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Look at this. You want a necklace?

Scott and I had one extra night in Vail.

I think realizing Scott can come on our family vacations was big.

What do you want to do?

Go-go to the room and party.

You guys, Rob proposed

in front of her whole family at her house last night.

It happened, like, spontaneously, so that's why you

- guys weren't in the loop. - Do you understand that

that was hurtful to us that we found out about your engagement

- on social media? - Yes, I understand.

There's one more thing I have to talk to you guys about, but I

- don't want you guys to get mad. - You're having a

- baby. - Yeah.

- Congratulations. - I know Khloe's probably

- feeling... - Congratulations.

I personally don't know what the next step for all of us are.

I mean, that's up to Rob.

What do you think life is like with three kids?

Different than two? Or same as two?

No, it's different, I think.

Why? Are you thinking about having a third?

Kanye has said it every single day for, like, the last

- week. - Really?

And I was like, "I don't think I can carry another one."

I just feel like, ugh, I'll never be the same down there.

Kanye says it, like, feels the same.

Wait, tell me. Do you think it's different?

Dude, 100% things change.

Like, it's like throwing

- a hot dog through a hallway? - No, it's not about

- that. - I heard that ought to

feel. I feel like me and

Kanye don't care about that. It's like, the fact that,

like... something that big has come in and out of there,

like, things are just different internally.

There's just, like, bumps and curves that, like, you know what

- I'm saying? Like... - Oh, my God.

It's just not the same.

It's like the same house, but the furniture's been

- rearranged. - Correct.

- Huh. - Exactly.

The front door is still the same, but inside all of your

couches have been spread apart and mixed and matched like a

hurricane hit. Yeah, that's a good analogy.

My life.

Oh, you dropped it. Are you gonna dive?

Go, Gabbana, go. Go, go, dive!

Dive, dive, dive! You can do it.

You can do it! Dive!

Yeah, go under. You did it!

- Good girl! - So, have you told

- anybody about Rob and Chyna? - No. I have no one to

tell, nor do I care to be, like, the person that...

- Tells? - Yeah, and also there's

so much, like, drama with them. I don't want them to get mad if

we do say something, so I'm acting like nothing's happening.

But how do you feel?

I mean, it's Rob's life.

I don't know. How do you feel?

I feel like children are a blessing from

- God. - Okay.

And that, you know, it's God's plan and, like, I

just want him to be happy, really.

My brother and I have always had such a strong

connection, and we've always been so close.

So what bothers me is not that he's engaged, not that he's

having a baby, but that Rob has completely just disconnected

from me. He hasn't spoken to me since he

told us Chyna was pregnant. He's not including me in his new

life, so how could I be happy for someone or something that I

- know nothing about? - Hopefully it's all

- for the right reasons. - I mean, I've never

really known her. Like, I've never had a

- relationship with her. - Mm-hmm.

So I don't know the type of person she is.

She must be somewhat of a good person for Rob to like her.

- 'Cause Rob's funny and charming. - Yeah.

- I like this, um, fabric. - It's called something

- magical, such as terrycloth. - I know.

- I have it on my couches. - Very exclusive.

That looks so cool. The arm looks so pretty.

"VIP only." This is so exciting.

- I love the gold. - They have one more

look. Gold leaf in my hair and gold

- leaf on my hands. - Oh, cool.

So Kanye is shooting the video for "Highlights" this weekend

in Iceland. He just really wants me there

when he's shooting the video. Every time Kanye and I have a

project that each other's working on, we definitely try to

be there just to give, like, moral support and input.

We really do feed off each other a lot, so I know it's really

important to him that I come to Iceland.

- That'll be fun. - Yeah.

And I really want you to go with me.

Um... it's during my birthday.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think I would

- still go. - Yeah, why not?

- Make it a birthday trip. - Yeah.

Jonathan and Simon would would come.

Yeah. I always get anxious to, like,

travel and not bring the kids, but that's my favorite song from

the album. I feel like it would be fun.

I've always wanted to go to Iceland, but I just don't know

how I'm going to feel being away from my kids on my birthday.

But I want to be adventurous and do things that are different, so

I think it's fine to do this quick trip to Iceland, and just,

like, live life and have fun. Someone was saying that the

radiation on airplanes, that, like, it's not good to bring

- your kids if you don't have to. - Nothing's good, you

- know? - No, I know.

