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[Larry] Previously on
Doom Patrol...
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-Who are you, again?
-The Beard Hunter.
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[Ernest]
Your facial hair connects me
directly to the brain stem.
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-You're not in control.
-[Vic] Grid, stop!
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Careful!
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[Rita] What the hell happened
back there?
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[Vic] Ever since
my reset button got pushed,
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something's been wrong
in my system.
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The rest of the team
can't know. They'll worry
I'm turning into that
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psychopath
in Jane's painting.
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[Jane] If you want
your life back, why don't
you just call her?
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-[Cliff] Who?
-[Jane] Your daughter.
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[Cliff]
What the hell is she doing
with Bump?
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-[screams]
-[bang]
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There's supposed
to be a man there.
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It's like he just walked out
of the comic book.
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[John] I have no say
in our relationship, Larry.
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[Larry] Because I'm the one
who actually has
something to lose.
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[John] Larry, you there, bud?
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It's John.
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-I'll be right here.
-Go.
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[Rita] Has anybody seen her
like this before?
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-[Cliff] How do we pull
her out?
-[Larry gasps]
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[ballad playing on radio]
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[gasps]
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[car door closes]
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-[knocking on door]
-[man] Open up.
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Captain Trainor,
are you in there?
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Who wants to know?
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Military police.
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[doorknob rattling]
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Keep your hands where
I can see 'em.
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You asshole!
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[John chuckles]
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-[keys clatter]
-Had you going there.
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[both chuckle]
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[both moan]
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How'd you find me?
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Easy.
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A motel in the middle
of nowhere.
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-Not a soul in sight.
-[Larry chuckles]
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Now, you want to tell me
what the hell this is?
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Where we are?
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[sighs]
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-Do we care?
-Hell, no.
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[both breathing heavily]
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["Moon River" playing on radio]
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-Smell this.
It smells like heaven.
-[sniffing]
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-Smells good.
-[John laughs]
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-To us.
-[glasses clinking]
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And whatever the hell this is.
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And to whatever
the hell this is.
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Okay, so, the truck,
that made sense.
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That was our place.
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But this, we've never been here
before, so it's not a memory.
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Fever dream, maybe?
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Oh. Oh.
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[scoffs] I'm dead, aren't I?
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[chuckles] Are you dead?
What are you talking about?
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Far from it.
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I used to drive by
this place when I was
going up the coast,
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and I told myself,
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"Someday, I'm going
to go there with John Bowers."
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I guess today is someday.
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So this is how you wanted it.
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-[chuckles]
-Are you happy now?
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It's perfect.
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-Let's get to it, then.
-Uh-huh.
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-[John sighs]
-Hey. Careful.
Don't choke on it.
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Look at you, mother-hen.
Why do you care so much?
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Because I love you.
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You know, I always wanted to--
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[gasps]
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[Cliff distorted]
What the hell
happened here?
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[Rita and Vic distorted]
Long story.
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[Vic distorted]
What happened in there?
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[Cliff distorted]
Not my story to tell.
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-I get it.
-[Cliff] The good thing is,
she's back.
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And... I think she's back.
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[Rita] Are you okay, Larry?
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Yeah.
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Take me back, pal.
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Please.
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Please, take me back.
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[scoffs]
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[newscaster on TV]
Protesters have gathered
outside the armed robbery trial
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of Steve Larson, also known as
Animal Vegetable Mineral Man,
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who, just yesterday,
took the stand and said
that he would rather, quote,
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"take a bullet" than testify
against his alleged partner
in crime, his dinosaur head.
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In other bizarro news,
Florida man Bump Weathers
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was massacred by a giant
alligator this weekend
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and died in a tragic accident.
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Weathers was a long time
pit crew boss
to '80s car racing
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phenom Cliff Steele.
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Locals say that Weathers' bar,
Salty Bump's,
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is the hub of Cypressville,
and he shall be missed.
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Bump is survived
by his daughter, Clara.
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-[voice 1] You're
creating disharmony.
-[voice 2] You're the primary.
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[voice 3] Listen.
You're the one on top.
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-[voice 4] An equilibrium.
-[voice 1] The more things
remain out of balance...
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-[voice 5] There are rules.
-[voice 1] ...the more all of
us are vulnerable.
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I once took a respite
at Rockhaven Sanitarium
in Glendale.
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The food was horrendous.
But Marilyn Monroe's mother
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-was my roommate.
-Your point?
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It's essential
to rest the mind.
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Is that what you think
I was doing?
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-Resting my mind?
-The point is,
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now that you're up and about,
I feel that you owe me an apology.
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[scoffs]
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Not since I understudied
Bette Davis, have I been
so monomaniacally manipulated,
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mind-controlled,
and emotionally abused.
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Karen!
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Karen's cray-cray.
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Yup.
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That's it?
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[scoffs] That's your apology?
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Do I look like I'm living
in a late '90s rom-com, Rita?
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Why? Because I'm not
fucking Karen!
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If you happen to see her--
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Sure. Mmm-hmm, except, no,
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because what I'm trying
to do now is stay out
of my head and find the Chief,
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which is why I called
[yells] a team meeting!
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Hello!
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[Cliff]
Jane called this meeting?
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Yes. Jane call meeting.
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All right,
where's Vic and Larry?
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Oh. [yells] Thanks a lot, guys!
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[beeping]
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[Vic] We're in.
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-[keyboard clacking]
-Hey, Grid, I'm here.
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[beeping]
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Probably because I removed
your operating system
from my body, big guy.
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Huh.
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Maybe it's because you're
still rebooting.
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Ever since we hit SOS
and my arm regenerated,
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I've never felt so good.
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[chuckles] LOL.
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-[keyboard clacking]
-Is that why my sonic cannon
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got all jacked up
with the Beard Hunter?
