All language subtitles for Tasty

(music)

- [Radio Host] It's time to rise and shine,
it's a bright sunny day outside.

High today should be up near 85 degrees,
so you may want to head for the beach.

Top of the morning
to you, you're listening

to radio KNUT FM,
and that's number 96 on your dial.

♪ KNUT, 96 on your radio dial ♪

- It's seven AM, and I'm
Dr. Joergen in the morning,

and we're going to start your day
off right with some rock and roll.

(music)

♪ You're going the see what the fuss is about ♪

♪ someone else is minding the store ♪

♪ Tasty's in command and what she has planned ♪

♪ is entertainment, free, yelling for more, more, more, more, more, more ♪

(moaning)

- Come on, Gary.

Just a few more minutes.

Won't take long.

- I don't know,
I have to go to the station.

It's ten after already.

- Come on, just a quickie.

Huh?

(music)

♪ Everybody's whispering about the change to come ♪

♪ everybody but you ♪

♪ Even your wife's listening while McMahon's on the run ♪

♪ Gets it where and when he can ♪

♪ at work, in his van ♪

♪ Why be angry, you'd do it too ♪

- Baby, it feels good.

Ooh.

But I have to go to the station.

- You're the boss,
you can go anytime you want.

(music)

(moaning)

♪ With Tasty and friends the heat never ends ♪

♪ just when you think they're finished ♪

♪ they're on the top again ♪

♪ On the top again ♪

- This is Dr. Joergen signing
off with some up music to prepare you

for your day.

Hello, Tasty, you sexy treat.

- Good morning Dodger.

- You're right on time as usual,
which is more than I can say for Legman.

- I guess it's just you and me then.

- I guess it's just you
because I've got to get out of here.

- Aren't you forgetting something?

- What?

- Well, the big meeting, first Monday
of every month, remember?

Where we get the usual riot act
from the big chief.

- Right and Conners
will be right on time as usual.

(chuckles)

- Mr. Perfection,

that's what he expects
from everybody else.

- Well, I'm going to go take a break,
I've got to get out of here.

- Yes, five minutes to blast off.

Enjoy it while you can.

- See you at the meeting.

♪ Tasty in the morning, KNUT ♪

- This is Tasty Tastums.

You're a cheerful good morning girl.

Getting all you sleepy heads out of bed
and entertaining all the commuters

out there.

In just a moment we'll be giving you
the update on the freeway situation.

But for now, let's hear a little
light rock from Mother's Syrup.

(music)

♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪

♪ oh, yeah, baby ♪

♪ You drive me crazy ♪

♪ you drive me crazy with your love. ♪

♪ When you do the things you do do to me ♪

♪ baby I'm blinded by your love ♪

♪ When you do the things you do to me, baby ♪

♪ I'm blinded by your love ♪

♪ I'm blinded by your love ♪

♪ I'm blinded by your love ♪

- [Tasty] Well, that was some wonderful
get-me-up and on-the-road music.

And we'll have that condition
on the latest traffic report

in just a few minutes.

First, some smooth rhythms
from some of your favorite people,

The Plumb Lines.

(music)

- Oh, baby, I want you to
fuck me in my mouth.

I want you to cum
all over my mouth, all over my face.

(moaning)

- Suck that cock.

Oh, suck it hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, suck that big cock.

Take it all in, oh yeah.

(moaning)

-Oh, yeah.

[moans and groans]

Oh.

(chuckles)

♪ KNUT, 96 on the radio dial ♪
(moans)

(chuckles)

Oh, yeah.

- Good morning again to you all.

For all you sleepy-eyed working people
out there trying to make another day,

here's a little help from CultureCraft.

Afterwards, we will definitely
be giving you that freeway update.

- What?

Freeway update?

After the number?

Shit!

I haven't even written it yet.

I'll get her for this.

I got to go get out of here.

(music)

- Where is that asshole?

The report's almost due
and he isn't even here yet.

- Shit.

-Sally, I have some papers for you
to file.

- I've got some filing
to do with Legs first.

- And that was some amazing
noise we just heard.

Now for that traffic report
we've all been waiting for.

