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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:51,417 - I wasn't there. - You were there. 4 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,625 I wasn't. 5 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:54,333 Somebody saw you. 6 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:56,500 Who? A private detective? 7 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:01,333 You were in Tony's club. Just admit it, that's all I want you to do. 8 00:01:01,417 --> 00:01:02,542 Oh, God! 9 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:06,458 Alright, I was in Tony's club. 10 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:07,750 With a man. 11 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:09,583 Well, I hope he was. 12 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:13,000 It's the same man you were out with last week, isn't it? 13 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,792 Does it matter to you? 14 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,458 Ah, it's a lovely morning. 15 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,250 We should go into the country. 16 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,208 Walk. 17 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:24,417 Oh, I hate walking. 18 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:26,917 Except to pubs. 19 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,708 You go to sleep, Ilsa, it's late. 20 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:31,167 I'm going home. 21 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,167 Joe. 22 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,292 Yeah? 23 00:01:34,667 --> 00:01:36,583 Put the milk inside the door on your way out. 24 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:38,833 Some maniac keeps pinching it. 25 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:42,292 Breakdown on the Central Line again, Mr Beckett? 26 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,542 Yeah, that's right. 27 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,583 It won't do, Mr Beckett. 28 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:47,667 It's not good enough. 29 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,750 I set off at half past eight, Mr Royce. 30 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:52,167 Then we'll have to set off just that little bit earlier. 31 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:56,042 Business in this establishment commences at 9:00am. 32 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,875 We don't require you here at ten to, 33 00:04:58,958 --> 00:05:01,042 but we don't expect you here at ten past. 34 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,333 Nine o'clock. 35 00:05:02,417 --> 00:05:03,875 Oh, shut up. 36 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:08,375 And we don't wear coloured shirts during business hours, Mr Beckett. 37 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,292 Whatever we may do outside. 38 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,667 Alright, Mr Fenton. 39 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,125 Good morning, sir. 40 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:18,000 I was wanting a sports jacket. 41 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,875 Certainly, sir. Would you come this way? 42 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:22,125 Let's have the phone a minute, Mrs Richards. 43 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:26,375 - Could I, uh, try this one? - Certainly, sir. 44 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,667 You go too far, Joe. 45 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,083 You spoil it for everybody else. 46 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,625 You know he's watching you. 47 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:38,583 And the loose fitting style does give that extra degree of comfort. 48 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:41,333 Could I speak to Ilsa, please? 49 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:44,333 Forward, Mr Beckett, forward. 50 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:45,875 Never mind. 51 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:49,708 Oh, it seems alright, but it's more the sleeves that's my worry. 52 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:51,958 - Morning. - I was wondering about a raincoat. 53 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:53,083 Mm. 54 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:54,917 You need a large size. A... 55 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:57,375 46, 48. 56 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,708 I was thinking of single-breasted this time. 57 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,750 Quite easily. If you'd come this way. 58 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:06,292 There's nothing off the peg your size. I could make you one to measure though? 59 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,667 - I want it for the weekend. - —I'm sorry, nothing near it. 60 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,708 I'd better try somewhere else then. 61 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,333 What happened there? 62 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:19,667 Nothing to fit him. 63 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,583 Complete range of lightweight Chesterfields. 64 00:06:22,667 --> 00:06:25,500 - He didn't want an overcoat. - He wasn't shown an overcoat. 65 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:28,708 Neither did we show him our pattern books. Bespoke, Mr Beckett, bespoke. 66 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:31,625 Head office directives, push bespoke trading. 67 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:34,125 Look, the man came in for a raincoat off the peg. 68 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,375 We hadn't got one. 69 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:37,476 Hadn't got it. Hadn't got it. What are we, Mr Beckett? 70 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,833 Salesmen, salesmen! There's no such word as "haven't got". 71 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,583 Show me a flaming 48 raincoat! 72 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:49,750 If you would call back as late as possible on Friday, sir. 73 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,042 We'll have it ready for you. 74 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:53,000 Friday, yes, alright. Thank you very much. 75 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,542 Thank you. 76 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:55,875 Good morning, sir. 77 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,708 Well, gentlemen, I calculate that Mr Beckett 78 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:01,625 has lost us all the commission 79 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:04,792 on a firm £12 order this morning. 80 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,625 I'm giving in my notice. 81 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,875 Oh. 82 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:10,458 I want to leave on Friday. 83 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,500 Pastures new? 84 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,417 - Found another job? - No. 85 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:20,292 I advise you to learn something about hard work before moving on, Mr Beckett. 86 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:23,042 You don't advance yourself by jumping from job to job. 87 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:26,583 Alright, alright. I'm inefficient, habitually late and bone idle. 88 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,250 Let's not go on about it, shall we? 89 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,167 I've told you, I'm finished on Friday. 90 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,042 You're finished now. Get out. 91 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,375 Get out of my shop. 92 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,417 Good morning, sir. 93 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,625 Good morning. 94 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,542 I want you to show me a regimental tie. 95 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:41,625 Certainly, sir. 96 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,333 Which regiment do you want? 97 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,583 What regiments have you got? 98 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:13,958 Thank you. 99 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:15,458 Hey, that's my coffee! 100 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,292 May I? 101 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,458 Yeah, sure. 102 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:25,125 Now where have I seen you before? 103 00:08:26,292 --> 00:08:28,458 - Oh, yes, the drifter. - Eh? 104 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,750 I had a grandstand view from the shelf counter. 105 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:31,875 Oh. 106 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:35,000 You were quite right to leave that establishment, no class. 107 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:37,417 All they could offer me was the Pioneer Corps. 108 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,708 You're lucky to have got out without a three-piece suit 109 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,042 and a couple of raincoats. 110 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,042 That would be a shilling. 111 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:44,833 - What'll be a shilling? - The coffee. 112 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:47,250 You should have paid at the desk. Self-service. 113 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:48,417 Progress. 114 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,375 Alas. Keep the change. 115 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:51,458 Thank you. 116 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,875 You know, sometimes I admire my own self restraint. 117 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,417 They've been open seven minutes and I'm drinking coffee. 118 00:08:57,292 --> 00:08:59,917 No doubt you have a tempting job to go to? 119 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,250 No, I'm trying to give it up. 120 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,583 Good morning, Captain. 121 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,208 Good morning. 122 00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:09,917 I'm surprised to see you upright. 123 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Oh, we recover, Frank. We recover. 124 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:14,125 He had the one last night. 125 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,500 He was only drinking whisky out of jug, that's all. 126 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,083 That's why it's gin today. 127 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,167 By the way, I'm Captain Dyce. Richard Dyce. 128 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,417 Joe Beckett. 129 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,792 Do you know, you chaps fascinate me. 130 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,458 Do you really enjoy working in shops? 131 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,667 All that toadying and grovelling? 132 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:30,083 What jobs are there? 133 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,875 I've tried a few I thought I'd like 134 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,833 but they're no good when you get close to them. 135 00:09:34,292 --> 00:09:36,500 Now I pick lousy jobs deliberately. 136 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:39,083 If I found a good one I'd probably stay in it and settle down. 137 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,917 That would just about be the end. 138 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,333 I know what you mean. 139 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,083 End up at 50 in a suburban semi, 140 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:47,792 married to some fat old slag with a gang of snotty nosed infants. 141 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:51,833 I never keep any job for more than a couple of months. 142 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,833 The thought of working in some of these places 143 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,500 depresses me so much I stay in bed. 144 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,750 I stay in bed so long there's no point in going in. 145 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:01,167 What's the date? 146 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:03,958 Er, don't know. Fifth, I think. 147 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:05,500 You live by yourself, don't you? 148 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:06,875 Mm, Notting Hill Gate. 149 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,083 - Ah, West 11. - I have a room there. 150 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,167 Furnished? 151 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,333 I suppose you'd call it furnished. 152 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,125 I've been in this one for about three months now. 153 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,833 She leaves me alone, anyway, the land lady. It's warm. 154 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,542 Yes, I can imagine, hob and gas fire, shilling in the meter. 155 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,083 Sink choked with tea leaves. 156 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,125 And use of bath. 157 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,417 It's not that bad. I'm on my own, anyway. 158 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,833 I'm independent. 159 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:32,351 Yes, I know what your sort of independence means, my dear boy. 160 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:33,917 Counting your pennies all week 161 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,640 then skulking in bed all Sunday because you can't afford to go out. 162 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:40,292 You haven't got the guts to seize life by the throat 163 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,542 and take what you want. 164 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,875 And you have, I suppose? 165 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,125 - Yes. - You just take what you want? 166 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,292 Does it matter? 167 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:50,833 Not to me, churn. 168 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,458 I don't care where you get your money. 169 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,458 The life of crime doesn't shock you? 170 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:56,625 Should it? 171 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:59,542 I mean, it's not always for gain, is it? 172 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,500 A lot of it's boredom. 173 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:05,375 Crime can be a way of breaking out, a way of feeling something. 174 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,333 Anything's better than nothing. 