All language subtitles for Just friends vo (2018)

Yes, what's up? Haven't you forgtten something?
Maybe, I never forget anything.

Oh yes, Mother's Day.
Hitler invented Mother's day.

Says who?
Grandma.

Well, Grandma says so many things.
Will you be there, on time?

Yes, Daddy is not going anywqhere.
Good, I'll get Moon now, and see you there, okay?

I'm going to get Moon now and
then I see you there, agreed?

Aaah!

Goddamn.

Ma?

Ma?

Do not touch me!

Ah, you thought, will he be there?

Have you ever been there once before?
With a flower for his birthday?

Well?
No.

He was different as your father. How come?
He loved you allways. It was your husband to?

Well, not just to me.

Now, I think so, after paying for 10 years.

Ah, you have just paid that
money from his legacy.

Oh, yes, and now I profit again, and
you also? Joris Never-enough.

She's right.

For the formality.

0421. That's him.

Mr. Gerlof Wierijn.

Yet?

Best again a moment, huh?
Jesus, a moment.

Moon, look, I've got exactly
the same, next to my bed.

It is true, is exactly the same.
Those with a diamond.

Mom, let it be, sarcasm is also a cry for
help. -Goh, what nice spell on the wall.

Sometimes, people often want a remembrance ring.

A ring?
Filled with the ashes.

In that ring?
Sometimes, children want a tatoo with the ashes.

Is that possible?
Everything is possible.

Can we go, right now? Moon?

Do you always have to be so stupid?

Joehoee! We almost forgot the most important
thing! -Well, I do not take that thing.

Well, nice. You're not sure?

Over my dead body. He's yours
now, work it out together.

Please.

Hey, ma, look, that packaging is exactly
the same as your liquor store uses.

Okay, I'm going to darling. Kiss.

Are you going to live on yourself.
As if she can do without me.

Shit, wait. I still have to check out!

Hey! Wake up.

Goddamn it, what did you swallow?

Too much GHB, vodka lime, a joint.
Do not swallow, just suck.

He can, hey, Yad?

Joehoe!

Lost son! -You have my number right?

Dutch Profiterole?
Your favorites, no?

Jesus, Mom, when I was six, yes.

Jesus' name is not misused.
Duidelijk.

Honey, you're going to waste your life, this way.
You wanted to study medicine so badly.

Mom, you wanted that.
What's this!

Mom, please. Here we go again.

Yes, yes, there we go again!

Ankie, I have to hang up. I'm going
to take to his room, he is home again.

Temporary. Yes, okay, bye!

Yes, bye. This is my room!

Oh, a Mother's Day present?
Stay away, that's mine.

Hey hello, habibi. -How are you?

Good. -How is going with your
book, finally finished?

Yes, well, almost.

This summer. -Yes, this summer.

Hey, room thief. -Hey, party animal.

Yuk, do not do it!

Give me a try?

Nice right? -Fat.

Here, come?

Yes, that's nice.

We're going to do our own laundry here
and we're going to pay a fee, okay?

Hey, Ankie. Say, do you like chocolate creamcake?

Namaste, brother. -Namaste.

Can I teach here again?
Sorry, I have no room.

I can put you on the list,
as a substitute.

Curlyhead! -Yes, cool man, thank you.

Hey, Fientje!
Yes!! You're back!

Yes, back at the start. -Aah dude,
Amsterdam is so overrated.

Amsterdam is fantastic.
Well, to be tue, you were more than lost....

At most a little wappie.

Go surfing!

I have to find a job. - That is still
possible tomorrow, curlyhead.

Well, welcome home, Dad.

Cozy.

Hey. Hey.

Not so much weights is much better, okay.

Hey, granny.

Yes, okay. I will go to the supermarket.

Yes, yes, I know. I know.
Appie is a scammer.

So it is only cleaning. No
nurse and no shopping.

You know you earn 14.50
euros per hour? Gross?

Okay. Well, you can start right away.

In case of problems always call
me. This is my number.

Thank you.

Do you have more addresses?
Like thios one?

Yes, five.
Definitely all old buggers, am I right?

Well, if you only knew.

I have just started.

Where do you actually come from?
- From home.

Yes, as if I didn't know that, funny-man.

No, I mean: Where was your cradle?
- At my parents.

Funny-man, you are Jewish for sure.

There is also something about that Israel,
huh, awful. Half the world is on fire.

With all those assholes everywhere.
People never learn anything.

Is that you? -Yes, and
Sasha, my girlfriend from next door.

