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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 No, I'm not coming home. 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Oh my god. 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Because Mom's crazy, and you're crazy to stay there, Becky. 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 9 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 You're the craziest one on your own in that coffee. 10 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Yes, I'll just milk this in the kitchen. 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Oh, something's all right. 12 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Yeah, he's getting me coffee. 13 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 14 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 What? 15 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Yeah, he's fine. 16 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,000 No, no, no, no. 17 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 What do you mean the one? 18 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 You're what you're in. 19 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Becky, I don't know if he's the one. 20 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 I mean, he took me out for a meal last night. 21 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I'll break up. 22 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Hello. 23 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Hello? 24 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Becky. 25 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Oh. 26 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Howdy. 27 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 Hey, Charlie. 28 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 That's nice. 29 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 I'll be God damn. 30 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Yeah, no. 31 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 We've got this guy comes in every week, where's 32 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 himself slick ride, special rate picks up a new girl 33 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 every time. 34 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 It looks like that's time to lift her in there. 35 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Morning, darling. 36 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 It's all right. 37 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Rous, but we don't need to get in there and clean up. 38 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Who's he? 39 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 What's he talking about? 40 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 The guy you came with? 41 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 He's gone. 42 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 No, he's getting me a coffee. 43 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 It's not a coffee shop. 44 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 It's Charlie's garage. 45 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Rest classic cars. 46 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 47 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Shit. 48 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Shit. 49 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Shit. 50 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Oh. 51 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:24,000 He said he was-- he took me out last night. 52 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 You have his number? 53 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 No. 54 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 He was going to give me that. 55 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Better call right. 56 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I don't have a phone. 57 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 It's dead. 58 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I don't have a credit card either. 59 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Okay. 60 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 In fact, I don't have any money at all. 61 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Oh, I get it. 62 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 No, you don't ask, whole. 63 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Just because you're wearing a suit and a clown tie doesn't make you 64 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 any better than that. 65 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Lying, stinking, shithole bastard from last night. 66 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Oh. 67 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 68 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 70 00:01:51,000 --> 00:02:02,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 71 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 So can I take it to wherever you're going? 72 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Do I have a choice, Mr. Seuss? 73 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Sure you do. 74 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Nice all about having choices. 75 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 I'm Jake. 76 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Virginia. 77 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Actually, the suit's borrowed. 78 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 And that's the truck. 79 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I got a rental excited job interview today. 80 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 What do you do, Virginia? 81 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Right now, nothing. 82 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 So you came to be easy? 83 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Something easy about in New Orleans without a job. 84 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Screw the big easy. 85 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Yeah, just don't let it screw you. 86 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Oh, my God, you are so clever, except you drive a shit heap 87 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 and he had a Mustang. 88 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Except he didn't. 89 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 90 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Let's go. 91 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 92 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 93 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Oh, my God, there's no door. 94 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Air conditioning. 95 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 96 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 97 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 We need to give him a girl a second. 98 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 You're a truck's a girl? 99 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Sure she is. 100 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 [SIGHS] 101 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Thing is, I actually have this project. 102 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 You might be interested. 103 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 In what? 104 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I want to write a blog about it. 105 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 It will not align a product. 106 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Start my own streaming channel. 107 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 What? 108 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I have to do a lot of serious research first. 109 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 On what? 110 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Well, sex. 111 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 [SIGHS] 112 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 You know what? 113 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I think I'm actually just well. 114 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Thanks. 115 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Let me call you a ride. 116 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Nothing. 117 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 118 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Oh, shit. 119 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Oh, I don't believe this. 120 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Oh, I'm so easy getting treated like shy day. 121 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 You see me coming in my heels, the skin side, 122 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000 they pull over, say what you doin' tonight in my screen. 123 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Anything, but fucking guys, another badass bitch, 124 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,000 I can never lose the much jee-bield in my cup of glass. 125 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Listen, come back to the house. 126 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 I'm not trying anything honest. 127 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 So I'm not easy, huh? 128 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 No. 129 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 You'll be safe there's lots of girls. 130 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 If all got shoes, and if you don't mind me saying, 131 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 you seem like if you do some friends. 132 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Listen, you've got no reason to trust me, but-- 133 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I didn't. 134 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I trusted your truck. 135 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Well, the truck may need some help. 136 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 OK, when I shout contact, I just touched these two wires together. 137 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 OK? 138 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Are you joking? 139 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 No. 140 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Mission? 141 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Contact. 142 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:33,000 OK, let's go. 143 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:49,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 144 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 This is your house, and that is your truck. 145 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Don't be rude about my baby. 146 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I just live here. 147 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Mone in. 148 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 149 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 150 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Hi Jake. 151 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Oh, that is hot. 152 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I love you with clothes on. 153 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I know it's weird, right? 154 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,000 This is Virginia. 155 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Hi, I'm Samantha. 156 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Hi. 157 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Hey, do you have size seven shoes? 158 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 No, try Cindy. 159 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Hey, Nigel, I see me on later. 160 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Come join. 161 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Hey, help yourself. 162 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 There's coffee in there. 163 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 164 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Oh my god. 165 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Oh, what is it? 166 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 You're OK? 167 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Yes, but you're-- 168 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I made coffee. 169 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 He wants coffee. 170 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yes, but maybe-- 171 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I love people that say yes. 172 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 But I'm actually with him, Jake. 173 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 What about people that say no and stay safe and they never get hurt? 174 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Now, for the people that do say yes, now maybe, maybe they hear, 175 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 all right? 176 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 But they'll remind you of the force and they tried everything. 177 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Hey, did you want some milk? 178 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Um, yes, please. 179 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 180 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Coffee for my new friend. 181 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 182 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 183 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Oh, oh, oh, she's kidding. 184 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Hey, come sit. 185 00:06:54,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Hi, I'm Cindy. 186 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Are you the one who needs shoes? 187 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 [MUSIC PLAYING] 188 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Somebody left us. 189 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,400 Great pair of boots on a party. 190 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,380 (yawning) 191 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:17,660 Here we go. 192 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,540 ♪ Try this on ♪ 193 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,080 I can't wear these. 194 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,680 Suit yourself. 195 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,120 Might your feet go dead soldiers? 196 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,060 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! God! Oh my God! 197 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:30,920 - That is so disgusting! - Yeah, I put... 198 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,300 better be safe, right? 199 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,700 Bathrooms in there... 200 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,200 I gotta get back to work. 201 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,320 See ya! 202 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,320 (sighing) 203 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,760 (gasping) 204 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,560 No! 205 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,560 It's... okay. 206 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,560 (gasping) 207 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,560 (gasping) 208 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,200 (dramatic music) 209 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,200 Oh, no. 210 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,440 (dramatic music) 211 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,440 Jake? 212 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:01,440 (dramatic music) 213 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:06,440 (dramatic music) 214 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,440 (dramatic music) 215 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,440 (dramatic music) 216 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,440 (dramatic music) 217 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,440 (dramatic music) 218 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,440 (dramatic music) 219 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,440 (dramatic music) 220 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,440 (dramatic music) 221 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,440 (dramatic music) 222 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,440 Okay, you're here! 223 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,440 (dramatic music) 224 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,440 (dramatic music) 225 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,440 (dramatic music) 226 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,440 (dramatic music) 227 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,440 (dramatic music) 228 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,440 (dramatic music) 229 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,440 Oh! 230 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,440 I'm so sorry. 231 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,440 I'm Nigel. 232 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,440 How do you do? 233 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,440 - At least you're wearing clothes. 234 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,440 Do you know where Jake is? 235 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,440 No, it's all right. 236 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,440 Great boots. 237 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,440 You wanna boot website? 238 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,440 Is that your thing? 239 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,440 There's a website for boots. 240 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,440 There's a website for everything. 241 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,440 Within the hour online, I can have anything anybody wants 242 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,440 at that front door. 243 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,440 You mean you get girls? 244 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,440 - Sure, who do you want? 245 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,440 - No. 246 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,440 - Is this a whore house? 247 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,440 - Sex work is fine, but we don't let anyone charge 248 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,440 in the house. 249 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,440 - No, I don't charge. 250 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,440 Look, I'm just looking for a job, my god. 251 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,440 - Hey, I'm Leslie. 252 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,440 I hope you're looking for me. 253 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,440 - No, Jake. 254 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,440 Shame. 255 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,440 He's upstairs, come on. 256 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:20,440 (dramatic music) 257 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:28,440 - Wait, so do you guys like never wear clothes? 258 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,440 - Oh, we go outside. 259 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,440 Oh, except during Mardi Gras, then we wear paint. 260 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,440 And except Nigel, he never takes his shorts off. 261 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,440 - Do you, Nigel? 262 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,440 - No. 263 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,440 (dramatic music) 264 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,440 (knocking) 265 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,440 (knocking) 266 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,440 (dramatic music) 267 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,440 - He's in there. 268 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,440 Enjoying. 269 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,440 - No, if I do this on my own, that block won't be taken seriously. 270 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,440 I need a lawyer. 271 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,440 - Anyway, thank you for the tie. 272 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,440 (chuckles) 273 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,440 - So, who's the girl? 274 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,440 Is she the one? 275 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,440 - I gotta find somebody. 276 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,440 - I had to are you. 277 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,440 - He's sexy, huh? 278 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,440 - Yeah, yeah, you two. 279 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,440 (dramatic music) 280 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,440 - Ah, that's a dead end. 281 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,440 - I wasn't spying, the door was open. 282 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,440 - We don't have secrets. 283 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,440 Listen, I've got a serious proposition for you. 284 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,440 - I'll bet. 285 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,440 Can I get a straight answer? Are you? 286 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,440 - What? 287 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,440 - Straight. 288 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,440 - No. 289 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,440 - Gay. 290 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:24,440 - No. 291 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:24,940 - Bye? 292 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:25,940 - No. 293 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:26,940 - Sell a bit? 294 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:27,940 - No. 295 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:28,940 What else is there? 296 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:29,940 - Omnisectual. 297 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:30,940 I'll do anything. 298 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,940 I usually draw the line out in name and objects. 299 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:33,940 - Usually? 300 00:10:33,940 --> 00:10:35,940 - One time I had an affair with a washing machine 301 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:37,940 with a vibrant spin cycle. 302 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:38,940 (chuckles) 303 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,940 I chose every washing I sat right on top. 304 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,940 It gave me all I wanted in a relationship. 305 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:44,940 - Oh my god. 306 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:48,940 - It's a joke, okay? 307 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,940 Listen, please, can we just talk? 308 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:52,940 Virginia. 309 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:53,940 Wait. 310 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,940 Virginia, please. 311 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,940 This is serious research. 