- Don't get caught in a jam,
tune in the Legman.

- Legman Mack here bringing you the
latest on the freeway situation.

All freeways are running normal,
although heavy with early morning traffic.

Umm...

the 405 had a mishap about twenty
minutes ago in the northbound lane.

That tied up traffic
for a couple of miles.

That's been cleared away
and uh, uh, everything's back to normal.

Now the 210 freeway
is running along smoothly.

- And the Hollywood freeway is running
into a little smog into the pass,

but that's nothing normal.

- Hell, I was just on the goddamn freeway.

It was the worst jam this year.

I should have fired that guy
before I even hired him.

- Uh, back to you, Tasty.

- Thank you, Legman.

That was a very concise
report we just heard.

Now for some more music back
from the Electric Cool Shoes.

(moaning)

- Legman?

- Oh, yes.

- I swear to God either you get your shit
together or I'm going to do my best

to get you bounced.

(moaning)

- Oh, yes.

(moans)

Oh, yes.

Yes, the whole thing in your mouth.

Ooh.

(moans)

Oh, yes.

(moans)
(music)

- Just take these pants off.
I want you to fuck me.

- Right here?
- Yes.

(moans)

(moaning)

Yes.

- Oh, I'll fuck you right on my desk.

(moaning)

Ooh. Squeeze those nipples.

Yeah.

(moans)

Yes.

-Oh, yeah,

oh, God.

(moaning)

-Yeah, here it comes.

(moaning)

- Good morning, Evelyn.

- Oh, Mr. Conners.

It's Judd Rhines.

- Oh, shit.

I don't want to talk to him.
Tell him I'm not here.

- Uh, he's not on the phone.
He's in your office.

-Damn!

Why did you let him in?

- Well, because he said he'd drop
all the ads this morning

if I didn't let him in.

- Good reason.

Judd, what brings you here?

- You know damn well why I'm here.

Sit down, Gary.

- Judd, I'm afraid I don't know
what you're talking about.

- Ratings, Gary.

- What ratings?
- Your ratings,

KNUT's ratings.

Gary, they're shit.

- Oh, those ratings.

Uhh, uh, they're not quite what
we expected for this quarter.

- Gary, if they're not up
by the end of the week,

I'm going to pull every damn
ad I'm running with you.

I don't think I need to tell you
what'll happen if Watermelons

and Rhines pulls their ads.

- Now, now,

Judd, don't you think
you're overreacting a bit here?

- Not one damn bit.

By the end of the week, understand?

- Ohh.

(sighs)

Oh.

- Here you go, Mr. Conners.

Take these.
- Oh, yes.

- You're going to need them.

He's been riding you hard?

- That's an understatement.

We are faced with a major crisis, Evelyn.

Major.

- Just take a deep breath.

(exhales)
- That's right.

You really shouldn't let
this worry you, Mr. Conners.

He says the same thing every month.

- I know.

- He just likes driving down here
to let off some steam.

- I know he does.

- Now why else would
a big advertising agent drive all the way

down here just to talk to us?

If he really wanted to pull
some ads, he'd use the phone.

- There's no logic to this guy.

He is a born sadist.

I know for a fact he is.

I know he says the same thing every month
and I know he likes to blow off steam,

but the difference is now I think
he really means it.

- Oh, come on.

Do you really think so?

- I know so.

Before the ratings were just going down,
now the ratings are so low,

oh, I think there's no place
else to go but under.

- You have a point.
Mr. Conners.

- Now get those idiotic DJs
into the conference room right now.

- Right away, Mr. Conners.

- And that was some wild rhythm
by the Brass Knuckles singing

for your listening pleasure
"How'd You Like A Poke in The Eye?”

I know I wouldn't,

but it's a catchy little tune
for this bright,

sunny southern California weather.

Now, how about a really great classic,
"Flight Of The Bullfrog”

by a real rockabilly band called Pigsty?

- It's time for the big meeting.

- Oh, no, this again?

- Oh, yes, this again.

Get ready for a heavy one this time.

- And now, for thirty minutes
nonstop rock and roll.

(music)

- You guys are a bunch of pinheads.

