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Hey, Bronc.
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Oh, man.
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I figured to see you at the stockyard.
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You have some trouble?
- Well, no. No, I didn't.
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I had a little business in Flagstaff.
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Now, how was she?
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Now, now, no, we can't keep
the congressman waiting.
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Let's go. Yeah.
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Yahoo! Here we go.
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Hey, Bronc, move them this way.
Move them this way. Look out.
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Look out.
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Come on. Come on now.
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Yahoo!
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Move them out.
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All right, boys, let's take them home.
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Come on.
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Turn them in. Yahoo!
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Move them out. Come on.
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Bring them over here.
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Shoot. Missed the brake.
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Shut up!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Congressman.
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Are you really a congressman?
A real one?
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- Yes, I am. Now, as I was saying, Mr...
- Is he a real congressman?
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Yes, and if you can
make a go of this, Charlie...
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...you'll be an example
to every other Indian in the territory.
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Come on. Oh! Ha-ha!
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Oh, don't worry, I'll make a go of it.
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I'll make good. Make a go of what?
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Well, it's really quite simple.
You're in the cattle business.
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- Twenty heifers and a young bull, Charlie.
- Purebred Herefords.
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- Now, as I told Joe, it's...
- Smoke.
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Oh, no, thanks. Now, if you build this herd,
I promise you that I will...
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No, no, smoke. Something's on fire.
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Fire, hell. That's smoke talk.
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Chester Walking Bear
over at Big Springs.
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I thought that old dog-eater
was dead by now.
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What's it say?
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You know I can't read smoke talk.
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Lot of good it did to send you to school.
Can't even read your own language.
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He say, "Get ready for big whoop-up.
Watch squaws.
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Joe Lightcloud coming home."
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- Joe coming home? Joe coming home.
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.
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- Now, that's what I was trying to tell you.
- Annie? She's not home. What you saying?
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Joe's bringing your cattle here.
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Joe bringing them?
What's Joe got to do with this?
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Joe's the one brought up the idea.
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- Joe's the one. Your Joe.
- My Joe?
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He talked the congressman here
into giving it a try.
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I admit I was a bit skeptical at first...
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...however, he pointed out
certain political advantages to the project.
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Providing Charlie can make a go of it.
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If you stay out of debt
and the herd prospers, Charlie...
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...the government will likely adopt
this policy for the rest of the reservation.
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So you see that the future of your
and my fellow Indians is in your hands...
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...if you're ready to accept
such a responsibility.
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If I'm ready? Hear this, Mr. Congressman.
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I, Charlie Lightcloud...
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...a direct descendant of great chiefs
and mighty warriors...
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...will take care of these fat cows.
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And I will raise strong calves.
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And when people come to my reservation,
I will point out the fat cows.
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I will say, "Do you know
who gave me these fat cows...
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...and these strong calves?
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My congressman.
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And do you know why?
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In order to prove
that an Indian can be fine...
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...hard-working American citizen.
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And not a lazy bum
like some white men think."
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Charlie Lightcloud has spoken.
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Good. Then it's, uh, settled.
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All the necessary arrangements
have been taken care of with your son.
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If you have any questions at all,
you contact Mr. Slager.
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- He's in charge locally.
- All right.
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Goodbye and good luck.
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He need it.
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Uh, we'll see you, Charlie.
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I don't suppose there's any way to keep
this quiet, just in case it doesn't work out?
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Word will spread like wildfire.
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There'll be more Indians here
to see Charlie's cows...
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...than there were at the Little Bighorn.
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- I have good news.
- Get the lard out.
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Huh?
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- In the back seat.
- Oh.
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Did you know that was
United States Congressman Morrissey...
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...you almost hit out there?
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Just because he got elected
to Congress don't mean he owns the road.
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And if we don't fix the brakes
on that car...
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- Sweetheart...
- lf somebody doesn't do something...
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...about this rotten old porch,
it will float away in the next heavy rain.
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- Don't worry, I'm going to fix it.
- Not that it matters.
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It's just the way most everything got
in this house, including me, just floated in.
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Wait till you hear what's happened.
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- I hope something floats by soon...
- Annie.
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...and plugs that hole in the floor
before somebody falls in.
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The United States government
is gonna give us a whole herd of cows.
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The whole house is coming down
around our ears.
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- And a bull. And a bull.
- Windmill is half busted, roof leaks.
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And the best part of it is, Annie...
The best part of it... Will you listen?
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We got dry rot, wet rot,
old rot, new rot...
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Look, the best part of it is...
Annie, listen to me. Annie.
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Rotten, that's what it is. Clear through.
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- Will you listen? The best part of it is...
- Rotten.
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Joe's home,
and he arranged the whole thing.
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I heard all about it in town.
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- Horse puckey.
- Horse puckey.
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No, no, is that any way for a mother
to welcome her only son?
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He is not my son.
He is your son and don't you forget it.
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Wicked stepmother. Legend speak true.
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- Go gather the eggs.
- That's squaw work.
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Like everything else around here.
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Annie, look what this means to us.
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Joe got us a herd of cows
of our very own, and they'll multiply...
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- ...over and over.
- Along with our problems.
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Charlie, haven't you learned yet?
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- But this time, it'll be different.
- Carlos...
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...what about the oil well
and the golf course?
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We got problems enough
without Joe helping us.
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- But, Annie...
- Tongue of viper.
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Should strip you naked, paint you red,
horse-drag you across river.
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- Now, Grandpa.
- And don't call me Grandpa.
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Scorpion squaw
should work more, talk less.
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Watch out, old man...
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...or I will bury you and that filthy blanket
of yours in the happy hunting ground.
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Hey, Charlie, you better get that gate open
and turn that gray horse out there.
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Don't want him kicking holes
in your new cows, do you?
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Hey, Bronco, have you seen Joe yet?
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You betcha. He's up on the flats,
headed this way fast.
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Giddyup. Let's go.
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Get off there.
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Get off there. Get off.
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- Get on over there.
- Ha-ha-ha!
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Look out. Come on back. Come on.
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Come on, they're turning. Stop it.
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Go on there.
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Come on, Bronc.
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He's here, Annie. Here they come.
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No trouble so far.
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Hold on there, Charlie.
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I wouldn't button that gate up
too tight, if I was you.
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Huh?
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You got 20 heifers in there,
Mr. Lightcloud.
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But I don't see no young bull.
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Where is he?
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Oh, uh, he'll be along all right.
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Woo-hoo!
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Look, look.
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Oh, Joe.
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- Come on, Joe.
- Come on, Joe.
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Woo-hoo!
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Ride that thing, baby. Woo-hoo!
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Woo-hoo!
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- Come on, Joe.
- Come on, let's get up here.
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Bahh.
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He's gonna herd it!
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Open the gate,
open the gate, open the gate.
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- Come on.
- Open the gate.
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Will somebody scratch my back?
I got an itch.
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Where's Annie?
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Where's, uh...? Where's old Grandpa?
Is he still alive?
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You damn right he is.
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- You don't look a day older.
- Day older than what?
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Annie.
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Just as good-Iooking as ever.
Pop, you're a lucky guy.
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A guy's got a right to hug his mama.
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Same old Annie.
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Laugh yourself right into the poorhouse.
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You have nothing better to do,
but I have work to take care of.
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Where's Mary? Where's my baby sister?
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Oh, Mary's moved into town.
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She's got a job with Mr. Slager
at the First National Bank.
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She's city folk now.
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Yeah, I'll kick the dogs out of her room,
and you can move in.
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No, I've been outside so long,
a roof don't feel natural to me.
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You sure rode that bull, Joe.
