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Previously on the amazing race... Teams race from Argentina to

hamburg, Germany.

Teams joined forces at a intersection.

Who is ready to reach new heights.

Danielle did.

Dan helps Brandi take the plunge.

I gotcha.

Go!

Joe's knee flared up.

It feels like it feels like it's coming out of the socket.

Duty dude, this is no way it has it right.

Detectives Louie and Michael ate... I love Sauerkraut.

Drank... And were married.

You guys are team number 1!

Jordan and Jeff came up short.

You're the last team to arrive.

But got a second chance.

You're still in it because this is a non-elimination leg.

You are definitely the underdogs right now.

Hey, we live to fight another day.

Better than going home.

8 teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

This is hamburg, Germany.

This musical city launched the Beatles' rocket to

international stardom.

Right here at the intraclub.

It was 1960 when the Beatles played this bar.

50 years later, it is still standing, and was the fourth

pit stop in a race around the world.

During the pit stop, teams boarded a bus in hamburg,

Germany, and travelled to an unknown destination.

Me d jojoan are last.T.

We have a task to complete and a speed bump, and ready to

knock down the task, and I'm guaranteeing we are not coming

in last.

Other than having a nagging knee problem...

You know, the race has put a toll on the leg.

These teams around here, and they're not hindering me at all.

I've been running with one leg.

Imagine when the thing improves.

C'mon.

Joe sees himself bigger than he is, and he's a

quantity guy, and maybe give hia a ality check and let

him know there's competition in the leg.

With the bad leg, even, we've been placing in the top three.

I think we're doing great.

I need some quiet please.

Oh, gosh.

This morning, we're leaving in first place, and feeling good.

We believe we're in France.

We know where southwest and South of Germany.

We'll find out soon enough.

Drive yourselves thee town of Saint manhole.

Teams have to drive themselves to the town and buy

a fresh baguette to receive their next clue.

Our police schedules are so in sync with the race.

You might get sleep.

You might not.

You might not have to wash your clothes.

You might have to go dirty, and you may not get a full meal.

Hey, live that life every day.

May get lucky.

That way.

Turn around that way.

Who knowshe streets inn the area better than a postal worker.

I mean, that's the luck of the irish we have right there.

Italian, and I'll take the luck of the irish right now.

Buy from a fresh baguette to receive your next clue.

I'm 57 years old, and the oldest one left in the race,

and I look in the mirror, and I feel like I'm 25 years old.

So far in the race, he's rockin' it.

What are we supposed to get?

A baguette.

You know what that is?

A piece of bread.

You don't know that.

I know that just making sure you knew it.

5 is your lucky number.

Drive South to the town, and let's get fresh bread.

Joe and I have a history that other teammates may not have.

The unconditional love and the patience for each other.

I feel like that's definitely an advantage.

The french countryside and make sure it's good.

Got 'em.

Cool.

American.

Lots of new cars.

We're on e bus last night from hamburg to here.

Wherever here is.

Fresh baguette is.

I don't know what it is.

It's a pastry.

I wonder if we get to eat it.

How many languages have we butchered?

We've decided it's us against them.

So as a United front, we will do well.

We're not at war with one another.

We're at war.

My High School french is coming back to me, and it's

really geting gumbled in the head with Spanish.

Franglish.

Drive yourself to the town of st. Minahood.

Let's do it.

Next!

Yes!

We continue to do our game.

It's what we've always done.

It's about not getting eliminated.

This is a marathon.

This is not a sprint.

We only have $20.

I hope the baguettes are not too expensive.

Yeah, baby!

Sweet sign.

What a sweet sign.

Okay.

Baker shop or something like that.

I smell the bread from here.

Right?

How are you?

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Oh!

Like to buy a baguette.

Do you have food for us?

You have a clue?

Oh!

Teams must now drrive themselves to find the next clue.

Merci beaucoup.

This is the best baguette I've ever had.

This baguette is so fresh.

It sounds like massage.

We're in the town, and now we're looking for...

We're going to get out.

The bagel place has to be somewhere.

Let's park and walk.

Wait, my ke e needto warm up.

Did you know... Stephantaine.

We got it!

It was great to see Steve andali.