175 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,667 I like you, Joe. 176 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:11,601 You won't settle for anything. 177 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:14,292 The army ruined me for a civilian life, you know. 178 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:17,500 Sometimes I wish there'd be another war. I'd enlist like a shot. 179 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,792 The next war will be a nuclear war. 180 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,042 That's why I support nuclear disarmament. 181 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,708 Not that I'm a pale-faced pacifist but I don't want any war 182 00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:26,500 that has no place for me in it. 183 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,042 Let's have another one. 184 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,205 We might have a look round and enjoy the clubs if you have nothing special on? 185 00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:33,292 No, I'm alright till tonight. 186 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,250 Supposed to be going to a party. 187 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,458 Lovely. I like parties. 188 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,292 Squashed my nut! 189 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:47,375 Now, shall I tell you who the greatest novelist of the century is? 190 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,167 You squashed my nut! 191 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,625 A little-known Victorian novelist called Mrs Brooks. 192 00:11:52,708 --> 00:11:54,875 Now, this may surprise you but I... 193 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:57,375 I suppose you could say I went to bed with him. 194 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,708 I certainly never slept with him... 195 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,601 Honestly, dear, I've seen some places in my time... 196 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,583 Another one? How many have you got now? 197 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,067 - You've got half a dozen already. - Yes, but I collect them. 198 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,625 Er... 199 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:09,542 who's he? 200 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,458 - With Georgia? - Yes. 201 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,292 He's new, ain't he? 202 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,833 Well, if you don't know him, he must be. 203 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,083 Mind you, he ain't new. 204 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,667 I've seen him. 205 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,042 What's the drink situation? 206 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,375 Slightly dodgy, I'm afraid. 207 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:30,042 We'll be onto rose' or fruit cup or whatever it is before long. 208 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,667 There must be some other people about besides this lot? 209 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:40,083 I dunno, I never seem to meet them. 210 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:41,625 Perhaps you don't move around. 211 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:44,833 Never do anything else. We just move around together. 212 00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:47,792 Same cafés, same parties. 213 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,417 We share the same bottles and the same beds. 214 00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:53,042 Cheers. 215 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,708 Here's to a new face. 216 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:56,958 Well, we're sharing the same bottle. 217 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,458 Darling, what about you? 218 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,125 I see little Ilsa's playing the field again. 219 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:10,250 - Who's our lascivious friend? - Oh, some creep. 220 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,208 I think he's a copper's narc or something. 221 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,958 Go on, stare. 222 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,375 I've got nice legs, haven't I? 223 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,125 Would you like me to take my dress off so you can get a better look? 224 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,917 Go on, tell me to and I will. Cos that's what you want, isn't it? 225 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,500 Who invited him anyway? 226 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,417 Who invited anybody, darling? 227 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,250 Give me a cigarette, Joe. 228 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,833 - You haven't said hello to me yet. - Hello. 229 00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:13,375 You keeping alright? 230 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,833 Yeah, fine. You? 231 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,750 Ah! Marvellous. 232 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,042 I feel a bit drunk though. Does it show? 233 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,750 Does it matter? 234 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,917 Oh. Give me alight, Freddie. 235 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,292 Ah, just keeping your place warm for you, old boy. 236 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,917 Oh, is that a loving cup you've got there, my dear? 237 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,625 - Has he gone off with all that Scotch? - Mmm-hmm. 238 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,292 Nobody loves us. 239 00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:48,458 Still, never mind. 240 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:51,042 We love each other, don't we, Joe? 241 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,375 Yeah, Georgia. We love each other. 242 00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:56,958 I'm getting a bit stoned. 243 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,583 So am I. 244 00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,875 Are you staying till the bitter end? 245 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,792 I am stoned. 246 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,875 You could do anything you like with me now, Joe. 247 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,583 Anything you wanted to. 248 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,375 NOW? 249 00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,750 Now if you like. 250 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,625 Come on then, let's go. 251 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,875 Just get my coat. 252 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,167 Won't be a minute. 253 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:41,667 Excuse me. 254 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,542 Leaving, Joe? 255 00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:56,458 Yeah, but it's open house. 256 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:57,792 You can stay. 257 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,333 Isn't she a bit out of your age group, old boy? 258 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,125 I'm not fussy. 259 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,542 Matter of fact, I had designs on her myself. 260 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,875 Well, hard luck, mate. 261 00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,458 First come, first served. 262 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,708 Tell you what I'll do. 263 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,292 I'll fight you for her. 264 00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:20,042 Oh, come off it. 265 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,667 No, seriously. 266 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,458 Come on, Joe. Come on. Hit me. 267 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,917 Hit me here, hard. 268 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,542 Don't talk bloody ridiculous. 269 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,917 Come on, Joe. You won't hurt me. 270 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,018 It's all hard muscle. There's no fat here, you know. 271 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,958 Alright. I believe it. 272 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:34,833 What you afraid of, Joe? 273 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,167 I'm not afraid, I just think it's all bloody stupid. 274 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:38,833 Come on. 275 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,000 I won't. 276 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,292 You will, you know. I was trained to command. 277 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,083 People like me give orders. 278 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,833 People like you obey them. 279 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,958 Come on, darling. I've got refills. 280 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,833 I've had about enough of you. 281 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:55,167 Never mind, Joe. We'll leave it over. 282 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,375 What do you want anyway? I mean, what are you after? 283 00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,625 Eventually customers for 10,000 tins of antifreeze, 284 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,250 going cheap as they say. 285 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:09,833 Immediately, a bed for the night. 286 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:12,250 Well, that's your problem, isn't it? 287 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,375 Yeah. 288 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:16,500 Joe, how serious were you this morning 289 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,667 when we mentioned crime and boredom? 290 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,417 I'm bored with you, mate. I dunno about anything else. 291 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:29,542 Oh, do you live by yourself, my lovely? 292 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,750 Huh? 293 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,208 Oh, no, with a friend. 294 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:36,208 Back to sleepies then. 295 00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:42,958 Well then, Joe? 296 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:46,375 Look, you want Georgia, you can have her. 297 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,667 I'm going home. Goodnight. 298 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,167 See you again, Joe. 299 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,417 Come along, darling. 300 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,125 Ha, it's a lovely night. 301 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,559 I don't want you to think I do this sort of thing all the time. 302 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,458 Never crossed my mind. Taxi. 303 00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,042 Check. 304 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,667 Oh, so you have emerged, Mr Beckett. 305 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,167 Really, I think you'd sleep through an earthquake. 306 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,125 Here, did you hear me calling you about two o'clock? 307 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,333 I thought you must be out. 308 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,292 No, I didn't hear anything. 309 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,667 Oh, that phone. It's been ringing and ringing and ringing. 310 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,792 That there lady, erm... 311 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,750 Well, that, erm, that Miss Barnes, you know. 312 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:17,250 Well, she said... Well, anyhow, she said she wouldn't ring you again 313 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,833 but would you meet her in the coffee bar after she's finished work? 314 00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,250 Oh, right. Thanks. 315 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:25,792 Oh, and, erm, you won't let the rent run on too long, will you? 316 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:26,750 No, righto. 317 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,375 I mean, I have got the milk and the laundry to pay on Fridays. 318 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,458 Yes, right, OK. 319 00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:33,958 I don't really like it left more than two weeks as a rule. 320 00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,500 What'd you do that for then? 321 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:57,625 He cuts children into pieces and makes them into pies. 322 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,625 Good morning, Joe. 323 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,292 Morning, Mr Gash. 324 00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:15,417 I must do something about my hair. 325 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,083 Nice of you to give me a lift. 326 00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,000 Hope it keeps fine. 327 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,958 Think this colour will last the day out? 328 00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,333 It's alright. 329 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:28,750 Here, you've cut yourself. 330 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,167 It's a long time since that razor was used. 331 00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,458 They would spring a board meeting on me today of all days. 332 00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,222 Do hate doing business in a crumpled shirt. 333 00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:40,292 Well, if you'd been a good boy you'd have got up this morning 334 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,042 and gone home and changed. 335 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,458 I know, my love. I know. 336 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,583 But as I say, I've got the flat crawling with these beastly Americans. 337 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,042 I know it's my own property but one doesn't like to butt in. 338 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,708 I must come to some other arrangement. 339 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,250 Well, you know where you can come to get fixed up. 340 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,167 My goodness, the chairman's here already. 341 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,667 Er, I don't seem to have any change. 342 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,375 - Settle with you later. - See you. 343 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,958 Carry on. 344 00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:20,375 My dear Aunt Mildred, I'm terribly sorry. 345 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,208 I got held up at this retched board meeting. 