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Yeah, Joe, how come
you come riding in on a bull?
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Where's that Cadillac
you were gonna bring home?
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I got it all right, but it up and quit on me.
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Just don't make them like they used to.
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Oh, yeah.
Who are you trying to kid? Ha-ha-ha!
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Hey, what happened to that saddle
you won for bronco riding in Forth Worth?
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That silver studded one?
Did you bring it back with you?
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I traded it off to a city fella.
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What'd he give you for it?
A pack of gum? Ha-ha-ha!
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Are you kidding, man?
He gave me his wife.
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Ohh!
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Hey, Joe, was she pretty?
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Hit him up, Joe. Give him what for.
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What'd you do with that diamond
belt buckle that you won...
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...for bulldogging at Madison Square?
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He used it as a door handle
on his Cadillac.
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Hey, Joe. Does that Cadillac...?
Does it say Ford on the front?
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One of these days I'll drive it up here
and take all your squaws away.
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- He'd do it too.
- Anytime.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Something's missing.
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Hi! Ohh.
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Hey, down, boy. Private property.
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No, beer.
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Bronc, get over to Glenda Callahan's
and buy up every case of beer she's got.
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Sure, Bronc. Just jump
into Joe's Cadillac and take off.
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What am I gonna use for money, Joe?
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Look.
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A hundred dollars.
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Holy Custer.
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Hey, look, it's $ 100.
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You got a match, Bull?
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Yeah.
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Here.
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Hey, Grandpa.
Where's your smoke blanket?
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I'm wearing it.
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Well, get it working
and send out a signal, Grandpa.
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Tell them Joe Lightcloud's home.
Tell them we're gonna throw one big party.
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Might last a week, a month.
Depends on how long the beer holds out.
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Hey, Jackson, cool off.
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Hey, hand me a case of that beer.
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- Hey, one hell of a party, Joe.
- How's the beer holding out?
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Well, we're gonna get through the night,
unless old Bull gets a little bit thirsty.
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I better go check on him.
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- Hey, listen...
- Thanks a lot, old buddy. Thanks a lot.
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Jump down spin around, let's have a party
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Look who's back, Stay Away Joe
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Choctaw, Chickasaw
Gonna drink hearty
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Welcome back, Stay Away Joe
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Stay Away Joe, they call me
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Stay Away Joe, oh, yeah
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But if you need me, call me
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A whoop and a holler
And I'll be there
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Who keeps turning up like a bad penny?
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Take one guess, Stay Away Joe
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Always finding trouble aplenty
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Oh, my, yes, reckon you know
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Stay Away Joe, they call me
Stay Away Joe, oh, yeah
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But if you need me, call me
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A whoop and a holler
And I'll be there
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Okay, then, I'll dance with you.
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When two lips are ripe for the picking
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- Who crops up?
- Stay Away Joe
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Love them, leave them
Screaming and kicking
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Hey, ho, giddyup
Hey, look at him go
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00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,720
Stay Away Joe, they call me
Stay Away Joe, oh, yeah
242
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,000
But if you need me, call me
243
00:21:58,001 --> 00:21:59,959
A whoop and a holler
And I'll be there
244
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,600
Hey.
245
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,800
Well, Mary, you are really something.
246
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,920
Oh, Joe, I missed you. Oh, Joe...
247
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,880
Lorne, this is Joe.
248
00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:13,279
I kind of figured it was Joe.
I'm Lorne Hawkins.
249
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,559
Hi. What's this I hear
about you living in town?
250
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,200
Oh, I got a good job.
Never mind about me.
251
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,430
I wanna hear all about your deal
with Congressman Morrissey.
252
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,480
I'll talk to you later about that.
253
00:22:23,481 --> 00:22:25,759
Come on, let's go meet
the rest of the tribe.
254
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,530
- Nice to have met you. See you later.
- See you later.
255
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,240
How are you, Mr. Lightcloud?
256
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,040
Hey, how about a beer?
257
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,119
Do you know him, Bronc?
The guy with Mary?
258
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,519
It's Lorne Hawkins.
He bought up a local newspaper.
259
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,440
Welcome home, Joe.
260
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,240
Who was that?
261
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,960
Billie-Jo Hump.
262
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,960
Well, she can chew on my moccasins
any time she wants to.
263
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,640
All right, Joe.
Now, that's Frank Hawk's new girl.
264
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,560
And he watches her like a hawk.
265
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,880
- Is that a fact?
- And...
266
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,090
Joe.
267
00:23:17,201 --> 00:23:20,559
What's Hawk gonna say about that?
268
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,960
Well, he don't mind her dancing.
269
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,360
Joe, remember last time.
270
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,960
- Hawk, how's it going, boy?
- Hey, Joe, it's a good party.
271
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,480
That's my new girl over there.
272
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,800
With Jackson He-Crow?
273
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,200
That's her.
274
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,760
Billie-Jo. She's nice, huh?
275
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,400
Man, you better believe it.
276
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,240
I don't know, Hawk.
If she was my girl, I'd...
277
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,840
Well, what do you mean?
278
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,040
Well, I mean, it's nice of you
not to start any trouble or anything.
279
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,480
Well, what's the matter?
280
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,920
What's he doing to her?
281
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,440
If a guy did that without music,
they'd throw him in jail.
282
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,600
That no-good son of an Apache.
283
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,360
- Joe...
- Fight.
284
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,440
Fight. Fight.
285
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,360
Aah!
286
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,320
Annie, great party.
287
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,200
Everybody having fun.
288
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:36,559
Much more of that kind of fun and
the whole house will come down on them.
289
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,920
You fix something to eat?
290
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,520
No, I'm fixing to take a bath.
291
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,940
Wonder how long the fight will last.
292
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,720
Long enough, baby.
293
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,480
- Have you had enough?
- Hell, no.
294
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,440
Hey, everybody, break it up.
295
00:27:02,441 --> 00:27:03,999
Break it up. All right, you guys.
296
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,610
Hey, that's enough.
Break it up, break it up.
297
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,920
Hey, Hawk,
that was a good fight, man.
298
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,360
- I enjoyed it.
- Thanks.
299
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,000
- Honey, are you all right?
- Uh-huh.
300
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,560
Uh, music. We need some music. Hey.
301
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:29,040
You guys wanna play something slow?
Everybody looks a little winded.
302
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,240
Joe, same old Joe.
303
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,480
I better talk to you right now.
304
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,320
Do you mind, Lorne?
305
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,520
- Lorne.
- What?
306
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,960
Okay with you if I take a tall, good-Iooking
young man outside for a walk?
307
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,880
Oh, sure, you and Joe go right ahead.
308
00:27:46,571 --> 00:27:54,519
You're really too much. The congressman
actually believes he'll become governor...
309
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,759
...if Charlie succeeds with the herd?
- It's a cheap way to buy votes.
310
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,919
- What if Charlie doesn't succeed?
- He will.
311
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,240
How do you know?
312
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,230
Look what happened
with the golf course and the oil well.
313
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,080
- Well, I was young then, it's...
- Why do you keep coming back, Joe?
314
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,150
Why are you always
trying to help Charlie...
315
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,800
...instead of staying away
and making something of yourself?
316
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,240
Well, maybe it's because I wanna know
this place is still here when I need it.
317
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,680
Demon squaw.
318
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,400
Shame tribe of Lightcloud.
319
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,630
- What's happened now?
- Why don't you find out...
320
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:39,240
...while I rescue a certain white man
from being scalped by wild Indians?
321
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,040
Female Indians.
322
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,730
I am not going to give away
what little food we have...
323
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,000
...to a bunch of drunks.
