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Previously, on
Now, Apocalypse:
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-Ahh!
-Sorry, dude.
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You know, when
I first met Jethro--
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- Teach me, baby!
- Can you slow down
a litle bit, please?
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Barnabas, you should
send me one of your scripts.
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For real?
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Get on your knees!
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If you want to give
the "open relationship"
thing a... try?
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Something... strange seems
to be going on here.
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This sort of feels like:
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- Fate!
- Fate.
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Carly, don'’t you ever get
bizarre premonitions?
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- Breathe! Breathe!
- [ exhaling ]
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Ahh!
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[ lock clicks ]
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[ upbeat music ]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, hold on a second.
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[ Ford grunting ]
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Whoo.
Sorry, okay.
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Ha! What'’s up?
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Huh?
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You alright?
You seem kind of out of it.
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I'’m fine.
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Uh, I just took a spill
on my bike.
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-But I'’m fine though.
-You sure?
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You, you look like you just
saw the Boogeyman.
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I'’m good.
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What- so uh, where,
where'’s Severine?
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Uh, she...
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went home.
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Everything uh,
good with you guys?
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-Well...
-[ Severine moaning ]
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Oh, I love you.
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Thank you.
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Are you going to finish too?
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Uh?
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If so, can you please hurry.
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I need to go so I
can get back to work.
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What, you'’re not staying over?
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I can'’t tonight.
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But I'’ll make it up
to you, I promise.
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So would you like to
ejaculate in my vagina?
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I found that's normally faster
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than when I pleasure you orally.
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[ Ford ] I mean, I get it.
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She'’s doing like
really important
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top secret government
work and shit.
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Yeah, but still.
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-I know...
-Sorry dude.
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Everything else okay?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Uh, you know what,
I'm, I'’m gonna uh, to crash.
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Cause I've had a really long
night.
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Oh, cool.
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Uh, Uly?
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Nothing.
Uh, sweet dreams.
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Kay, night.
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-[ upbeat music ]
-[ door slams ]
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[ suspenseful music ]
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Holy fucking...
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MAN: Welcome, you found me at
last.
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My name is Mitchell Kent.
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And I'’m speaking to you now
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as a modern day Paul
Revere to warn you
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about an alien conspiracy
so vast, so pervasive,
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it boggles the mind.
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And if you raise your voice
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to alert others to this plight
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you will be ridiculed
and scorned.
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That'’s because they
need to silence you.
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But I'’m telling you.
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Right here and now.
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Do not let them.
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[ uneasy music ]
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Carly, I'’m telling you.
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This shit is totally real.
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Because you read
it on the internet?
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Would you just take
a look at this?
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-What is this?
-Just watch it.
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MITCHELL: As incredible
as it may sound
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reptilian aliens have
been infiltrating media,
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the government, every
level of our society
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-for generations.
-Dude, really?
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Some jackhole on
YouTube is your idea
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of empirical evidence.
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This is Mitchell Kent.
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He'’s one of the leading experts
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of extraterrestrial
lifeforms in the country.
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His channel has over
two million views.
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I'’ve seen sneezing cat videos
with two billion views.
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Okay, here.
Look, check this out.
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Just read it.
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Obama is a reptile.
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And Putin, and Hitler,
Queen Elizabeth,
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Bill Gates, and Beyoncé.
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They shape shift...
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via mind control projection.
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I feel like you'’re not
taking me seriously.
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Your feeling is correct.
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I'’m sorry,
I'm, I'’m confused.
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You- you saw this whole thing
happen and then you didn'’t?
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Well, it'’s a little
foggy, but it'’s exactly
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like this weird nightmare
that I'’ve been having.
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[ man moaning ]
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-[ Man ] Help me.
-[ hissing ]
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[ Ulysses screams ]
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But then, I must have
passed out or something
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because the next
thing that I remember.
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Ow.
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-[ squeaking ]
-[ Ulysses screams ]
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Wait. You woke up
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in the same spot where
you crashed your bike?
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Yeah.
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How did you get there?
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Did the alien finish like,
raping the guy
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and then pick you up
and carry you like a bride
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over the threshold?
[ giggles ]
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-I don'’t know.
-Okay, Uly.
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You know that I heart you
like a homely sister.
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But how fucking high were you?
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-A little bit high?