We're watching for each other's backs.

Let's go.

Hi.

Fresh back baguette.

Must be inside the bread.

Here it is.

Find... masood... Merci!

Thank you.

I think it was worth it just to get the bread.

A fresh baguette... If you want to buy a map from

the gas station.

Bonjour.

Finished 7th place and means we're still around and

we thought we were down and out.

Down... This road here.

Keep concentrating on the details.

We're doing everything great.

It's just the fact that we like to think we know where

we're going.

After that ffeakin' guy gives me the baguette, I'm

going to eat the crap out of it.

Shove it in my throat.

Oh, yeah.

There it is.

What is in store here, my friend.

No idea.

Let's go.

This way.

Buddy.

Oh, man.

Detour in the trenches or under fire.

At the height of world war I, this strategic hill coovered

by the germans and fiercely defended by the french...

Was the site of intense fighting.

Now, dressed as American dough boys, teams will join their

french brothers on the front line of the historic conflict

and carefully pick their own battles.

Their choice, in the trenches, or under fire.

In the trenches... Teams clamor down into a world

war I trench and choose one of the communication areas.

Then with the battle raging around them, and with only the

field manual for reference, they must translate a message

being sent to them in morse code.

And under fire, teams get on the bellys in a muddy field

booby trapped with barbed wire and then crawl 100 yards to

the machine gun net.

While the battle rages, teams must receive a message from a

french soldier and then crawl back to safety.

In both cases, teams will attach their message to a

homing pigeon who will deliver the news to headquarters that

the war is over.

I don't know about morse code.

I'm not good with morse code.

Let's crawl under fire.

Ready to get dirty.

Get dressed.

Let's do it, Dan.

It's going to be tight.

Not standard issue.

Oh, my, this is tight, and I feel like I'm the hulk and

rip out of this.

Let's get through the field, buddy.

Battlefield.

This way.

Caution u-turn.

Over there.

They left, what, 2 minutes after us.

The cowboys there.

We're caught up to them.

There is.

There it is.

Oh, perfect.

Fresh baguette.

5 bucks says it's inside it.

Merci.

Oh, you are!

Freakin' good.

Everybody pulled up on the left.

Let's get out of here.

All right.

Do you have the money?

Yep.

Why can't get the sucker open.

La man dashet.

Get in.

Let's go.

Open that clue... Find la main demessages.

The baguette.

I think the person you get it from is called a bal--lank

it's in it.

Let's go.

The baguette is so freakin'

good right now.

I'm really happy it has no crazy crap in it.

Oh, turn left.

Turn left.

Oh, -- right there.

Here we go.

Using morse code -- sounds hard.

We're pro.

I think we're cruel crawling.

But your knee.

No, I can crawl.

Caution.

When did you last study morse code?

Never.

Oh, my.

This is crazy!

Feel like I'm storming the beach of normandy.

Let's go.

Here we go.

Crawl under fire.

Are we ready?

Incoming!

See the plains, and you see the bombs exploding, and the

noise and everything around you, and it's a lot like what

we do as detectives.

Fighting the germans.

World war ii, and the french fighting the germans.

C'mon, Louie!

Buy a fresh baguette from there.

All right.

Everyone should look out for us.

I think we're the best, and I really truly believe that, and

I think Jordan is starting to believe that, as well.

I know I'm going to ry even ten times harder, and now

we have extra tasks we have to do and if we don't complete

that, we're done.

All right, Paris is pointing that way.

Don't go that way.

Go this way.

Here?

Keep going around.

I don't understand the streets.

They're all the same.

This isn't right.

Where are you going?

Left.

Stop.

Left.

That takes us back to the circle we were just at.

Oh, my goodness!

We can't get out of town.

Oh, my God, we're so behind.

There's no way to catch up.

We keep going around in circles.

Big Ben, parliament.

Signs there.

Hang on.

And cars going around, jet.

I'm driving, so, hush, please.

You make one turn off the street, and forget it, we're

lost again.

Making a left.

Going towards Paris.

I swear if we get another circle, I'm going to shoot self..

We can't get down now.

We just started.

Oh, man!

Incoming!

I hate the smell of sulphur in the morning.

