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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,894 [ Gunshots, Men Whooping ] 2 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,941 Ya-hoo-hoo! 3 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,110 - Ya-hoo-hoo! - [ Gunshot ] 4 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,781 Yahoo! 5 00:01:49,652 --> 00:01:51,612 Yahoo! 6 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:59,120 Yahoo! Whoo-hoo! 7 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,925 Well, if I don't bet 'em... 8 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:16,512 ya may not think I got 'em, so I'm bettin'. 9 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,771 That's good. 10 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:30,317 [Laughing ] A deuce in the hole in this game is good as an ace. 11 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:35,281 Thought you was tough, Kent. [Laughing ] 12 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,951 Too good for me, Claggett. Deal me out a hand. 13 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:43,622 I never knew money was so easy to get. 14 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,666 [Laughing] 15 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:48,878 [Music Playing, indistinct Chatter] 16 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,282 â™ª It was Little Joe the wrangler â™ª 17 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,284 â™ª He will wrangle never more â™ª 18 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:24,038 - â™ª For his days with the round-up they are o'er â™ª - â™ª They are o'er â™ª 19 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,499 â™ª 'Twas a year ago last April when he rode up to our camp â™ª 20 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:31,629 - â™ª Just a little Texas stray and nothing more â™ª - â™ª And nothing more â™ª 21 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,714 - [ Woman ] â™ª Little Joe â™ª - â™ª Little Joe â™ª 22 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,716 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - â™ª Little Joe â™ª 23 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:39,511 - â™ª Oh, whatever become of him, I don't know â™ª - â™ª She don't know â™ª 24 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:43,098 â™ª Oh, he sure did like his liquor and it would have got his ticker â™ª 25 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:46,352 â™ª But the sheriff got him quicker, yee-yahoo â™ª 26 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,771 â™ª Yee-yahoo â™ª 27 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,773 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - â™ª Little Joe â™ª 28 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,775 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - â™ª Little Joe â™ª 29 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:56,237 - â™ª Oh, wherever his body lies I don't know â™ª - â™ª She don't know â™ª 30 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,823 â™ª When the yellow moon was beamin' he could wrangle like a demon â™ª 31 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:04,536 - â™ª And you'd always hear him screamin' yee-yahoo â™ª - â™ª Yee-yahoo â™ª 32 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,830 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - â™ª Little Joe â™ª 33 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,832 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - â™ª Little Joe â™ª 34 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:12,586 - â™ª Oh, whatever he's doing now I don't know â™ª - â™ª She don't know â™ª 35 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:16,340 â™ª He had women by the dozens and he swore they was his cousins â™ª 36 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,885 â™ª 'Til he met up with their husband, yee-yahoo â™ª 37 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:23,055 - â™ª Yee-hoo N' - Yee-yahoo! 38 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:39,363 [ Laughter] 39 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,914 Aah! 40 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,583 â™ª Oh, Little Joe â™ª 41 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,752 â™ª Little Joe â™ª 42 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:57,172 â™ª Whatever happened to him I don't know â™ª 43 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:59,591 â™ª But I sure do like my liquor â™ª 44 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:02,052 â™ª But I can see ya got it quicker â™ª 45 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:05,514 â™ª And I hope it makes you sick, you buffalo N' 46 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,695 - How's everybody doing? - Not bad. Not bad. 47 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:23,615 - I could use a little touch of that rabbit's foot of yours. - I say you could. 48 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,452 He'll need more than a rabbit's foot to catch up with me. 49 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,496 I'll more than likely own this whole shebang before the night's over. 50 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:32,374 Then you'll be workin' for me, Frenchy. 51 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,668 That's fine. Maybe I can get a little raise. 52 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,087 You betcha can. You betcha can. 53 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:39,173 Anybody like a sandwich? 54 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,759 - No, but I'll have some coffee. - Me too. 55 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,178 - Yeah, I'll take some. - None for me, thanks. 56 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,563 Bet 50. 57 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:59,568 - [Foot Kicking ] - Oh. I'll stay. 58 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:04,073 Let's keep the small fry out. I'll make it 100. 59 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,158 I fold. 60 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,581 Ace, ten bets. 61 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:16,668 Ace oughta be worth about, uh, 500. 62 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,921 Not me. 63 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,590 I'll stay. 64 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,675 I drop. 65 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,638 Pair of eights bets. 66 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,809 Bet 1 ,000. 67 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,811 Pair of eights, huh? 68 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,814 Well, I got an eight myself, so I don't think you got three of'em. 69 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,901 But just to find out, I'll bump ya 2,000. Eh, Frenchy? 70 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,529 - All or nothin', I always say. - Me too. 71 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,531 [Laughing] 72 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,370 I'll call. 73 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,914 [ Dealer] Last card coming up. 74 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:57,042 - Pair of aces bets. - Pair of aces. 75 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,712 - I guess that oughta fold ya up. - Wait a minute. 76 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,965 Make your bet. 77 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,759 Ya mean ya ain't droppin'? 78 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:08,387 I'm still in. 79 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:15,978 And I still don't think ya got three eights, so pop goes the weasel. 80 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,441 [Chuckling] Think that's enough? 81 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:23,360 Don't "you?" 82 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,654 You're bettin'. 83 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:36,957 Well, dern my hide. I got a 3,000-acre ranch... 84 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:40,419 and 1,500 head of cattle worth at least $ 10,000... 85 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,088 that says you don't want any part of it. 86 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,466 - Ohh! - Golly, that's hot! 87 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,551 [Kent] Can't ya be more careful, Frenchy? 88 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,262 My heel caught on something. Let me wipe you off. 89 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:53,015 Oh, that's all right, Frenchy. Accidents'll happen. 90 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,184 - I'm sorry. - That's all right. Forget it. Forget it. 91 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,936 Let's play poker. Callin' my bet or ain't ya'? 92 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,108 I'll call. 93 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:06,487 Three shining aces. 94 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:09,031 Where? 95 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:21,168 I had an ace in the hole. How'd that deuce get there? 96 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,254 - Maybe you only seen one end of it. - I saw what I saw. 97 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,757 Well, I guess that makes my two pair good. 98 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,676 - You take your hands off that pot. - Behave yourself. 99 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,137 - You keep outta this. - You were bluffing, and you were called. 100 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,848 You're all a bunch of crooks, but ya ain't cheatin' me. 101 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,850 Take it easy, partner. 102 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:39,186 I'll show ya how I'll take it. 103 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,522 Quiet! Quiet! 104 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,649 Quiet! 105 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,446 Boys. 106 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,705 - Nice work, honey. - Practise makes perfect. 107 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:03,043 Well, that does it. This gives us a solid strip of land right across the valley. 108 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,045 And what do we do now? 109 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,839 Nothin' 'til them cattle men try to drive their herds through without payin'. 110 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:12,261 - How many steers will come through? - Last year, there were 350,000. 111 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:15,264 Now, if we charge 'em 25 cents a head-- 112 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,016 - That makes-- - $87,500. 113 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,018 - Now that's money. - We're rich. 114 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,187 I'll get my gal's teeth plugged with diamonds... 115 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,356 and just sit and watch her smile. 116 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,943 Uh-uh. I'll take care of that. 117 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,615 I'd rather have cash in the bank. 118 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,705 And stay outta here! 119 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,512 [Cocking Hammer] 120 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,935 Just a minute, Claggett. 121 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,565 - Where you going with that rifle'? - You let me alone, Keogh. 122 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,401 I'm gonna kill that dirty cheat if it's the last thing I do. 123 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:13,155 Now take it easy. You ain't gonna kill nobody. What's this all about? 124 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,158 That low-down skunk sucked me into bettin' my ranch and cattle... 125 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,077 - and then switched cards on me. - So Kent got you too, did he? 126 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,121 He thinks he did. Gimme that gun! 127 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,874 Now, you go on home. I'll see that they don't get your ranch. 128 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,710 - There's only one way to stop Kent. - I'll take care of that too. 129 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,713 I been waitin' a long time to catch up with that tin horn. 130 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:33,216 Now go on home. Go on. Go on before you get yourself killed. 131 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,770 - Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff. What's up? What's up? - Not a thing, Wash. 132 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,772 Oh, ya can't fool me. 133 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,900 I can see by the look in yer eye and the way you're a-walkin'. 134 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,487 You know, when Tom Destry walked like that, he was stalking his prey. 135 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,490 Now, if there's anything I can do to help ya, I'll do it. 136 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,409 No, thanks, Wash. I got no need for you and your banjo right now. 137 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,996 When I was Destry's deputy, I was good with guns. I was equal to any emergency. 138 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,291 - I know. I know. Some other time. - [ Everyone Laughing] 139 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,711 Aw, laugh! Laugh, you coyotes! 140 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:12,130 Lookin' for somebody, Sheriff? 141 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,216 Yes, I aim to find out from Kent... 142 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:17,552 why he's turnin' that poker game into a land-grab business. 143 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,555 Oh. 144 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:23,892 Now you'll do a lot better for yourself if you come over and buy me a drink. 145 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,562 - I know what's good for me. - I'm sure ya do. 146 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:31,358 Frenchy, they don't believe me. 147 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,027 They don't know what a big man I was. 148 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:37,364 - I "was" Tom Destry's deputy, wasn't I? - Sure, sure, sure. 149 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:40,409 - There, you see? - Go and buy yourself something to drink. 150 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,452 [Chuckling ] Oh! 151 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:50,043 - How'd everything go up there? - I still serve the best coffee in Bottleneck. 152 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:53,088 What'd Keogh have on his mind? 153 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:56,717 Oh, he was just getting a little curious about that real estate business. 154 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,554 I think I'll have to buy myself an option on his curiosity. 155 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,556 [ Gunshots ] 156 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:08,103 I think you'll have to buy yourself a whole new sheriff. 157 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,147 If you can find one. 158 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,283 - What are ya doing? - I didn't do it. I didn't do it. 159 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,202 - What's the matter with you? - Oh, Miss Frenchy, I was just tryin' to shut out... 160 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,830 the boomin' and the bangin' of them there pop guns. 161 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,624 - What do you expect in a town like this? - I expect I's gonna remain... 162 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:33,295 - a mass of quiverin' flesh. - [ Thudding] 163 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,672 What's comin' up, a new gold rush? 164 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,091 We never got anything like "that" in New Orleans. 165 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,595 Maybe so, maybe so, but it was a heap more peaceful. 166 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:46,391 I'd like to sink my chattering teeth in some good ol' Louisiana oysters. 167 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:50,187 Here, sink your teeth Into this. Maybe that will stop the chattering. 168 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,440 - Oh, it will help. Thanks. - [Knock At Door] 169 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,610 - Come in. - They're waitin' for ya, Frenchy. 