Yeah, just don't breathe.

Yeah.

How much do you think you weigh right now?

- Too much. - Like 300 pounds?

No. Two...

- sixty? - Okay.

Well, I wasn't, like, that far off.

- What's your ideal weight? - 245.

Okay. Well, you can't just sit at home

and eat Twinkies and soda and lose weight.

If that was the case, I would've been super skinny years ago.

- You are skinny. - Thanks, Lam.

You're welcome. Is Robert Arthur Kardashian

- getting married? - He says he's getting

- married. - When?

I don't know when. He hasn't told us anything.

- Why not? - Rob has disconnected

himself from us... apparently, mainly me.

He doesn't talk to me; I hear he talks to my sisters way more.

I just hope he's focused.

Marriage ain't easy, honey child.

It's not? Your marriage wasn't easy?

I've been there

- before. - Mm.

- True. - Call Rob.

I mean... he probably won't answer my

phone call. You want to try?

- Yeah. - Move your big leg.

He won't answer.

- Oh. - Yo.

- 'Sup, water bug? - 'Sup, water bug?

I am really surprised that Rob answered the call,

'cause even though Lamar's calling him, it's from my phone.

It does make me smile 'cause at least I know he... is finally

gonna answer one of my phone calls.

I'm just running around. I'm just buying ice cream.

I got strawberry shortcake in the house.

I'm gonna tear that up when I get in the house.

How is that helping your diet?

It accelerates your

- metabolism. - Mm-hmm.

You getting married soon, daddio?

Yeah. I don't know how soon, but first

comes love, then comes marriage, you know.

When you gonna come see me, bro?

- Whenever. - Can we go out to eat

- sometime this week? - Yeah, whenever you want.

I have always loved Lamar and Rob's relationship and

bond, and I want them to hang out, but, you know, I still want

my time with Rob. He hasn't had any one-on-one

time with me. Rob hasn't attempted to do

- anything with me. - We can go out Friday.

Friday? Okay.

Is that all? It says "poor connection."

That's a sign. Do you want to say bye?

So I'm gonna see you Friday.

- All right, bro. - It's done.

- Hey, my hearty! - Who is that?

Hi, Northie. Oh!

- Hi, bud. - Okay, you want to

- pick shorts? - P, let me have a hug

first, 'cause I haven't even had one yet.

- Let's see. - No.

You want a hug? P, you're not gonna give me a

- hug, even though North is? - Shorts or pants?

Kid's not even my daughter.

That's not your daughter.

Who is? Who is my daughter?

- Me. - Now my daughter better

come over here and give me a hug.

- Come here. - I'll meet you in the

- middle. - Okay.

I'm waiting. Paloosh.

No! Belly buster, belly buster!

- Now I'm your daughter. - Bug?

- Hmm? - What are you gonna do

- for your birthday? - Um, I think I'm

going to Iceland with Kim and Kanye.

- To Iceland? - To Iceland.

- Icelandia. - That's quite a trip,

- isn't it? - Icelandic.

So why Iceland? I don't get it.

Kanye's gonna shoot a video there.

- Okay. - And I don't know.

We've just never been. It's, like, on my bucket list.

Are you taking the kids?

- No. - But I'm sad to not

- be with the kids on my birthday. - Are you gonna be there

- on your actual birthday? - Yes.

- Oh. - Oh, cool.

That's weird. I've been with you on your

- birthday for the past ten years. - Hey, Dad!

It's weird. I know Kourtney and I aren't

together, but I figured she was gonna do something locally,

and I'd be there to at least, you know, wish her a happy

birthday and give her a hug or give her a gift.

We've been together for each other's birthdays forever, so,

you know, it's just a little sad for me to hear.

So I had something I wanted to run past you.

Kourtney and I have spent every birthday together for the past

ten years. Do I just say screw it and just,

- like, fly to Iceland? - Hmm.

- Hey, Khlo. - This is kind of

awkward, just having, like, Rob and Lamar walk into the

theater like nothing has happened.

We are heading to Iceland for Kanye's music video.

Kourtney's coming, Jonathan, Simon, Kourtney's friend Nicole.

