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Hi.
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I'm Billy Ray Wetnap
from Pest Boys Exterminators...
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...where our motto is,
"There's no bug we can't plug."
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And to prove it,
our very own Verminator...
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...has volunteered
to get into this glass cage...
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...with 10,000
Peruvian stinging beetles.
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Stinging beetles?
You said they were gonna be ladybugs.
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Now, she is armed with nothing
but her Verminator spray gun...
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...filled with our new poison,
RU Dead 42.
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It's not working.
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The reason that the Peruvian
stinging beetle is so large...
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...is that 80 percent of his body weight
is pure D venom.
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They don't even lose their stingers
like them sissified African killer bees.
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Well, it looks like our very own
Verminator's in a little bit of trouble.
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But you won't be if you call Manny,
me or Ma at Pest Boys Exterminators.
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Call 1-800-LEGS-UP...
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...where our motto is,
"If you wish it, we will squish it."
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Well, Ma, it says right here:
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"The Peruvian beetle sting
can cause temporary insanity.
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But on the bright side,
it has a delightful mating call...
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...and stays crunchy in milk."
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Well, the doctor said
she seems to be fine.
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The pods! The pods!
They're opening!
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Is that you, Napoleon?
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No, Rhett, it's me.
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And mark my words,
the South shall rise again.
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Peg.
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Peg. Bud.
Man, do I have good news.
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Al, aren't you forgetting someone?
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Oh, Peg, she's nuts.
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Nuts or not,
she is still our daughter.
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Oh, all right, Peg.
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Hi, pumpkin.
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Isn't that cute. I used to call her
pumpkin, now she is one.
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But, Peg, anyway, like I was saying,
man, I got good news.
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Tomorrow, not only
will I be selling shoes...
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...I will be selling ladies' handbags.
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That high school diploma
is really starting to pay off.
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Anyway, Kelly...
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...guess who has the job
of hiring the new employee?
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Oh, now, I wouldn't go
plowing today, Brer Bear.
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Let me try this one more time
while the liquor stores are open.
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Al, are you trying to tell us...
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...that they're gonna put you
in charge of doing the hiring?
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Yes, I am. And let us hope I pick more
carefully than I've done in the past.
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I must be careful and selective.
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I must not hire the first boob
who walks in the door.
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You're hired.
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Shouldn't I fill out
an application first?
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Oh, good idea.
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Here you are.
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Right over here. Have a seat.
Get off.
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You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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Threats don't frighten me.
I'm married.
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To my job,
not to some giant big redhead.
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Where it says "name,"
do you want mine?
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No.
Just a simple naked photo will do.
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Well, well, well.
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It's true what they say.
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Even in hard times
consumers still flock to quality.
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Excuse me, Al.
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Is this seat taken?
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Or this one? Or this one?
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Marcie, come here.
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Look. There's a woman.
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Aren't they something?
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So, what do you want?
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Jefferson has something to say.
Jefferson?
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Yeah, Al, I'm--
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I'm here to apply for the j--
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- For the j--
- Job! Job! Say it!
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I am tired of coming home
every night...
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...and finding you watching
the Home Shopping Network.
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Look, Marcie, I don't know
the first thing about selling shoes.
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Is this the right color for me?
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Absolutely.
It brings out the violet in your eyes.
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I'll take 12.
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I'm sorry, Marcie. But the job
has already been filled by someone...
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...far more qualified.
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Mr. Bundy, where it says "date," do
you want his name or where we went?
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That's Heidi. She's dumb
as toast, but I'd kill for her.
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And I'd start with you.
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You piece of algae.
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If you think that I am
going to stand idly by...
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...and let you hire
some salute to silicone...
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...instead of an obviously qualified
person, then you're wrong, Al Bundy.
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I'll have my woman's group here so
fast it'll make your bulbous head swim.
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My Jefferson is
far more qualified than--
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I'm not just a shoe salesman.
I also direct movies for HBO.