170 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,863 The longer they wait, the better they like it. 171 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,782 [Applause, Cheering] 172 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:11,124 â™ª All I do is dine with 'em â™ª 173 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:15,921 â™ª And split a pint of wine with 'em â™ª 174 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:20,842 â™ª Respectable as can be â™ª 175 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:27,015 â™ª Yet here's what they say to me â™ª 176 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:30,560 â™ª You've got that look â™ª 177 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:34,147 â™ª That look that leaves me weak â™ª 178 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:38,944 â™ª You with your eyes across the table technique â™ª 179 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,364 â™ª You've got that look â™ª 180 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,826 â™ª That look between the lines â™ª 181 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:50,914 â™ª You with your let's get more than friendly designs â™ª 182 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,750 â™ª I should be brave and say â™ª 183 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,294 â™ª Let's have no more of it â™ª 184 00:13:56,378 --> 00:14:01,466 â™ª But oh, what's the use when you know â™ª 185 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:05,637 â™ª I love it â™ª 186 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:10,642 â™ª You'll only kill my will â™ª 187 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,686 â™ª Before I speak â™ª 188 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,771 â™ª So turn on that low left hook â™ª 189 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,899 â™ª That look that leaves me weak â™ª 190 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,110 â™ª You've got that look â™ª 191 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,154 â™ª That look that leaves me weak â™ª 192 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:28,827 â™ª You with your eyes across the table technique â™ª 193 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,288 â™ª You've got that look â™ª 194 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,583 â™ª That look between the lines â™ª 195 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:39,796 â™ª You with your let's get more than friendly designs â™ª 196 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,507 â™ª I should be brave and say â™ª 197 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:45,302 â™ª Let's have no more of it â™ª 198 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:50,348 â™ª But oh, what's the use when you know â™ª 199 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,935 â™ª I love it â™ª 200 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,104 Whoopee! 201 00:14:56,187 --> 00:15:02,277 â™ª You'll only kill my will before I speak â™ª 202 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,946 â™ª So turn on that low left hook â™ª 203 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,033 â™ª That look that leaves me weak N 204 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,577 [ Cheering, Gunshots ] 205 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,676 [Cheering Continues] 206 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,054 Quiet! Shut up! 207 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,434 Folks, an important announcement by our mayor... 208 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,811 the honorable Hiram J. Slade. 209 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,525 Fellow citizens... 210 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,488 our esteemed sheriff, Mr Joseph Keogh... 211 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:51,242 has been suddenly called out of town on urgent business. 212 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,495 He'll be gone permanent. 213 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:57,499 - [Man ] Yippee! - So it becomes necessary for me to appoint somebody... 214 00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:01,211 to fill out the unexpired term. 215 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,131 Therefore, with the power conferred on me... 216 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:08,009 by statute number 85-E... 217 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:11,012 and other statutes thereunto appertainin'... 218 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,349 I do hereby appoint to the post of sheriff... 219 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:17,477 that paragon of courage... 220 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,563 that credit to his community... 221 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,566 the pride of Bottleneck... 222 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,778 Mr Washington Dimsdale. 223 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,408 [ Laughter] 224 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:50,343 â™ª Oh, Little Joe, Little Joe â™ª 225 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:54,681 - [ Man ] Hooray for the new sheriff! - [ Cheering] 226 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,481 Hooray! 227 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,027 - What are we cheerin' for? - It's for you, Wash. You're the new sheriff. 228 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,320 Hooray-- What? 229 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,573 That's right, Sheriff. Congratulations. 230 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,577 As mayor of Bottleneck, I here and now pronounce you sheriff. 231 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,579 [Cheering 1 232 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,789 Drinks on the house, everybody. 233 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,045 I set 'em up and you drink 'em down. 234 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:28,131 I set 'em up and you drink 'em down. 235 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,808 I set 'em up and you drink 'em down. 236 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,897 This is getting monotonous! 237 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,357 Quiet, everybody! 238 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,903 To our new sheriff, Washington Dimsdale. 239 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,113 A long life. 240 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:56,242 - [ Cheering ] - A long life. That's pretty good. 241 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,953 Wash, aren't you drinking to yourself? 242 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,206 Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. 243 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,377 Frenchy, am I really the sheriff? 244 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:10,507 - Well, sure, you are. - Then I am off the liquor. 245 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,803 A man has gotta choose between the bottle and the badge. 246 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,764 [ Laughter, Cheering] 247 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,978 Why, he didn't say that-- or did he? 248 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,943 Laugh, you fools! 249 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:33,988 I'm tellin' ya this town of Bottleneck has gotta respect law and order... 250 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,157 or I'll put everybody in jail. 251 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,201 [Laughing] 252 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:44,541 The Sheriff's right. Now you can see why I chose such a strong-minded man. 253 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,210 - [ Laughter] - We're all with ya, Sheriff. 254 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:50,755 - If you need any help, I'll be your deputy. - No need to bother. 255 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,342 I want a deputy like I was when Destry was my boss. 256 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:59,180 Why, we handled a much tougher and ornery a crowd than I see present. 257 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,433 Why, when we started shootin', they ran outta town so fast... 258 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:06,271 the breeze from their coat-tails set off a sizable windmill. 259 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,273 [ Laughter] 260 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,442 - But Destry is dead. - That makes him the right man for the job. 261 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,904 - Saves us a lot of trouble. - ls that so? 262 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,991 Well, young Tom ain't dead, and his father brought him up... 263 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,870 to be the toughest and fightinest man that ever growed up in the west. 264 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:26,875 He ain't got as big a name as his pa, but he cleaned up Tombstone. 265 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,670 And I'm sendin' for him to be my deputy. 266 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,214 And when he gets here... 267 00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,258 Destry will ride again. 268 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,302 [ Laughter] 269 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:05,997 Hey, driver, how many times do I have to tell you... 270 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,709 - to take it easy on those bumps? - I got a schedule to keep. 271 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,754 - Pull in your neck. - I'll pull a neck in, but it won't be mine. 272 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,131 [Laughing] 273 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,929 You just wait 'til we get to a stop. 274 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,139 [ Woman ] Oh, Jack, leave the driver alone. 275 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,226 Trip's almost over. I don't mind the bumps. 276 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,646 I do. If he don't take it easy, I'll blow his head off. 277 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,273 Please don't mind my brother, Mr Destry. 278 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,568 He's always threatening to blow people's heads off. 279 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,821 I had a friend once. His name was Stubbs. 280 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,076 He was always goin' around threatenin' to blow people's heads off. 281 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,704 - One day, a fella came along and took him up on it. - Well? 282 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:51,292 Well, folks say that now Stubbs' forehead... 283 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:55,380 is holdin' up the prettiest tombstone in Green Lawn Cemetery. 284 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,507 Very funny. 285 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,260 I been handlin' cattle around these parts for quite a spell... 286 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,262 and met some of the toughest hombres they got... 287 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,555 and I'm still here. 288 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,766 This ain't no ornament. 289 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,310 Pretty good with it. 290 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,396 So was Stubbs. 291 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,731 Meaning just exactly what? 292 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,652 Well, I just mean you gotta be careful who you meet up with. 293 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:21,906 You know, you got some pretty peculiar ideas for a deputy sheriff. 294 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,993 - But they make sense. - Oh, so I'm supposed to ride... 295 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:28,079 in this confounded contraption gettin' bumped around like this... 296 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:33,042 - and grin like a baboon. - Well, maybe you should take up a hobby, like me. 297 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,879 You'd be surprised the genuine rage you can work off... 298 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,424 just by carving a little piece of wood. 299 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,551 Are you sure your name is Destry? 300 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,852 Folks is always askin' me that. 301 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,688 Oh, I beg your pardon. 302 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,488 â™ª Little Joe â™ª 303 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,532 â™ª Little Joe â™ª 304 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:08,077 â™ª Whatever happened to him, I don't know N' 305 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,420 Hey, boss, stage is a-comin'! 306 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,589 - How far away? - On the upper ridge. 307 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,758 Oh, doggone it, doggone it. 308 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,760 Come here. 309 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,845 Gimme a hand. 310 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,222 - Is Destry really comin'? - You're darn tootin' he is... 311 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,975 and when he gets here, there will be a lot of folks a-goin'. 312 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,061 Come on. Put that chair in place. 313 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:35,646 Here. There's a nickel for ya. 314 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:39,400 Jiminy, Wash. You look like a "real" sheriff. 315 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:43,071 [ Laughs] I ain't got time to argue. 316 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,198 J": [ Humming] 317 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,784 Lily Belle? Lily Belle? 318 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,953 - What you want'? - Coach is comin'. Destry will be here any minute. 319 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,331 I ain't half finished his room yet. Where's Callahan? 320 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:56,250 - Maybe he's in the saloon. - Maybe? More than likely. 321 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,878 When you see that no-good Russian lummox, tell him to get over here. 322 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,297 - I'll tell him. I'll tell him. - Callahan! 323 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,341 Callahan! 324 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,928 How much have you got left? 325 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:10,306 - I tap you, Callahan. - Please, Frenchy. I am not Callahan. 326 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:13,726 Callahan was my wife's first husband, and he's dead. 327 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,854 I am Boris Alexanderovich Stavrogin, and I like to be called by my name. 328 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:20,566 - All right, Callahan, what do you do? - Deal. 329 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,071 - King. Ace. Can you beat it? - ls my credit good? 330 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:28,533 - No, no, not this time. - Oh, please, Frenchy. 331 00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,993 - Still want to bet, huh? - Uh-huh. 332 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,329 All right. 333 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,331 Thirty bucks against your pants. 334 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,334 My pants? Oh, no. 335 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:41,295 - Thirty bucks, huh? - Mm-hmm. 336 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,507 My pants. Thirty bucks. 337 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,885 Yee-ha-ha! Here he comes, folks! 338 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:51,764 Stagecoach comin' around the bend! Get ready, everybody! 339 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,184 Come on! Destry will be here any minute. Kent, you better prepare yourself. 340 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:58,521 You're gonna meet a man. Callahan! Callahan! 341 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:02,275 Scoot on home. Lily Belle's lookin' for you. 342 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:05,069 - I'll be right back, Frenchy. - Oh, I won't be here then. 343 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,905 - Then we can call it all off. - No, no, no. You make up your mind right now. 344 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,783 Oh. Oh, what to do, what to do. 345 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:13,870 If I leave, I probably could have won the pot and if I stay, I might lose it... 346 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,747 and if I don't go and help with the baggage, my wife will skin me alive. 347 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,749 Oh, your wife will skin you alive anyway. 348 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,502 Come on. Maybe you've got me beat. 349 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:24,589 Aha! I've been waiting for you to tell me I've got you beat... 350 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:28,551 so I would think I have "not" got you beat, but I personally know I "have" got you beat... 351 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:31,679 with my two kings against your lonely ace. 352 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,681 Haven't I, Frenchy? 