312 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,940 I really need your help. 313 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:03,940 Give me 30 seconds, please, and I promise I'll drive you home. 314 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:04,940 - 30 seconds. 315 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,940 - Okay, great. 316 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:12,940 It's about my channel, my streaming channel, and books and toys. 317 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,940 And I want to start with a blog about the experiences of a sex positive couple. 318 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,940 There's a revolution happening right now. 319 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,940 All the rules of sexual combat have changed. 320 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,940 - Sexual combat? 321 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,940 - The internet has made everything available. 322 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,940 I had Nigel make up these. 323 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:29,940 So list of every sexual practice and deviation. 324 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:32,940 We could try everything. 325 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:35,940 Unless it's completely disgusting and then we just watch. 326 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,940 - We, as in me. 327 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:38,940 - Fetish is mainstream. 328 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:39,940 Kink is cool. 329 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:40,940 That's my market. 330 00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,940 The new sexuality. 331 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:43,940 No way, I can't get started. 332 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:44,940 I need a girl. 333 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,940 - Well, there's plenty of them here. 334 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:47,940 - Nope, no. 335 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:48,940 They all turn me down. 336 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,940 - That's a good sign. 337 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:54,940 - I need someone hot enough to get me through any door into any party. 338 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,940 Someone like you. 339 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:57,940 You could live here. 340 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:58,940 I'd help with expenses. 341 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,940 - Oh, so you'd pay me to screw you at parties. 342 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,940 - No, no, no, no. 343 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,940 You don't have to screw me ever. 344 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:04,940 I promise. 345 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:05,940 No strings. 346 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:07,940 You get me through the door. 347 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:08,940 I keep you safe. 348 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,940 You meet interesting people. 349 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:11,940 - And we screw them. 350 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,940 - Oh, if we like. 351 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:15,940 Listen, the group is going to his sex club tomorrow. 352 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:18,940 They hope all got dates. 353 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,940 I can't get in without a girl. 354 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:21,940 - Forget it. 355 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:22,940 I'll walk. 356 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:28,940 - You're going to let her walk the streets like that? 357 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,940 - I guess. 358 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:30,940 I tried to help. 359 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,940 - I guess. 360 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:33,940 Knuckle dick. 361 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,940 [screaming] 362 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,940 [dramatic music] 363 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:42,940 - Hey, man. 364 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:43,940 - Fuck you! 365 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:44,940 - Fuck you! 366 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:45,940 - Oh. 367 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:46,940 Yeah! 368 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,940 - We could try that. 369 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:49,940 - I'm truly. 370 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:51,940 I thought you could use a ride. 371 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:52,940 I tried those once. 372 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,940 - No, it's a bit made for walking. 373 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,940 - Thanks, Trudy, but I think I'll be fine. 374 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:05,940 - It's truly with an L. 375 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,940 - Truly happy girl. 376 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:08,940 - That's your name? 377 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,940 - Yeah, I wanted to be a truly happy girl, 378 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:11,940 so I changed it. 379 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:12,940 - Be the change. 380 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:14,940 You want to be gondae. 381 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:15,940 - Truly. 382 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:16,940 - Are you on drugs? 383 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:17,940 - Never! 384 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,940 Say no to drugs and yes to sex. 385 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:21,940 Nancy Reagan. 386 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:22,940 Come on, let's take you home. 387 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:23,940 - Wait. 388 00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:25,940 The last time I got in this truck that Jake, I tried it on. 389 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,940 So if you're anything like that, 390 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:28,940 - Oh, no. 391 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:29,940 - That's Leslie. 392 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,940 I like cock. 393 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:31,940 I do girls too. 394 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,940 In fact, I'll do anybody. 395 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:35,940 Well, it guys got to be a two out of ten. 396 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,940 On what scale? 397 00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,940 One out of ten being dead. 398 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:40,940 I have a friend that works up the mortuary, 399 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:41,940 but I won't go there. 400 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:42,940 - What's two out of ten? 401 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:43,940 Breathing. 402 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:47,940 - So you have no standards and no discrimination. 403 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:48,940 - What's the point? 404 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:49,940 I fuck anybody. 405 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:50,940 Some become friends. 406 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:51,940 Some don't. 407 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,940 But fucking is how we find out. 408 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:55,940 I'm a fuck firster. 409 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:57,940 It just gets it out of the way. 410 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:58,940 Isn't that dangerous? 411 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,940 - I love condoms. 412 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,940 - Then we get tested once in a month. 413 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:03,940 - House rules. 414 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:04,940 So if you come back with us, 415 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:05,940 you must follow them too. 416 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:07,940 - Truly, I don't think I can do this. 417 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,940 - Oh no. 418 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:10,940 Come on, babe. 419 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:11,940 - I'm not. 420 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:12,940 - Oh no. 421 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,940 - Come on, baby. 422 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:14,940 It's too close to this here. 423 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,940 Come on, you can do it. 424 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,940 (whistle) 425 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,940 You're a fucking mechanic! 426 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,940 (laughs) 427 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:23,940 (screams) 428 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,940 (screams) 429 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:27,940 (sighs) 430 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:28,940 - You know, 431 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,940 what's happened to all of us at the house? 432 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:33,940 Small town girl, most of the big city gets screwed 433 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,940 in every possible way. 434 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:39,940 Listen, I can tell you're on the struggle bus here. 435 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:40,940 - Oh no. 436 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:41,940 Don't you feel sorry for me. 437 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,940 All I need is a bed and I've got one. 438 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,940 (gasps) 439 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,940 So it was an air bed. 440 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:48,940 That's not good. 441 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,940 (sighs) 442 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,940 Be sure don't take help easy, do you? 443 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:55,940 Why don't you come stay at the house 444 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,940 until you get yourself sorted out? 445 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,940 And those drinks, okay? 446 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,940 It's exactly what Jake said. 447 00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:02,940 - He's right. 448 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,940 (grunts) 449 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,940 (grunts) 450 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:06,940 (grunts) 451 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,940 - We girls! 452 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:09,940 We run that house. 453 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,940 We made the rules. 454 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:12,940 And number one, 455 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:13,940 is nobody does nothing with anybody 456 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,940 they don't want to do nothing with. 457 00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:16,940 Where's the picture? 458 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:21,940 Dammit! 459 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,940 I need to get prepared for tonight 460 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,940 and someone broke the fucking fucking machine. 461 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,940 - So why not just use a man? 462 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,940 - I need something reliable. 463 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,940 - There is that. 464 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:35,940 Virginia, you're back! 465 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,940 (laughs) 466 00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,940 That's so great! 467 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,940 - Virginia, does this mean that you can-- 468 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,940 - No, I was evicted. 469 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,940 Can I stay a few days? 470 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:45,940 Come on, girl. 471 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:46,940 Gotta get ready for the party. 472 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,940 Party? What party? 473 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,940 Condoms! 474 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:56,940 Condoms! 475 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:57,940 Blue! 476 00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:58,940 Blue! 477 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:04,940 Condoms! 478 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:05,940 Blue! 479 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:08,940 I am your fairy condom. 480 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:09,940 I love the-- 481 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,940 Condoms! 482 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,940 Blue! 483 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,940 Like, Condoms? 484 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,940 (upbeat music) 485 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:22,940 - You ladies. 486 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,940 - You're a kid. 487 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,940 - Yup, you're a kid. 488 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,940 - Oh, I love my life. 489 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,940 - Step! 490 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,940 Everybody needs a wing. 491 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,940 I got your six. 492 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:34,940 - You can have your six. 493 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,940 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 494 00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:39,940 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 495 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,940 - So, you guys do nothing but sex all the time. 496 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,940 - Well, I'm a dreamer and I'm getting my body grief, 497 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:46,940 so that's nothing that I'm turning out a lot of it. 498 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,940 - Anyways, some of your work's a lot too. 499 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,940 What is it that you don't get putting? 500 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,940 - Uh, PhD at Tulane on the philosophy of hedonism 501 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,940 in the psychosexual culture of generations? 502 00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:56,940 - Whoa. 503 00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,940 And you thought I was a dumb blonde. 504 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,940 - No. 505 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,940 - Oh my God, yep, I did think you were dumb blonde. 506 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:03,940 - I'm so sorry. 507 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,940 - Of course. 508 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,940 You know what this is? 509 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,940 - Conditioning baby. 510 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:12,940 And we've all had it because the men run the media, right? 511 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,940 - Hey. 512 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,940 - Woo, woo, woo! 513 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,940 - Good. 514 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:18,940 - Good. 515 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,940 - Good. 516 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,940 - Good. 517 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,940 - Good. 518 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,940 - Good. 519 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:23,940 - Good. 520 00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:24,940 - Good. 521 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:25,940 - Good. 522 00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:26,940 - Mmm. 523 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:27,940 - No, I need more good wife. 524 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,940 She's hot. 525 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:29,940 - Oh. 526 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,940 - Oh, oh no, no, no, someone. 527 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:32,940 - Oh, yeah. 528 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:33,940 - Oh, yeah. 529 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:36,940 - That's her number there between those two other guys. 530 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:37,940 You want in? 531 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:38,940 I've been asked, right? 532 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:39,940 - Mm-hmm. 533 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:40,940 - I can't find it. 534 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:41,940 - Oh, my God. 535 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:42,940 - Oh, my God. 536 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:43,940 - Oh, my God. 537 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:44,940 - Oh, my God. 538 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:45,940 - Oh, my God. 539 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,940 - Oh, my God. 540 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:47,940 - Oh, my God. 541 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:48,940 - Hey. 542 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:49,940 - Hey. 543 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:50,940 - Ha. 544 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,940 That's your end. 545 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,940 - Love's deepie. 546 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:53,940 - Woo! 547 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,940 - So, he's in here. 548 00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,940 Uh, well, the other ones in here. 549 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:58,940 - Oh. 550 00:17:58,940 --> 00:17:59,940 - I've never had it in the ass. 551 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,940 - Oh, it's. 552 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,940 - Kind of the same, but I think it's next door. 553 00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:04,940 - Hah. 554 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,940 - Friends were one more. 555 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,940 - You don't even have to help. 556 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,940 - Oh. 557 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:10,940 - So good. 558 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,940 - Is number three. 559 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,940 - And Joanne has ready for the play. 560 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,940 And Joanne is here. 561 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:17,940 - Time! 562 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:18,940 - Time! 563 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:22,940 - Oh, it's busy, I guess it's gonna be a while before I get in there. 564 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:23,940 - Well, maybe you can wait. 565 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:25,940 - One eat, you want to? 566 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,940 - Yeah, no, Jake. 567 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,940 - What's wrong with fucking me? 568 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:30,940 - Nothing. 569 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:31,940 I just did that all the time. 570 00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:32,940 - Got a point. 571 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,940 - Fresh meat's always best. 572 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:35,940 Fresh meat. 573 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,940 Is that all we are? 574 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:38,940 - No, honey. 575 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,940 That's what the men are. 576 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:41,940 - I told you. 577 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:44,940 - We girls, we run these parties. 578 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,940 - Hi. 579 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:47,940 - Fuck? 580 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:48,940 - Sure. 581 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,940 - We all have conversation. 582 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:58,940 ♪ You can't make better, you can't make better ♪ 583 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,940 ♪ Oh, my God. 584 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,940 - Good morning. 585 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:02,940 Do you have a swimsuit? 586 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:03,940 What is a swimsuit? 587 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,940 - Virginia, they tell me you're coming to stay with us. 588 00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:06,940 - Fine, please. 589 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,940 - House rules including number seven, no clothes allowed in the pool. 590 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,940 Which is why I never get in the pool. 591 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,940 - Is there anything I need to be worried about? 592 00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:15,940 - You're fine. 593 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,940 - Read it later. 594 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,940 - Great, thank you. 595 00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:21,940 Here's a towel. 596 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,940 - Thanks. 597 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,940 ♪ 598 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:30,940 - Oh, what the fuck? 599 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:35,940 ♪ 600 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,940 ♪ 601 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:42,940 ♪ 602 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,940 - Oh, what the fuck? 603 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:56,940 ♪ 604 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,940 ♪ 605 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:03,940 ♪ 606 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,940 - Wow! 607 00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:07,940 - Whoo, you are the song. 608 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,940 - Virginia, what's up to the house? 