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yeah

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so beautiful

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hey guys you know what time it is it's

time to crank up the tans rack up it up

all the wine and make from 20 minute

meal oh and don't forget to come back

next Thursday for a special that's share

mine okay so this is this is on top of

your regular column yeah apparently

Molly's 20 minute Mills is getting

popular we do on the Omni recipes well

it's a mixture of old and new I figured

people would feel cheated if I just

rehash the Lukaku

go on air and try them

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what the habanero is really good right I

have an arrow I don't know buddy

I love you like spicy food Ramona that's

not spicy that's thermonuclear how is

this even remotely fresh food

no pepper will wake you up more than

coffee will you two states the milk can

we get a glass of milk please

these you're so cute it's disgusting

yeah that's why we're getting married

ooh speaking of which Molly I need to

know for sure if you want to give up

your plus-one cuz I gotta get the

caterers the numbers tomorrow please I'm

your maid of honor you know I'm just

gonna be busy granting every wish or do

they love you but I'm just saying if you

want to bring someone if that someone

you're talking about is Dylan then no

she's talking about Dylan I am I like

Dylan I think he's super sweet he is

super sweet but he's more into motocross

than he has been a boyfriend actually

all those months on tour paid off you

just landed a presto sponsorship where

she's big what well maybe now that he's

successful whom about a great do puns

what I'm serious Molly one of you needs

to move it's kind of weird

maybe next are your eggs well it's not

gonna be me I mean he's the one who's

gone all the time plus I've moved on

it's just the guys I mean online what

about him no one matches their profile

you know they'll why like my ex Angie

sickness no we're online dating marine

uh-uh you are not allowed to give up on

dating I'm not giving up I just want you

I do

I just wanna make them in the

old-fashioned way no romantic in person

there's just one problem with your plan

there's no reason for strangers to even

talk anymore what I mean look around

sad

good luck girl

Thanks

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Dylan hey how are you hey Dylan I uh you

okay ah yeah

all good yeah right as rain I heard the

alarm right I thought you were out of

town

um I should just got back a couple days

ago and your your cookie uh I'm trying

you know how that goes I didn't know you

used your stove one step at a time yeah

you know the new owners ex just redid my

bathroom yeah it's sick are you serious

they're still working on my place

so far they've taken the handles in my

kitchen you know the vintage ones you

still love those you didn't

yeah they add so much character I guess

out with the old and in with the new

right

yeah something like that

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well welcome back we'll see you around

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see recipes recipes know what I I gotta

clear my head

yes

hi do you think a good water please sure

here's your car thank you

your water thank you have a good day

okay recipe number nine here I come Oh

something maybe something Cajun and

inspired

welcome to the computer clinic Thanks

how may I help you I think my computer

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let's not issue a death certificate just

yet what happened um I spoke coffee all

over it that's probably our number one

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turnaround times in the business I doubt

you're gonna find anyone faster

okay do your magic I need the computer

oh thanks I'll call you when it's ready

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with only nine more recipes to go and

about an hour per recipe that's

Oh God start grading

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uh hi can I get two habanero tacos

please Thanks those need a warning label

you know do they your mother makes your

favorite for you

oh no I I can't eat these my stomach's

in knots

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hey have mine I haven't touched my

promise

thanks for having our tacos I guess

that's very this is a very kind try them

before you thank me

Thanks Oh ma'am Wow I'm impressed

most people have to tear out their

tongues right now you know I I can feel

it I just uh

pepper tastes so good Ching

you're not wrong you know these do need

a warning label but not for the spice I

feel an addiction for me already yeah I

am pretty soon I'm gonna be moving to

the kitchen I practically live here

already

save a space for me by the stove I'm

helpless against these tacos thank you

cheers to new experiences tears

where it is that down

hey Dylan you scared me didn't mean to

scare you

yeah you looking looking for this yeah

weren't you also I found on the stairs

this morning when I came to drop off the

box full of your stuff for my place

which I know you've been asking for

forever and you know I've been out of

town I know

and it was I mean since I'm here do you

wanna hang out tonight

mmm catch out I'm sorry I have a

deadline right

yeah Molly's the Molly's food yeah

exactly

cool well thanks for dropping us off can

I join

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Molly she's about to lose it Moll sorry

