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Good day, what do you want? - Nothing, I'm just looking.

The suits are drastically reduced in price Although they are completely up-to-date.

I'm not looking for a suit.

I thought so, because you are looking at them.

I'm looking at them because I feel like doing so. Problem?

And a tie? Do you want one?

There isn't any here, I can spot only suits.

But in the depot there are ... - Shut up!

Alright, this one. How much is it?

It's reduced. - You said that already.

It's a bargain. - A bargain?

But it's very expensive.

In the store next door it's only half that much.

Probably it's of worse quality.

Wrong, wrong! You cannot squat and pick it up again.

Don't become uncertain!

A suit for half price is certainly worse!

You know that, he knows that, everybody knows that.

Yes, but ... - You are afraid of the customers!

No, no, I am not. - You were afraid!

You always have to handle the situation. You did everything wrong!

Which mistakes did he make additionally?

Should he have had his shirt better ironed?

Do you scare the customer away when asking what he wants?

Exactly! Never ask the customer what he wants.

Just ask: "May I help you?"

But the question: "What do you want”, is completely daft.

Second point:

He meddled with the customer, he contradicted him intensely.

Rule number 1: The customer is king and is always right.

Every child knows that!

And finally he even squats to lose the rags of his dignity.

And how could somebody use the disgusting word "bargain"?

Dreadful! In short: 0 of 100 possible points.

The best result achieved today ...

...were 12 points. There is a lot to do for us.

Did somebody ever achieve the full 100 points?

Yes.

One single time.

He was perfect.

He was so convincing that we actually bought the stuff.

1 went home with a green basketball jersey although I hate basketball.

1 framed it and hung it up in my room.

He was a master of his profession. Absolutely brilliant!

A magician! A true beast!

The boy was just born to be a sales assistant.

I never encountered anything like this ever again.

Don't judge me by all that.

This is just a temporary solution.

This is just spot to sleep on, not my real home.

I'm a very elegant man.

And I want to live in an elegant world. Is that too much to ask?

1 prefer to own nothing

than surrounding me with cheap junk.

One day I'll get out of here and live the life I deserve.

Man's problem is:

They just don't have taste.

How they dress, terrible!

Oftentimes, it cannot be justified with being poor.

Why is this guy wearing this ugly jacket, for example?

Personally, I'd rather die than living an average life, ...

...as most people do.

I know which flat I want. I know which car I want.

I even know where to buy it and how much it is.

40,000 euros plus taxes.

Brown leather seats, wooden dashboard, GPS.

You don't think about important things, you just do them.

If you just rely on your fate, you're lost.

There is no coincidence.

If you want to get further, you'll have to do something.

Enough chances are waiting for you!

You just have to dare to do something and use them.

I don't care.

When I see something nice, I snap at the chance.

Most people cannot do that.

They are surrounded by beautiful things, but they don't dare to make a grab.

When you have no real goal in life, you'll never reach something.

I know what I want.

1 have a goal and I will reach it very soon.

Welcome to my world, here, where everything is perfect.

The light, the music, the colours.

And the fragrance, too.

Hey, what are you doing? - So that you don't forget me.

How are you? -1 am SO nervous.

Do we stick to tonight?

At 10 in the changing rooms.

Oh, that's really crazy.

I love women. All of them.

Well, almost all of them.

There is nothing more attractive for a woman than a single man.

Women smell that immediately. ll saw a documentary once.

It's genetically induced that they want to drag you to the altar.

The woman wants to be in control, dominate the man, procreate.

They have to take care of preservation of species, ...

--- SO they pick out a man, play with their appeal and at a rate of knots

You're saddled with a mortgage and have to daily feed a gang of wild monsters.

Bang, that's it!

It sends me shivers down my spine when thinking about that.

Shall ll end up like this?

No!

I found my place here, my refuge.

I'm living here like a high priest in a temple.

Surrounded by a band of followers.

Roxanne, wild and passionate.

She loves to shag in changing rooms.

Her hidden talents become evident in unusual places.

Good Alonso.

He admires me so badly that he'd do anything to make himself popular with me.

He's a brown-noser, but I like him.

Are we here for working or staring? - Sorry, I'm already on my way.

Susana, married, two children.

Delightful, fascinating.

Years of family boredom let her mutate into a sex bomb.

Jaime, poor guy.

Couldn't finish his law studies

because his first girlfriend got pregnant and he had to marry her.

He always talks about his children to validate himself,

but he's a good character.

Helena, innocent and down-to-earth. She's got the perfect body.

And these breasts!

She's an ace in the kitchen, too. Makes great cream puffs.

Here runs the border.

Exactly here ends the ladies' fashion, my domain.

On the other side of the corridor starts the dark side,

The feared menswear.

Hey!

Good morning.

Don Antonio, a real professional. In employment here for 20 years already.

He loves his job: dressing men.

Although I think that he'd prefer to undress them.

Despite his disgusting toupee is Don Antonio the only one

Who might take the job as head of department from me.

Yes, head of department! Do you know what that means?

I'll be king. Ruler of the whole floor of this paradise.

Shares of our company, commissions on all turnovers ...

...of our department and the opportunity of being promoted into the supervisory board.

In the past, there ...

...well, we had Senor Emilio.

He was a kind of small god.

He always passed on the feeling that he had different blood in his veins.

And so it was. Last Christmas he died of leukaemia.

Up! Always up! Always up!

Now the position is vacant.

One of us is supposed to get this position, but our management

probably wants to see wearing us down mutually before.

All depends on our turnovers of this month.

Either he or me. There aren't any other possibilities.

Hello, grandmaster. Are you ready?

Today is the last day.

I'm sure you're winning. My eye flutters somehow.

Do you have the turnover figures?

With yesterday's turnover: 90,000 euros. - And Don Antonio?

He's got 95,000 euros.

Shit.

I don't know how he does it. He's only selling ties and socks.

This means that I've still got eight hours?

Eight hours, from exactly ...

...from exactly ...

Moment, moment, moment, wait ...

From exactly now!

Hello, Ladies.

They are both breath-taking. - Thank you.

Not like this. Allow me ...?

What a gentleman.

Please wrap this as a present, Eva.

See you soon, Senora Asuncion. You'll look wonderful!

Oh, you are just incurable.

How do I do? - Good, very good.

How is he? Did something happen? - He sold something expensive.

Hold on to your hat: a smoking.

A Silvester one? - No, best brand.

You know how much they cost.

This one fits your beautiful eyes much better.

Very nice.