609 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:10,940 - What's up? 610 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,940 - Virginia, Virginia! 611 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:17,940 ♪ 612 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:21,940 - Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. 613 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:24,940 - Hi, I'm Ray. 614 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,940 We'll have no interest in each other whatsoever. 615 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:28,940 - You're gay? 616 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,940 - I am so ashamed. 617 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,940 - Yeah, it's all the way. 618 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,940 - Can I get a straight answer for my gay, man? 619 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,940 - You'll never get one from a straight man. 620 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,940 - What the hell is this place? 621 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,940 - The house? 622 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,940 - It's for people who like to have sex. 623 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:43,940 - And who don't judge others? 624 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,940 Cindy started it, and she found us, 625 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:50,940 or we found her, the internet, we use its web. 626 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:53,940 - So, are you all like couples? 627 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,940 - Oh, God, no, that would be horrible. 628 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,940 - Unless Jay Gass me. 629 00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:01,940 I mean, he's just, oh, it's just so good. 630 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:02,940 - Is he? 631 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:03,940 - Oh my gosh, yes. 632 00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,940 When he is up, he is like really, really up, 633 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:07,940 and when he's down, he's like straight back up again. 634 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,940 What more could you ask for? 635 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,940 - So, why don't the girls go with him? 636 00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:13,940 - Going isn't the problem. 637 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,940 It's the coming thing. 638 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,940 - The Jake conversation? 639 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:18,940 - Yeah. 640 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:20,940 - Yeah, Jake doesn't come. 641 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,940 - You're kidding. 642 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:23,940 - No? 643 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,940 Girls go with him, but they don't stay with him 644 00:21:25,940 --> 00:21:27,940 because he doesn't come with him. 645 00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,940 - He sees the orgasm as like some kind of commitment. 646 00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:31,940 - Don't you, dear. 647 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,940 - If I'm enjoying myself with someone, 648 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:36,940 why would I want to ruin it by coming? 649 00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,940 - Where are you two? 650 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:41,940 - Come to the club tonight, I'll do anybody you want. 651 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,940 - That's my fun. 652 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,940 - Shit, Steve. 653 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:47,940 - Just by location services? 654 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:48,940 - Steve, you've got no, no, no, no. 655 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,940 - I'm untying him right now, yet. 656 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:50,940 - I'm doing it. 657 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,940 - Hi, this is Jake, I'm so sorry about that. 658 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:53,940 - Yeah, you asked him a job. 659 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:54,940 - Question, you have been a word number for you. 660 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:55,940 - Thank you, and goodbye. 661 00:21:55,940 --> 00:22:00,940 - The interview, they didn't want me. 662 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,940 - Oh, that sucks. 663 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:04,940 - Do you want a blowjob? 664 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,940 - No, Cindy, I want a real job. 665 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,940 - Everybody, this is me drowning myself. 666 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:20,940 - Hey, you just broke real seven. 667 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:21,940 - I know it. 668 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,940 - Look, I'm sorry to hear about your job. 669 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:27,940 - Listen, I'll go with you the club tonight, 670 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:30,940 but just to get you through the door. 671 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:32,940 - You can give me a reason to live. 672 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:39,940 - Okay, so if anyone hits on you, just say maybe later. 673 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,940 - And smile, okay? 674 00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:42,940 - Here. 675 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,940 - Maybe later. 676 00:22:44,940 --> 00:23:01,940 - Algae? 677 00:23:01,940 --> 00:23:03,940 - Get found a girl. 678 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:07,940 - All right. 679 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:11,940 I'm glad to see you came prepared. 680 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,940 - I'm right. 681 00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,940 - They're calling me hot, right. 682 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,940 - I believe it. 683 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,940 Maybe later. 684 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,940 - No, I work here. 685 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:22,940 - Oh. 686 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:24,940 - Yeah, the first time is get a tour. 687 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:26,940 So it's the usual rules. 688 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,940 You know, no means, no. 689 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,940 - No, gentlemen, stay with the ladies. 690 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:32,940 - Is this fun? 691 00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,940 - No, the fun is upstairs. 692 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:38,940 So we have play rooms when he's sad. 693 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:40,940 This is the library. 694 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:42,940 - Oh my God, I love libraries. 695 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:45,940 - Hey there. 696 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,940 - Oh. 697 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:47,940 - Virginia! 698 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:50,940 - What a boy. 699 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:53,940 - Maybe later. 700 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:58,940 - Move it on. 701 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,940 Okay now. 702 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,940 This is the feely room. 703 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:06,940 It's absolutely dark in the scenario. 704 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,940 You got to fill you where around. 705 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,940 - No, who's in there? 706 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:11,940 - I mean, you never know. 707 00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:12,940 That's the point. 708 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:15,940 And this is the machine room. 709 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:18,940 - Jenny, you gotta try this one. 710 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,940 Maybe later. 711 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,940 - All right, all right now this one. 712 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,940 This is my absolute favorite. 713 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:32,940 - I love this room. 714 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:33,940 One week glass. 715 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,940 And there you can see who's watching. 716 00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:39,940 - Well that's it. 717 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:43,940 I'm done at 10 so I joined the party. 718 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,940 I hope to see you. 719 00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:48,940 - Um, I'm done. 720 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,940 - I can't see you. 721 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:53,940 - Um, yeah, maybe later. 722 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:54,940 - Yeah. 723 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,940 All right. 724 00:24:56,940 --> 00:25:02,940 - Jake? 725 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:04,940 - Oh, I'm so sorry. 726 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,940 Jake, don't leave me alone! 727 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,940 - Jake? 728 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:09,940 - Jake! 729 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:10,940 - Jake! 730 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:11,940 - Jake? 731 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:12,940 - Jake? 732 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:19,940 - I can't believe I'm seeing this. 733 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:21,940 Oh my god, you're close. 734 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:22,940 - Liz. 735 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:23,940 - Jenny, it's a sex club. 736 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,940 - If you only want to hear what it goes on. 737 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,940 - Oh, look at that. 738 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:40,940 - Don't you just love this? 739 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:45,940 I mean, how could anybody be depressed and hear it for more than like 10 minutes? 740 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:49,940 - Sometimes you just gotta get bocked. 741 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:51,940 - Hey, wait, so you hear with Jake? 742 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:52,940 - Oh no. 743 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:53,940 - Uh, but maybe later. 744 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:54,940 - That's a good move. 745 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:58,940 - You know, sometimes you gotta work them out before you work them in. 746 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,940 - I'm Joanna. 747 00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:01,940 Oh, Virginia. 748 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:02,940 - Girl, don't cover them up. 749 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,940 They're cute. 750 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,940 And this is my sub and my husband, Bill. 751 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:09,940 - How do you do? 752 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:10,940 - Hi. 753 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:11,940 - So what are you into? 754 00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,940 - Uh, nobody's ever asked me that before. 755 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,940 - I gave the best head. 756 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,940 Do you like head? 757 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,940 - Do you? 758 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:18,940 I mean, yeah, sure. 759 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:20,940 Oh, and you can leave your panties on. 760 00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:21,940 He just loves to munch. 761 00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:22,940 - Oh, yes, please. 762 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:23,940 Oh! 763 00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:24,940 Oh! 764 00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:25,940 Oh! 765 00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:26,940 Jake, he's-- 766 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,940 - You said yes twice, right? 767 00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:29,940 - Just say stop. 768 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,940 Consented to you only sex that we have. 769 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,940 - Oh, my god, he is good, is it he? 770 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:34,940 - Yes. 771 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:35,940 - Yes. 772 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:36,940 - Yes. 773 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:37,940 Just to be clear, that's-- 774 00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,940 - Yes, stop, yes. 775 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,940 Continue or yes, he's good. 776 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,940 - Um, yes. 777 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:43,940 - Yes. 778 00:26:43,940 --> 00:26:45,940 - Oh, there's a spot. 779 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,940 You're on a fucking shore. 780 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,940 - Oh, and uh, how fucking do you want? 781 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:51,940 - No. 782 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:53,940 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 783 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:58,940 - So let's get a little freaky tonight. 784 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:02,940 - If I come for a single ceiling, I'm stealing so right. 785 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:03,940 And you're wet. 786 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,940 I think you're feeling tonight. 787 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:08,940 Music, go, this goes, it's not easy. 788 00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,940 - Oh! 789 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:10,940 - Oh, right. 790 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:13,940 So let's get a little freaky tonight. 791 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:17,940 Give me more ice cream and I'm speeding so right. 792 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,940 You so wet. 793 00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,940 I guess you're feeling tonight. 794 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,940 So let me up against the door. 795 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:25,940 - Oh, okay. 796 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:27,940 Oh, okay. 797 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:28,940 Oh, okay. 798 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:34,940 Oh! 799 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:35,940 Oh! 800 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:41,940 Oh my gosh, I cannot believe I just did that. 801 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:43,940 - How many guys did you have? 802 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:44,940 - One. 803 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,940 - Oh! 804 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:46,940 - Two. 805 00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:47,940 - Oh! 806 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:50,940 - I mean, there we go. 807 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:51,940 - Ah! 808 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:52,940 Four. 809 00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:53,940 Oh my god. 810 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,940 I just went to a party and I have to count how many guys I fought. 811 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,940 - Oh! 812 00:27:57,940 --> 00:27:58,940 Five. 813 00:27:58,940 --> 00:27:59,940 It was five. 814 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:01,940 - I had three girls. 815 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,940 Joanna was hot, but there was Melanie in sir. 816 00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:06,940 - Wait, which one was Sarah? 817 00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:07,940 - Skinny. 818 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:07,940 Big tits, tight ass. 819 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:10,940 - Do not define a woman by her body. 820 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,940 Tits and ass. 821 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,940 Is that all we are to you? 822 00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:14,940 Just sex? 823 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:18,940 - You just had just sex with just five guys you just met. 824 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:20,940 - Yeah, I'm trying to work this out. 825 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:22,940 So we do really not come. 826 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:24,940 - Wait, what about about? 827 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:25,940 Oh! 828 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:26,940 - Oh, wires got it. 829 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:27,940 Pop the hood. 830 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:32,940 Sweet baby girl, sister. 831 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:34,940 I have just had the most amazing night. 832 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,940 Please don't spoil it for me. 833 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,940 Okay, ignition, contact. 834 00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:41,940 - Oh! 835 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:42,940 - Yeah! 836 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:43,940 - Yeah! 837 00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:44,940 (gunshot) 838 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:45,940 (gunshot) 839 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:46,940 - Whoo! 840 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:49,940 (gunshot) 841 00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:52,940 (gunshot) 842 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:56,940 (gunshot) 843 00:28:56,940 --> 00:29:00,940 (soft music) 844 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:03,940 (soft music) 845 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:06,940 (soft music) 846 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:09,940 (soft music) 847 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:13,940 (soft music) 848 00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:14,940 - Good morning. 849 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:15,940 - Oh, hey. 850 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:16,940 - Hi. 851 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:17,940 - Hi. 852 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,940 - How many guys did you have last night? 853 00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:22,940 - Um, about as many as I have my whole life before last night. 854 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:23,940 (laughs) 855 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,940 (soft music) 856 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,940 - Is it alright if I feel a little dirty? 857 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,940 - It's residual guilt. 858 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:33,940 - It's good, because it makes it feel so bad. 859 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:34,940 We should know. 860 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:35,940 We're Catholic. 861 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,940 - What about you? 862 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,940 - Uh, ex-evangelical, very ex. 863 00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:42,940 That's what I'm trying to get away from. 864 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:47,940 - So, you two do stuff like this all the time and still, you know, 865 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:48,940 love each other? 866 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:49,940 - Sure we do. 867 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:54,940 - Listen, Virginia, this is all okay, as long as it's what you want. 868 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:57,940 - As long as you do what you feel, then you feel what you do. 869 00:29:57,940 --> 00:30:00,940 (soft music) 870 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:04,940 (soft music) 871 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:08,940 (soft music) 872 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,940 (soft music) 873 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,940 (soft music) 874 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,940 (soft music) 875 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,940 (soft music) 876 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:19,940 (soft music) 877 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:21,940 (soft music) 878 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,940 (soft music) 879 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:25,940 - There's so many possibilities. 880 00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:26,940 I had no idea. 881 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,940 Are all of these real things? 882 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,940 - I guess. 883 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:31,940 - So why haven't you done them? 884 00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:33,940 - Well, I was waiting for the- 885 00:30:33,940 --> 00:30:34,940 - You know what? I wanna try them. 886 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,940 I decided I wanna do it. 887 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,940 Your research thing, the sexy stuff? 888 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:39,940 To hell of it. 889 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:40,940 I wanna try every damn thing I can. 890 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:41,940 Let's do 'em all, A to Z. 891 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,940 - Are you serious? 