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Let's go, Jefferson.
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Marcie, I thought you wanted me
to get a job.
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Your job is pleasing me,
and I am not pleased.
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That's my mom.
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"Sex." This could take a while.
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Can I write on the back?
The front's all full.
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Yes, yes. And feel free to move around
if you want to.
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I'm here to apply
for the shoe salesman's job.
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Job's taken. Get out.
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Polk High?
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Oh, Polk you're the bestOf all the schools
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- For you we'll always cheer
- For you we'll always cheer
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- By day we learn to read and write
- By day we learn to read and write
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- By night our team will fight, fight, fight
- By night our team will fight, fight, fight
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- No matter where we are
- No matter where we are
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- We'll always give a:
- We'll always give a:
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- For P-O-L-K
- P-O-L-K
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- Polk. Polk. Polk
- Polk. Polk. Polk.
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Aaron Mitchell. Class of '93.
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Al Bundy. All class, all the time.
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Wait a second.
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Al Bundy?
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The All-State Al Bundy?
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I was.
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- I thought you died in Nam.
- No.
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Well, actually, I started that rumor.
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Yeah, see, I died here at home,
victim of Agent Red.
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Al Bundy. Do you know
what a hero you are to me?
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I presume you're referring
to my four touchdowns in one game.
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Well, that and the four holes
you drilled into the walls...
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...of the girls locker room.
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For years I didn't think
women had heads.
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- Well, I see you play a little ball.
- No, no, no. You played ball.
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I was just All City.
I was lucky to get a scholarship.
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- I got a scholarship to college.
- And what happened?
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An injury. Tackle broke my leg.
Wife broke her water. The end.
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But...
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...all things considered, I think
things turned out pretty well.
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- Yeah.
- Excuse me.
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Well, sorry to hear the job's filled...
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...but you know, it was worth
the trip here just to meet you.
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If it's any consolation, the players
didn't start making big money...
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...till after your career
would've been over anyway.
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Well, that big shoe money's
still coming down.
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Hey, Bundy.
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Go deep.
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What the hell. You got the job.
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Really?
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Thanks, Mr. Bundy.
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Hey, I don't wanna impose,
but I got my football in the car.
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- Would you autograph it for me?
- Sure, kid. Go get it.
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Did I just hear you hire
someone else?
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Oh, yeah, you did.
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- What should I do?
- Well...
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Keep writing.
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Hi, honey.
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Al, I'll tell you,
we just got back from the doctor...
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...and he said that she's much better.
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Al, what's wrong?
Your face looks strange.
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Yeah, it's called a smile, Peg.
But don't worry about it.
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I'm not taking it home with me.
Peg, you should see.
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I just hired the best kid ever
to help me out in the store.
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He's a football hero at Polk High
last year. You should see him.
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He's the son I always wanted.
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And who's that over there?
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Oh, that's the wife I always wanted.
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Daddy?
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Peg, why can't we just put her
in David Letterman's house...
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...and get it over with?
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Come on, Kelly.
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- And how do we say goodbye?
- Alice, you're the greatest.
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I wanna thank you again, Mr. Bundy.
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- I really needed this job.
- That's okay. I know.
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College is expensive.
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Actually, that's pretty much paid for.
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I'm using this money to buy a ring
for my girl.
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We're gonna get married.
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What's wrong with getting married?
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Aaron...
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...sit down over here, son.
Let's have a chat.
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Now, I too am a great believer
in love.
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I wanna find it myself someday.
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But let me give you
a little bit of advice.
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Bed them, don't wed them.
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Do them, don't woo them.
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Date them, don't mate them.
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But Angie's different.
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- Well, she--
- Always lets you pick out the movie?
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Doesn't mind when you wanna watch
a ballgame?
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Can recognize a kitchen appliance
two out of three times?
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That's her.
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That's all women before the day.
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Mr. Bundy, I appreciate your concern,
but I want to get married.
