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Today on Nightclub Confidential...
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Tonight, we brought in a real
Playboy Playmate, Chelsea Ryan.
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It's gonna be a great party.
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You guys are done, you're out!
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I need Mitch.
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My biggest guy is like fucking gone.
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It all came down to this.
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My first appearance on the comedy stage.
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I'm Mitch Gauvin and for those of you
who don't know me,
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you can ask your mom.
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Bad news.
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It appears that someone's personal items
are being purchased by the company.
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Relaunching the club was huge risk,
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huge amount of work,
but the club is busy now.
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As long as it keeps up,
then it's worth it.
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Launch night was a big success
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and moving forward the challenge
is gonna be,
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you know, making sure
that we're busy every weekend.
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Tonight the club is hosting
a steak dinner for 200 people.
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It's an hour away and most of our staff
still haven't shown up to set up the room.
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-What time was he supposed to be here?
-I told them 5:30.
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Most of them are now a half hour late,
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so we're pushing it for time
and you're looking at the implications.
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I gotta move chairs and set up tables.
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He told her 6:30,
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she showed 10 minutes after that
and he scheduled for six.
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Where's everybody else?
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Waitress didn't show up
so I gotta replace her.
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And our chef for this dinner
hasn't shown up either.
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I just texted Niko 'cause it's 5:30
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and I assumed he'd either
have been already in here today
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or there would be potatoes
or something in the oven.
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You know, our doors open in 30 minutes
for the groups arriving at 6, right?
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Another issue is we don't even have,
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he's got the keys
to get into our cooler and freezer.
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We've got a lot of staff issues right now
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that need to be addressed.
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Hey, Niko How are you, bud?
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15 minutes before we have
to take food orders,
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Niko finally shows up.
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Not only is Niko the head of our kitchen,
he's also a really close friend of mine.
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Yeah, me and Simon, we go back
probably about 35 years.
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When the kitchen is slammed,
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Niko's the guy we count on
to get the food out.
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I've been doing this a long time,
22, 23 years.
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Gotta stay calm, make sure
everything gets out.
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Potatoes in the oven cooking already.
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Steaks go on as soon as they get here
and they start ordering.
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Ready to go.
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Get the job done and go home.
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I'm not just a bouncer.
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There's a lot more to me
than being all macho and shit.
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You can tell a lot about a guy
by the tattoos on his neck.
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Hey, that even says something.
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"I don't need a job," it says.
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I don't need a job, I'm unemployable.
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I've always wanted to be
a professional comedian.
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People tell me I'm funny,
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but I'm not sure
if I can make the transition
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to telling jokes on stage
in front of people.
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So I've signed myself up for amateur hour
at a local comedy club.
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We talk, and we like to make jokes.
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We love to laugh, all of us.
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But I actually have a real passion for it.
I always have.
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I wanted to talk to somebody
that I look up to,
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the owner of the comedy club, Dez Reed.
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I gotta get back on.
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Maybe he can give me a pep talk.
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Go up to a girl in a bar.
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How you doing?
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I'm Troy.
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I'm a fighter pilot,
shipping out next week.
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They're sending me to Syria.
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I don't know, man, I might not make it.
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I might die,
but that's what I'll do for my country.
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Oh, my God, that's so sad.
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I wish there was something
I could do for my country.
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Perhaps there is.
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Touch it.
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-It's a week now away.
-Yep.
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So what are you gonna talk about?
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I got lots to talk about.
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Basically, it's just my life,
it's very congruent.
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Just talking about me.
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-Talking about me and my job.
-Yeah.
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You know, my love life,
a little bit of that.
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Everything's gotta be
concurrent to you, personal.
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And I know that when I step on stage
and they're watching,
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they're not gonna think that it's
a bunch of stuff that I made up.
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It's actually stuff
that happens in my life
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and that's gonna help me
act a lot more genuine.
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You've already learned
what I try to teach so many comics.
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Your life is where all your material's
gonna come from.
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It's just the product
of a lot of preparation
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and I know that that's
gonna be the difference
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between me bombing it and me doing well.
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You know what I mean?
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Seinfeld used to say,
when you start, expect to bomb.
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And when I say "bomb", nobody laughs.
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If I had to guess, he's gonna bomb,
most people do.
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Lately Niko does not seem
very happy at work.
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Maybe not making money here, whatever,
but I mean you're paying one cook.
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And at nighttime you have
about 10 people standing around
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with 30 people, customers,
in the place, right?
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Send some of them home
if you wanna save money.
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Well, they took my salary
and switched it to an hourly wage,
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which I didn't agree to.
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So I'm a little bit pissed off.
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We switched Niko from salary to hourly.