She was my girlfriend. We
always played together.

Hide and seek, and playing "shopping' and stuff.

I did the checkout. We got
half a cent from my father.

That whole family. In ONE
night, on transport.

I'm still hearing those army vehicles.
And those boots.

Never saw her again.

What did you study? -Medicine.

Stopped. I now give surf lessons.

Madam, anything else I can do?
Well, stop saying madam. Just call me Ans!

Mrs lives at Soestdijk. -Soestdijk
has been empty for a long time, Ans.

There he is! My sweet monkeybutt!

Your what?

Man, you look like a gorilla!
Still swallow that powder?

She from 'Radar' says you can get
cancer from it. Better eat a banana!

And again, that swindler?
- Hey old Jodokus.

How is he doing now, okay?

Oh God. Troubles again, at home?

Yes. Ah. We picked up Dad.

May God save me, that urn?

Should have left the man there. Ash is ash.
Your father is living here.

Yes, but Ma did not want to pay anymore.

Chocolatemilk? -Yes, nice.

Boy, she will allways be your mother.
That 'll never change.

On the inside, you know.

She has her tits filled up again
by that bungler. -O, oh, o.

Is Paula there? -No. I already told you.

They ruined her hip at the Flevo hospital.

So she is at home. She hasto live with her
crutches and can't work any more. Got a new Paula.

Sooo, so are you sweet monkeybutt?

Yad. -Joris.

Yad gives surf lessons. -Yes I know. -O.

Yes, you told me, right? -Who? Me?

He just started working here.

Wouldn't you like it? Surfing?

Honey, could you cut my hedge?
Because my gardener is lying in bed, hernia.

That woman next door is starting to nag.
That woman is giving me a headache. -Yes that's OK.

Have to say, you have asporty grandson.

That stupid working on those devices nowadays.
Everyone is messing around with his body.

Yes, unbelievable.

Joris.

Joris.

Jammer.

Say, everything okay, dear? -Oh yeah.
I buy a new one.

No, don't.
Just put a new cable on it.

Kiss you.

Kiss you.

Sturdy, that motorbike.
That old bitch? A legacy from his father.

Lately he is not in such a good shape.
Joh, I didn't notice it.

Didn't notice it, he says!

Do you like that? -I find
witty, nothing of noticed.

Sjaan. Carefull, your eyes may drop out.

Nothing noticed.

It's just me.

That is realy strange. Because I'm
sure I said I did not want it.

Yes, I know that for sure!

Yes. You know, we're talking about
this later. I will call you back.

Okay, bye.

I have got a job. Cleaner.

Cleaner! Jeez, Yad.

Social interior carer for elderly people in
need of care. -You are wasting your life.

Please mom, I'm 26.
Yad, none of my children will be a cleaner.

Go study. -Just like your sister. Understood.

Cleaner, seriously?

Studying, seriously? -Give back.

I'm going to take a shower!

I understand why ma does not need him.

I understand Dad, he was cheating.
She once was deeply in love with him, you know.

Really, he just needed more than just ma.

Do you miss him? -Once in a while.

But he's here.

Otherwise, have a tattoo. With his ashes.
Mama does not have to know.

I'm going to take surfing lessons.

What did you say? With your
sense of balance for sure?

Do you remember earlier with roller skates?
You lost two teeth.

Just go to such a fun gay sport.
Get to know someone again.

Handbag throwing, or something like that.

Here, Mom does not want Dad home.
Maybe he can stay here in the attic? -No.

Just for a short time. -No.

Well, these are, uh, less black. Something like that.
- You are a top chef, you know.

Hey Moon, didn't you planned to stop smoking?
Didn't she promise Bartje, didn't she?

Moon, really! -Yeees.

I think my little stinky
dinkie should be changed.

Is he laughing?

Bartje, thank you. -Going already?

Yes, it was fun. -Oh okay.

Well bye. -Ciao.

You want to use your bankcard? -Yes.

Check.

Hey, do you have to? -Yes, have to.
For your personal pass, you understand?

Oh, sorry.

Who will be my teacher?
- From me, why?

I just have to think about.

Okay.

Hey Ans, your sweet monkeybutt is here!

Hey, sweet monkeybutt.

What are you listening to?

Yes, what, what are you listening?
- Spotify.

Yes, duh, what kind of music?
- You would not know that.

Then you do not know me.

Julian Stevens. Fat.

Very emo that guest, hates his parents fucking much.

Yes, duh. That has really stood in
everywhere. It was fucking scum.

When I was three...

three, maybe four, they
left me at the video store.