324
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,160
- You bad Indian.
- Now, Grandpa...
325
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,400
- And don't call me Grandpa.
- She's only half Indian.
326
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,240
And half Mexican,
and proud of it.
327
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,600
Okay, what's wrong now?
328
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,040
We invite friends to celebrate
our great good fortune...
329
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:05,080
...and this half-breed scorpion squaw
will not feed them.
330
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,720
Be careful or I will
trade places with you...
331
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,800
...and I will serve you for dinner.
332
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,360
Hoo-hoowee!
333
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,720
I ain't had so much beer
in my whole life.
334
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,960
Most of my stomach's growling
like an old hound dog.
335
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,280
What's for chow?
336
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,520
Something else.
337
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,920
In old days, when we have whoop-up,
we have whoop-up.
338
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,560
When friends come to my father's tepee,
they get buffalo.
339
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,760
Big fat buffalo.
340
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,320
Where am I supposed to get buffalo?
341
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,800
Hey, Bronc, old buddy,
I got a job for you.
342
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,040
Lovely.
343
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,560
Hold it.
344
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,160
Hey, like I told you,
it's one hell of a party.
345
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,320
- Here's to the future governor.
- Yeah.
346
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,960
Shut up.
347
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,280
I think...
348
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,200
Oh, I think I'm going to die.
349
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,680
Joe?
350
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,920
Joe?
351
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,400
Joe.
352
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,240
Joe?
353
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,200
Yeah, Pop.
354
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,160
Man, ain't it a beautiful morning?
355
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,600
Hey, Annie.
Look out, you'll let the cows out.
356
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,960
Oh, there you are.
357
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,000
What did I do?
358
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,760
Wait a minute.
359
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,520
What did I do, Annie?
360
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,640
Annie. Annie, what's eating you?
361
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,839
You remember the cow
you ate last night?
362
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,080
- Yeah.
- It was the bull.
363
00:33:59,841 --> 00:34:03,439
You mean Bronc was so stoned
he couldn't tell the difference?
364
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,720
That's right.
365
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,080
You mean he butchered my bull?
366
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:13,800
When the Congress finds out, they will pass
the law against you, Charlie Lightcloud.
367
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,310
And you will spend
the rest of your life in jail.
368
00:34:16,311 --> 00:34:18,119
Wait a minute, Annie, wait a minute.
369
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,560
I can get you a better one.
370
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:23,600
What would you say if I were to get you
a big, strong, blue-ribbon stud...
371
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,160
...weighs about 1700 pounds?
372
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,000
I'd say that's a lot of bull.
373
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,000
- So would I.
- Ow!
374
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,440
She'd look good painted red.
375
00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:36,319
Say, where you gonna find
an animal like that?
376
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,120
Hike Bowers over at
the Big Springs Stockyard.
377
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,590
I'll just take a ride over to
Glenda Callahan's and give him a call.
378
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,600
But, son, do you know
how much a herd bull like that cost?
379
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,360
- Five hundred dollars, maybe more.
- Five hundred?
380
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,730
That's peanuts.
381
00:34:51,731 --> 00:34:55,039
Could you let me have a dollar?
I left my money in my other pants.
382
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,640
Sure. Here.
383
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,680
What other pants?
384
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,920
Up jumped the devil.
385
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,760
- How you been, Glenda?
- Can't complain.
386
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,280
- You've been away a long time, Joe.
- Long enough.
387
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,000
I'll bet you didn't give
us folks out here a thought.
388
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,320
Oh, yeah, I did.
I thought about you a lot.
389
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,840
- I'll bet you did.
- No, it's true.
390
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,880
What kind of things
did you think about, Joe?
391
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,040
All sorts of things.
392
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,960
Such as?
393
00:36:04,471 --> 00:36:12,079
Give me some change for a phone call
and a drink, and I'll tell you all about it.
394
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,399
I got no license to sell whiskey
and you know it.
395
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,239
- It never made a difference before.
- They're watching me now.
396
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:20,920
So it's strictly wine and beer
until they lose interest.
397
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,320
Of course, for you...
398
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,480
...I can make an exception.
399
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,040
- I wouldn't wanna ruin your reputation.
- Don't worry about that.
400
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,680
Now, before you left, we was...
401
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,080
Oh, damn.
402
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,240
Help yourself to a beer.
403
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,480
I'll be right back.
404
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,040
Hello. May I speak
to Hike Bowers, please?
405
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,920
- Tell him Joe Lightcloud's calling.
- Hi, Joe.
406
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,960
What do you know?
407
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,000
- Little Mamie Callahan.
- That's right.
408
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,640
- You've kind of grown up.
- I'm 19 now.
409
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,040
Hey, Joe.
410
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,760
Oh. Oh, yeah, hello. Hike?
411
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,760
Yeah, I got back yesterday.
412
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,010
Listen, Hike, I wonder if I could come over
and talk to you about borrowing a bull?
413
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,200
Yeah, that's right, a bull,
and a good one.
414
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,280
Oh, you have? Great.
415
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,320
Come by later, Hike. Thanks.
416
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,680
What do you need a bull for, Joe?
417
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,640
- I'll explain it to you sometime.
- Over my dead body.
418
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,360
Mamie, you take that shameful thing off.
419
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,880
It's a minidress, I made it myself.
420
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:22,239
Minidress, hell.
It looks like your underwear.
421
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:23,600
I like it.
422
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,280
Not now, baby.
423
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,360
I can't get over
how much she's grown.
424
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,690
- Out.
- At least let me finish my beer.
425
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:37,000
- You're gonna ruin your carpet.
- Next time I won't aim so low.
426
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,560
I see what you mean.
427
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,000
Bye, Mamie.
428
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,640
Bye, Joe.
429
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,180
You quit messing around with him.
430
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,240
He reminds me of your father,
that no-account.
431
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,320
Gee, Ma.
432
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,160
Baby, dear. Don't you want to be good?
433
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,960
How am I gonna be good
if I never get any practice?
434
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,670
I'm sure you're gonna be pleased
with your choice, Mr. Lightcloud.
435
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,280
In fact, I'm certain of it.
436
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,640
I sure hope you're right.
437
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,880
Oh, I'd bet my last dollar on it.
438
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,960
Now, where's that old one-seater
you're trading in on this little gem?
439
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,120
Right over there.
440
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,320
- Stick them up.
- Joe.
441
00:40:37,321 --> 00:40:40,879
- They finally got you in a cage, didn't they?
- I'm glad you stopped by.
442
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,840
- Morning, Joe.
- Oh, hello, Hy, you old politician.
443
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,980
They haven't caught you yet, have they?
444
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,530
Well, I hear you had
quite a wingding last night.
445
00:40:48,531 --> 00:40:51,119
- Hope the herd's okay.
- Oh, they're a little hung-over.
446
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,480
Cows just can't hold
their beer, you know.
447
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,440
Well, listen, all joking aside...
448
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,560
...this cattle deal's
damned important, you know?
449
00:40:59,561 --> 00:41:02,159
Morrissey's running for governor
means a lot to me.
450
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,679
Now, you just leave everything to me, Hy.
You're practically home free.
451
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,600
I know you, Joe...
452
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:12,640
...and if you mess this up,
I will have your skin.
453
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,600
Bank's looking great, Hy.
454
00:41:14,601 --> 00:41:18,079
Mary, I wanna show you something
outside. I'll bring her right back.
455
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,680
I have a terrible feeling
before this thing's over...
456
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,720
...I'm going to be feeling terrible.
457
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,470
You're kidding. How'd you do it?
Where'd you get it?