You are the worst DJs I've
ever seen in radio

and you better do something about it

because you are all going
to be standing on line like assholes

in the unemployment office.

- He gives that same speech every month.

- What's that, Dodger?
- I was just saying

that we've done everything we can.

We've tried specializing in rock
and roll, uh, rhythm and blues.

- Look, Conners, I've been in this station
since we've been playing Country Western

and bluegrass and all that shit
and nothing has worked.

- Yes, not to mention
all that punk rock, new wave,

and the other anti-music noise last year.

- Yeah, and the listeners kept complaining.

We played the same songs over and over.

- Everybody does top 40.

- Exactly.

That's what you guys have
to come up with, something different,

a new formula for KNUT that works.

- But we've tried everything, Boss.

- And you, that freeway report
you did was totally inaccurate.

I was on the freeway this morning

and there was a fifteen-car pileup,
and you said the freeway

was clear

and I had to tune into KBUT to find out
what the fuck was going on

and you know what mood listening
to KBUT gets me into?

- I'm sorry, boss,
but that's the way it came

over the computer.

You know? I mean,

we just have to get our
updates faster,

that's all.
- Update my ass.

You fucked up, Mack,
because you were fucking up.

The next time you're fired.

- Jeez, he's really riding Legman today.

- I don't think this is a usual bull.

- Now, I get the feeling
that you guys think

that I was playing games this past year.

I just got the word from our
largest advertising company,

Watermelons and Rhines,

that unless the ratings
are up by next week,

kaput!

If they pull out,

that's your jobs.

At this point,

I don't care what you do.

I don't even want to listen
to your stupid asinine ideas.

I don't care what you do
to improve the ratings.

I just want them up
by the end of the week.

Now I'm going to leave this room.

I'm going to let you guys think
about what's going on and let

this new crisis sink in a bit.

If the ratings aren't up by Friday,

I'm not going to fire you

because there's not going to be
a station to fire you from.

Understand?

(music)

- Pretty grim pep talk
this morning, wasn't it?

- Grim? Hell.
That was a nuclear siege.

- I've never seen him that upset.

- Judd Rhines was in this morning.

- Yeah, but he's here once
a month with the same speech.

- Yeah, but this time he thinks
he really means it.

Rhines is so pissed.

He wants Conners to bleed
before this station goes under.

- That sounds bad.

- So what are we going to do?

- Actually, I got an idea.

The way I look at it,
we're all going to be

out of a job by the end
of next week anyway, right?

- That's a fair assessment
of the situation.

- So why don't we just blow it off?

I mean, go out with a bang.

Why even try?

Everything we've done
this past year has failed anyway.

- Well Tasty, Yunno you got a point,
but I must ask you,

what the hell are you getting at?

- Let's just do everything we've
always wanted to do like

I've always wanted to answer
real sexy letters over the air.

- I've got this hot porn record
that would blow every circuit

in the FCC's ass.

- Yeah, and we could sell
ads for sex toys, dildos,

things like that, and then we
wouldn't need Judd Rhines.

(laughter)

- And sexy stories.

Like I've always wanted to tell
the filthiest, nastiest,

sexiest story ever told on the air.

Or give sexual advice
like Dr. Ruth Goldheimer does.

- Fuck the traffic.

We can give updates on traffic
in whorehouses and streetwalkers

and advice on where the vice cops aren't.

- To hell with the letters,
let's take live sex calls over the air.

- Seriously, you guys,

we got to go start thinking
of some real ideas.

- I am serious.

Just look at it this way.

As far as I'm concerned, we're doomed.

Nothing's going to work.

Just suppose the sex stuff,

which people are going
to listen to, does up the ratings,

then we'd have done it, right?

We'd have done the impossible.

- Hey, Tasty, we could do a simulcast

with cable TV of the old
hot rock videos you did

with your group, the Sextet.

- Yeah, that'd be great.

- I don't know about this.

- What have we got to lose?

- Our jobs.

- Our jobs are already
down the toilet anyway, right?

So what are we waiting for?

Let's do it.

- Let's go.

- All right.
- Come on, man.

(music)

- I thought you had a date or something.