346 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:25,875 I thought it was never going to end. 347 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,208 How are you? 348 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,583 None the better for waiting 35 minutes. 349 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,458 I, really, am awfully sorry. 350 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,667 Who was that girl? 351 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,750 Oh, Georgia, my secretary. 352 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,333 Secretary? 353 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:39,417 Well, I'm saying my secretary, I share her with my partner, Joe Beckett. 354 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,542 You've met Joe of course. 355 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,958 Of course I haven't. 356 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:45,333 Oh, I was sure you had. Charming fellow. 357 00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,917 Was in the clothing business. Made a packet there, 358 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,875 broke away, now we're building up this export business. 359 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:54,167 If we can land this Japanese order, we're in clover. 360 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,958 Dickie, you get more ridiculous every day. 361 00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:58,917 How long are you in town for, Auntie? 362 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,958 No longer than I can help. 363 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:03,750 Captain Dyce? Telephone for you. 364 00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:06,917 That'|| be Joe. Perhaps I could bring him down one weekend. 365 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,333 Captain Dyce here. 366 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:23,000 ♪ Because they know that she's the dancing queen 367 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,292 Hello, Terry. 368 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:27,417 ♪ Oh, just bebop, it's time to rock 369 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,792 ♪ But she doesn't know when to stop 370 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:33,292 ♪ But living life is fun with baby Jean 371 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,667 ♪ Hit it now, pretty boys, go! 372 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:41,000 ♪ Oh honey, go! a' 373 00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:48,667 Very good. Very good. Go again? 374 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,583 No, that's enough. 375 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,500 Lend us your chess set then? 376 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,125 Oh, him. 377 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,042 Why doesn't he buy his own chess set? 378 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:28,250 Jimmy, haven't see you in years. 379 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,417 Hi, you two, see you later. 380 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,708 - Ilsa. - Alfie. 381 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:40,333 I promise faithfully, darling, I want to hear the whole thing. 382 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,208 I'm awfully late. 383 00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,708 Looked in at the Cellar Club. 384 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,375 Oh, I wish you'd seen it. 385 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,708 Bob and George were there dancing together pretending to be queers. 386 00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:51,375 Why you wearing those things? 387 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:55,000 Because I've got this simply bloody hangover from last night. 388 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:58,500 Where did you get to? I finished up in Hampstead. 389 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,375 Oh, who with? 390 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,417 Oh, not like that, darling. 391 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,542 I met this fabulous drip. 392 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,875 He said, "Would you like to come back to Hampstead?" 393 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,750 I said, "Marvellous," and off we went. 394 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:12,333 We got to his place, I didn't even get out of the cab. 395 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,833 Who was he anyway? 396 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:16,167 Oh, just somebody I've seen around. 397 00:24:17,083 --> 00:24:18,417 Think he's in love with me. 398 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,542 But I get sick of him. You know how it is. 399 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,000 Yeah, I know. 400 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:26,708 I enjoy making a man fall in love with me. 401 00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:29,292 Especially if he doesn't want to. 402 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:32,417 Then when I've got him, I go off him. 403 00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:35,708 I can't stick dog-like devotion. 404 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,250 I've been a bit of a bitch to you, haven't I, Joe? 405 00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:41,792 So-so. 406 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:43,208 I always am. 407 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:47,292 Then you didn't really love me, did you, darling? 408 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,000 Just pretended. 409 00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:51,375 You just wanted the same as everyone else. 410 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:54,083 Only you made more of a fuss about getting it. 411 00:24:57,417 --> 00:24:58,458 Darling, Joe. 412 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:03,542 I say, darling, you can't possibly lend me two pounds, can you? 413 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:05,708 You've got a nerve! 414 00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:09,167 Oh, I know I've owed you five pounds for years but I must pay the rent. 415 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:12,417 I've seen these fabulous shoes I've just got to have them. 416 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:15,208 Come on, let's take a walk. 417 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,417 Thank you. 418 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,333 Queen to bishop third. 419 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:31,667 Mate in one, now I'll have my board back. Thank you. 420 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,417 He's clever. 421 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,708 He's like me. He's got it up here. 422 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,042 You shopped any good villains lately, Simon? 423 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:13,625 Now he's gone commercial... 424 00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,375 Well, what he does... 425 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:27,417 Isn't it fabulous here? It's always so natural. 426 00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:35,375 - Stop it, Joe. - What? 427 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,000 - You're to leave me alone. - Why? 428 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:38,667 Cos you get in my way, that's why. 429 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,458 - Well, I don't see that. - Well, I do. 430 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,042 Now what are you on about? 431 00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:56,042 I mean, Joe, that if you don't like life, you avoid it. 432 00:26:56,958 --> 00:26:58,500 You get all superior. 433 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,250 Sort of sour grapes. 434 00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:02,458 But I'm different. 435 00:27:02,542 --> 00:27:04,500 I like people loving me. 436 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,000 Admiring me. 437 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,625 Telling me I'm wonderful. 438 00:27:10,292 --> 00:27:13,625 But you, Joe, you despise me. 439 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:17,042 You despise my friends and my amusements. 440 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:19,458 All the things that are necessary to me. 441 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,083 You just get in my way. 442 00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:25,583 Yeah, well, I get you. 443 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,333 At least, I think I do. 444 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,208 I mean, we could still be platonic friends. 445 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:39,417 We could keep it a terrific secret between us. 446 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,125 We really love each other. 447 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,792 Oh, I must go. 448 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:00,250 Yep. 449 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,250 Are you in love with me, Joe? 450 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,625 Erm, yeah. 451 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:13,875 Then say it. 452 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,417 I love you, Ilsa. 453 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:22,958 Keep me safe, Joe. 454 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:25,250 Love me, look after me. 455 00:28:26,292 --> 00:28:29,583 Darling, I promise, I faithfully swear that I'll always stay with you. 456 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:44,208 Get me a glass of water, darling. Sleep always makes me thirsty. 457 00:28:50,958 --> 00:28:52,333 I wish you had a radio. 458 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:54,750 - Shall I get one? - Yeah. 459 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,625 "This is Radio Luxembourg. Your station of the stars." 460 00:29:02,792 --> 00:29:05,083 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push it down a bit, will ya? 461 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,583 They never sing low, Joe. 462 00:29:08,667 --> 00:29:10,375 They would if they knew my landlady. 463 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,042 She doesn't allow visitors after 10:30. 464 00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,833 Ah, what a drag. 465 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:39,833 Yes? 466 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:44,875 I'm sorry to trouble you but have you got a Mr Beckett staying here? 467 00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:46,125 Er, yes. 468 00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:47,833 Only I'm his mother. 469 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,417 Oh. Well, I think he's in. 470 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,667 Step inside, won't you? I'll just pop up first. 471 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,500 Such a long climb. 472 00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,333 Oh, I shall be hours late for work. I know that much. 473 00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:03,125 I'm sick of that dreary office. 474 00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:06,583 Don't know why I don't do the same as you and walk out. 475 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,208 It makes no odds. 476 00:30:08,292 --> 00:30:10,125 I've got to get another job sooner or later. 477 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,542 Yes, well, at least you get a rest from the dreary... 478 00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,958 'Shh! 479 00:30:15,042 --> 00:30:17,042 Mr Beckett? 480 00:30:20,167 --> 00:30:21,167 Mr Beckett. 481 00:30:22,667 --> 00:30:25,417 Oh, I just wanted to make sure you was in. 482 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,958 You've got a visitor. 483 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,417 It's your mother. 484 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,500 Oh, tell her I'll be down in a minute. 485 00:30:31,583 --> 00:30:34,000 Alright, Mrs Beckett, right up to the top. 486 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:36,792 Come along, you can't keep your mother waiting all day, you know, 487 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,333 while you get yourself dressed. 488 00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:40,708 What's more I hope your room's tidy. 489 00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:46,292 Joe, wait a minute. 490 00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:48,417 You can finish that in the bathroom. 491 00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:56,000 Quick, there's no one around. 492 00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,083 You should have advertised. 493 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:02,667 Go right upstairs, Mrs Beckett, as far as ever you can go. 494 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,500 Joe's expecting you. 495 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,833 Thank you. 496 00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:07,125 In the bathroom, quick. 497 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,667 The door, it's locked. 498 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:12,125 Mum, why didn't you tell me you were coming? 499 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:13,792 I could have met you at the station. 500 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:14,917 Joe. 501 00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,375 Oh, you're so thin, son. 502 00:31:18,458 --> 00:31:20,625 What are you doing with yourself? 503 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,667 I thought, well, there's that early morning train. 504 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:31,125 I'll give him a surprise. 505 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:32,792 Yeah, it was a surprise. 506 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:35,958 That's the bathroom. I share that. 507 00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:39,250 There's just one more flight, Mum. 508 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,458 - —Oh. - Oh? 509 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:06,792 Well, shall, shall I begin at the beginning or what? 510 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,333 Well, let's skip the beginning. Start later. 511 00:32:12,750 --> 00:32:16,417 Oh, it's a bit of a mess. I haven't had much time. 512 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:20,667 Doesn't she clear up then? Make the bed? 513 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:24,208 Oh, yes, she would do if I asked her, you know, but I don't bother. 514 00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:27,625 Anyway, she might give you a bit more carpet. 515 00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,208 How much did you say you're paying? 516 00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:31,625 Uh, £2.10. 517 00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:34,333 Well, it's about average. 518 00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:37,875 How are you then, Mum? Are you feeling better? 