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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,259 --> 00:00:35,745 Love, can I ask you something? 2 00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:37,317 Of course! 3 00:00:37,726 --> 00:00:41,192 It's like... I want the truth. 4 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:46,528 I thought I'm your first boyfriend. 5 00:00:47,693 --> 00:00:48,933 Of course, love! 6 00:00:50,547 --> 00:00:52,292 Why aren't you a virgin anymore? 7 00:00:54,339 --> 00:00:57,814 Love, you're really my first boyfriend. 8 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,618 The others were my customers. 9 00:01:08,128 --> 00:01:12,478 Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs 10 00:02:18,548 --> 00:02:26,113 Siyam! Siyam! 11 00:02:26,198 --> 00:02:27,198 What's that? 12 00:02:27,266 --> 00:02:28,486 Siyam! Siyam! 13 00:02:28,511 --> 00:02:31,782 Someone's shouting "siyam !" 14 00:02:31,807 --> 00:02:32,934 It's like a ritual. 15 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,319 Ritual? 16 00:02:34,344 --> 00:02:35,344 Here! 17 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:37,037 Siyam! Siyam! 18 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:38,107 Look! 19 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:39,451 There's a hole! 20 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:40,574 There's a sign. 21 00:02:40,599 --> 00:02:43,322 "It's forbidden to look in here." Oh, we're not allowed to! 22 00:02:44,703 --> 00:02:45,874 I'll peek inside. 23 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:48,956 - Someone might be naked inside. - Whatever. 24 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,640 Ouch! 25 00:02:50,699 --> 00:03:03,249 Sampu! Sampu! 26 00:03:03,274 --> 00:03:04,975 Siyam! Siyam! 27 00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:06,796 Hmm... 28 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:12,182 So, you're applying to be a nanny? 29 00:03:12,246 --> 00:03:13,414 Yes. 30 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,711 Ah... 31 00:03:15,749 --> 00:03:18,000 Wait a minute, I just want to ask you a question. 32 00:03:18,236 --> 00:03:19,847 Are you affectionate towards children? 33 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:22,476 No, I'm not. 34 00:03:24,062 --> 00:03:25,502 Then why should I hire you? 35 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:34,823 I'm very sweet to the father of the kid though. 36 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:37,142 Then, you're hired. 37 00:03:37,323 --> 00:03:38,323 Yeah. 38 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:39,944 You can start now. 39 00:03:40,612 --> 00:03:42,132 You can be sweet to me. 40 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:44,954 Can you do it from Monday to Sunday? No rests? 41 00:03:45,084 --> 00:03:46,157 Okay, okay. 42 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,492 Excuse me. 43 00:03:49,992 --> 00:03:51,233 Just a second. 44 00:03:52,505 --> 00:03:54,025 So, did he pass? 45 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:56,730 - Is he okay? - My god, Mars... 46 00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:58,810 The guy you set me up with... 47 00:03:58,835 --> 00:04:00,139 He's so ugly. 48 00:04:01,135 --> 00:04:02,135 And he smells bad. 49 00:04:02,528 --> 00:04:04,534 And it seems like his vision is awful. 50 00:04:06,275 --> 00:04:07,705 And he looks like he doesn't take a bath. 51 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:09,011 Look at his face. 52 00:04:09,557 --> 00:04:12,677 And geez... He doesn't talk! 53 00:04:12,989 --> 00:04:15,262 It seems like he has all of the flaws in the world! 54 00:04:15,476 --> 00:04:17,201 - Hey, don't bother whispering. - Huh? 55 00:04:17,813 --> 00:04:18,824 Why? 56 00:04:18,849 --> 00:04:20,680 - He can't hear us. - Oh. 57 00:04:22,754 --> 00:04:23,754 Oh... 58 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,746 - Oh no. - Say hi to him! 59 00:04:26,922 --> 00:04:28,476 You're so handsome. 60 00:04:29,576 --> 00:04:31,349 Wow, you make me horny. 61 00:04:41,436 --> 00:04:44,016 One more hour before the mayor arrives. 62 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:47,352 Mars, I might not be able to come in tomorrow. 63 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,843 I have a urine test. 64 00:04:50,317 --> 00:04:52,723 It's just a urine test. What's the problem with that? 65 00:04:53,477 --> 00:04:55,452 I don't know what my problem is. 66 00:04:55,477 --> 00:04:56,697 I'm so nervous. 67 00:04:56,735 --> 00:04:58,203 I don't know what I'm going to do. 68 00:04:58,637 --> 00:05:00,312 Are you kidding me? 69 00:05:00,337 --> 00:05:01,634 That’s just easy. 70 00:05:01,659 --> 00:05:02,911 Why don't you review? 71 00:05:05,768 --> 00:05:08,113 It's just an exam, right? 72 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:14,725 Boss? 73 00:05:14,810 --> 00:05:16,170 Oh, Olga. 74 00:05:16,262 --> 00:05:17,262 You're here. 75 00:05:17,668 --> 00:05:19,200 You were calling for me? 76 00:05:19,225 --> 00:05:20,740 Yes, yes. Come in. 77 00:05:25,349 --> 00:05:26,349 What is it? 78 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,951 I have something important to tell you. 79 00:05:30,011 --> 00:05:33,549 I noticed that you have a problem while working. 