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The reality was he wasn't
working enough hours
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to justify his salary.
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I'm gonna be having a meeting
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either today or tomorrow
and just 'cause you own the place,
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doesn't mean I have to kiss your ass.
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Tonight, I'm training a few
clients including Gina.
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I'm gonna test some jokes out on them.
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What's your opener?
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Hey, how's it going?
My name's Mitch Gauvin.
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How's everybody doing tonight?
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And you know what, I just fuck it up,
so let me try it again.
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Mitch telling me he was gonna do
the standup comedy performance
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just seemed like it was coming
right out of left field.
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-Do you practice in front of the mirror?
-Yes, I do.
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All you have to do
is you have to cultivate
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all the body language,
gotta do it just right.
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So it's like you got these guys
with these medium Tapout shirts,
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it's like they're saying, I'm big,
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but not big enough to wear a large shirt.
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So you're not nervous at all.
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No, I'm not very nervous right now
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'cause I have confidence
in my preparation.
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Good to go.
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He is so not good to go.
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Needs a little polishing.
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I'm not just a bouncer I've always wanted
to be a professional comedian.
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I signed myself up for amateur
hour a local comedy club.
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Good to go.
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He is so not good to go.
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Not only is Niko the head of our kitchen,
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he's also a really close friend of mine.
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They took my salary and switched it
to an hourly wage.
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So I'm a little bit pissed off.
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The reality was he wasn't working
enough hours to justify his salary.
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This morning I got a call
from my accountant. Bad news.
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This is just like, "Oh, what's that?"
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It appears that someone's personal items
are being purchased by the company.
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Chocolate muffins, muffins,
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apples, spartan, grapes.
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For these three,
I just need to see the checks.
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These two I need to see the checks.
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Okay, so you wanna see...
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I just wanna see the check because...
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-Who filled it out?
-Yeah.
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I found out that the checks
written for grocery items
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that were for personal items
were written by Niko.
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Simon's gonna take this really hard.
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Niko and him are childhood friends.
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Buying someone groceries for their house.
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What are you talking about?
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Since November.
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Really?
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That's one example.
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Sandwich bags, maybe.
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What the fuck, man?
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This one's got a lot on it.
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Little bits, but they add up.
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Doing standup comedy's
always been a dream of mine.
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Now's it's actually happening.
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What the fuck am I doing?
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I'll be walking on stage like,
hey, hey, how's it going? Hey.
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Now I love girls.
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For lots of reasons, you know.
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They're better with conversation,
they smell nice, and I have a penis.
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Yadda, yadda.
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Where else am I going with this?
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I got a bunch of different segments.
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Go back to the Tequila thing.
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And I forget where I was going with that.
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And don't get me started
on feather earrings.
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Oh, I forgot to mention the pickup line.
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Oh, I fucked up.
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Apparently I need more practice.
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So, tonight we brought in
a real Playboy Playmate, Chelsea Ryan.
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So, we went with the
Playboy Playmate theme tonight.
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It's gonna be a great party.
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Here we go.
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We'll give you a nice...
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We're gonna make it really rock.
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Special guest just arrived
in the house right now,
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Chelsea Ryan.
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It's rad to be here.
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Everybody pretty much
knows me from Playboy.
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I used to date Hugh Hefner
and live at the Playboy mansion.
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So that's kind of my claim to fame,
I suppose.
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A bottle of Lucky Bastard
and I want two bottles of champagne.
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That's soda water.
We can make Chelsea a vodka.
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Why?
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How's it going?
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-You okay?
-Yeah.
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Playmate Chelsea Ryan's in the house.
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The place is getting full.
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Not a bad night,
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and everybody's letting loose,
so it's good.
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Put that one to Simon.
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I'm focused on getting the party going.
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It's a tough job,
but somebody's gotta do it.
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What do you think?
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-It's awesome having you, you rock.
-Thank you.
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And this is one of the reasons why I love
being the nightclub owner and the host.
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All the way from LAS Vegas,
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the beautiful, talented Chelsea Ryan.
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Come up and say hi.
We're getting warmed up right now.
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And then a men's hockey team shows up.
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Are we gonna be on MTV?
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I'm really happy for Mitch
and his whole comedy thing,
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but can he not be doing this tonight?
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-What's happening?
-How you doing?
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Doing all right, I'm just gonna go
do some standup comedy
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at Dez Reed's.
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-Nice.
-Yeah, it's gonna be ridiculous.
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Kind of a big deal.
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Normally I'm a guy with nerves of steel,
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but tonight, they're more
like silly string.
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Now here's the rules.
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If you're bombing,
you're gonna hear some things.
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After your set,
I will praise, or not, you.