I'm just finishing one more sentence

so what do you think I'm gonna meet my

deadline 5 p.m. today oh my god you are

so lucky I am NOT a bridezilla I'd be

stomping down Tokyo right now why she

was asking about the dress it's the

rarest of creatures a genuinely

beautiful bridesmaid dress

the writer speaks yeh I'm sorry I know

I've been a little single-minded lately

with this deadline a little do you think

seriously I managed to schedule this

fitting around 2 separate investigations

hello

our technicians were able to repair your

computer in less than a week you're

kidding my computer's ready I'll be

right there thanks Molly

hello oh my gosh wait Molly

miss Hoyt thank you so much I'm never

letting coffee near you again you're a

lifesaver

just part of the job now be careful out

there thank you

I'd have fun of your friend's wedding

excuse me

all right I saw it on your cake pops

video oh right no thank you

that's amazing me right 20 minute meal

convert that's great thank you

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sorry I'm late Caitlin is had to pick up

my laptop and no no it's fine it's fine

you're on Molly time what well you know

you're my favorite but you're always

late it's fine

your work is so good I couldn't care

less all right I pulled up your article

just making a few last-minute changes

changes it's 99% awesome

Jackson will mock it up gay the proof

tomorrow perfect traffic's really

spiking because of the ad there's real

appetite out there for these kinds of

recipes appetite you see what I did

there I didn't even mean to say it

he's from working here yeah food on the

brain all the time all the time

Jazmin get me something with chocolate

or Scotch you got so we're good although

sir I'm gonna need another 20 recipes 20

when you'll have oodles of time three to

four weeks three to four weeks

there's a really good reason though

what's what's the reason I can't say

anything well no now you have to tell me

you don't all right all right I'll tell

you

corporate wants to do a Molly app what

mmm I shouldn't have said anything

cause like a real phone app available on

all platforms Apple Android you name it

with me you Molly of Molly's 20 minute

meals soon to be available on phones

everywhere look what makes a man I know

now go do something fun get out of here

why I was gonna start working on those

recipes wrong answer

but honey look at me you don't wanna be

me don't burn yourself out working too

hard okay trust me doing something fun

for yourself has nothing to do with work

Oh God got it

now return strenuous activity could be

harmful free

oh I'm so sorry no okay hey what'd you

write um you know the other night yeah I

sure was spicy tacos right yeah new

experiences that's my motto

mine too let's make it official

malli ice machine are you new to the

neighborhood new to the city just moved

here from Seattle Oh what brought you

here uh I was hoping to see a little bit

of Sun before I died that end mostly a

new job oh well very good reasons I

can't afford a blemish on my character

but not my claws that's from uh from

Laura with Vincent Price I love that

movie nobody knows that line that's

crazy

no I know I've probably seen it like a

dozen times so you're no orphan Oh dad I

am

give me a femme fatale perfect lighting

couple of murders nothing better did you

hear about the screening of out of the

past this weekend to restore print

you're kidding that that's another one

of my favorites yeah it's uh it's at the

the lakeshore theater I think it's

called that's a really cool theater well

I'm going at the risk of sounding too

forward do you want to join me there

no pressure you know it's just one film

noir bus to another yeah I I think I

will yeah yeah I just met a deadline and

I've been thinking of something fun to

do to celebrate congratulations thank

you seven o'clock sound good sounds

perfect perfect all right

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Oh how is your computer so much faster