This asshole, a smoking! How late?

Half past nine. - Only 30 minutes left.

No chance. This means he would have to sell seven dresses or four coats.

What expensive things do we have? - A plasma television costs about 12,000.

What the hell is plasma? - Plasma?

The stuff they put in televisions.

But that's not our department.

I have to do something - quickly.

And then I saw her.

She was the last hope!

Wait! Leave me alone.

But Rafa ... - Be quiet or you'll scare her away.

There she was, directly in front of me.

She walked around the ladies' underwear like a fawn in the undergrowth.

This type of woman is seldom in our latitudes.

She only came to spend her afternoon here.

And this way to carry her bag ... She's strolling.

She swore to not buy anything. She only wanted to look around.

But deep in her heart she wants to buy something to forget her worries.

The grief that's draining her

because she weights ten kilogrammes too much and nobody's watching when she passes by.

And because she's so alone.

No. - Why not?

It doesn't suit you. - Why not?

This one is for older women.

It's good to hide something, but not to accentuate your figure.

You'll rather need ...

...something different.

Yes? Do you think so? -1 don't only mean that ...

...- 1 know it.

It must be something like a packaging for a wonderful present.

Of for a praline which we long for

to slowly melt on our tongue.

So, "for a wonderful present”...

Wait.

I've got something.

What is he doing? - Be quiet! He's a monster!

He seduces her. He's got her hooked.

There isn't any time, we're closing in ten minutes.

What is it?

No, ...

...1cannot show it to you, I'm sorry. It's impossible.

Why not?

My boss would kill me.

It's almost as good as sold and only has to be picked up.

That's a pity.

It's a very, very famous customer. She comes every week and ...

Who is it?

Il cannot. Unfortunately, I cannot tell you more. I'm sorry.

Come on, you could tell me. Who is it? Tell me.

Ana Obregén.

No!

Yes ...

But she's much younger than me. - In real life?

You should have to see her in real life.

The secret is only packaging.

Believe me.

Just like the pralines. - Yes, exactly.

But surely it will fit you much better.

You're making fun of me.

- You know what?

Now I'm risking my job only to see you in it.

Didn't you say it was already sold?

This is our secret.

Nobody's ever gonna learn of it.

Well, that's done.

Closing time. Let's take a look at the turnover.

How much today?

Wait. There are still more than four minutes.

Who allowed you to talk to me like that? You'd better leave that.

One moment, we'll have to wait for Rafael.

Leave the cash register open.

You're not serious about that, are you?

Do you two still hope for the turn?

Do you think this is a football match?

Do you expect Ronaldo to score in the last minute?

No, friends, this is work! And no quiz like on television.

We work hard here.

You can amuse yourselves in a disco.

Sonia, darling, please pack this in a sheath. It's for this lady.

Crazy, isn't it?

A wise decision, I'd say.

Enjoy this gem.

Oh dear, if my dear husband finds out about it ...

You know it: Somebody who's happy brings others happiness.

1 always longed for something like this, but never dared to.

But on an evening like today ...

Thank you very much and goodbye.

Well, gentlemen, ...

...l am sorry for having to bother you with my absolute triumph.

I'd prefer to be modest, but it's difficult.

Very, very difficult.

12,000 euros! - The victory is ours!

Check-out is closed!

Awesome!

Shht! We have to be quiet, it'll take only a moment.

Yes, I'll stay absolutely quiet.

Damn, you're tickling me, stop it!

Who is there?

See? ll told you. This time, we'll certainly be fired.

What? Seriously?

It was entirely your idea. - I know.

Get out! To the wall!

I can explain. We work here. - Shut up!

Don't take it too far.

Shut up! Secretly performing sex games here at night, aren't you?

I'm gonna beat you up! Matias!

You should have seen your face.

This time you went too far. Asshole.

Do you think that's funny?

I'll be out in ten minutes, then you've got three hours until the next round.

Three hours are enough for you, aren't they?

I owe you a favour. - A single one?

At least a dozen! - I"m kissing you for this!

Fuck that! Do you fancy men now, too, or what?

You thrill me with this gun. - Are you serious?

Hey ...

Only three hours? - Isn't it enough?

You'll wonder what can be done in that time.

Oh, really?

How do I look? - Perfectly!

Faster!

Well then, to the new head of department! - On this unforgettable night!

Cheers! - Cheers!

Yes, come on!

What's the matter? - 1 hurt myself. Fucking label!

How much time do we have left?

One hour. We have to tidy up as well.

Oh no, 'm not leaving. Il don't mind if they catch us.

That wouldn't be bad.

Would be a great start into being head of department.

Oh, yeah. Now you are the boss here.

And you can do whatever you want. I'll become your slave!

Yes, we'll increase our sales by 50 %!

You'll see. - You are almost made for this.

Do you know that I was born here? - Here, in this bed?

No, in this department store.

Incredible!

My mother just went into labour when entering the leather goods department.

It was all of a sudden. She couldn't even call an ambulance.

Do you know who helped her? - Who?

Encarnal!

Encarna! Sheer madness!

She never left this store.

Just like me.

I'm living here and I'll be dying here. That's my fate.

We bid you welcome to the sales at Yeyo's!

Of course we are continuously open ...

...from 10 am to 10 pm for our customers.

Look how satisfied she looks like.

Surely he put on the whole show.

How do you know that? - Me? Of what?

Well, the show.

The champagne, the dinner, the dresses ...

They told me.

Ah, okay. Me, too.

What a beautiful day this is ...

Hey friends, any news? You old losers.

I'm totally destroyed.

I worked the whole night. Checked materials, you know?

What's wrong? Did somebody die?

He gets the job.

Why?

Which job? Whom does he mean?

You know who. He must have pulled some strings or so.

Exactly, only possible with connections.

But I won.

He's right up with the bosses.

This fucking bastard!

Bad luck, huh? The cheque wasn't covered.

You can't trust anybody in today's world.

It's mean, isn't it?

Do me a favour: stick this up your ass!

That's what happens when you try to hoodwink others.

In the end everything takes its toll.

Who cares? The best would be to start working immediately.

There is a whole truckload of mannequins waiting for you outside.

Mannequins?

Of course. The old ones have to be brought to the cellar.

We've got our apprentices for that.

You still didn't understand. From now on I am the boss here.

This means that you have to get your fat ass moving

to bring down the mannequins if you don't want to lose your job!

Hey, wait! I don't have only bad news for you:

When you come up again, you won't have to go back to the ladies' fashion.