80 00:05:35,895 --> 00:05:37,837 Well, boss... 81 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:39,990 It's okay. 82 00:05:40,015 --> 00:05:42,804 Tell me what the problem is so that I can help you. 83 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:48,933 Boss, my mom went abroad to work. 84 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:51,855 What? 85 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:53,021 Yes. 86 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:54,949 I really miss her. 87 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:56,241 And... 88 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:59,170 She's upset with me, boss. 89 00:05:59,242 --> 00:06:01,341 Oh, is that so? 90 00:06:03,968 --> 00:06:05,768 I really miss her, boss. 91 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:09,562 I really want to talk to her, boss. 92 00:06:10,835 --> 00:06:13,023 But we're busy at work. 93 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:15,381 That's right, boss. 94 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:22,631 But boss, I will do everything so that I can talk to my mom. 95 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,250 Really? 96 00:06:25,748 --> 00:06:27,890 - You will do everything? - Everything. 97 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:41,584 What are you waiting for? 98 00:06:41,976 --> 00:06:43,135 Do it. 99 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,823 Do everything. Right? 100 00:06:47,087 --> 00:06:48,087 Yes. 101 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,322 Hello, mom? 102 00:06:59,351 --> 00:07:00,351 Mom? 103 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:03,009 Mom, can you hear me? 104 00:07:03,993 --> 00:07:06,007 Mom, don't be upset! 105 00:07:06,032 --> 00:07:07,766 I'm here, mom. 106 00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:10,362 Mom, I really miss you! 107 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,209 - Hey. - What? 108 00:07:18,252 --> 00:07:21,007 I heard that you were spreading rumors that my breath stinks! 109 00:07:21,522 --> 00:07:22,522 It wasn't me. 110 00:07:22,726 --> 00:07:24,435 It's you! What do you mean it wasn't you? 111 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:26,039 It wasn't me. 112 00:07:26,337 --> 00:07:29,791 - Don't lie to me. - No, it wasn't me. 113 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,461 What? You keep saying it wasn't you! What do you mean then? 114 00:07:32,526 --> 00:07:34,086 It wasn't me. 115 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:35,547 I can't... 116 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,702 I can't breathe. Shit. 117 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:57,293 Can you ask the airport how long is the flight from Manila to Paris? 118 00:07:57,318 --> 00:07:58,318 Okay, boss. 119 00:08:03,095 --> 00:08:04,369 Hello? 120 00:08:05,003 --> 00:08:06,390 Hello, airport. 121 00:08:06,415 --> 00:08:12,410 I just want to ask how long is the flight from Manila to Paris? 122 00:08:13,497 --> 00:08:15,493 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 123 00:08:15,518 --> 00:08:16,627 Yeah, yeah. 124 00:08:16,971 --> 00:08:17,991 Okay, thank you. 125 00:08:19,627 --> 00:08:20,627 Boss. 126 00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:22,568 It's pretty short. 127 00:08:23,224 --> 00:08:24,698 How long is it then? 128 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,270 Well... 129 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:27,740 They said, "just for a moment." 130 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,432 Oh, Mars. You know what? 131 00:08:37,457 --> 00:08:42,084 I read somewhere that women become more beautiful when they get enough sleep. 132 00:08:42,493 --> 00:08:45,431 - Really? - Yes. And I believe that. 133 00:08:45,945 --> 00:08:47,006 Wait, Mars. 134 00:08:47,365 --> 00:08:49,105 You might be lacking in sleep then, huh? 135 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,727 Oh, Mars. It's too late. 136 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,362 You can't do that anymore. You know what? 137 00:08:54,387 --> 00:08:56,641 That's how it is. Acceptance is the key. 138 00:08:56,685 --> 00:08:57,840 - Mars. - It's okay. 139 00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,407 - Mars. - We'll accept you. 140 00:08:59,432 --> 00:09:01,251 It's okay, Mars. 141 00:09:01,432 --> 00:09:03,132 Hello, pizza delivery. 142 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,922 Hi. I'd like to order pizza. 143 00:09:06,273 --> 00:09:07,958 Oh, yes. What flavor? 144 00:09:08,119 --> 00:09:10,619 Um, Hawaiian. 16. 145 00:09:10,774 --> 00:09:12,267 16. Okay. 146 00:09:12,474 --> 00:09:14,466 What cut do you want? 147 00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:16,764 - Four slices, or eight slices? - Four slices. 148 00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:19,306 Just four slices. 149 00:09:19,331 --> 00:09:21,558 I might not be able to finish the eight. 