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- Hey!
- How are you?
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It's a great day for it, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Are you doing the walk of shame?
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You know, shame/fear/ oh, yeah.
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Ooh/nice/up high.
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Wait, why are you doing the walk of shame?
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I found the ring.
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I-I know that Brody's gonna propose to me.
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What?! He didn't tell me.
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I'm his best friend.
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You don't hide secrets like
that from your best friend.
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Get back in that bed. You have work to do.
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Oh! Hi, Jenny.
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You slept with Brody's ex-girlfriend?!
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Okay, see, that is a secret
you keep from your best friend.
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So, what are you gonna tell Brody?
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Nothing. I don't want
Brody to propose to me,
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so I'm just gonna avoid him all weekend.
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Yeah. Good plan.
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You got a better idea?
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No, that is a good plan.
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That's what I'm gonna do.
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Hey, guys. What's going on?
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- Eh, it's a hallway party.
- Nothing.
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Whole lot of nothing, right?
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I got to go. I have so much work to do.
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- Hey, do you?
- Excuse me. No, I do.
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It can't be that important, right?
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- I got to do it.
- Okay.
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So...
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I know you said you didn't
want to, but I have to ask.
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I've got to go.
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Okay. Fine. I'll go to the gym by myself.
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$260,000.
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We're millionaires.
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Let's celebrate!
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Okay!
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Oh, my God! What are you doing?
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Are you crazy?!
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These macadamia nuts are like $30!
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No, they're not, they're free!
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Everything in this suite is comped.
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They want us to stay in
the hotel and keep gambling.
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Oh, my God.
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That's so diabolical.
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Do you want to go gambling?
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No! I do not want to gamble.
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Anything else.
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Man, there has got to be something we
can do in Las Vegas with $260,000!
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Okay. Let's just be careful.
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Las Vegas can be a very
dangerous place for me.
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I have, in the past, had some
serious self-control issues.
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Don't you worry.
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I can be your rock.
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- Vegas!
- Vegas!
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- Vegas!
- Whoo!
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- Vegas!
- Vegas!
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Vegas!
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- Come on, Charlie.
- Winner!
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Yes! All right!
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Hot shooter coming out.
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Oh, Jenny! There you are.
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I didn't know you played craps.
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Oh, me?
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Yeah, I've been rolling
these bones my whole life.
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Hands off the table.
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Sorry.
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You don't have any chips.
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Not anymore I don't.
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Rrgh! Crap. Hence... The name.
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Uh, is that Mansfield over
here? Let's go talk to him.
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Oh, sure.
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Hey, Mr. Mansfield. Do
you mind if we join you?
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Who's we?
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She was... what the hell is going on?
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Please, have a seat.
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I'm about to meet my daughter's fiancé.
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I still can't believe
you're first meeting him now.
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It was a whirlwind romance.
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They met overseas.
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He comes from a very good family.
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His father has a license to print money.
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- Oh, what does he do?
- He prints money.
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Oh.
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Daddy!
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Oh, my little pumpernickel. Come here.
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Ohh.
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Oh, I want you to meet Ned.
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Oh, dear God.
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He's... Just like I pictured him.
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I'm guessing he's behind
the centurion, sir.
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Mr. Mansfield!
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You, uh, you must be Ned.
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There... there's five good ones.
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How... wow, your handshake
is as advertised, sir.
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Oh, show him the gift you got him.
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Oh, it's... it's nothing.
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I know you like scotch,
so when I was in Scotland,
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I tracked down your ancestral distillery.
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Huh. Mansfiddich.
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Huh.
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Isn't he the best?
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Oh, it's just a little
something to say thank you
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for giving me the
greatest gift in the world:
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Your daughter.
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Really looking forward to finally
spending some quality time with you, sir.
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Outstanding. Just outstanding.
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Great.
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What a terrific guy. Congratulations.
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I hate him.
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Where in the hell are you taking me?
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It's not that horrible French
circus with no elephants, is it?
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No.
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I got you something even better.
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You know how you're always giving me
good advice whether I ask for it or not?
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Well, consider this my wedding gift to you.
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- Ned.
- Oh, now come on!
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Sir, this man is going to be your
son-in-law in less than 24 hours.
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You need to get to know him.
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You're right.
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The only way to figure out what's
wrong with Ned is to break Ned.
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That's not at all what I said.
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You and I are gonna go for a
little stroll out in the desert.
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Should I tell Amanda where I'm going?
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Let's not worry her. Come on.
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Keep your cellphone on, bro.
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They always say money can buy happiness,
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but what they don't tell you
is that it can also buy taste.
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You are looking foxy, by the way.