That's too exhausting for you.

I shall move you to the plus-size department.

Oh yeah.

I hope you enjoy it, ...

...Casanova.

What are you doing here?

Aren't you the new head of department? - No.

They like to change their plans.

I should have gotten a better job ten years ago, so don't complain.

I don't.

I just want to kill him.

Who? - Well, Don Antonio!

I'd like to put him in the oven and watch him burning in hell.

Look here. Watch out how this burns.

In five minutes there isn't anything left. Absolutely nothing.

How did saint Augustine say? "A fire cleans the soul.”

And don't forget: If you find one of our articles cheaper anywhere else,

Yeyo's will reimburse you the difference.

Aw, I'm really terribly sorry.

I knew it would be very unwise, but when you insisted like this ...

You"re right. It's my fault.

1 thought there'd be a grown-up woman able to decide for herself in front of me.

But as shown now, it was just a silly billy that doesn't even know how much money

there is on her husband's bank account. - I already settled things!

You should never ever leave your house.

Or go playing bingo. There you can spend your change.

But never ever come back again here to fuck us!

You don't talk to me like that!

I'm talking like I want to, stupid slut!

I'm giving you the chance to be a fully-fledged human being and you spoil it.

Just because you don't have money! - Excuse me.

Rafael, please come with me.

Good day. - I'm sorry for saying this.

You don't have to apologise. This can happen.

Cigarette?

Thanks. When I saw her, I lost my nerves. I don't know.

Oh my god. I was so excited about this moment.

I don't really get it.

It's really simple, Rafael: You're fired.

No! No, you cannot do that!

Well, yes, I can ...

You just offended a customer in front of the whole staff.

That's enough! Now grab your shit and never show up here again.

You cannot sack me, this is my home.

Your home? Who do you think you are?

You are an employee like everybody else.

Not like everybody!

I don't have to stick my hair to my head with glue each morning.

Oh, now we're getting wise with me.

You asshole will be laughing on the other side of your face!

Let my jacket go.

This is not yours, it's our house's!

You don't own anything. You'll have to leave empty-handedly

and I'll take care that you won't even get a job at a butcher's!

Get out! - Don't touch me!

Okay, I'm leaving.

That's what you wanted.

Now it'll be much simpler for you

to grab the little boys from the sports department.

You should choose your friends a little better.

Some of them talk too much.

That was just an accident, understand?

That's true. Just an accident. 1 didn't mean to.

Me neither, but it did happen.

Yes, it did happen.

But can't we simply forget it?

Good idea. We forget it. - Yes, ...

...and I'm returning you the panties and we're not talking about it anymore.

What, underwear?

I don't really know why I stole it.

This isn't even my size.

Probably due to the colour.

What's up, may I go now?

Yes, yes, go now, go.

Hello? Is anybody there? We'll be closing in a minute.

Get our special exhibition on the second floor.

Be enchanted by hand-picked articles from the Far East

which you'll only find here at Yeyo's!

I was just at the changing rooms. I knocked and knocked - nothing.

Probably I'm only playing the fool. - Well, let's take a look then.

Hey!

Is anybody in there? - No, that's why I called for you.

But I have to ask before, haven't 1?

The keys I'm having here ... No, I'll have to get the others.

Go away, let me.

What are you doing? - I'm looking for the door bolt.

Which door bolt? - Of the door.

Let the mutt shut up!

Leave my dog alone, will you?

Cool, like MacGyver!

What's that? - Must have been some rowdies.

I just don't understand how a door could lock itself from inside.

First things first. First: stay calm.

I'll have to dispose the body first.

And then I'll have to find these trainers. Hang on. Why am I doing this?

I didn't kill him! This was an accident!

Okay, I wanted to kill him, but not really. Sometimes, you just say stupid things.

I wanted ... l don't know.

Probably that he dies all of a sudden. "Spontaneous suicide", that exists!

I saw it in a documentary. Fuck!

Whatever, I didn't kill him. He killed himself with the hook.

No, no, that's absurd.

So what? Sometimes the truth is absurd. No, I killed him.

I said so and everybody knows.

In addition, I'm hiding the corpse. I'm more guilty than Judas!

And the bitch with the trainers could start chattering any moment.

Probably even the police will turn up here.

What am I doing when they are already waiting for me outside?

Get out, and hands up!

Matias, you scared me!

You even broke the mirror, that's enough.

Jep, she really is a bombshell!

Next time, I'll let you know beforehand.

If 1 hadn't put on the act with the key,

all of you would've looked like complete fools.

Introduce me to her.

You already know her, it's your wife.

Old madcap!

You know, you've got three hours, okay?

And when I'm back, we could have a threesome.

Yes? - Hi Mari, my sweet!

I thought of you. Just wanted to hear how you are.

He's gone.

He's not here.

He's not here!

We bid you welcome to the sales at Yeyo's!

Of course we are continuously open ...

...from 10 am to 10 pm for our customers.

Rafael, where are you going? - Me?

Where have you been? -1 wanted to buy some cigarettes.

Look, nothing but cops! - What happened?

What happened? Don Antonio has disappeared.

He's gone? Are you sure? - Yes.

He's gone and nobody saw him?

No, he's just gone. His wife is helpless. We"ll surely be questioned.

Certainly. - Wait!

This is the most exciting thing here in years and you're going to miss it?

You must be mad!

Hey you, I have to talk to you!

Ach, really?

Yesterday evening you had an argument with Don Antonio, right?

That wasn't a real argument. - He was bitter, he argued with everybody.

Yes, often at the slightest opportunity.

Don Antonio Hernandez. His VISA card.

The cleaner found it. - Correct.

And the reason of your argument?

Well, I ...

Sorry, I'm having a splitting headache.

I cannot really remember, some trifle.

It was about ties or socks ...

Yeah, he always had to rehang everything. Especially the ties, that was terrible.

He hated ties. - And afterwards?

Afterwards? Nothing. Like always, he left first and I followed him.

Rubbish ... 1 left after him.

1 actually didn't really follow him.

You seem to be nervous! - Nervous?

Although I was the last one who saw him alive,

this doesn't mean that I killed him.

1l beg your pardon? - Nothing. ll don't know ...

I don't know what I'm saying.

Nobody said that he was murdered. - Really?

Didn't you say that? - Not a single word.

Right, nobody said that. I'm a little nervous, indeed.

And you aren't the last person that saw him alive.

Oh, man.

Afterwards, another person saw him.

Well, that's a trace, isn't it?