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I see now what I have to do.
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Come with me.
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Where are we going?
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The mall lounge.
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Or as we like to call it,
"the valley of the shadow of death."
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There they are, son.
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The lost souls.
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The meek, the miserable,
the married.
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And over here are the lowest
of the lows.
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The ones relegated to holding
their wives' purses.
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What's wrong with him?
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His wife is shopping
at Victoria's Secret.
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She tried on a garter belt last week...
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...they haven't seen it since.
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And look over there
between Burt and Carson.
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Well, it's just an empty space.
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With your name on it, Aaron.
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Hey, come on, guys.
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What could be better
than two people loving each other...
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...and sharing the good times
and the bad?
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A steak?
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Fellas...
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...what we've got here
is a non-believer.
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A little marrying music, please.
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My wife will never cook or clean
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Still my money's spent
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Who knew when I first chose my mate
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That she would put onThat much weight
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More sex we'd like for sure
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If it only weren't with her
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Please K-I-L-LK-I-L-L
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Me, me, me
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That's the marrying man's
fight song, son.
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That and taps.
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Good luck, Aaron.
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Thanks. It's much easier to fill this out
with the light on.
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Take your time.
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Hello. Is Aaron here?
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- I just came by to bring his lunch.
- Oh, thanks.
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You must be Angie.
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- His fianc�e.
- Well, yes.
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You don't have to say it. I know.
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.
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Oh, but not as lucky as he is,
I'm sure.
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Why, he tells me you don't mind
when he watches sports.
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Which I think is good
because there's...
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There's a game on tonight and
I thought maybe I'd invite him over...
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...to watch it.
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Oh, I'm sure he'd love to.
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I'd watch it with you,
but I have a cooking class tonight.
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You like football and cooking?
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Sure. What woman doesn't?
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But...
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...I'll bet you like to eat, huh?
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Well, sure.
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You know, fruit, vegetables.
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My big weakness
is the Roy Rogers salad bar.
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Not that the food is bad,
I just feel guilty...
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...about spending $1 .99 on myself.
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Don't take this personally,
but would you marry me?
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My wife wouldn't like it,
but she doesn't like anything I like.
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You're cute.
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Well, I better go
or I'll be late for work.
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You work?
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What else am I gonna do?
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Sit around the house all day
watching Oprah and eating bonbons?
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Well, at least I still have--
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A chair.
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Where a beautiful girl once sat.
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I need shoes.
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Peg?
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Oprah.
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You know, Peg, I made a mistake.
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This morning before I left I thought
that all women were totally useless.
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Now I realize it was just you.
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I thought all men were destined
to marry the worst possible mate...
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...but I now realize it was just me.
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Oh, hi, Al.
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I didn't hear you.
I was watching Oprah.
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That's all right, Peg.
I was talking to Oprah.
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But, you know what
I'm going to do now?
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I'm going to live the life
I should have had...
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...vicariously through Aaron.
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And I'm going to live my sports life
through him.
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I'm going to have dinner
through him.
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And if he'll let me, I'm even
going to have sex through him.
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Oh, hi, Al.
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I didn't hear you.
I was watching Oprah.
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If only Oprah were on
when I said, "I do."
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- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it, Daddy.
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- Oh, hi, pumpkin.
- Hi.
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- How you feeling?
- I'm fine. I'm all better.
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Thattagirl.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Is Mr. Bundy here?
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You're that good football guy
everyone's talking about.
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Yeah, and what's your name?
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Thumbelina!
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Book 'em, Dano.
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A great daughter.
You must be very proud.
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I'd sell her for scrap if I could.
What's going on?
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I just stopped by to thank you
for setting me straight.
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You made me realize that I shouldn't
jump into marriage.
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So I broke off my engagement
with Angie.
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And decided to go back to the girl
I dated all through high school.
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And I want you to meet her.
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Mr. Bundy, I'd like you to meet Meg.
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Oprah!
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