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These are the rules for your new school liiiife.

"School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence" These are the rules for your new school liiiife.

You guy are now all fellow stuuuudents.

So make sure you get aloonngg...

Ros-chi!

"School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" I'm your teacher now.

Mr. Ros-chi.

What the heck are we doing here?

School life.

Yes. School life.

The central facet of every young boy's life!

But lots of my classmates are clearly not students!

"School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" "No Violence" You shouldn't judge people based on their appeaaaarance!

You're a terrible boy, judging people by their appearances, Barusu.

No, no, no.

That is clearly not the issue here.

So what you're telling us

is that we need to have a "school life" together with the rest of the people here?

"School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard"

"School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" That would be correeeect!

And if I refuse?

"School Rules" "Learn Hard" "Play Hard" You can't refuse.

You can't refuse.

You would be punished for violating the school rulllles.

"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions"

"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions" Stare...

"Episode 2: Tension! Introductions" What is it, Kazuma?

The clothes he's wearing.

Oh, they're like the beat-up, stupid-looking clothes you were wearing.

Did you have to put it that way?

Subaru! Subaru!

What's up?

That man is staring at you.

Barusu, what did you do?

So we're assuming I did something, huh?

I can't think of anything.

Okay, everyoooone!

"Introductions" It's time for introductioooons!

"Introductions" Let's start with Subaaaru!

Okay.

My name is Natsuki Subaru!

Not only am I clueless, I'm also broke beyond compare!

Nice ta meet ya!

It's good to see that

no matter what world we find ourselves in, nobody thinks Barusu is funny.

Did you have to say it like that?

Okay, next.

Okay!

I-I'm Emilia. Nice to meet you.

I'm Puck, the spirit!

Lia... Oh, that's her.

If you mess with Lia, you'll have me to answer to.

Oh, Puck...

A spirit and an elf... No, a half-elf?

We can assume that their races are very similar to what's in Yggdrasil.

I'm Ram.

And this is my little sister, Rem.

I'm Rem! Nice to meet you!

I'm Beatrice.

I don't really think it's nice to meet any of you.

You'll never make 100 friends that way.

And I've never wanted to!

--You make me so mad! What is your problem?

--Even a little girl like that? --You make me so mad! What is your problem?

--You make me so mad! What is your problem?

Now then, I suppose it's my turn.

Imper--

Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion Commander, Major Tanya von Degurechaff!

1st Lieutenant Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov, of the same!

Captain Matheus Johann Weiss!

1st Lieutenant Wilibald Koenig!

1st Lieutenant Rhiner Neumann!

1st Lieutenant Warren Grantz.

Uwah... They're from some war world.

Uwah... They're from some war world.

Oh, that girl reminds me of you, Beako!

Make sure you get along with her!

How many times do I have to tell you?

I'm older than you are,

and I'm not making friends with anybody, no matter how old they are!

Sure, whatever.

Me! Me! It's my turn next, right?

Ahem.

I am the omnipotent goddess of wat--

This is Aqua, everybody.

I'm Kazuma.

This is Megumin.

And that thing there is Darkness.

Hey! Kazuma!

Don't ruin my awesome introduction!

That's right! As the greatest of the crimson demons, this is my time to shine!

He called me "that thing."

I'm being treated as if I were an object...

Are you listening, Kazuma?

Kazuma!

"Introductions" Kazuma!

"Introductions" --Okay, you're all that's leeeeft!

"Introductions" --Wait, is my introduction really over? Really? --Okay, you're all that's leeeeft!

--Wait, is my introduction really over? Really? --Okay, you're all that's leeeeft!

--Wait, is my introduction really over? Really?

It seems for the moment, we have no choice but to enjoy a "school life" here.

I'll go first.

I am none other than Ains Ooal Gown, lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!

Oh, you there, girl.

Are you not feeling weeeell?

What are you talking about?

Seeing Ains in his full glory has stirred something deep within my loins.

Well, that's really soooomething.

Well, we can move on for now and do your introduction later--

Impossible!

I cannot remain silent when my lord has already spoken!

Everyone, it is time for Nazarick to demonstrate its power!

Right!

Shalltear Bloodfallen, floor guardian of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors!

Cocytus, floor guardian of the 5th floor.

Aura Bella Fiora, guardian of the 6th floor!

Mare Bello Fiore, also guardian of the 6th floor!

Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor.

And I am the Overseer of Nazarick floor guardians. Albedo.

"Introductions"

"Introductions" Oh, my...

"Introductions" We really have a variety of students here, don't weeee?

I'm undead, so I'm not supposed to get tired, but...

I'm so tired...

Still, transported to another world.

And I still have this body, too?

What am I supposed to do?

Who are you?

You... undead and his friends!

I still don't know what kind of world this is,

but no matter where we are, as a god, I cannot allow you to walk around freely!

A god, you say?

That's right. Be grateful!

I, Aqua, the goddess of the Order of Axis, the goddess of water,

shall personally send you to your next lives!

Aqua!

Are you really trying to start a fight on your first day of school?

But he's an undead!

And then there's a demon and a vampire...

They're very clearly evil!

As a goddess, I have to do something!

--I said wait! --Turn Undead!

Turn Undead...

That's a low level spell.

A normal Turn Undead from her packs this kind of power?

My Turn Undead didn't work?

You hit me!

You hit me twice!

I get it. I get it.

--What? Let me go! --I get it, but we're leaving!

Why? Hey!

Why are we leaving?

Stop it!

--I'm really sorry. --Let me go!

Oh, no. It's okay.

Let me go!

I'll get you, you undead!

I'll banish you from this world!

A goddess who can make me feel pain even at level 100.

And a human who casually punches such a goddess.

This world...

...has some serious power balance issues!

Aqua was violent towards one of her friends yesterday,

so as punishment she has to stand in the haaallway.

It's their fault, not mine!

Their fault!

Hey! Looking good, water goddess!

You ratted me out to the teacher, didn't you?

Let me help hold one of the buckets, please!

You need to hold the buckets in a more elegant way. Let me hold one.

At least let me use a finger, Aqua!

"Principal's Office"

"Principal's Office" How are our new students doing?

How are our new students doing?

They're very interesting.

But they stiiiill haven't quite opened up to each other.

Then why don't we try "that"?

"That"?