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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PANTING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(PANTING)
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No!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS) You can't do this.
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I've seen what you've done
to the others.
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Please let me go. I'll pay anything.
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You've done enough damage
with your money.
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You wicked, evil...
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Evil, Mrs. Thomas?
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I don't control a company
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that leveled a 1,000-year-old forest
for a strip mine.
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That's evil.
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(CLICKS)
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(HISSING)
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(MOANING)
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(COUGHING)
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(CREAKING)
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You and your kind owe Mother Nature
a big debt,
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and I'm going to see that you pay it.
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BRUCE: I don't care
how much money we'll lose.
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I won't have Wayne Enterprises involved
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in an operation
that destroys a rainforest.
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Shut it down or you're gone!
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One of my greedy directors made a deal
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with a slash-and-burn outfit
in the Amazon.
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Hmm, it's fortunate
you caught it in time.
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I hate it when things slip by me.
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And with me helping you
to answer your mail,
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nothing will.
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Ah, it says here
you just won $10 million.
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That's nice.
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Hmm, you also received a tape from
some enterprise called Eternal Youth.
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Shall I have a look?
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Be my guest.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hello, Mr. Wayne, I'm Violet.
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And I'm Lily.
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And we'd like to invite you...
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To a free weekend at...
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- The Eternal Youth Spa.
- The Eternal Youth Spa.
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Oh, my. They even speak in unison.
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(PANTING)
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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(KNOCKING)
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Maggie.
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Hello, love.
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Care to join me for a morning jog?
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As much as I'd love to,
Master Bruce insists I review this tape.
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"Eternal Youth."
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Sounds intriguing.
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- Hello, Bruce.
- Good morning, Maggie.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Our founder, Dr. Daphne Demeter,
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has created a medical program
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- that actually reverses
- My, my, my.
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The aging process.
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My gracious.
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Everyone's got a gimmick.
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You'll enjoy a weekend
of sumptuous mineral baths,
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specially prepared meals,
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and invigorating nature hikes.
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In two days, you'll look...
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And feel...
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- Years younger!
- Years younger!
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It's the perfect weekend
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for the harried, stressed-out executive.
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You might wanna try this, Bruce,
with your late nights and all.
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My weekends are shot, Maggie.
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But if you and Alfred would like
to go in my place...
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Uh...
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Thank you, sir,
but we couldn't possibly accept.
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It's much too generous.
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I thought they said it was free.
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They did. Oh, Alfie,
don't be an old fogy.
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A little fresh air would do us both
some good.
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And you have been promising
to take me somewhere.
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I'm afraid
it's quite out of the question.
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I've been shanghaied.
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Oh, hush.
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(EXCLAIMS) Maggie!
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VIOLET: May I help you?
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Hello. I'm Ms. Page.
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And this is Mr. Pennyworth.
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We'll be filling in for Mr. Wayne.
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Our target is a no-show.
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What should we do?
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Let them in.
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Somebody's got to pay
for the sins of Wayne Enterprises.
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Good morning.
I am your director, Dr. Demeter,
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and I welcome you
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to our wonderful program
of organic rejuvenation.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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Would you put that thing down and relax?
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After years of research in my lab,
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I have developed this enzyme. Demetrite.
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The secret of eternal youth.
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Doesn't she look wonderful?
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Not a day over 90.
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Here you'll find demetrite in the food,
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the water,
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even the air you breathe at night.
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What a relaxing thought.
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I assure you,
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the enzyme is thoroughly non-toxic
and completely biodegradable.
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And once you see
those wrinkles melt away,
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you'll want to saturate
every cell with it.
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To eternal youth.
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- To eternal youth.
- To eternal youth.
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Mmm. Quite refreshing, actually.
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You should taste these.
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Delicious.
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Now, this is the kind of
wilderness experience I could enjoy.
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GORDON: It's a real brain-buster,
my friend.
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No ransom note, no goodbye note,
no nothing.
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And she's not the only
vanishing industrialist.
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Three more were reported this week.
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BATMAN: I'll search her penthouse.
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Good luck.
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We put that place under a microscope.
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And all we got was eye strain.
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Maybe your Bat radar can...
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Oh, never mind.
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Hello, Mrs. Thomas,
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I'm Violet.
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And I'm Lily.
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VIOLET: And we'd like to invite you...
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LILY: To a free weekend at...
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BOTH: The Eternal Youth Spa.
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ALFRED: Yes, Master Bruce,
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I did ask about that lady
as you requested.
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But it seems she left by herself
two weekends ago.
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Why anyone would want
to leave this place is beyond me.
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(ALFRED CHUCKLING)
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Alfred, are you okay?
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Never better, sir.
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Everywhere I turn,
I see another sign of nature's...
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Beauty.
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I assure you that when I return,
I'll be feeling like a new man.