C'mon, Louie!

C'mon, baby!

Cardio, cardio.

My cardiois awful.

As we're going through, and I'm coughing, and gagging, and

trying to catch my breath, and Michael, thank God he was

there, to motivate me.

C'mon!

Follow the marked path.

Is there a marked path?

Up the road here, and let's go to the battlefield.

Nothing can get by my leg, and I know it's slowing me

down a bit, and just go, don't wait for me.

Pointing this way.

This way, you guys.

Wmtshew!

I see 'em!

Somebody in a fox hole.

C'mon, we're here at the window, baby, c'mon.

Crawl aross the battlefield.

Retrieve a message.

It's down below.

Soldier, do you have a message for us?

Do you have a message for us?

The war is over.

Okay.

You go before me.

And I'll scream all the way.

Catch your breath.

Hey, here we go.

Oh, my!

Up here.

Let's go.

Keep your head down.

Crawl on all fours.

Incoming!

Oh!

Oh, gosh.

Stay down.

Oh, my gosh.

'S like a real war!

This is scary!

Down all the way.

Get down.

At home, and we play with the kids, and I play horsey a

lot, and that's exactly the position I'm in and I felt

really comfortable.

Teams are coming.

C'mon, we go, and stop now.

Mike and Louie.

They're crawling back.

They're here, buddy.

Steve andali, c'mon.

Go get 'er, ste..

What's up, Joe?

La siege.

La siege.

This is good.

This is good.

We're blowing things up.

Here we go.

We got a detour.

In the trenches are under fire.

Let's crawl.

We're doing under fire.

This is going awesome!

Oh, my God!

We're going to get filthy.

I see people up there.

Le siege.

That's what we want.

Holy moley.

In the trenches or under fire, and can you do morse code?

No, I can't do morse code.

The war is over my friend.

The war is over.

Fly, little birdy, fly.

Fly little birdy, fly.

My friend.

I'll read this, and you're out of bread.

Head down the road South to receive the next clue.

South down the road.

C'mon.

Blind u-turn.

Teams could use a u-turn to slow down another team, and

forcing them to perform the other side of the detour and

because this is the blind u-turn, the team that uses it

can remain anonymous.

Joe.

Steve.

A messe.

The war is over.

Vivre la lib Bert.

You make the call.

Joe and Heidi, it is.

While we were on the mobile pit stop, and overheard Joe

talking and saying he had no fears of any of the other

teams here.

The teams around here, and not hinder me.

He needs to be knocked off his pedestal, and needs to be

humbled.

Sorry, Joe and Heidi.

You're good competition, and this is a game of competition.

This is cut throat game for a million dollars, and I

didn't come here to make friends.

I came here with a friend, and I'll leave with a friend.

About-face, and march yourselves into town, and find the church.

La ma dame le siege.

Oh, baby, they're up in some sort of flying thing.

Cool.

Holy crap.

Isn't that cool?

Yeah.

Let's crawl across the battlefield.

I feel like I'm about to model for some army clothes.

Out of style army clothes.

Let's go to war.

Should we pretend like the enemy is chasing us, and walk

a bit faster.

Jordan, I will, if you do.

Okay.

I'm just getting to walk.

They're right behind us.

Hello.

God, friggin'' sucks!

Just got passed by the cowboys.

Looking good.

Giddy up.

Ian't go that fast.

Let's go.

Wanted a run -- don't run anymore.

Just shut up, you proved your point.

You said you wanted to run, and I said jog, and it's not

run, let me prove a point.

I'm faster than Jordan in a fwrigin' world war I uniform,

and I said pretend a an enemy is behind us, and jog faster.

You're such a tool!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Holy cow!

You're out of your mind on this.

It's physical and -- look, we can do this.

Are you kidding me?

Just stay under the wire.

Are you okay?

Incoming.

Just go.

C'mon, let's go.

I'm right here!

The enemy got us.

>damn!

Stop shooting at us, we're innocent!

They keep firing at us.

I don't really understand why.

The nazis... Are you okay, sir?

Just checking on my fellow soldier.

I'm going to kill you if you don't shut up!

Saint... Yeah, this is where we need to be.