150 00:09:39,465 --> 00:09:42,386 Honey, what are you watching? 151 00:09:42,612 --> 00:09:45,288 I'm watching porn. 152 00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:47,240 Look at this one. 153 00:09:47,411 --> 00:09:48,411 Plumber. 154 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,222 What is that? 155 00:09:51,247 --> 00:09:53,042 That's not realistic. 156 00:09:53,067 --> 00:09:54,882 - It's exaggerated. - Why? 157 00:09:54,907 --> 00:09:56,256 Just because you don't watch porn? 158 00:09:56,545 --> 00:09:57,907 It's not realistic? 159 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,123 Well, it's really not realistic. 160 00:10:00,148 --> 00:10:01,910 Look. It's exaggerated. 161 00:10:02,424 --> 00:10:03,624 How can you say that? 162 00:10:04,661 --> 00:10:07,355 Look at that plumber's dick. 163 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,380 It's big. 164 00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:12,351 The ones that repair our pipes, they're pretty small. 165 00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,042 It's this small. 166 00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:26,432 [chattering, giggling] 167 00:10:26,457 --> 00:10:28,510 Hey! You're here! 168 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,516 I'm upset with you two. 169 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:34,282 You two went to the cinemas yesterday! 170 00:10:35,349 --> 00:10:38,036 Oh, right. I'm sorry we didn't invite you. 171 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,507 Aw, don't be upset anymore! 172 00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:45,127 Don't worry, we'll be watching a movie tomorrow. 173 00:10:45,152 --> 00:10:46,927 - Want to come with us? - Mhm! 174 00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:48,404 No. 175 00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,491 You two go ahead. 176 00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:53,596 I don't want you pitying me. 177 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:56,722 Ugh... 178 00:10:56,954 --> 00:10:58,449 Where can I find jeepneys here? 179 00:10:59,217 --> 00:11:01,891 - Straight ahead. - Yeah. Left, left! 180 00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:03,158 - Left? - Yeah, left! 181 00:11:03,183 --> 00:11:04,658 - Okay. - Then go straight ahead again. 182 00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:06,759 - Straight? - Yeah, yeah. 183 00:11:10,852 --> 00:11:13,913 If what crawls on a person is called lice, 184 00:11:13,938 --> 00:11:16,902 and what crawls on a dog is a tick, 185 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,353 what crawls on a horse? 186 00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:20,955 A horse? 187 00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:22,455 A human. 188 00:11:22,911 --> 00:11:23,999 A human? 189 00:11:24,048 --> 00:11:26,150 What crawls on a horse? 190 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,392 It has lice too... 191 00:11:31,422 --> 00:11:33,238 - A man? - A man? 192 00:11:33,263 --> 00:11:35,003 That's what a woman crawls onto. 193 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:38,656 If what crawls on a person is called lice, 194 00:11:38,856 --> 00:11:41,376 and what crawls on a dog is a tick, 195 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,408 what crawls on a horse? 196 00:11:45,168 --> 00:11:46,268 Dust. 197 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,500 You? 198 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:48,908 Um... 199 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,210 Well... 200 00:11:51,306 --> 00:11:53,186 - I don't know. - You don't know? 201 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,033 - You give up already? - Um... 202 00:11:55,495 --> 00:11:56,495 Well... 203 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,723 Maybe... a beetle? 204 00:12:00,026 --> 00:12:02,672 If what crawls on a person is called lice, 205 00:12:02,940 --> 00:12:05,637 and what crawls on a dog is a tick, 206 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:07,763 what crawls on a horse? 207 00:12:09,115 --> 00:12:11,548 It's still lice and other bugs. 208 00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,796 If what crawls on a person is called lice, 209 00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:17,658 and what crawls on a dog is a tick, 210 00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:20,115 what crawls on a horse? 211 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:21,956 A flat iron? 212 00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:23,144 Correct! 213 00:12:23,495 --> 00:12:26,006 Okay, sir, pick your prize. 214 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:28,050 100 pesos, 215 00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:30,508 or I'll kiss and hug you. 216 00:12:31,395 --> 00:12:33,503 - I'll get the 100 pesos. - 100? 217 00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:35,480 - Oh, why? - I'm too shy. 218 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,211 Hello everyone, and welcome to... 219 00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:48,028 Battle of the Braless! 