We're just gonna make it a really fun trip.

I think this will be the perfect place to spend Kourtney's

birthday, 'cause it's a place that's totally on our bucket

list that we never thought we'd ever go to.

There it is, Reykjavik.

Hello, Western people.

Look how beautiful that is.

Yeah, I got to look.

Take it in. Beautiful.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Hi. - Hi. Good morning.

Guys, we're definitely gonna need to sleep,

like, a few hours. It's 1:30 in the

morning in L.A.

- Kris? - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi. Can I have a hug?

I can barely see you with all that camo on.

I know. Well, it's a disguise.

- You blend right in. - What's going on?

Sure got a lot of magazine covers in here.

I know. The kids have been busy.

Evidently. So I had something I wanted to

- run past you. - Huh.

Kourtney and I have spent every birthday together

between mine and hers for the past ten years.

- Oh. - And her birthday's

coming up. Do I just say, like, screw it

and just, like, fly to Iceland and surprise her and, like...?

Hmm. The thing that I hear her say is

that she just wants you to be a good person and a great dad, and

to do it first for yourself and then for your kids and then for

- her, kind of like. - Right. I know she says

- that. - You know what I mean?

But, like, let's say if, in a year from now, or ten

years from now, we worked things out, like, I would hated to have

missed a birthday. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You know what would be the best birthday

present ever? Just be that fun dad and that

responsible dad that she's always praying that you will

- turn into magically. - Yeah.

I don't know. I don't really know what to do.

One of the things that Kourtney and I argued about when we were

together was that I never really fought enough for her, so now

I'm thinking, should I go to Iceland?

Because maybe now she would appreciate me putting in some

effort. It's just hard sometimes.

Like, you know, when you've had all these memories, and then...

they are stopping, you know, one by one.

Yeah.

- Hi. Welcome. - Hi. Thank you.

Knutur Armann. I'm the farmer.

- Hi. - Hi.

We call it tomato schnapps.

Ooh, how exciting, guys.

We have the day off here before Kanye's shoot, and I want

to see what Iceland's really known for.

They have this amazing organic tomato farm, and it is

Kourtney's birthday. She's all about all the organic

stuff, so I figured we should just check it out and see what

- it's about. - Welcome to my farm.

- Thank you. - Beautiful.

Here we try to grow what's healthy, tasty, good,

- fresh tomatoes as possible. - Wait.

- Is that all bees in there? - Yeah. The flowers...

They need to be pollinate. Otherwise, we will not have many

tomatoes. And to help us to do that, we

have the bumblebees.

- About 600 active bumblebees. - Oh, my...

Oh, my God, hold on.

Sorry.

Are these the killer bees?

No, no, no. These are bumblebees.

- They are very friendly. - Kim used to be

friends with bees when she was little.

I used to really like bees.

Cheers.

Yes, guys. This is called living.

- I just put basil in your drink. - Wait. Can you believe

it's your birthday week? Are you so excited?

- Mm-hmm. - But if you think about

it, for the last ten years, like, we've all been in, like,

Mexico or, like, something with you guys.

- True. - I feel like Iceland's a

- good change. - I'm definitely

happy that I came and that I'm doing something different for my

birthday, but I feel like I'm a little bit homesick.

I definitely miss my kids so much.

But I'm just gonna try to make the most of it while I'm here.

Aren't you going to the video shoot?

Yeah. Do you want to come?

- I don't know. - How far is the shoot?

It's 90 minutes, but it's atop of a glacier.

Do I have to take a helicopter?

- It's a helicopter. - I'm not so much a

- helicopter person. - But you're gonna do

- it anyway? - Yeah, I got to do it

for the shoot. It's hard to shoot these videos.

Like, I was in Scotland, took a helicopter over.

It was below the wind chill. You know, on the side of a rock.

You step two steps over, you could die.

- Kill yourself, yup. - And I was just sitting

there, I was like, "Man, people don't give a about"

videos like that anymore, and people don't appreciate, like,

all the work you put into it." Yeah.

I need to just do some on green screen.

This is a tomato ice

- cream. - Everything is made

- out of tomato. - Tomato ice cream.

That's the tomato on top.

Yeah, yeah, that is the tomato on top.

