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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:21,272 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC) 4 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,524 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 5 00:00:26,611 --> 00:00:30,364 Bonsoir. And hello there, ladies and gentlemans. 6 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:33,993 Welcome to The Jacques Culot Show. 7 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,287 - I am Jacques Culot. - (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 8 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:41,209 And today on our show we have a world traveler, adventurer, 9 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:46,339 explorer, a real travel bug, Lamor Piot. 10 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:51,302 Or, as he is known in English, Buster "The Body" Crab. 11 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,179 (SNIFFING) 12 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:56,807 Hello there, Buster. You are Canadian, that you are? 13 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,559 (SNIFFING DEEPLY) 14 00:00:58,726 --> 00:00:59,477 Eh? 15 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:02,396 (ROCK MUSIC) 16 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,989 Wow, man! 17 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:20,164 - You are Canadian? - Eh? 18 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:24,710 ♪ Ooh, how I love you 19 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:30,049 ♪ Marijuana, marijuana 20 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,385 (ROCK MUSIC) 21 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,145 MAN: Ow! 22 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,106 Hey, man. 23 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,525 (SHOUTING) Ow. 24 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,069 JACQUE: Buster, I think you left, some of your friends here. 25 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,281 Buster? I said Buster. 26 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,240 Buster, I think that... 27 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:58,369 ♪ Cruise lower than the bottom of my rims 28 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:03,040 ♪ I cruise down Whittier lookin' for some trim 29 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:06,752 ♪ Hey chica hermosa are you new to the scene? 30 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,715 ♪ I got the love machine right here in my jeans 31 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:14,427 ♪ Let me clear off a place for you to sit 32 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:15,803 (GROANING) 33 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,806 Hey... want a ride, man? 34 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:22,268 Hey, man, come on in. What's happening? 35 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,812 - Hey. Hey, close that door. - Yeah, man. 36 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:27,523 Hey, man, as soon as that light change we'll go. 37 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,191 Yeah, thanks a lot for stopping. 38 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:32,611 That's cool, man. Hey, I pick up hippies hitchhiking all the time, man. 39 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,822 - Far out, man. - Hey, hey, you like my car, man? 40 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,908 Oh, yeah, man. I really like the dingle balls, man. 41 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,744 I put it in myself, man. 42 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,079 Hey, man, did you notice the name as you came in here? 43 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,165 - The name, man? - Yeah, the name of the car. 44 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,751 - Oh, no. I didn't notice. - It's La Bamba. 45 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,461 (UP-TEMPO MUSIC) 46 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,338 (SHOUTING) 47 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,672 (GRUNTS) 48 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,363 MAN: Hey, hey, man. 49 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,865 Hey, come on, man. 50 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:20,785 Oh, hey, man. Like wow, man. 51 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,286 Hey, man. How far you going? 52 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,497 To the end of the block, man. You know. 53 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,624 Oh, hey, man. Take it easy, man. 54 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,668 You act like you've got some dope on you, man. 55 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,545 Hey, you don't got no dope on you, do you? 56 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,172 Oh, no, man. I never carry that shit, man. 57 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:36,258 Well, if you don't, man, I do. Here. Light this up. 58 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,302 Oh, far out, man. 59 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:41,639 It's really good stuff too, man. 60 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:43,224 Hey, you know, like I was telling you before, man, 61 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,518 I always pick up people you see hitchhiking, you know, man? 62 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,021 Because nowadays, you know, nobody's got a car, man, or money. 63 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:51,315 You know, so if you've got something, man, you share it with other guys. 64 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,901 You know? And you, I mean, everybody shares stuff nowadays. 65 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:57,363 You know what I mean? Like if you don't... 66 00:03:57,530 --> 00:03:59,490 - ...if you don't... - (MAN INHALING QUICKLY) 67 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:03,452 I said everybody shares stuff, man! 68 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:05,996 (STAMMERING) 69 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:14,588 Oh, hey, man, I'll ring it out for you, man. 70 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,341 Shit, man, you've got no class. 71 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,052 Hey, well, let's get stoned, huh? Here you go. 72 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,304 (INHALING DEEPLY) 73 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,682 (TIRES SCREECHING) 74 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:32,773 Hey, man. Hate to bug you or anything, man, 75 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,776 but do you want to open up your eyes for a minute, man, you know? 76 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,570 - (SPUTTERING) - Like you just drove through 77 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,530 - a red light, man. - (CARS HONKING) 78 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,823 Hey, where are we, man? 79 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,492 Oh, well, don't stop here, man. Now come on. 80 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,077 This is the middle of the intersection. 