-Exactly.
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So please, can we just move on?
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Give me all the dirt on
sexy angstboy... Gabriel.
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Yeah, uh, we kinda
really hit it off.
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Wait, wait, what
if someone sees us?
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Isn'’t this kind of dangerous?
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That'’s what makes it fun right?
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[ breathing heavily ]
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CARLY: Right there
in the gross alley?
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That's hot.
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But then when we came,
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well it got like
sort of crazy.
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Isn'’t it like the
definition of coming.
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No, no, we'’re talking like
bizarre, shroomy, crazy.
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Like something cosmic was
starting to take over our--
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Okay, hey, hey.
I'’m gonna stop you right there.
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You have the tendency
to meet these guys--
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No, it was-
it wasn'’t like that.
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I'’m just saying, don't
make too big a deal
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out of everything too soon.
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Don'’t worry, I got it.
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-You sure?
-Yeah.
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Because I-you know, I'’m gonna
hear about this job.
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Maybe today or, or tomorrow.
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Uh, it'’s fine, I'm uh, I'm-
I'm cash rich this week.
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I'’ve been gambling
online for money.
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I'm sorry, sorry what?
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I can'’t believe you read
my script already.
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I don'’t fuck around.
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In business or in life.
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So I'’m going to be brutally
honest with you, Ford.
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Alright.
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I didn'’t like it.
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I loved it.
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Wait what?
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-I loved it.
-Really?
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I was just messing with you.
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Look it'’s sexy,
it'’s action-packed,
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it has all the makings
of a four quadrant hit.
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Dude, do you really think so?
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I wouldn'’t be here
if I didn'’t.
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I told ya,
I don'’t fuck around.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I, I- don'’t even,
I don't even know what to say.
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I hope you'’re ready for it.
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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.
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So Barnabas wants to
produce it and everything.
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-Produce what?
- My script.
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Meet Your Maker.
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-Did you ever finish it?
-Not yet.
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I'’ve been very busy and
the format confuses me.
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But that'’s good news
about Barnabas, right?
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Are you kidding? It is totally
like a dream come true.
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Well then, let'’s get
together at my place later
to celebrate.
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That would be awesome.
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But what time, cause
Barnabas invited me
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to the red carpet premiere of
the new Chris Hemsworth movie
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and it starts at 7:30.
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I'’m working tonight so later
is better for me anyway.
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-I'’ll text you.
- Sweet.
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I cannot wait to see you.
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Me as well, but I have
to go into a meeting now.
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Okay bye babe, I love you.
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I have the most terrifying
super lucid dreams too.
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And I wake up feeling like
the world is about to end
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and it'’s up to me
to warn everyone.
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[ Ulysses sighs ]
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[ exhales sharply ]
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[ phone buzzing ]
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Hello.
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Yeah, yeah,
this is Ulysses.
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[ excited shouting ]
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-Push. Push.
-[ groans ]
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I can see the head coming out.
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-Oh, my God.
-[ both crying ]
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I love you so much.
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Thank you Kai and Magenta,
that was absolutely beautiful.
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Okay, that'’s it for today.
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Uh, scene for next week
is on the table.
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As usual memorize your lines
and be off book by
next week'’s class
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or face my wrath.
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[ toilet flushes ]
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You know, you should
maybe consider
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masking your disdain for
your classmates a little.
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What?
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I don'’t think it would
kill you
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to fake a smile every
once in a while.
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It is an acting class.
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Uh, I'm sorry I didn'’t realize
I was being so- obvious.
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Well, to be fair, that birthing
routine was excruciating.
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Especially Kai.
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The overall lack of
ability in that room
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can be mind-boggling.
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Present company
excluded, of course.
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-Thanks.
-I'’m serious.
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You have a natural,
raw talent.
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Well, thank you.
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Uh, anyway, I should
probably get going.
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-See you around.
-Bye.
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[ lively rock music ]
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This is so good.
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I can'’t believe it's all free.
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Well, enjoy.
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Yeah thanks, I'’m so hungry.
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And thanks for the movie, too.
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It was amazing.
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I found it rather tired.
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It was just so
been there, done that.
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And I'’m sorry, but Jessica
Chastain needs to fire her
agent.
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Huh, I guess.
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OTTO: Barnabas.
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-Otto.