Park here and run out over there.

We're wasting time.

Where are you driving to?

Do you have a better idea of driving?

>p> this is it, huh.

Why don't you listen to me?

I don't understand.

We have to buy a baguette.

A baguette and a clue, no?

No.

You don't know anything -- is this this place?

Hey, do receive your next clue, buy a fresh baguette.

Is this fresh?

Yes.

What's up.

Where's my clue.

What do we have to do?

Eat it?

Find la main de le siege.

Pigeon.

The war is over.

Oh, cool.

Save the war, go!

Head down South down the road to receive your next clue.

The crawl was puting a lot of pressure on me.

It was a tough one with the boots, the gear, and we got there.

All right.

A u-turn.

A u-turn?

Oh!

Someone gotcha.

Somebody gotcha.

Oh, my gosh.

I never imagined we would be u-turned.

So sorry.

We got u-turned.

Someone gotcha.

Somebody gotcha.

It was like -- Mike and Louie the only people in front of us.

We believe that Mike and Louie blind turned us.

We're going to do the morse code.

I thought that Louie and Mike were the nice cops, and

thought we had a good rapport with them.

Hang in there.

Love you guys.

Is this the morse code.

I can't wait till it's my turn to give them some

difficulties on the race.

We can do that.

Let's go.

I see the church.

Oh, my.

With the war behind them, teams will now pedal

themselves to victory.

Inspired by 1903's inaugural tour de France, and teams wear

traditional riding gear, and ride antique bicycles built

more than 100 years ago through a challenging 4-mile

course to the pit stop.

The last team to check in here may be eliminated.

You big mushroom head!

As lot better than dragging my butt through the trenches.

Pit stop, baby.

Feeling good!

Looking good!

We can get rid of Joe, that's a good day.

Take the unit and theash to three units.

A dash is, like, three dots.

La liberty.

Hopefully that's it.

Oh, my God.

We have our clue?

War's over.

Vivre lchtsa liberty.

That's exactly what the note it.

Vivre le liberty.

No?

Want to go back?

Let's go back and listen to it again.

We really don't know where we're going, and I think we're

-- we got to ask where we're going.

Is this town... La siege.

That way.

That way?

Okay.

That way.

Okay.

All right.

Merci.

We were just there.

You better relax.

We're going to catch up.

Not with this attitude.

We're not going nowhere.

Yeah, that was dangerously close.

Holy cow.

Cord, look at that.

The plane flew about 20 feet offer over my head.

Holy cow.

A bomb went off over here, and guns off over here, and

pretty real for a detour.

I never wanted to roll around in the dirt and play

gun and army and I definitely have never wanted to be a boy.

I don't have to prove myself physically.

Nor do I want to.

The war is over.

Vivre la liberty.

This is not what I signed up for.

I think this is under fire.

We got it.

Whoa, whoa.

This is cool!

If it isn't abundantly apparent.

I'm pissed to tell that I'm running around in the middle

of a muddy field.

This is not what I choose to to do.

Smart people do morse code.

Dumb people do this.

We can gain speed on 'em.

I see Brent and Caite coing down the pipe.

More stupid people.

What do they say?

I just like karlyn and Brandy is because -- I like

Carol and Brandy because all they do is talk crap about

Brent and I.

They are mean lesbians, they are gaining speed on us.

We saw the teas that were coming behind us.

Vivre la freedom, baby.

I don't know if they had to fly in my face.

We were frustrated.

We didn't know when we would get there.

Trust me, we're going to get it.

Okay, we'll fight through this and gave me a drive.

Head South down the road to receive your next clue.

Whoa!

We're doing it.

Whew!

Look how pretty it is.

Let's do it.

You all right?

Yeah.

Like the moustache.

I can hear music.

I hear music, baby, and they're singing for us, baby, c'mon.

You hear that?

I hear it.

C'mon, baby.

Whew!

Welcome to this place.

Merci.

I'm going to die.

Louie and Michael.

Yes, sir.

Once again... Team number 1!

Yeah!

And I have good news for you.

As the winners of this leg of the race, you have each won a

55-inch hd tv.

You are now the team to beat.

Yes, we are.

Two first place finishs in a row.