than lying I only use mine for writing

use your Ezreal that crazy architectural

stuff come on I'm not sure about this

this is a little review than it is me

not at all

and it's my bridesmaids gift to you so

you're wearing it stop angsting over

that scar you're beautiful what do you

think about this I love it yeah well

it's not like I'm trying too hard it's

not trying to are as casual I think it's

perfect date look is this it is this a

date he's taking you to the movies it's

a date I'm going on a date yeah

the ending of the movie always kills me

twist like that or what make me love

noir me too

so what's the job that brought you to

Los Angeles what architects Oh so is my

friend Ramona what are you what are you

working on the Madagascar Hilton but

tell me more about your column oh well I

don't know it's a it's a twice weekly

feature for busy go-getters who don't

have enough time to cook dad sounds like

me I have to read that well maybe you

should well this is this is me it's

pretty high-tech it's just an old

building

oh yeah the new building owners are

doing a major innovation well

goodnight

goodnight

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Oh can you close that door and keeps me

pumping and opening yeah no problem I'll

be do you make it cute I know you should

have canceled these brunches cuz I am

about to burst out of my dress about the

guy how was the date oh my gosh you guys

it couldn't have gone better I find it

myself oh he was really charming it was

no lull in conversation at all so no red

flags no weird ticks no nothing I mean

we both like the same movies same music

same ice cream everyone likes ice cream

but okay you want to know what the best

part of the day was it was romantic you

know total opposite of Dylan well give

us details what about his family where'd

he grow up doesn't have any brothers

they need cute brothers germy good point

I don't actually yet I don't know where

he grew up or if he has family we kind

of talked about me the whole time that's

her or not because she met one of the

few guys that doesn't just talk about

himself

maybe so are you gonna see mr.

mysterious again I don't know what's the

proper protocol do I call text I'm about

to get married she just got divorced we

were wrong woman's ass yeah

come on you guys you gotta help me out

call yeah yeah he's focused on you he

seems like one of the good ones just

make sure you find out about him this

time I promise you I will pepper him

with questions next time I see him

detective okay you have my word

right

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oh my god I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry I your door was open Molly

hey is everything okay yeah no I heard I

heard a noise uh I'm everything's fine I

was just startled that's all Dylan

checks

thanks for checking things out done yeah

I'm right next door if you need me

we're good thanks

look I just came to drop something off

and I thought you were inside your door

was open

my door was open did you want me to you

know take a look just make sure nobody's

in there sure yeah come on Thanks thanks

so much

seems pretty quiet these health

anything's missing no my laptop is still

here my TV so weird it must be some

freak thing yeah yeah I guess no it's

good that you live in such a friendly

building neighbors who check up on you

that's uh Wow yeah that's uh Dylan he

and I used to date I see yeah now he's

just shows up whenever I come home yeah

why are those yeah never I said I

brought you something don't I

I should get going no wait till I open

an even sister an M for Molly yeah but I

don't know if I should oh no wait it's

not it's not a diamond or anything it's

I thought it would look great on you and

I love giving people gifts it's the

least I could do okay it's nothing

really I really hope you like it what do

you think I love it

okay me well yeah you probably got a lot

going on so I'll get out of your hair

let me just put this in the kitchen for

you oh it's that well there you go

so yeah hey um do you want to stay for

dinner yeah I don't want you to go to

too much trouble though no no it's it's

no trouble I put together recipes for a

living so yeah right yeah can I help

oh good are you at chopping pretty good

pretty good

yeah microwaving is my specialty but we

need

have a blessed day

it's the least I could do after such an

incredible meal compliments to the chef

so uh what'd you call this this is

Molly's chocolate crunch I can't even

remember the last time somebody cooked

for me yeah yeah I'm a I'm a single guy

I just popped from restaurant to

restaurant to restaurant this was so

good there's no wonder you want to new

media award how'd you know about that

well this little thing called Google

might have heard you googled me nothing

now you're impressive you know that no

no you are it consolidated media there's

got to be a tough thing to break into

it's like the New York Times of the

vlogging world

and lucky to have you

thank you

cherry okay right dessert

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oh yes yeah yes that is good mmm I like