-[ laughter ]
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-How are you?
-Bored shitless.
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Of course. Of course.
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And who have we here?
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Well, this is the exciting
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and brilliant new
writer, Ford Houston.
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Ford, this is Otto West.
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Whoa.
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Otto...
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West?
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Mr. West,
I am such a huge fan.
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The Violin Playeris in my
top five best movies ever.
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Only top five?
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Well no,
it'’s number three.
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I'’m playing with you.
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And please,
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-call me Otto.
-Okay.
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I'’m sorry, I do not
mean to geek out on you,
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00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,771
but I cannot believe
I'’m actually shaking your hand.
256
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,817
Oh, the pleasure'’s all mine.
257
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,864
You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.
258
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,084
Oh, I'’d love to read it.
259
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,914
Holy shit.
260
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,699
[ phone beeps ]
261
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:51,743
Whoops.
262
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:54,790
Uh, uh, I gotta take this.
263
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,069
Sorry, uh...
264
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,897
My girlfriend just
got home from work
265
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,421
and I gotta go meet up with her.
266
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,946
-Is that okay?
-Of course.
267
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,863
Cool. Um, just so great to
meet you Mr. West.
268
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,039
Ah, I mean Otto.
269
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,779
Same here.
270
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:31,174
Oh and um, don'’t forget to
send me your script.
271
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,308
Barnabas here has
my contact info.
272
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,659
For sure.
Thank you.
273
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:41,881
And thank you Barnabas
for just ah, everything.
274
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,361
You are most welcome Ford.
275
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,841
-Go have some fun.
-Okay.
276
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,713
See ya.
277
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,673
ULYSSES: Call me paranoid
but that Barnabas dude
278
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,762
seems ultra sketch.
279
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,764
And when it comes to
these kinds of situations
280
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:59,159
Ford is basically
a gullible baby.
281
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,727
Oh, it'’s cute when
you helicopter mom.
282
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,165
I didn'’t know what
to say to him.
283
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,559
Like I love Ford like a blow
job on a Sunday afternoon,
284
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:11,562
but his script was terrible.
285
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:15,392
Is this the one that'’s
like a post apocalyptic
Lethal Weapon?
286
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,264
With the cyborg vampires, yes.
287
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,874
I seriously don'’t think
I got through more than
288
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,920
-like two pages.
-Yikes.
289
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,879
Sorry, but
290
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,230
the sight of you in
a uniform is disturbing
291
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,102
yet strangely erotic
at the same time.
292
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,975
Basically I just sit
around here doing nothing.
293
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,108
It'’s pretty much my ideal gig.
294
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,240
So what should I
do about Gabriel?
295
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,938
There'’s nothing to do.
296
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,375
-He'’s ghosting you.
-Don'’t say that.
297
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,985
Well then let'’s be optimistic.
298
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,161
Maybe he'’s dead or in a coma.
299
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,381
Thank you for being
so supportive.
300
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,730
No prob.
301
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,688
Hey um, I gotta go douche
though.
302
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,430
Jethro'’s coming by later
for some more mediocre sex.
303
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,910
Fun.
304
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,129
As a stick in the eye.
305
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,046
[ knocks ]
306
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:02,570
SEVERINE: It'’s open.
307
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,192
Whoa.
308
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:19,065
You look like a sex robot.
309
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,544
I am a sex robot.
310
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,472
Do you think about
fucking other women?
311
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,040
Uh...
312
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:41,870
No.
313
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,179
Why do you think
about other guys?
314
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,050
Of course.
315
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,748
Everyone does. It'’s perfectly
normal and healthy.
316
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:56,798
I, I sometimes think about it.
317
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,843
But it'’s not planned
or anything.
318
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:03,109
It'’s more like a
surprise cameo.
319
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,503
I understand that lying
has evolutionary value.
320
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,245
Studies indicate
the larger the neocortex
321
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:12,074
of a species, meaning
the more intelligent it is,
322
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,120
the more likely it
is to be deceptive.
323
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,426
Uh-huh.
324
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,298
If we'’re going to be together
325
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,082
I want you to know
that you don'’t need
326
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,866
to protect me from the truth.
327
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,478
Ditto.
328
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,958
I'’ll put these in water.
329
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,185
[ Ford screams ]
330
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,187
You like that baby,
yeah you like that.