458
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,130
- It was easy. I traded in old Gray for it.
- You did what?
459
00:41:29,131 --> 00:41:32,959
I was talked into it. This fellow needed
one more sale to make his monthly quota.
460
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,240
So you helped him out?
Oh, come on, Joe.
461
00:41:35,241 --> 00:41:37,359
- Who does it really belong to?
- Hey, sis.
462
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,400
What's with you and this Lorne stud?
463
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,280
Well, I told mama last night that...
464
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,200
Holy cow. I forgot the bull.
465
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,440
See you later, sis.
466
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,880
- Hey! Joe, you're looking great.
- Where'd you get that?
467
00:42:08,881 --> 00:42:12,559
- Hank, I ain't seen you in a long time.
- Business is looking pretty good.
468
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,670
I'll show you how good.
Let me buy you a beer.
469
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,680
- I'm on duty.
- I'll tell you what...
470
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,890
...when you get off,
come out to Callahan's.
471
00:42:18,891 --> 00:42:21,479
- I'll buy all the brew you can handle.
- See you there.
472
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,360
You too, Bronc. We'll have a party.
473
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,760
Great. But wait...
474
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,000
Where did you get...
475
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,320
...the new car?
476
00:42:48,411 --> 00:42:52,999
Hi, Glenda.
I wanna talk to you about something.
477
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,279
- I told you to stay away.
- I came to help you.
478
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:57,039
- Hi, Joe.
- Eat your wheat germ.
479
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,510
- Help from you I don't need.
- I was in town just now.
480
00:42:59,511 --> 00:43:01,759
I heard Matson tell Bronc
he's on his way here.
481
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,600
- For what?
- To check the liquor you got, what else?
482
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,920
- I don't believe it.
- Then don't.
483
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,000
- Hi, Joe.
- Make your bed.
484
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,040
- I already made it.
- Then lie in it.
485
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,520
- Go on. Out.
- Mama.
486
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,840
Shut the door.
487
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,800
- Who told him?
- Not me.
488
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,200
I'll bet.
489
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,650
Well, then, why would
I come here to warn you?
490
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,770
What am I gonna do?
491
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,200
- Get out of here, I'll take care of him.
- Oh, no.
492
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,720
Look, I've been thinking
about you and me.
493
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,280
Yeah, I know how you was thinking.
494
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,680
Mamie's nice, but she's just a baby.
495
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,040
I like a woman with maturity.
496
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,480
Uh-huh.
497
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,080
Why don't you take my car
and drive up to Flagstaff?
498
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:51,960
As soon as I get rid of Hank,
I'll join you there.
499
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,680
- What about Mamie?
- Leave her here.
500
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,520
That'll be the day.
501
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,960
It'll look phony with both of you gone.
502
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,400
Why don't I tell him
you had some shopping to do?
503
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,240
- Forget it.
- Okay.
504
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,240
But I hope you got the stuff hid real good,
because here he comes right now.
505
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,040
Meet you at the Maverick Bar.
506
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,720
- I'm parked out back, the keys are in it.
- Right.
507
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,640
That sure is a funny way to drive a car.
508
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,240
Would you like some yogurt?
509
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,360
No, thanks, baby.
510
00:44:53,361 --> 00:44:56,079
Wasn't that your new car
we just saw leaving?
511
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,240
What new car?
512
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,280
Hey, Hank, let me get you a beer, buddy.
513
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,440
I can't stay too long.
I gotta get on home.
514
00:45:02,441 --> 00:45:05,159
That's too bad,
because we're gonna have a party.
515
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,079
Well, how come you weren't driving?
516
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,000
Here you go, Bronc, go call the tribe.
517
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,920
Because we're gonna
have ourselves a real party.
518
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,110
Hey, everybody, I've brought more booze.
Come and get it.
519
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,680
Booze!
520
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,880
More booze? Ha-ha!
521
00:45:41,881 --> 00:45:46,439
Here we go, everybody,
drink up the evidence...
522
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,879
...so poor Glenda will never
have to sneak off again.
523
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,520
Poor old Glenda, all alone in Flagstaff.
524
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,760
I hope she's having a good time, Joe.
525
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,080
Okay, boys. Don't push.
526
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,520
- There's enough for everybody.
- Joe.
527
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,240
Hey, Bronc, did you ever tend bar?
528
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:02,440
Uh, nope. Used to be a butcher though.
529
00:46:02,441 --> 00:46:04,319
I know, but now you're a bartender.
530
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,600
- Pass the hat, buddy, let's keep it legal.
- We'll keep it legal.
531
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,440
Holy cow, I forgot the bull. Hey, Bronc.
532
00:46:15,441 --> 00:46:19,119
You want something to drink?
A little fire water, you put it right there.
533
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,239
- Bronc!
- Come on.
534
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,160
You're not the owner! Get out of here!
535
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,520
Bronc.
536
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,200
- Come here, I need your help.
- Yeah? Take care, don't spill it.
537
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,600
Uh, what can I do for you, old buddy?
538
00:46:30,601 --> 00:46:32,839
Tomorrow morning
go over to Hike Bowers'...
539
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,200
...and pick up this bull he's got for me.
- His bull? Uh...
540
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,520
What do you need a bull for?
541
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:46,920
Yeah, yeah.
542
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,160
- Anything you say, Joe.
- Thanks a lot, Bronc.
543
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,240
This is fun.
544
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,960
You say you never
kissed anybody before?
545
00:47:01,961 --> 00:47:04,999
- What's the matter?
- I'm just wondering what you'll be like...
546
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,200
...when you've had a little practice.
- Okay, then, well...
547
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,280
I guess this is what it's like.
548
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,190
- What what's like?
- Being in love.
549
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,920
- Wait a minute, Mamie. We're not...
- Ma won't be back for a long time.
550
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,400
And maybe not even all night.
551
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,600
- Did you hear something?
- More. Come on.
552
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,160
Joe, let's you and me go someplace...
553
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,240
- What's wrong with where we are?
...and get married.
554
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,680
Married?
555
00:48:03,721 --> 00:48:06,839
Well, look, honey,
you just don't up and get married like that.
556
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,370
You gotta plan these things,
you know what I mean?
557
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,880
All right. You gotta get to know
each other better.
558
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,800
Oh, you mean like this.
559
00:49:24,251 --> 00:49:28,119
- Mama.
- I can explain everything.
560
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,000
Meet me in Flagstaff, huh?
561
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,200
I'm getting to know him better,
so we can get married.
562
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,760
Mama, don't!
563
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,360
Joe, look out!
564
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,720
Hear me, get out
or I'll clobber you, you lousy...
565
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,800
I got him, Joe. I got the bull.
566
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,680
You stole him, huh?
567
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,600
Just like old days.
568
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,080
Charlie, you're gonna get rich.
569
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:47,240
- Hey, come on. Come on.
- Oh, good to go.
570
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,920
Annie, you hear that?
You hear that, Annie?
571
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,200
Joe got us a bull.
572
00:50:52,201 --> 00:50:56,599
Best stay away from that tailgate,
he'll charge anything that moves.
573
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,919
Better look out. He sees them heifers,
he'll come like a freight train.
574
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,310
- Ready, Bronc?
- I'm ready.
575
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,080
Okay, here she goes.
576
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,440
- It's coming.
- Yep.
577
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,770
- Everybody stay out of the way.
- Yeah.
578
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,480
Come on.
579
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,160
Come on.
580
00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:07,639
- You gonna take that end?
- Yeah.
581
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,040
I'll take his head,
and you take the other end.
582
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,200
- Be careful.
- Come on, now.
583
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,280
Come on, now. Come on down there.