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Well, a lot of that credit
has to go to the fox.
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But I'm so glad we spent the extra 10 grand
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to get one that died of natural causes.
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Mm.
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But, babe, you got to
promise me from now on
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we are gonna rein in the spending.
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I totally hear what you're saying.
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I am your rock.
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Barkeep, I need enough
champagne to fill a hot tub.
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Go ahead and put that on the room.
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You're not buying all this
on Mansfield's dime, are you?
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I don't know if you've heard or
not, but I'm quite wealthy now.
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Perhaps you've noticed my painting.
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Where is your painting?
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You got me.
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I'm not rich because I
don't carry a painting.
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I feel sorry for you.
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Here, have a bag of lobster.
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Lindsay and I went to a ritzy
seafood place down the strip.
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We ordered a dozen lobsters, like you do...
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...and I could only finish nine.
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All right. Enjoy.
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I don't think I'm gonna really
want to eat your leftover lobster
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that smells like a buttery dream.
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Can I get a tiny fork, please?
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Threepeat!
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Come on, it's time for us
single guys to get turned up!
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Hi, Derrick.
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Threepeat is, uh, tied up right now.
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Nice try, Heather, but I did
go to magic camp, so...
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Please stop saying things like that.
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I'm trying to stay attracted to you.
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Dude, that's your best
friend's ex-girlfriend.
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I know, man, but she's hot. And she's mean.
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And that's, like, my favorite combo.
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I'm happy for you, okay?
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I never knew a guy who
needed ass as bad as you.
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But you got to tell Brody.
You got to break it off.
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I'm gonna break it off.
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Threepeat, now! Or I start without you.
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I'm going to tell Brody.
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Thank you for coming down.
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I hope you're enjoying your stay.
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Oh, I am.
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I especially like the golden shower.
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I know the fixtures are gold, honey,
but I don't think they call it that.
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We don't.
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Anyway, I just need a credit card
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to put on file to cover
charges made to your room.
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Oh, there's no need.
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The room is comped.
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Yes, the room is comped, but you've charged
a few... incidentals, totaling $50,000.
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Oh, that's impossible.
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"Hot tub full of truffles, "hot tub
full of caviar, hot tub repair."
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And you paid two of our centurions
to "fight to the death."
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Which they did not do, by the way.
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That will be going in my yelp review.
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And you also ate a jar of macadamia nuts.
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That was her.
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So, how would you like
to take care of this?
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Uh, well, we are just
gonna step right over here
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and discuss our many, many, many options
of how to sort this whole thing out.
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We've got nothing!
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This is exactly what I
was afraid would happen!
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I told you I have no self-control!
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Tell me about it.
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The way you just ripped
into those macadamia nuts.
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Hey, Derrick.
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Hey, remember how you owe me that $50,000?
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I don't owe you $50,000.
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Gah! That was our last shot.
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Maybe not.
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Remember when I told you I don't gamble?
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It's not exactly true.
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I used to be a professional gambler.
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What are you talking about?
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When I was at M.I.T., my friends
and I got run out of Atlantic city
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for counting cards.
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I could probably get us our money back.
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But it would mean returning to a
very, very dark time in my life.
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A time it's taken me
years to put behind me.
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Hey...
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I'm okay with that. Derrick?
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Sounds good to me.
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I promised myself I was out of the game.
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But it looks like I got to do one last job.
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Who are you talking to?
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What was I thinking?
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I never should have eaten
Harvard's used seafood.
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Oh!
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, babe, I'm so sorry.
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I-I thought I would have a little
bit more time before you got here.
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Oh...
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I love you, honey, but I am
...I am not ready for this.
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Babe, we're living together, all right?
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This was bound to happen sooner or later.
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Oh, God. I can't breathe.
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Come on, I feel
self-conscious enough as it is.
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Okay.
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The answer is no.
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Okay? I'm sorry, I can't marry you.
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What's that now?
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The ring. I found the ring in your bag.
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The ring for Mansfield's daughter?
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What's that now?
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Yeah, I'm holding it for him.
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You thought I was proposing?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- Wait, you said "no."
- Oh, my God.
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We need to talk about this.
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No, no, no! I want to hide!
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Babe...
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Not in there.
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Hey. Jenny.
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Oh, God. Please go away.
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I feel awful.
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You do not get to feel awful.
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I feel awful. 'Cause of the lobster?
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No. Well, yeah, a little bit.
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Look, I just can't believe
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that you said no to marrying me
without even a second thought.
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It wasn't a no to you.
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It was a no to marriage.
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To you.
257
00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,458
If that helps, which I
can't imagine that it does.
258
00:10:42,493 --> 00:10:44,427
Oddly, it does not.