331
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,885
Yeah, oh yeah.
332
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,887
[ phone buzzing ]
333
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,110
Bro, are you looking
at your phone?
334
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:51,287
-Nah, bro.
-Bro, I saw you.
335
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,550
So- sorry, I just thought
it might be my agent.
336
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,075
-Is it?
-Nah, it'’s my mum.
337
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,078
Oh, my God.
338
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,517
[ exhales sharply ]
339
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,695
Ford, what are you doing?
340
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,177
I see you met Daphne.
341
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,787
Hey, sorry to freak you out.
342
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,354
I just came from
an Antifa protest
343
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,007
and I didn'’t have
time to change.
344
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,580
Come Ford, sit.
345
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,156
So...
346
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,071
I invited Daphne over
347
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,421
because I wanted
the two of you to meet.
348
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,858
How do you guys
know each other?
349
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,818
We met about
a year or so ago.
350
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:47,126
-At an orgy.
-Daphne is polyamorous.
351
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,606
I have three boyfriends.
352
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,955
Wow.
353
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,131
That sounds...
354
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,003
time consuming.
355
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,788
My iCal is crazy right now.
356
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:01,488
Daphne why don'’t you make
yourself more comfortable.
357
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:04,012
Yeah, sorry I'’m
covered in bomb dust.
358
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,190
[ soft pop music ]
359
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,850
She'’s beautiful,
don'’t you think?
360
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,201
CARLY: Now what is it?
361
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,290
Well, I know you'’re a feminist
362
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,814
or whatever, but I
think it'’s kinda weird
363
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,556
that you'’re using a vibrator
while we'’re fucking.
364
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,211
Why are you afraid of
robots taking your job?
365
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:33,346
No, I just really want to
connect with you right now.
366
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,478
Your dick is inside of me.
367
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:37,306
I'’m pretty sure we can't get
much more connected than that.
368
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,830
I'’m not talking about
genitalia.
369
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,529
I'’m talking about spiritually.
370
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,792
[ Carly sighs ]
Fine.
371
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,840
If this is such an
affront to your male ego,
372
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,625
I won'’t use it.
373
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:55,498
-[ vibrator crashing ]
-[ Carly sighs ]
374
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,413
I need a new condom.
375
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,593
Are there no more in here?
376
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,900
Might be a box in the closet,
check the top shelf.
377
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,037
Mother fu-
what the fuck?
378
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,258
Oh shit.
379
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,782
My God, a dildo just
hit me in the eye.
380
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,436
What if I get conjunctivitis
381
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,568
and I get called
in for an audition.
382
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,047
What the fuck, dude?
383
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,310
What is all this shit?
384
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,574
Go on.
385
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,228
Touch her.
386
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,577
I want you to.
387
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:34,885
[ soft pop music ]
388
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:48,769
Okay.
389
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:57,212
Damn, you'’re like the reason
the female gaze was invented.
390
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,569
Tonight I just
want to watch you.
391
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,097
DAPHNE: Go ahead.
392
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,361
Use my body any way you want.
393
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:23,412
JETHRO: Who do you
use this stuff with?
394
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:24,848
No one.
395
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:32,203
Sometimes, I like
dressing up in dominatrix
396
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,684
type of stuff and pretending.
397
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,338
So you bought all this stuff
398
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:39,385
and you'’ve never
used it with anyone?
399
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:42,126
Yes.
400
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,085
It'’s kinda like, remember
during the Cold War
401
00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:46,566
how the U.S. stockpiled like
a bunch of nuclear weapons
402
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,655
just in case they might
need them one day.
403
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,047
Okay just so I'’m clear,
404
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,484
you'’re saying that
these ball gags
405
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,574
-are like your nukes?
-Exactly.
406
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,837
Why didn'’t you ever tell me
about any of this before?
407
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,578
I don'’t know, I just...
408
00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,231
I was embarrassed,
I guess.
409
00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,670
I thought you'’d get
all judgy on me.
410
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,716
Plus,
411
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,850
I didn'’t think you
would be into it.
412
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:14,768
Being that you'’re so
a dominant alpha male and all.
413
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,161
That'’s true.
414
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,249
I am very manly.
415
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:23,733
But look, if it
means so much to you
416
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:27,563
I might be down to, you know,
at least give it a try.
