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贏啦
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死老頭 你又輸了拿雞來抵債吧
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不行不行 這鐵頭是我的命根子
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我就知道這個老東西要耍賴
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大家善良一點好不好
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把他打成殘廢
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扔到街上賣藝去
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我死了
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誰是唐胖子
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嗯 誰呀
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鬼啊
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別讓他跑了
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抓住他
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來的什麼人
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漢壽亭侯
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百都阿
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老子是殺豬的
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死啦
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摔死了老子的豬
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你們就得買老子的肉
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給錢
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五
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一十
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二五
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三十
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八十
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一百
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一百你給我進去
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你給我進
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一百
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一百你要到哪去呀 一百
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一百 還是讓老子把你給抓住了吧
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一百把你塞進去
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寐娘就能跟我在一起啦
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風
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有本事你把我燈籠吹滅了
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誰啊
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誰啊
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春哥 是你呀 滾蛋
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不如一起吃個飯
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咱們吃飯去吧
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吃個屁飯
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把豬腸給老子撿起來
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咦 少三兩
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新衣服
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少三兩穿新衣
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難道今天要娶妻
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要娶妻要娶妻 你家媳婦住哪裏
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萬花樓
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萬花
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萬花樓
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少三兩 你不能去萬花樓
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老子為什麼不能去萬花樓
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那不是我們能去的地方
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你給我讓開給我讓開
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我不
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讓開
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你不能去
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你讓開
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你不能去
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你要去 除非從我身上軋過去
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來的時候您是有錢
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可是現在您就是個窮光蛋
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姑娘有價
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健康無價
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早死早超生
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下輩子您要是個姑娘的話呢
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您就到我這兒來
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咱們把花出去的錢再給賺回來
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天生我才必有用
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一枝紅杏出牆來
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喲 這不是殺豬的誰誰誰嗎
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老子要找 娘
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找娘啊 回家找去啊
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老子找寐娘
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你找誰
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老子找寐娘
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老子要找
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老子找
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老子
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老子知道 找寐娘得有錢
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老子老子有錢老子有錢
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也是殺豬辛辛苦苦賺來的
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連見寐娘一面都不夠
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你看誰家姑娘喜歡吃豬肉呢
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正好跟你配成一對
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趕緊滾蛋
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不如一起吃個飯
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殺豬的錢不是錢啊
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老子要見寐娘
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大爺 寐娘等您好久了
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您樓 上請
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錢 都是我的
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寐娘
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寐娘...
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別動
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你忍著點
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我不是在萬花樓嗎
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寐娘呢
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你都不記得了嗎
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來了一個大鬍子
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你
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明白了嗎
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大鬍子 就是這個大鬍子
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老子要剁了他 要剁了大鬍子
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少三兩
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老子要剁了大鬍子
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你不敢
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你說什麼
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我是說你去了也是送死啊
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你只會殺豬
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你根本都不會刀法
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什麼是刀法
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就是
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狗屁刃法
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少三兩
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你先走一步
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你的後事就包在我身上了
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大爺 您要不就把他當個屁
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放了吧
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少三兩 你再忍一忍
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大爺刀法好
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一閉眼就過去了
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碗掉
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不過頭大個疤
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下輩子再一起吃飯吧！
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大爺 寐娘不喜歡看這個
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再說了
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您殺了他 也髒了您的寶刀不是
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你 脫衣服
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不脫自己 脫他
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我只殺人 不殺豬
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吃了嗎 沒吃吶 沒吃吶 快回家
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吃去吧
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吃了嗎 沒吃吶 沒吃吶 快回家
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吃去吧
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這裏不是你該來的地方
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你就哪兒涼快哪兒呆著去吧
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沒本事就別出來現眼
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省的出來為你的父母丟臉
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夠樣兒的不會叫人了吧
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我問你你還找的著北嗎
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你還認識我是誰嗎
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你還知道自己姓什麼嗎
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我鄙視你你完了
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你這輩子也就到這兒啦
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快收了吧
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別再來了
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別再讓我再看到你了
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滾 滾 滾
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離開我的視線
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限你三秒鐘
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消失在我面前
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否則我要
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給你一記重拳
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讓你記住我對你許諾過的誓言
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寐娘
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你再也看不見我啦
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少三兩
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不要呀 不要
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你幹嘛推我下來
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少三兩 我怕高啊
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少三兩
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少三兩
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我在這...
