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Greetings to my beloved fatherland,

and to all its neighboring countries.

My current engagement

is what could be called "academic pursuits".

sekai wo

Making the world

omoshiroku suru nowa

a fun place to be is

wareware

our

wareware

our

wareware

our

our

wareware

wareware jishin da

our job!

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This wonderful invitation

kono subarashiki kana invitation

soko niwa otona mo youjo mo kankei nai

Grownup or little girl—here that doesn't matter

it doesn't matter

kankei nai

Starting from zero again in a dungeon of love

mata zero kara hajimaru ai no dungeon

My clattering bones might break in this new world

katakata hone no oresou na shinsekai

new world

shinsekai

are wa nandaro kore wa nandaro

"What's that? What's this?"

Before you start asking all those questions

douno kouno iu mae ni

There's nothing else for it, we've gotta do it

shikata nai daro yarukkya nai daro

Survive!

ikinokore

Assess the situation and cut through the battlefield

joukyou haaku de senkyou wo umaku kirinukero

Or maybe that's not the right approach

toka nantoka itteru baai janai youna ijoujitai

to this strange circumstance

strange circumstance

ijoujitai

My name is Natsuki Subaru

ore no namae wa Natsuki Subaru

The world-renowned, immortal pauper!

tenka fumetsu no muichimon

I am Major Tanya von Degurechaff

Tanya von Degurechaff shousa da

watashi ga Ainz Ooal Gown sono hito da

I'm Ainz Ooal Gown, the man himself!

doumo Kazuma desu

Hi, I'm Kazuma

e? koko kakkoii koto iu tokoro nano?

What? I was supposed to say something cool there?

I want to go home

kaeritai

I can't go home

kaerenai

modoritai

I want to go back

modorenai

I can't go back

demo isekai mo wari to ii sekai

But parallel worlds aren't all that bad

Nobody's turned away, everyone is welcome

koko wa kuru mono kobamazu senkyaku banrai

Turns out, it's all about your attitude

angai ki no mochiyou mitai

doko ni itemo paradise

Wherever you go, you can find paradise

sekai wo

Making the world

a fun place to be is

omoshiroku suru nowa

our

wareware

wareware

our

wareware

our

our

wareware

wareware jishin da

our job!

Isekai Quartet!

Isekai Quartet!

Isekai Quartet!

Isekai Quartet!

Ep 3 | Deadlock! Classmates

Yes, yes, this is what I wanted!

A stable, civilized life in the rear echelon.

And now, I am engaged in school activities that have nothing to do with war.

However...

It sounds so peaceful when I put it that way,

but what the hell is going on?

Even the battlefield makes more sense!

General Rudersdorf is the principal, and General Zettour is the vice-principal,

is this a joke?

And my teacher is some weird clown...

Transitory

Immutable yet

This world is even more misbegotten than that insane place I was sent to!

However...

Your name was Albedo-kun, right?

Don't even tryyy.

You have no right to give me orders.

You all need to get along here,

or we'll have a problemmm.

And maybe you'll have a problem, toooo!

I see, is that how it is?

Immutable yet

Transitory

What's how what is?

The man before us, this Roswaal-sensei, is implying

that any acts which would endanger our "school life" are strictly forbidden.

I'm afraid what you're saying is beyond me.

Immutable yet

Transitory

I'll give you a simple explanation.

Assume that we have been trapped in this world and forced to become students.

Trapped?

Is that right?

Our liege understood this from the start.

Not only did I not know it from the start, I didn't know it at all!

An astute observation, Demiurge.

Immutable yet

Transitory

It's "that thing," is it not?

Indeed, it is that thing.

That thing!

That thing, indeed!

What thing?!

The others - that is, everyone but you and me, do not understand.

So please explain it to them in very clear terms.

As you wish, my liege.

We may assume that this world is covered in some sort of barrier which exerts a compulsory effect on those within it.

While the exact rules elude us,

any act that threatens our "school life" may render us unable to return home.

Oh, so that's it!

That is why you demanded we refrain from combat.

Immutable yet

Transitory

Y-Yes, that's correct.

Well done, Demiurge!

Not at all.

I apologize for taking so long to notice, my liege.

Nonsense. You are truly the wisest in all of Nazarick.

What that Demiurge guy says makes sense.

It looks like I'll just have to accept things as they are for now.

Major! Major Degurechaff!

They're passing this around.

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

First Hidden Talent Competition

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

First Hidden Talent Competition

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

First Hidden Talent Competition

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

Announcing Get-Together

First Hidden Talent Competition

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

What's this?

Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better.

First Hidden Talent Competition

Announcing Get-Together

"Our class will be holding a talent show this week to allow us to get to know each other better"?

What is this?

Hey, Subaru.

What kinds of things are you supposed to do for a talent show?

Hmm...

Simple party tricks and stuff?

Party tricks?

Yeah. Just show everybody a talent you have that others don't.

Barusu, you have a talent for failing at life. Just show them that.

That really hurts, y'know.

What do you want from me?

It's your only talent.

You sure about that?

I may have a secret talent that will amaze everyone!

You do not.

Instant answer?!

But you know, if Subaru does have some amazing talent,

I'd love to see it.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

I would love to see your secret talent.

I'm curious about your secret talent, too.

Emilia-tan! Rem!

I promise that I, Natsuki Subaru, will show you something that'll knock your socks off!

And Puck, don't eat so much!

A talent show, I suppose?

Hmph! How stupid.

What are you staring at?