Do you have cappuccino without a

tomato blend?

What up, man? How you doing, son?

- Can I get a photo? - Yeah, let's take it,

- yeah. - Okay. I appreciate it.

- Thank you. - What? It smells?

- Someone tooted? - There was a toot.

- It's the tomatoes. - I don't know.

- Someone tooted. - Well, it's definitely

- one of us. - Jonathan.

Just 'cause my shirt's the color of tomato

doesn't mean I farted.

- K.K. heart. - You look pretty.

Thank you. I love your eyebrows.

- They're thicker. - Oh.

Hold on. Okay, that's fine.

- What's going on with you? - I'm a little

frustrated 'cause I was with Lam, and he was FaceTiming Rob,

and they were, like, talking, and like, "Oh, I want to see"

you, let's hang out." Blah, blah, blah.

Rob is making such an effort to hang out with Lam, but yet Rob

still hasn't seen me, nor will he talk to me.

And so it's a little... Like, I'm a little annoyed by

- that. - Mm-hmm.

But, okay, so what do I have to do?

- You feel left out? - No. I don't care to do

what they're doing. I just feel like I'm owed, like,

a conversation ever since he's moved out of here.

I mean, it's like, okay, so you do have time.

I just wish you guys could break the ice.

- I don't see why... - Break the ice, like we

- don't know each other. - No, well, that's

how you guys are acting. It's, like, ver... I'm sorry,

even to hear it is, like, very strange.

- Mm-hmm. It's so weird. - I don't get it.

I feel like there's, like, this one little thing that needs to

- be done to fix it. - If I'm not invited to

hang out or do something, what am I supposed to do?

- What's the plan, man? - Yeah, I don't know.

Should we FaceTime Scott?

- What's going on with you guys? - He gets so carried

away and ahead of himself. That's just not what I want

- right now. - Do you want me to go

- with you at 9:00 in the morning? - Yeah.

Or I was thinking I would come at the end of the

day. Kanye's video shoot is tomorrow,

but it's also Kourtney's actual birthday.

I just feel torn, 'cause I want to be at both places.

- Who's that? - The kids.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi, little angel. Look who it is.

- HI, P. - Hi.

Hi, I miss you. P, I'm in Iceland.

It's freezing here and it was snowing.

- Where's Mase? - I'm going to the

- bathroom! - Oh.

You guys, I'm

getting in the car. I'm going to call you from the car, okay?

- Love you. - Love you.

Bye. Are we ready?

The car's pulling up, I think.

All right. Kim, have fun at the fitting.

Thank you. Kanye and I are going to go to

his fitting for his shoot tomorrow, and I'm going to meet

up with everyone a little bit later.

I don't want to ditch Kourt on her birthday week, but I am here

to support Kanye, so I want to be with him.

And I'm just trying to juggle it all.

I think you look better without it.

Oh, that's not the point.

We're going to the car?

- We're going, yeah. - So let's go.

All right. Bye, Kim.

Ooh!

We're literally blowing away.

Do you think that people go on romantic retreats

- to Iceland? - I mean,

anywhere can be romantic.

- That's pretty. - Thank you.

How about that at the airport.

- Yeah. - Who?

- Rob. Wild. - I didn't see it.

He's, like, so normal.

- Yeah. - He's like...

- Giggling. - He's, like,

- chattering with them outside... - Stop.

No, like full interview. It's like crazy.

He says, "Yeah, hello, all right."

Can you let me in on a secret... why would we not be

happy for Chyna? She's made... turned Rob into,

- like, a new man. - This is the only

issue, I think, why everyone cared, was because she, like,

bashed Kylie and stuff like that, when they first got

- together. - Nonstop.

But I feel like that was her, like,

relationship, and they have a kid together, and, like, who

- wouldn't feel that way? - I think it would...

She's really funny. Like...

- Chyna? - Yeah, she's a

- laugher. - I remember her with

- Kim, she was so... - She used to be,

"I love her. You're so funny." She used to giggle and then,

like, everything went sour so fast...

I remember them getting those sexy mirror

pictures in their... in the bathroom.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

Why did she stop talking to her?

I used to, like, go on walks with her in the

- neighborhood. - Okay.