- I ain't going to miss this.

Besides, I don't think
you're going to last a day,

let alone a week.

- Got a good point there.

Hello, all you sexy listeners out there.

This is Tasty Tastums with an all-new,
all-sex call-in program

called Tasty's Tricks.

If you'd like to call in and just talk
about a sexual fantasy

or any kind of sexual problem,

or even if you'd like to just get
off over the airwaves,

call us right now at 306-3508
and we'll answer that call for you.

Right now, here's a little message
from Dodger Dee Joergen.

- Oh, Dodger.

- Thanks, Tasty,
I'm almost creaming in my jeans

right now just listening
to that sexy voice of yours.

Now, for all you guys out there
who might have an occasional problem

getting it up, here's
a new product just for you.

It's called Peter Popper.

It's a rub-on gel that gets
that love-making tool hard as a rock.

It's available through Dodger
and care of KNUT for only,

and this is the good part,
for the low, low price of only $50.

That's right, for $50, you can get

a hard-on that won't go away.
- Evelyn, send in Creamy.

- That was wonderful, Dodger.

You know, I could've used
that the other night.

- You mean you couldn't get it up?

- No, no, silly.

My date couldn't get it up.

If I had some of that Peter Popper,
well, I wouldn't be as frustrated

as I am right now.

- Well, Tasty, it just so happens
that I have a sample bottle right here.

- Oh, Creamy, just come back here

and rub my shoulders.
- I'll have to try some of that.

- Are you listening to the radio?

- Hell no.
Turn that thing off.

I can't stand listening to that crap
that's going on around here.

- Aren't you going to do anything about it?

- I am.

I am.

Turn it off.

Ooh, yeah, that feels good.

- Gary.

What?

About this job you gave me.

- Yeah?

- What am I supposed to be doing?

- You are an advertising rep.

- The only thing I've done is massage
your shoulders and go out

to dinner with you.
I haven't even met any of your clients.

- Exactly.

That's what an advertising rep does.

Now,

how about coming around and
massaging a real stiff joint?

- Creamy, lick it. Oh yeah.

(music)

Oh, Creamy.

(moaning)

- Oh, yes.
(moaning)

- Oh, yes.

(moaning)

- Oh, yes, oh, yes.

(moaning)

- Oh, yes.

(moaning)

- Oh, yeah.

Oh, Creamy.

Ooh.

(chuckles)

- We have another caller on the air.

Hello, this is Tasty Tastums.

Go ahead.

- Hi, Tasty.

This is Sherry from Bakersfield.

This is like really exciting
because my boyfriend

and I are in bed right now, nude.

We've got this problem.

- No problem with sex.

Just the fun stuff.

- Yes.

We saw this movie, Last Tango in Paris.

You know, the one with Marlon Brando
and Marie Schneider in it.

That incredible butter scene.

Ever since we saw that,
we've been wanting to do it Greek style,

but it hurts.

Can you help us?

We've tried everything.

Butter, margarine, even vegetable oil.

Every time my boyfriend, Max,

tries to put his dick
in my asshole, it still hurts.

- I can help you out there.

I've done it many times.

First of all, forget the butter.

Try some baby oil
or any other type of oil.

- Max keeps that by the bed.

- Then find yourself a variety of dildos.

- We keep those by the bed too.

Start with the smallest and work
your way up to Max's juicy meat.

Now, I'm sure you and Max want
a little time to try this out on your own.

I'll give you some nice hot music to do
anal by called Back Door Annie by Incest

and the Cream Cheese,
a hot new group from Jersey.

(music)

(moaning)

♪ Annie backdoor Annie ♪

♪ what I hear is true ♪

- Oh, it's so tough.
♪ They only use the backdoor ♪

♪ when they stay with you ♪

♪ when they stay with you ♪

- Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

(moans)

Oh, yes.

Oh, it's good though.

Oh, it hurts so good.

Oh, yes.

- It's tight.

(moaning)

- Oh, yes, I think I like it.

- You like that, huh?
All right.

(moans)

- Slip and slide right in there.

More?

More?

Yes.

The louder you yell,
the more I'm going to put.