220 00:12:51,201 --> 00:12:52,321 Thank you, thank you. 221 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,883 Of course this is brought to you by PlayTime, 222 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,731 the fastest growing online gaming platform. 223 00:12:58,756 --> 00:13:02,660 This is your host, Janno Depp, at your service. 224 00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:06,925 Here, two universities will compete with each other. 225 00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:08,944 So let's start the game. 226 00:13:08,969 --> 00:13:11,030 Let's call our contestants. 227 00:13:11,055 --> 00:13:14,839 Let's start with the one from... 228 00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:19,344 Puyatang University of Sobrang Aral, or PUSA. 229 00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:24,751 Hello, Team PUSA. 230 00:13:24,776 --> 00:13:26,062 - Hello, sir! - Hello! 231 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,413 Good luck to you. 232 00:13:27,438 --> 00:13:32,424 And their opponents are from... 233 00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:36,813 Advanced School of Overnight, or ASO. 234 00:13:40,191 --> 00:13:42,619 - Hello, Team ASO. - Hello. 235 00:13:42,644 --> 00:13:43,644 Good luck to you. 236 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,664 As you can see, our game today is a bit intense. 237 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:49,351 ASO and PUSA are the two competing universities! 238 00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:50,376 Okay. 239 00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:52,938 Contestants, do you have any cheer? 240 00:13:52,971 --> 00:13:54,544 - Yes. - Yes, we do! 241 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:55,709 Who will go first? 242 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,333 - Us. - Team PUSA. 243 00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:58,859 Let's hear your cheer. 244 00:13:58,889 --> 00:14:01,120 Five, six, seven, eight. 245 00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:05,291 - Meow! Meow! - Meow! Meow! 246 00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:12,668 What a simple cheer, but they still weren't on beat. 247 00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:14,628 Team ASO. 248 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,874 Show them what you got! 249 00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:27,434 ASO! 250 00:14:30,528 --> 00:14:31,601 That's how you do it. 251 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:33,607 They were both on beat! 252 00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:36,741 They don't have any energy but they're both on beat. 253 00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,862 They made up for that lack of energy. 254 00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:39,669 Okay, let me explain the mechanics. 255 00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:45,227 Students, contestants, we have three categories. 256 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,821 Easy, difficult, and final round. 257 00:14:48,298 --> 00:14:49,693 In each category, 258 00:14:50,369 --> 00:14:57,760 the one who doesn't get it right will have to do a consequence, or punishment. 259 00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,868 In each category. 260 00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:04,351 But don't worry because you can choose your punishment. 261 00:15:04,643 --> 00:15:05,643 Okay? 262 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:08,593 - Are you ready to play the game? - Yes. 263 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,804 I can't hear you. Are you ready? 264 00:15:10,905 --> 00:15:12,018 - Yes. - Ready! 265 00:15:12,063 --> 00:15:14,177 Okay. Check your buzzers. 266 00:15:14,202 --> 00:15:15,218 Team ASO. 267 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:16,365 Team PUSA. 268 00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:19,022 Okay. 269 00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:22,761 Let's play Battle of the Braless. 270 00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:25,318 And this is the easy round. 271 00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:31,285 Our category is Cardiology and Romanticism Combined. 272 00:15:31,905 --> 00:15:34,296 In English... 273 00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:35,585 Listen carefully. 274 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,373 In English, it's called Heart. 275 00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,073 In Tagalog, it's blank. 276 00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:40,591 What is this... Wait. 277 00:15:41,036 --> 00:15:43,522 What is this part of the human body 278 00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:46,167 that starts with the letter P? 279 00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:47,192 Go. 280 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,573 Paa . 281 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,598 A little higher. 282 00:15:50,186 --> 00:15:51,498 - Yes. - Pata . 