259
00:10:44,461 --> 00:10:45,862
Brody, you know that I'm
not the marrying type.
260
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:47,330
I've told you that.
261
00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:49,565
I know, but it doesn't make sense to me.
262
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,301
I mean, what are you
picturing? Some boring life?
263
00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:56,305
2 1/2 kids, a white picket fence, me
reading the paper in my slippers?
264
00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,508
You do read the paper in your slippers.
265
00:10:58,542 --> 00:10:59,776
Yeah, but you gave me those slippers.
You said you liked those slippers.
266
00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:01,444
- I love those slippers.
- Too fuzzy for you?
267
00:11:01,478 --> 00:11:03,179
Look, it's not about the slippers. Okay.
268
00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:06,416
When I think of marriage, I think
of my mom and all my step-dads.
269
00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,651
A few more of them and
you could form a jury.
270
00:11:08,685 --> 00:11:11,854
Which is ironic, 'cause
most of them are in jail.
271
00:11:11,889 --> 00:11:16,592
Look, I am sorry that your family tree
looks like a weird, mangled bush,
272
00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:19,829
but you seriously think
that we would be like that?
273
00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:24,367
I mean, we would be
fantastic and fun and...
274
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:25,968
Us.
275
00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:31,240
I can't believe that after all this
time you still don't see that.
276
00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:33,643
No, I... I do! I do.
277
00:11:33,677 --> 00:11:35,611
Interesting choice of words.
278
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,318
Wow, just isn't my day, I guess.
279
00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh!
280
00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:52,562
Hello, stranger.
281
00:11:52,596 --> 00:11:54,797
Did you lose these glasses?
282
00:11:54,832 --> 00:11:56,899
Yes, I did. Thank you.
283
00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:59,936
Oh, look at that. An open
seat right next to me.
284
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,804
Not you!
285
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:07,877
Ooh, Blackjack. I guess
I'll give this a shot.
286
00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:09,345
I'm Derrick, by the way.
287
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,646
I'm Derrick, too.
288
00:12:10,681 --> 00:12:11,781
Seriously?
289
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,349
There can be two of us.
290
00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,384
I bet it's spelled differently.
291
00:12:15,419 --> 00:12:17,186
It's spelled the same.
292
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:20,256
How in the hell is there gonna be
two derricks at the same table?
293
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,425
The human brain can only
remember so many names.
294
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,393
Blackjack.
295
00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:25,795
Yes! Nice job, Lindsay.
296
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,230
Harvard! Derrick!
297
00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,464
What did I do?
298
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,700
Let's find a new table, strangers.
299
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,301
Yeah.
300
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,337
My real name's Lindsay.
301
00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:36,906
It's spelled differently, of course.
302
00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:39,375
Hey, Heather.
303
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:40,843
Uh... mm?
304
00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:43,412
We need to talk. Listen,
this has been great.
305
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:45,915
But we both know it can't continue, right?
306
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:49,418
So, uh... I'm breaking up with you.
307
00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:50,987
- No, you're not.
- What do you mean?
308
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,889
'Cause I don't accept it.
309
00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:55,491
If you want, we can go upstairs
and discuss this like adults.
310
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:56,559
Face to feet.
311
00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,695
Yeah, I think that deserves a conversation.
312
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,635
$50,000!
313
00:13:05,669 --> 00:13:07,770
I can't believe the
casino lets you do that.
314
00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:10,006
Yeah, they don't love it.
315
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,707
Give me the money.
316
00:13:11,742 --> 00:13:12,708
You gonna turn it in?
317
00:13:12,743 --> 00:13:15,244
I'm gonna turn it into $2 million.
318
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:16,412
Wait, what?
319
00:13:16,446 --> 00:13:17,947
We're just getting started.
320
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:20,383
They don't have me in the system here yet.
321
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,953
By the time they're onto us, we'll
be on the midnight bus to Reno.
322
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:25,755
Then on to monte-Carlo, Macau,
323
00:13:25,789 --> 00:13:28,591
and then we lay low in
havana until riverboat season.
324
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:31,727
Well, it does sound like you
know what you're talking about.
325
00:13:31,762 --> 00:13:33,362
Here you go.
326
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:34,997
You're just gonna give me the money?
327
00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:37,567
After everything I told you
about my self-control issues?
328
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:38,968
You're supposed to be my rock!
329
00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:41,404
Yeah, well, I'm a terrible rock, okay?
330
00:13:41,438 --> 00:13:43,306
At best, I'm a leaf.
331
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,575
I have to get out of here.
332
00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:48,377
Wait, we're missing $10,000.