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我的頭卡住了
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好鋒利的刀
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車聖點使勁使勁
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刀 刀 刀
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你要刀幹什麼啊
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殺 殺了大鬍子
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這把刀 是不能用來 殺人的
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給我刀
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你想要這把刀
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先聽我講講它的故事吧
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混帳東西 總算活過來了
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蛇毒封喉 驅不乾淨 啞了
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師父醫術高明
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替你撿回條命來 知足吧你
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只可惜啊又多了一個殘廢啊
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師父 這小叫花子年紀輕輕的
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也是一苦命之人
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現在又變成一啞巴
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您就放過他吧
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還放過你呢
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賬本
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入室盜竊 咎由自取
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打碎青花瓷盤二十隻
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粗瓷海碗十三隻 酒缸三口 陶盆八口
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丟失天星蛇一條老母雞兩隻
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大蒜一辮 花椒五百八十粒
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罰
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做雜役五個月 償還
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你是想當廚子呢
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還是想上街賣藝啊
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哎
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這可是好東西
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糧食 是不能浪費的
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別笑
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你們這幫混帳王八蛋 木魚改梆子
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一幫挨敲的貨
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我罵你們是為了救你們
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還不是希望俏江南不要毀在你們的手裏
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為了你們啊 我是操不盡的心
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還有你大爺
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看什麼看 滾蛋
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礙事
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別怕 有我罩著你呢
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啞巴 上門閂
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客官 我們已經打烊了
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走
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這是來抓人的吧
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是不是前兩天你偷算命瞎子的錢
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讓他給看見啦
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放屁肯定是昨晚上你和劉寡婦睡覺
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讓她老公給報了官了
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客官 您來啦
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客官 我們這兒有蒸羊羔兒 蒸熊掌
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蒸鹿尾兒
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燒花鴨 燒雛雞 燒子鵝
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燒
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哦 您不愛吃這些個啊
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那我們還有紅丸子 白丸子
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溜丸子 炸丸子
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南煎丸子 木須丸子 三鮮丸子
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四喜
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廢話
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你們誰是八大鏟啊
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小人正是
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當今陛下御前大總管劉公公
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八月十五將巡遊至此
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他老人家乃天下第一的美食家
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現在點名品嚐
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你的八道菜
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賜你良機好生伺候著
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一個也別想跑
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否則
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統統殺掉
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正所謂樹大招風險
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是臉大被人扁
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就這個劉公公
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挑剔殘暴
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吃的稍不順口 廚子就得掉腦袋
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已經有好多名廚全都死在他的手裏啦
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我看 這回咱們俏江南
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可要倒了大霉啦
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當務之急是要找一個傳人
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就是我死了
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這八道菜
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也不至於失傳
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師兄 我鍋鏟呢
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你說什麼
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我說我的鍋鏟呢
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鍋鏟我沒看見
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不過你的鍋要糊了
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啊 油
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這又是誰幹的
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時辰到
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出菜
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學徒曾全山
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菜名 美女之貽
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這南瓜沒長熟 不入味
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學徒武秋豐
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菜名 道道香
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連盤子都沒洗乾淨
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你怎麼當廚師
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去去去
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學徒小冬瓜
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菜名
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小冬瓜 你這湯叫什麼名
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就叫 好一碗蝦湯
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菜名一聽就是個文盲做的
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還他媽 好一碗蝦湯
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我看是好一個笨蛋
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半顆秋蘿蔔 兩勺水豆腐
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兩兩枸杞
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十枚杏子 幾片油葉
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還有茄把 是兩錢
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蝦湯裏沒嚇
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沒蝦
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再做一遍
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師父開恩
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這湯確實不是我做的
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請師父千萬不要趕我出門
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誰做的
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不許暈倒
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你給我起來
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說
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啞巴這是幹嘛 你瘋了你
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師父千萬不要怪啞巴
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錯都在我
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因為今天準備考核的六腳蝦
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全死了
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實在沒有辦法了
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才請他幫忙的
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誰知道那湯那麼難喝
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還請師父再給一次機會 讓我重新學過
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他說什麼呢
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他說什麼呢
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他說錯全在他
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責任由他承擔
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不責任在我
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與啞巴無關
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請師父開恩哪 小冬瓜以後再也不敢了
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停停停 讓他跪下
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正所謂 小蝴抖找媽媽
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圍著甲魚轉
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裝什麼王八孫子
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都什麼舊斜吳了還在這狼狽為奸
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老闆 依我說
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把他們倆一起趕出去
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搭個幫結個伴兒上街要飯也好有個照應
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荒唐
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好一碗蝦湯
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果然好一碗蝦湯啊
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一定是那兩個師兄干的
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太可惡了
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害得我們在這兒修茅房
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我一定要報仇
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報仇...