283 00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:52,619 A little higher. 284 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,125 Pusod . 285 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,396 Navel? A little higher. 286 00:15:57,131 --> 00:15:58,646 - Puyo . - That's too high! 287 00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,671 That's too high, you passed so many parts! 288 00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:01,782 A little lower. 289 00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:03,785 Pilik mata . 290 00:16:04,142 --> 00:16:07,535 Uh, okay, okay, fine. 291 00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:09,401 Here's another clue. 292 00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:12,908 This body part is always beating. 293 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,472 Yes. 294 00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:16,744 - Pulse. - Yes! Pulse! 295 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:17,790 - Pulse! - Pulse... 296 00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:18,815 Okay. 297 00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:21,453 It's close, but that's not what we're looking for. 298 00:16:21,478 --> 00:16:23,124 - Another clue. - We're wrong? 299 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:29,079 This is what a man desires the most from a woman. 300 00:16:29,411 --> 00:16:33,174 What is this part of the body that starts with the letter P? 301 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:37,596 - Pussy! - Oh my! 302 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,943 - Right? - How vulgar! 303 00:16:40,621 --> 00:16:42,857 No. That's not it. Okay, listen up. 304 00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:44,650 This is the last clue. 305 00:16:45,545 --> 00:16:49,972 When a man isn't able to get this, his blank hurts... 306 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,351 - Yes. - Puson ? 307 00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:53,395 Abdomen... 308 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,522 - Abdomen! - Why that? 309 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,874 Well, he wasn't able to get the pussy, 310 00:16:58,897 --> 00:17:00,767 - that's why their abdomen hurts. - Right, right! 311 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,697 - Abdomen! - Abdomen! Sir, we're right! 312 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,383 If you don't get that, your abdomen hurts! 313 00:17:06,408 --> 00:17:08,844 - Oh, actually... - Right, sir? 314 00:17:08,869 --> 00:17:11,686 - Right! I got it right! - That's possible, but... 315 00:17:11,711 --> 00:17:15,087 But that's not what we're looking for. I'm sorry. 316 00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:17,981 Nobody got the right answer. 317 00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:21,712 The part of the body we're looking for is... 318 00:17:22,745 --> 00:17:23,745 Butt . 319 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,108 Right? 320 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,703 - Oh, the butt? - Does it beat? 321 00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:30,443 Yes, when you twerk. 322 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:31,870 - Twerk! - Oh right. 323 00:17:32,047 --> 00:17:34,060 - He's right. - Oh yeah! 324 00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:38,307 Okay friends, that concludes our easy round. 325 00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:40,999 Let's recap the scores. 326 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:46,487 Team ASO has zero, and Team PUSA also has zero. 327 00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:47,512 It's a tie. 328 00:17:49,605 --> 00:17:52,903 - Yes! - They are proud they have zero points. 329 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,692 Okay. And like what we talked about, 330 00:17:56,717 --> 00:17:59,611 because you're both wrong, you both have a consequence. 331 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,246 Let's call Miss Consequence in. 332 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,586 Come on in! 333 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:10,958 Don't we have any other Miss Consequence? 334 00:18:18,193 --> 00:18:20,660 How can she get one? You keep dancing! 335 00:18:21,113 --> 00:18:22,113 Okay! 336 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,093 Thank you. Let's start with Team PUSA. 337 00:18:24,118 --> 00:18:26,191 Here are your choices... 338 00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:33,795 First, you will jump barefoot on burning coals. 339 00:18:34,642 --> 00:18:37,607 Or, you will take your top off. 340 00:18:37,928 --> 00:18:39,000 Pick your consequence. 341 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:46,750 - Yes? - We're going to remove our top. 342 00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,782 - What's that? - We're going to remove the top. 343 00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:52,383 Okay, you guys chose that. We did not force you. 344 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:56,374 Here's the consequence of Team ASO. 345 00:18:57,878 --> 00:19:00,451 Team ASO, here are your choices... 