Scott and I would hang out with Chyna and Tyga.

When he moved into our neighborhood.

- Right. - We would go just

hang out at their house. We'd all go to dinner together

with the kids.

In the past, Kim and I were friends with Chyna, but I think

that for everyone else, like, they're gonna have to get to

know her, from scratch. And I know not everybody feels

the same way that I do right now, but because it's my

brother, and she's going to be family, I think that we just

- need to figure it out. - Good for him.

I hope they get married.

- That wedding will be wild. - Oh, my God.

His sense of humor is beyond.

- That's funny. - He is, like, wild.

- So quirky. - He is.

He's the funniest ever.

- Oh. - Wow.

- This is unreal. - This is... hot.

- Guys, how is it? - Beautiful.

You have to start, though, from the beginning.

Yeah, we will. We're just taking a pic.

So I just left Kanye at his fitting and I'm meeting up with

the group at the Blue Lagoon. This place is so amazing.

I am so excited to be here. It's like the Fountain of Youth,

supposedly.

- What is this I'm stepping on? - That's the slimy

- stuff. - That's the stuff

- that goes on your face. - I keep grabbing it

- off the walls. - It is all over my

- face. I thought it was clear. - Oh, God, it feels

so...

Does it look clear to you?

No, it's... it's turquoise.

- What?! - It's like... it's, like,

- the color of the water. - Are you serious?

Yeah, it's like a green... It looks white.

They just dipping into the water?

Should we FaceTime Scott and show him?

Sure.

- Oh. - Oh.

It says "unavailable." Wow, okay.

What's going on with you guys?

Um, we're just doing our best to co-parent.

Yeah, that's the most important.

- And getting along. - Yeah.

- - I know that Scott

was a little bit disappointed that I wasn't going to be

spending my birthday with him and the kids, but I do think

part of figuring out how to co-parent is realizing that

experiences together are great, but we are going to have some

experiences not together, as well, and I think that's equally

as important. He gets so carried away...

- Sensitive, yeah. - And ahead of

- himself. - Yeah.

I just feel like I don't want to just spend time

with him one on one, because that's not... what is that gonna

- benefit anybody? - Yeah.

That's just not what I want right now and it's

- not what's good. - Yeah.

All right, should we go get our drinks?

You guys, don't you think we should all take a pic.

- Yeah. - I wanted to show

- cleavage and I was like... - Got it.

Hey, Kourt, you're blocking my boobs.

We keep moving.

Get up. One, two, three.

You don't have any

cleavage to show. All right, should we go back?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Cheers.

Oh, wow, that is delicious.

Hello.

Hey. How's Iceland?

Like, one second it looks normal, and then the next

second it's like so chillingly ice-cold it's unbearable.

Kourt... is she, like, all right? Like, not lonely...

- Yeah, she's doing good. - Okay.

We're all having fun, like...

All right, 'cause I feel bad, like, you know, part

of me really, really, really wants to surprise her, just to

be with her or be near her for her birthday, but, you know,

we're not together. Uh, she has her own life.

- I just... - I think it's better if

you don't come. I think it's like she's having

such a good time with Jonathan and Simon and Nicole...

Oh. Oh... Hearing that Kourt's having some

fabulous time in Iceland and knowing I'm not there is

definitely a little hard to hear.

I mean, at the end of the day, I want Kourt to be happy and I

want her to have the best time she can have, but it's always

going to hurt a little bit when somebody's having a great time

when you're not with the person.

Okay. Um, all right.

I guess just let her know I love her.

- Okay, I'll tell her. - Okay.

- Okay, bye. - All right, bye.

You should talk to your sister a little more often.

Whenever I talk to her, it just leads to crazy...

her and I yelling at each other, no matter what.

We may not make the video shoot, though.

We're going to Rangá Hotel.

We need to go straight to the video.

We don't have time to go to the hotel.

The hotel is where the heliport is.

I'm just nervous that I'm not going to make it to

Kanye's shoot in time.

Oh, this is a nice

restaurant. Everybody's blond except us.

Can anyone

- buy a broad a drink? - We gettin' drunk

- tonight? - Yes.

That's a birthday request.

Oh, my God, it's five minutes till your birthday.

Let's go to the bar and do a shot.