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在他們心口上捅一刀
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句狠 我給你磨刀去
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忍 你能忍 我可忍不了
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讓你藏我鍋鏟
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讓你憋死我六腳蝦
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讓你偷我壓歲錢
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讓你往我內褲上抹辣椒
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讓你們害我 讓你們害我
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我敲死你敲死你我敲 死 你
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咱們這湯做的那麼好喝
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還罰咱倆修茅房
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什麼時候才能熬出頭啊
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什麼時候才能學到師父那八道菜啊
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你知道麼
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師父那八道菜可厲害了
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從來沒人見過他怎麼做
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尤其是第八道
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八僊過海
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師兄他們偷看了好幾回都沒弄明白
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也不知道
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又上茅房啊 拉肚子了吧你
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幹嘛呀
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啞巴你瘋了吧你
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幹什麼呀你
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著火啦
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著火啦快跑呀
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師父
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怎麼辦
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師父還在裏面呢
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師父被燒死在裏面了
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師父
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幹嘛啊
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明白了吧
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趕緊 趕緊
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啞巴披上
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快點快點
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啞巴救師父
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你們這幫烏龜王八蛋
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平時人模狗樣
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張牙舞爪的
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著火救人 都他媽干什
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全都是縮頭烏龜王八蛋
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今天 我正式收啞巴為徒
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把所有的手藝都傳給他
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跪下
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切
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做菜跟做人一樣
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要實在
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這時候師父出刀了
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師父開始切了
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00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:29,273
他切了 他切了 他切切切
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00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,195
師父他切完了
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怎麼樣 怎麼樣
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跟沒切一樣
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00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,273
哎 我看師父是真老了
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00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,755
我看師父是不想教他 我要退學費
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這七道菜是怎麼做的
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都看清楚了吧
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好 現在
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我就傳給你第八道
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八僊過海
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這道八僊過海
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必須在轉瞬之間 用極快的刀
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將活魚片鱗剖開
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投人沸水
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等菜上桌
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魚不知道自己已死
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依然在湯水中游弋
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00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,392
味道極其鮮美
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所有人都認為
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00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,351
我做這道菜 憑的是極快的身手
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00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,392
多年來偷學的人很多
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00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,473
卻仍然只有我一個人可以做的出來
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00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,717
原因你知道麼
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00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,316
這把極鋒利的玄鐵菜刀
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才是做出八僊過海真正的秘密
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00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,715
我所有的手藝你都學會了
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就死而無憾了
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00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:42,474
菜中之毒無色無味
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00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,030
看來你也是一個下毒的高手
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00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,632
徒兒不孝
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00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,270
你既嘗出有毒
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00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,560
為何要再接著吃
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00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,030
這菜味道做的確實不錯
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00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,355
得到了我的真傳
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00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,758
告訴我吧你是誰
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徒兒身負血海深仇
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00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:20,193
出此下策 實在是迫不得已
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00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,998
我的父親 也是一個廚師
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00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,592
十五年前他為大公公做菜
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多年來
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我苦思報仇的方l去
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00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,831
終於得知了您有一把
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極其鋒利的玄鐵菜刀
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00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,993
這老閹賊貪戀美食
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00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,869
我料定
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他早晚要來到俏江南
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我真的沒想到
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00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:22,916
仇恨會讓一個人變得如此的瘋狂
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00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,470
但你要殺大公公
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00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,436
不能再用毒啊
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00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,635
是
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師父的八僊過海
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00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,468
十分玄妙