346 00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:05,370 You will use a jump rope barefoot, 347 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,242 on a floor full of thumbtacks. 348 00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:10,821 - That hurts. That hurts. - Or... 349 00:19:11,122 --> 00:19:12,377 Does that hurt? 350 00:19:12,643 --> 00:19:15,380 Or, you will take your top off. 351 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:17,053 It's up to you to decide. 352 00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:19,283 Are you sure? 353 00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:23,012 Team ASO, what's your decision? 354 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,225 We'll take our top off. 355 00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:26,366 - Is that so? Okay then. - Yes, we'll take it off. 356 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:29,681 We did not force them. That's what they chose, my friends. 357 00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:35,177 This is just the start! 358 00:19:35,225 --> 00:19:39,769 When we come back, next up is the difficult round, 359 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:41,978 here on... Battle of the Braless! 360 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:52,592 Mars, last night, I cleaned my daughter's room. 361 00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:54,541 I saw a lighter. 362 00:19:54,571 --> 00:19:57,415 - Oh! - I was surprised. 363 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,914 All this time she had cigarettes! 364 00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:00,326 I didn't know that. 365 00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:01,734 You know what, Mars? 366 00:20:01,759 --> 00:20:05,694 I cleaned my daughter's room too. 367 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:09,227 Then I saw a wine glass. 368 00:20:09,252 --> 00:20:11,058 I didn't know she had wine? 369 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:13,658 My gosh, Mars! Me too! 370 00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:18,164 I cleaned my daughter's room 371 00:20:18,749 --> 00:20:20,794 and I saw a condom. 372 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,868 I was shocked too! 373 00:20:24,732 --> 00:20:25,732 Why? 374 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,865 I didn't know that... 375 00:20:28,199 --> 00:20:29,715 she has a manhood! 376 00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:37,419 And Battle of the Braless is back! 377 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:42,714 Friends, let's continue to the difficult round! 378 00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,422 Girls, are you ready? 379 00:20:44,613 --> 00:20:47,793 - Yes! - Your category is... 380 00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:52,841 Sports, Biomechanics, and National Treasure combined. 381 00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:54,476 Here's your question. 382 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,420 Manny Pacquiao is famous for his skill. 383 00:20:57,445 --> 00:21:00,714 That's why he's named as Pambansang Blank. 384 00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:01,739 Go! 385 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,573 Singer. National singer. 386 00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:05,671 Sometimes when we touch... It's wrong. 387 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:08,206 - Yes! - National artist. 388 00:21:08,231 --> 00:21:09,279 That's still wrong! 389 00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:10,995 - Yes? - Politician? 390 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,768 - National politician? - No, it's still wrong! 391 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:17,685 Basketball player? National basketball player? 392 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,627 That's still wrong! 393 00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:21,921 Endorser? National endorser. 394 00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,440 No! That's wrong! 395 00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:26,192 Any other answer? 396 00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:28,344 Boxer? 397 00:21:28,781 --> 00:21:31,867 - National boxer? - Yes! You're close! 398 00:21:31,887 --> 00:21:32,963 - You're close! - Oh my god! 399 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,873 Okay, listen carefully. 400 00:21:35,239 --> 00:21:37,514 This is... 401 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,294 This is what he uses to punch! 402 00:21:40,319 --> 00:21:42,130 It starts with the letter K. 403 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:45,039 - Kanan ! National right! - Wrong. 404 00:21:45,656 --> 00:21:47,362 - Kaliwa . National left! - No, wrong! 405 00:21:47,387 --> 00:21:49,297 Left, right. You just flipped it! 406 00:21:49,322 --> 00:21:51,658 Uh, it's like this. 407 00:21:52,036 --> 00:21:53,036 There. 