519 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,958 Well, you got my letter, didn't you? 520 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,958 You read it, didn't you? 521 00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:44,458 Well, of course I did. 522 00:32:44,542 --> 00:32:46,458 I thought you might of replied. 523 00:32:46,542 --> 00:32:49,167 Yeah, well, I... I kept meaning to, you know, 524 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:50,708 but something always... 525 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:53,625 Well, I did read it though. 526 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:55,250 I was dead worried about it. 527 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,375 How's it now? 528 00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,792 I mean, what'd the doctor say? 529 00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:02,958 Come and give your mother a kiss. 530 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:05,792 J0ey, Joey. 531 00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:08,958 Now, look, no, you don't want to stay up here. 532 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:11,583 - We'll get you a cup of tea, eh? - That'd be lovely. 533 00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:14,708 Well, tell me all your news, Joe. 534 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,750 Well, you know, life goes on. 535 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,833 I saw Bernard de la Pol the other day. 536 00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:23,542 Do you remember Bernard that you used to be at school with? 537 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:25,958 He's doing very well. 538 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:31,125 Do you remember he went to Redmont Engineering 539 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,333 where your father wanted you to go. 540 00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:36,125 Well, apparently, he stayed there 541 00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:38,333 and passed all his examinations, 542 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,125 and got on and everything. 543 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:43,583 And apparently, they're sending him abroad. 544 00:33:43,667 --> 00:33:44,542 Oh, yeah? 545 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,708 Somewhere in the Middle East, er, 546 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:48,625 Mr de Ia Pol was saying. 547 00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:49,917 With the firm. 548 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:53,458 Well, Joey. 549 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:56,375 Have you made any good friends while you've been in London? 550 00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,375 Let's get some tea now, shall we? 551 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:00,125 Oh, I don't know. 552 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,167 Can't you make yourself a cup of tea? 553 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:07,250 They're always popping out for meals and cups of tea in London, aren't they? 554 00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:08,917 Yeah, pop out for everything up here. 555 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,000 Do we pass a chemist on the way? 556 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:14,583 Because I've got some tablets to get. 557 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:16,667 Yes, we can do. We can call in at Boots. 558 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,417 Oh, I couldn't manage these stairs everyday. 559 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:23,542 Takes me all the time with one flight. 560 00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:25,292 I don't really know you well enough. 561 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,583 You've known me for ten minutes, surely, that's enough. 562 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:30,417 Enough for what? 563 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:33,083 There you are, dear. Mummy's calling. 564 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,042 It's years since I was here last. 565 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:39,625 I brought you here when you were a little boy. 566 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,375 We'd been up to see your Aunt Alice at Hammersmith 567 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,833 and she was out. 568 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,833 How's she getting on then? 569 00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:50,500 Well, I was hoping you'd have been over to see her. 570 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,875 But you say you're so busy. 571 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,000 Have you seen Father Hogan yet? 572 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,333 No. 573 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:59,042 I wish you could find time to see him, Joe. 574 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:02,000 Even if you don't get up and go to Mass. 575 00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:06,208 After all, he only lives a few minutes from where you live. 576 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:10,250 And he was very kind to us before he moved up here. 577 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,958 Well, I will try to drop round and see him. 578 00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:16,708 Oh, look at that little one. Isn't she sweet? 579 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,625 I'd liked to have been a granny. 580 00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:22,750 I don't suppose I ever will be now. 581 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,125 Well, you never know. 582 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:28,792 Well, you will get married one day, won't you, Joe? 583 00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:29,917 Will I? 584 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,083 Well, you want to, don't you? 585 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,625 No, not particularly. 586 00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:36,167 Oh, don't talk silly, Joe. 587 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,875 All these ideas about not marrying 588 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:41,542 and free love or whatever you call it. 589 00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:43,583 They're alright in books. 590 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:47,542 But there's nothing free about behaving like an alley cat. 591 00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:50,333 You want a girl you can respect. 592 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:53,167 Not someone who lets you paw her about. 593 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,042 Because she'll let other fellas paw her about, too. 594 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:59,208 Yes, you can look at your watch. 595 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,375 You think you're alright now 596 00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:04,083 but it's when you get to my age you'll know about it. 597 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:07,333 Finish up one of these dirty old men 598 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:10,125 going around nipping young girls' bottoms. 599 00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:14,042 Yes, I can speak up. I can talk like your wonderful friends. 600 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:15,667 Alright, Mum. 601 00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:17,583 Don't go on about it. 602 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:21,458 Oh, it wouldn't do to have me in London, would it? 603 00:36:21,542 --> 00:36:23,625 Nag, nag, "a9-". 604 00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:26,333 Go on. You know you enjoy it. 605 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:29,208 Well, it's because I love you, Joe. 606 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:32,083 I don't want to see you go to waste. 607 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:34,667 It isn't as if you didn't have a good brain. 608 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,208 - You always did very well at school. - Hold on a minute, Mum. 609 00:36:37,292 --> 00:36:39,417 There's a bloke I want a word with over there. 610 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,417 What are you following me for? 611 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,542 Eh? 612 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,292 I'm just standing here, ain't I? Having a drag, ain't I? 613 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,208 Now, look, you've been following me for days. 614 00:36:53,292 --> 00:36:55,208 What the bloody hell do you think you're on? 615 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:57,875 No, nothing, mate. It's a free country, innit? 616 00:36:57,958 --> 00:37:00,000 Look, I'll tell you where I'm going. 617 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:03,750 I'm gonna put my mother on a train and I'm calling back at my place 618 00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:07,917 and I should be in Nicky's cafe' in the Portobello Road at five o'clock. 619 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,333 I'll see you there. 620 00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:12,083 You want a lot, don't ya? 621 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:15,208 What does he want? 622 00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:16,458 Oh, nothing. 623 00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:19,583 Seem to know some funny people. 624 00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:23,583 Anyway, I still don't know why you left your job. 625 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,333 Don't know myself, Mum. 626 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,000 But you must know, Joe. 627 00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:28,750 Nobody knows why they do things. 628 00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,042 That's a silly thing to say. 629 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:33,125 I know why I do things. 630 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,667 I think it very peculiar if I didn't. 631 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:38,167 Anyway, I've said all I'm going to say. 632 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:42,125 I could talk till I'm blue in the face, it would make no impression. 633 00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:44,333 From now on, I'll just give up. 634 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:46,792 You can ruin your life for all I care. 635 00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:49,042 I'll just forget about you. 636 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:52,125 It's no good. You never listen to anything I say. 637 00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:54,375 I might just as well save my breath. 638 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:59,292 And now we come to the other argument that these people use. 639 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:00,792 The naive, 640 00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:03,000 sentimental argument 641 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:06,750 that they use when they are confronted by the facts! 642 00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:10,875 The argument that we force these people, 643 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,500 these Indians, these Pakistanis, 644 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:17,667 that we force them to live in slum conditions. 645 00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:21,917 Now, let us examine this argument. 646 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,667 We do not force, you and I. 647 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:30,875 We do not force these foreigners to come here. 648 00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:35,667 We do not force them to take our houses and to undercut our jobs. 649 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:38,375 I fought a bloody war against bastards like you! 650 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,958 Here we have an example of the kind of hoodlum 651 00:38:45,042 --> 00:38:46,833 who would prevent free speech in London. 652 00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:50,042 Your kind of free speech! 653 00:38:50,125 --> 00:38:52,583 People have every right to come and live in this country! 654 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:56,500 In this borough in the year 1951, 655 00:38:57,625 --> 00:39:01,583 the coloured population was one-tenth 656 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:04,625 of what it was in the last quarter of last year. 657 00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:05,833 A tenth! 658 00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,833 Ten times as many coloured people 659 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:11,542 have moved into this borough. 660 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:14,292 Rubbish! Where do you get your figures from? 661 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:18,667 Now, what does this mean to you and me? 662 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:34,875 I should carry the cup separately from the saucer, dear boy. 663 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,083 Now it's going to drip all down your tie. 664 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:48,583 You playing some bloody game with me or what? 665 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,542 All life is a game, dear friend. 666 00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:52,625 Never mind the bloody Oscar Wilde patter! 667 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:55,875 It's you that's had that whining, snivelling moron following me, isn't it? 668 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,167 Jacko? 669 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,333 Yes, that's a reasonable description. 670 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,375 He's quite harmless. 671 00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,292 Lonely perhaps. Who isn't? 672 00:40:05,042 --> 00:40:06,375 He's a stray dog. 673 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:08,500 Why has he been following me? 674 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,958 I want to find out what sort of man you are. 675 00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:15,167 How you live. 676 00:40:17,542 --> 00:40:19,042 How you spend your time. 677 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:21,833 And who you spend it with. 678 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,125 How would you like to work with me? 679 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,625 Doing what? 680 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,833 Making money. 681 00:40:32,292 --> 00:40:35,333 Well, if you've got so much money, Why'd you need Georgia to put you up? 682 00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:36,917 Why can't you afford a hotel? 683 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:42,000 Yes, I admit it, I'm skint for the moment and I'm not prepared to be skint for long. 684 00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:44,000 If it suits me to live like a tramp for a bit, 685 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,458 I can live in a ditch and it won't affect me. 686 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:49,958 When I get the money, it must be big money. 