353 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:35,850 Thirty bucks against your pants. 354 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:40,438 Oh, what to do, what to do. 355 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,940 [Speaking Russian] 356 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:49,197 [ Cheering, Gunshots ] 357 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,634 Come here, you. 358 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,433 [Laughing Loudly] 359 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:21,812 That's just a small sample of what you buzzards are gonna get from now on. 360 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:25,650 - Welcome to Bottleneck, Tom. I'm Wash. - Well, friend, I think-- 361 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:29,362 - It's a pleasure, Mr Destry. - You folks have made a mistake. I'm Jack Tyndall. 362 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,740 - You ain't Destry? - No, that's me. 363 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,909 "You're" Destry? 364 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,454 Folks is always askin' me-- Well, Wash, hello. 365 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,499 Haven't changed a bit. I'll be with ya soon as I help the lady here. 366 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,334 [ Laughter] 367 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:46,629 - Canary bird! - Parasol. 368 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,756 [Laughing] 369 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,217 Put down that dern bird, will ya? 370 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,971 Well, my mistake was certainly a pardonable one. How do you do, Mrs Destry? 371 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,390 - No, wrong again. - Yes, I'm Janet Tyndall. 372 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,892 Oh, well, you'll be needin' rooms anyway. I'll show ya across. 373 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,853 Oh, come on, Mr Destry. You'll be wantin' a nice, strong cup of tea. 374 00:26:02,937 --> 00:26:04,855 Tea? [Laughing] 375 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:08,943 Tea for Destry? Are you crazy? What he wants is some strong liquor. 376 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,987 Come on to the saloon. 377 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,573 You want a cup of tea? [ Laughing ] 378 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:16,617 Oh, come on, Callahan. I can't wait here all day. 379 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:24,333 Frenchy, have I got you beat? 380 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,169 Why don't you call me and find out? 381 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,175 I'll call. 382 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,220 I'll bet my pants. 383 00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,222 Two aces. 384 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:42,393 I was right. Why didn't I listen to myself? 385 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:45,021 Hand over those pants. 386 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:48,190 But, Frenchy, I can't. It's undignified. Think of my position. 387 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:51,527 - I've met every king in Europe. - Now you've met two aces in Bottleneck. 388 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,738 - Off with those pants. - No, Frenchy, you really don't mean it. 389 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,365 - Get him, boys, get him. - Ohh! 390 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,743 Everybody's laughin' at ya. 391 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:03,122 Tom, you made an impression in this town that's gotta be eradicated right now. 392 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,166 Well, Wash, don't you think them first impressions... 393 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,293 are darn fool things to jump at, though? 394 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,755 Around here, you gotta jump first or you don't live long. 395 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,882 - Where's the saloon? - Down here. Come on. 396 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,343 What you were just sayin' reminds me of a friend of mine. 397 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:18,054 He woke up in the middle of the night and thought he saw... 398 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,057 a great big white hand comin' up at him over the edge of the bed. 399 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,310 So he got his gun out from under his pillow and he aimed... 400 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,104 and he shot a great big hole right through his own foot. 401 00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,398 - No. - Yeah. Now he shouldn't have gone... 402 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:32,318 by that first impression, should he? Huh? 403 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,946 [ Laughing ] Well, it was a darn fool-- 404 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:38,032 Aw, come on. 405 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,626 Oh, that was just Callahan, Lily Belle's husband. 406 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,545 Come along in here. Meet the folks. 407 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,798 Well, folks, here he is. 408 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:57,802 I want ya all to meet my new deputy, Thomas Jefferson Destry. 409 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,804 - Howdy, folks. - Welcome to Bottleneck, Destry. 410 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,806 - My name's Kent. - Howdy. 411 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,100 - And this is Slade, our mayor. - How are you, sir? 412 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:06,727 Oh, Frenchy! Frenchy! Oh, here's the gal you gotta meet. 413 00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,771 [Laughing] 414 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,148 - This is Frenchy. - Howdy, ma'am. 415 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,192 [ Together] How's the weather up there? 416 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:17,029 Yeah, yeah. Ah, come on. You can do better than that. 417 00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,365 [Wash ] You know, Frenchy is the real boss of Bottleneck. 418 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:23,703 - Oh, well, always like to know who's boss. - You'll find out. 419 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:26,872 Come on, everybody. Have a drink on Callahan's pants. 420 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,999 [Cheering 1 421 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:41,220 Mr Destry, before we start drinking... 422 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,306 I think you and me ought to come to an understanding. 423 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,600 Well, I'm all for folks understanding each other. 424 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:49,729 - That's a mighty fine idea, Mr Kent. - I'm glad you agree with me. 425 00:28:49,812 --> 00:28:52,690 So I'll start by telling you that I have a-- 426 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,692 very peculiar hobby. 427 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:57,319 Uh-huh. So have I. 428 00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,948 Mine's, uh, carving napkin rings. What's yours? 429 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,746 Mine's collecting deputy sheriff's guns. 430 00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:10,624 Whenever I meet a new deputy, I always ask him for his gun. 431 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,835 And I ask him real nice. 432 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,837 Well, I'm sorry, Mr Kent. 433 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,257 I'm afraid this here is one gun your collection's gonna be minus. 434 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:27,183 - You mean I'm gonna have to take it? - If you can. 435 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:31,771 Now hold on, hold on. Don't get excited here. 436 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:34,857 I was just tryin' to tell ya that I ain't got any guns. 437 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:43,574 See, if I woulda had a gun there... 438 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,243 why, one of us might have got hurt, and it might have been me. 439 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:49,497 I wouldn't like that. Would I? 440 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,800 [Laughing] 441 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,975 Tweet-tweet! I'm a canary. Where's my cage? 442 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:13,687 It's gettin' sunny. Where's my parasol? 443 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:20,110 Folks, seems like we got a deputy that knows what's good for him. 444 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,238 [Laughing] 445 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:28,911 If he don't carry a gun, he can't get into any trouble. 446 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,955 [ Laughter] 447 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:33,415 And if anybody picks on you, you come to Uncle. 448 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,335 - I'll remember that, Mr Kent. - [ Laughing ] 449 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:38,671 What'll you have, Destry? 450 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,924 - Milk? - Yeah, I think I will. 451 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,968 [ Laughter] 452 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,437 I can see now how you cleaned up Tombstone. 453 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,523 You can start right here. 454 00:30:57,606 --> 00:30:59,817 And don't forget the corners. 455 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,789 Hey, you! 456 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:17,501 Gimme those pants. And from now on, you leave my husband alone. 457 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,840 I don't want your husband, Mrs Callahan. 458 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,009 All I want is his money. 459 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,261 - And his pants. - And how'd you get 'em? 460 00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:30,890 By makin' eyes at him while you cheat, you-- you gilded lily, you. 461 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:36,186 But Mrs Callahan, you know that he would rather be cheated by me... 462 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,272 than married to you. 463 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:43,068 - What'd you say? - You heard me. 464 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,237 That's what I thought ya said. 465 00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:48,908 [indistinct Yelling] 466 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:07,051 Come on, Frenchy! 467 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,856 Cowboy! 468 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,900 Ride 'em, cowboy! 469 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,235 Come on, Frenchy! 470 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:28,989 [Speaking Chinese] 471 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:41,043 Hang on and get her scalp, Frenchy! 472 00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:45,965 [Speaking Chinese] 473 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,177 Frenchy! 474 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:56,433 Ride 'em, cowboy! 475 00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:06,485 Come on, Frenchy! 476 00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:08,487 Come on, Frenchy! 477 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,997 Come on, Frenchy! 478 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,290 Frenchy! 479 00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:22,459 Come on, Frenchy! 480 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,088 Come on, Frenchy! 481 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:37,516 [ Laughter] 482 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,135 Scratch him! Scratch him! 483 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,478 Come on, Frenchy! 484 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:30,778 That thing will go off! 485 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:33,405 - Look, will ya wait? - Go, Frenchy! 486 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:36,658 - Wait. Will ya just-- - Come on, Frenchy! 487 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,660 Hey, Uncle! 488 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,080 Ride 'em, cowboy! 489 00:34:41,163 --> 00:34:43,957 - Get him, Frenchy! - Ride 'em, cowboy! 490 00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:46,001 [indistinct Yelling] 491 00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:51,882 Come on, Frenchy! 492 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:54,593 Come on, Frenchy! 493 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:56,887 Hey, can't we talk this over? 494 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,891 Come on, Frenchy! 495 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,436 - Uh-oh. - [ Clang] 496 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,939 Used to play one of them. 497 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:12,611 Aw, now-- Now wait a minute, lady. 498 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,738 Don't you call me a lady! 499 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,950 Oh-- Oh, now, now. 500 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,994 - Oh, now, you wouldn't-- - Come on, Frenchy! 501 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,872 Oh, you must be plum tuckered out. 502 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,291 - My mistake. - Get out before I kill ya. 503 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,627 - You mean you haven't been tryin'? - Get out! 504 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,796 All right, all right, I'm leavin'. 505 00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:38,220 You sure have a knack of makin' a stranger feel right at home, ma'am. 506 00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,601 Nice knowin' ya. 507 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,440 Who's buyin' me a drink? 508 00:35:50,524 --> 00:35:53,652 - [ Cheering ] - â™ª Gotta gal, gotta gal with a Frenchy walk â™ª 509 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,863 â™ª Gotta gal, gotta gal with a Frenchy talk â™ª 510 00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:57,865 â™ª Goin' to France tonight 'cause you're my pal â™ª 511 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,159 â™ª Keep away from the old corral N' 512 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:03,871 [Cheering 1 513 00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:06,790 Who's boss of Bottleneck? 514 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:09,793 [All Cheering] Frenchy! 515 00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:20,846 I never thought I'd live to see the day... 516 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:24,850 that Tom Destry's son would be the laughing stock of the whole town. 517 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,852 Look that bad? 518 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:30,689 You won't be able to stick your nose out of a door without everybody hootin' at ya. 519 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:34,276 - Well, them that wants to hoot, let 'em hoot. - You won't be hearin' it. 520 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:37,237 I told Mrs Callahan you won't be needin' this room. 521 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:39,531 You're leaving on the next coach. 522 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,533 I sort of like it here, Wash. 523 00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:46,121 How you gonna face anybody after what you took from Kent and Frenchy? 524 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,248 What did you expect me to do? 525 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:53,212 I expected you to be like your pa; come in a-blastin' behind shootin' irons. 526 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:57,716 And what happened? You didn't have any. Why? 527 00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:02,471 - I don't believe in 'em. - Huh? You did the last time I heard about ya. 528 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,515 What in thunder's come over ya since then? 529 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:08,393 Well, Wash-- 530 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:12,022 My pa had these on that day down in Tombstone... 