We're going to the bar.

Let's get shots at the bar...

- You guys go get... - Yes, let's do that.

So do you want me to go with you at 9:30 in the morning?

- Yeah. - Or I was thinking,

I would come with Kourtney and them, like, at the end of the

day. Kanye's video shoot is tomorrow,

but it's also Kourtney's actual birthday.

I really do want to be there for Kanye's video, but I also feel

bad 'cause I did invite Kourtney, so I do want to

celebrate and not leave her. I just feel torn 'cause I want

- to be at both places. - Yeah, okay, it's fine.

I'm gonna wake up early to... I got to wake up early anyways.

- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday.

So, it's real weird.

Nicole, I couldn't remember, Nicole, your name, like I have

Alzheimer's. Shh, shh, shh!

- Oh, my God! - Sorry, guys.

The hot tubs have been turned off.

We've received some complaints about it.

We're gonna have to ask you to leave.

Wait, can we get you to say that again?

- I want to get that on SnapChat. - Just go to bed.

We're going to bed.

Oh, wow, that is sick.

- Totally beautiful. - Kanye is already up at

the glacier shooting his music video, but first we're gonna run

around and do a couple activities for Kourtney's

- birthday. - One of my favorite

things to do... uh, you're interrupting me... is to see

churches in other cities.

- - This doesn't feel

very churchy, it feels like... Kim's house.

This is what all the hype is about?

- Yeah! - For some reason, Miss

organic, gluten-free really wants to go to this hot dog

stand. I don't really get it, but

Kourtney should spend her birthday the way she wants.

♪ Happy birthday To you

♪ Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Kourtney

Happy birthday to you. ♪

You guys are so cute, thank you.

How does it feel to be 37?

Doesn't feel any different.

- It doesn't? - Feel like I'm 21

still.

Well, you look it too, so that's the good news.

Um... I got flowers from Scott.

So sweet. Scott really did want to come

and celebrate Kourtney's birthday with her, but I'm glad

he sent her a really nice gift, but, you know, kept his

distance. I thought that was really sweet

and super mature. I was gonna give you your

present, but I thought, "Maybe not at the hot dog stand."

No.

- What's up, broheim? - Yeah, I'm good.

Thanks, bro.

- Use that napkin. - Hmm?

I said, "Use that napkin."

That was good.

- Turkey tacos? - Taco Tuesdays.

- Today's Tuesday? - No, it's Thursday.

Taco Thursday. How's everything with you?

I can't complain. I'm living, I'm healthy.

- How's your love life? - It's amazing.

You gonna tie the knot?

Mm-hmm. I don't know when, but not gonna

- move as quick as you did. - Nah.

- You don't want to do that. - Have you talked to

- Khlo Money? - Yeah, we talk about

you all the time.

'Cause I haven't-I haven't talked to her.

Maybe we should all go out to eat.

Whenever I talk to her, it just leads to crazy... her

and I yelling at each other, no matter what.

No, seriously though, you should talk to your sister.

I mean, time goes by so fast, man.

Yeah, it does. I need to hit her up.

I need to talk to her.

That was good, with all the people singing.

- So fun. - It was so cute.

We may not make the video shoot though, 'cause we've been so

- late. - I definitely want to

- go... - So do I, but we're

so late. I mean, it's up to them if

they're still shooting and let us go.

Pascal, I want to try to make the video.

We're going to Rangá Hotel.

But we need to go straight to the video.

We don't have time to go to the hotel.

The hotel is where the heliport is, and from the

heliport, you fly to the glacier.

I came here for Kanye's video shoot and this is really

important to him. I'm starting to freak out

because I just don't want to disappoint Kanye.

Is there a chance that we're gonna see some kind

- of colored sky tonight? - People fly to

Iceland just to see the northern lights.

- Whoa. - What's the point of

- this? - Um, do you want to go

out with Rob to dinner? And Blac Chyna?

Kanye's video shoot is in this really crazy, remote

place. It's like an hour and a half

drive, then a 30 minute helicopter ride.

I'm just nervous that I'm not gonna make it to Kanye's shoot

in time. When we get to the glacier,

Kanye is already done shooting and I'm, like, heartbroken.