892 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:43,940 This is fantastic. 893 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,940 - Yeah, I mean, as long as I can say no, 894 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:46,940 and there's no pressure. 895 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:47,940 - Absolutely, totally. 896 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,940 (soft music) 897 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,940 - Can we really do this? 898 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:54,940 No shit, no lies, no jealousy, just friends. 899 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:55,940 - Yes, we can. 900 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,940 I swear I will never have sex with you. 901 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,940 In front of you, yes, with you, never. 902 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:02,940 - Oh, no, that's not exactly- 903 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:04,940 - Nigel, Nigel, I need you help. 904 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:05,940 Virginia's gonna do my project. 905 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:08,940 All your deviations we're gonna do 'em from A to Z. 906 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:10,940 - Oh my God, this is so cool. 907 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:12,940 Wait, can I pick something that I like, please? 908 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:13,940 - Sure. 909 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,940 - Um, Elto Casa Fieldin? 910 00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:19,940 (dramatic music) 911 00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:20,940 - Oh. 912 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,940 (sighs) 913 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:24,940 (soft music) 914 00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:28,940 - Hey, perverts. 915 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:32,940 - Chin on the table, hands off your hose, 916 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,940 and eyes on the shoes. 917 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:35,940 - I'm the first. 918 00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:38,940 (soft music) 919 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:41,940 - This is a Elto Casa Fieldin. 920 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:44,940 - Oh, it's shoes, that was totally weird. 921 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,940 - All sex is weird. 922 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,940 - All right. 923 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:49,940 - A. No. 924 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:53,940 - Oh, no, what do we just do one of each letter? 925 00:31:53,940 --> 00:31:55,940 - Oh, then we go back to the beginning. 926 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:56,940 Great idea. 927 00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:58,940 Okay, Nigel, the bees. 928 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:02,940 - Oh, yes. 929 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:03,940 (gunshot) 930 00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:04,940 - So it's a KEDI FM, right? 931 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:05,940 - FM, right? 932 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:06,940 - No, no, BDSM. 933 00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:09,940 Bondage, domination, sadism, masochism. 934 00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:10,940 Got it? 935 00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:11,940 - Yeah. 936 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:12,940 - And don't let anyone know it's your first time. 937 00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:13,940 Okay? 938 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:14,940 - Okay. 939 00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:15,940 - Okay. 940 00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:16,940 - Oh, hello. 941 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:18,940 I'm Hugo, please. 942 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:19,940 Come here. 943 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:20,940 - Good evening. 944 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:24,940 (soft music) 945 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:27,940 (grunting) 946 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:29,940 (grunting) 947 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:31,940 (grunting) 948 00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:32,940 - Oh, my God. 949 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:33,940 - Is that hurt? 950 00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:35,940 - Yes, of course. 951 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:36,940 That's the point. 952 00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:38,940 Are you sure you're into this? 953 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:39,940 - Exactly. 954 00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:40,940 Do you all do? 955 00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:41,940 - Uh, PDF. 956 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:42,940 - No, no, no, no. 957 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:43,940 BDSM. 958 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:48,940 - Yes, but we specialize in PDF. 959 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:50,940 - What is PDF? 960 00:32:50,940 --> 00:32:58,940 - It is penile dysfunction, the forensic massage. 961 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,940 - PDF. 962 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:02,940 - Forensic? 963 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,940 - Yeah, so it's like mostly dead people. 964 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:05,940 - Dead people. 965 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,940 - Your neck are feeling hex? 966 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:08,940 - No, no, no, no. 967 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:11,940 They're pretending to be dead, hence dysfunction. 968 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:13,940 - But you do have VDSM experience. 969 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,940 - Yes, of course. 970 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:16,940 - Do you want to play? 971 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:19,940 - Gender switch, power exchange, SSC rack. 972 00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:24,940 - Uh, I think probably just sex. 973 00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:26,940 - Sex? 974 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,940 - You want sex? 975 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:29,940 - Oh, honey. 976 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,940 We don't do sex. 977 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:34,940 - My God, what kind of people do you think we are? 978 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:36,940 - I mean, I'm a married woman. 979 00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:37,940 We are a Baptist. 980 00:33:37,940 --> 00:33:39,940 - You're disgusting. 981 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:40,940 - They want sex. 982 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:41,940 - Get out. 983 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:42,940 - Get out. 984 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:43,940 - Get out of here. 985 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:44,940 - Get out. 986 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:45,940 - I'm serious. 987 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,940 - They kicked you out? 988 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:49,940 - Yes, they hated us. 989 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,940 - Nigel, we got to see. 990 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:52,940 They're not many seas. 991 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,940 - Captain Alania, 992 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:55,940 Graham-Ecystophilia, 993 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:57,940 Copophilia, 994 00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:59,940 Copophilia, 995 00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:00,940 Copophasia. 996 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:01,940 - Um, what the hell are they? 997 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,940 - In order, sexual gratification from smoking, 998 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,940 from being robbed, 999 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:06,940 from shits, 1000 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,940 and from eating, 1001 00:34:08,940 --> 00:34:09,940 shits. 1002 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:11,940 - What's through D? 1003 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:12,940 Double penetration, 1004 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:13,940 posting ass together. 1005 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,940 - No, that brings us back to anal. 1006 00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:17,940 - You said you would try everything. 1007 00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:18,940 - Okay, we moved to E. 1008 00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:20,940 But that's cheating. 1009 00:34:20,940 --> 00:34:22,940 No, she said no, it's not negotiable. 1010 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:23,940 - Right on. 1011 00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:24,940 Thank you, Jake. 1012 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,940 - Hey, we got on pretty good, don't we? 1013 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:36,940 - Yeah, we're doing just fine. 1014 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,940 - Are you sure about this Virginia? 1015 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,940 - Yes, I am Jake. 1016 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:44,940 - Three, two, one, go! 1017 00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:47,940 - Ah! 1018 00:34:47,940 --> 00:34:50,940 - Ah! 1019 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:51,940 - Ah! 1020 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,940 - Ah! 1021 00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:54,940 - Ah! 1022 00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:55,940 - Ah! 1023 00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:56,940 - Ah! 1024 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,940 - Ah! 1025 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,940 - Ah! 1026 00:34:58,940 --> 00:34:59,940 - Ah! 1027 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:00,940 - Ah! 1028 00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:01,940 - Ah! 1029 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,940 - Ah! 1030 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,940 - Ah! 1031 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:04,940 - Ah! 1032 00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:05,940 - Ah! 1033 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:06,940 - Ah! 1034 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:07,940 - Ah! 1035 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:08,940 - Ah! 1036 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,940 - Oh! 1037 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:10,940 He's right, submission isn't it? 1038 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:11,940 What's next? 1039 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:12,940 - Belching, 1040 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:13,940 Belatio, 1041 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:14,940 Froddage, 1042 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:15,940 Bisting, 1043 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:16,940 Valaguation. 1044 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,940 - Wait, what's fisting? 1045 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:19,940 - Ooh! 1046 00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:20,940 Ooh! 1047 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:21,940 Ooh! 1048 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:22,940 Ooh! 1049 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:24,940 - Okay, I thought you said that was good pain. 1050 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:25,940 - Okay, now, 1051 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:26,940 Gee, 1052 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:28,940 fourth group sex! 1053 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:29,940 - Yeah! 1054 00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:30,940 - Yeah! 1055 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:31,940 - That's a bad one! 1056 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:33,940 - That, I want to see that, gay sex. 1057 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:34,940 Just guys though. 1058 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:37,940 - Oh, I have just the right guy. 1059 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:38,940 - Daddy? 1060 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:39,940 - Hey, 1061 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:40,940 older guy, 1062 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:41,940 he does girls, 1063 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,940 but he is desperate to get into my pants. 1064 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,940 - You've already had him. 1065 00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:47,940 - I've never had anyone called the Hank. 1066 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,940 - You can remember if you've had sex with? 1067 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,940 That's incredible. 1068 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:51,940 - You can't? 1069 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,940 - I can't even remember faces. 1070 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:55,940 - How would I remember sex? 1071 00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,940 - So why don't we do both? 1072 00:35:57,940 --> 00:35:58,940 - Go for sex. 1073 00:35:58,940 --> 00:35:59,940 - Okay, sex. 1074 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:00,940 - Oh! 1075 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:01,940 Sounds like a body! 1076 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:03,940 (laughing) 1077 00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:05,960 (upbeat music) 1078 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,960 - Oh my God! 1079 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,960 (upbeat music) 1080 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,960 (thunder rumbling) 1081 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,960 - Oh! 1082 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:17,940 - Hi, you mind if we watch? 1083 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:18,940 - Oh, hey, 1084 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:19,940 what are you doing down there? 1085 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,940 - This is who I told you about. 1086 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,940 - Oh, this is your girl, right? 1087 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:25,940 - Yes, 1088 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,940 and this really turns me on. 1089 00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:29,940 - What about you? 1090 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:31,940 - Oh, I'm just another homosexual. 1091 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,940 - Don't expect anything from me, but... 1092 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:34,940 - He's here for me. 1093 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:36,940 - It's locked in seconds. 1094 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,940 - Okay. 1095 00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,940 I guess you better sit down. 1096 00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:46,940 Yeah, if the lady wants to watch it, 1097 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:47,940 you better do it. 1098 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:49,940 - Oh! 1099 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,940 (groaning) 1100 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:57,940 (dramatic music) 1101 00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:01,940 - Is that an average-sized dick, what'd you say? 1102 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:04,940 - No, I said big dick. 1103 00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:05,940 Oh, I'm black people. 1104 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:06,940 I have big dicks. 1105 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:07,940 - I'm black. 1106 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:08,940 I don't have a dick. 1107 00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,940 That sex is them. 1108 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:10,940 - No. 1109 00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:12,940 I just meant that I don't white people always... 1110 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:16,940 - What, so why do you's can't have big dicks? 1111 00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:17,940 - You're a big dick? 1112 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,940 That's racism. 1113 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:20,940 - Come on, dude. 1114 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:21,940 I don't like like an old lady, y'all. 1115 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,940 - What's wrong with being old lady? 1116 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:24,940 - That's ageism. 1117 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:25,940 Racism. 1118 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:26,940 - Racism. 1119 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:27,940 - Ageism. 1120 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:28,940 - Sexism. 1121 00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:29,940 - Raz. 1122 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,940 - You're razzing. 1123 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:31,940 - You're razzing. 1124 00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:32,940 - Totally razzing. 1125 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:33,940 Just razzing, though. 1126 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:34,940 - Here's a word of advice. 1127 00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:37,940 Keep your legs open and your mouth closed, okay? 1128 00:37:37,940 --> 00:37:55,940 - Is he? 1129 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,940 - Yeah. 1130 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:59,940 It usually happens with older guys after they come. 1131 00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:02,940 I kind of like it. 1132 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:05,940 - Mom. 1133 00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:08,940 - No, all. 1134 00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:10,940 - Oh, you know what? 1135 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,940 I can only do a less 'cause you were watching right. 1136 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:14,940 - Oh, I know. 1137 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:17,940 - It was like I was some doing you all the time. 1138 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:18,940 - Mm-hmm. 1139 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,940 - Thank you so much, Daddy. 1140 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,940 - No. 1141 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:24,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 1142 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:27,940 - She's hot, huh? 1143 00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:30,940 - What a girl. 1144 00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:32,940 - Hey, baby. 1145 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:34,940 I'll see you around. 1146 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,940 - That's the closet. 1147 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,940 Yeah, I know that. 1148 00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,940 - Oh, boy. 1149 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:44,940 - He is gross. 1150 00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:46,940 I think he's gorgeous. 1151 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,940 And he's only pretending to be Republicans, 1152 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:51,940 so people don't think he's gay. 1153 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:52,940 - So? 1154 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,940 What did you think? 1155 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:59,940 - Honestly, I didn't realize it would be so functional. 1156 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:01,940 - It usually is with guys. 1157 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:02,940 - Mm-hmm. 1158 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:03,940 - Mm-hmm. 1159 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:04,940 - When you're so weird, 1160 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:06,940 that's not even a conversation. 1161 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:07,940 - Mm-hmm. 1162 00:39:07,940 --> 00:39:09,940 - I just, I wish I understood you guys. 1163 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:13,940 - My dear, you never will until you learn. 1164 00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:16,940 - The mysteries of the penis. 1165 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,940 - [laughs] 1166 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:21,940 - It's also a necessarily complicated. 1167 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:24,940 What's it all about? 1168 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:27,940 - How does it do what it does? 1169 00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:30,940 - How could we possibly find this attractive? 1170 00:39:30,940 --> 00:39:33,940 - This dangling, throbbing thing. 1171 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,940 And it's always changing. 1172 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:39,940 I mean, the next minute it's this hard, pulsing, rigid thing. 1173 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:41,940 And they're also different. 1174 00:39:41,940 --> 00:39:42,940 - Yeah. 1175 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,940 - Wait, length, thickness, shape, hardness, taste. 1176 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:47,940 Different shafts, different heads. 1177 00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:49,940 - Mushroom button cut, uncut? 1178 00:39:49,940 --> 00:39:53,940 - Why are we so fascinated in this stupid, wrinkly worm? 1179 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:56,940 - It may be stupid, but I wish I had a dick for a day. 1180 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,940 - You have a dick every day. 1181 00:39:58,940 --> 00:39:59,940 - No, but what does it feel like? 1182 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,940 - No, but what does it feel like to have one of your own? 1183 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,940 - But why don't we care about them at all? 1184 00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:04,940 I mean, look, it's ridiculous. 