531 00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,399 but he got shot in the back. 532 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:19,321 Didn't seem to do him much good, did they? 533 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,698 That's one reason I don't believe in 'em. 534 00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:24,201 What in tarnation "do" ya believe in? 535 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,912 - Law and order. - Without guns? 536 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,206 Without 'em. 537 00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:32,542 Well, if that don't beat all let go. 538 00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:36,421 Oh, Tom. 539 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:41,093 The reason they made me sheriff here is because I was the town drunk. 540 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:45,472 They wanted someone they could kick around, someone who wouldn't ask questions. 541 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:50,143 But I was aimin' to fool 'em, do things right, sendin' for you. 542 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:53,730 And now... you fooled me. 543 00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:56,483 Well, you "will" fool 'em, Wash. 544 00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,945 We'll fool 'em together. 545 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:04,157 - The only way to do that is fill 'em full of lead. - No, no. 546 00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:06,243 What for'? 547 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:09,246 You shoot it out with 'em and for some reason or other, I don't know why... 548 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,707 they get to look like heroes. 549 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,501 But you put 'em behind bars and they'll look little and cheap... 550 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,503 the way they oughta look. 551 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:19,589 And it serves as a warnin' for the rest of'em to keep away. 552 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:24,094 Oh, that won't work here in Bottleneck. 553 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:26,179 You go on home... 554 00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:29,683 and I'll go back to bein' the town drunk. 555 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,020 - That's all I'm good for. - Now, you're not goin' back to bein' the town drunk... 556 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:36,648 and I'm gonna stay here and do this job I come for. 557 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:39,860 My pa did it the old way, and I'm gonna do it a new way. 558 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:42,154 And if I don't prove to you that I'm right... 559 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:44,740 I'll get outta town quick enough. Don't worry. 560 00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:47,534 - But first, you got to give me a chance, Wash. - No. 561 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:50,537 - You've got to give me a chance on this thing. - No, no. 562 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,248 Now, come on. Come on, swear me in, Sheriff. 563 00:38:57,085 --> 00:39:00,464 - Well, raise your right hand. - Yeah, there. 564 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:03,508 Do you, Thomas Jefferson Destry... 565 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:05,635 swear to uphold the law... 566 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,889 and serve your office and do your duty and everything that goes with it? 567 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:11,350 I do. I do. 568 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,810 Here's your badge. 569 00:39:13,894 --> 00:39:17,064 Don't let anybody see it. 570 00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:19,316 Without guns. 571 00:39:22,319 --> 00:39:25,655 - [ Gunshots] - [ Cattle Mooing ] 572 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,577 [ Gunshots Continue ] 573 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,289 Eli. 574 00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,291 Eli, hurry. 575 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:39,378 See if you can sneak out the back way and bring help as fast as you can. 576 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,463 - Be careful now, careful. - All right, Ma. 577 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:44,049 Sister, get over there, close to the wall. 578 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:51,431 You better give up, Claggett! We're gonna get the ranch sooner or later! 579 00:39:51,515 --> 00:39:53,934 [Gunshots] 580 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:56,186 Come and get it! 581 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:59,231 [Gunshots Continue] 582 00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,780 - Nice hardware store, ain't it, Tom'? - Yeah. 583 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:09,783 - We got some fine-looking bowie knives in there too. - Yeah. 584 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:13,412 - You wouldn't be interested in one of them, would ya? - Nope. 585 00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:15,622 No, I was afraid you wouldn't. 586 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,749 Oh, Tom, look here. Look at this post. 587 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:20,961 Soaked through and through with the blood of Sawtooth McGee. 588 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:24,256 Yeah, he objected to a petticoat his neighbour's wife was wearing... 589 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:27,134 and they fit to a draw. Both buried in the same grave. 590 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:32,013 - Sawtooth and the petticoat. - No, Sawtooth and the neighbour and four innocent bystanders. 591 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:35,267 Now, you gotta listen to reason or get outta town. 592 00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,310 Aw, I think I'll stick around. 593 00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:40,188 You know, I had a friend once used to collect postage stamps. 594 00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:42,899 He always said the one good thing about a postage stamp-- 595 00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:46,820 It always sticks to one thing 'til it gets there. I'm like that. 596 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:49,364 Hey, Wash, wait. 597 00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:52,701 - Here. I got somethin' for ya. - I ain't expectin' nothin'. 598 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:56,079 - Folks think I'm gonna nurse their livestock, they're crazy. - What is it? 599 00:40:56,163 --> 00:40:59,833 - Appears to be rabbits. Mighty big family there. - Who sent for them? 600 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,502 Sheriff Keogh. I got to get 'em off my hands. 601 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,714 When that crate come, there was only two. Now count 'em. 602 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,383 - Well, rabbits "is" like that. - You can have 'em. 603 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:12,429 - Say, uh, where did Sheriff Keogh go? - I don't know nothin'. 604 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:14,556 [ Gunshots ] 605 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:28,778 Hold on there. Hold on now. 606 00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:31,448 You fellas gettin' kind of playful, ain't ya? 607 00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:35,452 - What about it? - Careful, Creepy. That's No Gun Destry. 608 00:41:35,494 --> 00:41:37,704 Oh. [Laughing] 609 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:49,007 Well, that's pretty good shootin'. 610 00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:51,343 Must be good guns. You care if I heft 'em? 611 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,054 Guess you can't hurt yourself any just liftin' 'em... 612 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,306 but be careful. They're loaded. 613 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,936 Nice weight. 614 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:04,189 Yeah. 615 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,483 Now aside from being nice ornaments... 616 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:10,237 a fella can have a whole lot of harmless amusement outta these here toys. 617 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,865 Yeah, take for instance them knobs on top of that sign. 618 00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:23,333 They're all right. 619 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,835 All right. 620 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:31,841 Now the next time you fellas start any of this here... 621 00:42:31,925 --> 00:42:34,719 promiscuous shootin' around the streets, you're gonna land in jail, understand? 622 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:37,055 - Sure. - Sure. - All right. 623 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:40,016 - We was just havin' a little fun, Deputy. - All right. 624 00:42:44,271 --> 00:42:46,231 Come on, Wash. 625 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,116 I can't believe my eyes. 626 00:42:56,199 --> 00:43:00,495 I ain't seen shootin' like that since Bat Masterson killed that Paiute chief. 627 00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:03,290 22 of'em. Wash, we gotta do somethin' here. 628 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:06,751 And you been walkin' around here actually condemning the use of firearms. 629 00:43:06,835 --> 00:43:10,046 - Where'd you say Sheriff Keogh went? - I didn't say. 630 00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:12,007 He certainly left his papers in a mess. 631 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:14,009 'Tain't 'cause you're a coward, 'cause I know ya ain't. 632 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:18,430 - Private papers, too. - Now listen, my son. I'm an older man than you are. 633 00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:21,349 I was an old friend of your pa's. When we was together-- 634 00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:25,186 - He forgets his rabbits. He forgets all these papers. - Rabbits is easy to forget. 635 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:27,606 - Yeah, but gold ain't. - Ohh! 636 00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:30,108 I don't care what you find out, blast it! 637 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:33,194 I ain't seen nothin' like you since the last time I was drunk... 638 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,488 and them green snakes and pink buffalos... 639 00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:38,700 I can account for them, but you-- You've got to listen to me. 640 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:41,202 All right, Wash, now what's on your mind? 641 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:43,455 As though I ain't been tryin' to tell ya. 642 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:46,041 - You've got to behave like I expect ya to behave. - Where's the sheriff? 643 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,877 He's outta town. And when I-- 644 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:51,630 - Wait a minute. That's me. - Some men come to take our ranch... 645 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,715 and they're shootin' at Ma and Pa. 646 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,217 You hear that? Shootin' goin' on in this town all the time. 647 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:59,679 - Come on, hurry! - What do ya want me for? Oh, sure, sure. 648 00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:01,681 Sure. 649 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:04,309 Let's see your gun, son. 650 00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:07,937 Doggone near as big as you are, isn't it? 651 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:10,857 - You're Thomas Jefferson Destry, ain't ya'? - That's right. 652 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:13,568 - I'm Eli Whitney Claggett. - Well, glad to know ya. 653 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:17,364 Howdy. Gosh, I've heard about you and your pa all my life. 654 00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:21,242 Whenever we play sheriffs and lnjuns, I'm always your pa. 655 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,244 Couldn't do better, son. 656 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:26,164 Gosh, I bet you've killed a lot of men in the course of duty. 657 00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:28,708 - Get goin', son. I'll be right with ya. - How 'bout me handling it? 658 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:31,586 - Gosh, yeah, you can use it. - All right. 659 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:33,588 You see, Tom. Even that little kid-- 660 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:35,674 Reminds me of a kid I used to know. 661 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:37,926 He done in both his pa and ma with a crowbar. 662 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,845 - No. - Yes, he did. 663 00:44:40,929 --> 00:44:43,765 Now the judge said to him, "Do ya got anything to say for yourself?" 664 00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:47,060 And the kid said, "Well, I just hope that Your Honour has some regard... 665 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:50,438 for the feelin's of a poor orphan." 666 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,649 [Chuckling] 667 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:58,947 You know, that reminds-- Oh, why don't you go back to Omaha? 668 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:00,990 - I'm goin' along with you. - What in tarnation for'? 669 00:45:01,074 --> 00:45:02,992 - See you don't get hurt. - See I-- 670 00:45:03,076 --> 00:45:06,579 [ Grunting ] See I don't get-- 671 00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:19,008 [ Wash ] Stop that shootin'! 672 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:22,178 Hold your fire, Lem. Here's Eli back with the law. 673 00:45:23,972 --> 00:45:25,932 Say, what do you think you're doin'? 674 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,768 I told you we were gonna have respect for law and order... 675 00:45:28,852 --> 00:45:31,438 - and I ain't makin' no exceptions. - That's fine, Sheriff. 676 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,982 - Get those people outta my house. "- Your" house? 677 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,985 That's Claggett's property, and he ain't gonna sell to nobody. 678 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,612 - Maybe you better take a look-- - I ain't interested. 679 00:45:39,696 --> 00:45:42,407 You mosey on outta here before I start blastin'! 680 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,534 - And I mean every word of it. - Ouch! 681 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,787 There was a big bee about that big right on the back of your neck. 682 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:49,831 - I got him, though. - Thanks. 683 00:45:49,873 --> 00:45:52,125 - Now look here-- - Hold on, hold on.Just a minute. 684 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,210 Mr Kent, could I see that paper? 685 00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,091 You wait here while I talk to Claggett. 686 00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:02,552 What do you want to see Claggett for? 687 00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:06,389 Him's the man I want to put off this-- Who's the sheriff around here? 688 00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:09,684 I tell ya. You ain't gonna do this to us, mister. 689 00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:13,688 We ain't givin' up what we worked ten years to get. 690 00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:16,983 Ma'am, I'd sooner hang that crowd out there to the nearest tree... 691 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:20,278 than let 'em have this ranch, but that paper your husband signed... 692 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:23,031 gives 'em a legal right to it. Don't it, Wash? 693 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:26,826 Sure, it does. The way we're operatin' now. 694 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:30,663 But I told you what that woman did to me. 695 00:46:30,747 --> 00:46:33,374 The game was as crooked as a hog's tail. 696 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:36,336 I don't doubt that, but it's your word against theirs. 697 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:38,338 That don't hold up in court. 698 00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:42,509 Why, they'd swear themselves blue in the face agin' ya. 699 00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:46,429 - Afraid you folks are over a barrel. - Fine goin's on... 700 00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:48,890 - when the law takes the side of cheats. - Yeah. 701 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,892 Well, I'm sorry, ma'am... 702 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:53,520 but that's about all we can do for you right now. 703 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:57,565 You folks stick around town. We'll get this ranch back for ya. 704 00:46:57,649 --> 00:47:00,777 Yeah. That's just what Keogh said... 705 00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:03,988 but we're still a-losin 'it. 706 00:47:04,072 --> 00:47:07,033 - Keogh? - Uh, he couldn't do nothin' about it. 707 00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:11,287 Everybody knows that he left town sudden. 