333
00:13:48,412 --> 00:13:50,112
Okay, this is why I need a rock.
334
00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:55,785
Barkeep! Cup of your best water, please.
335
00:13:55,819 --> 00:13:58,654
Oh, how did it go with Ned?
Please tell me it went well.
336
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,656
- He didn't make it.
- He died?
337
00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:02,959
No. His weakness is that he's weak.
338
00:14:02,993 --> 00:14:05,728
Any man who can't handle a spontaneous,
339
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:09,065
12-mile desert stroll has
no business in my family.
340
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,467
It was a test, and he failed.
341
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:13,569
I made it.
342
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:17,907
Nine waters, please. God, I hope it's real.
343
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,742
I've drank so much sand.
344
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,677
Look at that! Good old Ned.
345
00:14:21,712 --> 00:14:22,878
He passed the test.
346
00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:24,580
Wait, this was a test?
347
00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,049
Yes. And you failed.
348
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:30,453
The real test was you shouldn't
let me push you around like that.
349
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,454
Show some backbone.
350
00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:32,922
All right.
351
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,392
You dragged me out into the middle of
the desert, and you left me there.
352
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:37,793
What is the matter with you?!
353
00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:41,097
Aha! That was the real test!
354
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,100
You don't talk to your potential
father-in-law like that.
355
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,401
I'm sorry, sir.
356
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:48,104
Why would you apologize
when you're clearly right?
357
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,072
He's been doing this to me for years.
358
00:14:50,107 --> 00:14:51,440
There's no winning here.
359
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:52,842
He's right. Give up.
360
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,977
Don't. It's a test.
That was a test for you.
361
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,812
Will you stop with these tests?!
362
00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:59,782
This man is going to marry
your daughter in four hours,
363
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:03,452
so whatever you feel for him you
cannot take into that wedding.
364
00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,655
I won't go to the wedding. Thank you.
365
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,523
That's not what I meant at...
366
00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,792
I am having the worst day today.
367
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:10,993
What about me?
368
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,828
Everything's not about you, Ned.
369
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,732
Mr. Mansfield?
370
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:28,300
Mr. Mansfield.
371
00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:29,668
Ooh, fish!
372
00:15:29,702 --> 00:15:33,538
Wait, no. Mr. Mansfield!
373
00:15:33,573 --> 00:15:37,342
How can a hotel room be
bigger than my high school?
374
00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:39,978
Yeah, it's, uh... It's cozy.
375
00:15:40,013 --> 00:15:42,347
What, uh...
376
00:15:42,382 --> 00:15:45,017
What can I do for you, there, Ms. Miller?
377
00:15:45,051 --> 00:15:48,020
Well, Brody and I got in this big argument
378
00:15:48,054 --> 00:15:50,922
after I said I didn't want to marry him.
379
00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:52,591
Why don't you want to marry Brody?
380
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,860
- I have my reasons.
- Well, they sound stupid.
381
00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:57,529
- You didn't even hear them.
- Well, go ahead.
382
00:15:57,563 --> 00:16:01,366
Well, you know, my mom
married a lot of losers.
383
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,634
Brody's not a loser. Next.
384
00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:04,469
I don't know. It's just a... a feeling.
385
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:05,904
I don't know.
386
00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:09,574
Sometimes you know things are
real but you can't explain them.
387
00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:10,776
Like electricity.
388
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,344
Everybody knows that's real.
389
00:16:12,378 --> 00:16:13,678
Nobody knows how it works.
390
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,380
Everyone knows how it works.
391
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:17,449
There are power plants and turbines.
392
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:20,685
Holy shit, I have no idea
how electricity works.
393
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,655
Hey, why aren't you dressed
for your daughter's wedding?
394
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:25,757
I'm not going. I don't
like my son-in-law.
395
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,392
- Why not?
- I have my reasons.
396
00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:29,027
They sound stupid.
397
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:30,395
Careful.
398
00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,764
Sorry, sir.
399
00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:35,067
Well, how about we just agree that,
400
00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:38,336
you know, whatever reasons
we have, they're real,
401
00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:39,938
and we don't need to justify them.
402
00:16:39,972 --> 00:16:41,573
That sounds pretty good to me.
403
00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:44,076
You, uh... You ever play golf indoors?
404
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,078
I've never played golf anywhere.
405
00:16:46,112 --> 00:16:47,479
Well, then follow me.
406
00:16:49,682 --> 00:16:52,551
Hey. You're packing?
407
00:16:52,585 --> 00:16:55,787
- Where are we going?
- We're not.
408
00:16:55,822 --> 00:16:57,722
I don't think this
relationship is good for me.
409
00:16:57,757 --> 00:16:58,924
How can you say that?
