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Hey, Brody.
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I know I was hired to replace you
and now you're back upstairs.
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I just wanted to make sure that
there's no awkwardness between us.
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No. It's all good. We're both adults.
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Why are you sitting at Trolltopia?
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You named the desk Trolltopia?
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That's so lame.
Sorry, Excelsior.
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Where is my stuff?
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It's on your new desk.
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No. No way. That's the fart desk.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Yes, you do.
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People stop at that desk, pretend
to look at the Henderson file,
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and then just let it rip.
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Oh, the Henderson numbers.
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Oh, they are looking very...
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...Very...
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...Strong.
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Can I at least have my chair back?
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It took my three weeks to find one
that was perfect for my lumbar.
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These chairs are all the same.
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I've had back problems, so I
need a lot of extra support.
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Aah!
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All right, people.
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I know we're all very excited
to welcome back Mr. Moyer.
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And like any triumphant return,
it deserves a-a great speech.
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Son, you have 30 seconds.
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Uh... I suppose I could
come up with something.
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In the depth of winter, I found there
was, within me, an invincible summer.
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I think... well said. Well said.
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Now, in order to boost morale around here,
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I like to have a little
friendly competition,
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so I want you to all prepare
to get your asses kicked
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in my annual three-on-three
basketball tournament.
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- Let's play some round ball!
- Oh! I'm back just in time!
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Some of you will be lucky
enough to play on my team.
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Mr. Moyer, you'll be my point guard.
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Mr. wen, as usual, you'll be my fourth man.
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I'm so happy.
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He called me a man.
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Just to keep things fair,
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I like to give my final spot
away to some random temp.
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Let's see who the agency sent over.
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Oh. What? Hey.
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Look at you.
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Son, tell me this...
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have you... have you
ever played basketball?
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I lucked out once again.
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Happy to be here, sir.
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By the way, I think you might be
underexposed in developing markets.
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Not what you're here for.
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All right. Let's get back to work.
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But first, let me take a
look at this Henderson file.
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Hey, Harvard.
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Uh, I don't know if you deal
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with getting people new chairs...
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No.
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It's just that my back is really sore.
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Um, crazy thought.
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You know what might help is a massage.
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Yeah, why don't I go ahead
and warm up these magic fingers
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so I can Google "physical therapy."
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No, thanks. I-I think I'll be okay.
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You need to ask that girl out, man.
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I'm tired of seeing you so lonely,
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and I'm tired of you coming
over to my family's house
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for every single holiday.
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Which reminds me... arbor day
is right around the corner.
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And I got to get a pine-scented
joint to smoke with your grandma.
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Stop smoking weed with my grandma!
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Ask her out, man.
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There's no way I'm
asking Lindsay out, okay?
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Yes, she's cute and clearly very good
at soccer, but she's upstairs people.
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And they're just so... how can I put this?
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That.
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Hi, baby.
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How's your first day up
there? Was it all guy talk?
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Money. Numbers.
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Testicles.
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I don't know.
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No, no, no.
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We discussed Threepeat's
underwear situation
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and then Mansfield's basketball
tournament, so, yeah, a little.
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I love basketball.
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You know, I almost got a
scholarship to play in college.
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What? You never told me
you almost went to college.
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What happened?
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We won the championship
game, but I blew out my knee.
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Well, you came down on it wrong?
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No, not exactly.
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I did it air-humping a
pony keg at the after party.
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Oh.
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Well, does it bother you?
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A little when it rains, you know,
or if I move kind of weird.
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I meant about not going to college.
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Not really. I-I barely
even think about it.
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So, um... How do I sign up
for, uh, the tournament?
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Uh, you want to play in Mansfield's
basketball tournament?
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Yeah.
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That's... Not a problem, is it?
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Uh...
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It's a huge problem.
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If I beat my girlfriend
at basketball, I'm a dick.
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And if I go easy on her and let
her win, Mansfield will be pissed
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and it'll ruin my first week back upstairs.
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It's a lose/lose situation.
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You're so lucky you
don't have a girlfriend.
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Yeah. I feel lucky.
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Anyway, uh, how exactly
did you leave it with Jenny?
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I promised I'd talk to Mansfield
about her playing basketball.
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Then that's exactly what you do.
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You talk to Mansfield about
Jenny playing basketball,
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but you technically don't ask him
about her playing in the tournament.
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Plausible deniability. Brilliant.
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I live my entire life that way.
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For example, it is a true statement
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when I say that I went to
Yale and graduated in 2002.
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Wait. Are you saying you didn't go to Yale?
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I went to Yale...
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...on spring break...
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Oh.
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...right before I graduated
from UCONN in 2002.
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That is genius. I could do this.
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Sir?
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Ah, Mr. Moyer.