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00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,473
那閹賊必定近前觀看
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所以你想和他面對面
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00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,514
用刀
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00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,274
是
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00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,554
我們兩個之中
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只有一個人能為他做菜
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所以我必須得死
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00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,752
十五年來
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00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,995
徒兒忍辱偷生
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00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,998
就是為了得到這個報仇雪恨的機會
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00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,110
懇請師父成全
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00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,033
孩子
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00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,391
你一心想用這把刀來報仇
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00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:31,514
但它並不是一把殺人之刀啊
439
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,309
你想知道他的來歷嗎
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00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,799
我死了
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00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,630
誰是唐胖子
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00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,794
殺人啦
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00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,831
誰是唐胖子
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00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,396
我不知道啊 我真的不知道啊
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00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,430
這位大俠 在下
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00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,878
我是
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我就是唐胖子
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00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,719
大俠啊 你輕一點好不好
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00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,679
天下第一的煉刀大師唐胖子
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如今居然躲在窮鄉僻壤
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釘馬掌 打鋤頭
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天下第一
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那都是些虛名
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00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,868
我老人家打了一輩子的刀
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如今
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00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,951
剛過上幾天安生日子
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每天鬥鬥雞
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喝點
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00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,438
不問世事啦
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00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,951
好一個不問世事
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00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,996
見到這樣東西
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難道你就不動心嗎
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00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,312
你們這些江湖客啊
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不定又從什麼地方
465
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,311
搞來一個什麼廢銅爛鐵
466
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,793
廢銅爛鐵
467
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,829
在這世上
468
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,956
還能找出第二塊
469
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:56,197
這樣的廢銅爛鐵麼
470
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,949
我什麼好鐵沒見識過
471
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,993
是它
472
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,480
真的是它
473
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,914
沒想到我老人家
474
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,554
已經人土半截兒了
475
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:22,595
還能再見到你
476
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,519
幾十年前
477
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,392
江湖各路豪俠
478
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,750
為奪天下第一的虛名
479
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,156
掀起血雨腥風 爭鬥不止
480
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,039
一代豪俠孤獨擎天
481
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,953
為平息禍亂毅然出手
482
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,430
洞庭中原三役
483
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,113
大小數十戰
484
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,716
終於擊敗江湖中所有頂尖高手
485
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,158
剷除了金 古 梁 溫幾大門派
486
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,795
奪取他們手中最厲害的殺人武器
487
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,038
從此終止了武林中的虛名之爭
488
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,914
獨孤擎天請煉刀大師唐胖子
489
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,952
將這些兇器全部熔化
490
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:11,949
其中的精華最終凝成一塊絕世玄鐵
491
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,317
獨孤擎天帶著這塊絕世玄鐵
492
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,998
退隱江湖
493
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,509
據說
494
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,956
這塊玄鐵也隨他葬人墓穴
495
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,957
永不現世
496
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,959
這獨孤老頭的玄鐵
497
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,270
你是從哪兒弄來的
498
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,476
當然是從他墓裏挖出來的
499
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,158
你以為那獨孤老爺子的墳
500
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,996
是我的鐵匠鋪
501
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,476
隨便什麼人都能找得到
502
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,234
別人找不到他兒子能找到
503
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,350
你 你是
504
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,998
我是獨孤擎天的兒子
505
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,997
喪盡天良
506
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,430
連自己親爹的墓都要盜
507
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,033
可笑
508
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,191
我爹不就是你爹麼
509
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,473
你
510
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,112
為了這塊玄鐵
511
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,549
你把你老爺子的墳都給刨啦
512
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,108
你這樣做也太
513
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,554
這麼貪心
514
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,996
逃不過命的
515
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,235
你說對了
516
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,478
我很貪心
517
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,468
但我身上
518
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,794
流著孤獨擎天的血
519
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,959
成為天下第一就是我的命
520
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,917
獨孤老頭啊
521
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,316
你留下這玩意兒幹什麼啊
522
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,192
還不如把那鍋鐵水
523
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,788
倒了算了
524
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,470
大師說得有道理
525