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-[keyboard clacking]
-How much stronger am I?
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-[keyboard clacking]
-But I don't see any more
cybernetic growth.
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Grid, please confirm.
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What?
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In summary,
it was very unpleasant.
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[claps hands and exhales]
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Dear Chief,
sorry we never found you.
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We have no excuse, other than
we're utterly incompetent.
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Oh, oh, look. We got a clue.
From a teleporting,
gender-queer street.
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And based on Rita's description,
we are now looking for,
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and I quote, "A hunky fellow,
known as 'Hero of the Beach.'"
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Signed, the fucking totally
useless Doom Patrol.
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-[Cliff] We're not the Doom Patrol.
-God, no.
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[Jane] We will be,
if we don't get our shit together.
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The Hero of the Beach
is Flex Mentallo.
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That's right.
How did you know that?
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Look at the cereal box.
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-Mentall-Os!
-Ah.
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Oh, you know what?
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You know what we need
right now?
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Is a man
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to eat the Chief's beard hair
and track his essence.
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Oh, but wait.
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[scoffs] We had
an actual Beard Hunter
here in Doom Manor.
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A hair-gobbling bloodhound
that could have led us
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straight to the Chief,
but no.
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And what's up with you?
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[Cliff] Bump's dead.
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Bump? The guy who screwed
your wife?
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-You should be happy.
-[Cliff] I am. I'm not.
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I need to see Clara.
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So you're gonna bail
on us and go to some
homewrecker's funeral?
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[Cliff] She's my daughter.
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Cliff, this is awful.
You should be there.
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Flit, take me to Salty Bump's.
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Don't talk to Flit.
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Flit, Clara's at Bump's bar
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-in Cypressville--
-We are not your shuttle!
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Because nobody jumped in
to save you when you were
in need, right, Jane?
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Nobody.
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And I mean nobody saved me.
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-I vote we take this down
a notch.
-[Rita] No, no, no.
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Ah! Hey. Here we go!
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-[Rita] Where are we?
-The Sunshine State.
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-[Rita] Florida?
-Enjoy!
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[Cliff] Deep breaths. [exhales]
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[breathing deeply]
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What's wrong?
You wanted to come.
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Uh, my daughter who thinks
I died 30 years ago
is inside that bar.
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She needs someone to lean on
right now.
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She needs a hero! Oh!
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Phew! Boy! Dizzy.
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It's just nerves.
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Every performer worth
their salt gets them.
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-[clears throat] It means you care.
-[groans]
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Now, stand up straight.
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Repeat after me.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
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"Red leather, yellow--"
What? Why?
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Blow your lips, like a horse.
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[blowing lips]
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-No lips.
Part of why I'm nervous.
-Right.
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Ah! How about take a deep,
cleansing breath
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all the way up through
your diaphragm.
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Haaaah.
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[Cliff] Uh, I'm good.
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[country music playing]
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[people chattering]
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Oh, goody, we fit right in.
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Hey, Metallica!
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Y'all friends of Bump's?
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-[Cliff] Uh...
-Who wasn't?
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What a lovely man.
Tragic loss.
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[Cliff] Hi.
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I see you're admiring
Bump's handiwork.
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He made this Halloween costume
for my friend years ago.
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-No shit.
-Hmm.
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-Do you mind?
-[Cliff] What? Mind, what?
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[Cliff whispering] Rita.
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Huh.
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-[Cliff] Rita.
-Reckon he used a Heliarc
or a MIG?
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-[man] It's a MIG.
-[Cliff] Rita.
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-That's carbon steel,
you jackass.
-[Cliff] Rita.
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I'll be damned.
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-[Cliff] Rita.
-Oh! Would you boys excuse us?
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[Rita] Hmm.
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Well, butter my backside
and call me Biscuit.
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What can I get for you,
pretty lady?
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Gin and tonic.
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I want to fend off
the mosquitoes while I'm here.
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Good idea.
Something for your friend?
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Oh, no, he's on the wagon.
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Poor thing. Sharaine!
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G&T for the lady, and I'll take
another pitcher of beer.
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[Sharaine] You got it, honey.
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Survey says you are not
from around here.
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-Too classy.
-[chuckles]
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Name's Big D.
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-Gertrude Cramp.
-[Cliff] Huh?
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Ah, but most people call
me Gertie.
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So, Gertie. You and tea kettle
there an item?
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Heavens, no.
He's just an old friend of the family.
243
00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:44,254
Well, in that case,
maybe you'd like to split
a basket of chicken with me?
244
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,490
I'd be delighted, Big D.
245
00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:48,591
[Big D] Sharaine.
246
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,094
A basket of chicken.
247
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:52,096
You got it, Big D.
248
00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:55,466
[Big D laughs]
249
00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:57,149
[Rita] Hmm.
250
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,440
[Vic grunts]
251
00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:04,974
[groaning]
252
00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,279
[blood dripping]
253
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:30,932
[gasps] Oh, God.
254
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,721
[sighs]
255
00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,913
[gasps]
256
00:15:42,947 --> 00:15:45,682
No. No, no, no.
257
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,885
No! No.
258
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,386
[knocking on door]
259
00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,990
[Jane] Yo!
260
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:55,926
I just found out
that Flex Mentallo
has a wife named Dolores.
261
00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:00,663
She's old as fuck,
but she's still alive.
262
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:04,168
"Wow. That's great, Jane."
263
00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,769
We're meeting her in an hour.
264
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,404
-[bangs on door]
-Hello!
265
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:09,573
Hello, what?
266
00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,743
Look, just go meet her.
You don't need my permission.
267
00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,946
Listen, Vic-wad,
you're the genius
who got a talking street
268
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:17,614
to tell us that Flex is the key
to finding the Chief.
269
00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:20,384
Flex is MIA and...