- Oh.

- Here it goes.
- Oh, yes.

- Here it goes.

- Oh, little dick in my ass.

Fuck.

(moans)

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck me.

(moans)

Oh, yes, I love it.

Oh, yes.

Fuck me in the asshole.

- You like that?

- Oh, yes.

Oh, you're such an animal.

- All right.

We're moving along on the size, huh?

- Sounds like you know
what you're doing already.

- Oh, yes.

- That's tight.

You like that, huh?

Here it goes.
- Oh, yes.

(moans)

- You want a bigger one now, Sherry?
- Yes, I'm ready.

- Ready for the big one?
- Oh, I'm ready.

(moans)

- Okay, let's try a bigger one.

- Use the big one.

- You better be ready for this.

- Oh, God.

That's good.

Oh, God.

Oh, I can feel it.

(moans)

- There it goes, Sherry.

- Oh, God.

I want the real thing,
let me feel your dick in my ass.

- Uh-huh.

There it is.

You like that fast?

Oh, God, that's tight.

Uh-huh.

You like that, huh Sherry?

- Oh, fuck that thing.

I want the real thing.

I want the real thing.

I want your dick in my asshole.

(moans)

- There you go.

(moaning)

- Oh, God, it does feel good.

-Oh.

Oh, Sherry.

(moaning)

Oh, God.

- I know.

- Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh. Oh, baby.

Is that okay?
- Yeah.

(moaning)

- Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

- Oh, your ass is so tight.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, got it now, baby.

Oh.

- Oh, God, I think I'm going to cum.

- Oh, don't move.

Stay there.

Oh, okay, cum now.

Okay.

(moans)
Right there.

Here it comes.

Here it comes.

- And that's all the time we have
for Tasty's Tricks right now.

Up next is the sports with Legman Mack.

- In the world of golf, Fuzzball Zola won
the US Open for the third time in a row.

But it was that last green
where he kissed his balls for luck,

wrapped his hands firmly
around his putter,

made a good stroke,
and it went right into the hole

for the climax of the tournament.

Back to you, Tasty.

- Kinky.

- Thank you, Legman.

- I wouldn't have thought Gary had the guts
to put something like that on the air.

- By the way, be prepared
for the new Legman Mack news program,

The Hooker Traffic Report.

It's a convention favorite.

No man with a hundred bucks in his pocket
and an inch in his pants should hit

the streets without first knowing
where the hookers are,

and the vice cops aren't.

KNUT will be bringing you an all-new,
ultra-sexy bedtime hour program.

- I don't know what's come over me.

I get so horny listening to this.

It's killing me.

I have got to find someone.

- And DJ Dick Lark will host
another new program,

a simulcast with X-rated videos.

Stay tuned for more on that coming soon.

For now, some music to screw by.

- What's got into you?

- Haven't you heard?

- Heard what?

- Your DJs.

- Ugh, tomorrow.

I don't want to think
about this anymore today.

- So you haven't been listening today?

- Hell no.

Good night, and uh,

don't look so athletic.

- Evelyn.

So what did he say?
- Nothing.

- Nothing?

- Oh, he wasn't listening,

but I was.

You've got my pussy so hot.

It's just dying for a big hard cock.

- Evelyn, not here, please.
- Why not the conference room?

Get up here.

Go ahead, eat me.

- I want to eat you.

(moans)
(music)

(chuckles)

- Oh, my.

(moans)

- Come on.
I want to eat you now.

- Ohh! Now you're talking.

- Just give me one second.

(music)

(moaning)

- Stick your driver in me.

Put your hot cock in my pussy.

(moaning)

- I'm gonna cum!

(moaning and groaning)

- Dodger, you're still here?

This is Tasty Tastums
signing off for the evening.

To all you guys, keep it up.

To all you girls, keep it hot.

Coming up real soon taking over the helm
is that fabulous Dr. Fermento.

- Well, hello out there in radio land.

It's a cool evening out there,
so that means those bedrooms

better start heating up.

- All this new programming has kind
of got me a little hot, you know?

How about you coming over to my house
and come help me cool down?

- It's a date, but this one's not
for broadcast.