584
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,520
Come on.
585
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,730
Wait until he gets a look
at them heifers.
586
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,760
Some bull.
587
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,760
Hike says he's blue ribbon.
Dominic the Twelfth.
588
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,280
Twelfth? Don't tell me
there was 11 more like him?
589
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:41,159
You shouldn't have said it.
Now he's mad at you.
590
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:45,440
Mad? He look like he's going to cry.
591
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,160
He isn't even looking at them heifers.
592
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,880
He's had a hard day
riding around in that truck.
593
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,560
- Just wait until he gets a little rest.
- It is morning. He just got up.
594
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,240
Looks like good bull. I like him.
595
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,000
Of course you like him.
596
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,880
Only thing around here
that moves slower than you do.
597
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,320
What do you know about bulls?
598
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,840
I know more than he does.
599
00:53:24,841 --> 00:53:28,839
I think he'll come around.
We just gotta get him interested, that's all.
600
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,400
And how are you going to do that?
601
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,760
I'll figure out a way.
Even if I have to show him myself.
602
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,280
Can I watch?
603
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,760
I am not going to wait for you.
604
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,720
Bronc, put one of those cows
on your truck.
605
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,920
Hold it, Bronc. What for?
606
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,040
- I am going to sell it and buy a toilet.
- A toilet?
607
00:53:46,041 --> 00:53:48,399
Yeah, we've been
through that before, Annie.
608
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,880
I told you, them things have to be
connected up with pipes at both ends...
609
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,600
...and a handle in the middle.
610
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:59,080
I am not going to have
Mary's mother-in-law use no outhouse.
611
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,150
- Come on, Bronc.
- Hold it, Bronc.
612
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,880
Mary's mother-in-law?
613
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,840
Yeah, she's coming here
in two weeks to visit.
614
00:54:05,841 --> 00:54:07,559
But Mary ain't even married.
615
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,880
She's going to be, to Lorne Hawkins.
616
00:54:09,881 --> 00:54:12,039
- Why didn't she tell me?
- She tried...
617
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,640
Come on, Bronc.
618
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,800
- Put one of those cows in your truck.
- Hold it, Bronc.
619
00:54:16,801 --> 00:54:19,279
You can't just go selling off
the herd like that.
620
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:24,120
Oh, I see. It is all right to eat them,
but not to sell them, is that it?
621
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,750
What else they are good for
with a bull like that?
622
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,040
I got an idea.
623
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:33,480
Why doesn't Mary ask her mother-in-law
to go to the toilet before she leaves town?
624
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,640
Oh, Carlos, you don't ask people
things like that.
625
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,000
You don't even know her.
626
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:42,320
Besides, I am going to need
many more things before I am through.
627
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,800
Okay, okay. I'll get the money for you,
but leave the herd alone.
628
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,850
- And how you going to do that?
JOE: Never mind, I'll get it.
629
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,610
All right, but if you don't come back
with some money...
630
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,520
...I will keep selling cows
until this house is just the way I want it!
631
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,800
Annie. You woke him up.
632
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,320
Look at that.
633
00:55:04,561 --> 00:55:09,159
Sorry I can't give you anything
for the windshield, Joe.
634
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,320
Too many holes in it.
635
00:55:10,321 --> 00:55:12,719
I was sure hoping we'd get
more dough than this.
636
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,440
Well, spare parts aren't hard
to come by nowadays.
637
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,600
Too many accidents on the highway.
638
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,240
Well, thanks anyway. Come on, Bronc.
639
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,280
See you later, Orville.
640
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,880
I sure hope you know
what you're doing, Joe.
641
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,400
New car and all.
642
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,530
Listen, this money's gonna protect
the prettiest herd of heifers you ever saw.
643
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,880
Dominic, Dominic, why are you stalling?
644
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,800
Don't you hear love calling to you?
645
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,480
Move your little foot do
646
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,000
Dominic, Dominic, pick one and take her
647
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,240
There's acres and acres to choose
648
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,680
Only a fool would refuse
649
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,840
If I had your trouble
650
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,600
Life would be double, good sweet
651
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,640
There'd be no grass
Growing under my feet
652
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,760
Listen, Dominic, Dominic
When will you hunger?
653
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,520
You ain't getting younger, my friend
654
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,960
Love, love, love them all
Right to the end
655
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,720
I can't understand you
656
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,360
Leaving them beauties forlorn
657
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:10,000
It's time to take the old bull by the horn
658
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:15,720
Come on, Dominic, Dominic
They're itching and twitching
659
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:19,040
Better start pitching some woo
660
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:27,240
Move your little foot do
661
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,360
Hello, misfortune
662
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:04,680
How's my old friend Mr. Misery?
663
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,960
I've been away so long
664
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,800
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
665
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,800
I got no bed to rest my head
666
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,600
No doors or walls or windowpane
667
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,040
Now all I needed was the rain
668
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,920
Rain, rain, rain, rain
669
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:44,080
Met a little honey
At the Buzzin' Bumble Bee Caf�
670
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,640
Yes, I did
671
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,000
One drink and all my money
672
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:53,840
And that honeybee had flown away
673
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,840
About as low as I can go
674
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,560
I don't really mean to complain
675
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:08,080
Now all I needed was the rain
676
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,960
Rain, rain, rain, rain
677
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,280
All I needed was this rain
678
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,640
All I needed was the rain
679
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,640
Come on, lie down.
There's no problems.
680
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,520
What are you howling about now?
681
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,720
Man, all I needed was you dogs.
682
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,280
Hey, cut it out,
you're getting me all wet.
683
01:03:30,281 --> 01:03:32,759
Get your tail out of my mouth.
Come on, move over.
684
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,630
Get on your own side.
I said, cut it out.
685
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,480
Bull now get up again.
686
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,040
He's probably walking in his sleep.
687
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:58,360
Two-wheeler not look good.
688
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,020
Well, at least it's got a motor.
689
01:04:00,021 --> 01:04:02,639
The car ain't much good anymore,
even for sleeping.
690
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:05,320
You sleep in hogan with me.
691
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,320
Thanks, Grandpa.
692
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,680
Charlie. Carlos, where are you?
693
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:15,480
Darn rain nearly washed
all the stones off of this house.
694
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,920
Where is Grandpa?
695
01:04:17,921 --> 01:04:21,599
Does he has his new clothes on?
They're going to be here any minute.
696
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:23,240
Well, I'll go get him.
697
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,600
Tell him not to bring
that filthy scalp in this house.
698
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,720
- Oh, Carlos, Carlos.
- Hm?
699
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,840
Did you fill the water tank
on the toilet?
700
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,240
Three buckets full,
she can flush all day.
701
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,480
Old man, go get dressed.
702
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,330
What are you doing out here?
703
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,880
Running away.
I was gonna go out looking for you...
704
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,730
...so as we could go on
getting to know each other better.
705
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:40,280
Well, hop on. I got an errand to run.
706
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,400
I thought you told me
not to expect too much.
707
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,200
Apparently they've made a few changes.
708
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,120
Mother, this is Mrs. Hawkins.
709
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:13,880
- How do you do?
- Mrs. Lightcloud, it's so nice to meet you.
710
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,320
This is my husband, Charles.
711
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,760
Call me Charlie.
712
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,320
Shake...
713
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:23,200
Uh, we have been looking forward
for this day for a long time.
714
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,230
- You all know Lorne.
- Sure do.
715
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:27,320
- Hello, Lorne.
- Hi.
716
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,950
Charlie. Hey, Mrs. Lightcloud,
the place looks tremendous.
717
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,720
What have you done to it?