708 00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:14,123 Yeah, I'll bet he did. 709 00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:16,084 I'll bet he did. 710 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,378 Here's a present for ya. 711 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,715 Wash, you, uh, stay around here... 712 00:47:22,799 --> 00:47:25,969 - and see that these folks get their stuff together. - What are you aimin' to do? 713 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,929 Get better acquainted with the enemy. 714 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,849 Just don't stick your nose into a keg of dynamite. 715 00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:32,851 'Tain't dynamite. It's poker and coffee... 716 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,645 that's preyin' on my mind right now. 717 00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,148 [ Door Slams ] 718 00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:41,192 Ohh. 719 00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:43,319 - Well, what about it? - No trouble at all, Kent. 720 00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:46,656 The place is yours. They're packin' up now. 721 00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,783 Well, thanks, Destry. 722 00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,411 I can see you and me are gonna get along fine. 723 00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:54,831 Well, we gotta enforce the law, don't we? 724 00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:58,209 [ Laughing ] We sure do. We sure do. 725 00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:00,336 No two ways about it, huh? 726 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:03,882 [Laughing] 727 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:05,842 And I thought he was dumb. 728 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:09,888 [Cows Mooing] 729 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,394 Hyah! Hyah! 730 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:22,567 â™ª There's a hole in the bottom of the sea â™ª 731 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:25,403 - â™ª There's a hole in the bottom of the-- â™ª - [Knock At Door] 732 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:27,155 â™ª Sea â™ª 733 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,073 â™ª There's a hole there's a hole â™ª 734 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:31,159 â™ª There's a hole there's a hole â™ª 735 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,953 â™ª There's a hole in the-- N' Well, shoot me for a duck. 736 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:36,915 If it ain't the water man! 737 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:38,917 Nothin' like havin' a reputation. 738 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,960 Would ya tell Miss Frenchy I'd appreciate seeing her... 739 00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:45,256 - on some official business? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You wait right there. 740 00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:49,302 Miss Frenchy, the water man's here... 741 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:51,429 on fishy business. 742 00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:54,849 What are you talking about? 743 00:48:54,933 --> 00:48:56,893 Oh. 744 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:02,357 Now hold on, ma'am. Don't start throwin' anything. 745 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,859 - I just come over here to apologize. - Apologize for what? 746 00:49:04,901 --> 00:49:07,862 For not knowin' who's the real boss of Bottleneck. 747 00:49:12,659 --> 00:49:16,120 - My coffee, Clara. - Don't let me interfere with your dinner, ma'am. 748 00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:18,164 It's breakfast. 749 00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:20,166 Breakfast, huh? 750 00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:25,046 Kinda late in the day for breakfast, isn't it? 751 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:30,760 Mind if I, uh, sorta sit down and visit for a while? 752 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,762 - Suit yourself. - Thank you. 753 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,765 - Does he get some? - I don't mind if I do join you in a cup. 754 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:39,102 That's what I was hopin' for-- a chance to get neighbourly. 755 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:43,564 - So you found out what's good for yourself, huh? - I came here to do a certain job... 756 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:47,944 and I figured I'd better start usin' a little horse sense, you know? 757 00:49:48,027 --> 00:49:51,572 'Course I coulda come bargin' in here with all sorts of remarks... 758 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:54,617 like, uh... couple of rumours I just heard about you. 759 00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,037 That you not only sing down at that saloon... 760 00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:00,498 but you also take part in crooked poker games... 761 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:02,667 cheatin' folks out of their ranches. 762 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:08,381 - Who said that? - Oh, it's just a rumour, of course, you know. 763 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:11,467 It ain't true. Anybody with half an eye could see... 764 00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:14,762 that you wouldn't be party to any action like that. 765 00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:18,599 I'll take that. I wouldn't want to have this coffee spilt in my lap. 766 00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,645 Just what are you getting at? 767 00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:25,815 Well, when you have hot coffee spilt in your lap, you sorta... 768 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:28,401 get up quick and turn your back and... 769 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,779 never know what's gonna happen, do ya? 770 00:50:31,863 --> 00:50:34,866 - Now you get out! Get out! Clara! - All right. All right. 771 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:39,620 - I'm comin'! - Hold your fire. Hold your fire. I'm goin'. 772 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:43,207 I've seen hundreds like you, from Jacksonville to Sacramento. 773 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:45,209 You all think easy pickin's will last forever. 774 00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:47,962 - Mind your own business. You're heading for trouble. - Trouble "is" my business. 775 00:50:48,046 --> 00:50:52,008 You'll have plenty from me. I do as I like, understand? 776 00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:55,053 - Anyone who gets in my way is taken care of. - Like Keogh. 777 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:57,096 Yes, just like that. 778 00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:00,808 That's what I thought. 779 00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:04,604 - What are you going to do? - Don't get scared. 780 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:07,065 I'm not scared of anything. You get out of town... 781 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:10,526 - before it's too late for you. - I don't think you're half as bad as you make out to be. 782 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:13,571 - Never mind what I am. - No. 783 00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:23,372 Now, I bet you got kind of a lovely face under all that paint there. 784 00:51:27,877 --> 00:51:31,172 Why don't you wipe it off someday and have a good look. 785 00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:41,307 Figure out how you can live up to it. 786 00:51:58,199 --> 00:52:00,701 [ Clara ] That's the peculiarest-actin ' man... 787 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,787 I ever did see. 788 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,289 But he's got personality. 789 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,796 Mmm. He sure has. 790 00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:17,718 [ Indistinct Chatter] 791 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,721 - What's that thing? - It's one of the new chamois skins. 792 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:23,224 - Takes the shine off your nose. - Land sakes! What'll they-- 793 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,226 Look, girls. Look at that. 794 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,228 Chamois skins. Takes the shine off your nose, she says. 795 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,022 Look! Isn't that lovely? 796 00:52:30,106 --> 00:52:32,942 You should've seen the parasol that came with it. 797 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,444 - About the size of a pie. - Ohh! It must've been darling. 798 00:52:35,528 --> 00:52:38,739 Make the most of it today. Everybody in town'll copy it tomorrow. 799 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:41,159 Including your wildcat friend across the street. 800 00:52:41,242 --> 00:52:44,996 I'd like to make a dress for her: half tar, half feathers. 801 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:48,791 You came out on the coach with Mr Destry. What's your opinion of him? 802 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:51,294 I know a little about him. Apparently very nice. 803 00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:53,838 Certainly different from the rest of the men you meet out in this country. 804 00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:56,632 I'll say he's different. 'Course I may be a little prejudiced. 805 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:59,468 After all, it's kinda hard to judge character... 806 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:02,930 - through eight gallons of water. - [ Knocking ] 807 00:53:03,014 --> 00:53:06,434 Mrs Callahan, may I speak to you just a moment, please? 808 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,728 Certainly, Mr Loupgerou. Come right in. 809 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:10,813 That is a little bit impossible. 810 00:53:10,897 --> 00:53:12,773 Would you please come over here? 811 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:16,277 - Uh, excuse me, girls. - Certainly. 812 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:21,240 - What's the matter? - Prunes every day for breakfast I don't mind. 813 00:53:21,324 --> 00:53:23,534 Torn sheets I've got used to. 814 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:27,288 - But pants, I cannot swallow. - What are you talkin' about? 815 00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:30,499 - Pants. Mine are gone. - Oh. 816 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:33,044 Oh! [Embarrassed Chuckling] 817 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:35,087 Don't go away! 818 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,802 Boris. 819 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,055 - Ouch! - Take off them pants. 820 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,265 Ohh. 821 00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:49,852 Listen here, my little sugar plum, y'all can't do this to me. 822 00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:53,773 I'll "y'all" you, you misfit cossack you. Take off them pants. 823 00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,775 Now listen, Lily "Bellichka"... 824 00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,860 I can't keep goin' around without pants. 825 00:53:57,944 --> 00:54:00,738 You ain't goin' around. Take off them pants. 826 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,741 Oh, how can I learn to be a cowboy... 827 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:07,245 - if you won't let me go out and gamble? - A fine gambler you are. 828 00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:10,790 You oughta be ashamed of yourself, losin' your pants. 829 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:13,292 Callahan-- may he rest in peace-- 830 00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:15,711 - [Speaking Russian] - What? Well, he may have had his faults... 831 00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:18,589 - but at least when he gambled, he won. - I'm sick of Callahan! 832 00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:21,926 I'm sick of hearing his name! Worse, I'm sick of "wearing" his name! 833 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:25,554 All I want to do is to be a cowboy and wear my own pants. 834 00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:29,141 Well, you won't get 'em. Just sit there and gaze on them features. 835 00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:32,311 Let 'em be a lesson and a guidin' star to ya. 836 00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:35,439 [ Door Slams ] 837 00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:38,484 Ai yi yi. [Speaking Russian] 838 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:41,821 Here's your pants. Please watch them a little closer after this. 839 00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,949 You watch your husband. I'll watch my pants. 840 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,034 - [ Woman ] Mrs Callahan! - Whoa! Ohh! 841 00:54:47,118 --> 00:54:49,078 - Mrs Callahan! Aah! - [ Gasp] 842 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:52,957 Oh, my land, Mrs Drewitt. You look like you'd seen a ghost. 843 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,959 Sophie and Lem Claggett are outside. 844 00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:58,087 - That no-good Kent has put 'em out of their home. - Oh! 845 00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:00,172 [indistinct Chatter] 846 00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:02,758 [ Sophie ] We'd have been all right "if we'd kept on shootin"'.".." 847 00:55:02,842 --> 00:55:05,970 - instead of sendin' for him! - They had the law on their side! 848 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,972 The law! I got something to say about that. 849 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:09,974 It's none of your affair. 850 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:12,393 Kent's got ahold of every ranch in the valley... 851 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,937 and he wants to charge two bits for every head of cattle. 852 00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:16,981 All you men do is talk... 853 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:19,275 and when the time comes, you do what Kent says. 854 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:22,069 Lily Belle, maybe Destry knows what he's a-doin'. 855 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:25,156 It's time the decent people of this town got rid of them hoodlums. 856 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,158 Start in with that watery-eyed sheriff... 857 00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,702 and that gun-shy, lady-fingered deputy of his. 858 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,830 I heard what you just said, Tyndall. Comin' down the street here. 859 00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:36,167 - What are you gonna do about it'? - The first thing we'd better do... 860 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:39,253 is ask Mrs Callahan if she'll take care of the Claggetts. 861 00:55:39,337 --> 00:55:41,255 - Don't turn your back on me, you. - Jack, please. 862 00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:44,216 I ain't one of your weak-livered citizens... 863 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,218 and I ain't gonna pay Kent's fancy prices. 864 00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:48,220 Now what do you aim to do? 865 00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:50,222 - Nothin' at present. - That's what I thought. 866 00:55:50,306 --> 00:55:52,767 I'll get somethin' done, if I have to take the law in my own hands! 867 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:57,438 Nobody's gonna set themselves up above the law around here, ya understand? 868 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,690 I got somethin' to say to you. 869 00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:02,526 Maybe I could illustrate it better if I told you a story. 870 00:56:02,610 --> 00:56:05,404 I used to have a friend that was an opry singer... 871 00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,656 but he went into the cement business. 872 00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:09,700 One day, he fell into the cement. 873 00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:13,579 And now he's the cornerstone of the post office in St. Louis, Missouri. 874 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:16,540 He shoulda stuck to his own trade. 