408 00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:55,133 Kamay ! National hand! 409 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:56,968 This! Like this! 410 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,617 Uh... kuko ! 411 00:21:59,642 --> 00:22:02,522 - National nail! - No, like this, like this. 412 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:04,948 Kalyo . 413 00:22:04,972 --> 00:22:06,071 National callous. 414 00:22:06,744 --> 00:22:08,490 - Callous! - I already gave a hint! 415 00:22:08,918 --> 00:22:10,736 - Wrong! You're both wrong! - Oh no! 416 00:22:10,852 --> 00:22:12,747 We've run out of time. I'm sorry. 417 00:22:12,772 --> 00:22:17,046 The K that we are looking for is... 418 00:22:17,938 --> 00:22:20,653 - Kulugo . - Oh! We were close! 419 00:22:20,678 --> 00:22:22,767 And here's the recap of the scores. 420 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,370 Team ASO with zero. 421 00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:28,927 And Team PUSA with zero too. 422 00:22:28,952 --> 00:22:30,181 It's a tie! 423 00:22:30,252 --> 00:22:32,097 They're so happy with their points, everybody. 424 00:22:32,177 --> 00:22:34,592 Alright. Let's call Miss Consequence! 425 00:22:34,617 --> 00:22:36,432 For your consequences! 426 00:22:36,946 --> 00:22:38,902 Which you will choose. 427 00:22:39,493 --> 00:22:41,079 Get one... Okay. 428 00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:42,533 Next. 429 00:22:46,628 --> 00:22:47,628 Alright. 430 00:22:48,982 --> 00:22:49,982 Okay. 431 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,871 Let's start with Team ASO first. 432 00:22:54,469 --> 00:22:55,476 Team ASO. 433 00:22:55,835 --> 00:22:57,915 These are your choices... 434 00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,695 You'll get close to the cars. 435 00:23:01,661 --> 00:23:06,130 And you will pee on the wheels with your feet up. 436 00:23:06,681 --> 00:23:07,708 Or... 437 00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:12,070 You will take your skirt off. 438 00:23:13,842 --> 00:23:15,631 While they're thinking... 439 00:23:17,721 --> 00:23:19,570 What is your decision? 440 00:23:19,595 --> 00:23:23,000 - We'll take our skirts off. - Yes, we'll take it off. 441 00:23:23,025 --> 00:23:24,025 Okay. 442 00:23:24,115 --> 00:23:25,178 Thank you. 443 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:27,578 Team PUSA, here are your choices... 444 00:23:28,871 --> 00:23:30,577 You'll be put in a sack, 445 00:23:30,602 --> 00:23:32,837 and taken deep into the forest. 446 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,654 Like a cat... Just like a cat. 447 00:23:35,702 --> 00:23:36,702 Or... 448 00:23:37,153 --> 00:23:38,931 You will take your skirt off. 449 00:23:38,956 --> 00:23:40,144 Just like them. 450 00:23:41,831 --> 00:23:43,728 - We'll take our skirt off. - We'll take it off. 451 00:23:43,753 --> 00:23:46,557 Okay. That's what they chose. 452 00:23:46,582 --> 00:23:47,797 We did not force anyone. 453 00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:56,334 My friends, as you can see, things are heat-- 454 00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:00,078 I mean, the battle is heating up! 455 00:24:00,278 --> 00:24:03,830 We'll be back. for the final round. 456 00:24:03,855 --> 00:24:04,870 Here on... 457 00:24:04,895 --> 00:24:06,714 Battle of the Braless. 458 00:24:17,545 --> 00:24:21,486 - Mars! - Oh, how are you? 459 00:24:21,511 --> 00:24:23,806 Good thing you're here in Manila. 460 00:24:23,831 --> 00:24:27,091 Yes, Mars. I just arrived here last week. 461 00:24:27,116 --> 00:24:28,717 Oh, it hasn't been that long. 462 00:24:29,549 --> 00:24:33,505 Mars, do you know what an elevator is? 463 00:24:33,795 --> 00:24:35,453 - Elevator? - Yes. 464 00:24:35,478 --> 00:24:37,926 Oh, Mars. 465 00:24:37,951 --> 00:24:40,138 If you want to go up to a certain floor in a building, 466 00:24:40,462 --> 00:24:42,696 you'll have to ride on an elevator. 467 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,506 - I see. - Mhm. 468 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:51,911 So, you just have to stand in front of the door, where it opens and closes. 469 00:24:52,262 --> 00:24:54,393 It goes up and down. 470 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:59,655 And what's an... What's an escalator? 471 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,348 An escalator is... 472 00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,247 It's just like stairs. 473 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:08,874 But the elevator itself goes up and down while you're standing on the steps.. 474 00:25:09,101 --> 00:25:10,436 You can go down. 475 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:12,381 You can also climb up. 476 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,004 I often get on those! 477 00:25:14,029 --> 00:25:16,277 Wow, you're really amazing! 478 00:25:16,575 --> 00:25:20,025 And what's a calculator? 479 00:25:21,682 --> 00:25:22,975 Calculator? 480 00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:25,084 Uh... 481 00:25:26,503 --> 00:25:27,575 I don't know. 482 00:25:27,891 --> 00:25:29,817 I haven't ridden a calculator yet. 483 00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:39,325 Welcome back to Battle of the Braless! 