I like how it's not too sweet mmm-hmm

there's no times I'm in the mood for too

sweet

then I go with baklava oh I love baklava

right and the best place in the world

for baklava is this place called testa's

you know about Tessa's yeah in Akron

Ohio

yes Wow I love that place I mean we're a

little weird to like but no no it's a

really cool City I I love it too is that

where you grew up it was more of a what

work thing hmm

so uh so where did you go

got you have the most beautiful eyes

thank you

so tell me tell me about yourself

what do you want to know everything

where'd you go up where'd you go to

school

tips Aileen

I I think you're perfect

you really don't like talking about

yours don't do you know what I don't

want

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that's okay

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jack-jack

jack-jack

oh sorry I was just about to clean that

up it's just red wine I hope you don't

mind that I helped myself to a glass I'm

gonna saw in the act I have been since

college

sometimes wine helps me sleep do you do

you need anything else no I'm good

you go back to bed I'll finish cleaning

up here and I'll join you in a minute

okay

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hey you good morning Hey

two sugars and a dab of half-and-half

thank you you got it that's exactly the

way I like it

I know how'd you know this is a little

embarrassing but I watched some of your

videos last night he mentioned it on the

blueberry coffee cake one Wow I'm glad

you watched that thank you

it's a little hot down um I'm glad you

stayed over last night

me too what uh what's this things hey

what happened

I am it was in the wrong place at the

wrong time it was a fight and I tried to

stop it

got really bad

I'm sorry

I mean you don't need to hide it from me

it's not it's not you it's I had a

boyfriend in college she said it was

said it was ugly

he was an idiot all that is is proof

that you went through something awful

and you came out stronger for it that's

it I never thought of it that way

you know what I think it's beautiful

just like you you are so beautiful

every single

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the honeymoon is in Switzerland

I love stol'n seriously all you need on

a honeymoon is a bed okay and not just

for that trust me after the wedding all

you have energy to do is sleep mm-hmm

not me I'm giving Aragon his toes we've

already been so amazing about letting us

have a party here oh well these aren't

for me

these are courtesy of the gentleman over

there well don't get your hopes up she's

taken but I am available just put it out

there on a third how about a hat

well you know you're my favorite

customer but no - Ramona - Ramona I love

you ladies and tamale and our new

experience

a stranger hi what-what are you doing

here not just let me stop by to add to

the festivities Ramona right ask me yo

congratulations I hope that's the good

stuff

thank you that is very thoughtful that's

just a little something to get the party

started

remember I told you he was doing the

Madagascar Hilton yes and that means he

worked for walkers and O'Donnell yeah

what do you think cute more shots from

your admirer seriously thank you for the

shots but you're welcome it's a goodness

a girl's party

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oh my god oh now I know why I want you