1185 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:07,940 - Don't even get me started on the testicle. 1186 00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:08,940 - Ooh! 1187 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,940 - Oh, well, round hanging baggy, tight, soft hard. 1188 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:14,940 There's so much variety with the male genitalia. 1189 00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:15,940 - Excuse me. 1190 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:17,940 - And you know what gets me is the texture. 1191 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:20,940 They just don't feel like anything else on Earth. 1192 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,940 - Wait, you don't even like dick. 1193 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:22,940 - I love dick. 1194 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:25,940 I just don't like what it's attached to. 1195 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:27,940 - Hello, I'm up here. 1196 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,940 - Can I ask you to do something? 1197 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:30,940 - No. 1198 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:32,940 - I didn't think we were doing that yet, but I guess so. 1199 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,940 - Jump up and down. 1200 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:35,940 - Ooh, yeah, I want to see that. 1201 00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:36,940 - Come on. 1202 00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:38,940 - Yeah. 1203 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:40,940 - Isn't that painful? 1204 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,940 - No. 1205 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,940 - What about running? 1206 00:40:45,940 --> 00:40:48,940 Run through the door. 1207 00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:50,940 - No. 1208 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,940 - What about running? 1209 00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,940 Run through the door. 1210 00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:55,940 - No. 1211 00:40:55,940 --> 00:40:57,940 - What about running? Run for us. 1212 00:40:57,940 --> 00:40:58,940 - Oh, yeah. 1213 00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:07,940 - Ooh, doesn't it hang around? 1214 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:09,940 - Not your tits bang around. 1215 00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:13,940 - I don't have tits between my legs getting mashed by a pair of thighs. 1216 00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,940 - Okay, stop. 1217 00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:18,940 What happens to it all? 1218 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:19,940 I mean, in your pants. 1219 00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:22,940 - Yeah, like, where does it all go? 1220 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:28,940 - That is the mystery of the penis. 1221 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:30,940 - Oh, for heaven's sake. 1222 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:32,940 - Can we go party now? 1223 00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:40,940 - Nigel. 1224 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:42,940 Why don't you join the party? 1225 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:43,940 - Oh, no, I can't. 1226 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,940 - Why not? 1227 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:46,940 - I'm sure the girls have told you. 1228 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,940 I'm not very big down there, and I just don't want to disappoint anyone. 1229 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:50,940 - What? 1230 00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:53,940 - Nigel, if you think you can't please the woman 1231 00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:56,940 because of the size of your dick, then you don't understand the vagina. 1232 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,940 - What don't I understand the mother of the vagina? 1233 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:02,940 - Oh, well, oftentimes a big dick just glides right past it, 1234 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:04,940 whereas a smaller dick will hit it. 1235 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,940 - It's what? 1236 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:07,940 - The spot. 1237 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,940 - What spot? 1238 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:09,940 - The... 1239 00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:10,940 - Prejudined here? 1240 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,940 - Like, I got it a rain. 1241 00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:14,940 - Maybe like. 1242 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:28,940 - Sorry, it was doing a dick, man. 1243 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:32,940 - Oh, shit. 1244 00:42:32,940 --> 00:42:35,940 - Come on, let's try. 1245 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:41,940 - Hey, Virginia, you ready to play now? 1246 00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:43,940 - Hey, guys. 1247 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:44,940 - Oh. 1248 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:45,940 - Is that why they call it? 1249 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:46,940 - Down time. 1250 00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:48,940 - Hey, you look happy. 1251 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:49,940 - I'm happy. 1252 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:50,940 Happy to be here. 1253 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:51,940 We all are. 1254 00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:52,940 Virginia, are you staying with us for good? 1255 00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,940 - Oh, I can't. 1256 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,940 I would not be able to afford the rent. 1257 00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:57,940 - Rent. 1258 00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:58,940 We don't pay rent. 1259 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,940 - Well, then who pays for all of this? 1260 00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:01,940 Cindy does. 1261 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:02,940 She's loaded. 1262 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:03,940 Come see. 1263 00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:10,940 - Guys. 1264 00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:11,940 Come on. 1265 00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:13,940 - What's supposed to be? 1266 00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:15,940 - Doesn't come on with it, so. 1267 00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:26,940 - Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee. 1268 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,940 - Who? 1269 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,940 He created the world's wide web. 1270 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:33,940 He connected hypertext with TCP and DNFs. 1271 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:37,940 - For the first time in history, ordinary people can get any kind of sex they want. 1272 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:40,940 - It grew like me couldn't exist before the internet. 1273 00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:42,940 - My whole life is online. 1274 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,940 - I'm sure you have other interests. 1275 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:45,940 - No, you don't get it. 1276 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:47,940 Her life is online. 1277 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:49,940 They see everything. 1278 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:50,940 - Who do? 1279 00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:51,940 - The guys. 1280 00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:53,940 There's a hundred of them. 1281 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,940 - I just set it up for me. 1282 00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:56,940 - I do. 1283 00:43:56,940 --> 00:44:00,940 - Whatever I want and the guys watch every second of it. 1284 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:02,940 You mean they... 1285 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,940 - You can see us now? 1286 00:44:04,940 --> 00:44:07,940 - You didn't read the house rules. 1287 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,940 - Say hello to Virginia, guys. 1288 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:12,940 - I don't believe this. Who are these people? 1289 00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:13,940 - They're creeps. 1290 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:16,940 - You're all creeps, guys. 1291 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:17,940 - All right. 1292 00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,940 I'm going back to the party. 1293 00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:23,940 'Cause around this time, the boys get seedy and the girls get needy. 1294 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,940 - That's where I come in. 1295 00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:28,940 - Cindy, can I have a word? 1296 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:29,940 - Huh? 1297 00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:34,940 - Wait. 1298 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,940 What the guys get nervous if I'm off camp for too long? 1299 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,940 - So do I. 1300 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:43,940 - Cindy, there has to be something else your life. 1301 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:44,940 - Maybe a boyfriend? 1302 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:45,940 - Nope. 1303 00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:47,940 - The guys are good, jealous about it. 1304 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:49,940 - So I just go everybody. 1305 00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,940 - But, uh... 1306 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:55,940 - I do have a gorgeous secret friend. 1307 00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:58,940 One of the guys sends me poetry. 1308 00:44:58,940 --> 00:44:59,940 The others don't know. 1309 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:02,940 - Oh, so I invite him over in secret. 1310 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:04,940 - Do me his contacts, I'll arrange it. 1311 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:06,940 - Uh, you mean like... 1312 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,940 - You mean like, actually me, him? 1313 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:11,940 Like a real guy? 1314 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,940 Oh, for... 1315 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,940 - Ginger, all right. 1316 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:15,940 I... 1317 00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:16,940 - Do that for me? 1318 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:17,940 - Yeah. 1319 00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:18,940 - That is so exciting. 1320 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:20,940 Oh, thank you. 1321 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:21,940 Thank you. 1322 00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:22,940 Thank you. 1323 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:23,940 Just don't tell anyone, okay? 1324 00:45:23,940 --> 00:45:24,940 Okay. 1325 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:27,940 - Cindy, they really don't like you off camp. 1326 00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:29,940 - Oh, don't worry. 1327 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:31,940 They like this. 1328 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:34,940 - Okay, guys. 1329 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,940 Party time for Cindy. 1330 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,940 (giggles) 1331 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:41,940 (upbeat music) 1332 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:46,940 (crowd cheers) 1333 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,940 (upbeat music) 1334 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:50,940 - Hey. 1335 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,940 Isn't that great? 1336 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:54,940 I cannot imagine that home monogamy thing. 1337 00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:55,940 Only fucking one guy. 1338 00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:57,940 - I'm going with that. 1339 00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:59,940 (laughing) 1340 00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:03,940 - So, are you guys going to do this for the rest of your lives? 1341 00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:04,940 - No. 1342 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,940 - I have a normal life, you know? 1343 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,940 - Wife and kids and stuff? 1344 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:09,940 - Yeah. 1345 00:46:09,940 --> 00:46:10,940 - Normal. 1346 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:11,940 That's nice. 1347 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:12,940 - Yeah, I'll just do this on my side. 1348 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,940 - You mean you'll cheat? 1349 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,940 - Well, you have to cheat. 1350 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,940 I mean, that's what a normal life is, right? 1351 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,940 - I'm in shock. 1352 00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:20,940 I need to get fucked. 1353 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,940 Come on, Steve. 1354 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:24,940 (upbeat music) 1355 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:27,940 (crowd cheers) 1356 00:46:27,940 --> 00:46:29,940 (laughing) 1357 00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:31,940 (upbeat music) 1358 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:32,940 - Oh! 1359 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:33,940 (laughing) 1360 00:46:33,940 --> 00:46:35,940 - Oh, it's you again. 1361 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,940 You're at the club, right? 1362 00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:40,940 - I can't look for you, but you were real busy that night. 1363 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,940 - I'm Rod, remember? 1364 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:44,940 - Oh, yeah, hot Rod. 1365 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:47,940 - You met my friend, Chris. 1366 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:48,940 - Hey. 1367 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:49,940 - Hey. 1368 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:51,940 - Oh, oh, oh, oh my God, I'm so sorry. 1369 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:52,940 - That's fine. 1370 00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:55,940 (laughing) 1371 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,940 - We were wondering if you would like to join us. 1372 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:00,940 - Why? Wait, what? 1373 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:01,940 What do you want? 1374 00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:03,940 I mean, sorry, that's wrong. 1375 00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:04,940 It's just the penis. 1376 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:06,940 I was not expecting the penis. 1377 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:08,940 (upbeat music) 1378 00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:10,940 - You never had to go? 1379 00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:12,940 - Is it that obvious? 1380 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:16,940 I mean, I've just never had it, you know, any other ends. 1381 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:23,860 Oh, we can try that whenever you want and take it real slow. 1382 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:24,380 No. 1383 00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:32,660 I'm not want to bug you, but anytime. 1384 00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:34,920 (pop music) 1385 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:46,820 Now, 1386 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:50,020 or maybe later, 1387 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:53,640 (pop music) 1388 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,220 (pop music) 1389 00:47:56,220 --> 00:48:12,560 You go, girl! 1390 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,080 Having a wild time? 1391 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:16,920 Oh yeah. 1392 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,960 That's amazing, huh? 1393 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,540 (pop music) 1394 00:48:23,540 --> 00:48:29,400 Oh my goodness! 1395 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,200 That feels amazing! 1396 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,720 So, 1397 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:35,760 what do you think? 1398 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,080 I'm not such a weirdo, huh? 1399 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,080 Are you ready? 1400 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,240 I am. 1401 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,560 You're the financial analyst. 1402 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,520 No, that's my sister, Lorraine. 1403 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,720 Oh, I know Lorraine, 1404 00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:46,400 I work in product development at Henson's. 1405 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,720 No way, I used to do market research for them, are you Chuck? 1406 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,920 No, I'm Chris. 1407 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,080 Chuck's the sales guy. 1408 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,960 Oh my god, guys, please! 1409 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,440 All right, sorry. 1410 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,120 (gasps) 1411 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,240 Ooh, even I think that's hot. 1412 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,080 Oh! 1413 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,600 (gasps) 1414 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:06,440 Ooh! 1415 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,440 Jake? 1416 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,440 Oh, yeah, sure. 1417 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,920 Oh, shit. 1418 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,920 (birds chirping) 1419 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:25,360 Come on, he's waiting. 1420 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,040 Oh, I'm so excited. 1421 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:33,320 Here he is, Mr. Poetry. 1422 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:34,320 Oh, gosh. 1423 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,160 I'm not thinking. 1424 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,840 Hi. 1425 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,800 Hi. 1426 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,360 I never met one of the guys before. 1427 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,320 I love you completely and utterly and away. 1428 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,320 That is unrestrained by any social norm. 1429 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,200 Oh. 1430 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:56,000 Would you like to go up to my room? 1431 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,800 Can we begin in the traditional way first? 1432 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,120 Oh, yes. 1433 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,000 (laughs) 1434 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,200 I would be beautiful. 1435 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,600 (laughs) 1436 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,340 (dramatic music) 1437 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,340 (sighs) 1438 00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:13,340 (dramatic music) 1439 00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:15,340 (dramatic music) 1440 00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:17,340 (dramatic music) 1441 00:50:17,340 --> 00:50:19,340 (dramatic music) 1442 00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:21,340 (dramatic music) 1443 00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:24,340 [music playing] 1444 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:40,320 [grunting] 1445 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:48,540 Oh, no! 1446 00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:50,780 Ah! 1447 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,780 [music playing] 1448 00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:54,780 [music playing] 1449 00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:56,780 [music playing] 1450 00:50:56,780 --> 00:50:58,780 [music playing] 1451 00:50:58,780 --> 00:51:00,780 [music playing] 1452 00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:02,780 [music playing] 1453 00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:04,780 [music playing] 1454 00:51:04,780 --> 00:51:06,780 [music playing] 1455 00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:08,780 [music playing] 1456 00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:10,780 [music playing] 1457 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,780 That was great. 1458 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:13,780 Bye. 1459 00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:15,780 [music playing] 1460 00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:18,780 [music playing] 1461 00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:20,780 [music playing] 1462 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,780 [music playing] 1463 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,780 [music playing] 1464 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,780 [music playing] 1465 00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:28,780 [music playing] 1466 00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:30,780 [music playing] 1467 00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,780 You were so beautiful. 1468 00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:34,780 [music playing] 1469 00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:36,780 [music playing] 1470 00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:38,780 You were in two separate rooms. 