You guys are killing it.

We represent law enforcement all around the

world, and we're here and back in it and feeling good.

Had you an option to use the blind u-turn.

The sheeps and the wolves.

We're wolves.

Just a beginning.

Two dots.

One line.

Long line.

Dot, dot.

Long line.

Dot, dot, dot, dot.

This is not my cup of tea.

I don't like guns.

I like swords.

My right foot is killing me.

Adiose.

Don't worry about it.

Let's khot on to the church.

Dana and Jordan -- Dan and Jordan, they were comfortable.

We saw an opportunity.

It doesn't make a difference.

If it does, we won't let anybody walk past us.

We may be eliminated.

Ohh-la-la.

Proceed to la pit stop.

Okay, it didn't case," I added that.

That's why I like horses better than bikes.

You don't have to pedal bikes horse.

I don't have a an ear.

Do I look like Lance Armstrong or do I look like

Lance Armstrong?

This is harder.

You take spinning three days a week, and you should be

kicking my .

Thank you for the sweet tone.

Steve andali.

Team number 2.

Yeah!

What do you think the first letter is?

Dot, dot, dot, dash.

It's v.

Dot, dot, dot, dash, it's v.

It's a "v".

This is really... Just relax.

Honey, don't give up through this.

Head South down the road to receive the next clue.

> South on the road, right?

Just says South.

Head South down the road.

Okay.

Figure out where South is.

Do you have your watch on?

That's north.

This is South.

Okay.

Wonder if they meant South as a in a direction or South,

just go that direction?

Jet and cord, team number 3.

Every minute of check in is a minute earlier checkout.

It's a pit start.

Paranoid about everything.

I'm not paranoid.

I'm just trying to get an extra minute.

Jordan, shut up!

Stop talking.

Dan and Jordan... You are team number 4.

It continues.

The arrow, see it.

Oh, my God.

Do or die, and if we don't pass somebody, we're out of the race.

This is us.

We have to do the speed bump first.

Speed bump.

Having been spared elimination at the end of the

last leg, Jordan and Jeff have now hit a speed bump.

An extra task that only they must complete.

Dug out of muddy Fields, these subterranean shelters were the

soldiers' only safe haven during world war I

in this speed bump, Jordan and Jeff must reinforce a section

of the trench using these branches.

When the army engineer is satisfied that the team has

properly shored up the walls of the trench, they'll be able

to continue on the race, hoping to make up the lost time.

Tie your shoes.

C'mon, Jordan.

Hi, Phil.

Carol and Brandy, you are are team number 5.

My shoes are too big.

Let's go.

My hat's too big.

Tie it on.

You got to be joking right now, right?

We're heading South right now, and that's what it is telling

us to do.

Here's a clue.

We got here quick, too.

Last team to check in.

May be eliminated.

Oh, my... Jordan.

Don't talk to me.

Oh!

I'm deaf now, totally deaf.

Stay close, and.

We did a good job today, baby.

C'mon.

There's another clue behind.

Run up here, c'mon.

Honestly.

What is wrong with you?

Let's go.

Hey, guys.

I was excited when I saw Joe ad Heidi there, and I

thought we have a chance, you know, let's go, and --

see how the sticks are woven in and out.

Yeah!

You look hot with the little moustache.

You know.

I still can't see.

After the race, please shave it.

Thank you.

Brent and Caite, you're the 6th team to arrive.

However... you did not pick up the clue after the detour...

You need to go back and pick

Brent and Caite, you are the 6th team to arrive.

Yeah.

However, -- oh, gosh.

You did not pick up the clue after the detour.

So you need to go back and pick up the clue before I can

check you in.

Oh, my God.

It was no clue that sent you to the bicycle.

Correct.

That's the clue that you need to get.

Go as fast as you can.

I do the trenches, and nice clue and said to head South.

We saw the bike station.

That's the next clue, and there wasn't a clue there, and

wasn't the next one.

It makes no sense.

( Pdz you know what, there's vivre la something. ( Pdz you know what, there's vivre la something.

Oh.

Geez Louise, honey.

Jordan.

We're behind.

Behind?

Like that.

Yeah.

Here, why don't we switch.