687 00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:53,500 When the money's gone, I can change again. 688 00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:55,667 You've got to adapt in this world, old boy. 689 00:40:56,292 --> 00:40:57,958 Adapt and compromise. 690 00:40:58,042 --> 00:41:01,250 But when it suits you. Not when it suits the other people. 691 00:41:02,417 --> 00:41:04,667 So you've got a racket instead of a job. 692 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:07,375 You disapprove? 693 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:09,125 It's no concern of mine. 694 00:41:10,042 --> 00:41:13,042 Well, then how would you like to make £10,000? 695 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,833 Don't talk wet. 696 00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:20,583 I have an aunt 697 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:23,083 who happens to be one of the richest women in Hampshire. 698 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:24,875 She lives miles away from anywhere. 699 00:41:25,792 --> 00:41:29,542 It's a source of constant surprise to me that she's never been burgled. 700 00:41:30,375 --> 00:41:32,042 Well, you have come to the wrong man. 701 00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:34,667 Supposing the burglar did break in. 702 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:37,125 Supposing my aunt was startled. 703 00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:39,375 She might start to scream... 704 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,333 and he, in a panic, might kill her. 705 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,958 The burglar would get away with a few bits of silver, 706 00:41:48,042 --> 00:41:49,875 just to keep the books straight. 707 00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:53,208 But the real crispies would start coming under the door later on 708 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:55,375 when I collected my inheritance. 709 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,875 This is a joke, isn't it? 710 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:03,417 Cross my heart and hope to die. 711 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,125 We've all got to go sooner or later. 712 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,000 Why me? 713 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,708 Well, I can hardly do it myself, dear boy, could I? 714 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,583 And it's not the kind of favour one can ask of a close friend. 715 00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:18,958 No, I'm serious. 716 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,208 Has it never occurred to you that the only perfect crime 717 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,292 is when one stranger murders another. 718 00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:28,708 A young man who spends his day shut in his room bothering nobody. 719 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:33,667 Who would suspect him of murdering a dear old lady in rural Hampshire? 720 00:42:36,042 --> 00:42:37,708 I think you're off your rocker. 721 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:50,708 I say to the Home Secretary... 722 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:57,292 come down and live among the blacks yourself! 723 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:02,208 We have nothing against the blacks. 724 00:43:02,292 --> 00:43:03,667 But... 725 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:07,833 we do not want to live with the blacks. 726 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,458 We do not want to work with the blacks. 727 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:15,375 Well, Joe, aren't you gonna rush round to the police? 728 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,167 They're a bit tied up at the moment. 729 00:43:17,875 --> 00:43:19,375 Don't you think I'm a bit of a swine? 730 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,083 I told you it's no concern of mine. 731 00:43:21,167 --> 00:43:23,559 Well, it makes you guilty whether you do it or not, doesn't it, Joe? 732 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,708 You're condoning it, that's just as bad. 733 00:43:29,125 --> 00:43:30,833 You know where to come to if you want me. 734 00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:26,708 Well, full marks for the hill start this morning, eh, Father? 735 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:30,250 Yes, it's quite an achievement getting into third gear with your handbrake on. 736 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,708 You call that parking? 737 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,042 Well, I dunno. 738 00:44:36,625 --> 00:44:38,125 It's Joe Beckett, isn't it? 739 00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:39,542 Hello, Father, how... 740 00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:41,875 Joe Beckett! Well, well, this is a surprise. 741 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:43,583 How are ya? How's ya mother? 742 00:44:43,667 --> 00:44:44,875 Oh, she's fine. 743 00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:47,167 Father Dominic, this is Joe Beckett. 744 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:49,958 His family lives in my previous parish. 745 00:44:50,042 --> 00:44:52,375 Yes, great old friends of mine. 746 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:54,667 I had a letter from your mother only last week. 747 00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:56,917 She's a good woman, Joe. 748 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,542 A very pious woman. 749 00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:00,250 I hope you appreciate her. 750 00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:03,208 You haven't changed at all. How long is it now? 751 00:45:03,292 --> 00:45:04,917 Three years, four years? 752 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,417 About four years, Father. 753 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,708 Where you living now? 754 00:45:07,792 --> 00:45:09,375 Western Avenue, just round the corner. 755 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,250 Ah, so you're in our parish. 756 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,167 Doubtless we'll be seeing you in church. 757 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:15,250 No, I'm afraid I don't go to church anymore. 758 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,583 Oh, now, now, Joe. 759 00:45:16,667 --> 00:45:18,083 I'm no longer a Catholic. 760 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:20,708 I see. You could be a lapsed Catholic 761 00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:22,375 or an unworthy Catholic, 762 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,042 but you're still a Catholic. 763 00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:30,667 You know, Father, 764 00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:33,625 this young man I got here once intended to be a priest. 765 00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:37,000 I'm sure Mr Beckett had his reasons for changing his mind. 766 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:38,208 Ah, yes. 767 00:45:38,292 --> 00:45:40,292 You can't force things like that. 768 00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:41,917 Vocations come from God. 769 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:45,458 They sometimes come from the most unlikely persons. 770 00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:48,292 Why, I was a holy terror as a boy. 771 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,833 And a vocation was the furthest thing from my mind. 772 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,792 But, Joe, 773 00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,667 you're in a state of mortal sin. 774 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,833 You must do something about it. 775 00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:02,792 The sin is an of fence against myself, Father, no one else. 776 00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:05,208 Sin is an of fence against God. 777 00:46:05,292 --> 00:46:07,583 You're disobeying his commandments. 778 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:11,000 You must make an effort to embrace the church. 779 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:13,583 You must try. 780 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,125 Have you really tried, Joe? 781 00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:24,708 Yes, I've tried, Father, but it doesn't work. 782 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,250 You're an intelligent man, Father. 783 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,458 I mean... 784 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,167 if the light goes out I know it's a fuse, it's not black magic. 785 00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:35,125 Or if I'm ill, 786 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,833 I know it's a classified disease and not witchcraft. 787 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:42,375 It's only in religion that you expect me to suspend all reason. 788 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:44,625 Ah, a seeker after truth. 789 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,833 Yes, I'm afraid Joe still has too much conceit. 790 00:46:47,917 --> 00:46:49,375 Humility, Mr Beckett. 791 00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,875 Like Father Hogan when he gets behind the wheel of a car, 792 00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:54,625 you lack humility. 793 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:56,417 Yes. 794 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:59,417 I suffer from the sin of pride on me three-point turns. 795 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,125 I'd freely admit it. 796 00:47:03,667 --> 00:47:05,375 But you know, Joe, 797 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:09,083 the sin of pride is still the sin of Satan. 798 00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:14,833 Why don't you forget reason for a while? 799 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,208 TW Prayer instead? 800 00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:19,542 I want you to promise me you'll go to Mass. 801 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:21,250 Will you do that now? 802 00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:22,792 Of course you will. 803 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:26,375 Otherwise you know, Joe, now the city's full of dangers. 804 00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:28,792 Bad companions. 805 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,417 Young girls with no moral upbringing. 806 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,750 Young girls with no moral upbringing. 807 00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,250 Young girls with no moral upbringing. 808 00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:39,000 Young girls with no moral upbringing. 809 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:40,500 What time is it? 810 00:47:40,583 --> 00:47:42,042 About three o'clock. 811 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,333 Damn! 812 00:47:47,458 --> 00:47:49,083 Be a honey, Joe. 813 00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,375 Joe? 814 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:00,667 Hmm? 815 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:03,750 Ah, you're lovely, Ilsa, you really are. 816 00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,458 Joe. 817 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:12,292 Yeah, what is it, love? 818 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,833 I think I'm in love with somebody else. 819 00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:22,208 I see. 820 00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:24,875 I've been meaning to tell you all night but I couldn't. 821 00:48:26,167 --> 00:48:28,500 I kept thinking but then you'd... 822 00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:30,792 you'd either say something or... 823 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,292 something would happen and I just didn't have the guts. 824 00:48:35,917 --> 00:48:38,875 But I... I wanted to tell you before we, erm, 825 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,458 well, you know. 826 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,875 Then why didn't you? 827 00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,375 Well, I told you why I didn't. 828 00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:50,208 And once we started kissing, I couldn't break off. 829 00:48:51,292 --> 00:48:53,375 I didn't notice you trying to break off. 830 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,708 That's why I said I couldn't and then... 831 00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:59,250 Oh, you know. 832 00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:03,917 You're just a complete turd, aren't you? 833 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:06,542 That's not fair, Joe. 834 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:08,833 I don't feel like being fair! 835 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:11,875 I did warn you, Joe. 836 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,500 Joe, didn't I warn you? 837 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:16,792 Oh, yeah, you warned me. 838 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:19,708 I mean, it's not as if you're terribly satisfying. 839 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:22,125 What have you got to offer me? 840 00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:24,417 Oh, for God's sake, shut up. 841 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:30,292 Have you slept with him yet? 842 00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:34,625 Have you slept with him yet?! 843 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:35,833 Don't shout at me. 844 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,000 Well, have you? Hmm? 845 00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:39,375 I said don't shout at me. 846 00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:41,042 Have you or haven't you?! 847 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,333 I have! I have! 848 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:44,625 I have! I have! 849 00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:48,042 You bloody little scrubber! You bloody little slut! 850 00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:50,208 Shut up! Shut up! 851 00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:53,750 Get out! 852 00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:55,792 Get out of my house this minute! Get out! 853 00:49:56,917 --> 00:49:59,917 You've got five minutes to get that girl out of this room, do you hear me? 854 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,875 - Bloody well kick her out now. - Shut up! 855 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,167 Live in my house, you pay no rent. 856 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,250 You. Five minutes. 857 00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,458 You first thing tomorrow morning. 858 00:50:09,542 --> 00:50:11,250 And all your belongings. 859 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,417 Cut! 860 00:50:17,958 --> 00:50:19,417 Oh, shut up. 861 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:26,125 It was only once, Joe. 862 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:29,125 Honestly, it was only once. 863 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,208 It's Larry. 