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Come on in. I'm just
practicing my set shot.
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Think fast.
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Are you gonna throw the ball at me?
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Well, no. No. I'm just
giving you life advice.
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I'm telling you to think fast.
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Right.
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You know, so many people play basketball.
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I play basketball, you play, Jenny plays.
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It's a very popular sport.
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That should cover it.
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Jenny plays?
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What's up?
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Jenny should play in the tournament.
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In fact, the whole ground floor
should play in the tournament.
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Oh, I don't think that
would be a good idea.
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It's a terrible idea.
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I don't know why you brought
it up in the first place.
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After all you've been through,
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I-I would think you'd want
to keep your personal and...
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a-and your work life separate.
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It's a... it's a lose/lose.
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Yeah. Right. So we shouldn't do it.
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No. It's too late. I like it. It's done.
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Ow! What the hell?!
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Should have been thinking fast.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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I'm just waiting for Derrick.
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He apparently has some kind of
crazy-ass muffin he wants me to try.
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Yeah, he told me the same thing.
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I bet it's got craisins in it.
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Harvard and Lindsay, I'm here to tell you
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that the crazy-ass muffin club is a ruse.
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You two are officially on a date.
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Every time!
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Come on, now. You both
are perfect for each other.
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You're gullible, smart, and you
both think Harvard's cute.
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Now, you better get your date on.
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Get your date on!
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I'm willing to give it a try if you are.
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What would it entail?
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Maybe some conversation.
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For example, I like your beard.
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I...Like your... Red hair.
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I sort have a thing for recessive genes.
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Well, every other generation of my family
has a sixth toe on their left foot.
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Can you take off your
shoes and count to 11?
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You'll have to get me
into sandals to find out.
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I also like science fiction.
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Hello! You are going to love my book idea.
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It's about a planet with not one, not
two, not 10, but 8 different genders.
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That sounds great.
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I actually once had...
bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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It's really rude to interrupt someone
when they're talking about their book.
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Okay.
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There are 268 chapters.
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Chapter one... dawn of the vag-enis.
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Check me out!
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Basketball team M.V.P.
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Damn, if I hadn't hurt my
knee, I could have been, like,
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a famous WNBA player, you know?
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I could have been, like,
a household name like...
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You can't think of one
famous WNBA player, can you?
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I want to say Lisa Loeb,
but I... that's not right.
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Hey.
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Hey, babe. So, did you talk to Mansfield?
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Can I play in the tournament?
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Yes, I did talk to Mansfield.
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And he thinks it's a terrible idea.
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Mansfield said no?
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Mansfield has said no.
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Are you using plausible deniability on me?
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These things never work out for me.
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Look, I've only been
back up there a day, okay?
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I just want to keep my
upstairs life separate.
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Why?
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Because us downstairs people aren't
good enough to play in your game?
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Okay, we are tired of being treated
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like second-class
citizens, right, Derrick?
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I'm staying out of this.
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You're not second-class citizens.
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You're equal... you
know, separate but equal.
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Okay, now I'm in it.
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It is on, okay?
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Downstairs versus
upstairs. Good versus evil.
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Me versus you.
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Fine... but just as a warning,
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when we square off on the
court, I'm not your boyfriend.
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I love you, but I'm gonna be the guy
that's out there thinking fast,
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okay, on the floor, in my mind, everywhere.
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You bring it on!
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You do not know who you are dealing with!
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I could have been the next Leslie Nielsen!
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Yeah, that's not right, either.
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I know it's not right. I know.
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What an amazing date.
We talked for four hours.
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And now we are texting nonstop.
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You are bad.
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You're bad. What did she say?
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Oh. No, it's actually something I said.
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Guys, we need to form a ground-floor
basketball team A.S.A.P.
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Derrick and I need a third.
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Harvard, how would you like to stick
it to those upstairs douches?
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Jenny!
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I'm now in a relationship with
one of those upstairs douches,
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as you so coarsely refer to them.
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U-uh...
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Besides, who would want to directly compete
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with someone they are
in a relationship with?
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It's a lose/lose.
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You could just say "no."
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Oh, hey, Lindsay. Did you, uh, get my text?
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Yes, I am 12 pages
in, and it's still downloading.
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The second half is even better.
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How could you possibly
have anything more to say?
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You talked at me nonstop for four hours.
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Look, your book does sound incredible.
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Uh, but this was a bad idea. I'm sorry.
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Aww, you okay?
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Let's crush those upstairs douches.
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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!
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Kevin! Mr. Moyer! Mr. Moyer!
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Game!
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Mr. Wen!
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They call him the bus driver because
he just took you to school!
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Ahh! Thataboy! Great job.
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By the way, I was looking
at the fee structure,
253
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,162
and I feel like there's
a real opportunity...