He's being nice, and kissed me, and it's all good, but, like, I

just know he's more, probably, disappointed in me.

Which heli are we getting in?

That one over there?

Hello, my Khloe...

- Hello, Lord. - That's some ensemble.

- What I'm wearing? - For the Blu Jam.

- What are you getting? - I don't know, I'm

- freaking out. - It's way too many

options. What is... how is this... I can't

- say this word. - "Chilaquiles."

Okay, I'm gonna get that then.

I'll have that, but no sour cream.

Thanks so much. I just talked to Kourt, I sent

- her flowers for her birthday. - In Iceland?

- That's nice. - Yeah.

Are you sad that you're not with Kourt on her

- birthday? - Yeah, obviously.

And, I mean... I was, like, gonna go there and

- just, like, try to surprise her. - Oh, that's right, what

- happened to that? - But then...

You know how she is, I would get there and she'd be like...

"What are you doing here exactly?"

Well, she's not the person that's even gonna scream

- for joy anyway. - Ever.

- Even when we were together. - When we bought her a

puppy at three years old, my mom said she goes, "What's next?"

See, that's just Kourt. Scott is normally so consumed

about his own feelings and his own thoughts, and finally I

think he's being really aware of Kourtney's feelings, so I think

it's, like, a real sign of maturity that Scott just sent

her flowers and was respectful of her space, and chose to stay

home. Did you hear that Rob and Lamar

are hanging out again? When have you spoken to Rob

- last? - Last, I wrote him and

I said, "I love you," you know, and "Be good."

Caitlyn texted me yesterday and said all she does

is try to reach out the Rob, and Rob doesn't respond.

It's like, well, I don't talk to Rob either.

That must be hard for you though because, I mean, he

went from living at your house, never leaving the house for

years, and now all of a sudden, like...

weird.

- Oh, thank you. - Can't wait to take

- a little nap for an hour. - You did?

I need a... no, I need a little, I need a

- little... - A little nap?

Just a 15 minute, or, you know...

My heart's still pounding from the helicopter.

- Why he mad? - He's annoyed that I

didn't see him perform. I feel so bad, I feel so guilty.

The one thing I was out here to do, I missed.

- So today was my fault. - For what?

- What happened? - I think he thinks, like,

"Kourt and her friends are coming, and they'll just hang"

out. Like, we might see them, but,

you know..." But now it's like, "Oh, babe, I

might see you." You know?

Like, we flew all the way out here for him, and I did say from

the beginning, my number one priority is the video.

Usually, I have my together, so I'm... just really

kind of disappointed in myself. And I just... I don't know what

- the right thing to do is. - I'm not going from "A"

to "Z." I need to talk to Rob first.

Rob and I just need to have a private conversation and just

have a talk and let's hash things out so we could just move

on and get out of this awkward space.

So do you think we're getting some northern

- lights action tonight? - I pray.

Whoa.

People fly to Iceland just to see the northern

lights. It's not guaranteed that you can

see them, but we're hoping, hoping, hoping that we will get

- to see them. - Wow, that is un...

- that's beautiful. - The wine is over

there, guys. I double dog dare one of you to

jump in.

- Is this the wine? - Yes!

Guys, is there a chance that we're gonna see some

- kind of colored sky tonight? - Nope.

- Zero? - Zero chance.

- Where's the moon? - The moon's, like,

fully covered. Even though it was hard to leave

the kids, I'm glad that Kim and Kanye, you know, took me on this

adventure with them. Kanye.

Here, I feel like you'll like this.

- It's, like, hot red wine. - Nah, I'm okay.

- Okay. - Kim! You're not

- waiting for me? - Okay, I'm getting in the

car. You want to get in the car?

Yeah, I'm down to go in the car.

Okay, a quick toast.

- Where's Kim and Kanye? - They went in the car.

They went on the bus?

They're the worst people to travel with!

- The Wests suck! - I feel bad.

Today was a mistake. I'd love to, like, come to the

studio. I do feel so bad about missing

the video. We have one more night here, so

I just want a night of the two of us alone and I really do want

to see how the video is going and I just want to do what I can

- to make up for it. - We made it to

Iceland, but we didn't make it to the northern lights.

But our northern light is you, tonight.

- Happy birthday, Kourtney. - Oh, my God.