81 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,413 - Oh, hey. - Oh, wow. 82 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:50,207 MAN 2: Hey, man. Tell you what, I'll stop twice at the next one. OK? 83 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:53,419 Hey, listen, man. Do you want me to drive? You know. 84 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:56,839 No, man. I'm cool. Tell you what, I'll only go five miles an hour, OK? 85 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,467 We won't attract attention that way. 86 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:03,262 Hey, red. Oh, hey, look at the lights. 87 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:06,724 (LAUGHING) Hey, man. Look at that one blinking on and off. 88 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,476 "Don't walk. Don't walk." 89 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,313 Look there's a blue one over there. 90 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,857 Oh, look at that green one! 91 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:18,110 Hey, man, look at that red one in the mirror there. 92 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,197 Oh, hey, man, the cops are behind us. 93 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,074 No! Don't turn around, man! Just sit there and act natural. 94 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,076 Oh, man. 95 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:29,497 Hey, they're still behind us, man. Why don't you get rid of that stuff, OK? 96 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,290 I'm getting rid of it, man. (INHALING) 97 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,584 No, man. Not that way. Eat it, man! 98 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,336 Oh, man. I can't eat it. I've got a whole pocketful man. 99 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,587 Hey, man! They're right behind us. 100 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,964 They're getting closer. Oh, shit, man. 101 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,883 Here, eat these too. 102 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:44,720 Come on man, they're getting closer. Oh, shit man. Here, here, down these. 103 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:48,849 - Hey, man. I can't eat all these reds. - Hey, come on, man. Get them down. 104 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,768 Just put the wine in the glove compartment. 105 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,896 Please don't get us! Oh, hey, man. Oh, man. 106 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,690 They just turned on the red light, man! Here! Drop this acid! 107 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,526 There goes the siren, man! 108 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,362 (UNINTELLIGIBLE) 109 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,618 (LAUGHING) 110 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:13,082 Hey, man. Guess what? It was only an ambulance. 111 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:17,628 - Hey, light up another one. - (ROCK MUSIC) 112 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,848 (SCREAMING) 113 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,310 ♪ I'm a pretty boy 114 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:37,565 ♪ I enjoy lattes with soy 115 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,360 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) 116 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:45,072 Hey, man. Two more cars and we're there. Better tell those guys to be quiet. 117 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:47,575 Hey, you guys! Be quiet, man! 118 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,660 We're almost at the ticket thing. 119 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,620 Hey, man. One more car. 120 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:55,833 Hey, shut up, you guys! Hey, man! Shut up! Here comes the dude! 121 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,875 Hey, man. Be quiet. Here he comes. 122 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,836 - Hi! - How many tonight? 123 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:00,170 Oh, how many tickets? 124 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,841 Well, there's just me and him. We're just here together, 125 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:07,845 and, I mean, like we're not together, you know, like that way... 126 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:10,180 Like, I mean, we're like, we're gonna meet some girls inside, man. 127 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,267 You know, like pick them up, you know. 128 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,853 So I guess there's just me and him, like... 129 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,354 - (CARS HONKING) - So one for him and one for me. 130 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,064 Well, that's two. We'll take two tickets. 131 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,232 Ain't that right, man? 132 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,318 What's the hassle, man? 133 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,904 - There's no hassle, man. Just... - Hey, are you giving us a hassle, man? 134 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,700 - MAN 2: He ain't giving us no hassle. - There's no only two of us! That's all. 135 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,577 Yeah, that's right. There's only two of us. 136 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,704 - That will be one dollar. - MAN 2: Oh, a dollar. 137 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,956 Hey, man. You got fifty cents? 138 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,461 There you go. Thank you, man. 139 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,758 Hey, we did it, man. 140 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,344 Man, we were so slick, man. 141 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,889 Hey, you're really a smooth talker, man. 142 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:55,017 Man, you've just got to know how to lay it on them dudes, man. 143 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:58,228 Hey, you're Mr. Cool when you want to be, aren't you? 144 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,731 Old cucumber head, they call me, man. 145 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:03,317 Hey, come o119655

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