270
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:25,121
Well, his wife, Dolores,
is all we got, so...
271
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:26,690
I need your help, Vic.
272
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:30,693
[sighs]
273
00:16:30,727 --> 00:16:32,996
Okay. Uh...
274
00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:36,100
[sighs] Just give me a minute.
275
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,902
[Rita] So you knew Bump?
276
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,404
-We was neighbors.
-Hmm.
277
00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,807
And I must have told him
1,000 times,
278
00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:47,043
if he's going looking for
Frances, I will go with him.
279
00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:49,179
But did he call? Hell, no.
280
00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:50,849
Was Frances his girlfriend?
281
00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:53,985
No. Frances is the name
of the gator what ended up
282
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:57,655
eating his sorry ass.
She's a legend.
283
00:16:57,688 --> 00:17:00,191
A lot of folks figure
she ate the Unabomber.
284
00:17:00,224 --> 00:17:01,993
-And now, Bump.
-Yeah.
285
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,794
Poor old Bump.
286
00:17:03,828 --> 00:17:06,364
He ended up in the belly
of that godforsaken beast
287
00:17:06,396 --> 00:17:09,299
somewhere's out there
in the Okefenokee Swamp.
288
00:17:09,334 --> 00:17:11,301
That don't surprise me
none either.
289
00:17:11,336 --> 00:17:13,938
Most gator hunters know,
they see Frances coming,
290
00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,839
-they gonna skedaddle.
-Mmm.
291
00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,442
But not old Bump.
292
00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,510
He just rushed
right into danger.
293
00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:22,246
[Cliff] And straight into
my wife's crotch.
294
00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:23,347
Say... Say what, now?
295
00:17:23,381 --> 00:17:27,384
[laughs] Just kidding.
Bump was awesome.
296
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:30,954
[chuckles] Why'd Bump want
to catch Frances anyway?
297
00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,457
Well, you know Bump.
298
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:36,361
I mean, he's...
Get a wild hair,
and not think things through
299
00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,761
and end up doing
something stupid.
300
00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,830
Yeah. Like screwing someone
else's wife!
301
00:17:39,865 --> 00:17:42,366
-[Rita clears throat]
-I'm just kidding. Again.
302
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,150
[woman] Thank you, Clara.
303
00:17:59,217 --> 00:18:00,866
[inaudible]
304
00:18:10,228 --> 00:18:14,030
[Larry] Please, I want to go
back to that dream.
305
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:16,401
I'll never ask again.
306
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:20,171
Maybe you're tired.
I get it. Okay?
307
00:18:20,203 --> 00:18:22,472
But why'd you take me
all the way there
308
00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:26,143
if you weren't going
to let me play
the whole thing out?
309
00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:28,479
[sighs]
310
00:18:28,512 --> 00:18:33,084
I need to see him, pal. Please.
311
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:35,118
[gasps]
312
00:18:35,152 --> 00:18:40,152
-[people chattering]
-[jazz music playing]
313
00:18:42,826 --> 00:18:44,326
Excuse me.
314
00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:54,837
Hey, hey, hey,
where you heading?
315
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,173
Stay and talk.
316
00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:58,410
No, thanks.
I'm looking for somebody.
317
00:18:58,443 --> 00:19:00,912
[John] First of all, you're
underestimating writing
stream of consciousness.
318
00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:02,813
[man] Okay, look,
all I'm saying is that anybody
319
00:19:02,814 --> 00:19:05,450
could get loaded and write
the first thing
that comes to mind.
320
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,183
[John] But this one
is different. This one
is different.
321
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:09,221
Okay, there's a wicked wind,
wild orgy.
322
00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:11,655
And they get so wasted,
they blow off dinner
with Henry Miller.
323
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:13,857
-Can you imagine?
-I would never forgive myself.
324
00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:15,692
-You'll love it.
-You had me at Henry Miller.
325
00:19:15,692 --> 00:19:18,061
-You had me at orgy.
-Oh, you're so bad!
326
00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:19,297
-[all laughing]
-You came?
327
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,030
-[Larry] Hey.
-Boy, you came!
328
00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:23,934
-Thank God I found you.
-Oh.
329
00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:27,672
Guys, this is the Larry
I was telling you about.
330
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:29,507
-Hey.
-Down, boy. You know he's taken.
331
00:19:29,539 --> 00:19:32,009
Who cares? It's a free country.
I mean, look at him.
332
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:33,777
[man] Oh, my gosh, stop it.
Look, he's blushing.
333
00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:34,744
Hey, can we go?
334
00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:38,115
[laughs] You just got here.
Relax.
335
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:42,118
Enjoy yourself. Get a drink.
336
00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:43,153
Okay.
337
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,095
All right, bud.
338
00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:52,763
He's cute.
339
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:57,167
[man] Oh, my gosh.
He looks like a movie star.
340
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,702
[sighs heavily]
341
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:03,737
What the hell, pal?
Change it back to the motel.
342
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,944
I mean it.
343
00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:09,279
We're trying to work together
here, right?
344
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:13,451
This isn't what I want.
Change it back. Now.
345
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:18,483
[man]
Are you gonna play something?
346
00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:29,099
[country music playing]
347
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:30,934
Woman,
you love you some chicken.
348
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,367
[laughs] Uh-huh.
349
00:20:43,914 --> 00:20:46,951
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Here I go.
350
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:49,534
[Cliff muttering]
351
00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:53,959
[Sharaine whistles]
352
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:58,991
Everybody, shut the fuck up,
so Clara can say something.
353
00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:02,500
-I don't know if I--
-Oh, come on,
get on up there, hon.
354
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:05,236
We want to hear from you.
355
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:07,219
[sighs] Okay.
356
00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:15,913
Thanks.
357
00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:18,316
You a friend of Bump's?
358
00:21:18,348 --> 00:21:20,818
Yeah, I am. Yeah.