864 00:50:32,833 --> 00:50:35,375 You know, he plays the banjo at the club. 865 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,750 I was there late one night and I was miserable. 866 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:43,375 Then of course we went for this drink. 867 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:46,083 I didn't even like him at first. 868 00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:50,625 Did I get drunk. 869 00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:51,917 Get out. 870 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:55,250 Don't be angry with me, Joe. 871 00:50:56,917 --> 00:50:59,208 Nobody must be angry with me. 872 00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:00,708 Everybody must love me. 873 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,583 Everybody must love me. 874 00:51:31,542 --> 00:51:34,292 Come on, Stan. Can't wait all day. 875 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:35,917 No worry, is there? 876 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,125 What's the matter then, Grandad? 877 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:42,458 Excuse me, could I get through. 878 00:51:42,542 --> 00:51:44,375 Eh? Eh? What? 879 00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:47,542 If you'll excuse me, you're standing in front of my gate. 880 00:51:47,625 --> 00:51:50,042 You'll have to speak up, Grandad. He's a bit deaf. 881 00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:53,292 If I could disturb you just for a moment. 882 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:55,875 How much did you pay for this, Grandad? 883 00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,917 Oh, he didn't pay for it. He knocked it off. 884 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,875 Didn't ya? Eh? Didn't ya? 885 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:02,875 You're a bit of an old villain, ain't ya? Eh? Eh? 886 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:04,667 Alright, that'|| do. 887 00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:08,125 Oh, funny man here. 888 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,583 You looking for trouble then? 889 00:52:09,667 --> 00:52:11,333 You heard me. Move. 890 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:14,708 And what if we don't? 891 00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:17,875 Come on. You as well, scarper. 892 00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:21,042 Ah, got a bright boy here. Fancies himself. 893 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:25,333 Oh, come on, leave it. The old cow knows the old lady. 894 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:27,792 You watch out. We can wait. 895 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:32,583 You alright, Mr Gash? 896 00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,208 Oh, yes, thank you, Joe. 897 00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:35,875 It was only a boyish prank. 898 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,667 I'm sure they didn't mean any harm though. 899 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:42,583 Come in, Joe. Join me in a cup of tea, eh? 900 00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:44,167 Yes, alright. I will. 901 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:52,875 Now here's a subject for our young friends to study, 902 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:56,125 "The History of Pacifism", most interesting. 903 00:52:56,208 --> 00:52:58,250 You going on your holidays, Joe? 904 00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,958 No, I'm moving on. Just been kicked out of me room. 905 00:53:01,042 --> 00:53:02,708 Oh, dear me, dear me. 906 00:53:02,792 --> 00:53:04,458 And have you no place to go? 907 00:53:04,542 --> 00:53:07,167 You might try Mrs Butterworth upstairs. 908 00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:09,375 She's very, very reasonable. 909 00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:11,750 Oh, she's have to be more than reasonable to take me on. 910 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:12,917 I'm broke. 911 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,542 Oh, but you're most welcome to stay here by all means. 912 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,875 Oh, no, no thanks. I'll find somewhere. 913 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,042 I tell you what though, 914 00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:22,708 if I could leave my bags here until I get settled down somewhere? 915 00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:24,458 Oh, but certainly, certainly. 916 00:53:24,542 --> 00:53:25,958 As long as you wish, yes. 917 00:53:26,042 --> 00:53:27,208 Thanks. 918 00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:29,667 Here, you haven't read all these, have you? 919 00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,042 Oh, yes. 920 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,208 Oh, yes, I've studied most things in my search. 921 00:53:34,292 --> 00:53:35,833 Search for what? 922 00:53:37,792 --> 00:53:40,333 The truth. The search for truth. 923 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,625 You'll be a long time finding it. 924 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:45,792 It's worthwhile. We're all looking for something. 925 00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:47,958 Not me. 926 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:50,125 I'm trying to give it up. 927 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:52,167 Oh, yes, yes, you as well. 928 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,250 All of us in our single rooms. 929 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,833 We've all broken away from something. 930 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:58,500 We're all looking for something. 931 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:00,708 Ah, I suppose so. 932 00:54:01,917 --> 00:54:03,875 What are you looking for, Joe? 933 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:06,917 I don't know. 934 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,417 I'll probably know when it turns up. 935 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:36,458 - Got your own key, haven't you? - Yeah, but it's not as simple as that. 936 00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:39,375 The landlady lives on the ground floor, she's always popping out. 937 00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:40,875 So what's it to her? 938 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:44,417 Look, I've told you six times already, I can't and that's that. 939 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:48,792 Why don't you get one for yourself? 940 00:54:48,875 --> 00:54:50,375 I'm economising. 941 00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:52,292 Well, economise on somebody else. 942 00:54:57,417 --> 00:54:59,125 Here, have one of these. 943 00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:01,292 Oh, thanks. 944 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,125 Still playing the field, I see. 945 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,667 Thought you were back with Ilsa? 946 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:08,417 Yes, I was. 947 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,292 For about five minutes. 948 00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,833 Anyway what are you doing on the loose? 949 00:55:13,917 --> 00:55:16,208 Thought you were shacked up with Dickie Dyce? 950 00:55:16,292 --> 00:55:18,083 He comes and goes. 951 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:20,208 Turns up when he feels like it. 952 00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:22,542 I'm turning into the head cook and bottle washer. 953 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:25,125 Why'd you stick with him? 954 00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:28,500 I dunno. 955 00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:32,000 He seemed very nice when I first met him. 956 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:34,958 Polite, considerate, romantic. 957 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,875 Opening doors, helping me on with my coat. All that jazz. 958 00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:43,375 Then after he moved in, Wham. 959 00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:46,750 He can be pretty nasty when he wants to. 960 00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:49,792 Tell him to clear off. 961 00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:51,292 It's your flat. 962 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:54,875 I don't even know where he is. I haven't seen him for two days. 963 00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:58,000 Still I expect he'll turn up again at the weekend 964 00:55:58,083 --> 00:56:00,917 when he wants some more money. 965 00:56:02,417 --> 00:56:03,833 Come on, Joe. 966 00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:05,958 Take me to the Queen's Elm. You can buy me a drink. 967 00:56:06,042 --> 00:56:08,250 Do you wanna bet on that? 968 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,167 Alright, I'll buy you a drink. 969 00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:13,375 Have you eaten today? 970 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:16,000 Errn, no, I don't think I have. 971 00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:18,500 - Come on. - Where are we going? 972 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,708 Home. I'm gonna do my little woman act for you. 973 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:39,542 Wow. That was marvellous. 974 00:56:42,917 --> 00:56:44,958 Taste better than Benzedrine. 975 00:56:45,042 --> 00:56:47,042 - Shall I cook you some more? - Uh-uh. 976 00:56:47,125 --> 00:56:48,958 No thanks, love. It was lovely. 977 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:52,167 I'll have another cigarette though. 978 00:56:53,125 --> 00:56:54,542 Help yourself. 979 00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,958 It's all very nice. 980 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:01,833 I'm glad you came. 981 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:05,583 I was all lined up for a lonely evening. 982 00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:09,292 Yeah, so was I. 983 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:13,625 Who's that? 984 00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:15,292 My old man. 985 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,792 That's someone else I haven't seen for years. 986 00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,500 Still, he keeps up the payments. 987 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:24,083 That's my little girl. 988 00:57:24,167 --> 00:57:25,667 She's seven now. 989 00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:28,667 She lives with my mother. I see her whenever I can. 990 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,083 Not often enough. 991 00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:33,083 What's she called? 992 00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:35,708 Jeannie. 993 00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,625 She's doing very well at school. 994 00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:40,875 Teacher said she's one of the best in the class at reading. 995 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:44,750 God, I look old. 996 00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,208 You're not old, love. 997 00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:51,167 I'm young enough to want another husband. 998 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:54,500 Too old to get the kind I want. 999 00:57:57,292 --> 00:57:58,792 Talk to me, Joe. 1000 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:00,750 What about? 1001 00:58:01,792 --> 00:58:02,958 Anything. 1002 00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:04,750 Just talk to me. 1003 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,667 I'm lonely. 1004 00:58:20,667 --> 00:58:22,167 Come on, then. 1005 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:33,875 Well, how do you know? What proof have you got? 1006 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:36,750 How'd you know indeed. Anyway she's two months gone, isn't she? 1007 00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:40,417 Get away. That's three blokes she's blaming to my certain knowledge. 1008 00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,208 Well, she can't blame me. I haven't been near it for months. 1009 00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:54,667 You don't remember me, do you? 1010 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:57,125 No, Why? 1011 00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:59,125 You going to buy me a sandwich? 1012 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,667 Some hopes. 1013 01:00:01,792 --> 01:00:04,083 You were at that rave at Mickey Lewis's last week. 1014 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,458 Don't you remember? You spent about three hours trying to get me into the bedroom. 1015 01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:10,958 Did I manage? 1016 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:12,458 No, you didn't. 1017 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:13,833 Oh, Well. 1018 01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:15,667 In that case. 1019 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,042 Let's have a dance then. 1020 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:25,000 - Where'd you live then? - Oh, all around the place. 1021 01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,917 Paddington at the time of writing. 1022 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,958 Oh, yeah. By yourself? 1023 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,250 Unless I leave with a date. 1024 01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:34,667 What about your landlady then? Does she mind you taking people up? 1025 01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:36,750 She's drunk half the time. 1026 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:40,375 I had five people there for a whole week once. 1027 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:41,833 She never knew. 1028 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,750 How'd you get home then? You walk or what? 1029 01:00:47,042 --> 01:00:48,542 If I have to. 1030 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,208 Went home in a Mercedes once. 1031 01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:55,083 - Goodnight. - Goodnight, love. 1032 01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:14,417 Who'd you think he's waving at? 1033 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:15,667 Hmm? 1034 01:01:16,917 --> 01:01:19,000 Hold on minute. Don't go away. 1035 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:27,333 I've taken hours to find you. 1036 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:29,208 They sent me over from the cafe'. 1037 01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:31,125 What's wrong, what's up? 1038 01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,833 Could we go somewhere, son? 1039 01:01:38,792 --> 01:01:40,792 Your landlady came over. 1040 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:42,875 Your uncle was on the telephone. 1041 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:45,417 Is it my mother? 1042 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:47,958 She's dead. 1043 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:54,542 Apparently, she passed away at 3:15 this afternoon. 