718
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,760
Well, we just add a few things
here and there.
719
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,320
Here and there.
You know that we had a lot of cows...
720
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,160
- Will you please come in?
- Thank you.
721
01:06:42,161 --> 01:06:46,639
Don't mind the dogs,
they won't bite you if you don't bite them.
722
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,650
It's beautiful.
723
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,720
I must say it's refreshing
to find such a striking home...
724
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,000
...in the midst of all this wild country.
725
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:06,400
One might almost say
it's an oasis in the desert.
726
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,440
- Please make yourself at home.
- Thank you.
727
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,240
Isn't this interesting.
728
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,850
Look at the little fan.
729
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,880
Oh, Lorne!
730
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,640
Ooh. I forgot to warn you about that.
731
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,420
Didn't have time to have it fixed.
732
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,600
Carlos, help him out of the hole.
733
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:26,800
- The hole, Carlos.
- It's a little mistake.
734
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,730
- May I take your coat, Mrs. Hawkins?
- Why, no, thank you.
735
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,690
It was rather cool coming out.
I think I'll just leave it on.
736
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:34,370
- I'll build a fire.
- Aah!
737
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,720
I think a fire would be a lovely idea.
738
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,880
Fire? I forgot, we can't have a fire.
739
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:53,440
Annie made me hide
the old potbellied stove...
740
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,000
...out behind the manure...
- Sit down, Mrs. Hawkins.
741
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,090
Maybe you will be
more comfortable on the davenport.
742
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,360
- Thank you.
- Look out for the holes.
743
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,600
Carlos. Carlos.
744
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,120
What?
745
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,560
Fix the hole.
746
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,150
Would you care
for a drink of water, Lorne?
747
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,480
Maybe you would like some tea.
748
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,400
Tea. I'd love some tea.
749
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,360
Mother, wouldn't you like some tea?
750
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:23,900
If it isn't too much trouble.
751
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,960
Oh, no, no trouble at all.
752
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:28,280
Well, I'll help you, Mother.
753
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:43,080
Oh, no. Carlos forget
to hook up the pipes.
754
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,560
It's all right, I'll get some outside.
755
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,160
Maria.
756
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:04,160
Will you please forgive the fuss?
We, uh...
757
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,570
Would either of you
like to use the toilet?
758
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,680
Oh, gee, look at the pretty light, Mom.
759
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,720
- Isn't that nice?
- Yes.
760
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:07,200
Oh, uh...
761
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,600
Maria, I want everything
just right for you.
762
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,440
You are my daughter.
I will do everything for you.
763
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,120
Oh, I know, Mom, it looks wonderful.
764
01:10:19,121 --> 01:10:22,319
But Mrs. Hawkins isn't like that.
You don't need to impress her.
765
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,200
Well, we're sure doing it.
766
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:31,320
- What happened?
- Me.
767
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,720
He came up on her blind side.
768
01:10:33,721 --> 01:10:36,479
- I'm afraid I forgot to introduce them.
- Here, fix this.
769
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,920
Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Hawkins.
770
01:10:37,921 --> 01:10:40,119
I'm sure Grandpa
didn't mean to startle you.
771
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:43,480
- Scare hell out of her.
- It was silly of me to scream.
772
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:46,880
- Mary.
- How do you do, Mr. Lightcloud?
773
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,120
- Chief Lightcloud.
- Chief.
774
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,520
Grandpa.
775
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,840
You stay away from me, old squaw.
776
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,800
Where is your new clothes, Grandpa?
777
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,680
Mail-order suit stink.
778
01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:00,160
Wolf skin and blanket good enough.
779
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,240
It's very colorful.
780
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,320
Is different color on inside.
781
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,000
Grandpa.
782
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,360
Um, the tea is going to be ready
in a minute.
783
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,810
- Would you please sit down?
- Well, thank you.
784
01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,520
And where is Joe?
785
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,800
I've heard so much about Joe.
786
01:11:15,801 --> 01:11:18,519
- Did you tell him we'd be here?
- Oh, I told him.
787
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:21,640
- She told him to stay away.
- Carlos.
788
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,800
I imagine Joe's pretty busy, Mom.
789
01:11:23,801 --> 01:11:26,679
I'm disappointed I won't have
the opportunity to meet him.
790
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:27,999
You'll meet him.
791
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,680
See what I mean,
couldn't get very far in that thing.
792
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,680
But, Joe, the motorcycle
could get us to Flagstaff...
793
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:40,440
...and they've got ministers there.
794
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:58,000
Attaboy, Joe.
795
01:11:58,160 --> 01:11:59,320
Is Joe coming in?
796
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:00,680
He busy.
797
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,600
- Mrs. Hawkins.
- Thank you.
798
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,720
- Grandpa.
- Water? Ah.
799
01:12:11,721 --> 01:12:14,399
Well, that certainly
is a lovely refrigerator.
800
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,880
Should be. Cost half a cow.
801
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,520
Half a what?
802
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:21,720
It is just a little family joke, you know?
803
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,160
Here we go again.
804
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:33,370
Now what?
805
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,600
Oh, my...! Oh, that's cold.
806
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,880
I'll see you later, maybe.
807
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,960
Mama, don't!
808
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,170
Oh, hello. Excuse me,
I'm sorry I can't stay.
809
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:11,440
Head for outhouse, Joe.
She not look for you there.
810
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,920
Mama, wait. Mama...
811
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,800
Mama.
812
01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:29,200
Mama, will...? What...?
813
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,680
You go that way, I'll head him off.
814
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:57,440
You no-good, cradle-robbing...
815
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:01,000
...rotten, dirty bum.
816
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:03,960
It's all right. Mom?
817
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,200
Mama!
818
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,360
Hold it, baby, hold it.
819
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:42,240
Joe. Hey, you forgot me.
820
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,440
Joe.
821
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:47,040
Wait for me.
822
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,570
Looks like you and I just weren't
meant for each other, baby.
823
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:32,960
I want to thank you all
for a delightful afternoon.
824
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,880
- I'm so sorry, Lorne.
- Oh, don't be silly.
825
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,840
I didn't realize your family
had such a sense of humor.
826
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,080
Are you coming
back to town with us?
827
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:45,920
No, I think I'll stay here.
Where I belong.
828
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:51,280
Mrs. Lightcloud, Charlie, Grandpa,
it's been a gas.
829
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:54,040
I hope to see you all again
before I leave.
830
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,120
You got lot of guts, lady.
831
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,920
Hi.
832
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:20,840
Hi, yourself.
833
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,400
I'm sorry I fouled things up
the way I did.
834
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:26,840
It wasn't your fault.
835
01:16:26,841 --> 01:16:29,679
I guess I made an impression
on Lorne's mother, didn't I?
836
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,630
Well, that's the trouble.
We were all trying to impress her.
837
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:36,440
- You wanna come inside?
- Hm?
838
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,650
Oh, yeah.
839
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,560
Have you talked to Lorne?
840
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,090
I wrote him a letter.
841
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:44,880
What does that mean?
842
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:48,320
I was wrong, Joe. I realize it now.
843
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,080
I'm what I am.
844
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:54,880
No amount of paint and fancy furniture
is gonna change it.
845
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:58,200
I don't belong in Lorne's world.
846
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:01,240
It's just time I stopped
kidding myself about it.
847
01:17:01,241 --> 01:17:05,359
If you talked to him, I'm sure you'd find out
you're getting steamed up over nothing.
848
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,599
Nothing? Sure. Just a grandfather
who still wants to scalp white men...
849
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,399
Who cares if you live in Lorne's world
or he lives in yours?
850
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,919
If you love each other,
you'll build your own world.