359
00:21:20,852 --> 00:21:25,652
Well, I'm real glad
you're here.
360
00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:30,929
Well, um, I just want to thank
y'all for coming out today.
361
00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:33,798
This would have meant
a lot to my dad. [voice breaking]
362
00:21:33,832 --> 00:21:36,901
Y'all know Bump took me in
after the accident.
363
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,603
He taught me
the important things,
364
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:41,606
like how to tie a cherry stem
knot with my tongue. [laughs]
365
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,442
-[all laughing]
-How to change my alternator.
How to kick a guy in the balls.
366
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:46,544
[all laughing]
367
00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:48,412
That's probably
why I'm still single.
368
00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:49,746
[all laugh]
369
00:21:49,779 --> 00:21:52,950
Um...
370
00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:55,519
Anyhoo, uh...
371
00:21:55,553 --> 00:21:58,888
When I turned 18,
we made it official,
372
00:21:58,922 --> 00:22:00,959
and Bump adopted me.
373
00:22:00,991 --> 00:22:04,695
I had gotten this little
inheritance when
my birth parents died,
374
00:22:04,729 --> 00:22:07,565
and part of that
was this gold watch.
375
00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,968
It meant a lot to me.
376
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,571
But what meant more to me
was this man who had cared for me
377
00:22:14,605 --> 00:22:16,941
and asked for nothing
in return.
378
00:22:16,974 --> 00:22:18,710
[chuckles] I don't know.
Maybe it was silly,
379
00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:23,742
but that gold watch
was the most valuable thing
I owned,
380
00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,583
and I wanted him
to have it.
381
00:22:25,615 --> 00:22:30,121
So I had it inscribed,
"To Dad, you're my hero."
382
00:22:30,154 --> 00:22:35,154
And... And I gave it to him
when the adoption was final.
383
00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:36,548
Yeah. [sniffles]
384
00:22:36,548 --> 00:22:40,798
Y'all know Bump had this urgent
way of looking at life, like
it was ice cream on a hot day,
385
00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,867
and he just had to eat it fast.
Carpe Diem, he'd say,
386
00:22:43,902 --> 00:22:47,739
which he said was Latin
for, "Don't waste
a goddamn minute,
387
00:22:47,771 --> 00:22:51,709
'cause you never know
when your time is up."
388
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:54,144
[voice breaking]
Well, that stupid idiot,
he was out there
389
00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:58,214
just Carpe -fucking-Dieming
when he went into
the belly of a gator
390
00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:02,219
and took that damn watch
with him.
391
00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:05,289
Makes no sense why he did it.
392
00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:10,323
But it also makes no sense
why he'd take a little girl
under his wing
393
00:23:10,761 --> 00:23:14,897
when he had his whole life
ahead of him.
394
00:23:14,932 --> 00:23:17,902
So, uh...
395
00:23:17,935 --> 00:23:21,873
So here's to the good things
that make no sense.
396
00:23:21,905 --> 00:23:26,277
Here's to my dad.
He'll always be my hero.
[chuckles]
397
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:31,115
[all cheering]
398
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:33,284
-Did you talk to her?
-No, I didn't talk to her!
399
00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,720
But she was right there!
400
00:23:35,752 --> 00:23:38,288
Didn't you hear what she said?
Bump was her hero!
401
00:23:38,321 --> 00:23:40,525
Of course, he was.
He raised her.
402
00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:42,059
It's not a competition, Cliff.
403
00:23:42,093 --> 00:23:44,428
Are you crazy?
He took in an orphan girl.
404
00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:45,864
How am I gonna beat that?
405
00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:49,566
I think your love
and a sincere apology
should suffice.
406
00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:53,103
No, no, no, no.
407
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:56,839
Frances.
408
00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:57,874
What?
409
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:09,482
["Moon River" playing]
410
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,199
Come on.
411
00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:23,835
Come on.
412
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:27,468
-[Larry] What?
-Come on.
413
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:36,446
Dark corner,
away from everybody.
414
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,083
[chuckles]
415
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:40,018
-One dance.
-Okay.
416
00:24:40,018 --> 00:24:42,053
-One dance.
-I'll take what I can get.
417
00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:46,156
-[Larry scoffs]
-Hey, you asked for context.
Here it is.
418
00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:47,892
We're in the heart
of the happening, Larry.
419
00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:49,027
-I know. I know.
-This is it.
420
00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:52,462
I get it. I get it.
It's just...
421
00:24:52,496 --> 00:24:54,965
-It's a lot.
-[chuckles]
422
00:24:54,999 --> 00:24:58,769
Hey, appreciate
what we have here.
423
00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,038
-Okay?
-Yeah.
424
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:04,442
Back home in Erie, Rawhide
didn't open until '79.
425
00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,009
Shit.
426
00:25:06,044 --> 00:25:10,913
Until then, the nearest gay bar
was six hours away in Philly.
427
00:25:10,948 --> 00:25:13,416
Rawhide?
428
00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,352
Erie, PA. What are you saying?
429
00:25:15,385 --> 00:25:16,988
[John chuckles]
430
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,923
I'm saying, we're safe here.
431
00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:22,894
[Larry] And we'd be safe
back at that motel.
432
00:25:22,926 --> 00:25:27,364
Look, I know, I know
I should be okay
with all this,
433
00:25:27,397 --> 00:25:31,597
but there's no privacy here.
434
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:36,240
-Who's gonna see you
here, Larry?
-What?
435
00:25:36,272 --> 00:25:38,910
-I don't know.
-Because,
436
00:25:38,942 --> 00:25:41,878
right now,
we could go anywhere.
437
00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:44,280
We could do anything.
438
00:25:44,315 --> 00:25:46,017
But we can't
439
00:25:46,049 --> 00:25:49,354
because, even in this dream,
or whatever the hell this is,
440
00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:51,955
you're still worried about
what other people think.