Yes.

Heavy shit. -Yes.

May I? -M-hm.

Bon Iver. Fat.

Whose is this?

Beautiful. -Yes.

I'm going to follow you. -Follow me?

Yes, on Spotify. -Oh yeah.

Cool. -Cool.

Do you feel like eating tasty
eels from Kees? -No, gadver.

What! What kind of Dutchman are you?

Not just a cable? -No.

How much is this bitch? -Nothing.
Already for your birthday.

Hey, do I get your number?

06-24552961.

06-2455...

Forgot your keys again?

Arteriosclerosis, Mom, I have to ring
every time, you said that last time.

Take your Shoes off, you may step on that poor
cat. With those murder weapons.

Ma, I'm going to discuss your birthday.

That 'Radar'-woman recently said, those
things can explode spontaneously.

That is all fake news.

God save my soul.
Are you distroying my antique furniture?

These old stuff, ma, really?

Why no go to a nice furniture store.
Never, even if the pay me.

No, I do not need a showroom.
Here, you can live.

I pay. Money is not a problem.

Will you be staying here?
I have my housekeeper.

Oh, do I disturb you again?
Saint Paula is there.

Paula, I'm leaving soon!

Ma, 80 years, you have to celebrate!
- I do not have to do anything.

Must is pressure, crying is a child's song.

See!? Jamie Verheijen, from Ouderkerk.
He is such a great chef.

Or this one. Soigne, in Bussum.

They have stars. Is really a very special
interpretation of French cuisine.

Child, I really do not the least interest in all
your shit, with three rows of cutlery.

Even though they had 12 Mussolini stars.
- Michelin, ma.

That's what I meant. Pooh.
Just give me a croquette from Dobben.

Do I hear croquette?

Are you going to bring in refugees already?
- Simone, just do it!

This is my new Paula. -You are the
daughter. I have heard a lot about you.

Yad.

Yad is a really great guy.

Don't you read newspapers, ma? -He
is not a refugee. He is Jewish.

And that makes me a Mongolian? -O, I
thought Spanish before. With sun-tinted skin.

Are you okay?

You did store all your
valuables safely, did you?

Give me your key! I need your key for him.

Oh yeah? -Yes.

And who is going to pick you up when
you are in the shower with a stroke?

Or with a heart attack in bed? Or with
sciatica or do I know a lot? He, mayby?

Could not care lesss. We all gonna dead, once.

Just let it be. I have a spare key.

Hello, Simone. -Day, Paula.
From 'some plave far away'.

Isn't it fun having a daughters? -Well, as if
mothers are always great fun to be with.

What ever it is, it is such a pity. It
used to be such a nice girl!

Oh, and a sense of humor! Now it's
just a piece of plastic. With a cone.

O.

Joris? -Yes?

You knew, already? That grandma
has a new help. Such a Muslim type.

You don't do something like
that in these times? No, she does.

Boy. With such an old person. Can it be possible?

Maybe he is very nice to grandmother.
- Nice, my ass.

He will soon empty her entire house.

But we can not say anything about that.
Because then it would be discrimination.

Nowadays everything is discrimination.
In the meantime living of my taxes.

That's Dad's money. -O, well,
what's the difference?

He has a job!?

What's up with you? There
is something about you.

I have to be in the shower. - You should
not mess around with your body that much.

Ha! Says who?

Who is it from? -My mother.

Where are we going? -Just you wait.

Woeh!

Driving needs two hands!
Driving needs two hands!

Eyo!

Why did you come back?

Amsterdam was too nice.
Study was too boring.

'Too' is never good, says your grandmother.

And you? Do you do an education?

No. Not currently.

And what does your mother think of that?

My mother?

Do you have a good
relationship with her? -Mwah.

Are you still going back to Amsterdam?

No.

Amsterdam is so overrated.

Look! It's like a dick.

Jesus. Gay.

Manke Nelis? -Yes, that man
had a wooden leg. Hence.

I danced on that music with Jan. Just
before he went to heaven.

It already 15 years ago.

Was a good man, though. But if I had
cooked diner, he never said anything.

Then I said: Jan, does it taste a bit?

And then he said: If it had not
tasted, I would have said it.

That kind of man, he was.

O God, that poor cat is almost at his live's end.

I told to that woman
at the veterinary clinic:

I do not want any agony for that animal.
Promptly she sprays him full of expensive junk.

Ans,

we're going to Mokum sometime? -Who, us?

Well no. At my age.

No? -No.

No. No.