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If you really sucked,
I'm really gonna let you have it.
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And especially Mitch,
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don't come and punch me,
you fucking 'roided up freak.
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I'm already pretty nervous,
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so when Dez tells us
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that he's gonna rip us on stage
if we don't do good,
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that makes the environment
even more hostile.
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I gotta pee. I gotta pee.
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The night is finally going well.
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The place is banging.
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And then a senior league men's
hockey team shows up to the party
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and they are looking pretty rowdy.
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We're on TV.
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The hockey team started becoming
a little aggressive against Chelsea.
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I was trying to be patient,
but there finally came a point
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where they were being
a little too rude and hostile.
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If I hear one more fucking thing, guys,
I'm gonna call it a night,
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so it's up to you guys.
I'm not trying to be rude.
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I'm not trying to be ignorant.
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We gotta protect our customers, you guys.
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We're not trying to be rude.
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You got an issue with that,
then we're gone. Cool.
249
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Great, get the fuck out of the party.
250
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,360
I need Mitch.
251
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:26,100
My biggest guy in the room
is like fucking gone.
252
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:42,000
It appears that someone's personal items
are being purchased by the company.
253
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It all came down to this,
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my first appearance on the comedy stage.
255
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:49,350
I'm really happy for Mitch
and his whole comedy thing,
256
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,000
but can he not be doing this tonight?
257
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,030
We're gonna have a lot
of fun here tonight.
258
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,320
We got some guys who
have never tried comedy before.
259
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:04,490
Knowing that this was Mitch's
first standup comedy gig,
260
00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,280
I was pretty nervous for him.
261
00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,220
I have two tattoos and my mom gets them.
262
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:12,220
She gave in, she said,
"If you ever do get tattoos,"
263
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"get them somewhere that doesn't matter."
264
00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:17,440
So you know what I did?
Got them done in Regina.
265
00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:22,450
It was really nerve-racking
to sit there and watch and wait
266
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,400
and wonder how I was gonna do.
267
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,400
30 bucks, all-you-can-eat ribs.
268
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:29,190
It's like, for a fat guy,
that's pretty much as good
269
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,950
as 30 bucks all-you-can-get blowjobs.
270
00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:44,120
An incident like this can ruin
a really good night.
271
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Let's go, let's head out.
272
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,470
After you give someone a few chances,
273
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,390
then the decision comes
that they have to leave.
274
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You wanna spit on my floor.
You wanna kick my furniture.
275
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,020
You guys are done. You're out.
276
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,620
Yo, bring everybody out,
pull the cop car around too.
277
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,160
Get the fuck out of here.
278
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:24,440
Go on, get the fuck out.
I asked you nicely.
279
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,670
Get the fuck out of here.
280
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,990
Keep talking. Get out.
281
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,620
I just called the cops.
282
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,650
You're going to fucking jail.
Get the fuck out of here.
283
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,690
Get the fuck out.
284
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,490
I asked you 20 times.
285
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:45,700
That's why I got the cops
waiting for you.
286
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,740
You wanna go too!
287
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:58,120
The owner of Tequila is
a waste of fucking time!
288
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,200
It's an adrenaline rush.
289
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,340
They just won't listen.
290
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,490
No they don't. Drunk people never listen.
291
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:14,280
This is why I don't have
a life outside of here.
292
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If you're ready, I'll bring you up now.
293
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Mitch Gauvin.
294
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:27,030
So fuck it, I'm ready as I'll ever be.
295
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,030
He's working over at Tequila right now.
296
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,380
His brothers are here.
297
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,750
Please welcome Mitch Gauvin!
298
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I'm Mitch Gauvin, and for those of you
who don't know me, you can ask your mom.
299
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,130
Yeah, I know, right? That's low brow.
300
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,890
But I moved to Saskatoon
about three years ago.
301
00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:50,790
I was doing the Kijiji roommates thing.
302
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,860
You guys ever done that?
303
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:54,080
You know, it's like a box of chocolates,
304
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:58,360
only they're all super shitty
like, coconut and olive oil,
305
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,440
So, you know, I like girls,
306
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,950
and when I came here
it was awkward at first.
307
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,020
It was shitty, you know?
308
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,280
But eventually there was
this one girl, finally.
309
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:13,040
And you know she told everybody about us.
310
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:16,630
She told all her friends, her mom,
her dad, even the police.
311
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,230
So after I got out of jail...
312
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,570
Right?
313
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:30,610
So girls like guys with jobs,
314
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,740
so I got a job at Tequila nightclub.
315
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,030
It's been good.
316
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,910
It's been really good.
They had the best light show in town.
317
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They got the smoke show staff.