1044 01:01:56,833 --> 01:01:58,333 Oh, wow. 1045 01:01:59,458 --> 01:02:01,417 Bloody marvellous that, isn't it? 1046 01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:05,625 Come, Joe. I'll take you home. 1047 01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:09,125 I haven't got a bloody home. 1048 01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:11,875 Come on, son. 1049 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,375 Come on, now. 1050 01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:18,958 There, that's it, that's it. 1051 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,958 You're going up for the funeral, Joe. 1052 01:02:32,042 --> 01:02:33,167 No. 1053 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,417 I believe it's usual. 1054 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,708 Yes, I know. 1055 01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:39,750 Oh, now here's a fine book. 1056 01:02:39,833 --> 01:02:42,167 "Practical Aids to Contemplation". 1057 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:45,500 A lot of interesting things in it. 1058 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:47,125 Hey, this one here. 1059 01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:50,250 I was given this a long while a go for Christmas. 1060 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:52,250 It's all about noble lives. 1061 01:02:53,667 --> 01:02:56,250 There's a chapter here about a man who led a very simple life. 1062 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,875 He ran a leper colony. 1063 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:05,167 Did you know that a leper can't feel hot water? 1064 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:08,667 If you immersed his hand in hot water he wouldn't know about it. 1065 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:11,333 He'd have to be told. He wouldn't feel anything. 1066 01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:12,958 I read about that. 1067 01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:19,083 I'm an emotional leper. 1068 01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:21,458 I don't feel anything. 1069 01:03:22,208 --> 01:03:24,958 I try to but I can't. I've got no sense of touch. 1070 01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:28,417 It's not only my mother, it's everything. 1071 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,583 Work, women, everything. 1072 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:35,250 What you gonna do about that problem, Joe? 1073 01:03:39,042 --> 01:03:40,958 What would you say, Mr Gash, 1074 01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:45,125 if I said I was going to do something criminal? 1075 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:47,333 But, Joe, you're not a criminal. 1076 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:49,250 You don't belong in their world. 1077 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:50,917 I don't belong anywhere. 1078 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,500 That's the point. 1079 01:03:52,583 --> 01:03:55,667 I could make a choice. I wouldn't just be drifting. 1080 01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:59,667 Look, suppose a man 1081 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:02,333 has grown up with certain beliefs and values 1082 01:04:02,417 --> 01:04:05,125 and then he loses them. They just slip away. 1083 01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:09,000 Well, there's no meaning in life, there's no point. 1084 01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:10,708 Do you see what I mean? 1085 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:14,333 Unless he finds he can put his own meaning in life. 1086 01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,458 If he wants to live for pleasure, he can do. 1087 01:04:16,542 --> 01:04:18,917 If he wants to commit a crime, he can do. 1088 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,750 You know, when I was your age, 1089 01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:26,833 I had everything I could desire. 1090 01:04:27,667 --> 01:04:30,083 A good job, good prospects, 1091 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:32,625 a wife who loved me, everything. 1092 01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:34,375 I was contented. 1093 01:04:35,167 --> 01:04:37,292 And then quite suddenly, 1094 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:39,917 my whole way of life lost its appeal. 1095 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,625 It just went. 1096 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:45,583 Rather like losing the taste for food when one's got a cold. 1097 01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:47,917 And so I gave it up. 1098 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:50,417 I walked out one morning. 1099 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:52,792 Never came back from that day to this. 1100 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,583 Where did you go? 1101 01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:57,042 Why, here of course. 1102 01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:58,333 This room. 1103 01:04:59,708 --> 01:05:02,167 It was the first thing I had to do. 1104 01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:04,167 To sit by myself 1105 01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:07,167 and find the truth. 1106 01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:10,000 How long have you been here? 1107 01:05:10,708 --> 01:05:12,958 Since before you were born, Joe. 1108 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,750 It's here somewhere, Joe. 1109 01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:19,667 You can help me find it, can't you, Joe? Can't you? 1110 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,500 You've nobody now, have you? You've nowhere to go. 1111 01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,125 You've got nothing. 1112 01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,208 Why you're like me, Joe. 1113 01:05:27,292 --> 01:05:30,000 You've cast off everything, worldly possessions. 1114 01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:32,042 You've got nothing, nothing! 1115 01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:34,417 I'm going out. 1116 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,833 No, no! 1117 01:05:35,917 --> 01:05:37,125 You've nowhere to go! 1118 01:07:12,917 --> 01:07:14,167 Come on, Joe. 1119 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,667 Well, what'd you think of her? 1120 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,417 How do you like it? 1121 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,708 The car? 1122 01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:33,667 - Is it new? - Almost. 1123 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,458 Ah, got it cheap. 1124 01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:37,917 - Where are we going? - The fresh air and culture. 1125 01:08:10,375 --> 01:08:14,250 This room was designed by Adam, not the Garden of Eden one. 1126 01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:18,083 But the 18th-century architect Robert Adam. 1127 01:08:18,167 --> 01:08:21,458 Now I want you to note the apsidal ends of the columns, 1128 01:08:21,542 --> 01:08:23,625 which were a feature of Adam's work... 1129 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,792 Look at them, poor bastards. 1130 01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:28,083 They come from their miserable suburbs to glimpse 1131 01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:30,958 at the style and comfort they'll never have and don't deserve. 1132 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:33,917 Alright, Joe? 1133 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,625 You realise you've got to put yourself in my hands completely. 1134 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:38,208 You agree to that? 1135 01:08:39,792 --> 01:08:41,208 Do YOU agree? 1136 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:43,375 Yes. 1137 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,667 You've gone to pieces. Are you on Benzedrine? 1138 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:51,750 I can do it. Don't you worry about me. 1139 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,708 I'll be the judge of that. 1140 01:08:58,042 --> 01:08:59,667 I'm gonna give you enough money 1141 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:01,710 to keep you clothed and fed for the next few days. 1142 01:09:01,792 --> 01:09:03,458 I can take care of myself. 1143 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,417 Take care of yourself? 1144 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,875 Look at yourself, man. 1145 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:09,167 You're a complete wreck. Look at your shoes. 1146 01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:10,458 Where's your self-respect. 1147 01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:11,833 Self-respect? 1148 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:14,833 Thought we were talking about a murder. 1149 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:17,125 Not a murder, dear boy. The murder. 1150 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:18,750 An old lady in the middle of nowhere 1151 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,250 is going to be killed by a man she's never seen or heard of. 1152 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:23,708 Murder complete and perfect. 1153 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,208 When does it happen? 1154 01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:33,667 Next Saturday. 1155 01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:37,167 Now you've got to memorise all the details 1156 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:40,250 because we're not going to communicate with each other again ever. 1157 01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,583 What about the money? 1158 01:09:44,667 --> 01:09:46,000 Don't move. 1159 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:53,833 Have you ever seen anyone with a bullet in their guts? 1160 01:09:55,167 --> 01:09:56,250 No. 1161 01:09:57,667 --> 01:09:59,375 Would you like one in yours? 1162 01:10:01,167 --> 01:10:02,500 Of course not. 1163 01:10:05,792 --> 01:10:07,625 Reach over and take it, Joe. 1164 01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:10,417 I won't stop you. 1165 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,333 Reach over. 1166 01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:15,958 It isn't loaded. 1167 01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:18,292 Isn't it? 1168 01:10:18,375 --> 01:10:19,708 You don't know that, do you? 1169 01:10:21,167 --> 01:10:23,375 I say it isn't but I might be lying. 1170 01:10:29,542 --> 01:10:31,292 Why don't you take it? 1171 01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:46,125 Keep it out of sight, man. 1172 01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:50,083 This is the orangery... 1173 01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:51,792 Now you know what fear is. 1174 01:10:52,667 --> 01:10:54,542 - Does it have to be with this? - Yes. 1175 01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,417 How'd you know I can use it? 1176 01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,583 Every Saturday morning there's a train leaves Waterloo 1177 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:08,375 at 4:36 for Salisbury. 1178 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:11,833 - I thought she lived in Hampshire? - You play chess, don't you, Joe? 1179 01:11:11,917 --> 01:11:15,583 I suggest you consider this as a game of chess with every move planned. 1180 01:11:16,583 --> 01:11:19,167 Naturally, you won't be catching the Green Line bus 1181 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,375 and getting off at my aunt's house. 1182 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:22,958 Alright, go on. 1183 01:11:23,042 --> 01:11:25,458 My aunt lives alone except for a housekeeper. 1184 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,583 Every Saturday morning, 1185 01:11:27,667 --> 01:11:31,042 the housekeeper catches the eight o'clock bus to do the shopping. 1186 01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:33,417 You're going on a roundabout route 1187 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:35,542 that'|| get you to the house about 8:30. 1188 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,042 Do you like football? 1189 01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,583 - Football? - Yes. 1190 01:11:38,667 --> 01:11:41,167 Because by the time the housekeeper gives the alarm 1191 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,958 you'll, and several thousand morons, 1192 01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:47,750 will be watching the Spurs playing the local team in the cup tie. 1193 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:51,708 You will come back to London on the supporters' train. 1194 01:11:51,792 --> 01:11:54,042 How will I get into the house? 1195 01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:55,917 We'll begin at the beginning. 1196 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,875 The train that leaves Waterloo at 4:36 in the morning 1197 01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:01,292 will connect you to the workmen's bus at 6:15. 1198 01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:04,000 That will connect you with another bus. 1199 01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:06,208 You will have a long tramp across country. 1200 01:12:06,292 --> 01:12:08,167 You've got the movement order there, old boy, 1201 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:10,708 which you'll follow rigorously and to the letter. 1202 01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:13,333 It's like war, old boy. It's an adventure. 1203 01:12:23,417 --> 01:12:24,583 Joe? 1204 01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:27,917 Hold on a minute, darling. 1205 01:12:31,083 --> 01:12:32,708 Where have you been hiding? 1206 01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:33,917 Around. 1207 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:36,958 Got a new job? 1208 01:12:38,708 --> 01:12:40,042 Not exactly. 1209 01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:47,375 Aren't you pleased to see me? 1210 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:52,583 Lover boy's getting impatient, hadn't you better go? 1211 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:53,917 He can wait. 1212 01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:57,042 Joe, what are you doing now? 1213 01:12:57,917 --> 01:13:00,375 You're not doing anything with that man Dyce, are you? 1214 01:13:01,167 --> 01:13:02,583 Why do you say that? 1215 01:13:03,875 --> 01:13:05,792 You two were always so cosy together. 1216 01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,667 Don't be bloody silly. 1217 01:13:09,333 --> 01:13:11,333 I'm taking a job in a club. 1218 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:12,583 Are you? 1219 01:13:12,667 --> 01:13:15,042 Yes, the owner he's a friend of Larry's. 1220 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:18,375 He says I've got the looks and the right sort of personality. 1221 01:13:19,625 --> 01:13:22,000 It's just the rotten sort of job you would take. 1222 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:24,500 Teasing a lot of tired old businessmen. 1223 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,958 Fat lot you care, anyway. 