That's pretty interesting. At least for me. I mean, ...

...otherwise you might think that in the end I was ...

And who was it, if ll may ask? - That's none of your business.

But anyhow, please stay nearby. We might need you.

What's going on here? Who might have been that?

Somebody claims to have seen him after I have left. Impossible!

Or am ll going completely crazy?

Am I speaking loud? No.

And if somebody picked up the corpse?

Of course, that's it! But who? And why? Why?

"For Rafael.”

"Our love is eternal.

Don't worry. Nobody knows anything.

Come to the cafeteria. Signed: Your Guardian Angel."

It must have been one of them.

Roxanne? Okay, I was in great shape yesterday,

but that wouldn't be enough for her to lie to the police.

And what about the corpse? Why should somebody take it with one?

Alonso.

He hates me and dragged me over here.

He'd do anything to see me burning at the stake,

but a coward like him would never steal a corpse.

I'd almost forgotten the trainers.

It must be a woman!

Helena? She's extremely horny and makes cream puffs all the time.

I didn't call her for months. It was her!

She knows about Roxanne and wants to finish me!

But why did she hide the body?

Hello! When will I finally be served? - Don't touch me!

I'm waiting ... - What's the matter?

I'd like the blouse. - Put in whatever you want.

A gift of the house.

Hey! Idiot!

Come on, where are you, silly cow? Come on, show yourself!

Stop your little games. I'm here.

What are you waiting for? Do you want to drive me mad?

You will succeed easily.

May I sit next to you? - No, 'm waiting for somebody.

He's already there.

V' sorry?)?

He's already there. Your nice guardian angel.

I just had to help you. I lied to protect you.

You'll understand, will you? - Yes, of course.

I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous.

Well, I never talked to you like that. So closely.

What was your name again? - Lourdes.

We know each other for almost ten years.

Lourdes, yes. Ten years, at least.

Tell me ... I'm sorry to be on first name terms with you, but ...

...what exactly do you know about the thing with ...

Everything.

Everything?

I watched you secretly when you started arguing with Don Antonio.

Listen, Lourdes.

Even when it sounds very odd now:

1 did not Kill him. Il swear by all that is holy.

You don't have to swear. I know that it was an accident.

He started. - I saw that.

He was jealous of your success with women.

I don't think that was the reason.

We were superior to him in all fields.

Listen, Lourdes, I don't know what you want

or if you want something at all. I'm sure you want nothing.

I just want to help you.

Brilliant. Great. I'm overflowing with emotion.

And ... later on ... did you also see how I ...

...brought the corpse ... - Into the cellar?

Yes!

This means that you know where he ...

I have him.

You have him.

Marvellous.

Perfect!

That's perfect! That makes everything much easier.

And why did you take him?

Why didn't you, I don't know ... Leave him where he was?

That was too dangerous.

The first employees arrive at seven.

If 1 had left him there, they would have found you.

Of course.

And what I'm keenly interested in, too: Where exactly did you hide him?

Don't worry. They'll never find him.

He's in a super-secret place.

Yes, well, but where?

I cannot tell you. - You can't? Why not?

Well, because I think that you don't trust me yet.

I shouldn't trust you?

But how could you say that?

After all you did for me tonight 1 trust you absolutely.

I just don't know why you help me.

We never had a relationship, at least not an intense one.

It was rather like saying "hello" to each other from far on the escalator.

But that meant very much to me.

To me, too. Yes, to me, too, I swear.

Don't lie to me!

I'm sorry. Yeah, we probably might have had more contact.

At least more than we had. I don't know,

sometimes, everything lies in front of you ...

...and we just don't pay attention to what is really important for us.

We just remain on the surface.

It's terrible. - That's right.

Anyhow, I don't want you to become more involved in this than now.

You don't have anything to with it.

Lourdes! Where are you? - Let me!

Please excuse me, if you're sorry about something I said!

You just did it again! - What? My god, what?

You banish me from your life!

Day by day I feel your refusal!

Your coldness!

You're always avoiding me. On the stairs, on the corridors, whatever.

You never took notice of me! I don't seem to exist for you!

Well, no. Get out there, then we could talk about everything.

I want to help you and you're only trying to get rid of me.

It would be the best if you'd go to the police and tell them everything.

Wait, where are you going to?

Come around again. And then we'll be talking about everything, okay?

I don't think it's a good idea to go to the police, Lourdes.

You"re right, there always was a certain barrier between us.

Something invisible standing between us. Do you know what it was?

No.

I'm shy.

Yes, really, I'm shy.

Extremely shy. If I see someone special,

I'm stepping back, that's purely instinctively.

I cannot bear profound relationships.

And when I saw you for the first time, I knew that it would come down to that.

And you are really serious?

Heaven shall open and lightning shall strike me if 'm lying.

But that was earlier. Lourdes. Now, situation is different.

No matter what happens, we belong together.

Yes, we are accomplices. - Until death.

Like in this movie with the woman that helps her boyfriend wiping off the blood

and afterwards fucks with him in the back of the car.

I... Yes, yes.

1l haven't seen this film, but ll think it's something of that kind.

We're doing it tonight, okay? After closing time.

There he is. - Where?

As I said: Nobody will find him.

Sssht! For God's sake be quiet.

Fuck. Careful.

Take the legs, the legs, the legs.

Come, up.

Pull, over there, over there.

Come on, hurry up. Just a bit, come on.

Come on, Antonio-darling, don't make yourself so heavy, you bastard.

Okay. I always wanted such a sauna. That's so ...

Healthy? - Romantic.

Okay. When we're done with this, I'm buying you six of them.

Do you have the cleaver?

You better step aside. And close your eyes.

This might be a little unpleasant.

You have to hit much harder. - I know that ll have to hit much harder.

I just took measurements.

Fuck! Look at this mess! - What happened? Did you hurt yourself?

No! Damned, it doesn't work this way!

Shall I try? - No!

If it were up to me, you shouldn't be here.

Let me think.

There must be any solution.

Nicely clean, uncomplicated, very professional.

Four years ago I had a job where I had to do this daily!

At the Gestapo?

No, at a butcher's. -1 know only few ...

...who know how to handle a cleaver that skilfully.

The secret is to hit the sinews, ...

...to separate the bones easier.

Excuse me for a sec.

Are you sick?

No.

It is just very devastating watching you work.

First rule of the elegant killer's handbook is:

When there is no body, there is no crime.

First problem is solved. Unfortunately, there is a second problem.

A person that knows too much.