318
00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,780
But it's so fucking awesome
319
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:47,050
that when I go home and wake up
the next day, I feel like I'm gonna die.
320
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,340
But you know, that's all I got.
321
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,320
Let's have a good night, everybody.
Thank you.
322
00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:03,780
Good job. Thank you.
323
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,030
Hey, Mitch, come on back your drinks.
324
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:11,740
Round of applause, Mitch Gauvin.
It's his first time ever.
325
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,860
At least Mitch didn't
get booed off stage.
326
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:17,070
This was our first first time
and I thought he was all right.
327
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,790
Well I guess everything
turned out all right
328
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:22,450
for the first time, first show.
He's all right.
329
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,400
You'll get there, man.
330
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:28,280
I wrote a bunch of shit on my hand
and didn't look at it.
331
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,490
After we ejected that hockey team,
332
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:35,030
the party kicked back in
and I think everyone had a good time.
333
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,530
I got my second wind now.
I'm gonna make it.
334
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:45,380
You can see how it started really small
and really little things.
335
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,430
So the next step is to call Niko in.
336
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,860
It's an unfortunate thing,
but it has to be done.
337
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:53,070
As far as I'm concerned,
it's really a waste of time.
338
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,970
But I'm trying to be respectful enough,
339
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:58,120
listen to what they have to say
and go from there.
340
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,760
You're not really happy
with your salary, et cetera., et cetera.
341
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:07,430
So I did some digging and I came
across some interesting stuff.
342
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:11,110
All these grocery bills are full of items
343
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,030
that we don't use in the bar.
344
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:16,010
I don't know if you wanna
scan those and explain.
345
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,370
No, no, there is.
346
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,960
There's stuff like chicken
breasts and bacon,
347
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,570
stuff that I had to bring from home
348
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:25,610
'cause I can't get a check on days
that we had scheduled.
349
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:29,600
So for me to be reimbursed for that,
I have to replace things.
350
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,820
So you just take 3,800 dollars
of our groceries
351
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:33,900
and you call that a wash.
352
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,500
No, I don't call it a wash,
353
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:38,460
and I didn't take 3,800 dollars
worth of groceries.
354
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,620
Those are your copies.
Look through those if you want.
355
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,690
We have every sales receipt
from the kitchen as well.
356
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:45,000
You can say I stole from you.
357
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:46,660
You can call me a thief,
whatever you want.
358
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,480
I mean, I'm not gonna admit
to stealing food.
359
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:52,340
You're shopping for your household.
360
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,120
You're taking food out of my family
and putting it into yours.
361
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,620
You're gonna accused of stealing
right now. This is serious.
362
00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,670
-Where's my bonuses?
-What bonuses?
363
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,110
What bonuses?
364
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,110
-Oh, you didn't offer me bonuses?
-Absolutely not.
365
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,510
-Never.
-Never?
366
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,510
We got nothing to talk about then.
367
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,620
'Cause obviously he's not gonna admit
to anything.
368
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,040
Come on, Niko, time to stop. That's it.
369
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,850
Like, I've had enough.
370
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,200
If you're gonna argue
some bullshit point,
371
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,780
give me back my keys
and get the fuck out of the building.
372
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,530
Keys for cooler, freezer.
373
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:30,040
Just needs to be more
paper trails, you know,
374
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,800
inventory has to be handled properly.
375
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,010
Things need to be signed for.
376
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,270
People need to be trained properly.
377
00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,420
I feel a little surprised
378
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:41,690
and pissed off about the situation.
379
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:45,040
But I know Niko
will confront me personally
380
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,670
and I know we'll get through it.
381
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,400
We've always been friends,
and I know things will be okay.
382
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:03,940
I always find myself getting
into absurd situations.
383
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,000
And I find my interpretation
of these situations
384
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,100
has become great material for my jokes.
385
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,770
Let's see here.
386
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:14,640
People that like to say
they're gonna go get their club on,
387
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,520
are people that I'd like to club.
388
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,360
We had some cross dressers
in the club last night.
389
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:21,240
You know, maybe I'm old-fashioned
390
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,050
but I like my women to be female.
391
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,190
Sex would be a lot cooler
if it didn't create things
392
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,600
like drama, babies, and jail time.
393
00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,870
I never used to like facial hair.
394
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,040
It just kind of grew on me.
395
00:21:34,130 --> 00:21:37,390
Discovering left over icing
in my beard is my Christmas.
396
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,400
Live longer
by using this one simple trick.
397
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,520
Don't do stupid shit.
398
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,220
Best part of being in the hospital
on Sunday morning
399
00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:50,340
is watching the doctor
pick his nose for an hour
400
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,900
before he does anything.
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