Oh, I apologize, little girl.

I'm not a little girl. Don't call me one.

Now, will you get lost?

Oh, excuse us, little girl.

You're all equally infuriating!

Lt. Koenig, Lt. Neumann.

Did you provoke that little girl?

No sir, not at all.

Are you sure?

She seemed extremely upset.

Little girls are always a handful, Captain.

Just like a certain battalion commander?

Yup!

I'll tell her you said that in my next report.

Please don't.

She'll blast us into ash.

Yup.

What is Roswaal thinking?

I'll grab him and make him explain!

Teachers’ Office

Is Roswaal here, I suppose?

Um... your name is Beatrice-kun, right?

Correct.

And who might you be?

Um, first, you shouldn't talk to your teachers like that...

You're no teacher of mine.

I'm here to talk to Roswaal, I suppose.

I'm not here to speak to you.

Beatrice-kun, you mustn't speak to your teacher like that.

You're all students here at this school.

You're here to experience school life.

So you need to act like students.

Understand?

Fine, I suppose.

Please tell Roswaal-sensei that Betty was here.

All right.

I'll make sure he gets the message.

Now, lunch break is almost over.

Return to your classroom.

I know that. You don't need to tell me, I suppose.

Hmph!

Was I too harsh?

But you can't let your guard down around someone just because they're a little girl.

I know for a fact...

...that there are demons in this world who wear the skin of little girls!

Do you have a cold?

No...

Goddess

bless you!

Goddess

bless you!

bless you!

Goddess

bless you!

Goddess

Goddess

bless you!

Goddess

bless you!

bless you!

Goddess

Goddess

bless you!

bless you!

Goddess

What's her deal?

I couldn't say...

Hey, show some gratitude!

Or did you not get what I was doing there?

So get this. When somebody sneezes, you say "God bless you!"

But I'm a goddess, so I say "Goddess bless you!".

God bless you?

God... kami...

Where did you learn that?

In class!

The word that upsets me more than any other.

Unlike you, I actually pay attention in class! Aren't I the greatest?

It reminds me of that bastard "Being X".

Is he...

Is he perhaps...

Is he?!

Class 2

We need to talk.

Huh? She wants to talk to me?

When classes are over, come to the park near the school.

I'm more than willing to talk here.

No. I want to speak in private.

You want to speak to Ainz-sama... my Ainz-sama...

in private?!

Calm down, Albedo!

No, I will not be calm!

If this girl wants to seduce you,

I shall slap her silly!

"Slap her silly"? I thought only Emilia talked like that anymore...

Squash her flat! Pulverize her!

Albedo, you're talking to a child.

Age, gender, and race don't matter.

Your charm goes far beyond those things!

But we've only just met.

It doesn't matter how long you've known someone!

Rem-san? Rem-san?

When you fall for someone, it doesn't matter how long you've known them!

You get it!

That's right.

I've barely known Subaru-kun for any time at all.

I don't know who "Subaru" is, but...

This is Subaru-kun.

He's very important to me.

It's amazing how you don't hesitate to say that at all...

I think you and I are going to get along.

Sorry for not introducing myself sooner. I'm Rem.

Now works, too.

I'm Albedo. I'm sure we'll get along splendidly.

Very well.

Yes, nice to meet you!

Ainz-sama is gone!

Move.

Class is about to begin!

Ainz-sama!

Immutable yet Transitory

Hey, there's something I've been wanting to do with everyone.

anone, minna de hitotsu yatte mitai koto ga atta no

nanikashira

What's that?

I'd love for us all to drink tea and chat...

minna de ocha toka nominagara ohanashi shitainatte

sore wa are ne, joshikaitte yatsu ne!

Oh, I know! Like a girls' meetup, right?

joshikai to iu noniwa kuse no aru mentsu daga

This group would make it an unconventional "girls' meetup".

That's fine! Let's do this "girls' meetup"!

ii wayo, yarimashou sono joshikai

dewa jiman no chocolate wo youi shiyou dewa naika

Then I shall prepare my trademark chocolate.

subarashii wa! tanoshimi ne

How wonderful! I'm excited.

By the way...

tokoro de

sono joshikaitte nani kana?

What exactly is a "girls' meetup"?

shiranai hanashi ga oosugiru

There's so much you don't understand

demo wakatte nakutemo shitteiru furi

But even if you don't, you pretend you do

keiken busoku satorasenai

You won't make yourself understood without experience

Gotta build up your girl skills from zero

zero kara hajimeru joshiryoku appu

halfelf mo akuma mo megami mo youjo mo keiken busoku

As half-elves, demons, goddesses, and little girls, we're all inexperienced!

nicchimo sacchimo ikanai kouchaku joutai

With no way out, we're at a stalemate

bukiccho kanjou

Awkward emotions

omowazu zekkyou

Accidental shouting

mou isekaitte koto de tanoshimou janai

Let's just enjoy being in a parallel world

World peace, and the future of our countries

sekai heiwa mo kuni no mirai mo

None of that matters to us right now

ima no watashitachi niwa kankeinai

oishii oyatsu sae areba

As long as we have delicious snacks

We're having fun as best we can

sore nari futsuu ni tanoshii ne

areya koreya to koibana shitari

Gossiping about this and that

Our girls' talk is always evolving

zutto girls' talk tenkaichuu

This isn't so bad after all

konna jikan mo warukunai

It's nice to do this every so often

tamani wa ii kamo ne

sore ja matane raishuu

See you again next week

Bye bye!