484 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,804 My friends, the battle is really hot. 485 00:25:43,829 --> 00:25:47,523 We're here in the final round! 486 00:25:48,776 --> 00:25:52,016 Girls, are you ready for your last category? 487 00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:54,281 - Yes, we're ready! - Yes, let's go! 488 00:25:54,306 --> 00:25:58,891 Your category is Showbiz and Storytelling combined. 489 00:25:59,082 --> 00:26:00,358 Here's your question. 490 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:05,643 One of the most popular sexy stars in VMX is... 491 00:26:06,182 --> 00:26:07,813 Blank Raval. 492 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:10,848 She was the first introduced in the movie, 493 00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:12,850 "Gusto Kong Maging Pornstar." 494 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,817 Who is this Raval? 495 00:26:14,953 --> 00:26:15,953 Go! 496 00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:18,856 - Jeric Raval. - This person is a woman. 497 00:26:19,943 --> 00:26:22,303 Miss Jeric Raval. 498 00:26:23,195 --> 00:26:24,524 Younger, young. 499 00:26:25,665 --> 00:26:27,391 Little Miss Jeric Raval. 500 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:28,606 No, no. 501 00:26:29,498 --> 00:26:31,863 Jeric Raval's daughter. 502 00:26:33,576 --> 00:26:39,656 Little Miss Jeric Raval Jr! Yes! Little Miss Jeric Raval Jr. 503 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,649 No, no! You're all wrong! 504 00:26:42,742 --> 00:26:45,337 The answer we're looking for is... 505 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:48,076 Miss Rodel Raval. 506 00:26:48,124 --> 00:26:51,917 ♪ Lumayo ka man sa akin ♪ 507 00:26:51,942 --> 00:26:53,141 There! Okay. 508 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,211 My friends, let's recap the scores. 509 00:26:55,236 --> 00:26:58,454 Team PUSA with zero. 510 00:26:58,479 --> 00:27:01,710 And Team ASO with zero as well! 511 00:27:01,735 --> 00:27:03,314 It's a tie! 512 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,236 - It's a tie! - Let's call in Miss Consequence. 513 00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:08,195 For your consequence. Come in. 514 00:27:10,684 --> 00:27:12,144 Okay, please pick one. 515 00:27:12,177 --> 00:27:13,492 That's good already. 516 00:27:16,921 --> 00:27:17,921 Can I? 517 00:27:19,981 --> 00:27:21,066 Team PUSA. 518 00:27:21,447 --> 00:27:23,325 Your choices for the final round are... 519 00:27:24,014 --> 00:27:29,148 You will have ten teeth pulled out without anesthesia. 520 00:27:29,228 --> 00:27:31,975 Or, you'll take your bra off. 521 00:27:32,391 --> 00:27:34,718 - We'll take off our bra. - We'll take off our bra. 522 00:27:34,743 --> 00:27:36,191 Why did you choose that? 523 00:27:36,216 --> 00:27:39,604 It might hurt if I don't have anesthesia. 524 00:27:39,629 --> 00:27:41,850 My classmate here only has nine teeth. 525 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:44,564 She doesn't reach the minimum, so we'll take our bra off. 526 00:27:44,589 --> 00:27:46,399 Okay, that's what they chose. 527 00:27:46,424 --> 00:27:49,894 Team ASO, your choices are... 528 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:55,588 Your tongues will be pulled out and nailed at the entrance of your school. 529 00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,819 Or, you'll take your bra off. 530 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,398 - We'll take our bra off! - Yeah. 531 00:27:59,424 --> 00:28:00,688 Why did you choose that? 532 00:28:01,384 --> 00:28:03,198 It'd be a waste of a nail, 533 00:28:03,228 --> 00:28:06,884 and we might become late for school if our tongues are nailed to the entrance. 534 00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:10,345 - I don't want to waste my education. - Yes, yes. 535 00:28:10,369 --> 00:28:13,823 Well, friends, that's their chosen consequence. 536 00:28:13,848 --> 00:28:15,729 Take off your bras. 537 00:28:22,773 --> 00:28:25,181 Friends, I hope you enjoyed today! 538 00:28:25,319 --> 00:28:28,027 This is where our game ends. 539 00:28:28,052 --> 00:28:30,113 Thank you very much to Playtime, 540 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:33,018 the highest cash back online gaming platform. 541 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:36,239 Hey, cover yourselves up! The consequence is done. 542 00:28:36,956 --> 00:28:38,884 I will say goodbye now. 543 00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:44,588 This is Janno Depp, the luckiest host in the world. 544 00:28:44,613 --> 00:28:50,260 We will see each other again here on Battle of the Braless. 545 00:28:50,969 --> 00:28:54,207 Wave goodbye! Wave bye to the fans! 546 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,232 Bye! 547 00:28:55,548 --> 00:28:57,825 Hey, they can see it! Cover yourselves up! 548 00:29:00,633 --> 00:29:01,633 Bye! 549 00:29:02,385 --> 00:29:10,605 Wow Mani OST Performed by: Pio Balbuena, Janno Gibbs 36720

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