441
00:25:51,990 --> 00:25:56,794
-No, no...
-Yes. Yes, you are.
442
00:25:56,827 --> 00:25:58,930
Yes, you are.
443
00:25:58,962 --> 00:26:01,598
If you're not running
from the military,
it's your wife.
444
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,201
-And if it's not your wife...
-Hey.
445
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,202
-...then it's a table
of perfectly wonderful guys.
-That is not it.
446
00:26:05,236 --> 00:26:08,138
I just want us alone.
I want to be with you.
447
00:26:08,173 --> 00:26:10,608
[loudly] Then be with me,
Larry. Here!
448
00:26:10,642 --> 00:26:13,911
Or at the table or at the bar!
What does it matter
as long as we're together?
449
00:26:13,944 --> 00:26:16,948
Okay. Okay. You're right, okay?
I need to change.
450
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:21,980
[scoffs] Don't you think
you would've
if you could've by now?
451
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,088
You've got to let go, Larry.
452
00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:28,359
The world has changed,
and you've stayed the same.
453
00:26:28,393 --> 00:26:31,662
Hiding out in the back
of pickup trucks, holing up
in out-of-the-way motels.
454
00:26:31,695 --> 00:26:33,998
Never breaking out
of your damn box.
455
00:26:34,031 --> 00:26:35,532
What kind of life is that?
456
00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:36,968
John.
457
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,770
John, I swear, I'll change.
Just give me a chance.
458
00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:41,772
I'm all out of chances, Larry.
459
00:26:41,806 --> 00:26:44,141
I don't want to spend
my last days like this.
460
00:26:44,173 --> 00:26:45,442
What?
461
00:26:45,476 --> 00:26:49,113
You want a chance? Take one.
462
00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:52,950
John. John!
463
00:26:52,982 --> 00:26:56,953
John!
464
00:26:56,987 --> 00:26:58,055
John!
465
00:26:58,056 --> 00:26:59,056
[panting]
466
00:26:59,057 --> 00:27:02,460
What is going on?
What's happening?
467
00:27:02,492 --> 00:27:04,797
Answer me!
468
00:27:04,829 --> 00:27:09,829
Look, I know you're not
the best communicator, okay?
Join the club.
469
00:27:10,335 --> 00:27:14,739
Why did John say he didn't
want to spend his last days
like this?
470
00:27:14,771 --> 00:27:18,709
What chance
am I supposed to take?
471
00:27:18,742 --> 00:27:22,246
[sighs] Come on, pal.
Come on, pal.
472
00:27:22,278 --> 00:27:24,181
Help me out.
473
00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:26,750
What's going on?
474
00:27:26,784 --> 00:27:27,834
[sighs]
475
00:27:58,214 --> 00:28:00,116
"Erie"?
476
00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:01,799
Is that it?
477
00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,796
[Rita] Did you not hear
what Big D said?
478
00:28:11,828 --> 00:28:14,731
People that go after Frances
never come back.
479
00:28:14,765 --> 00:28:16,233
This is insane,
even for you, Cliff.
480
00:28:16,267 --> 00:28:18,903
Why'd you tell Big D
that your name
was Gertrude Cramp?
481
00:28:18,935 --> 00:28:23,106
Because, unlike you,
I'm not running away anymore.
482
00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:27,077
I'm trying to face my fears
and remember who I was
483
00:28:27,111 --> 00:28:31,548
before I was Rita Farr.
484
00:28:31,582 --> 00:28:33,351
Gertrude is my real name.
485
00:28:33,384 --> 00:28:36,488
Well, then I want to be
Clara's dad again.
486
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,957
That's who I was
before I became this tool shed.
487
00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,625
But I can't do it without
that watch.
488
00:28:41,659 --> 00:28:43,094
This is about a watch?
489
00:28:43,126 --> 00:28:45,396
A watch isn't going
to win her back.
490
00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,332
All a girl wants
is her father's time.
491
00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:50,134
Well, I blew that.
All I can do now
is make up for it.
492
00:28:50,167 --> 00:28:51,836
Why don't you just buy
a new watch?
493
00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:53,337
What is so special
about that watch?
494
00:28:53,371 --> 00:28:55,074
Because
it's my fucking watch. Okay!
495
00:28:55,106 --> 00:28:58,977
I won it in the Dallas Speedway
in 1976 in a neck-in-neck
with Flip Jackson.
496
00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:03,547
And that watch means
something to her.
So, if I have to bear wrestle
497
00:29:03,548 --> 00:29:06,250
an alligator
to prove that
I still care about her,
498
00:29:06,284 --> 00:29:09,686
then, God damn it,
that's what I'm gonna do.
499
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,722
Ooh! Well,
what about me?
500
00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:15,459
What am I supposed to do
while you wade into
the heart of darkness?
501
00:29:15,491 --> 00:29:16,493
Stand on the shore?
502
00:29:16,528 --> 00:29:19,297
Wait to be eaten alive
by some tsetse horde?
503
00:29:19,329 --> 00:29:21,498
-I don't care.
-[flies buzzing]
504
00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:24,402
[exclaims and sighs]
505
00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:27,503
I should have had another
gin and tonic.
506
00:29:27,538 --> 00:29:29,239
[sighs]
507
00:29:29,272 --> 00:29:32,143
Ugh!
508
00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:37,125
-[Rita grunting]
-[frog croaking]
509
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:59,268
[doorbell rings]
510
00:30:02,073 --> 00:30:05,241
Hello, can I help you?
511
00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,377
I'm an old friend of John's.
512
00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:10,013
From the military.
513
00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:13,084
Captain Larry Trainor.
514
00:30:13,116 --> 00:30:18,056
[gasps] I can't believe it.