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You know, Maggie, I never realized
how dreary this place actually looks.
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Especially after where we've been.
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Ah, well,
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thanks for a splendid weekend.
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Oh.
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You are feeling younger,
aren't you? (CHUCKLES)
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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What the...
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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Good to see you, sir.
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You too, Alfred.
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What's with the jungle?
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Oh, I thought this drab old cave
could use a little color.
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How does it look?
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Green.
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Yes, so lovely. (SIGHS)
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I fear all this decorating has given me
a dreadful thirst.
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What's that?
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Special spa water, sir,
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with a drop or two
of Dr. Demeter's formula.
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Wonderful stuff, this demetrite.
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Ah. Excuse me, sir.
I couldn't help myself...
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Alfred!
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Really, sir.
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It was merely a case of overexertion.
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My weekend must have been
more tiring than I realized.
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Well, you get some rest.
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I need to check on something.
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MAGGIE: Alfie!
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ALFRED: Maggie.
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How strange to see you.
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I've just been thinking about...
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Going back to the spa?
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How did you know?
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That's all I've been thinking about
since I got home.
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Computer log continuing.
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The active ingredient
in the demetrite formula
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is a chlorophyll-based enzyme.
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Analysis indicates that it does affect
human cellular membranes.
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I am now combining equal amounts
of the enzyme
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to human plasma.
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What the...
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(GRUNTING)
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Alfred!
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Alfred!
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Alfred!
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Alfred!
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I don't know why, Doctor,
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but we felt absolutely compelled
to come back.
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We couldn't keep ourselves away.
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Hmm.
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Already your bodies have been primed
for the true value of my treatment.
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The ultimate rejuvenation,
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the promise of life everlasting.
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I say, what is this?
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(BOTH COUGHING)
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Run, Maggie!
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(CREAKING)
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(GASPING)
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You go after the wrong people, Batman.
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Poison Ivy.
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Only you would identify yourself
with Demeter,
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the Greek goddess of plants.
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VIOLET: Hey, a high school graduate.
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Don't even think about it.
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Unusual trees.
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Subtropica brasilias.
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As rare as winter roses, Batman.
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I tap their sap for my growth enzyme,
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which you see here
in its purified, most concentrated form.
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The secret of eternal youth.
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(CHUCKLING)
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But you haven't seen
my most intriguing trees.
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Actually, Batman,
you and I are surprisingly alike.
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We both strive
to see evil-doers punished.
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But while you have your gallery
of rogues,
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I have my grove.
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This can't be.
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This dog of a dogwood
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leveled enough trees
to shade a small state.
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(POISON IVY KISSING)
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And weep not for this willow.
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She slaughtered an ancient forest
to produce cardboard.
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Cardboard!
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Of course, I still owe Bruce Wayne
for his involvement
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with that slash-and-burn outfit.
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But for now,
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I'm content to settle for his friends.
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS)
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POISON IVY: Right now,
the bark is merely exoskeletal.
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It will take months
of additional spraying
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before the transformations
become irreversible.
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But, of course,
I have the patience of a redwood.
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And the convictions of a fanatic.
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Well, if you're not going
to be part of the solution,
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you're obviously part of the problem.
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Ladies.
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This spray is triple-strength, Batman.
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It will start the transformation
without any preliminaries.
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He should be sprouting leaves by now.
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(BATMAN GRUNTS)
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You made your secret
too accessible, Ivy.
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I coated my outfit
with an herbicidal antidote.
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Keep spraying!
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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(GRUNTING)
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(ROPES WHIPPING)
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Huh? (EXCLAIMS)
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(GROANING)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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POISON IVY: And I thought
you believed in justice.
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Justice, yes.
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But not the vengeance
of an eco-terrorist.
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You're as destructive
as those you punish.
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Look what you've made me do
to my poor, defenseless tree.
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- (GLASS BREAKS)
- (GASPS)
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The enzyme!
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(RUMBLING)
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(CREAKING)
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No!
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00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,558
(BOTH MOANING)
267
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,105
MAGGIE: Alfie,
268
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:16,399
do you realize
that this is the second place
269
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,276
we've been together in as many weeks?
270
00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:21,571
This relationship is branching out.
271
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:22,864
Please, Maggie.
272
00:21:23,531 --> 00:21:26,451
After our encounter with Joan of Bark,
273
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:29,329
the last thing I want
to be reminded of is trees.
274
00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:30,955
BRUCE: Hey, good news.
275
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:34,167
I just heard all of Poison Ivy's victims
are expected to recover.
276
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,461
Bruce, please.
277
00:21:36,544 --> 00:21:38,797
The plant. Must you?
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00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:40,965
Oh.
279
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,176
Maybe I'd better leave this outside.
280
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:47,180
Nice man, but sometimes not too bright.
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