875 00:56:16,624 --> 00:56:18,584 You'd better stick to yours. 876 00:56:23,381 --> 00:56:27,134 That fella Tyndall is gonna make trouble, sure as I'm standin' here. 877 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:31,222 - What are we gonna do? - What do you say we get ready for supper? 878 00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:35,184 - How can you talk of eatin' at a time like this? - 'Cause I'm hungry. 879 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:37,186 'Cause you're hungry. 880 00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:40,564 I suppose I'm supposed to stand he-- Ohh! 881 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,651 - Uh... - Well. 882 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,862 - Believe it or not, I'm waiting for a stagecoach. - Uh-huh. 883 00:56:46,946 --> 00:56:48,906 What are my pants doing on your legs? 884 00:56:48,948 --> 00:56:50,908 These are the legs of a Stavrogin of Bardichev. 885 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,202 Let your pants remain on them and earn their gratitude. 886 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:56,914 - Refuse and take their curse. - I think I'll take both the curse and the pants. 887 00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:58,916 - Oh. - Well, take 'em off. 888 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,918 - You mean, right now? - Yeah, right now. 889 00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:03,712 The whole world's against me. 890 00:57:03,796 --> 00:57:05,923 Uh, wait a minute. 891 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:08,384 Might make a deal with you. How well do you know this country around here? 892 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:12,221 Oh! Like a field mouse. I know every inch, every pebble. 893 00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:14,223 There isn't a twig, bird or a tree that-- 894 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,225 I'll give you the pants if you do a job for me. 895 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:18,561 Agreed! What can I lose? Only the job! Command me! 896 00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:21,939 - I want you to find something for me. - I'm a weasel, I'm a hawk. 897 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,942 - I've got the memory of an elephant. - I don't need the whole menagerie. 898 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,903 All I need is one human bloodhound who can keep his mouth shut. 899 00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:31,449 I'll be your bloodhound, sniffing and silent. What's missing? 900 00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:34,201 The body of Sheriff Keogh. 901 00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:36,245 Take back your pants. 902 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:39,290 What do you want to find the body of Keogh for'? 903 00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:43,419 We can't prove a murder's been done if we can't produce a corpus delicti. 904 00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:46,130 Corpus delicti. I thought you were lookin' for Keogh. 905 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:48,424 Boris is gonna make a very good second deputy. 906 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:52,136 Sure! I might as well have two loony deputies as one! 907 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,263 A deputy! 908 00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:56,682 Deputy Stavrogin! Observe my brain in action! 909 00:57:56,724 --> 00:57:59,059 Where would I go if I were a dead body? 910 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:01,604 Would I stay out in the open? No. No privacy. 911 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:03,814 - Wouldn't go in the river if you can't swim. - Oh. 912 00:58:03,898 --> 00:58:06,817 Why didn't I stay in the gutter where I was well-off? 913 00:58:06,901 --> 00:58:10,237 That's right! Would I go under the ground? No, there's no future in it! 914 00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:15,993 - Miss Frenchy, honey, you know that blue dress? - Mm-hmm. 915 00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:18,829 Well, you can't wear it no more. It's got beer on it. 916 00:58:18,913 --> 00:58:21,916 - All right, you can have it, if it fits you. - It does. 917 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,918 [ Door Opens] 918 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:26,837 - Now, Mr Kent, if you're mad at me about your-- - Shut up! 919 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:29,757 - Did you have any callers at the house today? - Men, women or children? 920 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,760 Start acting smart and I'll slap you around. Did ya or didn't ya'? 921 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,179 - Who, for instance? - Destry, for instance. 922 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:38,682 - Why not? - When I ask a question, I like a direct answer. 923 00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,684 - What was the conversation? - All of it? 924 00:58:40,768 --> 00:58:43,646 - All of it. - Well, let me see. I said hello. 925 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:46,774 No, he said hello. Then I said, won't you sit down... 926 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:50,736 - and then he said-- - What did he come for? Get to that part quick! 927 00:58:50,819 --> 00:58:52,738 - Because he's a gentleman. - That's a lie. 928 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,991 - I could prove it to anybody but you. - Are you actin' smart? 929 00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:59,286 - He came to apologize. - ls that all? 930 00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:03,832 That's all he had time for. He was in a hurry to go. 931 00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:06,919 Just like you are... now. 932 00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:11,507 If I ever catch you stackin' 'em on me... 933 00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:13,509 I'll personally put the lights out... 934 00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:16,470 then I won't know you from anyone else in the game. 935 00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:23,185 My, my, he just ain't got... 936 00:59:23,269 --> 00:59:26,021 no personality at all, is he? 937 00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:30,359 - Where you goin', Miss Frenchy? - I'm going outside and see what fresh air smells like. 938 00:59:32,361 --> 00:59:35,281 N' [ Piano Plays ] 939 00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:43,289 Watch close and follow any of that gang that comes out. 940 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:46,959 - I don't get you. - All right, we can't find the missing body, can we? 941 00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:49,753 The next best thing is to have the missing body find us. 942 00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:51,964 - Oh. ' Keep your eyes open. 943 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:55,217 Oh, when I was a deputy, I could think. 944 00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:57,469 Now I'm sheriff, I'm all fuddled. 945 00:59:57,553 --> 00:59:59,471 You're fuddled, I'm fuddled, he's fuddled. 946 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:01,890 Let's go home! Please! 947 01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:04,393 Take your hands off of me and do as you're told. 948 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:06,395 He knows what he's doin'. 949 01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:11,317 [ Frenchy ] Got a match? 950 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,403 Hello there. Sure. 951 01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:25,914 - What, have you been throwin' things again? - How did you know? 952 01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:29,209 I read a book once that said women always look their best... 953 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:33,297 in the peace and quiet that follows a storm of violence. 954 01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:36,133 That's pretty good. 955 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:39,094 Would've been much nicer if you'd thought of that yourself. 956 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:42,097 Well, as a matter of fact, I did. 957 01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:47,686 - Going in the saloon? - Yeah. 958 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:49,855 - Business or pleasure? - Business. 959 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:53,233 So you won't take my advice, huh? 960 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:56,236 You mean leave town now? I'm just beginning to like it. 961 01:01:02,368 --> 01:01:05,788 Take my rabbit's foot. Keep away from dark corners. 962 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:11,502 I see now why you don't need guns--- 963 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,463 and why I can't get my cattle through. 964 01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,590 Let me tell you somethin', Destry. 965 01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:18,592 Nobody's gonna rob me. 966 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:22,262 I'm takin' 'em through in spite of you, Kent, or anybody else. 967 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:25,099 Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. 968 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,976 You know, that's trespassin'. 969 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:31,313 You're cuttin' in on Kent two or three different ways, aren't ya'? 970 01:01:33,649 --> 01:01:37,277 Whoopee! Quiet. 971 01:01:38,529 --> 01:01:40,531 You'll live. 972 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,078 Evenin', Mayor Slade. Sorta hopin' to find you here. 973 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:50,249 - I'd like to have a little private talk with ya. - Sit down, son. 974 01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:53,877 Now... you have me surrounded here, huh? 975 01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:55,879 What's on your mind? 976 01:01:55,963 --> 01:02:00,217 Mayor, I don't think we're gettin' the kind of cooperation we should be gettin'. 977 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,512 - No'? Your move. - Oh. 978 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,933 Let's see, uh... there. 979 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:10,686 No, I, uh... I don't think it's Wash and me. 980 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:12,771 - 'Course it might be. - Hmm. 981 01:02:12,855 --> 01:02:14,732 - But, uh-- - Crown that. 982 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,734 Oh. 983 01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:19,570 Seems every time we ask a question, folks either shut up... 984 01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:22,656 or walk away like they'd never heard us. 985 01:02:22,698 --> 01:02:25,909 My guess is they just don't cotton to their sheriffs. 986 01:02:25,993 --> 01:02:28,036 Uh-huh. 987 01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,956 Well, you're probably right. 988 01:02:30,998 --> 01:02:34,543 Looks like I'm gonna take one of your men. 989 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:44,344 Evidently Sheriff Keogh wasn't very popular either. 990 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:46,305 Was he? 991 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:50,976 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 992 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,061 You oughta jump me here. 993 01:02:55,022 --> 01:02:56,982 Every time I mention his name... 994 01:02:57,065 --> 01:03:00,194 it's sorta like I was talkin' about a ghost. 995 01:03:02,738 --> 01:03:04,740 Crown that. 996 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:08,410 N' [ Orchestra ] 997 01:03:08,494 --> 01:03:10,704 [Gunshot] 998 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:14,917 I don't wanna miss this. I'll finish with you later. 999 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,085 [Clicking] 1000 01:03:26,929 --> 01:03:29,181 - Everybody thirsty? - [ Cowboys ] Yeah! 1001 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:31,183 Bartender! 1002 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:35,229 N' [ Orchestra Begins ] 1003 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:38,857 â™ª See what the boys in the back room will have â™ª 1004 01:03:38,941 --> 01:03:42,653 â™ª And tell them I'm having the same â™ª 1005 01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:46,949 â™ª Go see what the boys in the back room will have â™ª 1006 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:50,202 â™ª And give them the poison they name â™ª 1007 01:03:50,244 --> 01:03:54,373 â™ª And when I die don't spend my money â™ª 1008 01:03:54,414 --> 01:03:58,126 â™ª On flowers and my picture in a frame â™ª 1009 01:03:58,210 --> 01:04:02,214 â™ª Just see what the boys in the back room will have â™ª 1010 01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:06,051 â™ª And tell them I sighed â™ª 1011 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:10,013 â™ª And tell them I cried â™ª 1012 01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:13,183 â™ª And tell them I died of the same â™ª 1013 01:04:13,267 --> 01:04:17,354 â™ª And when I die don't buy a casket â™ª 1014 01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:21,191 â™ª Of silver with the candles all a flame â™ª 1015 01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:25,320 â™ª Just see what the boys in the back room will have â™ª 1016 01:04:25,404 --> 01:04:29,074 â™ª And tell them I sighed â™ª 1017 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:32,828 - â™ª And tell them I cried â™ª - [ Laughing ] 1018 01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:36,123 â™ª And tell them I died of the same â™ª 1019 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:39,543 â™ª And when I die don't pay the preacher â™ª 1020 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:43,797 â™ª For speaking of my glory and my fame â™ª 1021 01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:49,720 â™ª Just see what the boys in the back room will have â™ª 1022 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:53,640 â™ª And tell them I sighed â™ª 1023 01:04:53,724 --> 01:04:57,311 - â™ª And tell them I cried â™ª - [ Laughing ] 1024 01:04:57,394 --> 01:05:00,397 â™ª And tell them I died of the same N' 1025 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:04,735 - Yeee-ahooo! - [Wild Applause] 1026 01:05:05,444 --> 01:05:08,447 The Mayor tells me you've been asking around about Keogh. 1027 01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:11,241 We figured as long as we had a sheriff's office... 1028 01:05:11,325 --> 01:05:13,243 we might as well do something. 1029 01:05:13,327 --> 01:05:15,746 - If I was you-- - I'll be back in just a minute. 1030 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:18,874 - Now, I liked that. - Good. Then you can buy me a drink, huh? 1031 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:20,959 - Fine. - That's all for now, boys. 1032 01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:25,005 - That's the idea of the song: get me a free drink. - I sorta gathered that. 1033 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,007 - You liked it, huh? - Yeah, it was all right! 1034 01:05:27,090 --> 01:05:30,969 - I'll sing it again for you. Hit the music! - I'm telling you now: 1035 01:05:31,053 --> 01:05:32,930 Keogh left town. 1036 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:40,312 Yeah, well, that's what I say. 1037 01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:43,523 Then again we thought he maybe left somethin' behind. 1038 01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:46,526 You know, like a body, maybe. 1039 01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:51,657 Oh, of course, of course. 1040 01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:54,326 Naturally, you couldn't prove no case without one, could ya'? 1041 01:05:54,368 --> 01:05:57,371 That's right, Mayor, that's right. 1042 01:05:58,914 --> 01:06:01,333 But suppose we knew where there was one? 1043 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:04,503 It's in pretty good condition too. 1044 01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:11,343 That's a fine, lively conversation when a lady wants a drink. 1045 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:14,846 - Come on, take me over to the bar. - You stay where you are. 1046 01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:16,848 I haven't settled up with Destry yet... 1047 01:06:16,932 --> 01:06:19,184 about that big favour he did me at the ranch. 1048 01:06:19,267 --> 01:06:21,645 That calls for some wine. The best. 1049 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,107 Sit down. 1050 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:30,237 Well, that's mighty nice of Mr Kent. 1051 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,489 Sit down and have some wine. 1052 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:35,242 Ice up some of that wine, send it over to the table. 1053 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,828 [Quietly] Run out to the place, see if it's gone. 1054 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:41,123 - Hurry it up, will ya? - I bet if the thing's gone, Destry's in on it. 1055 01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:44,042 If he is, can I personally slap him in the mouth with my pistol? 