1224 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,958 Still the cheapest food in town and not bad. 1225 01:13:43,042 --> 01:13:44,625 You've missed a bit. 1226 01:13:44,708 --> 01:13:47,292 Oh. Looks sad. 1227 01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:51,625 Where's Joe then? 1228 01:13:51,708 --> 01:13:54,083 Why? What do you want him for? 1229 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:57,292 I don't want him. I want his chess set, don't I? 1230 01:13:57,375 --> 01:13:58,833 Why don't you buy one? 1231 01:13:58,917 --> 01:14:00,167 What with? 1232 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,250 I thought the money was good in your line? 1233 01:14:02,333 --> 01:14:04,333 Haven't you squealed on anybody lately? 1234 01:14:04,417 --> 01:14:05,750 Oh, sharpish. 1235 01:14:05,833 --> 01:14:08,333 Haven't got Joe to shout at now, have ya? 1236 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:10,208 He's not doing too well, is he? 1237 01:14:10,292 --> 01:14:11,875 He's got a new suit on his back. 1238 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:13,750 He's clean and he's had a shave. 1239 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:16,208 That's more than I can say for some people. 1240 01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:20,125 Oh. Tell him I was asking. 1241 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,667 Come on, let's go. 1242 01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,000 Ilsa, darling. 1243 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:28,000 You couldn't introduce me to a rich daddy who's a TV producer, could you? 1244 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:29,875 I've decided to become a teenage idol. 1245 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,208 I'll do my best. 1246 01:14:33,792 --> 01:14:37,042 She's so much better when she's with Joe. He makes her so gay. 1247 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,500 Yeah, gayer. 1248 01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:41,958 It's funny he's in the money now, too. 1249 01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:44,458 Now where would Joe get money? 1250 01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:46,250 Shall we go to the pictures? 1251 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:48,250 Darling, could you take me to Colville Terrace? 1252 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:49,917 I think I left something in Joe's room. 1253 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,417 Oh, have a heart, that's miles out of our way. 1254 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,208 Why? Where are we going? 1255 01:14:55,667 --> 01:14:58,042 Colville Terrace, I suppose. 1256 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,583 Oh. 1257 01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:03,667 It's you. What do you want? 1258 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:05,917 I wondered if you knew where Joe was? 1259 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,125 He left here owing me three weeks' rent. 1260 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:10,833 If I had his address I should tell the police, not you. 1261 01:15:10,917 --> 01:15:13,833 Don't you have any idea... 1262 01:15:13,917 --> 01:15:16,167 You'd better go back to your noisy friend 1263 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:18,167 and stop wasting my time. 1264 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:23,792 I'm just going down here a moment. I won't be long, wait for me. 1265 01:15:23,875 --> 01:15:25,583 What're you playing at? 1266 01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:27,333 I'm not waiting round here all night. 1267 01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:29,375 I'm not your bloody chauffeur! 1268 01:15:34,875 --> 01:15:35,958 Yes? 1269 01:15:36,042 --> 01:15:37,667 Mr Gash? 1270 01:15:37,750 --> 01:15:40,333 Joe told me about you. I'm a friend of his. 1271 01:15:40,417 --> 01:15:42,417 Do you know where he's living now? 1272 01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:45,917 No, I haven't seen him for two days. 1273 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,167 I saw him this evening. 1274 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:51,000 He seemed to be in the money. Did you, did you lend him any? 1275 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:54,333 Me? Oh, good heavens, no. No. 1276 01:15:55,167 --> 01:15:58,167 You don't think he's doing anything wrong, do you? 1277 01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:01,583 Oh, then I think you'd better find him. 1278 01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:06,125 If I see him, I'll tell him you called and were looking for him. 1279 01:16:06,208 --> 01:16:07,625 Thank you, Mr Gash. 1280 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:15,708 And about time, too. 1281 01:16:15,792 --> 01:16:18,018 I'm not gonna trail about after your old boyfriends. Get in. 1282 01:16:18,042 --> 01:16:19,917 Joe's not an old boyfriend. 1283 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,667 He happens to mean something to me. 1284 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:24,393 Well, if he means so much to you when you find him he can drive you home 1285 01:16:24,417 --> 01:16:26,101 cos if you don't get in this car now, I'm going. 1286 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:27,542 Go then. 1287 01:16:27,625 --> 01:16:29,667 I can assure you it's no loss to me. 1288 01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:30,875 Right. 1289 01:16:40,958 --> 01:16:43,375 Come on, mate, you'll miss the bus. 1290 01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:52,625 I hear you was in the Wheatsheaf last night then, Albert. 1291 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:55,042 Oh, you've been having me followed then, have ya? 1292 01:16:55,125 --> 01:16:56,958 I knew where you were, we heard all about it. 1293 01:16:57,042 --> 01:16:58,792 We know who you were with as well. 1294 01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:01,417 - With his lady friend, was he? - He knows. 1295 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:03,250 We know as well! 1296 01:17:04,083 --> 01:17:06,625 Lovely day, sir. All the way? 1297 01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:07,917 Er, Hinton please. 1298 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,042 - That'|| be one and... - Five pence. 1299 01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,458 One and five. 1300 01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:13,542 Nice day for it. 1301 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:15,458 Yeah. 1302 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:17,542 Marvellous. 1303 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:04,792 What are you doing here? 1304 01:23:05,667 --> 01:23:07,875 Nothing, I... 1305 01:23:07,958 --> 01:23:10,542 What do you mean, "Nothing?" Who are you? 1306 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:12,333 Look, I'm just going. 1307 01:23:12,417 --> 01:23:13,500 Going? 1308 01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:15,500 Well, I'm going to call the police. 1309 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,518 Please, Miss Dyce, don't call the police. There's... 1310 01:23:17,542 --> 01:23:20,125 - There's no reason. - How do you know my name? 1311 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:23,042 Are you one of Dickie's friends? Did he send you? 1312 01:23:23,125 --> 01:23:25,875 Look, Miss Dyce, I swear I haven't taken anything. 1313 01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:28,417 - Just, just let me go. - Let you go? 1314 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:32,292 Prison's the place for your kind and that goes for Dickie too. 1315 01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:08,667 Rather stopped at home than seen that lot. 1316 01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:11,875 Hey, look here, Leyton Orient two-nil down at half time. 1317 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:13,333 I had them for an away win. 1318 01:25:15,042 --> 01:25:17,667 43 killed in an air crash. Look at this. 1319 01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:19,667 Wouldn't get me up in an aeroplane. 1320 01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:21,390 Talking of the dead. What's Chelsea doing? 1321 01:25:21,458 --> 01:25:22,542 No score. 1322 01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:25,250 - Ipswich? - Er, they're losing. One down. 1323 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:28,208 - What? - "Chess riddle in death fall". 1324 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,458 Bloody broad daylight they're doing them in now. 1325 01:25:31,542 --> 01:25:34,042 Anyone I suppose that's someone with no more worries. 1326 01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,875 Did you say Ipswich are losing at home? 1327 01:25:35,958 --> 01:25:38,250 - One down. - Hell fire. 1328 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:07,833 Oh, we'll find something in the fridge. 1329 01:26:07,917 --> 01:26:10,625 - Alright, alright. - Come on in, children. 1330 01:26:10,708 --> 01:26:12,625 - Oh, well, be like that. - Yes. 1331 01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,125 Hello, Joe. 1332 01:26:19,542 --> 01:26:21,250 Surprised to see me, ain't ya? 1333 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:23,083 What do you want? 1334 01:26:23,167 --> 01:26:25,000 You been on a train then? 1335 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:27,792 No. Been trying to make a phone call. 1336 01:26:28,458 --> 01:26:31,542 Er, you see the captain's aunty's had it. 1337 01:26:34,542 --> 01:26:37,958 - Come and have a cup of tea. - Don't want a cup of tea, I'm going. 1338 01:26:38,042 --> 01:26:40,583 Where're you going, Joe? They'll get ya. 1339 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:45,000 Course they will. 1340 01:26:45,083 --> 01:26:48,167 Hear you bought yourself new clothes, new rig out. 1341 01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:51,792 Where would you get the money? 1342 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:55,583 You come home with the crowds, didn't ya? 1343 01:26:55,667 --> 01:26:57,500 Yeah, they always do. 1344 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:02,042 What are you going to do about it? 1345 01:27:05,208 --> 01:27:06,708 Sticky Dyce. 1346 01:27:07,833 --> 01:27:09,208 Obvious, innit? 1347 01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:11,833 Aunty's dead. 1348 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,250 Chess set. 1349 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:14,708 Football train. 1350 01:27:16,167 --> 01:27:18,542 See I might look stupid, Joe, but I'm not. 1351 01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:21,833 You're going to shop me, aren't you? 1352 01:27:23,833 --> 01:27:25,750 Well, it's my living, innit? 1353 01:27:29,042 --> 01:27:31,167 - Didn't mean her to die. - Sure. 1354 01:27:32,125 --> 01:27:33,958 But they'll get you anyway. 1355 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:36,417 Chess set. 1356 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:37,833 Dickity Dyce. 1357 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:40,833 And I'm a citizen. 1358 01:27:41,708 --> 01:27:43,750 I mean, you shopped yourself, Joe. 1359 01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:46,083 I might as well have the money, eh? 1360 01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:48,458 Yeah, yeah. 1361 01:27:48,542 --> 01:27:50,208 You might as well. 1362 01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,583 What else have I got? 1363 01:27:53,917 --> 01:27:55,542 You know what they say. 1364 01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:57,375 Unlucky in love. 1365 01:27:58,625 --> 01:28:01,375 But not like you, Joe. It's a long time since I've had a woman. 1366 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:04,917 There's no Ilsa's for me. 1367 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:07,958 But I've got it up there, you see? 1368 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:15,333 Go to bed with her, don't you? 1369 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,042 Eh? 1370 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,208 You sleep with her, don't you. 1371 01:28:21,417 --> 01:28:22,750 Go away. 1372 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:27,875 I'll just go down to the station then and I'll just say my little piece, eh, Joe? 1373 01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:39,542 "Well, sir," I said, "You may have been commanding officer in your own camp 1374 01:28:39,625 --> 01:28:42,059 but when you're in my lines you do what I damn well tell you." 1375 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:44,417 Do you know what he said? 1376 01:28:45,208 --> 01:28:47,167 He said, "If you hadn't said that, Dyce, 1377 01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,292 I'd have put you under close arrest." 1378 01:28:49,375 --> 01:28:50,583 Yes? 1379 01:28:51,458 --> 01:28:52,542 It's for me. 1380 01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:57,125 What'd you mean? 1381 01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:00,000 Well, it worked, didn't it? 1382 01:29:00,083 --> 01:29:01,917 Yes, but it was an accident. 1383 01:29:03,292 --> 01:29:05,250 They're after me now and I'm not running away. 1384 01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:09,667 Still, you're not involved yet. 1385 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,292 No, I suppose not. 1386 01:29:12,167 --> 01:29:14,125 Well, take care of yourself, duckie. 1387 01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:16,792 Where you going to now? 1388 01:29:17,917 --> 01:29:20,333 Oh. God bless you. 1389 01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:23,458 The funny thing is, not a year later, he had to face a court-martial himself. 1390 01:29:23,542 --> 01:29:27,458 Paralytic drunk. Incapable on the Queen's Birthday Parade. 1391 01:29:27,542 --> 01:29:29,667 He used to drink surgical spirit, poor devil. 1392 01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:31,101 My, God, it's not that time, is it? 1393 01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:33,833 Well, you're not going out tonight, are you, Dickie? 1394 01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:36,375 As a matter of fact, love... 1395 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,125 I'll get it. 1396 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:40,167 I didn't ask anybody else. 1397 01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:48,375 Mr Richard Dyce? 1398 01:29:49,708 --> 01:29:52,208 Actually, no, he's on the top floor, I believe. 1399 01:29:52,292 --> 01:29:55,167 - I dunno whether you'll find him there. - Just a moment, sir. 1400 01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,417 Well, if you insist. 1401 01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:33,542 Joe! 1402 01:30:33,625 --> 01:30:35,750 I've been looking for you everywhere. 1403 01:30:37,167 --> 01:30:38,708 I've been away. 1404 01:30:38,792 --> 01:30:41,125 Oh, it's got to be you, Joe. 1405 01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:42,958 Don't leave me this time. 1406 01:30:46,833 --> 01:30:48,958 What are the police doing at old Gash's house? 1407 01:30:50,542 --> 01:30:52,208 I think it's for me. 1408 01:30:52,292 --> 01:30:53,708 What do you mean? 1409 01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:57,292 Have... haven't you read the newspapers? 1410 01:30:58,292 --> 01:30:59,792 Dyce's aunt. 1411 01:31:01,542 --> 01:31:04,500 Not you, Joe. You couldn't. 1412 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,250 - If anyone will believe it. - I'll believe it, Joe. 1413 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:16,125 You're not going? 1414 01:31:17,917 --> 01:31:19,083 Yeah. 1415 01:31:19,167 --> 01:31:21,875 I'll be back. I want to. 1416 01:31:23,792 --> 01:31:25,625 Don't come any further, love. 1417 01:31:29,292 --> 01:31:31,708 I'll see you in the café. 1418 01:31:31,792 --> 01:31:33,208 Yeah. 1419 01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:35,125 In the cafe'. 97681

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