851
01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,000
Out of what?
852
01:17:15,001 --> 01:17:19,959
You know what you are?
You're a phony, that's what you are.
853
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,559
- You like to feel sorry for yourself.
- Don't lecture me.
854
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:25,520
Not me. If I goof, I'm not gonna
sit down and lick my wounds.
855
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,600
I'm gonna get out and do something
about it. And fast.
856
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:45,240
Hey, Joe.
857
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,240
Hey, don't you say hello
to friends anymore?
858
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:57,120
Just like old times.
859
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:06,000
- Morning.
- I thought you was my friend, Hike.
860
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,640
You slugged me first.
861
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:09,240
I'm not talking about that.
862
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:11,550
I'm talking about that bull
you loaned me.
863
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,040
What about it?
864
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,920
- You said he won a bunch of blue ribbons.
- Well, he... Ha-ha-ha!
865
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,920
Well, he did, old buddy.
Well, he did.
866
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,560
For what? Unh! Sleeping?
867
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,400
He hasn't even looked at those heifers.
868
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:33,760
Heifers? You mean you wanted
to build a herd?
869
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,400
Well, what else?
870
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,560
What's so funny?
871
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,200
You being in rodeo,
I figured you knew.
872
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:56,200
Knew what?
873
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,400
Dominic the Twelfth.
874
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:05,400
He just happens to be the best
bucking bull in the Eastern circuit.
875
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,080
He ain't never been rode.
876
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:11,720
Is that a fact?
877
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,920
Wait a minute, hold it down.
878
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:28,840
Wait a minute, hold it down.
I'll say it again.
879
01:19:28,841 --> 01:19:32,079
I'm willing to bet there's not
a man here that's cowboy enough...
880
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:33,560
...to ride this old bull of mine.
881
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:38,040
I got 10-to-1 that says
that he can't be rode.
882
01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:39,919
Ten to one? You must be kidding.
883
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:43,520
- Is that to a standstill?
- Nope, to a whistle. Eight seconds.
884
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,120
- You putting us on?
- Lf I am, he'll throw you off.
885
01:19:46,121 --> 01:19:49,319
- And I'll bet double that I can ride it.
- That part of the deal?
886
01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,879
If I don't go the distance, you collect.
Help pay your hospital bill.
887
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:55,270
Let me have 100 of that.
888
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,200
Looks good, looks good.
889
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,680
Oh, hello, boys. Excuse me.
890
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,800
BULL: We wanna talk with you, Joe.
- What about?
891
01:20:07,801 --> 01:20:10,079
Oh, a little personal matter
we wanna settle.
892
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,959
- You've been going out with our girls.
- We seen you with them.
893
01:20:12,960 --> 01:20:14,720
Darn near ran me down.
894
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:20,720
Well, uh, look, fellas...
895
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,320
...I gotta go.
896
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,480
We'll get him at the main gate,
after the rodeo.
897
01:20:27,481 --> 01:20:30,359
- Hi, Joe.
- How are you?
898
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:33,010
Well, don't you two look cute?
What's the occasion?
899
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,320
Mamie's getting married.
900
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,120
- Oh, yeah? To who?
- You.
901
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,200
Right after the fair,
we'll meet you at the gate...
902
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:44,720
...drive over to Judge Nibley's,
and he'll issue a license or lock you up.
903
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,640
- Come on, Mamie.
- Bye, Joe.
904
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:50,600
Look at that, Joe. We got enough money
to buy every cow in Arizona.
905
01:20:55,591 --> 01:21:02,959
Now, folks, you're not gonna
find the next entry in your program...
906
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,430
...but I guarantee you
we're gonna have a few laughs.
907
01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:07,970
We have a cowboy who seems
to wanna give money away.
908
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,650
And some of our riders are gonna do
what they can to accommodate him.
909
01:21:11,651 --> 01:21:14,279
Now, let me call your attention
to chute number three.
910
01:21:15,361 --> 01:21:17,279
We present Dominic the Twelfth.
911
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:19,840
The world's most dangerous bull...
912
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,920
...if we can wake him up.
913
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,320
And now, folks,
we have a surprise for you.
914
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:10,680
To prove that Dominic
can really be ridden...
915
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,760
...and he's willing to put up
all his winnings to prove it...
916
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,960
...coming out of chute number four...
917
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:19,640
...the pride of Calgary, Cheyenne
and Madison Square Garden...
918
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:23,040
...Arizona's own Joe Lightcloud.
919
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:29,160
Take it away, Joe.
920
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:33,210
Hang on there, baby.
921
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,920
Mama, he could get killed.
922
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:36,360
He should be so lucky.
923
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:44,280
Joe, do you see me?
924
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:46,240
Get in there, Joe. Stay on there.
925
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,800
Cowboy Joe.
926
01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:00,520
- Hey, we did it.
- We did it. Ha-ha!
927
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:08,240
That's all of the money in the world.
928
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,800
You did it. We did it. We did it.
929
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,240
Hold it, Bronc.
930
01:23:33,241 --> 01:23:35,279
- Where is he?
- Now, listen...
931
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,040
...we were here first. Where is he?
932
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:38,800
Well, he'll be along soon.
933
01:23:38,801 --> 01:23:42,479
He had to go by the first-aid station
to get something for, uh, rope burn.
934
01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:46,279
He'll have more than that to
worry about if he tries to sneak out on us.
935
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,720
You wouldn't be trying to pull something
on us, would you, Bronc?
936
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:51,600
What you got in back?
937
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:54,920
It's just old Dominic.
938
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:57,360
Yeah, it's just old Dominic.
939
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:00,160
All right, I'm leaving.
940
01:24:00,161 --> 01:24:02,959
Look, if you see Joe, tell him
I'll meet him downtown, will you?
941
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:20,680
Oh, Joe...
Joe wouldn't take off like that.
942
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:24,640
- Not without saying goodbye.
- Why not? He did it before.
943
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,920
Well, what are we
gonna do now?
944
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:31,040
Go to jail for sell government cows.
945
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:34,760
- Where is he?
- Out here.
946
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:37,960
- I say how to Lorne.
- Lorne?
947
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,240
Mary, I wanna talk to you.
948
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,840
Come in, Lorne.
949
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,360
Nice of you to drop by.
950
01:24:44,361 --> 01:24:48,319
- Mary, will you open up this door?
- No, go away. I don't wanna see you.
951
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:50,879
Will you open up the door
and stop acting like a child?
952
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:53,680
Oh, no, she doesn't mean it.
She's just putting on a show.
953
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:57,160
Show gets better.
Here come congressman.
954
01:24:58,560 --> 01:24:59,710
- Carlos.
- What?
955
01:24:59,711 --> 01:25:02,119
- Carlos, let me do the talk.
- All right.
956
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:05,720
And maybe I can save you
from going to jail.
957
01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:08,160
Carlos.
958
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:20,640
Charlie.
959
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:28,400
Mr. Congressman, Mr. Slager, hello.
960
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:31,840
I see you've made a number
of improvements in the house.
961
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,890
Well, I just added little Mexican
touches here and there.
962
01:25:34,891 --> 01:25:37,199
There is a story
going around town, Charlie...
963
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:39,679
That your cattle are showing up
at the stockyards.
964
01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:41,160
Now, I'm sure you can explain.
965
01:25:41,161 --> 01:25:43,519
- Where is the herd, Charlie?
- I can explain.
966
01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,879
Where is the herd, Charlie?
967
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,079
- They're out on the range somewhere.
- Right.
968
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:50,039
- Wrong. You tell us the truth.
- Mr. Congressman, I can explain.