410
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:05,497
In one day, I squandered $300,000,
broke a promise I made to myself
411
00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:08,333
and to the New Jersey
state gaming commission,
412
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:11,870
and got two tickets for indecent exposure.
413
00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:14,005
Well, look, we are gonna fight that, okay?
414
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,641
They can't charge you for
each boob independently.
415
00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:21,379
Besides, you're...
you're really good for me.
416
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:24,483
Do you or do you not have
a tattoo of me on your arm
417
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:27,786
that you got put on and burned
off three separate times?
418
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:29,888
It's bleeding through
my shirt again, isn't it?
419
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:36,862
Harvard, you are cute, you are funny,
and I could live in your beard.
420
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:39,731
But I know myself, and the longer
I stay in this relationship,
421
00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:41,066
the darker and more
desperate I'm gonna become.
422
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,001
That's my type.
423
00:17:43,035 --> 00:17:45,704
Goodbye, Harvard.
424
00:17:49,575 --> 00:17:52,144
Wait.
425
00:17:52,178 --> 00:17:53,879
One last golden shower?
426
00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:56,548
It's not called... okay.
427
00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:03,088
Ugh! Son of a bitch.
428
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:04,789
You got to keep that shoulder down.
429
00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:06,458
Here, let me show you how it's done.
430
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,460
Get over the ball,
transition the weight...
431
00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:10,061
What's going on?
432
00:18:10,096 --> 00:18:14,099
What... you don't talk to a
man when he's over the ball,
433
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,800
for God's sake, Mr. Moyer.
434
00:18:15,835 --> 00:18:19,404
Thought I was safe since
we're in a hotel room.
435
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,072
I am done with this.
436
00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:23,742
I brought the ring, and
you're gonna give it to Ned.
437
00:18:23,776 --> 00:18:25,844
Oh, wait a minute. I'm not going.
438
00:18:25,878 --> 00:18:27,078
And he has his reasons.
439
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:28,680
Even though he can't explain them
440
00:18:28,714 --> 00:18:30,815
doesn't mean they're not
real, like electricity.
441
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,184
Nobody knows how that works.
442
00:18:32,218 --> 00:18:34,619
It's a current created by the
movement of charged particles.
443
00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:36,221
Oh. Okay.
444
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:37,756
I probably should have known that.
445
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:42,561
Look, you keep saying that Ned is
not good enough for your daughter,
446
00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,863
but I think you're just scared.
447
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:47,832
What in the hell do I have to be scared of?
448
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:49,701
You're scared of losing your daughter.
449
00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:50,969
I'm not scared.
450
00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:56,675
I'm terrified.
451
00:18:56,709 --> 00:19:00,212
I love that little girl so much.
452
00:19:02,582 --> 00:19:04,983
Well, you know what you tell me, sir?
453
00:19:05,017 --> 00:19:09,988
That when you love someone, it's worth
doing something that you're scared of.
454
00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,692
I would say that, wouldn't I?
455
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:15,227
You know what you'd also say?
456
00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:20,065
That the only risks you regret in
life are the risks you don't take.
457
00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:22,734
I'm kind of on fire here.
458
00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:27,239
You're kind of crushing it.
459
00:19:27,273 --> 00:19:28,873
Oh, hell.
460
00:19:28,908 --> 00:19:30,976
I guess I was a little rough on that Ned.
461
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:33,678
But he's just not what I
...what I pictured as a son.
462
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,880
Maybe that's okay.
463
00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:38,483
Because maybe I already have a son.
464
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:40,852
Thank you, sir.
465
00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:43,855
Go ahead and toss me that ring, will you?
466
00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:45,190
There you go.
467
00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:49,094
Oh, and I think I saw your tuxedo
about a 10-minute walk that way.
468
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:51,162
I love this goddamn room.
469
00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:03,141
It's like we're back in Paris, huh?
470
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:07,012
I'm scared.
471
00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:09,180
I know.
472
00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:16,621
But being with you this last year, it's
been the best year of my life, Brody.
473
00:20:18,157 --> 00:20:21,092
I mean, I was terrified
to move in with you,
474
00:20:21,127 --> 00:20:24,663
and now it's like I can't
imagine living without you.
475
00:20:26,299 --> 00:20:28,633
We are fun.
476
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:32,103
We are fantastic.
477
00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:34,339
We are us.
478
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:38,076
So... What are you saying?
479
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,714
I guess I'm saying...
480
00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:45,650
Brody Moyer,
481
00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:47,719
will you marry me?
482
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,763
What have I done? What have
I done? What have I done?
483
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:57,962
Just to be clear, you're
taking my last name.
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