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,079
你既然能將它熔成鐵
526
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,953
自然也能將它打成刀
527
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,599
不行
528
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,753
這塊玄鐵
529
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,917
殺氣太重
530
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,639
你老爺子當初就是
531
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:14,111
為了不想讓它再造殺業
532
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:18,916
才帶著它退出江湖的
533
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,274
而我
534
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,312
也早已發了毒誓
535
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,878
從此不再打造兵器啦
536
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,748
煉刀的唐胖子
537
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,995
已經死樓
538
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,158
咱們哪不去斗了
539
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,276
暈血
540
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,156
我砍掉你一條腿
541
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,473
看你還暈不暈
542
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,395
不暈不暈…
543
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:14,676
我冤死的鐵頭啊
544
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,315
我的鐵頭 我的心肝寶貝啊
545
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,759
我只問你一遍
546
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,829
這把刀 你煉 還是不煉
547
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,911
煉
548
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,356
今天我就要成為天下第一
549
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,039
留著你做個見證
550
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,992
孤獨成 你為了區區一塊玄鐵
551
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,429
在江湖上殺了這麼多的人
552
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,516
連你的親生兄弟你都不放過
553
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,673
最可氣的是 你連你親爹的墳都給刨啦
554
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,231
你真是貪得無厭
555
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,639
喪盡天良
556
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,039
說我貪
557
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,470
那你們來又是為了什麼
558
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,271
為我爹報仇
559
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,191
為我老婆報仇 為我姐姐報仇
560
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,077
為我師妹報仇 為我舅舅報仇
561
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,395
為武林除害
562
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,994
剷除江湖敗類
563
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,510
維護世界和平
564
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,475
我要玄鐵
565
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,272
想要玄鐵
566
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,830
看看它自己答不答應
567
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,310
你說什麼 你已經把玄鐵 打成了刀
568
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,313
天下第一刀
569
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,838
什麼刀
570
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,716
好刀
571
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:55,750
咱們吶 也得挪挪窩樓
572
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,759
鐵匠爺爺
573
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,993
我想打一把刀
574
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,792
傻孩子你要刀幹什麼
575
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,109
有了刀 就不會被別人欺負
576
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,270
我用這雞跟您換
577
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,393
我求求你啦
578
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,430
起來起來...
579
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,157
長大了想幹什麼
580
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,433
我想當刀客
581
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,034
使刀的人最威風了
582
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,272
傻孩子
583
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,957
使刀的刀客最讓人傷心啦
584
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,108
要依我說啊
585
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,559
當一個使刀的廚子
586
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,391
倒是能讓人開心
587
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,396
我就用最好的鐵
588
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,308
給你打一把開心刀
589
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,355
走
590
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,995
找找 找找
591
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,832
嘿 有了
592
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:20,116
這個玩意兒才正合適呢
593
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,320
天地良心
594
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:30,472
這才是真正的好鐵
595
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,788
當廚子最好啦
596
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,753
將來自己再開個酒樓
597
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,636
好多人
598
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:42,231
都擠著爭著要來嘗你的好菜
599
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,238
那不是比當刀客更威風
600
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,999
孩子這把開心刀
601
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,031
就送給你啦
602
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,551
大哥啊你走的好冤啊
603
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,556
死的真是時候哇
604
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,428
大人 使不得使不得
605
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,511
師父啊
606
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,917
明天沒人做菜
607
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,194
你們也統統不用活了
608
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,709
給我殺統統殺了
609
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,155
大人饒命
610
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,195
我上有八十歲的媳婦
611
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,629
下有沒過門的老娘
612
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,398
不關我的事我是來吃飯的
613
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,635
我跟他們不認識
614
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:46,436
有人
615
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,513
有人能做
616
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,354
公公
617
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,433
沒關係
618
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:36,718
下輩子小心點
619
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:37,989
公公饒命啊
620
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:54,915
走
621
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,830
大公公有令 開始做菜
622
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,871
報上菜名
623
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,234
一色青山
624
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,191
俏江南第一道
625
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,599
一色青山
626
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,597
敬請公公品嚐
627
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,157
第二道
628
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,797
二分陰陽
629
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,229
俏江南第二道
630
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,072
敬請公公品嚐
631
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:30,438
第三道
632
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,838
三寸春心
633
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,193
第四道
634
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,436
四海一家
635
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,432
第五道
636
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,078
五月飛雪
637
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,036
第六道
638
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,758
六朝金粉
639
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,750
第七道！
640
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,359
七星伴月
641
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,592
媽媽
642
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:28,194
公公嘗得美味
643