to take the day off

stay Abed I'd love to I mean you have

the most comfortable bed I've ever slept

in you're all places gorgeous and stay

I'll be back tonight

and I can't have a ton of work to do

clear my schedule for all of Ramona's

wedding stuff this week here try this my

patented hangover cure it tastes better

than it looks I promise what is it

tomato juice an egg parsley and a secret

ingredient a special soy sauce I used to

drink this in college yeah so did I my

my frat brothers used to make it all the

time hmm so something that I've been

wanting to ask you for a while oh yeah

what's that mean are you you seeing

anybody else

no why would you think that just you're

really hard to reach sometimes because

I'm hard to reach I'm just like being

around well why do you have your phone

off I turn it off if I'm taping a

segment or when I'm writing

it'll if somebody needs to get a hold of

you for an emergency or something we're

an emergency I am NOT a heart surgeon I

write recipes for a food blog are you

seeing other people is is that what this

is about no no that's not it I just I I

see how guys look at you and I don't

want else what oh damn it I'm really

blowing this aren't I

okay can I can I just be honest with you

for a second yes please I was supposed

to get married in April the 10th two

hundred guests the whole anyway Kiki my

fiancee I found out two days before my

wedding that she was cheating on me

that's

that's awful I'm sorry no um I'm sorry

um I shouldn't assume that you're gonna

do the same thing she did just because I

apologize

it's okay hey

I'm not seeing anybody else all right I

don't want to see anybody else I just

want to be with you okay okay

good yes that's all I want to I'm an

idiot a little bit just talk okay now

this this is not gonna work

don't leave it out but they're supposed

to match right yeah cuz that's what's

gonna kill her in marriage and a

mismatched centerpiece well I know

someone who divorced her husband over a

chicken bone thanks for that why isn't

your story she found it under the couch

what is disgusting oh oh no it's driving

me nuts is all these people trying to

RSVP at the last minute you're supposed

to do that weeks ago exactly I gave the

bartender's indicators the numbers

already Jack again yeah he's just

checking on me oh well he seems nice he

is I you know it's kind of crazy how

much we have in common

he's uh he's planning something

extravagant which honestly feels a

little like overkill because we've been

seeing a lot of each other you cannot

complain your whole problem with Donn

was that he wasn't romantic enough I am

not complaining I just I'm not used to

someone being so attentive hmm you call

it attentive I call it suffocating

what are you texture every five seconds

love or it's creepy okay oh no I am man

beast so swamped until after Ramona's

wedding okay miss Teeter

what just saying feel like we're gonna

be wedding prepping for you any day now

no you're not

we just met a few weeks ago it's it's -

really glad remember that

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with this ring I thee Wed with this ring

I thee Wed by the power vested in me I

now pronounce you husband and wife

you may now kiss the bride

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oh there you are

what are you what are you doing here I

brought this for you you left it at my

house I thought you might need it

because it's supposed to get really

chilly tonight yeah hey Ramon Wow you

came to the reception and just in time

for the sit-down dinner

Molly can I talk to you for a second

I'll have her back to you in just a

minute what the hell I already told you

we don't wiggle room for the milliner's

no no I didn't invite him I swear okay

so he just happened to know the address

and how to find you Molly I already told

you if we get charged on the overage I

know I know I wouldn't do that to you on

this day of all days oh you did Oh today

of all days you know what have fun enjoy

my party with your new boyfriend Ramona

Oh neckties the problem

no no it's it's fine I just came to

bring this to you I'll leave now

you uh you came all this way just to

bring me jacket yeah and thank God I did

you are just all goosebumps

call me later

yeah sure

I'll take this

you look like you need this honey Thanks

what's going on vana seems super upset

Erin I had to take her inside she thinks

I invited jack did you no of course not

I know how tight the numbers are well

don't worry about her everyone gets

upset on their wedding day

yeah but I will talk to her thanks but

that's not all this bothering you is it

how did you cop remember

right um I don't know I just jack coming

all the way here just to bring me this

jacket definitely strange and how did he

find the place I got lost and I had GPS

do you think you what never mind

no Angie tell me do you think he was

checking in on you like see a few

product aids I don't know

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he's been he's been kind of intense

lately because that's it I think you

need to take a few days to yourself and

tell them that you busy with work or

sake or something you think it along I

think it'll help give you a clearer

sense of what you want

do you feel relieved that you're not

with them word do you we look forward to

seeing him again

what's another date you look amazing in

June

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hi

hey beautiful what are you up to uh

nothing I just wanna go catch a

black-and-white tonight

oh I just started some laundry I have to

finish it before I leave tomorrow I have

a conference I tell you about that no

what is it it's a it's a food and

fitness thing um I'll be in San Diego

for three days

well how about you come over here when

you're done with your laundry I wish I

could but I have too much to do before I

leave sorry

what he loved

oh you know

nothing

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your recipes for the app need to be

formatted in several different ways no

problem

well it's trickier than it sounds I'm

gonna suggest you do about a dozen or so

you need to get that no no no okay

you're distracted sorry it's off you're

saying I need to reformat yeah all right

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okay here we go

and three two one action hi I'm Molly

thanks for downloading 20 minute meals

with Molly stop okay

we can edit that all out start again

go hi I'm Molly thanks for downloading

20 minute meals with Molly now fresh

dishes delicious

I'm sorry Kaitlyn I don't know okay

everyone just take a break don't go too

far

are you okay I've never seen you this

scattered I just really don't want to

blow this opportunity is everything okay

outside of work jack oh yeah I I'm just

taking a little bit of time away see how

I feel

well there's never anything wrong with

that so take a moment clear your head

get a glass of water or whiskey I'm

kidding

come back in and knock it out of the

park cuz I know you will

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the hell

hello

someone here

hello

oh my god

could you come over right now

yeah

hey ma what's oh thank you oh yeah

what is all this Jack did it I guess he

was trying to be romantic yeah

I he has a key to your apartment no

that's the thing I came home to this

wait you're telling me he broke into

your place and put all this here yeah

yeah is heerd this is crazy this is

insane

you need to break up with this guy no

wait I know I know

mucinex cold

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Molly I feel like I haven't seen you in