1471 00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:39,780 [music playing] 1472 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,780 Wait a minute. 1473 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:41,780 Is he-- 1474 00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:42,780 [music playing] 1475 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:44,780 I guess that's all he wanted. 1476 00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,780 Yeah, that technique has its advantages, 1477 00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:47,780 especially for him. 1478 00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:49,780 He's disgusting. 1479 00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,780 Shut up! 1480 00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:53,780 I thought he was so warm. 1481 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:55,780 Where's Sweetheart? 1482 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:59,780 I bet the guys really enjoyed watching. 1483 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,780 Right, guys? 1484 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:03,780 Nope. 1485 00:52:03,780 --> 00:52:04,780 Turned him off. 1486 00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:06,780 I'm not surprised. 1487 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,780 Nope. 1488 00:52:07,780 --> 00:52:09,780 I mean, I've turned them off. 1489 00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:12,780 You-- 1490 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:16,780 You turned off the guys? 1491 00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:18,780 Oh, they're going nuts. 1492 00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:19,780 Look at the messages. 1493 00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:21,780 They're so mad. 1494 00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:22,780 [sighs] 1495 00:52:22,780 --> 00:52:24,780 I'm going out. 1496 00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:25,780 Wait. 1497 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:27,780 Cindy, you never go out. 1498 00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:30,780 I'm going to go to a bar. 1499 00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:33,780 Oh, and I'm going to meet a guy. 1500 00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:35,780 Never going to fall in love. 1501 00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:38,780 Oh, it's going to be just like in the movies. 1502 00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,780 I can't believe you would do it. 1503 00:52:40,780 --> 00:52:41,780 What? 1504 00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:43,780 She deserves to find a man she loves. 1505 00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:44,780 Screw the guys. 1506 00:52:44,780 --> 00:52:46,780 They're the only guys we don't screw. 1507 00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:48,780 Who do you think pays for this house? 1508 00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:49,780 This is a disaster. 1509 00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:51,780 Our entire way of life is threatened. 1510 00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:55,780 We-- the guys pay for all of this, but there's such creeps. 1511 00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:58,780 But these creeps have money, and we never even have to meet them. 1512 00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:01,780 That's the best kind of guy you can get. 1513 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,780 I'm ready. 1514 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:03,780 Let's go. 1515 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:07,780 Cindy. 1516 00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:09,780 Cindy. 1517 00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:13,780 We've progressed further than finding guys at bars. 1518 00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:15,780 That's why they invented the internet. 1519 00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:18,780 Love is a dangerous thing, OK? 1520 00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:21,780 I mean, you need to all types of consequences. 1521 00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:27,780 Such as, oh, expenses, emotion, pregnancy, argument, 1522 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:29,780 diseases, legal fees. 1523 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:30,780 He's right. 1524 00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:32,780 We, men, we're vulnerable. 1525 00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:33,780 True dad. 1526 00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:35,780 Come on, girls. 1527 00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,780 Let's leave these pricks about night. 1528 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:41,780 You know what I think? 1529 00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,780 Women are from Venus. 1530 00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:46,780 And then I found the dollar store. 1531 00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:49,780 We believe those idiots. 1532 00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:52,780 We're going to mama. 1533 00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:55,780 Mother, right. 1534 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:57,780 We know who we are. 1535 00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:02,780 Every month we'll remind it that we're animals living on a planet that we're absolutely connected to. 1536 00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:05,780 Men don't know who they are or what they're for. 1537 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,780 Men are OK. 1538 00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:11,780 They lower their pants, you lower your expectations. 1539 00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:13,780 I know a guy who used to rate women's. 1540 00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:16,780 To fuck this one, he'd need a bag over her head. 1541 00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:20,780 To fuck that one, he'd need a bag over her head and three cans of beer. 1542 00:54:20,780 --> 00:54:26,780 To fuck a real dog, he'd need a bag over her head, a six pack, and a bag over his own head. 1543 00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:28,780 These are so stupid. 1544 00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:30,780 They confuse busy people. 1545 00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:33,780 They confuse physical beauty with sexual attraction. 1546 00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:35,780 But we all know the truth, right? 1547 00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,780 A good guy or the best box? 1548 00:54:37,780 --> 00:54:38,780 They have to be. 1549 00:54:38,780 --> 00:54:41,780 I don't care about ugly. 1550 00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:43,780 I just want a man. 1551 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:47,780 But no man is going to want me to have a hundred guys. 1552 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:51,780 If you found a man who'd be OK with... 1553 00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,780 No, you're right. 1554 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:56,780 Men are so insecure. 1555 00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:59,780 I've totally screwed up everything, haven't I? 1556 00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:02,780 You're not as inevitable. 1557 00:55:02,780 --> 00:55:05,780 Juanita, when do you graduate? 1558 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,780 Come on. 1559 00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:08,780 A month. 1560 00:55:08,780 --> 00:55:12,780 After that, I don't think I'm going to be able to afford the house. 1561 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:14,780 I'm sorry, everyone. 1562 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:15,780 Tell him, oh! 1563 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,780 It's been a great run, City. 1564 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:22,780 It has been a great run, hasn't it? 1565 00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:26,780 You know, we should do it tonight. 1566 00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:31,780 We should put our mail into bondage and force them to have sex with us. 1567 00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:34,780 Just like they do with the Leonard Dorkasmo. 1568 00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:35,780 [laughing] 1569 00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:37,780 [laughing] 1570 00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:40,780 [music playing] 1571 00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:41,780 [laughing] 1572 00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:43,780 Oh! 1573 00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:44,780 Oh! 1574 00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:47,780 [laughing] 1575 00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:48,780 Oh! 1576 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:51,780 Oh, welcome to the Leonard Dorkasmo! 1577 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,780 [laughing] 1578 00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:55,780 Oh, she's harder. 1579 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:56,780 Harder! 1580 00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:57,780 Oh, Saint Jude! 1581 00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:58,780 Who is he? 1582 00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:01,780 The patron saint of Walt's causes. 1583 00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:03,780 Oh, yeah, I guess so. 1584 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:05,780 Chris, you're up. 1585 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:07,780 Clear space. 1586 00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:09,780 [music playing] 1587 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:16,780 19. 1588 00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:18,780 You need earthlings. 1589 00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:20,780 [laughing] 1590 00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:24,780 So all this is coming to an end, thanks to me. 1591 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,780 Are you okay? 1592 00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:29,780 I hope to, like, chance them. 1593 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:31,780 [laughing] 1594 00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:35,780 You mean, you want Cindy? 1595 00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:39,780 Oh, look at that night of the machine, no? 1596 00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:40,780 No. 1597 00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:41,780 I'd have to tell her. 1598 00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:43,780 I think she might want to have sex with me. 1599 00:56:43,780 --> 00:56:45,780 That's not going to happen, is it? 1600 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:46,780 This is ridiculous. 1601 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:47,780 Truly! 1602 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,780 Juanita! 1603 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,780 Get off those guys. 1604 00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:53,780 Let's understand here. 1605 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:54,780 Nigel. 1606 00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:55,780 Every size cock is normal. 1607 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:59,780 From the smallest trim to the biggest jump-o-stramp. 1608 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,780 Boy, it is interrupted. 1609 00:57:01,780 --> 00:57:04,780 It's better we worth it, Nigel. 1610 00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:07,780 I want to see your cockroach. 1611 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:08,780 Thank you. 1612 00:57:08,780 --> 00:57:09,780 No. 1613 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:13,780 I don't wish to be treated as a sex object, only defined by my genitalia. 1614 00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:14,780 You what? 1615 00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,780 That's how you treat men. 1616 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,780 That's how you see them. 1617 00:57:18,780 --> 00:57:20,780 I see you guys doing all the time. 1618 00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:21,780 Who do not? 1619 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:22,780 Okay, yeah. 1620 00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:30,780 Wait, I'm not going to accept that kind of penis-centered abuse from your proto-feminist hand-art? 1621 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:31,780 You know what? 1622 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:32,780 Fuck it. 1623 00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:33,780 Just fuck it. 1624 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:34,780 There. 1625 00:57:34,780 --> 00:57:35,780 Not you want. 1626 00:57:35,780 --> 00:57:36,780 Hi, Joel. 1627 00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:39,780 That is a perfectly reasonable cock. 1628 00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:42,780 I bet it can be unereasable. 1629 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:44,780 Nigel, I want to tell you that was small. 1630 00:57:44,780 --> 00:57:46,780 I saw the owner at the porn stars. 1631 00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:47,780 I've got these big dicks. 1632 00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:48,780 The fucking internet. 1633 00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:49,780 It makes us... 1634 00:57:49,780 --> 00:57:50,780 And it breaks us. 1635 00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:51,780 It's a perfectly great cock. 1636 00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:53,780 So you think Cindy might like it? 1637 00:57:53,780 --> 00:57:54,780 Cindy. 1638 00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:55,780 Cindy? 1639 00:57:55,780 --> 00:57:56,780 Yes, Nigel. 1640 00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:57,780 I think she might. 1641 00:57:57,780 --> 00:58:00,780 Okay, well, I think we have some business. 1642 00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:02,780 I do a time. 1643 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,780 So you really think? 1644 00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:05,780 Yes. 1645 00:58:05,780 --> 00:58:07,780 Hey, guys. 1646 00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:08,780 Oh. 1647 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:09,780 Oh. 1648 00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:11,780 Well, Nigel, what's going on? 1649 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:15,780 Well, Nigel, what's next on the board? 1650 00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:18,780 Well, Virginia just did eye for internet sex. 1651 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:20,780 Complete disaster. 1652 00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:24,780 Next up would be J for jealousy. 1653 00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:26,780 I refused to do jealousy. 1654 00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:27,780 Let's move on to K. 1655 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:28,780 Are you sure? 1656 00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:29,780 Yes, K. 1657 00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:31,780 Clismophilia? 1658 00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:33,780 Erotic arousal by animals. 1659 00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:34,780 Sounds kind of fun. 1660 00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:35,780 Fun? 1661 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:36,780 J... 1662 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,780 I'm not sure I want to do this anymore. 1663 00:58:38,780 --> 00:58:40,780 I thought you wanted to join everything. 1664 00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:43,780 Yeah, well, maybe it's too many choices for one girl. 1665 00:58:43,780 --> 00:58:44,780 Life's about having choices. 1666 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:45,780 You can never have too many choices. 1667 00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:46,780 She's just nervous. 1668 00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:47,780 The next letter is Alice. 1669 00:58:47,780 --> 00:58:48,780 Well, lesbian. 1670 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:49,780 Oh, right. 1671 00:58:49,780 --> 00:58:51,780 I already took care of this. 1672 00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:52,780 Hey, Leslie. 1673 00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:57,780 Leslie, penis at the door is a hard. 1674 00:58:57,780 --> 00:58:59,780 No, it's easy. 1675 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:00,780 They all are. 1676 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,780 No, penis is allowed in here. 1677 00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:03,780 No, penis is allowed in here. 1678 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:04,780 Yes, I know. 1679 00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:05,780 It's for Virginia. 1680 00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:06,780 We talked about this, right? 1681 00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:07,780 Oh, yeah. 1682 00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:08,780 Bring her in. 1683 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:09,780 Oh, I'm sorry. 1684 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:11,780 Were you two... 1685 00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:12,780 No. 1686 00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:15,780 If it's not a cock, I don't know how to work it. 1687 00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:18,780 Let's go, Jake. 1688 00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:20,780 Okay, girl. 1689 00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:24,780 If you're sure you want to do this, then let's get it out. 1690 00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:27,780 Oh, that's such a cute cat. 1691 00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:28,780 Is yours? 1692 00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:29,780 It's a she. 1693 00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:30,780 Vagina. 1694 00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:31,780 What? 1695 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:32,780 That's her name. 1696 00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:35,780 If everyone insists on calling Vaginas, put it in the door. 1697 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:40,780 I thought we should be consistent. 1698 00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:50,780 So, you want to stroke my little vagina? 1699 00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:54,780 How is it? 1700 00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:55,780 She wants you. 1701 00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:57,780 What she want me for? 1702 00:59:57,780 --> 00:59:58,780 Such a loser. 1703 00:59:58,780 --> 01:00:00,780 Virginia wants you. 1704 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:01,780 No, no, no, no. 1705 01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:02,780 She does not. 1706 01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:03,780 We have a deal. 1707 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:08,780 Work it out, Jake. 1708 01:00:08,780 --> 01:00:11,780 So? 1709 01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:14,780 So what happened? 1710 01:00:14,780 --> 01:00:18,780 I'm... she's not the one I met her sit in. 1711 01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:19,780 Vagina? 1712 01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:21,780 Oh, fuck, I must let the cat out. 1713 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:24,780 Was this gonna be so mad at me? 1714 01:00:24,780 --> 01:00:37,780 Hi. 1715 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:39,780 Virginia live here. 1716 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:40,780 Yes, she's here. 1717 01:00:40,780 --> 01:00:43,780 But the whole lesbian thing is we're gonna work for her. 1718 01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:44,780 Come on in. 1719 01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,780 What, let's be in thing. 1720 01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,780 Fine. 1721 01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:48,780 Oh. 1722 01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:51,780 I'm fine. 1723 01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:54,780 Oh. 1724 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:59,780 I'm fine. 1725 01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:08,780 Hi there. 1726 01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:11,780 Oh. 1727 01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:13,780 Vagina. 1728 01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:15,780 Where's my little girl? 1729 01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:16,780 Come even, Vagina. 1730 01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,780 Come here. 1731 01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:18,780 Virginia? 1732 01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:19,780 No, Vagina. 1733 01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:20,780 Ah! 1734 01:01:20,780 --> 01:01:21,780 Oh, Mom Becky! 1735 01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:22,780 What are you doing? 1736 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:23,780 The pussy. 1737 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,780 It's called Vagina. 1738 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:25,780 I know. 1739 01:01:25,780 --> 01:01:26,780 I go to the gynecologist. 1740 01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:28,780 And the correct word is a vulva. 1741 01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:31,780 Why does it really make it? 1742 01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:32,780 Do you need to? 1743 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:33,780 Oh, yes. 1744 01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:34,780 Oh, yes. 1745 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,780 Oh, no. 1746 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,780 Oh, no. 1747 01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:38,780 Oh. 1748 01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:41,780 Thanks a lot, Stephen. 1749 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,780 So this is how you live. 1750 01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:44,780 In a sex commune. 1751 01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:46,780 So what's wrong with having sex? 1752 01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:48,780 Having sex is one thing. 1753 01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:51,780 Having this much sex is outrageous. 1754 01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:52,780 Bathroom. 1755 01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:53,780 Right now. 1756 01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:54,780 We just passed with Mama. 1757 01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:57,780 She's here to see the urologists for a procedure. 1758 01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:58,780 Becky. 1759 01:01:58,780 --> 01:01:59,780 Why did you give her my address? 1760 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:00,780 This was our secret. 