1056 01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:48,171 - Wouldn't want to hit a dead man, would ya? - Yeah-- No! 1057 01:06:48,255 --> 01:06:50,132 Well, I don't know. 1058 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,595 Uh-oh. 1059 01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:01,351 Now! 1060 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:13,321 That fella Kent reminds me of a friend of mine in Kansas City. 1061 01:07:13,405 --> 01:07:15,657 He was a great wine drinker. 1062 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,993 Every time he'd come into town with a new load of stock... 1063 01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:20,912 he'd rush right into the first saloon. 1064 01:07:20,954 --> 01:07:23,790 I had a friend in Louisiana like that. 1065 01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:27,210 Only every time he came to town he went to the nearest oyster house. 1066 01:07:27,294 --> 01:07:29,171 Eat a hundred oysters. 1067 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:32,215 I'm sorry. I interrupted you. 1068 01:07:32,299 --> 01:07:36,011 Well, I don't think there's much point to my story. 1069 01:07:36,094 --> 01:07:38,472 A hundred oysters? 1070 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,515 And everybody told this friend of mine... 1071 01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:44,561 not to eat oysters in July, but he wouldn't listen. 1072 01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:46,563 What's the point to that? 1073 01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:51,234 He found a pearl... that big. 1074 01:07:51,318 --> 01:07:55,363 - Oh, that's good. - No, it was bad. The oyster, I mean. 1075 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:58,617 Killed him. 1076 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:03,330 Who got the pearl? 1077 01:08:05,207 --> 01:08:07,542 I did. 1078 01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:12,839 Will you stop chewing that tobacco? 1079 01:08:15,217 --> 01:08:17,886 [ Indistinct Square Dance Calling ] 1080 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:21,056 [ Square Dance Caller] Everybody! 1081 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:24,017 [ Square Dance Caller Continues ] 1082 01:08:24,101 --> 01:08:27,437 Better go easy on this stuff if I wanna do any sheriffin' tomorrow. 1083 01:08:27,521 --> 01:08:31,274 Might take the day off. Eh, Mayor? 1084 01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,235 Might. 1085 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:35,237 Might as well go the whole hog. 1086 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:38,031 How about you and me havin' a dance together, Frenchy? 1087 01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:40,033 Oh. All right, Kent? 1088 01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:42,994 - Sure. Go right ahead. - Come on. 1089 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,959 [ Indistinct Square Dance Calling] 1090 01:08:57,134 --> 01:08:59,094 I warned you. 1091 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:11,106 - I still have the rabbit's foot. - You're going to need it. 1092 01:09:15,152 --> 01:09:18,071 - Is it a big, strong rabbit? - I hope so. 1093 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:54,065 [ Music, Dance Calling Stops] 1094 01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,651 Just a minute, folks! 1095 01:09:56,735 --> 01:09:59,196 I hate to interrupt the festivities like this... 1096 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:01,281 but I got official business. 1097 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:04,367 You know, Wash-- I mean, the sheriff and me... 1098 01:10:04,451 --> 01:10:06,536 have been pestering you with a lot of questions... 1099 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,663 - about the former sheriff Keogh. - [ Crowd Murmuring] 1100 01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,541 And we-- Now, hold on. Don't go away. 1101 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,252 We ain't gonna ask no more questions... 1102 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:17,088 because Wash has just found the answer. 1103 01:10:19,007 --> 01:10:22,552 And, uh, one other thing. 1104 01:10:22,636 --> 01:10:25,722 All the relatives and friends of Gyp Watson... 1105 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:28,767 are hereby notified that he's over in the jail... 1106 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:31,561 charged with murder. 1107 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,440 That's all. 1108 01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:38,276 - My brother didn't have nothin' to do with it! - Who did? 1109 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,737 Well, I'll tell you who-- 1110 01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:44,574 - I thought you were through askin' questions. - Now, don't get excited. 1111 01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:47,160 - He's not hanged yet. - And he ain't gonna be. 1112 01:10:47,244 --> 01:10:52,040 - You get over there and turn him loose. - I can't do that until after the trial. 1113 01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:55,418 Maybe by then he can explain what he was doin'... 1114 01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:58,797 - when the sheriff found him with the body. - Oh. 1115 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:01,967 I'm sure Kent didn't know you had evidence like that, Deputy. 1116 01:11:02,050 --> 01:11:04,803 I think we got a pretty good case, Mayor. 1117 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:07,347 - Darned near airtight, I'd say. - Hmm. 1118 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,683 Well, that's mighty fine work. 1119 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:13,645 And just to make sure that there won't be no miscarriage of justice... 1120 01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:16,773 as chief magistrate... 1121 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,442 I'm gonna try this case myself. 1122 01:11:24,030 --> 01:11:27,158 Oh. 1123 01:11:27,242 --> 01:11:30,161 And all you citizens here present... 1124 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:34,374 please report to my office tomorrow so we can select a jury. 1125 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:37,043 Everything's going to be regular. 1126 01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:39,546 - Very regular. - Mm-hmm. 1127 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:41,673 Yeah, well, thanks, Mayor. 1128 01:11:41,756 --> 01:11:46,094 But I'd better call you Judge now, hadn't I? 1129 01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:48,722 I sorta had a feeling I could count on you. 1130 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:52,183 - Anytime, son. Anytime. - Yeah, all right. 1131 01:11:52,267 --> 01:11:55,312 - Thanks for the wine, Kent. - It's all right. 1132 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,690 Frenchy. 1133 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:02,360 Thanks for the, uh... dance. 1134 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,780 Pretty good rabbit. 1135 01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:15,623 [Cattle Mooing] 1136 01:12:19,544 --> 01:12:21,463 Ready to start bringin' my cattle through. 1137 01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:25,550 - Do I pay you off? - That's what I'm here for. 1138 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:31,014 - How many head you got? - Oh, around 10,000, I reckon. 1139 01:12:31,097 --> 01:12:34,684 Let's see. At two bits a head, that's $2,500. 1140 01:12:34,768 --> 01:12:38,730 Yeah. I'll pay you for the whole bunch right now. 1141 01:12:42,901 --> 01:12:46,279 - [ Gunshot] - [ Cattle Mooing ] 1142 01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:53,703 I don't care what the law says. 1143 01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:55,914 I brought those cattle through, I didn't pay a penny... 1144 01:12:55,997 --> 01:12:58,416 I ain't gonna pay, and nobody's gonna make me! 1145 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:02,087 Jack Tyndall, you're the most stubborn, ornery, mule-headed-- 1146 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:06,091 - Self-opinionated's a good word. - Self-opinionated bully I ever saw or heard of. 1147 01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:10,178 Hey, lady, can't you call him all them names without bein' so noisy? 1148 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:14,182 - I'm tryin' to sleep. - Gyp, it ain't polite to interfere with family quarrels. 1149 01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,518 Now, go right ahead, Miss Tyndall. 1150 01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:18,937 It's like talking to a stone wall. I give up. 1151 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:21,064 Well, that's too bad. 1152 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:23,817 Sheriffin's getting to be quite a problem around here. 1153 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,319 He won't talk, he won't listen. 1154 01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:29,906 If your brother doesn't pay that $2,500 he owes to Kent... 1155 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,951 - I don't know what's gonna happen to him. - Nothing's gonna happen to me. 1156 01:13:33,034 --> 01:13:34,953 I can take care of myself. 1157 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,038 Lot of things are gonna happen around this town, though. 1158 01:13:37,122 --> 01:13:39,040 You could sue and recover the money. 1159 01:13:39,124 --> 01:13:43,002 Sue Kent with Slade on the bench? You must think I'm awful dumb. 1160 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:46,214 - Ain't it the truth. - I won't pay a plug nickel now or ever. 1161 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:49,717 All right, I give up. I give up. 1162 01:13:49,801 --> 01:13:52,554 Miss Tyndall, I want to thank you for coming here... 1163 01:13:52,637 --> 01:13:55,682 and tryin' to help out. 1164 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:59,310 We'll, uh... we'll all be here for quite some time... 1165 01:13:59,394 --> 01:14:03,356 so just feel free to drop over any time at all. 1166 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,859 - Matter of fact, I hope you will. - It's here! It's here! 1167 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:08,903 I got it! I got it! I got the letter-- Oh, excuse me. 1168 01:14:08,987 --> 01:14:11,489 In my pocket. Oh, hello, Miss Tyndall. 1169 01:14:11,573 --> 01:14:14,242 - Aren't you pretty. - Hello, Mr Callahan. 1170 01:14:14,325 --> 01:14:16,244 Here's your fodder. 1171 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:18,371 [ Gyp] Cheese. Cheese! 1172 01:14:18,455 --> 01:14:20,373 Cheese for breakfast, cheese for lunch! 1173 01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:23,585 Tell my brother to stop sending me cheese! 1174 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:26,379 - I ain't no mouse! - [Boris ] I tell him. 1175 01:14:26,421 --> 01:14:29,841 - This may change his mind. Tyndall! - Yeah? 1176 01:14:32,010 --> 01:14:33,970 Read that. 1177 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:40,935 Now maybe you can understand why I want you to pay Kent the money. 1178 01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:43,855 If you can keep from gettin' your fool head shot off... 1179 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:46,024 until that judge gets here... 1180 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:49,486 I can get my murderer and you can get your money back. 1181 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,822 All right. I'll go pay him now. 1182 01:14:52,906 --> 01:14:54,991 Well, now we're gettin' somewhere. 1183 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:58,661 Uh, hold on now. 1184 01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:00,914 You might run into some trouble over there. 1185 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:04,250 - We'd better send Boris. - Command me! Nothing can tempt me from my duty. 1186 01:15:04,334 --> 01:15:06,252 Where are we gonna pick up the money? 1187 01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,254 - Wells Fargo. - As soon as you get the money... 1188 01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:11,341 give it to Kent with Tyndall's compliments, and get a receipt. 1189 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:14,177 Yes, "mon commandant." lam a courier, fast as lightning... 1190 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,429 silent as the night itself. 1191 01:15:16,471 --> 01:15:18,431 [ Gyp] And no more cheese. 1192 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:22,018 [Mayor] According to the provisions of the statutes... 1193 01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:24,771 of our territorial commonwealth... 1194 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:29,025 you have been selected as representative citizens... 1195 01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:31,819 of our fair community. 1196 01:15:31,903 --> 01:15:35,823 We want to see that the public's faith is justified. 1197 01:15:35,907 --> 01:15:39,744 So when you boys retire to consider a verdict... 1198 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,955 stay out for a while. 1199 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:44,582 Kent will see that you're plentifully provided... 1200 01:15:44,624 --> 01:15:46,876 with liquid refreshment. 1201 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,796 And after you've deliberated sufficient... 1202 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:52,882 weighed all the evidence fair and square... 1203 01:15:52,924 --> 01:15:55,385 and brought in a verdict of not guilty... 1204 01:15:55,468 --> 01:15:58,137 you'll be amply rewarded, y'understand? 1205 01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:00,473 - Okay, boss. - We gotcha, Mayor. 1206 01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:02,475 That's all. Drinks on the house. 1207 01:16:02,559 --> 01:16:05,478 [indistinct Chatter] 1208 01:16:05,562 --> 01:16:08,106 - Mr Kent. - Well, what do you want'? 1209 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:10,108 Uh, nothing. That is, I was sent to deliver... 1210 01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:13,069 $2,500 in cash, compliments of Mr Tyndall. 1211 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,071 He's gettin' smart to himself, huh? 1212 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,073 Mr Destry had something to do with this, didn't he? 1213 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:19,784 I'm a mummy, I'm a sphinx. I don't answer questions. 1214 01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:22,787 - [ Chuckling ] Let's have the money. - First sign the receipt. 1215 01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:25,290 - What? - That is, if you don't mind. Please? 1216 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:28,626 - Give me that money. - It's a mighty fine thing when a man realizes he's wrong... 1217 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:30,878 and tries to correct it in a nice way. 1218 01:16:30,962 --> 01:16:34,549 Give it to him, Kent. 1219 01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:38,803 I see we've got some very intelligent peace officers in this town, Stavrogin. 1220 01:16:38,886 --> 01:16:41,848 I'm trying to live up to the blood of my forefathers. 1221 01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:46,728 [Mayor] Not like Tyndall to give in so easy. 1222 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:49,272 Hey, you. You keepin' my brother comfortable? 1223 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,733 - He's very delicate. - He's doing as well as can be expected. 1224 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:54,736 - But he told me to tell you, no more cheese. - Did he say that? 1225 01:16:54,819 --> 01:16:58,740 - I'm quoting his every word. - Gee, that's bad if he don't want no more cheese. 1226 01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:02,076 - They're not gonna hang him, are they? - That is not up to me. 1227 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,997 - It's up to Judge Murtaugh. - That's good. 1228 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,833 Judge Murtaugh? H-- 1229 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,294 Hey, Mayor, who is this Judge Murtaugh? 1230 01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:13,838 What's he got to do with my brother? 1231 01:17:15,173 --> 01:17:17,550 - Clara! - Yes'm, Miss Frenchy? 1232 01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:20,595 - Go tell Mr Destry I want to see him right away. - ls somethin' the matter? 1233 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:23,181 - Will you go? - I'm gone. 1234 01:17:26,601 --> 01:17:29,979 - Hey, you. - [Snoring] 1235 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,861 [Banging Continues] 1236 01:17:38,905 --> 01:17:42,325 Oh, you. What do you want now? 1237 01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:46,120 [ Gyp ] I want beer, but I'll take water. 1238 01:17:46,204 --> 01:17:50,083 Why is it you always get thirsty when I get to sleep? 1239 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,336 I ain't answering nobody nothin' 'til I see my lawyer. 