forever

welcome back

so how was the conference what did you

did you like my surprise I I know how

much you like romance

so what Jack I've been thinking

you've been thinking well you're you're

a really great guy

I don't think we're a good match I don't

agree we have so much in common we love

the same music we laugh at the same

jokes we listen to sale true we we have

a special connection Molly you know lies

nice Jack I

I don't know with the candles and the

roses I thought you liked roses I do but

you you broken in Monterey

hey it was romantic passionate yes it

yes it was but I'm not in a place for

that kind of intense relationship I

don't understand I can't be in a

relationship I have too much going on at

Milly like what

your job yes my job yes

they've moved forward with the app so I

have a ton of recipes to reformat and

new recipes to to start and if that's

not the point the point is I don't want

to be in a relationship if I can't be

there a hundred percent you know I

understand you do yeah I do

I just I want to be fair to you I can't

say I'm happy about your decision but

thank you for being very straightforward

with me I do appreciate that

this necklace it's it's beautiful but it

wouldn't be right for me to keep it no

no no no this belongs to you this is

yours no strings attached okay come on

please please wear it

please okay

okay

you know I got it for you special at

this state's sale for this very famous

food writer that she may have heard of

named MFK Fisher

that's my idol I don't know that's why I

thought it would be so perfect for you

you know

promise me you'll wear it okay and when

you look at it

don't let it remind you of a failed

romance just let it remind you of how

wonderful you are can you do that for me

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yes that's good goodbye Molly I won't

forget you

how's that get in there

well

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not again Dylan you've got to stop doing

that

10100 no nothing no never mind

hey listen thanks for coming over the

other night yeah of course I am I ended

up breaking things off Jack how'd it go

well uh as good as anything like that

could go I guess I'm a little on edge

you know kind of picked out you know I

could um I can install an alarm system

with sensors I just did it for my mom

it's super easy that's really nice of

you but I don't think I don't think

that's necessary

you never let anybody do anything for

you I'm offering seriously it's not a

big deal you sure yeah

tomorrow oh okay thanks great

all right so that is the last sensor

I already hardwired the panel downstairs

so you're good to go

cool I really appreciate this Dylan no

it's a couple years old but I should do

the trick

no Wi-Fi no hackers hey um thank you for

doing all this you're you're a really

good friend right actually wanted to

talk to you about that I don't know how

to say this why I'm sorry that I like

nachos and beer more than the hashas II

mean uh he's so she like yeah that and

uh that I fall asleep during

black-and-white movies but what I miss

you and I don't just want to be your

friend Dylan yeah

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if you do just want to be friends Molly

I'll try to be okay with that

just think about it okay

please that's all I ask

have a blessed day

better right

thank you baby no problem hey how's it

going take it uh hey no water please

sure thing he's sorry your cards been

declined

what no no it's only $3.00 water try try

that card again

sure

sorry still not going through uh are you

serious yeah thank that's impossible

there's something wrong with your card

reader I don't think so hey never mind

um I checked my account that's weird

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what no I didn't buy any of this $432 at

cratenbarrel

268 at Amazon miss Hoyt I'm sorry but in

reviewing your accounts these charges

fit your establish spending pattern

otherwise our algorithms would have

picked them up as unusual activity there

was another charge at cratenbarrel in

May for four hundred two dollars two

hundred fifty dollars at Macy's in July

these are fraudulent charges - I didn't

buy any of that those were not on my

account a week ago you're claiming that

months of charges just simply appeared

overnight yes I know it sounds crazy but

I don't know what else to tell you okay

well we've frozen your account

temporarily so there won't be any more

unauthorized transactions or overdraft

charges while we review your claims well

what about getting my money back

we return the money if we determined

that the charges were indeed fraudulent

okay and how do you do that through our

own investigation which takes how long

10 to 12 days 10 to 12 days all my

accounts have been completely drained

how am I supposed to get by without

money I'm sorry I was through more I

could do but my hands are tied at this

point great

what the

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it's pretty dead today huh yeah I've