Who cares. You just have to raise the arm and let it drop again.

What's wrong with you? Millions of people are dying everywhere in the world.

Do you think all these presidents are crying at night because of their crimes?

No, they sleep well. They don't mind.

Only failures keep you awake.

Now get over with it, then you're going to sleep like a baby.

Very well, ...

...the first problem is solved.

Now, there is only a second one.

Oh no, what else? What are you talking about?

Sleep with me! - Lourdes, you don't know what you're saying!

Nobody's going to turn up here, you know that.

We've got three hours. - But we have to clean up, come.

I know what happened in these beds.

I even know what you ate.

Lourdes, please. ll don't feel like it right now, please understand.

Goddammit, we just dismembered a body down there.

What's wrong? Don't I catch your fancy?

It's not just about a one-night stand in our relationship.

Don't forget, there is still a murder.

We"re risking our lives here. We should take care a bit.

Alright. This is nothing for me, correct?

This is only for pretty women, the tall and slim ones.

For the women you men like, those that look good.

Isn't it so?

Yes, many machos are running around thinking like that.

But there are also many sensitive men appreciating inner beauty, like me.

And you have a lot of it.

Yes, really. A lot, a lot, a lot. A whole lot.

Alright, then prove it.

Life is absurd. Even worse: It's absurd and crazy.

If not even absurd, crazy and highly unpleasant. But that's the way it is.

As Aristotle said: "You have to grin and bear it."

Three months later, after a long and hard selection process,

1 finally became head of department.

And the police? Nothing.

Sometime they had enough of asking questions and disappeared.

Just like Don Antonio, who became a legend.

Ricky from the sports departments travels to Cuba twice a year

And says that he saw him there on the beach, surrounded by beautiful mulattas.

Incredible, isn't it?

Others say that he's in Las Vegas with Elvis.

Sounds pretty implausible for me.

Main point is that I'm finally be let alone.

Yes, that was me!

Finally I triumphed.

A dream became reality.

I was the chosen one.

1 went through hell to rule the earth.

And everybody worshipped me.

Ow! Sorry, I didn't see you.

Can I talk to you for a moment? - Of course.

Sling her off. - Eh?

Dismiss her. - Who?

Her!

Helena?

But she didn't do anything.

Therefore. She does absolutely nothing.

She's always standing around and gossips. Besides, she smokes.

She makes me completely nervous.

But she's very competent and very nice.

Ah, you think she's nice? Do you like her? - 1 didn't say that ll like her.

Don't lie! You screwed her, too.

But that was before we got together.

Is it really over? - Of course.

Promised? - I swear!

Okay, then sling her off now.

The superior beings adapt to their surroundings, no matter of hostility.

By surviving we get stronger and can impose rules.

Even if it looks a little different at first glance.

Some of you might think now that she used me like "Kleenex"

to work off her sexual over-pressure ...

You might be right.

Lourdes expanded her empire among the whole ladies' department.

She also took over the menswear and accessory department.

She even usurped the perfume department.

The most incredible thing was:

The turnover increased by 20 percent.

Oh yeah, simply ferpect. Absolutely perfect. - This fits you very well.

The female customers were comfortable with us.

Besides all these freaks they all looked like Grace Kelly.

Ifl am a coward? Yes, but ll survived.

I am still head of department, and most important:

Nobody knows about me and Lourdes.

1 have to talk to you. - Not now, darling, no.

The Emidio Trucci shirts have just arrived.

This evening, we're going to eat at my parent's. So, dress up nicely, okay?

At your parent's? Do they know about us?

I only told them we are friends. - God, when will you finally get it?

If the police learn about us, we won't have an alibi anymore.

Don't put in a dramatic way. They weren't here for months.

We should still be careful. We mustn't talk to each other.

At eleven at my place. And bring some wine.

Wait, stop! Why don't we meet at a more neutral place?

I mean, in a restaurant?

Don't behave like this.

I already told my parents such a lot of you.

It is as if they'd know you for their whole lives.

What am I talking. You are almost a part of the family.

You silly billy.

Would you like some more chickpeas? - No, thanks.

I've had enough. I've already eaten two plates.

You can't do this to my mother, she stood in the kitchen all day.

Yes, but ... - I beg you.

I'd like to have a plate of these marvellous chick peas, Mrs. Concha.

You are only doing it for me, don't you? You can be completely honest.

No, absolutely not, no. 'm hungry.

These are the most delicious chickpeas I ever ate.

You don't even eat that good in a luxury restaurant.

I'm serious, yes.

This special aftertaste.

Is it garlic?

Parsley?

It's both wrong. Just tell me if you don't like it.

It's your fault. Did you have to lay it on that thick?

My mother isn't stupid.

And ... your father doesn't eat anything?

He sleeps, don't you see?

Ah, he takes drugs.

No, why?

I cannot eat anything, I'm pregnant.

But isn't she only eight? - Ah, don't listen to her.

I've been raped a few times by the PE teacher.

She behaves like this each day. Just don't listen to her!

Take me to thee, oh Lord! - This is childishness.

She wants attention.

Before your father dies of grief, 1 will put you into a community home.

Mother always falls for it.

Last week she had Aids and wanted to prick us with a syringe.

That's correct! I've got Aids and am in my third month of pregnancy.

And ll won't have an abortion! 'll have this baby.

And where do you want to live? In the gym?

Mum, don't pick up on it. And you: Eat your chickpeas!

If I have to go to a community home,

I'll turn on the gas tap and we're all going to blow up!

M impatient to do it! Kill me! Yes, Kill me!

Then I finally won't be bothered by you!

Perhaps all of us could calm down a bit now.

Okay?

Very well.

Tell me, Desirée, how were the holidays? Did you find new friends?

Who"s that

Your sister's fiancé. - Prat!

My name's Rafael. - 1 didn't ask you, idiot!

Don't listen. The psychologist says that we shall just ignore her.

One day you will have to suffer for what you did to me, you rats!

Will we have coffee in the living room?

One, two, three. Test, test. Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are.

And there under the car is Rodolfo. We're going to surprise him.

Get out, Rodolfo, come on!

You know why we're here.

I'm sorry, I've no idea.

There is somebody who wants to say you something, Rodolfo.

Bad timing. - Do you want to marry me?

Damn, the poor guy! - Poor guy? Why?

Well, I don't know. These people are coming with their cameras just like that.

But Encarni, please! Why are you doing that? All this makes me embarrassed.

In addition, I have a lot to do, this doesn't suit me that well now.