(chuckles)

- You got a deal.

- I got a little note here that later

on we are inviting
Tasty's fantasy contest winner,

a delicious young girl by the
name of Kathy Mitchell, to give her

a grand tour of the studio,
but first we have a real treat

for you, and a new song by Hauling Asses
called "Methods of Modern Sex.”

(laughs)

Yes.

(music)

(moans)
(music)

♪ M-E-T-H-O-D, method of modern sex, ooh ♪

♪ M-E-T-H-O-D, method of modern sex ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ M-E-T-H-O-D, method of modern sex ♪

♪ Oohhh ♪

♪ M-E-T-H-O-D, method of modern sex ♪

- What's that?

(moaning)

- Haven't you been listening?

- Why is everyone asking me
if I've been listening?

Listening to what?
- That.

(kissing sounds)

(moaning)

- What IS that?!

- That station.
- My station?

(moaning)

- It's so wonderful, darling.

- That cheap shit, that's coming from KNUT?

- Look at the dial.

(whimpers hysterically)

(kissing sounds)

- I'm going to fire those bastards.

I'm going to fire this right up their ass!

- Put your gun down.

(music)

- Where are those goddamn shells?

- Oh there aren't any,
and you're not going anywhere tonight.

- I'm ruined.

Totally ruined!

- Well, I think it's neat.

- Neat?

You think it's neat when the FFC
is going to pull my license?

When Rhines pulls his ads, I'm ruined.

- Can we talk about this in the morning?

- I'm ruined.

- Right now, I'm ready for some action.

- Ruined.

I'm ruined!

(moans)
(music)

(moans)
(music)

- [Dr. Fermento] Now, that was fantastic.

It kept my dick hard
the whole time, as hard as a rock,

as a matter of fact.

In fact, it's a good thing that the winner
of the tastiest fantasy contest

is here right now,
and that's little Kathy Mitchell.

She's a young and very sexy,
sexy lady that has always fantasized

about being with a DJ.

Mm-mm.

And, we're going to be doing
that right now.

Kathy, why don't you say
hi out there to radio land?

- Hey, everybody.

This is like totally awesome.

I'm like so excited.

I'm like here live on KNUT.

It's like totally awesome.

I can't believe it,
I'm like totally dizzy inside.

- So excited,

in fact, that the doctor
thinks the girl's got a fever.

She's running a temperature,

but there's a cure for this girl
that I'm going to give her,

and it's going to be
my famous meat injection

with lots of protein.

So we're going to have,

for you tonight,
an hour commercial-free music.

That's what I said, that's right,
an hour of commercial-free music

while I test out Tasty's Fantasy Girl.

Woo-hoo, yeah!

That's all for them folks out there.
Now for you, girl.

- Totally awesome.

- Oh, yeah.

Tasty's ought to have
a contest a little more often,

shouldn't they, darling?
- Oh, totally.

- Oh, yes.

This is just what the doctor ordered.

(chuckles)

Yes, yes.

(moans)

Yes.

Oh.

- Dr. Fermento, do you want to see
something like totally awesome?

- Yeah, why not?

Where'd my dick go, girl?

You swallowed that thing all the way down.

- It's totally awesome.

- The way you suck on my log,
boy, was just, whoo!

Just think I get my fantasy
cured and yours too.

Oh, yes, just, oh,
that's perfect, just like that, girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

(moaning)

- Oh, girl.

Oh.

(moans)

Damn.

I can't believe-- Oh.

All the way down, girl.

(whistles)

That thing disappeared.

It's like I got a little dick.

Ooh.

Yes, mmm.

Mercy.

(giggles)

- Oh my God, this is like, totally awesome.

I like have a DJ
like totally eating me out.

Like whoa!

- Come on, the doctor can't eat
that while you're jiggling like that.

Put that thing still.

- Fantasy coming true.

- Oh! Whoa!

Come on, hold that thing still, girl.
The doctor can't eat it like that.

- Oh, come here.

(moaning)

- Totally awesome.

I like totally can't even believe this.

You know what, Dr. Fermento?

I like got a totally awesome idea.

Oh, yes, oh.