never seen it like this right here you

are

hey hi how is the honeymoon short way

too short

Molly I said some stupid things

don't don't apologize it was your

wedding it doesn't matter I'm I'm sorry

you were right about Jack did you tell

her about the night at some thousand

roses so oh yeah you okay

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are you seriously asking me that right

now yeah you're a yelp review has turned

this place into a ghost town I don't

write yelp reviews you don't know check

it out

one star so disappointed in what used to

be my favorite restaurant brought a

group of girlfriends here we all left

with food poisoning must be a sanitation

issue I didn't write this someone's been

hacking my accounts yeah right it

it's a Molly review you're the only

Molly I know I love this place if it was

just your credit cards or your bank

accounts I say identity theft that

happens all the time but adding this

into the mix someone's coming after you

personally and you know who the prime

suspect always is

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Dylan we need to talk uh uh got your

9-1-1 text what's going on

you didn't have to do this Molly

traffic was already up on the site uh -

why the photos you didn't have to swap

out the photos I don't know what you're

talking about

oh my god how did that oh my god you

have great recipes you have a wonderful

on-screen presence you don't have to try

and drive traffic to your site with sexy

photos killing I I didn't do that maybe

it's my fault maybe I shouldn't have

told you how well the site was doing no

I was excited about this you're cutting

corners

you're behaving oddly I think you need

to take a leave of absence I I don't I

don't want to take it legal contacted me

after they received your last series of

recipes they found evidence of

plagiarism

what No three recipes from the joy of

cooking one from Mario Batali and one

deboned duck recipe from Julia Child

Julia Child I've made that recipe but I

would never submit it you know that I

don't plagiarize that recipe takes three

days to make someone's been hacking all

my accounts this is this has got to be

related take the leave of absence Polly

don't make me fire you

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you don't believe me do you right now I

don't know what to believe

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it makes sense to start with Jack

I knew something was off with him from

the very beginning didn't you say you

found him creeping around your house in

the middle of the night yeah I I just

don't see him having the skills to do

all of this well you don't know that you

don't know him period he never talked

about himself it looks at this house he

has money and if you have money you can

hire people with the skills to do

whatever you need I can't believe it

give him the benefit of doubt you know I

thought he was handling the break-up ah

hey hey you gave him the benefit of the

doubt because you're a good person yeah

we'll look where that got me

let's go

may I help you uh yeah is is Jack here

that's me

no I'm sorry I'm looking for Jack Newsom

yes I'm Jack Newsom

that can't be i detective Flynn LAPD

just be ready please oh yeah great sure

I didn't think the police would bother

to show up well it's my fault really I

called him and said there was a break-in

but nothing much was taken so I'm sure I

didn't end up high on the priority list

ladies where are my manners I'm sorry

please come in

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please make yourself comfortable