My daughter loves that programme. Just like me.

Me, too!

I like it most!

Yes, yes, the show is good, but having to marry so suddenly,

Without being able to think about it ...

If women would wait for the men to decide, they'd wait forever.

Well, with my husband ... - You told this a 1,000 times, mum!

I had to liquor him up first to have him marry me.

But look at us: We are very happy.

I cannot live without you.

But darling, this only concerns you and me.

You men don't know what you want. That's the way it is.

Rafi knows, because he loves me.

Well, what are you waiting for? Come on and marry!

Miniature tea pots. Out of porcelain.

These are my father's. He's a collector. - He collects pots?

No, just things that are teeny weeny. Come, you will be amazed!

He's got them all. This means, all, ...

...which are advertised on television.

Here, something very special. A Venetian miniature mask.

Isn't it cute? - This cannot be true.

Is something wrong? - No.

This magnificent collection, ...

...these beautiful decoration eggs, ...

...I'd be overfond to have them, too.

I'm an absolute idiot.

There is a thunderstorm of rage and horror around me.

But take him, for example. Do you think he suffers?

No, he's not aware of it. He's immune against the whole horror.

He lost everything. The only thing left is sleep, the nothingness.

But this is not the worst of it all.

The worst is that she slowly grows to my heart.

Wait, wait, wait!

Lourdes didn't have to liquor me to get everything she wanted.

And now say cheese!

Hey! Yes. Lourdes.

Lourdes!

Lourdes, for God's sake, drop it!

It all became some sort of idiotic game

for which there was only one rule:

If I don't do what she wants, she'll call the police.

Little by little even the last light at the end of the tunnel disappeared.

Come back, doom awaits you here!

What's up? Don't you amuse yourself? -1do, I do.

Rafa!

Rafa!

Who was that? - Nobody.

Rafa!

What's wrong with you? - Nothing, nothing is wrong.

Hide yourself. Quick, come on, duck!

But there is no space. - It's only for a short moment.

Rafa!

Rafael! - Ah, hello there!

What are you doing? - I'm only going for a short flip.

Rafa. - What's up?

One question! - Well, ask me.

Yes, but ...

Are you crazy? 1 almost suffocated down there!

We have to get off immediately.

What? We'll be outside in a minute. - Now be quiet and jump!

What? - Move it, get out!

There must be another way out. Come on, move!

Dammit!

Hey, you may not stay here, it's too dangerous.

Only five minutes.

Not one minute! If you want to get into her panties, go to a hotel.

Don't push me! - Let's go, Rafa.

I only want to stay here for five minutes, is it so hard to understand?

Fuck!

Watch out! Careful!

Stop! Help me, please!

Do you feel okay, darling? -1 told you it's dangerous.

Stop it, little boy! - What are they doing to you?

Silly boy!

Darling, say something!

Be careful, will you?

And what about your weekend? - Very good, excellent.

Yes, I know. 1 already heard it.

Yeah? What?

Nothing. No, nothing else.

Well, basically just, well, that obviously the ghost train rammed you.

This can happen.

Very fortunate, that Lourdes stood by to ... to help you.

There were lots of people. Jaime, too, amongst others.

Yes, I know, he always goes there with his girls.

And you were there with whom?? - 1 went alone.

Alone? In an amusement park?

Yes, alone.

I don't know, what she did there.

I couldn't know that she goes there, too.

Alright, calm down. It was only a question.

Hey, where are you going? What's so unusual about that?

Sometimes, I'm going to the movies alone, too!

"Come ... and escape the daily routine!"

“Escape!”

I have to get away from here as soon as possible.

Beg your pardon?

I urgently need a plane ticket. No matter, where. Do you have something nice?

There's a reasonable offer for Brazil next week.

Too late. Is there anything for today? - Let's see.

Well, what about that? A flight to Puerto Rico, leaving tonight at nine.

See? It's perfect. - Name?

Rafael Gonzalez.

Guess who's just been here.

Did you go mad?

Lourdes, I ...

Shut up!

It's not what you're thinking. - You just wanted to go without me.

Well, we've been together so much. Thus, I thought, a little separation ...

We two belong together forever.

Get that finally!

Yes, yes, yes, Lourdes, stop that! I can't stand that anymore.

It's finally over with us!

"With us”, oh God, how that sounds.

You won't go anywhere alone.

Are you threatening me?

Yes!

And when I'm leaving, you'll be telling the police?

Yes.

May I remind you that you were the one to cut up the body

like a psychopathic butcher?

I'm not scared of going to jail. To make one thing clear, Rafa:

I'd rather die than letting you go.

Go ahead!

Get out! Well, what are you waiting for?

You're crazy!

Do you understand? You and your family, you're totally crazy!

She won't do that. She may not do that. Fucking shit!

No!

No, no, no, no, no ...

That's impossible, that's not possible! It is, she's entering, she's going in!

No, no. Yes, yes, she does it. She's going in. Shit!

What does he want here? Did you come together?

He's my new friend. We're going to marry.

Congratulations.

But you didn't come here to tell me that, did you?

Are these your children? - Yes, all seven. And they hate me.

But why? -1 don't know.

They're living with their mother. We separated from each other.

I'm sorry. - You don't have to be sorry.

I'm thanking the good Lord each morning

for freeing me from this nightmare.

1 didn't want to have children.

But while comfortably brushing my teeth in the evening, ...

...She pricked little holes into the condoms with a needle.

So, why are you here?

I wanted to talk about the bag. - Bag? This one?

This one? No. About the one that was stolen from me the other day.

They said I should come here immediately, ...

...if something unusual should happen. - I need a description.

Of whom?

Of the bag. Size, colour, brand.

And what was inside the bag?

Only my mobile and my credit card.

That was all? Yes. Incredible, isn't it?

No offence.

Goodbye. I'm sorry for the interruption. - You never disturb.

And tell me, if there is something new,

no matter how ridiculous it may be.

Calm down, I didn't say anything. - Thanks.

Tell me that you love me.

Tell me, right now! - 1 love you.

In this moment, I found out that hell exists.

And the devil.

He's wearing a skirt, a bodice and a flesh-coloured bra.

Dammit, stop stealing me the fucking paper each day, got it?

The moment comes in which sanity stops and makes room for depression.

The depression evaporates and leaves the field clear for neurosis.

In serious exceptions like in war or in concentration camps,

the individual falls into a kind of state of delusion.

Sanity goes haywire.

He's not able to differentiate between reality and unreality.