969
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:52,040
Let him speak.
970
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:01,800
Uh...
971
01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:06,000
He cannot speak.
972
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:11,640
Uh, where?
973
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,320
You've sold them.
974
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:19,000
This is gonna be very hard to explain
back in Washington.
975
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:22,000
He not so good explaining it here.
976
01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:23,800
Just open the door and let me talk.
977
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,570
- Just for a minute.
- No, I won't.
978
01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:28,399
Mary, you sent me that letter,
and it doesn't make sense.
979
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,639
- It does make sense.
- Mary, will you open the...?
980
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,840
Mary... Will you open
the door, Mary, please?
981
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,680
I'll have you all in jail.
982
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,600
You have destroyed our careers.
983
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,800
I mean, the governor's.
984
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:42,040
The congressman's.
985
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:44,960
It is entirely your fault, Charlie.
986
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:48,040
Selling government cattle
for your own personal gain...
987
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:52,120
...is an out-and-out crime against
the United States of America.
988
01:26:52,121 --> 01:26:53,719
You're a disgrace to the Indian...
989
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:58,760
The Indian na...
990
01:27:02,521 --> 01:27:04,919
Mary, I know you're in there. I can see you.
991
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:08,640
You can't get out the other way.
If you try and get out, I'll go around.
992
01:27:15,571 --> 01:27:22,879
- What are you doing with my cars?
- Loan company told me to pick them up.
993
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:25,999
You tell them I'm gonna report them
to the Better Business Bureau.
994
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,720
Looks like you've got
a little explaining to do, Joe.
995
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:31,680
What about? Turning 20
head of cows into a hundred?
996
01:27:31,681 --> 01:27:34,159
- Those are yours?
- Nope, they belong to my father.
997
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:35,400
Here's a bill of sale.
998
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:42,610
I'd say this makes you
the biggest cattleman...
999
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:45,240
...in the 23rd district, Mr. Lightcloud.
1000
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:50,790
- Kind of makes you feel warm, don't it?
- Yes, yes, you could say that.
1001
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,640
Come along, Mr. Slager,
we've got work to do.
1002
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:57,240
Now, I want the newspapers
to know about this.
1003
01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,300
Photographs, interviews, the works.
1004
01:27:59,301 --> 01:28:02,399
We might even get the television station
in Phoenix to cover it.
1005
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:05,479
This is the greatest thing
that could ever have happened to us.
1006
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:06,959
Look at all the other people.
1007
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,370
- Look at John Smith and Pocahontas...
- Oh, Lorne!
1008
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:12,680
My son, my son.
1009
01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,160
My son.
1010
01:28:18,161 --> 01:28:20,239
Don't worry, Annie, things will get worse.
1011
01:28:20,240 --> 01:28:21,400
You better believe it.
1012
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,040
- Will you...? Will you listen to me?
- Stop.
1013
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:32,560
Ow! Mary.
1014
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:39,120
Aah! Come on, come on.
1015
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:46,720
I told you everything
would be all right. Look out.
1016
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:53,280
We can eat again.
1017
01:28:54,911 --> 01:28:58,399
All right, judge, there he is.
1018
01:28:58,400 --> 01:28:59,840
Well, here we go again.
1019
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,330
Come on, Joe.
1020
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:03,600
- You come right here with me...
- Why?
1021
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:05,600
...and stand over there. Right there.
1022
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:08,520
Mamie, stand there and hold his hand.
1023
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:12,320
Here, Bronc, take this,
and you go over on the other side.
1024
01:29:12,480 --> 01:29:14,080
All right, judge, let's go.
1025
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:16,640
- Go? Go where?
- Highly unusual.
1026
01:29:16,641 --> 01:29:19,199
But I am empowered
under statute number...
1027
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:20,719
- Joe, we have to get married.
- Huh?
1028
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:23,040
I've never been so shamed
in my entire life.
1029
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,430
What'd you tell her I did?
All we did was kiss.
1030
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:26,600
Start the ceremony.
1031
01:29:26,601 --> 01:29:29,759
- We are gathered here...
- Wait a minute.
1032
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:31,440
No wait.
1033
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,200
- Keep going.
- Yeah.
1034
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:34,560
Well...
1035
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:37,720
I'm going now.
I'll see you around, okay? Bye.
1036
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:53,280
- Aha! Mary!
- Aah!
1037
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,400
Do you, Joe, take Mamie
to be your lawfully wedded wife...
1038
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,280
...to love and to cherish
as long as you both shall live?
1039
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:01,240
- No.
- Yes.
1040
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:03,420
Now, this is highly improper, you know?
1041
01:30:03,421 --> 01:30:07,679
Uh, do you, Mamie, take Joe
to be your lawfully wedded husband...
1042
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:11,200
...to love and to cherish
as long as you both shall live?
1043
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,120
Excuse me, judge, I gotta run.
1044
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:14,870
Pardon me, ma'am.
1045
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,520
- Nice try, Joe.
- A man's gotta try.
1046
01:30:29,451 --> 01:30:34,679
If you don't open the door,
I'll break the thing down!
1047
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:37,570
If you break it down, I'll hit you
in the head with a chair!
1048
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:41,440
What do we do now?
1049
01:30:41,441 --> 01:30:44,479
Wait till they finish,
then we'll go on with the ceremony.
1050
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:46,120
I'm afraid that's impossible.
1051
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:49,080
Excuse me.
1052
01:30:49,081 --> 01:30:51,839
Now, that boy claims
that he only kissed your daughter.
1053
01:30:51,840 --> 01:30:53,890
- And l...
- That's right, and Mama said that...
1054
01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:55,720
Look, I'll decide.
1055
01:30:58,000 --> 01:30:59,520
That's right?
1056
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:01,720
Is that all you did, is kiss him?
1057
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:05,400
Mama, you said that if I kissed a boy,
I would get in trouble.
1058
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:10,000
Mamie, you and me are gonna have
a good long talk about the facts of life...
1059
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,630
...and you're gonna tell me
how you think it happens.
1060
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:16,120
- What happens?
- Baby, dear, get in the car.
1061
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:52,400
JOE: Bye, Mamie.
- Bye, Joe.
1062
01:32:00,160 --> 01:32:03,360
Get up. Fight for honor of tribe.
1063
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:13,640
Thank you, sir.
1064
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,520
Mary, just open the door.
1065
01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:42,930
Mary, I love you.
1066
01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:44,880
Mary, will you come out?
1067
01:32:44,881 --> 01:32:47,639
- You all right, buddy?
- Yeah, that big clown stepped on...
1068
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:49,880
Open the... Mary.
1069
01:32:49,881 --> 01:32:53,439
You can give me a hundred reasons why
it won't work, but I'll marry you.
1070
01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:54,680
You tell her, Lorne.
1071
01:33:02,080 --> 01:33:05,280
What are you helping him for?
We saw him out with your girl too.
1072
01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:16,910
- Oh, Joe, I'm sorry...
- That's all right. It clears the head a bit.
1073
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:18,560
Hey, Lorne, get her out of here.
1074
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:21,480
- Aah! No!
- I'm gonna marry you.
1075
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:23,090
Let me go.
1076
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:26,080
Mary, I love you!
1077
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,960
Joe.
1078
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:46,120
Where did he go? Joe?
1079
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:48,240
Don't let Joe...
1080
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:53,040
Joe?
1081
01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:57,160
I got him.
1082
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:02,600
Don't let him get away.
1083
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:04,920
Stop that Indian-chasing man!
1084
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:13,520
Man, that's what I call
one hell of a fight.
1085
01:35:14,305 --> 01:35:20,757
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