Well... No. Well...

Yes? Well...

Oh, just as we talk about him.

* This is silence, with no one around you *

And you call that hard work?

Hey, I'm a social interior carer for elderly
people who need help. -Say, beware, you know.

Great guy, your new boyfriend.

* Because crying, you only do that *

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bye! -Day.

Will you be careful, all these deseases nowadays?

Oh, did that 'Radar'-woman say something?

It's just me.

Tell. Are you in love?

You can not be serious.

I think he is a bit ordi. -How so?

Look.

That can not be Yad, it is very wrong.
- Will it be okay?

What do you think mom is going to say?
"You're not my son anymore."

Do be such a fucker?
Mama will certainly accept him.

She? Never. She hated Leo also.
She also utterly broke that.

Just send him a heart. He is super cute.

He does have a bit of
stupid clothes, but...

Heart. Now!

This was the last construction
project of my father.

Beautiful.

He never could finish it.
He got a heart attack.

And my mother got a lot of
money from the insurance.

How old were you when he died?
- Eleven, and a half.

Do you miss him?

I heard you wanted to sign
up for a surf lesson.

Yes that's right.

And do you really want to surf, or was it an
excuse to be with me? -No, I think it's nice.

Yes? -Yes.

Yes? -Yes.

It can't be that difficult?

It all goes well!

I can not do this. -Can not is dead, your
grandmother says. I'm going to help you.

Not so angry.

Goes well.

Stand up, I'll keep it.

Find your balance.

Yes, look for your balance.

Yes, is it?

Take it, and easy.

Easy, easy! Use your weight!
I am holding you.

Not from your back, from your knees. Yes?

And this cute little ass forward.
From here. Do you feel?

Yes, now I feel it.

Hand in the back, put on, put on the sail
until it is completely tight. And then tack!

What is that?

Right and left do not exist on the water. You
only have the sail in relation to the wind.

Well done. Very well.
Really a little talent, isn't he?

What am I supposed to do with him?

Yes, your mother will ask that also.

He is so sweet. -Me too!

And fun. And fucking sweet. -Yes!

You do not have a dick, my sweet titty!
- O cunt, is that it!

Yes, cunt, yes. -I already
thought: What do I still miss?

Well done!

I can take over a few lessons! -Chill.

You like that, teaching?
Man, if I could, I would take over the whole shop.

You have to tack!

Right and left does not exist on the water. You
only have the sail in relation to the wind!

I did not do that at all.

Do you find me stupid?

No.

We've known each other for a while now,
right? I thought: Maybe I can treat you.

At a dinner or something.

If you want.

Yes, I want that.

Do you know The American Diner? -Yes.

OK. But then all the way. -Deal.

What a weird outfit. -I have a date!

Just behave normal! Say, are
you stoned or something?

Are you sober or something? -Sorry,
sorry, honey. Mum says sorry.

I'm going. To my friend. And it does not
Matter at all to us what you think of him.

But I just got food from
the caterer, honey.

Small children become big, mommy.

Yad, I have an appointment with
the loco at the town hall.

Which will I weare, what do you think?
This, or this, what is a good taste?

Usually you do not like my taste at all.

Work, dirty. Friends, below my level.

Well, Leo, that was nothing.

Is this one, again nothing then?

Oh, is this him? -Sorry?

Did I know long ago, I'm not crazy.

So what?

What? -What do you think about it?

Do you want to hear my opinion?
- Yes, please.

I would not do it.

Just go, wearing your slip dress, ma.
Delivers more subsidy.

Yad!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Hey boy! Do you know how much time this took?

Handsome man.

Difficult man. Just be carefull.

Hey, guys. Look.

Look. They are filthy, dirty fagots, aren't they?
- Fagots, fagots.

Mister halal, blink, blinker, blinker.
LAUGHTER

Sure enough, these are
filthy, dirty, fagots, or not?

Gay.

Hey, they do not like pussies, do they?

Leave it, Joor.

Sorry.

Sorry, honey.

Gay.

That thing on your shirt, what's written there?

Coq, girls, do you know
what that means? Coq?

Coq means dick, ladies. You
are completely wrong here.

There just has to go a cock in there.

There just has to go ao cock in, jut has to go
a cock in. -Fagot, just go leave us alone!

Yad, wait! - Was that really necessary?

What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
What? Me?? Come on, man, they!

Those guests are really not important at all!

You have to deal with them immeadeately,
otherwise they will catch you!

You would do that also?

What do you think?
What you do is so fucking stupid.

How was it? -Good.