Do you miss anything? - No, no, 'm feeling super.

Calm down now. I'm feeling fine. A little exhausted, but fine.

Come on, you finally have to kill her! Come, don't be a coward!

Don Antonio, that's not fair.

You're dead. You cannot talk to me.

That's your fault, you rat! You filthy rat!

You don't exist. You're only in my head, so piss off.

Wear her down. Kill her! You should have done that for a long time.

Easy. Killing is not that simple.

I'll be damned! You have ...

That was an accident! 1 didn't want to kill you!

But you did.

And it came just in time for you: Now you are head of department.

That's what you wanted. - It was only an accident.

You're sick. You have to kill her before it's too late.

Don't just think about it, do it! - To think about it is not a crime.

You don't think about important things, you just do them!

Isn't that your saying?

Hey, you! Hey, wait! We were right under discussion!

You don't do that. Shame on you, asshole!

Carmele, ...

...fold up the shirts and bring them down into the warehouse.

And finally stop laughing! - Who, me?

Yes, you! And the others, too!

Do you think I don't get it? You're laughing behind my back.

All of you want to wear me down!

Dear God, help me!

1 beg you!

Five and action!

What are you doing? Get undressed.

Rafael Gonzalez, I presume.

This isn't really happening. You're not real, are you?

Rafael, don't worry, relax.

We're used to such reactions. Relax.

Take a deep breath and answer my question:

Rafael, do you want to marry me?

Rafael, take some time, but not too much, please:

Six million people are watching right now

And we don't want them to switch the channel!

Julian!

Julian, Julian! Our little one, she's going to marry!

Well ...

Well, to be honest ...

That thing between you and me ...

That's a really special relationship ...

Don't say it! Don't say it! You may not say it!

I...well, ...

I want to ... l want ...

Yes, you want to kill her!

But not in television. Leave me alone, will you?

Sorry Rafael, this is a live show.

Did you want to say,

That you're not planning to take your Lourdes for your wife?

No, no, no, ...

...1 didn't mean that.

I just imagined that differently.

She made it! Now the woman has you where she wanted to have you!

You let yourself being ordered around!

Please look at her. The poor thing is about to burst into tears.

Don't weaken! Did you hear?

Rafael!

Rafael!

Rafael!

Rafael!

Are you going to kill her? Answer!

Are you going to kill her, yay or nay? - Yes!

Yes, by all that is sacred to me, yes!

Rafa!

Did you see that? The love could knock you out!

We're back for you after the commercial break.

Campoy here.

Do you remember the witness in the Hernandez case?

Yes, the ugly one.

She just married, in television. Now guess who!

Crazy, isn't it?

Even though she looked so harmless.

Only suspicious? Really! The two of them did it!

I have to do it.

I have to do it.

I have to do it.

I have to do it.

I have to do it.

Yes, I have to do it.

I have to do it.

Cripes! There is no way back. -1 have to do it.

We need a plan, a perfect one!

Something mathematical.

An equation with two unknowns.

For which we determine time and place.

Where and when.

Darling, what are you doing? Come to bed.

I'm coming, darling.

It's getting time to think about Father's Day presents.

Don't forget to visit our menswear department.

It means "perfect" with "p", but this reads "ferpect" with.

But the price is correct, isn't it?

This reads "ferpect”. Why?

Must be a mistake.

A mistake may not occur.

This means ...

..."perfect”.

"Perfect"!

Terrible.

“"Ferpect crime”, how embarrassing.

My God.

Cooee, sweetie!

Close your eyes nicely.

What do you say? - A colourful clown!

They all say it's gorgeous. ll want to bring it out as fashion.

Fashion for clowns? - Do you understand the basic idea?

Vivid colours, very wide trousers, big shoes, pretty bow ties.

Original, very original.

Tomorrow, you'll write a concept for this and present it to the management.

This will knock these guy's socks off!

For certain. - Do you come to bed?

1 want to watch TV.

But not for long.

You have to massage my feet,

they are totally swollen from all that running around at work.

Give me a little time.

And then we're going to sleep with each other.

I cannot fall asleep if you don't give me a treat.

Of course, sweetheart.

A crime!

No, not ferpect, no, not ferpect. No, not ferpect.

No crime!

A ferpect crime.

No, not ferpect.

A ferpect crime.

Crime.

What's wrong with you? You"re so strange.

Who, me? Do you think so?

You've changed. Earlier, you never wanted to do something.

Now you even want to go out on Sundays.

I like Sundays! The booths, the bumper cars ...

Look, the Ferris wheel! - No, 'm absolutely tired!

You have a great view from there! Come on!

I want to get out, I'm not feeling well. - My god, what are you afraid of?

Look down!

Don't behave like that. Enjoy the fresh air.

I'm not having a good head for heights. Why did you bring me here?

I just wanted to see something.

And what?

Oh, nothing. Actually only if we are just like any couple.

If we could amuse ourselves. Like others. Like the rest of mankind.

Could it be that you want to get rid of me?

Get rid of you?

Me? Get rid of you? Me you?

How could you think of that?

Il feel 'mMm cramping you too much. - No, no, no ...

That 'm a little too challenging. - Ah, come on, rubbish. No, no.

You do have a strong character.

The wedding was so rash ... - Sssht!

Only spontaneous, okay? That was different. A marvellous craziness!

When do we have a child?

A child? Why?

Such a child ...

Why do you want to have "a" child?

Let's go the whole hog: three or four.

Only children suffer a lot. 1 always found it terrible.

I had a table-top football and was never able to play it.

Look, the family down there. They are happy.

I'm really getting envious.

Where? - Well, there.

See, down there.

My god, Lourdes! What are you doing? Darling! Darling!

Look! Look!

She's going to fall down!

Now do something!

You have to take her hand!

What are you waiting for?

Do something!

Help me!

Rafael!

Hurry up!

Easy. Calm down, nothing has happened. Just a tiny fright.

Come here.

Fortunately I'm here and can protect you.

Are you looking for somebody? - Yes, the guy that usually sits here.

Campoy? No, he's not there.

Do you know when he'll be back? - No.

Nothing is explained here. In addition, it's frustrating!

In the end the police get them all. - Obviously, these are movies, you idiot.

They shall scare people off.

In real life the bad guys always win.

Thus, we should just turn the tables in this case.

On thing is crucial:

It clearly has to like one thing,

But must actually be something completely different.

It looks like one thing but is the other.

That's a brilliant solution.

Think about it: At Yeyo's you can buy today

but only have to pay next month ...