Khloe, look who I

found!

Hey, Khlo.

Long time no see. This is kind of awkward, just

having, like, Rob and Lamar walk into the theater like nothing

has happened.

Khloe, look who I found!

Long time no see.

This is bangin', you know?

- Smell it. - Oh, that's...

- That's gross, Lamar. - Are you trying to do

- something funny right now? - No, no, I'm trying

to get you to smell it. Smell my cologne.

You smell really good.

- You like it? - Yeah, I do.

I am so happy that Rob is finally willing to talk, but

it's super awkward at first. Very awkward.

We need to get over this initial moment.

Anyway...

The smoking still going good for you?

- I mean, you know... - Sounds like it.

I felt like something was in my throat.

It's called nicotine. I mean, he's already out

drinking; that's what he was doing all last night.

See, this is what we were talking about the other day

when you said why I don't call Khloe?

- Yeah. - It's 'cause a simple

conversation could turn into a... a crazy...

You guys... Oh, my God, I swear.

- Like, I don't really know. - What?

What's the point of this?

Um, do you want to go out with Rob, soon, to dinner?

- And Blac Chyna? - No, that's not part of

the plan. It's not Blac Chyna, too.

- Why not? - No. 'Cause I'm not

going from "A" to "Z." I need to talk to Rob first.

Rob and I just need to have a private conversation and just

have a talk and let's hash things out so we could just move

on and get out of this awkward space.

I think we should all get dinner together, or hang out

here at the house. Drink.

- No. - Get... no.

- Agua. - Mm-hmm.

No, but seriously, we should all definitely do

- something. - Yes, Rob, I would love

to do that... with the two of you.

Yeah, maybe just the two of us.

I get it. It's cool.

Good. Rob and I have a long way to go,

but I want my relationship back with my brother, so I don't

know. This is off to a good start.

You're just gonna keep eating

- this candy, huh? - My blood sugar's low.

No, it's not. That's the problem.

It is, I can tell how I feel.

- You're like a child. - That's disgusting.

He's just a slob. Lamar.

- Damn. - Put that on there.

Oh, my God.

Ooh. Iceland was fun.

- Did you have a good birthday? - Yeah, I had the

- best birthday. - I was definitely, like,

- a place to remember. - And Simon and

Jonathan are always fun. So much fun.

Wait, so where did you guys go last night?

We went to the studio. He had to record a song.

Did anyone else go, or just you two?

No, he just wanted me to hang out.

But I thought the trip was really fun.

- Um... - I loved the Blue Lagoon.

- That was, like, the best. - Yeah.

Do you guys want to feed some animals?

- P, want to go on a pony ride? - Uh-huh.

P's going on the pony. Want to go, Mase, or no?

- No. - All right.

Be careful with her. She's a special one.

Yeah, P! You look pretty up there.

I told Kourt if I'm not going to be with her in Iceland, at least

let's all do something together when we're home and I planned a

little getaway at Underwood Farms and hang with the kids,

laugh a little, kind of have some kind of memory to go back

to. How was Iceland, by the way?

- Amazing. - What did you do there?

We went to a tomato farm.

You had to go to Iceland to go to a tomato farm?

I definitely wanted to be there and it was just one more thing I

didn't want to miss. I mean, it's difficult being not

together with someone you've been with for so long and

somebody that you're still close friends with, and I guess this

is just one more thing that, you know, you gotta get used to.

Ready for the cow ride, guys?

Okay, I'm going in, um, Molly Moo.

Scott, which one are you going in?

Can I drive the tractor?

No, there's no way that you're not getting in it.

I can't get in this thing.

Yeah, you can. I squeezed my butt in.

What... Are you... My legs don't go in here.

There's a bigger one, look.

God... Oh, this is like, oh...

Yeah! Living the dream.

American Airlines, all

the way up front. Living the dream.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

I have to do Fergie's video about M.I.L.F.$.

What's going on with the stalker?

He's out of the psychiatric ward.

He didn't just get released, he escaped.

Kylie needs a wake-up call.

- What's on my car? - I did an interview for

GQ. I've had it with people

blatantly treating my husband a certain way and making him look

a certain way and I'm gonna say how I feel.

He really did want to do the right thing.

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