Yes, I hear it, yes.

We used to fly a kite. -Flying, in Israel?

Syria. -I thought you were from Israel.

No, Syrie. Do not bother
me where you come from.

That sounds stupid.

Yes, it does, where icome from?
That's what I meant.

What does your mother think of me?
- My mother?

Fascinating.

Well?
Didn't ask her.

Important is what we think?
Fuck her, she's crazy.

Shit.

How so?

Joris, this has eally nothing to do with you.

Oh, fine, it has nothing to do with me.
Now I am relieved.

I think you are beautiful and nice and sweet, but I have
just returned and do not know if I want to be here.

Maybe I'll leave again.

Look at us. This is not
going to happen, man.

I'm breaking up, man.

We can also just be friends.

Just being friends, and what may that be,
just being friends?

You're going to walk or something like that?

A showroom? -Yes.

A showroom with what? -Sanitary.

Leave me alone again.

Maastricht. What the hell.

Well, Dad, here we are.

Yad. -Hee. Can you help me for a moment?

I was looking for activities
for children.

Yad. Of the asylum centre, you know?

Suddenly I thought: What if you are
going to give them surf lessons?

Fun, just something with
water, not too difficult.

Good idea, I finally can do something useful
with my hobby. -Yes, exactly, that is what I mean!

Yes, useful, I mean for the children, because
here is water everywhere. For their safety.

Yes, indeed mom. Imagine, have they survived that
awful boat trip, they are still drowning here.

You know what? Just you go
to blow all day, right?

Messed up your education, well done!

And don't forget my terribly wrong friends!
O, yes, don't get me start to talk about them.

Where are you going?
I'm going to smoke.

Yad, Maryam, easy.

Mamma is not agry, just concerned about you.

Worried? -Yes.

I didn't have tissues, here.

What is this for crazy business?

Joris, I'm going to see Dr. Sevasani.
In Belgium, you know?

That may take a while.

Joor? Joris?

Joor!

Joor?

The new Paula.

Does Yad find me stupid? That is
an interesting question, Joris.

Oh, sweet boy. Hey? Yes.

Mummy's sweet boy, hey.

I'm not going to go to that scammer again.

Yes, I already told you, mega-buger.
Bungler.

Have you been drinking?
Yes and quit a lot.

You too?
I wish that was true.

Is it over?

What do you mean?

Come sit with your mother.
Come over here, honey.

It is better this way, honey. To much
difference between the both of you.

Differences?

Different? Like you and dad, right?

Your underwear is inside out.

You have Dad's buttocks.

Stay in the middle of the board and not too far
forward. Not too far forward! Because why?

Because otherwise you fall into it.
So why not? Otherwise...

You fall into the water. -Very well. Thank you.

Grab your paddle. Make sure
your right arm is here.

At shoulder height. And your
left arm at waist level.

Not lik this, but like this! Because?

You fall into the water.
- Very good, he understands.

I think I do not like it anymore.
- Yad, do you have a minute?

Go ahead, boys! Very good, get it right.

I think you better go home, okay? Yes?

OK. Yes, we're going on! Grab
your paddle, very well.

Just stand on the board.

Nice, that movie.

Ho!

Just one, you know.

Long time ago. The last time was with your dad.

THE HOST

So, strong stuff nowadays.

Hey, Grandma.

Yes, I am on my way. -What?

Jodokus is not doing well. -Oh, sweet Jesus.

Yad was with me this morning.
Was not feeling comfortable.

So yes?

Sweetie, quarrel occurs even in the best marriages.

Wedding? I'm not married to him.

We had no click at all. And he
does not even like that much, so.

Ahh. This cat's body is completely gone.

Even Blind Maupie can see that.

Do you have any special wishes?
Spcecial wishes?

Yes, more love between the people.

I mean burial or cremation. You
can choose a group cremation.

But he can also be cremated alone. Then you get an
urn with the his ashes. -No, no, no urn.

Death is dead, gone is gone. -You
want to leave him here? -Yes.

You've had a nice life with
me, do you, my big guy? Yes.

Do not want a new one? -And then?

At my age you no longer take new pets.

Well, come on, we're taking
a drink, big guy.

Well, cheers.

Grandma?

Was mom ever crazy about daddy?

Not only just her, half Almere. That
made her just just so stinking jealous.

Especially on that Belinda,
with that immense boobs.

Then your mother also started to do surgery.
But was she crazy about Dad?

More than that. Completely in love with him.

Ah, my sweet boy. Let me tell you this:
you cannot send love, love sends you.