"Out of order” ... in small, convenient instalments.

Watch out, or you'll be losing your overweight.

Yes. Is there trouble with the lift?

No, it works like clockwork.

These things work one's whole life. It only takes a tender hand.

Like all of us.

What are you doing there?

Nothing, darling, I ...

We should replace the posters. They're from the last season.

Follow that car. - No problem.

I don't understand what's going on.

No, she tails him.

I'm sure they want to give us the runaround.

Could you please accompany me? I'm frightened being alone.

But I have to go to Aluche.

I'm paying you what you want.

I wanted to go to Aluche for dinner.

20 euros, if you accompany me five minutes. - Alright, but snappy.

Five minutes are up, may ll go now?? ll have to go to ...

Aluche, I know.

Yes, I know. But what is he doing there?

Looks as if he wants to jump from the diving board into the pool.

But it's empty. - At least he isn't unfaithful.

Now I'm eyeing them.

He's jumping on a diving board, she's eyeing him from afar.

Shit.

This is much more complicated than we thought.

Identical.

That's a bridge from Antonio Hernandez. Without a doubt.

Do you have it? You're a crack!

Silence. What's this disguise?

I don't know. What I look like comes out of your imagination.

Tell me, Bluebeard, satyr, you little genius.

No, I'm not telling anything. - So it's still a secret, isn't it?

You'd spoil it all again.

That's all the thanks one gets. - The plan is well-founded.

Seems to be a little confused to me.

I'm not telling you anything, I don't want to argue with you again.

Good boy! The right hand shall not know what the left hand does.

So you can't trust yourself.

1 like that! It's paranoid, but I like that.

That's gonna be a ferpect crime!

The J-BOX console and ten interactive games for only 50 euros - exclusively at Yeyo's!

Got you! Come, I show you something.

What do you say? Bought it this morning.

Such a thing is extremely expensive, isn't it? - So what? Pm happily doing this for you.

I know that I haven't always been the perfect partner.

And in the beginning, it was hard for me to accept our relationship.

But today I'm grateful for each day.

Forgive me. I was such an idiot.

I just don't know what's wrong with me.

I always hoped for this one.

That you think of me like this ...

Each hour, each minute, each second that passes I'm thinking about you.

Perhaps we shouldn't get too romantic.

There are too many people around.

Do we go in?

Right now? - Why not?

And if they hear us?

Impossible. This thing is totally soundproof.

Rafa!

Rafa!

You are as good as dead!

You rat! I'm going to exterminate you!

They're planning something! In 48 hours?

I cannot wait that long.

Talk to the judge. I only want to question them.

"Out of order”

African weeks at Yeyo's!

The most exotic furnishings for your home - now, exclusively with us.

Only here, at Yeyo's.

Furniture and accessories for special prices, as usual!

Rafa!

A fire broke out at the shopping centre, we have to get there immediately!

So you want to have three or four children, huh?

You cannot hurt me, Lourdes!

Oh no? Why not? - Because you love me, that's why!

We're not getting romantic here, are we?

Come, kiss me!

No, I'd prefer then to be chopped to pieces like Don Antonio!

Probably I'm a bad guy...

...and a two-faced asshole, ...

...but compared to you Im Heidi!

You're playing the good one because there is no other choice,

But when you can teach somebody a lesson,

you wear him down with your pent-up rage.

The police should be here any minute.

Very good! I can hardly wait!

Call your mother, I'm missing her so much!

I'd die to be with you and you'd rather die than being with me.

The result is the same!

You made me a common-or-garden man,

an idiot amongst millions of idiots!

A stupid, mediocre deadhead!

Between children and supermarkets!

1 didn't want to become like that, 1 wanted to be elegant!

Kill me! But you'll never get rid of me!

When will you finally understand that?

And if you kill me a hundred times, I'll always follow you!

You are so ugly, Lourdes. Profoundly ugly.

That's not your fault, but also not mine!

It's the world around us that makes me hate you!

The people, the magazines, our television!

Did you ever see anything like you as TV presenter?

Or an ugly woman next to a stylish Ferrari kissing a racing driver?

You don't believe for yourself what you're saying.

I do, and basically everybody does, darling!

The whole world outside!

We were raised like that, even if it's hard!

No!

There must be somebody who's not like that!

Freeze! Police!

Shall ll prove it to you? I bet this guy feels the same.

Don't shoot! She's very nervous!

Drop the knife! Hands up!

She always says that such a fire cleans the soul.

That's what saint Augustine should have said.

But that's not true! Not true!

He's lying to her! - Move your hands down! Come on!

Both!

Why me first?

That's of no importance. I have to start with someone.

You see? What did I say?

Help!

Help me!

Now the latest from Madrid, where a fire broke out in a department store.

Apparently, the tragedy was caused by one of the supposed victims:

Rafael Gonzalez ...

His body has not yet been found between the debris.

According to police reports it is possible that organic material ...

...was burned residue-freely due to the high temperature of the fire.

Such things can happen ...

"Five years later"

The good thing about large towns is

that nobody is interested in if you're alive or dead.

A new outfit is enough to start a new life.

The fresh start wasn't simple, ...

...but after five years of hard work I'm finally owner of my own shop.

I created a showroom with a lot of style

and offer an individual service to the customer.

If all turns out well, I'm going to open my second tie shop

in a shopping centre in Aluche next year.

And then ... who knows?

I never saw her again.

1 didn't have the courage to kill her, but the final result is what counts.

I achieved my goal.

I don't exist anymore.

I died in front of her eyes and those of the police.

I'm free. Finally!

That's the secret: to understand oneself.

Like Descartes said. Or Socrates? Or ...

Some are searching for a better world.

This one's enough for me.

I did achieve what I wanted to. Look at me.

Everything works out well. Better than that.

Everything is ... ferpect!

Don't worry, that doesn't keep up for long. It's just a short fashion trend.

Sure? - Yes. I'm giving it two months.

Three at best. Just as the patchwork jeans or the shoulder pads.

One day, people are fed up.

Ties. More precisely: women's ties.

I don't understand that. - That's going to be the new fashion trend.

Versace told me that Paris is ready for it yet.

But Versace is dead for a long time. - See?

He's friends with Balenciaga. He came from my village, we often meet.

And what about socks?

Did Versace say anything about socks?

No, but if you want to, I'll call him on that next time.

Let's see, what he says to that. - Okay.

"Lourdes live today"

"Triumph of the clown fashion"

"We'll always love you"