417
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,349
Wait, you...
418
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,090
want me to spank you?
419
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:41,403
[ slow perky music ]
420
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,105
[ music stops ]
421
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:54,068
[ alarm rings ]
422
00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:02,076
[ "Hidden Place" by Bjork ]
423
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,820
-[ paddle smacks ]
-Is that okay?
424
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,474
Yeah bro, I'’m not a pussy.
425
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,264
You'’ve been a bad boy.
426
00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,049
Haven'’t you Jethro?
427
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,356
Oh I don'’t know, have I?
428
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,836
Hm-mm.
429
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:26,753
You'’ve been a bad...
430
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,450
bad boy.
431
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:31,061
Oh, are you gonna punish me?
432
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:33,455
-[ paddle smacks ]
-Oh.
433
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:38,417
You'’ve been a bad,
bad, boy, Jethro.
434
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,376
You never
435
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,336
look at your phone while
you'’re fucking me again.
436
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,382
-Okay, okay.
-Did you hear me?
437
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,689
I said never,
438
00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,300
ever again.
439
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:55,564
Say it, say "I will never
look at my phone again."
440
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:57,174
Okay, okay.
441
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:59,220
Okay, I promise I will
never look at my phone
442
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,874
while we'’re fucking again.
443
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,616
[ Jethro screams ]
444
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,054
Fuck.
445
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:10,536
I'’m sorry, just uh,
give me a second.
446
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,494
[ breathing heavily ]
447
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:17,456
Relax, just think of
Daphne as your sex toy.
448
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,938
Uh, this might
sound kinda weird
449
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:23,592
but would you mind,
450
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,638
I promise I don'’t
mean it or anything.
451
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:28,554
Would you mind if
I said I love you.
452
00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,860
Of course,
this is a safe space.
453
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,428
Okay.
454
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,692
Oh, I love you.
455
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,609
Oh, fuck I love you.
456
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,176
I'’m sorry was that too much?
457
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,224
[ Jethro breathes heavily ]
458
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,534
Are you okay?
459
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:54,797
Sorry.
460
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,321
I don'’t know what's
wrong with me.
461
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,849
-[ Jethro cries ]
-It's okay.
462
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,679
It'’s okay baby, you can cry.
463
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:13,381
♪
464
00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:16,166
♪
465
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,344
I love you.
466
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,563
Oh I love you.
467
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:29,615
♪ Imagination
468
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:37,753
♪
469
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:44,020
[ moaning ]
470
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,850
[ yawns ]
471
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:52,638
[ uneasy music ]
472
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:02,865
Hello?
473
00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,045
Somebody there?
474
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,010
[ woman moans ]
475
00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:20,579
[ screams ]
476
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:24,844
[ Jethro and Carly moaning ]
477
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,715
Oh my God.
478
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,849
[ breathing heavily ]
479
00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:35,419
Okay, got to run.
480
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,073
I'’m meeting up
with my boyfriends
481
00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,988
and we'’re setting Bank
of America on fire.
482
00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:41,469
Good night Daphne.
483
00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,036
I'’ll see ya.
484
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:46,082
-Uh, thanks.
-Uh huh, bye.
485
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,870
So you really liked that.
486
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,657
Watching me doing
it with Daphne.
487
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:58,225
Yes, it turned me on...
488
00:26:58,268 --> 00:27:02,098
seeing someone else
enjoy your body.
489
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:05,145
I gotta say I felt
weird at first,
490
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:07,669
but I kinda got into
watching you watch me.
491
00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,411
I loved seeing you come.
492
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,066
Really?
493
00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:15,808
I feel like I must
look so stupid.
494
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,505
No.
495
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:20,290
Some people possess
structural beauty.
496
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:23,729
Some emotional beauty,
but you have both.
497
00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:28,559
Your face is like
a masterfully crafted cello
498
00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:31,519
playing an exquisite symphony.
499
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,869
Wow, Sev.
500
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,264
Your words are like poems.
501
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:51,887
[ playing "Cut the World"
by Moscow Olympics ]
502
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,678
♪ I don't know
503
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,684
♪
504
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,078
♪ Don't want to say
505
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,124
♪ So I cut this world
506
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:15,737
♪ I cut this world
507
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:19,567
♪ I cut this world
508
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,701
♪ I cut this world
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