1240 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:55,922 Do I get the water or don't I? 1241 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:59,384 I'll give you water, you varmint you! 1242 01:17:59,467 --> 01:18:01,386 - Now, Wash, hold up now. - Oh, please! 1243 01:18:01,469 --> 01:18:03,930 - No, no, no. - Oh, you're always coddling 'em. 1244 01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:06,349 We gotta keep him good and healthy. 1245 01:18:06,391 --> 01:18:09,727 You better keep me good and healthy. That's the law. 1246 01:18:09,811 --> 01:18:11,729 Yes, sir. 1247 01:18:11,813 --> 01:18:14,774 Wouldn't want to hang a sick man... would we? 1248 01:18:14,857 --> 01:18:16,818 You still think you're gonna hang me? 1249 01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,570 You think you're gonna get out of it because you're innocent? 1250 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:23,116 - I ain't sayin' who's innocent or who's guilty. - Uh-huh. 1251 01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:29,122 Well, I always say you got to admire a man who'd get himself hanged for a friend. 1252 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:31,541 - I used to know a fella once-- - You know too many fellas. 1253 01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:34,711 Mm-hmm. Well, I'll hang this up here. 1254 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:37,004 Wash can get some sleep. 1255 01:18:38,673 --> 01:18:40,633 Here's good health to ya. 1256 01:18:46,431 --> 01:18:48,349 [Yawning] Oh, God. 1257 01:18:48,433 --> 01:18:50,351 I ain't gonna have a goodnight's rest... 1258 01:18:50,435 --> 01:18:52,353 until that federal judge gets here. 1259 01:18:52,437 --> 01:18:55,440 Why don't you go home? I'll entertain our guest. 1260 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,402 No siree, I'm gonna sit up with that two-legged cactus... 1261 01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:03,948 and pour water into him until lilies sprout out of both his ears. 1262 01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:07,577 Be a very interesting sight. 1263 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:09,579 Tom... 1264 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:13,541 - do you think this is gonna work out? - Sure it's gonna work. 1265 01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:18,171 Now you see, either Gyp or his brother are gonna tell us a lot... 1266 01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:21,674 as soon as they find out Slade ain't gonna be on the bench. 1267 01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:23,676 - Yeah. Uh-huh. [Yawning] - You understand? 1268 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,762 Oh, yeah. 1269 01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:29,599 I think this old town's gonna settle down into something pretty peaceful... 1270 01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:31,934 - one of these days. - [ Banging On Window] 1271 01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:35,062 - What's that? - [ Banging Continues] 1272 01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:37,398 - Somebody at the window there. - Here. 1273 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:41,319 Nah, we settled that. 1274 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:43,780 I'll be right behind you in case you're wrong. 1275 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:51,037 Miss Frenchy say she want to see you right away. 1276 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:53,998 - She says it's very important. - All right. 1277 01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,626 - Listen, Tom, I-- - You hold the fort, Wash. 1278 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,086 Don't worry none about me. I will. 1279 01:20:05,510 --> 01:20:07,386 - Good evening. - Nice of you to come. 1280 01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:11,224 - The maid said it was important, so I... - It is. 1281 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:13,226 - That's all, Clara. - Yes'm. 1282 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,186 Sit down. 1283 01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:18,731 Drink? 1284 01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,733 All right. 1285 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,325 - What's the trouble? - Trouble? There's no trouble. 1286 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:33,538 I'm leaving town, and I wanted to see you before I left. 1287 01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:36,624 Well, that's pretty sudden, ain't it? 1288 01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:40,294 Did something happen between you and-- I mean... 1289 01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:44,423 - You and the dance hall decide to part company? - No, nothing has happened. 1290 01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:48,928 I'm tired of Bottleneck, the whole crowd and everything I've been doing. 1291 01:20:53,558 --> 01:20:57,270 - So I'm going back to New Orleans. - Uh-huh. 1292 01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:01,524 Well, folks are all gonna miss you around here. 1293 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:04,110 All except a few wives, I suppose. 1294 01:21:06,821 --> 01:21:08,906 What about you? 1295 01:21:11,242 --> 01:21:13,452 Me too. 1296 01:21:16,122 --> 01:21:18,916 - Well, good luck. - [ Glasses Clink ] 1297 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:22,128 - Hope you have a nice trip. - Thanks. 1298 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:33,806 Speakin' of luck, thanks for the use of your rabbit's foot. 1299 01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:36,267 No, I want you to keep that. 1300 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:40,563 Well, that's darn nice of you. 1301 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:43,149 It's been a great help, you know. 1302 01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:03,544 I think I'd better get back to the job. 1303 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:05,546 Goodbye, Frenchy. 1304 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:10,426 Ever been to New Orleans, Tom? 1305 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:12,511 No. 1306 01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:16,057 It's wonderful this time of the year. 1307 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:18,100 You'd like it there. 1308 01:22:20,937 --> 01:22:22,897 How about it? 1309 01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,399 [ Gunshots ] 1310 01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:27,735 No, Tom, you can't go out there! 1311 01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:29,612 They know about the federal judge! 1312 01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:33,115 They'll kill you if you go down to the jail! Stay here, Tom! 1313 01:22:33,199 --> 01:22:37,328 They'll kill you if you go down to the jail! Stay here, Tom! 1314 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:52,301 - Hey, Wash. - Well, Tom, they came. 1315 01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:54,553 - I was-- - No, now, don't do any talkin' now. 1316 01:22:54,637 --> 01:22:59,433 - Just rest. - I'll talk if I wanna. For a little while, anyway. 1317 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:03,688 - All right, go on and talk. - Heh-heh. 1318 01:23:03,771 --> 01:23:06,983 I bet you knew a fella once who did something like... 1319 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:11,696 falling asleep when he oughta have kept awake, didn't ya'? 1320 01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:15,741 - Huh'? - Well, uh... 1321 01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:18,744 Yeah, I... I knew a fella. 1322 01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:21,330 Lived down around Wichita. He... 1323 01:23:21,372 --> 01:23:23,749 - He was a sort of-- - [ Groaning] 1324 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:26,502 - Does it hurt? - Ohh! Don't hurt much... 1325 01:23:26,544 --> 01:23:30,381 but it makes me so doggonned-- Aah! 1326 01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:33,384 - Wash. Wash. - [ Groaning] 1327 01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:37,680 Uh, well, go on. Go on. 1328 01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:40,224 What happened to the fella in Wichita? 1329 01:23:41,851 --> 01:23:44,603 Oh, uh... 1330 01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:46,647 Oh, well, h-he... 1331 01:23:46,731 --> 01:23:49,108 H-he was a, uh... 1332 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:53,779 Oh, a... great, big, green sort of a punkin' roller... 1333 01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:56,741 you know, and-- and h-h-he just... 1334 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:59,201 [ Laughing ] This better be good. 1335 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,374 Yeah. 1336 01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,793 We-well, you see, he, uh... 1337 01:24:07,877 --> 01:24:09,795 tried to keep awake one night... 1338 01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:13,424 when he was gonna catch a stage to a nearby town and he-- 1339 01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:16,427 he had a girl over there he was courtin' and-- 1340 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:20,264 [Chuckles] Man must be an awful fool to get shot in the back. 1341 01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:22,433 If I'd just-- 1342 01:24:22,516 --> 01:24:24,977 Wait a minute, Wash. 1343 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:27,688 Now wait a minute. 1344 01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:31,192 You know, that's how they shot my father. 1345 01:24:36,614 --> 01:24:38,949 They didn't dare face him either. 1346 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:45,623 They didn't give us a chance, did they? 1347 01:24:45,706 --> 01:24:50,002 - No. - Oh, I'm sleepy. 1348 01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:52,088 Plumb tuckered out. 1349 01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:58,719 That Gyp has kept me awake... too much. 1350 01:26:09,957 --> 01:26:12,376 Got some men that'll back you up, Destry. 1351 01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:15,337 All right. Let's get down to the corral. 1352 01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:25,014 Why do you just stand here like sheep? 1353 01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:27,892 - Why don't you stop them? - Go back where you belong. 1354 01:26:27,975 --> 01:26:30,186 - Wherever I belong, I don't pretend. - You shut your mouth. 1355 01:26:30,269 --> 01:26:32,897 I wouldn't wait around for my man to get killed without doing something. 1356 01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:35,441 - Will you get out of here! - Wait a minute! 1357 01:26:35,524 --> 01:26:40,070 - What can we do? - I'll tell you what you can do. Let me go. 1358 01:26:40,154 --> 01:26:42,573 [indistinct Chatter] 1359 01:26:42,615 --> 01:26:44,575 They're gatherin' at the corral! 1360 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:48,245 Barricade the doors! Chairs, tables, up against the windows! 1361 01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:54,543 [indistinct Shouting] 1362 01:26:59,465 --> 01:27:01,467 [ Indistinct 1 1363 01:27:03,802 --> 01:27:07,556 - As soon as the powder goes off, come out quick with the wagons. - All right. 1364 01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:12,978 [Gunshots] 1365 01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:20,361 Get that barricade up, will ya! 1366 01:27:26,492 --> 01:27:30,412 [Gunfire] 1367 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,333 Are you women crazy'? Get back! 1368 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,961 Get out of the way, you women! 1369 01:28:19,044 --> 01:28:21,171 Get back! Back! 1370 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:23,549 - You can't do that! - [ Indistinct Shouting] 1371 01:29:05,424 --> 01:29:07,968 Ladies, you can't do this! It ain't legal! I-- 1372 01:29:15,726 --> 01:29:18,479 Ladies, ladies! This constitutes rioting-- 1373 01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:34,036 Look out, Tom! Tom! 1374 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:36,080 Tom! 1375 01:29:44,380 --> 01:29:48,550 [indistinct Shouting] 1376 01:29:55,933 --> 01:29:57,851 Look out, Tom! 1377 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:06,485 Look out, Tom! Tom! 1378 01:30:06,568 --> 01:30:09,780 - Look out, Tom! Look out! -[Gunshot] 1379 01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,782 [Gunshot] 1380 01:30:16,703 --> 01:30:19,289 Frenchy! Frenchy! 1381 01:30:19,373 --> 01:30:22,084 Oh... Tom. 1382 01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:26,630 [Gasping] Tom. Oh, Tom... 1383 01:30:26,713 --> 01:30:30,592 [crying] 1384 01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:41,645 Would you kiss a fellow goodbye? 1385 01:31:18,182 --> 01:31:22,102 [Cows Mooing] 1386 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:36,575 - Good morning, Tom. - Good morning, Charlie. 1387 01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:38,577 - Fine day. - Yes, it is. 1388 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:40,579 Yes, it is. 1389 01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:42,581 - Howdy, Tom. - Howdy, Hank. 1390 01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:44,583 Howdy, Hank. 1391 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,585 - Don't forget Sunday, Tom. - I'll be there. 1392 01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:48,545 We'll be there. 1393 01:31:48,629 --> 01:31:50,547 - [ Blowing] - [ Blowing] 1394 01:31:50,631 --> 01:31:53,383 Eli, you ever hear the story about Sawtooth McGee? 1395 01:31:53,467 --> 01:31:55,469 - Right at that post there he-- - You mean the one... 1396 01:31:55,552 --> 01:31:59,765 - where he fit his neighbour into a draw over a petticoat'? - Yeah, that's the one. 1397 01:31:59,848 --> 01:32:01,767 Aw, everybody's heard that one. 1398 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:04,728 - Wash sure could make 'em up, couldn't he? - Yep. 1399 01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:06,730 - Morning, Tom. - Morning. - Morning. 1400 01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:10,484 Did he tell you the one where he stopped a tribe of lnjuns single-handed? 1401 01:32:10,567 --> 01:32:13,028 - I guess I missed that one. - It was like this: 1402 01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:15,030 He was off scoutin' one morning... 1403 01:32:15,113 --> 01:32:17,908 - â™ª Little Joe, Little Joe â™ª - and he come face to face with a whole tribe of lnjuns. 1404 01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:21,453 - He didn't have nothin' on him except his bowie knife. - [ Children Continue Singing ] 1405 01:32:21,537 --> 01:32:25,249 â™ª Sure did like his liquor and it would've got his ticker â™ª 1406 01:32:25,332 --> 01:32:28,919 - â™ª But the sheriff got him quicker â™ª - [All ] Yahoo! 1407 01:32:29,002 --> 01:32:30,963 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - Little Joe! 1408 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:33,006 - â™ª Little Joe â™ª - Little Joe! 1409 01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:36,969 - â™ª Oh, whatever's become of him I don't know â™ª - She don't know! 1410 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:40,639 â™ª Oh, he sure did like his liquor and it would've got his ticker â™ª 1411 01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:44,601 - J' But the sheriff got him quicker J' - [All] Yahoo! 1412 01:32:44,685 --> 01:32:46,603 Oh! Tom! 1413 01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:55,153 - What's the trouble? - Boris! Miss Callahan! 1414 01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:58,240 - [ Crashing ] - [ Shouting Russian ] 1415 01:32:58,323 --> 01:33:01,159 [ Lily Belle ] Don't you ever hit me! Stop! No! 1416 01:33:01,201 --> 01:33:05,205 [ Indistinct Shouting, Crashing ] 1417 01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:10,419 - Ohh! Sheriff, he's gone mad! - [Shouting ] 1418 01:33:10,502 --> 01:33:12,504 Who wouldn't be mad? 1419 01:33:12,588 --> 01:33:15,048 How would you like to wake up in the morning and hear the birds singing... 1420 01:33:15,132 --> 01:33:17,926 and then find the face of an ex-husband looking down upon you? 1421 01:33:18,010 --> 01:33:21,972 Would you? No! Rather a hundred years in the salt mines! 1422 01:33:22,014 --> 01:33:24,433 - Aah' - Ohh! 1423 01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:27,352 Well, the old regime is over... 1424 01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:30,147 and the new regime is here. 1425 01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:33,650 Boris Palitstandovich Stavrogin... 1426 01:33:33,734 --> 01:33:36,236 is the head of the house! Come here! 1427 01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:39,197 Gaze upon them features! Gaze! 1428 01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,825 - What's your husband's name? - Uh... well... 1429 01:33:41,908 --> 01:33:44,161 - Huh? - Boris Stavrogin. 1430 01:33:44,244 --> 01:33:46,121 See that you don't forget it! 1431 01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:49,333 I'm sorry, Tom, but it sounded like murder at least. 1432 01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:53,170 Oh, well, that's probably just the Russian way of expressin' somethin'. 1433 01:33:53,253 --> 01:33:56,757 - You know, speakin' of marriage, Janice... - Yes, Tom? 1434 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,759 I had a friend once that happened... 112538