Oh God, this is like totally awesome.

Oh, I can't wait to tell
the girls back at the Galleria.

They're just not going to believe me.

Whoo.

Oh, this is totally awesome.
I can't even believe this.

We're on the air, awesome.

- Oh, you sweet honey box.

Ooh, girl.

(moaning)

[laughing and giggling]

- If those other DJs could see me now.

Get down here, girl.

- Oh, if the girls could
just like see me now,

they'd like totally die.

Oh my God, talk about a fantasy life.

Oh, this is totally awesome.

Ooh, God, your tongue is like--
It should be like in the Hall of Fame

or something, you know?

- It already is, baby.

- Ooh, I believe you.

Ooh, awesome.

Oh, mmm.

(moans)

(purrs)

Ooh.

I cannot even believe this.

You are just like a god, you know?

(moaning)

- More.
- Thigh pie!

(laughs)
- More.

Like, you wanna do it doggie style?

- Oh, you got it.

- We could--
- Get this--

(chuckles)

- Oh, yeah.

(moaning)

- Oh, God, this is like totally awesome.

- Yunno, everybody wants
to be the doctor,

but nobody fills thos shoes
better than me, huh, babe?

- Oh.

- Ahh.

Huh, babe?
Come on.

- Oh!

Oh.

God, when I tell like, the girls
in the Galleria like, that I like, made it

with like, Doctor Fermento, ugh!
They're going to die.

(moaning)

Oh, God.

(moaning)

- When the doctor fucks,
he don't fuck around,

does he? Hah ha!
- Yes.

(laughter)
- No.

- Oh, Jesus.

(laughter)

Oh.

Oh, my-- (moans) Oh, God,
it's like totally feels like so good,

I'm sure.

- The doctor's always got the cure, girl.

- Oh.

- Yeah, just, like, ooh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I'm going to cum, babe.

I'm going to-- The good doctor's
gonna cum for you,

and I'm going to give you a protein shot.

(laughs) Yeah!

- (moans) Ooh.

I thought you said you had, oh,
like some protein for me?

(laughs)

- (moans) You know I'm
like-- I like-- Oh, my God,

I'm like going to cum.
Oh, my-- Oh, God, like oh.

Oh, this is awesome.

- Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Oh, no!

I'm going--

(moaning)

-Like-- (moaning)

(groans)

- I'm gona give you that
protein injection.

Oh.

- Don't you have something
for this little valley girl?

- Oh, no.

Babe, just like that.

Yeah.

Right.
Right.

[groans and moans]

Come here. Come here.

There goes that.
Take the rest of it for me.

- Oh, yeah.

(moaning)

- I'm gonna cum.

[groans] [sighs] Phew.

- They like tell me protein's
like totally good for the complexion.

- That's right.

Mmm.

Phew.

Oh.

- Well, here's to a new career.

-What do you mean?

- I figure after today, that's it, as far
as a career in radio is concerned.

- Well, it was fun while it lasted, though.

- Yeah.

I've always really wanted
to do something crazy like that.

- What are you going to do now?

- I thought I'd get those videos
together with a simulcast.

- If they're anything at all like
your radio ideas, they got to go be great.

- I hope so.

- Show me, then.

- Okay.
- Okay.

(music)

♪ Well, you're a real cool actor with the longest streak ♪

♪ of screwing a starlet just like me ♪

♪ Well, that's so great, let's see how you do it ♪

♪ take out your cock and let's get down to it ♪

♪ Hit me with your wet shot ♪

♪ why doncha hit me with your wet shot ♪

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D fire away JD

DWell, fuck me, baby JP

Dfuck me, cum in the air PD

D Or on my tits, but not in my hair

DWell suck my Clit to make me frail p>

and then I'LL let you put it in again PD

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

why don't you hit me with
your wet shot? Jp

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D fire away JD

(music)

DNow you made me cum [?] So it's your turn to cum in my face ♪)

Now you made me cum and [?]
so it's your turn to cum in my face

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

come on and hit me with your wet shot PD

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D fire away JD

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

come on and hit me with your wet shot PD

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D fire away JD

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D Hit me with your wet shot ♪

D Oh, hit me with your wet shot ♪

D fire away JD

(music)

- Well, there's only one thing I got
to say about that.