515
00:30:18,088 --> 00:30:21,459
-The bandages.
-Yeah.
516
00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:24,061
Yeah, I was just
in the neighborhood,
517
00:30:24,095 --> 00:30:29,095
-and I wondered if he--
-Of course. Come in.
518
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,851
He's been drifting in and out.
519
00:30:45,884 --> 00:30:50,653
And your ears must have been
burning, 'cause he keeps
saying your name.
520
00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:52,188
[chuckles]
521
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:23,186
[John] Larry.
522
00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:27,023
You son of a bitch.
523
00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:30,426
I can't believe you came.
524
00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:34,565
[Larry] Hey.
525
00:31:34,597 --> 00:31:36,232
[John sighs]
526
00:31:36,266 --> 00:31:38,635
I...
527
00:31:38,669 --> 00:31:40,738
I thought it was all a dream.
528
00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:44,008
I had a bad fever
for about a week.
529
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,277
I conked out.
I saw the white light.
530
00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:49,180
I thought,
"Well, John, old boy,
531
00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:52,048
it was a good run.
532
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:56,133
Wheels up. All systems go."
533
00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:04,123
But when I got closer
to the light...
534
00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:07,828
[sighs] I saw you.
535
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,436
Good God.
536
00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:17,470
That steak sandwich
was fucking awesome, wasn't it?
[laughing]
537
00:32:17,642 --> 00:32:22,642
[Larry] I'd go back
to that motel in a heartbeat.
538
00:32:23,114 --> 00:32:27,917
[sighs]
539
00:32:27,951 --> 00:32:31,055
I gotta be honest with you.
540
00:32:31,087 --> 00:32:36,087
At this stage in my life,
I'm too old to ask how.
541
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,545
You're here, Larry.
542
00:32:44,601 --> 00:32:46,971
[John sighs]
543
00:32:47,003 --> 00:32:51,075
You're here.
544
00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:52,810
[chuckles]
545
00:32:52,844 --> 00:32:57,013
It's so romantic in here,
amongst the diapers
and decongestant, isn't it?
546
00:32:57,048 --> 00:33:01,051
[laughs and sighs]
547
00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:04,321
Let's go to the porch.
548
00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:09,026
And, if you don't mind,
darling,
549
00:33:09,059 --> 00:33:12,863
-I need a lift.
-You got it.
550
00:33:12,896 --> 00:33:14,846
[John grunts]
551
00:33:22,006 --> 00:33:25,242
[Larry] Up we go. [grunts]
552
00:33:25,276 --> 00:33:30,276
[John] Good God,
you're still so strong.
553
00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:49,534
What I said in the bar,
it was selfish of me
554
00:33:49,567 --> 00:33:52,636
to bring my crap into
our fantasy. I'm sorry.
555
00:33:52,671 --> 00:33:56,340
[Larry] Are you kidding?
I'm here because
of what you said.
556
00:33:56,374 --> 00:33:58,676
Part of me hoped you'd come.
557
00:33:58,710 --> 00:34:02,246
Let's face it,
other than Evette,
I got no one left.
558
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:04,516
Everyone's croaked.
559
00:34:04,548 --> 00:34:06,416
That's what
they don't tell you.
560
00:34:06,451 --> 00:34:09,152
You enter wearing diapers
and eating baby food,
561
00:34:09,186 --> 00:34:13,291
and you exit
the same damned way.
562
00:34:13,324 --> 00:34:16,726
It's just my way of saying,
563
00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:19,996
I'm very glad you came,
564
00:34:20,030 --> 00:34:22,130
Larry Trainor.
565
00:34:29,507 --> 00:34:31,507
This is where she said
to meet, right?
566
00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:36,047
[doors open]
567
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:38,081
Where the hell is she?
568
00:34:38,114 --> 00:34:42,320
She's old. Give her a minute.
569
00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:46,289
Dude, this aggro thing
is not working for you.
570
00:34:46,324 --> 00:34:49,693
-Talk to me.
-Okay, look...
571
00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:52,329
[sighs]
572
00:34:52,362 --> 00:34:54,331
I'm all jacked up.
573
00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:56,733
-Okay. Meaning?
-Meaning...
574
00:34:56,735 --> 00:34:59,936
When the Beard Hunter
came at me, Grid went haywire,
575
00:34:59,969 --> 00:35:01,940
activated my sonic cannon.
576
00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:06,972
I could have taken out Rita,
Negative Spirit, you.
577
00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:10,849
-Okay, so how's Grid now?
-I don't know.
578
00:35:10,882 --> 00:35:15,018
-I turned it off.
-Isn't it like an integral
part of you?
579
00:35:15,052 --> 00:35:16,353
Yeah.
580
00:35:16,387 --> 00:35:18,456
The totally fucked up part,
with a mind of its own.
581
00:35:18,489 --> 00:35:21,592
But how can you even move?
Doesn't Grid control, like,
582
00:35:21,626 --> 00:35:24,228
-all your parts?
-No. Grid's just my software.
583
00:35:24,262 --> 00:35:25,963
Still. Do you think
you should have just--
584
00:35:25,996 --> 00:35:27,231
I had to do what I had to do.
585
00:35:27,264 --> 00:35:29,934
So I had to shut
that shit down.
586
00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:31,603
Have you ever felt like
587
00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:35,106
there's something inside of you
that could do major damage
if you don't take control?
588
00:35:35,139 --> 00:35:37,442
I feel like that
all the fucking time.
589
00:35:37,474 --> 00:35:40,711
The difference is
I legitimately have no control.
590
00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:42,713
I can't just shut
that shit down.
591
00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:46,349
Okay? If I could, I would have
done it a long time ago.
592
00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:50,655
Why not just suck it up
and call your dad?
593
00:35:50,688 --> 00:35:53,291
-The painting.