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,430
實在是可喜可賀
644
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:35,076
屬下這就叫那廚師 獻上第八道
645
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,312
做第八道
646
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,359
享告大公公
647
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,236
這第八道
648
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,110
八僊過海
649
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,708
還請大公公近前觀賞
650
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:46,357
好
651
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,992
請公公移駕
652
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,353
近前觀賞
653
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,957
移駕已畢
654
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,672
做第八道
655
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,753
嗯 還不快做
656
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,474
找死？？
657
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:55,715
不不不不
658
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,870
稟 稟大人 啞巴是說
659
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,359
這第八道八僊過海
660
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:04,235
需近前觀看 還請大公公移尊大駕
661
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,513
移尊大駕
662
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,200
這廚子居心匝測
663
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,591
來人啊 拖出去宰了
664
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:16,315
大人饒命 大人冤枉啊
665
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:17,515
八僊過海
666
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:20,029
確實有奧妙 大人
667
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,953
慢 奧妙
668
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:26,717
說來聽聽
669
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,233
稟告大公公
670
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,950
這八僊過海的奧妙在於
671
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,793
廚師必須有登峰造極的刀功
672
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,555
在須臾之間將活魚片鱗開膛
673
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,149
除淨內臟 待湯盛上
674
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,113
魚仍不知自己已死
675
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,874
因此 若大公公光品其湯
676
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:49,430
並不得其精妙啊 大公公
677
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:55,793
有意思
678
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,555
准了
679
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,595
公公
680
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:06,715
屬下以為
681
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,234
移駕
682
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,559
如廁
683
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,316
恭喜公公 賀喜公公
684
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:01,752
想必是這些美味佳餚讓公公通體舒暢
685
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,670
這廚子模樣
686
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,197
長的還挺俊俏
687
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:29,194
正所謂啞巴不露相
688
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,992
露相不啞巴啊
689
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,190
難怪八大鏟跟我說
690
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,992
要收你當義子
691
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:37,992
哎他這輩子就想有個兒子
692
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,035
我早就看出來
693
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:40,070
你小子有本事
694
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,350
有魄力有前途
695
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,711
這回咱們俏江南可要發達了
696
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,677
咱們馬上去開分店
697
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,308
寬衣
698
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,673
大公公
699
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:10,030
掉糞坑啦
700
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,115
養兵千日
701
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,633
用兵一時
702
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,835
今天 就算性命不保
703
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,468
我也要報公公的知遇之恩
704
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,476
大公公
705
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:21,828
您就快浮上來了
706
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,757
公公您千萬別張嘴啊
707
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,552
張嘴可就吃屎啦
708
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,631
公公 快抓住我的長槍啊
709
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,911
小子你用的是槍尖
710
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,031
等我上來把你們都宰了
711
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:46,714
大公公歸西啦
712
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,072
孩子
713
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,675
你一心要用這把刀來報仇
714
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:13,668
但它
715
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:17,275
並不是一把殺人之刀啊
716
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,750
大公公總是要死的
717
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,589
我沒有殺 他一樣總是要死的
718
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,557
師父 總是要死的
719
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:36,235
我沒有殺 他一樣 總是要死的
720
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,235
大公公總是要死的
721
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,669
少三兩…
722
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,392
少三兩 你為什麼
723
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,152
要偷叫花子的刀呀
724
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,834
老子要殺了大鬍子
725
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,115
救寐娘
726
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,754
又去打架 不吃飯啊
727
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:18,069
大鬍子在哪
728
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:22,399
大鬍子在哪
729
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:25,074
老子要在他渾身上下
730
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,390
刻滿豬頭
731
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:36,152
大爺 您就好好回家殺豬吧
732
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,874
別老往我們萬花樓跑啦
733
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,995
哎
734
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,990
丟人現眼是不是你的業餘愛好啊
735
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,513
還拿把破菜刀
736
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:51,712
破菜刀
737
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,239
老子今天讓你們見識見識
738
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,398
找死
739
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,672
他 他沒死
740
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,072
要是寐娘
741
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,390
能天天陪著我
742
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:22,399
殺豬
743
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:23,879
改多好啊
744
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:26,910
是是
745
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,119
大俠神勇
746
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:09,670
寐娘欽佩 特來敬大俠一杯
747
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,311
真的是寐娘啊
748
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:33,355
以前
749
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:37,072
我只在夢裏見過你
750
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,998
良辰美景莫虛度
751
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:43,232
不如英雄您舞刀
752
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:47,393
寐娘吹笛伴奏 如何
753
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,635
不
754
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,232
我要給寐娘做首詩
755
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,152
好好
756
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:54,468
我不會
757
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:59,549
舞刀 舞刀…
758
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:53,068
寐娘 怎麼不笑呢
759
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:54,513