254
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,098
Head in the
game, kev-o. Head in the game.
255
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,601
Who wants us next, baby?
256
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:26,411
Hey, guys. Actually, let's walk faster.
257
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,580
I think they're waiting for us.
258
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,615
I can't walk much faster in these shorts.
259
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,050
Why would you wear those?
260
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,985
It's from the last time I played.
261
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,187
Seventh-grade uniform, and it still fits.
262
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:40,191
Okay, first, you look adorable.
263
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,628
Second, if I'm playing against you,
I'm not gonna show you any mercy.
264
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,630
First, you look super cute, too.
265
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,765
Thank you.
266
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:51,302
Second, bring it on, bitch.
267
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:58,610
Well, look who came to watch me play.
268
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:03,581
Actually, I came here to work because
the stench of sweaty men and gym socks
269
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,751
smells like cinnabon
compared to my desk right now.
270
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,087
All right. Who wants to shoot for outs?
271
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,522
I'll do it.
272
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,756
All right.
273
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:15,226
Our ball.
274
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,095
That's impressive. You're damn right.
275
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,763
I almost got a college scholarship.
276
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,198
Well, I'm not surprised.
277
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,100
You remind me of a... a young Lisa Leslie.
278
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,768
That's her name!
279
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:28,139
You are going down.
280
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,274
Uh, your nuts.
281
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,509
Yeah. Damn right. I'm crazy.
282
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,646
No, bearded one. I can see your testicles.
283
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,049
All right, all right. Let's
do this, suckers. Come on.
284
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,551
I really want to kiss you right now.
285
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:41,686
Not going to. Not going
to. No. Absolutely do not.
286
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,255
Pass! Pass! Pass!
287
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,826
Thataboy!
288
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,428
Wait a minute! Wai...
ah, time-out! Time-out!
289
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,297
What?! There's no
time-outs in three-on-three.
290
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,332
What?
There's also no whining.
291
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,334
Okay, you
guys. We need a strategy.
292
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,702
Derrick, what can you do?
293
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,370
I can fall down.
294
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,839
Okay. Great. Draw some fouls.
Harvard, what do you got?
295
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,373
Unbridled rage.
296
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,809
And right now, this wedgie is feeding it.
297
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,311
Awesome. Use that.
298
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,712
What are we gonna do about groot?
299
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:11,482
I'll take care of him.
300
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,484
Hey! Mr. Mansfield!
301
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:17,222
I'm kind of surprised you feel
okay about having to cheat to win.
302
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,624
I beg your pardon?! Okay. Time-out.
303
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,092
What are you doing?
304
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,829
I do the paperwork for the temps, I
just think it's kind of interesting
305
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:29,300
that you hired someone to do data
entry that used to be an nba player.
306
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,469
Hey! I minored in business.
307
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,339
By the way, your bond
exposure is dangerously...
308
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:38,176
kev, no one cares. Ride the pine.
309
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,345
Mr. wen, you're in.
310
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,513
Uh...
311
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,215
I don't know how to play.
312
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,850
What?! You told Mansfield you were great.
313
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,219
I said I was great at b-ball.
314
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,189
The "b" stands for
boccie, and I'm just okay.
315
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,191
Mr. Moyer!
316
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,526
Bring it in. Look for me down low.
317
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,763
Pick it up. Mm-hmm.
318
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,735
Yeah!
319
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,169
Ow! That was a foul!
320
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,738
Foul?! What are you talking about?
321
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,206
There's no fouls in my game.
322
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:12,510
Jenny, go ahead and order an
ambulance for a one Mr. Mansfield.
323
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,279
Oh, I will man-slap your beard
324
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,748
all the way back to the
mountain that spawned you.
325
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:21,252
Oh, you are... Made out of cement.
326
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,255
Excuse me.
327
00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,727
Whoo! Threepeat, insult for milady?
328
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:34,732
It must not be Sunday,
'cause the bank is open!
329
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,001
Oh, my God.
330
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,741
Jumanji!
331
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,009
Get out of here!
332
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,278
Ohh, God, man!
333
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,281
Who's that guy guarding Mr. Mansfield?
334
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,450
'Cause he's kind of a maniac.
335
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,151
I know, right?
336
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,922
He is wearing those shorts.
337
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,293
I'm not open. I'm not open.
338
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,462
Foul!
339
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,304
Threepeat, smack.
340
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,174
Your girl must love kfc,
'cause she just got a bucket.
341
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,177
We're on the same team, man. My bad, dude.
342
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,179
Mr. Moyer! Here! I'm open!
343
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,114
Like hell you are!
344
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,820
Yes, 10-all. Next point wins.
345
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,922
All right. Ball in. No
check. Let's do this.
346
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,257
I'm not gonna let you score.