-What's that?

- With a face like yours, you got
no business behind a microphone.

You ought to be in pictures.

- Or television?

- You know what I've always wanted to do?

- What's that?

- Make love to you.

- Oh, I'm kind of glad you brought that up.

- Why?

- I've always wanted to
make love to you, too.

(music)

(soft moans)
(music)

D The heat is rising ♪)

JD it keeps on rising PD

D Rising, rising »

JD it keeps on rising PD

D Yeah, the heat is rising p>

D Rising, rising »
- Oh, that feels so good.

(moans) (music) D it keeps on rising »

- Oh, yes, that feels good.

The dream about the
woman lying in my bed PD

(music)

The pictures of your body
pumpin’ through my head PD

D Oh, like doing things
until my appetite is fed

- (moans) Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

D I'll be your poor, helpless man
if you do me just right D

| want a good taste of you, JP

woman tonight Jp»

DWoman tonight ♪)

- (moans) Oh, yes.

Jesus.
DWoman tonight ♪)

(moans)
(music)

DTell me, tell me, how does it feel? PD

DLove to hear your love,
Love to hear you scream Jp

My dream lover, my dream, dream lover
You're my woman tonight ♪}

DWe'll do it tonight PD

D Keep on zooming 'til we get it right »

» Keep on zoomin', zoomin', zoomin'
Dream, dream lover JD

Do it right DP

D Do it right now Jp

(moans)
(music) JP Do it right DP

(moans)

Oh, yes. Yes.

(moans)
Oh, yes.

(moans)
(music)

(moans) Oh, my God.

(moans) Oh, so good.

(moans) Oh, yes.

(moans)
(music)

(moaning)
Oh, yes.

(moans)
(music)

- (moans) Oh, yes.

(music)

Oh, yes.

(music)
(moaning)

-Oh, yes.

Oh.

(moaning) Ooh, yes.

(moans) Oh, yes.

(moans)

[heavy moaning] Oh, yes.

[heavy moaning] Oh, yes.

(moaning) Oh, yes.

That's so good.

Oh, yes.

(moans)

Oh, yes.

(moans) That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

(moans)

Oh, yes.

(moaning)

Let me give you a blow job.

(music)

(moaning)

Oh, yes.

(moans) Oh, yes.

(moans) Ooh.

(moans) Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

(moans)

(groans)

(soft moans)

- What do you mean that he doesn't know it?

- Well, yesterday he was so upset
he didn't even listen

to the broadcast.
- So he doesn't know?

- I don't think so.

- My God, by now he ought to have known it.

His phone ought to have been
off the hook all night.

- He knows.

- What the fuck
has been going on yesterday?

When I say try something,
I mean within the FCC's rules.

I've been wanting to say this
for a very, very long time.

You're all fired.

- Gary, Gary,
you son of a bitch.

I came from the golf course with this.

You know what this is?

- Judd, why don't we step into my office?

- What I have to say goes for everyone.

The ratings.

Gary, you're number one.

- What?

- You were the hottest radio station
in the market yesterday.

- All right!

- Hey, you know, I've got
some sexually oriented clients,

you know like the Old West, Joliar's,
Mitchell Brothers,

the Lansing Cinema Theater.

Think you can handle those for me?
- We can handle them in our station.

- Gary, that's what I like,

a man with balls, and I always
thought you were a pantywaist.

- Hey, everybody back to work.

We have a station to run.

- I thought we were fired.

- Oh, that?

I was only kidding.

You know what I always say,
joke them if they can't take a fuck.

- Let's go play golf, Gary.

- All right.

[cheering] - Yeah!
- I can't believe it.

- All right.
- Fantastic.

- We made it.

- Oh, I can't believe it.

It's great.

And we all lived happily ever after.

(music)

JD You're going to see what
the fuss is about PD

» someone else is minding the store ♪)

D Tasty's in command
and what she has planned ♪

D is entertainment, free, yelling for more,
more, more, more, more, more JD

Dmore, more, more, more JD

(music)