她嘴上不笑
760
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:55,669
其實
761
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,830
心裏頭樂開了花
762
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,029
放屁
763
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,879
女人這個表情就是不開心
764
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,396
我爹死的時候
765
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:12,155
我娘就這表情 她就不開心
766
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,236
那什麼是開心呢
767
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:19,831
我娘改嫁的時候就開心
768
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,558
我要讓寐娘開心
769
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:28,438
我要跟寐娘成親
770
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:31,155
去 把桃花
771
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:34,192
給我擺滿院子
772
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,470
少三兩
773
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,032
一刀僊
774
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,672
少三兩變成了一刀僊
775
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,034
寐娘承蒙大俠垂愛
776
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:32,550
特請戲班為大俠演出小戲一折
777
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:33,908
聊表心意
778
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,353
望大俠不要見笑
779
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,075
好
780
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,838
臭殺豬的
781
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,359
這有意思
782
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:02,673
這更有意思的
783
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:06,353
是比巧合更巧合的相似
784
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:09,390
事
785
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,956
親愛的
786
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,277
你心裏還有我嗎
787
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,999
我從沒有
788
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:20,153
忘記過你
789
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:45,038
大爺您請上樓
790
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:49,668
他來了 他會殺了你的
791
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:50,516
你快走
792
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:53,473
不 我要帶你遠走高飛
793
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:55,395
你快走
794
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,391
我要帶你要帶你遠走高飛
795
01:19:57,520 --> 01:19:58,430
快走
796
01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,959
遠走高飛
797
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,356
美人兒
798
01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:31,633
來吧
799
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,435
禽獸
800
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,195
打死你
801
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,758
停 停
802
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:24,791
你們演的什麼破玩意兒
803
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,638
為什麼會有我
804
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:28,475
你是不是我
805
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,391
他演的是你
806
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:34,113
那他呢
807
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:36,638
他演的是一刀僊
808
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:38,589
那他呢
809
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:40,073
他演的是我
810
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,911
那他呢 他是誰
811
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:45,393
他
812
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,753
他演的是我
813
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:52,990
憑什麼是你 憑什麼是你
814
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:53,751
所有人都知道
815
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:54,989
我愛桃花
816
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,233
可是沒有人知道 我為什麼愛桃花
817
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:14,432
我們兩個人從小青梅竹馬早已兩情相屬
818
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,073
桃花為盟
819
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,513
竹笛為信
820
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,993
五年前
821
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:21,998
寐娘家巨遭巨變 被惡人擄走
822
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:24,076
輾轉被賣人青樓
823
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:29,550
四處尋找寐娘的下落
824
01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,432
直到一年前
825
01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:34,998
我們終於再次相見
826
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:36,712
我們本想遠走高飛
827
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,558
無奈被惡人阻擋
828
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:42,073
我們一直在尋找除掉一刀僊的辦法
829
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:44,638
直到你再次出現
830
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,876
大鬍子在哪
831
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,194
你們走走
832
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,999
少大俠 後會有期
833
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:01,633
寐娘
834
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,871
不如一起吃個飯啊
835
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:11,436
少三兩 你是一個好人
836
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,958
太好了
837
01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,429
有情人終成眷屬
838
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:18,994
結局還是個大團圓啊
839
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,039
太讓人感動了
840
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,310
祝你們二位白頭偕老
841
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:26,469
早生貴子
842
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:27,794
一路平安
843
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,512
常聯繫
844
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:37,789
不
845
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:41,151
這跟我夢的不一樣
846
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:45,316
我不要當好人
847
01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,789
我要寐娘
848
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:50,354
你不能帶走我的寐娘
849
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:54,516
你看我手裏拿的是什麼
850
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:55,709
刀
851
01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,198
你怎麼會有一把刀
852
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,912
這把就是你的
853
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,069
我手裏這把呢
854
01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:02,149
假的
855
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:03,110
胡說
856
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,151
你憑什麼說我的刀是假的
857
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:07,032
因為是我親手換的
858
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:25,476
把我的刀還給我
859
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:35,795
這把刃
860
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,950
其實刀根本就沒有換
861
01:25:38,680 --> 01:25:40,591
真刀一直在你手裏
862
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:52,476
是你自己把它扔掉的
863
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:56,391
你
864
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,311
分不清是非和真假
865
01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:01,708
手裏拿著再好的刀 也沒有用
866
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:04,718
把刀還給我
867
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,957
太好了
868
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,680
有情人終成眷屬
869
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,155
結局還是個大團圓
870
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,194
祝你們二位白頭偕老
871
01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:28,639
早生貴子
872
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:30,557
一路平安
873
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:34,156
有空常聯繫
874
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:38,592
寐娘 常聯繫啊
875
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:41,792
記得想我們啊回來看我們啊
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