-Dude, I saw that painting
594
00:35:53,324 --> 00:35:56,360
when I was inside a donkey.
595
00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:58,195
It's mind-fuckery-vomit art
596
00:35:58,195 --> 00:35:59,663
from the fetid mind
of Mr. Nobody, dude.
597
00:35:59,664 --> 00:36:00,931
I mean, consider the source.
598
00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:04,934
Except it's happening.
I saw it with my own eyes.
599
00:36:04,969 --> 00:36:07,036
The machine's taking over.
600
00:36:07,038 --> 00:36:08,739
And I can't stop it.
601
00:36:08,771 --> 00:36:10,242
Fuck.
602
00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:15,275
What about you? Why are you
suddenly interested in
rescuing the Chief?
603
00:36:17,581 --> 00:36:21,418
I just can't stop thinking
about that old folks home.
604
00:36:21,452 --> 00:36:24,722
The Doom Patrol.
605
00:36:24,755 --> 00:36:27,123
Chief was gonna lock me
up there, and I deserve to know why.
606
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:30,126
-The Chief has his reasons
for everything.
-Then I need to hear it.
607
00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:32,262
From him.
608
00:36:32,295 --> 00:36:33,864
He owes me that.
609
00:36:33,898 --> 00:36:35,766
[man] I know you were with him.
I fucking saw you.
610
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,436
-Don't fucking lie to me!
-[woman crying] I'm not lying
to you. I swear!
611
00:36:38,469 --> 00:36:40,771
-[man] Bullshit!
-[woman] Get off of me!
612
00:36:40,804 --> 00:36:42,304
-I'll be right back.
-[man] Come here!
613
00:36:42,306 --> 00:36:43,940
-[woman crying]
-[man] Where you going?
614
00:36:43,974 --> 00:36:45,277
Hey!
615
00:36:45,277 --> 00:36:46,811
-[man] Oh, now you want to
make me chase you?
-Leave her alone!
616
00:36:46,844 --> 00:36:48,246
[man] Don't you walk away
from me!
617
00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:50,282
-[man] Come here.
-[woman] Get away! Get away!
618
00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:52,650
-[man] All I want to do
is talk to you.
-[woman] Leave me alone!
619
00:36:52,684 --> 00:36:55,186
-[man] I promise.
-Hello, young man.
620
00:36:55,219 --> 00:36:57,922
Hey, you must be Dolores.
621
00:36:57,954 --> 00:37:00,759
Look at my elbow.
622
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,293
[man] Get back here!
Oh, I'mma find you all right
623
00:37:03,327 --> 00:37:06,264
[Jane] Hey, fucko!
Keep your hands off her!
624
00:37:06,297 --> 00:37:08,666
Look at my elbow.
625
00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:11,202
Look at my fist, motherfucker!
626
00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:14,070
-[Jane grunts]
-[man groans]
627
00:37:14,105 --> 00:37:17,173
-[Jane grunts]
-[man yells]
628
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:19,476
[vehicle approaching]
629
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,711
[brakes screech]
630
00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:22,746
[man groans]
631
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:24,148
[man] Go, go, go!
632
00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:26,717
-[tires screech]
-Go, go, go!
633
00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,485
God damn it!
634
00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:30,954
Vic, did you see that?
635
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:34,224
Vic!
636
00:37:34,257 --> 00:37:36,960
Vic!
637
00:37:36,994 --> 00:37:40,632
[Cliff] Frances! Frances!
638
00:37:40,664 --> 00:37:43,300
Frances,
where the fuck are you?
639
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,836
This is utter madness, Cliff!
640
00:37:45,869 --> 00:37:47,905
We have paddled through
this stretch of swamp
641
00:37:47,938 --> 00:37:51,476
three times, and we still
haven't seen Frances.
642
00:37:51,509 --> 00:37:53,610
It's starting to get dark soon.
643
00:37:53,644 --> 00:37:55,079
We have to turn back.
644
00:37:55,112 --> 00:37:56,648
[Cliff]
I'm gonna find that watch,
and give it to Clara.
645
00:37:56,648 --> 00:37:58,481
If I find that watch,
everything will be better.
646
00:37:58,483 --> 00:38:00,184
I'm gonna find that watch
and give it to Clara.
647
00:38:00,184 --> 00:38:03,954
-If I find that watch,
everything will--
-Or you could just talk to her!
648
00:38:03,987 --> 00:38:05,889
And say what?
649
00:38:05,923 --> 00:38:09,594
Everything I could
possibly say would be
totally stupid as fuck!
650
00:38:09,626 --> 00:38:13,898
"Hi, I'm your dad, but I died,
and I'm a robot now.
651
00:38:13,931 --> 00:38:17,735
I'm just a brain in a tin can,
but, hey, even though I've been
652
00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:21,539
robot non grata for 30 years,
and I don't expect you to like me,
653
00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:25,809
and you certainly don't have
to love me, but I just wanted
to say, 'I'm sorry.'"
654
00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:30,215
Yes! That's exactly
what you would say.
655
00:38:30,248 --> 00:38:33,217
[Cliff]
But if I find the watch,
I'll be her hero.
656
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,952
And she'll know
how much I care.
657
00:38:34,985 --> 00:38:39,791
No more time for words.
From now on, only deeds.
658
00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:43,661
Frances!
Where the fuck are you!
659
00:38:43,695 --> 00:38:46,764
I want that fucking watch!
I need that fucking watch!
660
00:38:46,797 --> 00:38:50,601
I want that fucking watch!
I need that fucking...
Fucking...
661
00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:53,335
[screaming] watch!
662
00:39:04,248 --> 00:39:07,585
[Rita] Cliff?
663
00:39:07,617 --> 00:39:11,322
Are you okay?
664
00:39:11,355 --> 00:39:12,355
Cliff?