347
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,792
Well, you're not gonna
be able to stop me, okay?
348
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,827
This is the move that made me famous.
349
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:44,134
Oh, yeah! In your... knee.
350
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,470
What in the hell are you doing, Moyer?!
351
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,038
That's your girlfriend.
352
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:01,986
Hey, great game out there.
353
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,320
Well, I didn't invent it.
354
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,222
I, uh, just perfected it.
355
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,526
Hold up. Okay.
356
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,061
You know how they say there's
a lot of fish in the sea?
357
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,397
Well, that's not true for you, okay?
358
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,933
You're a lone jellyfish
in a weird-ass pond.
359
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,936
Luckily for you, another
jellyfish stumbled in there.
360
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,539
Do not ignore that jellyfish.
361
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:25,242
Okay, first of all,
jellyfish aren't real fish.
362
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:29,914
And the idea that they would be
found in freshwater is comical.
363
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,382
Yeah.
364
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,517
See, now talk that crazy
shit with each other.
365
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:39,790
So, you liked watching me play out there?
366
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,792
Yeah. You showed a lot of balls.
367
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,160
Sorry about that.
368
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,096
No, I mean that you're fearless.
369
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,133
I literally get farted on all day,
370
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,468
and I could never stand
up for myself like that.
371
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,537
You just have to act like you
don't care what people think.
372
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,172
How do you do that?
373
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,041
Well, I don't care what people think.
374
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,343
I mean... Except for you.
375
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,980
Okay, maybe we could go out again,
376
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,816
but you have to promise
to let me get a word in.
377
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,451
Okay. I know what you mean.
378
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:11,088
There's this guy in my society
for creative anachronism group.
379
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,024
He dresses like Ben Franklin,
but he wears a digital watch.
380
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,026
And the whole time, he's
claiming that he discovered...
381
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,429
mm-mm-mm-mm.
382
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,167
...electricity.
383
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,307
Got some more ice.
384
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,409
Again, I'm so sorry I took that shot.
385
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,178
I had no idea you were hurt.
386
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,180
That's fine, babe. I would
have done the same thing.
387
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,848
In fact, if you'd help me up right now,
388
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,516
I'd love to kick your
ass in one-on-one.
389
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,885
What is wrong with you?
390
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,188
I don't know. I don't know.
391
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,858
I guess basketball just, like, brings
up a lot of stuff for me, you know?
392
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,194
Hmm. I was so close to going to college.
393
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,929
I was so close.
394
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:56,600
I guess it just bothers me
more than I'd like to admit.
395
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,502
Well, you can still go to college.
396
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,070
On a ground-floor salary?
397
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,206
Babe, there's no way I
could pay off that loan.
398
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,941
Yeah, not to mention the interest.
399
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:08,078
Well, I mean, I'm interested.
I just...
400
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,921
I just don't think it's
in the cards right now.
401
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,185
If it's any consolation,
college wasn't that great.
402
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,888
It was amazing, wasn't
it? Best time of my life.
403
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,225
Baby, that's hurting my knee.
404
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,559
That's hurting my knee. What? The vibrato?
405
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,661
Yeah.
406
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,900
Hey, Mr. Mansfield. You wanted to see me?
407
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,336
Ah, miss Miller. Please,
won't you come join me?
408
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,937
Oh, wow.
409
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,607
I've never been up here
before. This is awesome.
410
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,175
Oh, look.
411
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,643
You'd have a great view
of the Golden Gate Bridge
412
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,578
if you could just move that building.
413
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,014
Don't think I haven't tried.
414
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,419
Would you have a seat?
415
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,555
You, uh... you played one hell
of a basketball game yesterday.
416
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:55,626
You know, in a way, we're all
winners just for participating.
417
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:59,496
But in a much realer
way, you lost and I won.
418
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,268
I wanted to give you this check.
419
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,271
Oh, my God! Is this for second place?
420
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,473
Why would you get a prize for losing?
421
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:14,044
No, I-I want you to think of that as
a, uh... as a basketball scholarship.
422
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,347
So if you want to take classes
at any of the local colleges,
423
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:22,052
on your time, not mine, well, then... I
would be more than glad to pay for it.
424
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:27,291
Oh, my God. Sir, I... I really
can't believe how nice that is.
425
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,694
No. There will be no tears on my balcony.
426
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,129
I'm sorry, sir.
427
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,597
It's just that, you know, I had a dad
428
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,034
and I had three stepdads,
but I never had a real father.
429
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,203
Oh, you didn't have to go there.
430
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:47,377
I'm telling you, with these boxer
briefs, I got a full range of motion.
431
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:52,182
Hey. Did you say something to Mansfield?
432
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,319
I have said many things to Mansfield.
433
00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:02,726
Yeah. So lucky I don't have a girlfriend.
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