You get that one on a tile, for your birthday.

Just go to him, look him straight in the
eyes. Instead of always looking on those devices.

He never wants to see me again. -I did
not get that impression otherwise.

Boy, never say never.

Ugh, just port for me. -You are
just like your mother.

Grandma, do you have any
pictures of Dad and me?

No, sorry, honey. I have nothing.

That is for me!

That is Ankie, or Fleur.

Ah.

I have to speak to Yad.
- Oh yeah? About what?

He is not at home.

He is gone walking. Surf. So.

So you don't like me?

You don't even know me.

Do that never again!?
So cowardly.

Jesus, what a rubbish.

Taste is something you can learn, ma.

Has this garment been laying in the abattoir?
It looks like a bloodbath.

Say, what happened to Gerlof's stuff?
Because that boy asked about it.

Do not interfere with my upbringing, ma.

As long as you keep doing that
way, I will have to.

That child craves for a bit of mother love.

Mother's love? Seriously, ma? Wait a second.

Where were you at that time,
when Gerlof was with Belinda...

Well? - Your father was just...

No, not that weak excuse 'your father
died'. He had been dead for two years.

Your own daughter was completely in the destruction
and you were nowhere. Mother's love, my ass.

Madam, you're not allowed to smoke here.

This is not smoke. This is very fake,
just like all that rubbish here.

So, now you hear someone else saying it.

It's from the storage shed.

It's nothing, just all old stuff.

Old stuff? -Yes, stuff.

Mess, your dad lp's.

You have been lying
to me all those years?

All those fucking years saying, everything
was gone? -I just saved everything for you?

I never do it the right way. -Never say never.

Hey, is he at home?

Do not you dare. Do not you dare!

So, it's your turn.

X-rated, X-rated. There it goes.

No!

Aah!

Aah!

Nice buttocks.

How did you get here? -Your mom.

This is my father.

Nice huh?

Aah!

Come here.

Sorry. Just go. -No, you go.

Sorry.

Are you dating now? Or, ehm, what is going on?

Yes. -Yes?

Memories. In 1943, I was also walking
here with my girlfriend, Sasha.

There were suddenly eight people in the
middle of the bridge. I was shocked.

Sudenly, one of those soldiers gave
me a piece of chocolate.

Of course, I had to beat it out of his paws, but
I did not dare. I thought that was scary.

So I walk on, with my chocolate in my hand,
in the direction of Kerkstraat.

Andin the Kerkstraat I finally dare to
look. Completely melted. From the nerves.

I did it anyway. Yes.

Well, guys, it's my birthday, my birthday!

The whole world is a complete mess,
but we have to keep smiling.

That's the ways.
It really is, isn't it?

O. I was a weird man. A very weird man.

But....

No, well, look at that!

Child, honey!

Congratulations Grandma!

These are for you. -O, what a bouquet.

I'm not dead yet, you know.
Well 80 years, is not nothing.

Come, croquette? -O delicious.
Damn, what a surprise!

* She will live long, she
will live for a long time

* She will live in the
gloria for a long time

* In the gloria

* In the gloria *

Hip Hip, hooray!

Hip Hip, hooray!

I become sentimental on my old days.

With all my heart, ma. My dear.

What a surprise, is not it?

Oh, boy, come.

Honey, you have to blow, you know!

Hey, cozy, hey, ma!

That boy is worth gold, that you have to know.

Is that so? -Yes. -Well, then
I'm going to sell him right away.

Ah, make us a nice dish of croquettes.
Let poverty get the plague.

Another gift? Really?

It is a tile. -Is it a tile, boy?

Well, I'm curious.

Love does not let itself
be sent, it sends you.

And that is the way it is. Yes, look at that.
Nice, isn't it?

Ah!

Easy now, dude.

Just kidding.

Hey old man, we go now.

Mom, for you to do the last honour.

He doesn't want to come out.

Papa has become a stone clog.
- What a rascal, isn't he?

Go, and help her. -Yes Yes.

Come, give it to me.

You're looking more and more like your father.
- And you're looking more like your mother.

My dearest, just to tell you...

but someone told me recently, you can
get cancer from those electric cigarettes.

I do not know who told me that?
That women from 'Radar.

No'. no. She from 'Kassa'! I am
not completely crazy.

Yes!

Woeh!

Yes, nice.

Yummy! -Ouch! -O, sorry.

Sorry.

Ouch, ouch.

Where are you going?

Translated from Teletekst into English.
First correction: MLH, March 2018