Difference is?

I think it's -- let's try that.

Okay, got it.

Vivre la... Let's try it again.

The word... One more should do it.

Okay.

C'mon.

Pushing on, Jordan.

Is that good?

Let me see.

Is this good?

All right.

>>oooojob.

Soldiers.

You did it.

Detour.

Your call.

You think this is going to be good?

Your pick.

Your pick.

I'm going to do it under fire.

I don't want to translate.

C'mon, Jordan, go, go, go, go.

Cross got my name written all over it!

Hurry!

This is stupid.

I mean, that is so stupid.

South from what?

I head South, the actual direction South.

Go get the stuff.

Got a clue.

Vire la l la... Next one?

No.

Hurry up, Jordan.

All right.

The hat's too big.

When I saw Jeff and Jordan, and I saw how frustrated they

were, and I knew it would take them a while.

And we clearly had some time.

Try this again.

Honey.

Listen to it again.

There it is.

>>... Are you serious.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

And!

We can do this.

Jordan!

C'mon.

Use your period gun like this and use your elbow, and

crawl on your belly.

Oh, my God.

Jordan, will you please listen to me.

This sucks!

Crawl, c'mon.

I am wondering if it could be numbers.

Maybe the first are dashes and not dots.

Okay, now you're talking.

Why are you moving so slow.

What is the problem?

Why does your hat stay on.

I have one in a million chance of picking dollars, and

give them the odds and they might have more hop in their

step than Jordan does.

Put your boobs on the ground and drag 'em over here.

You think it's a "t" then a "v" and then a "w".

Has to be simple.

We're not stupid people.

C'mon, hurry up!

Just c'mon.

We got a message.

You have the clue?

Merci.

Do we have to go back through there?

Are you kidding me?

I got 10 letters.

Okay.

Maybe I got it now.

And let's try it again.

Go.

Use your elbows, lay on your stomach, and hold the gun.

Are you understanding?

Or are you just going to do it your way?

Got to be calm.

Jordan!

C'mon, we're almost there.

Don't you want to get out of here?

Go, c'mon.

The war is over.

Is the war over because the message or because it took us

so long to get here?

Got it.

The war is over.

Very simple, and we just can't get it.

Unfortunately, we're going nowhere.

Head South down to the road to receive your next clue.

All right.

All right.

C'mon, Jordan.

Let's go.

Sorry.

No, I can't get it.

It's okay.

U-turn.

Someone u-turned Joe and Heidi.

That's why they are over there.

You never know, and non-elimination, and we still back.

About-face.

C'mon, Jordan.

We're still in the game.

Good job, baby.

I love you.

Hey.

Brent and Caite, you are now officially team number 6.

Congratulations.

We're still number 6, baby.

Yeah, that's right.

That's awesome.

Oh, God... I hope they u-turn us... I can't believe it.

Morse code that did this.

Oh!

C'mon.

C'mon, Jordan, let's finish strong.

C'mon, pedal.

I'm pedaling.

Welcome to muoulin.

Merci.

Merci sums it up.

Really?

Well, you have it.

You are team number 7.

Still n t race.

It was tough for her.

I know.

You know, I can be overbearing, and maybe I'm too

competitive, and we need to meet halfway, and I'm willing

to bend, and I hope she's willing to bend on her end, as well.

We are both hardheaded.

The race is really a test, and it's tense, and you are going

to bicker and argue, and I got to learn that -- it doesn't

get you anywhere.

No.

I want a moustache.

Joe and Heidi... All teams have checked into the pit stop.

Unfortunately, you are the last team.

I'm very sorry to tell you you have been eliminated from the

race.

The code that you guys were looking for was we will prevail.

Vivre la France.

You know who -turned you?

Oh, yeah.

How do you feel about that?

I'm not happy with it.

But that's part of the game.

That's part of the competition.

It's been a tough day.

My wife impressed me so much.

I got to admit, she was leading, and helping me

pushing me along, and I had to depend on her for everything,

and I was proud of her.

I love you very much.

I have no problems walking away today, you know,

eliminated, and I have Joe in my life.

We never thought it would end this soon.

We had a great time regardless.

Yeah.

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