665
00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:26,137
Oh, my God,
you've fried your brain,
you stupid idiot!
666
00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:30,340
[crying] How are we gonna
get you out of here, now?
667
00:39:30,373 --> 00:39:34,478
[squeals]
668
00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:36,047
[exhales]
669
00:39:36,081 --> 00:39:39,215
I didn't survive
Forbidden Congo just to die
670
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,920
in some goddamn swamp!
671
00:39:42,952 --> 00:39:47,425
[shouting] Cliff!
672
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:50,007
[Cliff] I'm here.
673
00:39:53,597 --> 00:39:55,666
Let's go home.
674
00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:58,250
[chuckles] Let's!
675
00:40:06,677 --> 00:40:08,847
Are you coming?
676
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,382
[Cliff] No, you...
You go ahead.
677
00:40:11,414 --> 00:40:13,250
[Rita] Okay.
678
00:40:13,284 --> 00:40:14,634
[sighing]
679
00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:30,032
[sighing deeply]
680
00:40:35,306 --> 00:40:36,956
[splashing]
681
00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:43,411
[growling]
682
00:40:49,586 --> 00:40:53,056
[Cliff screaming]
683
00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,592
Now,
684
00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:58,295
tell me all about you.
685
00:40:58,329 --> 00:40:59,831
[Larry]
There's nothing to tell.
686
00:40:59,864 --> 00:41:04,001
There must be something.
You have the strength
of a 20-year-old.
687
00:41:04,034 --> 00:41:07,438
What do you do to stay
so virile? And please
don't tell me yoga.
688
00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:10,875
-[both chuckle]
-I can't tell if you're
laughing under that gauze.
689
00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:12,809
It's fucking yoga. I knew it.
690
00:41:12,844 --> 00:41:14,945
[Larry] No. More like RHIP.
691
00:41:14,978 --> 00:41:17,313
I haven't heard that
since the service.
692
00:41:17,347 --> 00:41:19,016
"Rank Has Its Privileges"?
693
00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,318
[Larry] No,
"Radiation Has Its Perks."
694
00:41:21,351 --> 00:41:24,054
I'll be damned.
695
00:41:24,088 --> 00:41:26,523
[sighs]
696
00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:29,126
Guess there's always
a silver lining, Lar.
697
00:41:29,159 --> 00:41:34,159
So there's been no one
special in your life
for 60 years? Come on.
698
00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:38,869
What about your wife, Sheryl?
699
00:41:38,902 --> 00:41:40,905
[Larry]
She died of cancer in '89.
700
00:41:40,938 --> 00:41:43,007
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
701
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,443
[Larry] We weren't close,
but thank you.
702
00:41:45,476 --> 00:41:47,425
And the boys?
703
00:41:54,918 --> 00:41:58,289
[Larry] Why put this on them?
704
00:41:58,322 --> 00:42:00,559
What good would it do?
705
00:42:00,592 --> 00:42:05,592
The truth is,
I haven't really lived much
since the accident.
706
00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:11,635
You were my last real thing.
707
00:42:11,668 --> 00:42:16,668
And I still feel bad about
sending you away.
708
00:42:19,143 --> 00:42:22,079
It wasn't easy.
709
00:42:22,112 --> 00:42:24,782
But...
710
00:42:24,815 --> 00:42:27,251
I got over you.
711
00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:30,134
[sighs] Eventually.
712
00:42:33,423 --> 00:42:35,673
And I moved on.
713
00:42:39,429 --> 00:42:41,679
You should too.
714
00:42:48,673 --> 00:42:53,673
[Larry]
You know, when I told you
I loved you, at the motel,
715
00:42:55,713 --> 00:42:59,000
I meant it.
716
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,851
I wanted you to know that.
717
00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:05,885
In case I don't get
another chance to tell you.
718
00:43:09,659 --> 00:43:12,130
[scoffs]
719
00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:17,163
-I'm not dead, yet,
for Christ's sake!
-[Larry chuckles]
720
00:43:19,271 --> 00:43:22,840
You really haven't fucked
anyone since JFK?
721
00:43:22,873 --> 00:43:24,708
My God, Larry!
722
00:43:24,742 --> 00:43:26,992
[both laughing]
723
00:43:31,115 --> 00:43:34,000
[Larry]
Now that I think of it,
724
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,623
there is a relationship
I want to tell you about.
725
00:43:38,655 --> 00:43:41,659
Go on. Go on.
726
00:43:41,693 --> 00:43:46,693
[Larry] It's not a traditional
relationship, per se, but...
727
00:43:48,632 --> 00:43:52,603
There's something inside me.
728
00:43:52,637 --> 00:43:54,672
I wouldn't say we're friends.
729
00:43:54,704 --> 00:43:57,909
But...
730
00:43:57,942 --> 00:44:02,346
there's definitely
a connection there.
731
00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:05,817
For years, I didn't know
732
00:44:05,849 --> 00:44:10,286
what it was, or what it wanted.
733
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,070
But now, I think I might.
734
00:44:20,164 --> 00:44:23,300
Hey...
735
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:26,634
["Moon River" playing]
736
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:39,380
Sleep well, my friend.
737
00:45:28,164 --> 00:45:29,664
Thank you.
738
00:46:13,244 --> 00:46:17,143
I'll be with you in a sec.
739
00:46:58,521 --> 00:46:59,572
[sighs]
740
00:47:12,202 --> 00:47:13,905
[Darren] Hello, Victor.
741
00:47:13,938 --> 00:47:15,507
Darren Jones.
742
00:47:15,539 --> 00:47:18,076
I greatly enjoyed our meeting
on Danny the Street,
743
00:47:18,108 --> 00:47:22,579
but I thought this time,
we'd get together on my turf.
744
00:47:22,612 --> 00:47:24,280
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