1761 01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:03,780 Because you're living in a world of sin and depravity. 1762 01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,780 The reference says that the end times are coming in. 1763 01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:07,780 Becky, TV evangelists are crazy. 1764 01:02:07,780 --> 01:02:11,780 All they care about is cars, whores, and face lifts. 1765 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:12,780 I know right from wrong. 1766 01:02:12,780 --> 01:02:14,780 And sex before men. 1767 01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:17,780 How are you going to know the marriage is right if the sex isn't? 1768 01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:18,780 What about love? 1769 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:19,780 I'm talking about sex. 1770 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:21,780 What's love got to do with it? 1771 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:22,780 What is love got to do with it? 1772 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,780 Got to do with it. 1773 01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:26,780 Got to do with it. 1774 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:27,780 Got to do with it. 1775 01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:28,780 Got to do with it. 1776 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:28,780 Got to do with it. 1777 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:29,780 Got to do with it. 1778 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,780 Got to do with it. 1779 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:31,780 Got to do with it. 1780 01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:32,780 Becky. 1781 01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:33,780 Going. 1782 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,780 Virginia, you call me. 1783 01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:37,780 If you have time to know your social engagements. 1784 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:38,780 Mm-hmm. 1785 01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:41,780 I'll be way too busy with all my orgies and sex stuff. 1786 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:46,780 You're okay. 1787 01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:59,780 My mother caught me looking for vagina and now we all have to move out because I thought that love was more important. 1788 01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:02,780 Sure, I'm fine. 1789 01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:03,780 Are we okay? 1790 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,780 Uh-huh. 1791 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,780 Leslie said you want to be for something. 1792 01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:08,780 Yeah, what do you think that could be? 1793 01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:12,780 Virginia, please. 1794 01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:13,780 Be reasonable. 1795 01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:23,780 I just want to say, you know, you and me. 1796 01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:27,780 I just want you to be happy. 1797 01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,780 You know, like I am. 1798 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:31,780 You're happy. 1799 01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:35,780 Jake, all you are is a life support system for your dick. 1800 01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:36,780 How are you happy? 1801 01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:37,780 Aren't you? 1802 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:38,780 No. 1803 01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:41,780 Do you have everything you need right here? 1804 01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:42,780 But I don't have you. 1805 01:03:42,780 --> 01:03:45,780 Hey, we made an agreement. 1806 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,780 No, Jake, you made an agreement. 1807 01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:52,780 You've been scared of me ever since the day I got to this house and I don't know why. 1808 01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:54,780 And I'm not stupid, okay? 1809 01:03:54,780 --> 01:03:58,780 I can see that I'm under your skin just as much as you're under mine. 1810 01:03:58,780 --> 01:04:00,780 I think. 1811 01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:02,780 I think I could love you. 1812 01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:05,780 Could you ever feel the same? 1813 01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:06,780 I'm not sure. 1814 01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:07,780 I'm sure. 1815 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:08,780 So say it. 1816 01:04:08,780 --> 01:04:09,780 Come on. 1817 01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:10,780 You know that. 1818 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:21,780 You know that I have a hard time saying what I feel. 1819 01:04:21,780 --> 01:04:27,780 No, I think you have a hard time feeling what you feel. 1820 01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:28,780 I made a mistake. 1821 01:04:28,780 --> 01:04:31,780 I'm going to back up my things and I'm going to get a job. 1822 01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:36,780 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 1823 01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:41,780 Well, if you ain't knowing, I ain't telling. 1824 01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:46,780 I just can't wish you'd stop. 1825 01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:49,780 I'll never cross. 1826 01:04:49,780 --> 01:04:52,780 I'll never cross. 1827 01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:57,780 I'll never cross. 1828 01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:59,780 I'll never cross. 1829 01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:02,780 I'll never slide. 1830 01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:03,780 I don't get too far. 1831 01:05:03,780 --> 01:05:07,780 Maybe you're just not the one. 1832 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:12,780 I can't make things so self because I never saw you. 1833 01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:13,780 I can't hold anywhere. 1834 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:16,780 So I'll do all this thing. 1835 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,780 I wanted to do. 1836 01:05:19,780 --> 01:05:20,780 I wanted to do. 1837 01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:23,780 I was you. 1838 01:05:23,780 --> 01:05:26,780 Were you a waste of time? 1839 01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:31,780 I'm literally at the door. 1840 01:05:31,780 --> 01:05:32,780 Somebody's coming. 1841 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,780 I don't know. 1842 01:05:33,780 --> 01:05:34,780 I don't see her. 1843 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:37,780 I mean, I'm waiting for someone to... 1844 01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:38,780 Hi, again. 1845 01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:41,780 Hi, is my sister here? 1846 01:05:41,780 --> 01:05:43,780 No, she left about a week ago. 1847 01:05:43,780 --> 01:05:44,780 Got her job in the corner. 1848 01:05:44,780 --> 01:05:46,780 She's not here, Mom. 1849 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:47,780 She... 1850 01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:48,780 She's done. 1851 01:05:48,780 --> 01:05:49,780 She's out at me. 1852 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:50,780 She hung up. 1853 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:51,780 You don't have a smartphone? 1854 01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:52,780 Mother won't allow it. 1855 01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:54,780 She's afraid of what I might see on the internet. 1856 01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:55,780 Oh, right. 1857 01:05:55,780 --> 01:06:05,780 I have Jenny's new address in my room if you want to come in for a cold drink. 1858 01:06:05,780 --> 01:06:09,780 So what was their name again? 1859 01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:16,780 Hi, Jake. 1860 01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:17,780 Again. 1861 01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:20,780 So you got a job at sex shop? 1862 01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:23,780 It's an art gallery. 1863 01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:24,780 That's a pity. 1864 01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:25,780 Sex sales. 1865 01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:27,780 Well, art sells for more and it's dirtier. 1866 01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:28,780 Oh, hi. 1867 01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:29,780 Good afternoon. 1868 01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:31,780 Please take a look around. 1869 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:32,780 Thank you. 1870 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,780 Jenny, I miss you. 1871 01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:34,780 I need to talk. 1872 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:41,780 Well, I don't miss you, Jake. 1873 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,780 Okay? 1874 01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:46,780 Oh, bastard. 1875 01:06:46,780 --> 01:06:48,780 Remarkable, isn't it? 1876 01:06:48,780 --> 01:06:51,780 It is in fact the actual penis of the artist. 1877 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:52,780 His own penis. 1878 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:54,780 Yes, his very last direction. 1879 01:06:54,780 --> 01:06:59,780 He had it injected with a quick drying elastomer moments before it was surgically removed. 1880 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:02,780 Why would he want to lose his penis? 1881 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:05,780 To become a better human being. 1882 01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:08,780 So, so this is the real thing. 1883 01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:09,780 Yep. 1884 01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:11,780 She just wanted to be rid of the damn thing. 1885 01:07:11,780 --> 01:07:19,780 Now, while he was an expensive artist, she is even more so. 1886 01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:22,780 Jenny, you need to come back to the house. 1887 01:07:22,780 --> 01:07:23,780 Jake, no, please. 1888 01:07:23,780 --> 01:07:25,780 I'm working off a commission and I haven't made a single sale. 1889 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:26,780 Can you please go? 1890 01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:28,780 But you really need to come back. 1891 01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:29,780 Can you actually use this? 1892 01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:30,780 Oh, yes. 1893 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:34,780 The artist is very keen on her penis being used now that she's finished with it. 1894 01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:37,780 She sees it as a combination of life after death and recycling. 1895 01:07:37,780 --> 01:07:40,780 Can we try it out? 1896 01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:43,780 Uh, can you try it out? 1897 01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,780 Uh-huh. 1898 01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:45,780 Uh, no, I'm afraid not. 1899 01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:51,780 Uh, but you can touch it, I guess. 1900 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,780 Oh my God. 1901 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,780 It's perfect. 1902 01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:56,780 We'll take it. 1903 01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:59,780 But it's $25,000 for art like this, that's cheap. 1904 01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:00,780 Okay, you guys, it's fake. 1905 01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:01,780 It's a fake penis. 1906 01:08:01,780 --> 01:08:02,780 It's not real. 1907 01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:04,780 Oh, we know that. 1908 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:05,780 Look at what you know. 1909 01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:08,780 You could just go like buy and build hours. 1910 01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:09,780 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1911 01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:10,780 Then we'd have to hide it. 1912 01:08:10,780 --> 01:08:11,780 Now, this is art. 1913 01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:13,780 We can display this in our living room. 1914 01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:14,780 We'll take it. 1915 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:15,780 Okay. 1916 01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:20,780 Okay. 1917 01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:23,780 Hey, everybody. 1918 01:08:23,780 --> 01:08:24,780 Look who it is. 1919 01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:27,780 Hey, guys and gals. 1920 01:08:27,780 --> 01:08:28,780 Oh, Virginia. 1921 01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:30,780 Hi. 1922 01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:32,780 Okay. 1923 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:35,780 What the fuck is going on? 1924 01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:38,780 You need to go see Leslie. 1925 01:08:38,780 --> 01:08:41,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1926 01:08:41,780 --> 01:08:43,780 [SCREAMING] 1927 01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:53,780 Seriously? 1928 01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:55,780 Ginny, I wanted to tell you. 1929 01:08:55,780 --> 01:08:57,780 Ginny, I wanted to tell you. 1930 01:08:57,780 --> 01:08:58,780 I just didn't know how. 1931 01:08:58,780 --> 01:09:00,780 I was scared you were going to tell Mom. 1932 01:09:00,780 --> 01:09:04,780 And this is not just sex, although, God, 1933 01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,780 the sex is so great. 1934 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:08,780 I didn't even know it was possible. 1935 01:09:08,780 --> 01:09:09,780 I mean, I can't. 1936 01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:11,780 And I can't stop coming. 1937 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:12,780 I know it's wicked. 1938 01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:14,780 I just feel so completely right. 1939 01:09:14,780 --> 01:09:16,780 And I love this woman so much. 1940 01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:17,780 Please tell me it's okay. 1941 01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:19,780 I know it's not what's-- 1942 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:20,780 Stop. 1943 01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:21,780 It's beautiful. 1944 01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:24,780 Oh, I am so glad we didn't fuck. 1945 01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:25,780 Fuck. 1946 01:09:25,780 --> 01:09:26,780 Fuck, yeah. 1947 01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:28,780 So am I. 1948 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:29,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1949 01:09:29,780 --> 01:09:30,780 Dantarada! 1950 01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:32,780 There she is. 1951 01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:33,780 I got it! 1952 01:09:33,780 --> 01:09:34,780 I graduated. 1953 01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:36,780 And I got offered a job. 1954 01:09:36,780 --> 01:09:38,780 [SCREAMING] 1955 01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:40,780 [LAUGHING] 1956 01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:42,780 I did it. 1957 01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:46,780 Now that everyone's here, I have an announcement to make. 1958 01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:47,780 Take a seat. 1959 01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:49,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1960 01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:51,780 [SIGHS] 1961 01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:55,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1962 01:09:55,780 --> 01:10:00,780 Before we leave the house, I'm getting married! 1963 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:01,780 [SIGHS] 1964 01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:03,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1965 01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:05,780 Wait, what? 1966 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1967 01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:09,780 [APPLAUSE] 1968 01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:10,780 No, no, no. 1969 01:10:10,780 --> 01:10:12,780 His name is Winston. 1970 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,780 We met at a party. 1971 01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:16,780 He rolled off of some girl, our eyes met. 1972 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:18,780 And there he was. 1973 01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:20,780 Oh, that is so romantic. 1974 01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:22,780 What kind of person is he? 1975 01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:23,780 Six inches. 1976 01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:24,780 Beer bottle. 1977 01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,780 Beer can. 1978 01:10:25,780 --> 01:10:27,780 Oh, my goodness! 1979 01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:28,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1980 01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:29,780 Sweetie! 1981 01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:30,780 But does he love you? 1982 01:10:30,780 --> 01:10:32,780 Can't keep his hands off of me. 1983 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:35,780 Well, OK, there must be something special about him. 1984 01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:36,780 Oh, yeah. 1985 01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:37,780 Yeah. 1986 01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:38,780 Yeah. 1987 01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:40,780 So what is it? 1988 01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:41,780 Yeah. 1989 01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:45,780 He bends to the left. 1990 01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:47,780 You what? 1991 01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:49,780 I have a displaced G spot. 1992 01:10:49,780 --> 01:10:52,780 He's over to the right, and he bends to the left, so it's perfect. 1993 01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:53,780 I'm sorry. 1994 01:10:53,780 --> 01:10:56,780 You're going to marry a man because his penis bends to the left. 1995 01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:57,780 Oh, don't you worry. 1996 01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:59,780 I'll make it work. 1997 01:10:59,780 --> 01:11:02,780 Congratulations, you idiot! 1998 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,780 [SCREAMING] 1999 01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:06,780 [LAUGHTER] 2000 01:11:06,780 --> 01:11:08,780 [LAUGHTER] 2001 01:11:08,780 --> 01:11:09,780 Hey, Cindy. 2002 01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:12,780 You're going to wear something crazy to the wedding? 2003 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:14,780 I don't think I can go to the wedding. 2004 01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:15,780 What? 2005 01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:16,780 What? 2006 01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:17,780 What? 2007 01:11:17,780 --> 01:11:18,780 Why not? 2008 01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:20,780 I'll get you. 2009 01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:24,780 You're moving on with your career, and you're getting married. 2010 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:28,780 Meanwhile, I've been doing this same job for 15 years, 2011 01:11:28,780 --> 01:11:30,780 and I've never even had a real boyfriend. 2012 01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:32,780 I've gotta go on my room. 2013 01:11:32,780 --> 01:11:33,780 No, wait. 2014 01:11:33,780 --> 01:11:34,780 Sweet. 2015 01:11:34,780 --> 01:11:43,780 Steve, you cannot interfere. 2016 01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:44,780 Oh, shit. 2017 01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:47,780 Come on, Mr. Pears, we can talk to you. 2018 01:11:47,780 --> 01:11:49,780 What's up, you see? 2019 01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:51,780 Speak. 2020 01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:52,780 I-- 2021 01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,780 I think you should get the guys back online. 2022 01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:56,780 They miss you. 2023 01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:58,780 And. 2024 01:11:58,780 --> 01:12:03,780 And I can't bear to see you unhappy. 2025 01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:06,780 Because. 2026 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:08,780 Because I-- 2027 01:12:08,780 --> 01:12:09,780 I love you. 2028 01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:10,780 [GASP] 2029 01:12:10,780 --> 01:12:12,780 But you never said. 2030 01:12:12,780 --> 01:12:14,780 Because I thought the guys would get mad at me. 2031 01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:16,780 Oh, wait. 2032 01:12:16,780 --> 01:12:19,780 I guess no one would want all the guys there watching. 2033 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:20,780 Actually? 2034 01:12:20,780 --> 01:12:22,780 That kind of turns me on. 2035 01:12:22,780 --> 01:12:25,780 Then why the fuck didn't you tell me? 2036 01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:27,780 I wouldn't you turn on the cam. 2037 01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:30,780 Get the guys back online right now. 2038 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:31,780 Now, thought there's-- 2039 01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,780 Take off your clothes. 2040 01:12:33,780 --> 01:12:35,780 And I'm the bad naked. 2041 01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:36,780 You-- 2042 01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:38,780 [GASP] 2043 01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,780 Good. 2044 01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:41,780 Wait, Sydney. 2045 01:12:41,780 --> 01:12:42,780 Does it mean-- 2046 01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:43,780 Oh, yeah. 2047 01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:44,780 We cannot stay in the house. 2048 01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:45,780 [GASP] 2049 01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:46,780 [GASP] 2050 01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:49,780 Steve, you were brilliant. 2051 01:12:49,780 --> 01:12:51,780 I never knew you had feelings. 2052 01:12:51,780 --> 01:12:52,780 Sure do. 2053 01:12:52,780 --> 01:12:54,780 I should keep him in my dick. 2054 01:12:54,780 --> 01:12:56,780 My kind of guy. 2055 01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:57,780 [GASP] 2056 01:12:57,780 --> 01:12:59,780 [GASP] 2057 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:03,780 So this means you can say at the house again, right? 