can I get you something to drink oh yeah

why should I take some water thank you

so what did it bring good happen well I

wouldn't call it a break in technically

the windows and doors were locked so

nothing was stolen huh just my most

expensive bottle of champagne other than

that things just seemed out of place you

know my wine glasses the books remote

controls oh my god what's wrong you're

an architect aren't you yeah working on

the Madagascar Hilton yeah I just got

back from Madagascar four days ago how

do you know this I was in this house

what yeah three weeks ago with my

boyfriend who claimed to be an architect

whose name was Jack Huston

and really blowing this huh

I was supposed to get married in April

the 10th two hundred guests

keke my fiancee I found out two days

before the wedding she just cheated on

me everything he told me was a lie wait

a minute the computer clinic when did

you take your computer here uh month and

a half ago so whoever did this must work

at the clinic and have access to

everything on both of your computers

Ramona if I give you my key card can you

please go to my place and get my laptop

yeah of course I can even take it to my

IT department we can just take you to

the station ask for two types of columns

and all exactly what to do

got it Angie I think it's time we pay a

visit to the computer clinic don't you

mr. white nice to see you tell me you

didn't spill coffee again no can you

tell you this is what is this about he's

a person of interest in an investigation

does he work here uh yeah it's Stewart

Weinbach he's like my best employee I

thought you were dating him but well we

were can you just tell us where is where

he is he went to lunch ran some errands

can you show us his workstation please I

don't know if I could do that if you

need a word I'll get one no need just

follow me

like I said all the tech employees are

at lunch right now but Stewart's

workstations right here Thanks oh my god

this is the same

oh my god I don't think that's don't do

that

he copied my harddrive techs are not

supposed to you learned everything he

could what I watched what I listened to

what I read and he made himself into the

perfect guy I think it really sick

I'll be right back

you got rid of the rose petals you got

rid of her lingerie but you didn't get

rid of all that yes it is and when you

told me you were going to San Diego I

could tell that you were selling her

apartment Julie with him of course you

do same thing I've always wanted all of

you Wow

I'm gonna get you Stuart's address yeah

yeah you okay in there

yeah yeah I'll be honest back

okay

I'll see you off right then okay

okay now we're gonna go out the back

right now

we're just gonna go for a little ride

honey we're home

don't do that again

please don't tell us we have to hurt the

ones we love don't put me in that

position

why why did you do it you said you had

too much going on to have a relationship

now you don't

what are we doing that Dylan

Dylan Dylan it's always about Dylan you

want him to install an alarm system

maybe and keep me out of your place

didn't they keep me out of here just

talking about

oh my god Dylan no please pick up first

chance you get you go to him what you do

you let him kiss you please please

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Jack

thank you I know you choose me let's

make sure we don't get interrupted

please check on

about him now I can reopen this scar I

don't want to please don't mention

promise

see learning all about you was really

the key once I got into your computer I

knew I could be everything you wanted

everything you needed your hard drive it

showed me the way like a like a road map

it revealed everything you liked and I

knew I could give it to you I'm gonna

treat you so well I'm gonna make you so

it's so happy I promise you've been

waiting for me all your life you just

didn't know it but I'm here now

and you are never gonna regret I'm

choosing me I'm gonna take such good

care of you

I'll be together forever cheers to our

new life together

drink

turn your life

see I knew you'd come around no Molly

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oh this is so good okay hold that

thought

watch this now I know a lot of people

don't believe in romance but I do you

know and you deserve romance Molly so

I'm gonna give it to you I'm gonna give

it to you every day for the rest of your

life not here I want to show you

something

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I want to show you something - okay what

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why don't we go to bed and not get out

for three days let's take a bath first

it looks amazing

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you look amazing I wish there was room

in there for both of us

there's not

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and if you guys just hit that top right

button it'll take you to them all these

tips so trippy if they were going to

tell you we ran into a group it's what's

already Laurie has yeah I can't believe

it's gone international dual sixteen

thousand people have downloaded it do

you get money every time someone

downloads that no but I got a promotion

and I'm starting another call in June

you know what I love the fact that I

literally have a mini moley in my phone

right now you all do these are for the

guest of honor

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thank you so much for removing that

review I'm so glad my editor had a

connection I mean I would have done

anything no I love it here

you are the best

hey I'm so sorry I'm late

you a present okay so I know it's not

real but I did make it for you it's

beautiful I also have this for you all

right so there's 14 of them so there's

enough for your whole kitchen oh did he

just give her a cabinet handle these are

the vintage handles from my old kitchen

how did you yeah I shamelessly bribed to

the contractor listen I'm just I'm so

proud of you and your app and you're

amazing so seriously you're amazing

thank you yeah but you're still gonna

live on nachos material oh you better

believe it

he actually burned off his eyebrows last

time you use it so oh they were gone

it's no just go

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good oh you're right yeah yeah

I need a glass of wine yes that's my

tamales 20 minute meals