2058 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:04,780 No, Jay. 2059 01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:06,780 I'll see you at the wedding. 2060 01:13:06,780 --> 01:13:09,780 [GASP] 2061 01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:13,780 You have the brain the size of one of my testicles. 2062 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:15,780 Look, I know what you all think, OK? 2063 01:13:15,780 --> 01:13:16,780 But you just don't get it. 2064 01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:19,780 Virginia doesn't want all of that stuff. 2065 01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:20,780 Jesus sends a whole person. 2066 01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:22,780 She doesn't want to ruin what we have. 2067 01:13:22,780 --> 01:13:23,780 What am I going to do? 2068 01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:24,780 Chase after her? 2069 01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,780 How's that going to look, right? 2070 01:13:26,780 --> 01:13:27,780 [CHUCKLES] 2071 01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:28,780 And then what am I going to say? 2072 01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:30,780 Virginia, I love you. 2073 01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2074 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:36,780 Anyway, you don't even have testicles. 2075 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,780 Neither do you. 2076 01:13:38,780 --> 01:13:41,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2077 01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:47,780 Oh, hey, Jay. 2078 01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:48,780 Looking good. 2079 01:13:48,780 --> 01:13:49,780 I think so. 2080 01:13:49,780 --> 01:13:50,780 You too. 2081 01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:51,780 Mom died! 2082 01:13:51,780 --> 01:13:53,780 There you are! 2083 01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:56,780 So good to meet you. 2084 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:57,780 Oh! 2085 01:13:57,780 --> 01:14:00,780 So you're truly. 2086 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:01,780 Yes. 2087 01:14:01,780 --> 01:14:04,780 Where is he? 2088 01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:05,780 Him? 2089 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,780 Him? 2090 01:14:06,780 --> 01:14:10,780 Our son? 2091 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,780 You know him. 2092 01:14:12,780 --> 01:14:14,780 He takes a long to get dressed. 2093 01:14:14,780 --> 01:14:16,780 Why did you choose me? 2094 01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,780 Winston. 2095 01:14:18,780 --> 01:14:23,780 For sure, I know what his name is. 2096 01:14:23,780 --> 01:14:25,780 Why did you choose me? 2097 01:14:25,780 --> 01:14:26,780 Winston. 2098 01:14:26,780 --> 01:14:28,780 He's exactly right for me. 2099 01:14:28,780 --> 01:14:30,780 You know how big one does hit you right at the back? 2100 01:14:30,780 --> 01:14:32,780 Slams your wallet, can interior remodel. 2101 01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:34,780 And a small one, yeah. 2102 01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:36,780 It just tickles all the reflexes. 2103 01:14:36,780 --> 01:14:39,780 Well, Winston, he's right in the middle. 2104 01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:42,780 Real nice shape, big head, smooth shaft. 2105 01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:43,780 A little curve. 2106 01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:44,780 Oh my god. 2107 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:45,780 And incredibly hard. 2108 01:14:45,780 --> 01:14:47,780 Feels like he's made to measure with a pelvic bone, 2109 01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:49,780 like a Tyrannosaurus Rex. 2110 01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:51,780 It just hits my clip like a jackhammer. 2111 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:52,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2112 01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:54,780 Almost as good as my vibrator. 2113 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:55,780 And how many guys can you say that about? 2114 01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:57,780 I just come like your scissors. 2115 01:14:57,780 --> 01:15:03,780 Oh, you cannot save truly from herself. 2116 01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:06,780 Let's get this done, everybody. 2117 01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:10,780 The ceremony will be led by an ordained minister 2118 01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:13,780 from the Church of Perpetual Abandoned. 2119 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:17,780 My friend, Steve. 2120 01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:18,780 Thank you. 2121 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:19,780 Thank you. 2122 01:15:19,780 --> 01:15:20,780 Thank you. 2123 01:15:20,780 --> 01:15:27,780 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 2124 01:15:27,780 --> 01:15:28,780 Can you leave a love? 2125 01:15:28,780 --> 01:15:30,780 Let's cut right to the chase. 2126 01:15:30,780 --> 01:15:32,780 Hold a beam. 2127 01:15:32,780 --> 01:15:34,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2128 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:48,780 [CHEERING] 2129 01:15:48,780 --> 01:15:58,780 Thank you, sister. 2130 01:15:58,780 --> 01:15:59,780 Jesus, Jesus. 2131 01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:01,780 Brother, shake. 2132 01:16:01,780 --> 01:16:03,780 Now I have been told to make this quick 2133 01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:05,780 so that we may get back to our party. 2134 01:16:05,780 --> 01:16:08,780 Yeah, no rings, except for this one. 2135 01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:09,780 Oh. 2136 01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:10,780 Oh, wonderful. 2137 01:16:10,780 --> 01:16:12,780 Now, do you, Winston, dude? 2138 01:16:12,780 --> 01:16:16,780 Do you take this woman truly to be your lovely wedding wife? 2139 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:17,780 He does. 2140 01:16:17,780 --> 01:16:19,780 Yeah, yes, I see that. 2141 01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:24,780 Oh, please, I want her to give my atherous. 2142 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:27,780 Yeah, not this one. 2143 01:16:27,780 --> 01:16:31,780 Okay, so I do. 2144 01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:32,780 I do. 2145 01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:33,780 I do. 2146 01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:34,780 I do. 2147 01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:35,780 Wonderful, wonderful. 2148 01:16:35,780 --> 01:16:37,780 Now, do you truly? 2149 01:16:37,780 --> 01:16:38,780 Pulling, pull, pull, pull. 2150 01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:39,780 Can I do my pull or no? 2151 01:16:39,780 --> 01:16:40,780 We have a ball. 2152 01:16:40,780 --> 01:16:41,780 Oh, no. 2153 01:16:41,780 --> 01:16:45,780 Hey, so I watched this movie and they got married. 2154 01:16:45,780 --> 01:16:48,780 And some guy said a poem, crying, everyone. 2155 01:16:48,780 --> 01:16:50,780 Maybe it was a funeral. 2156 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,780 Same fucking thing, right? 2157 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:53,780 [LAUGHTER] 2158 01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:54,780 Sorry, sorry. 2159 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:56,780 Anyway. 2160 01:16:56,780 --> 01:17:00,780 Before we sign our oath, my love, we can't depend on luck. 2161 01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:03,780 One thing we must agree, my job, and that's the way we fuck. 2162 01:17:03,780 --> 01:17:06,780 If you see a girl you want my love, go on. 2163 01:17:06,780 --> 01:17:07,780 Take a chance. 2164 01:17:07,780 --> 01:17:09,780 Give her all the dick you got. 2165 01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:11,780 Give me your romance. 2166 01:17:11,780 --> 01:17:13,780 See, a boy you want my love. 2167 01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:14,780 Take him by the hair. 2168 01:17:14,780 --> 01:17:15,780 Yeah. 2169 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:18,780 Take him any way you want as long as I can share. 2170 01:17:18,780 --> 01:17:21,780 So bring it home to me, my love. 2171 01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:24,780 Let our love be free. 2172 01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:26,780 Have sex with anything you like. 2173 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:28,780 Just bring it home to me. 2174 01:17:28,780 --> 01:17:32,780 All right. 2175 01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:34,780 Let's hit it. 2176 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:39,780 Well, um, do you truly take him a Winston? 2177 01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:42,780 Yes, Winston, to be your lovely, wedded wife. 2178 01:17:42,780 --> 01:17:44,780 husband. 2179 01:17:44,780 --> 01:17:45,780 Both. 2180 01:17:45,780 --> 01:17:47,780 Yes, I do. 2181 01:17:47,780 --> 01:17:48,780 Wonderful. 2182 01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:52,780 Well, now by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you. 2183 01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:54,780 Man, and wow. 2184 01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:56,780 Yeah! 2185 01:17:56,780 --> 01:18:06,780 I love you so much. 2186 01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:08,780 I love you so much. 2187 01:18:08,780 --> 01:18:10,780 I love you so much. 2188 01:18:10,780 --> 01:18:12,780 Oh, my God. 2189 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,780 Yes, everyone in the pool. 2190 01:18:22,780 --> 01:18:24,780 Yes! 2191 01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:26,780 Go, go! 2192 01:18:26,780 --> 01:18:28,780 Go, go! 2193 01:18:28,780 --> 01:18:30,780 [LAUGHTER] 2194 01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:32,780 Go! 2195 01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:34,780 Go, go, go! 2196 01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:36,780 No, it's a key. 2197 01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:38,780 [LAUGHTER] 2198 01:18:38,780 --> 01:18:46,780 Oh, God. 2199 01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:48,780 Winston, your father. 2200 01:18:49,780 --> 01:18:51,780 Go away. 2201 01:18:51,780 --> 01:18:52,780 I know CPR. 2202 01:18:52,780 --> 01:18:53,780 No. 2203 01:18:53,780 --> 01:18:55,780 Get away from here. 2204 01:18:55,780 --> 01:18:57,780 Fuck off! 2205 01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:01,780 I haven't done this in years. 2206 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:04,780 I have been waiting to do this. 2207 01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:07,780 Oh, my entire life. 2208 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:09,780 [LAUGHTER] 2209 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:12,780 [CHEERING] 2210 01:19:15,780 --> 01:19:18,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2211 01:19:18,780 --> 01:19:23,780 Go on. 2212 01:19:23,780 --> 01:19:25,780 Ginny, you leave it again? 2213 01:19:25,780 --> 01:19:27,780 Maybe. 2214 01:19:27,780 --> 01:19:28,780 Can I embarrass you, Jake? 2215 01:19:28,780 --> 01:19:29,780 Not possible. 2216 01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:30,780 Try it. 2217 01:19:30,780 --> 01:19:32,780 You're a really good friend. 2218 01:19:32,780 --> 01:19:34,780 And thanks to you, I have a bunch more. 2219 01:19:34,780 --> 01:19:36,780 Oh, hello, Kate. 2220 01:19:36,780 --> 01:19:38,780 And there's nothing you could ever do to hurt me. 2221 01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:40,780 Except lie to me. 2222 01:19:40,780 --> 01:19:42,780 What would I possibly have to lie to you about? 2223 01:19:42,780 --> 01:19:43,780 And would you see me? 2224 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:44,780 Screwing everything that moves, yeah. 2225 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:45,780 I know. 2226 01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:46,780 And that's all fine, Jake. 2227 01:19:46,780 --> 01:19:47,780 I like what you are. 2228 01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:49,780 And I don't want you to change. 2229 01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:53,780 But just promise me you won't stop change if it happens to you. 2230 01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:54,780 Yeah, sure. 2231 01:19:54,780 --> 01:19:56,780 OK. 2232 01:19:56,780 --> 01:19:58,780 Can we move on? 2233 01:19:58,780 --> 01:20:01,780 Winston, are you three the first of next month? 2234 01:20:01,780 --> 01:20:02,780 For you, yes. 2235 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:04,780 That's the day we get married. 2236 01:20:04,780 --> 01:20:05,780 What? 2237 01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:07,780 I'm thinking you love me. 2238 01:20:07,780 --> 01:20:08,780 Deny it. 2239 01:20:08,780 --> 01:20:09,780 I-- 2240 01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:12,780 Is this a joke? 2241 01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:13,780 Let's just hook up for a while. 2242 01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:14,780 For you, that means nothing. 2243 01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:15,780 We haven't even had sex. 2244 01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,780 You had your chance. 2245 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:20,780 Virginia, you can't force me to spend the rest of my life with you. 2246 01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,780 Well, then you're going to be without me for the rest of your life. 2247 01:20:22,780 --> 01:20:24,780 Which is worse? 2248 01:20:24,780 --> 01:20:27,780 Listen, Jake, I love you. 2249 01:20:27,780 --> 01:20:29,780 And this is the only way I'm going to get you. 2250 01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:33,780 So if you say no, we both walk away. 2251 01:20:33,780 --> 01:20:34,780 I'm not very good at saying it. 2252 01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:36,780 That's why I'm saying it for you. 2253 01:20:36,780 --> 01:20:38,780 I can't just make a decision. 2254 01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:39,780 I made it for you. 2255 01:20:39,780 --> 01:20:41,780 So you're saying I don't have any choice in this. 2256 01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:43,780 I don't have a choice right now. 2257 01:20:43,780 --> 01:20:44,780 Done? 2258 01:20:44,780 --> 01:20:45,780 Done. 2259 01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:48,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2260 01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:53,780 Congratulations, Jake. 2261 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:57,780 Here, the key to this car, we put the papers in the glove box. 2262 01:20:57,780 --> 01:21:03,780 Pack your stuff inside so you can take it, drive off, get on with your life, and never come back. 2263 01:21:03,780 --> 01:21:07,780 Oh, classic girl, classic car. 2264 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,780 What's it going to be, Jake? 2265 01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:11,780 Jake, life isn't about having choices. 2266 01:21:11,780 --> 01:21:12,780 It's about making them. 2267 01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:17,780 OK, I see what you're doing, everybody. 2268 01:21:17,780 --> 01:21:18,780 Thank you very much. 2269 01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:19,780 I appreciate it. 2270 01:21:19,780 --> 01:21:21,780 But I think it's a little too much. 2271 01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:23,780 I mean, I'm a pretty reasonable guy. 2272 01:21:23,780 --> 01:21:25,780 I mean, I don't know what I'm doing. 2273 01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:26,780 OK? 2274 01:21:26,780 --> 01:21:28,780 I think I definitely thought this over. 2275 01:21:28,780 --> 01:21:30,780 I mean, we have all my time. 2276 01:21:30,780 --> 01:21:31,780 Time is going to be done. 2277 01:21:31,780 --> 01:21:32,780 We have time. 2278 01:21:32,780 --> 01:21:33,780 Time is going to be done. 2279 01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:34,780 Keep it how it is. 2280 01:21:34,780 --> 01:21:35,780 Time is going to be done. 2281 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:36,780 Time is going to be done. 2282 01:21:36,780 --> 01:21:38,780 Time is going to be done. 2283 01:21:38,780 --> 01:21:40,780 Time is going to be done. 2284 01:21:40,780 --> 01:21:41,780 Keep it how it is. 2285 01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:43,780 Keep it how it is. 2286 01:21:43,780 --> 01:21:44,780 Keep it how it is. 2287 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:50,780 I mean, we need to do the rangers. 2288 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:51,780 Ah! 2289 01:21:51,780 --> 01:21:52,780 Do it. 2290 01:21:52,780 --> 01:22:00,780 Ah! 2291 01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:01,780 Ah! 2292 01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:13,780 Come on. 2293 01:22:13,780 --> 01:22:14,780 Let's do it. 2294 01:22:14,780 --> 01:22:15,780 Are you kidding? 2295 01:22:15,780 --> 01:22:16,780 No. 2296 01:22:16,780 --> 01:22:17,780 Yeah, why not? 2297 01:22:17,780 --> 01:22:18,780 This is Charlie's garage. 2298 01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:19,780 This is where we met. 2299 01:22:19,780 --> 01:22:20,780 OK. 2300 01:22:20,780 --> 01:22:21,780 Understand. 2301 01:22:21,780 --> 01:22:23,780 There's no chance you're going to make me come. 2302 01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:25,780 Jake, yes, I am. 2303 01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:26,780 No, I promise you. 2304 01:22:26,780 --> 01:22:27,780 It's not going to happen. 2305 01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,780 No, I'm really, really-- 2306 01:22:28,780 --> 01:22:29,780 No, I'm serious. 2307 01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:31,780 No, I'm really not way you're going to make me come. 2308 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:32,780 Ah! 2309 01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:43,780 Oh! 2310 01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:44,780 Oh! 2311 01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:45,780 Oh! 2312 01:22:46,780 --> 01:22:48,280 L'a'ala' me d-- 2313 01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:51,280 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2314 01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:54,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2315 01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:56,780 L'a'ala'ala's my love, and I'm not. 2316 01:22:56,780 --> 01:22:57,780 I'm not. 2317 01:22:57,780 --> 01:22:57,780 I just-- 2318 01:22:57,780 --> 01:22:58,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2319 01:22:58,780 --> 01:22:59,780 I just-- 2320 01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:00,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2321 01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:10,200 I love the 2322 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,200 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2323 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,500 I love the 2324 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2325 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:14,500 I love the 2326 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2327 01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:16,500 I love the 2328 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2329 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:18,500 I love the 2330 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2331 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,500 I love the 2332 01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2333 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:22,500 I love the 2334 01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2335 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,500 I will say 2336 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:29,500 that I have lost my mind. 2337 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,460 Get your 2338 01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:31,260 life 2339 01:23:31,260 --> 01:23:32,660 crazy game 2340 01:23:32,660 --> 01:23:33,700 and I'll 2341 01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:34,700 I'll 2342 01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:35,700 raise it. 2343 01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:36,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2344 01:23:36,700 --> 01:23:37,700 I'll raise it. 2345 01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:38,700 I'll raise it. 2346 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:39,700 I'll raise it. 2347 01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:40,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2348 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:41,700 I'll raise it. 2349 01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:42,700 I'll raise it. 2350 01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:43,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2351 01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:45,700 I'll raise it. 2352 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:47,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2353 01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:49,100 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2354 01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:52,300 Nice time, but you know that you can't take me. 2355 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:55,700 My name's Virginia, but I'm not your little lady. 2356 01:23:55,700 --> 01:23:58,900 Bad luck, you're not ever gonna claim me. 2357 01:23:58,900 --> 01:23:59,300 I'm the 2358 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:01,300 yes, we wanna say no, it's on me. 2359 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:02,300 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2360 01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,300 I'm saying 2361 01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:04,100 I 2362 01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:07,900 lost my mind. 2363 01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:08,740 Let your 2364 01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:09,420 life 2365 01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:09,580 and 2366 01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:10,180 raise 2367 01:24:10,180 --> 01:24:10,580 I'll raise it. 2368 01:24:10,580 --> 01:24:11,580 I'll raise it. 2369 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:12,580 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2370 01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:13,580 I'll raise it. 2371 01:24:13,580 --> 01:24:14,580 I'll raise it. 2372 01:24:14,580 --> 01:24:16,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2373 01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:17,780 I'll raise it. 2374 01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:19,900 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2375 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:20,700 I'll raise it. 2376 01:24:20,700 --> 01:24:23,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2377 01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:26,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2378 01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:27,500 I'll raise it. 2379 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:30,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2380 01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:32,260 ♪ And now ♪ 141165

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