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I insist. 33 00:02:48,366 --> 00:02:50,664 Just call for some more beers. 34 00:02:52,637 --> 00:02:54,605 Granny, I'm off to get my hands painted with henna. 35 00:02:55,507 --> 00:02:57,168 You come too! 36 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,642 And who's going to rehearse? 37 00:02:59,711 --> 00:03:01,747 Is it that song from the film "Cocktail"? 38 00:03:01,773 --> 00:03:02,839 I also want to learn. 39 00:03:02,881 --> 00:03:05,941 Whatever you want to do, do it on your honeymoon. 40 00:03:06,451 --> 00:03:09,318 Open a couple of beers and send them over here. 41 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:30,332 I can't believe it. I'm getting married. 42 00:03:30,642 --> 00:03:32,178 I'm so nervous. 43 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:35,070 It all feels like a dream. 44 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:39,906 Where's Sonal? 45 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:43,351 They've started the henna ceremony and she should be here, dancing. 46 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:45,786 We danced so much at her wedding. 47 00:03:46,391 --> 00:03:48,018 I think Dad's back from the shop. 48 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,924 Dad has done up his sweet shop as if it were a bride. 49 00:03:54,099 --> 00:03:58,695 Mummy said she'd put on a sari but she's not changed. 50 00:04:00,338 --> 00:04:04,240 I gave my mobile to Chintu to take pictures. Where is he? 51 00:04:04,342 --> 00:04:06,139 This is an important time for me. 52 00:04:06,244 --> 00:04:08,610 I want to upload them on Facebook. 53 00:04:08,913 --> 00:04:10,107 Vijay is back from London. 54 00:04:10,133 --> 00:04:11,463 He's looking very handsome. 55 00:04:11,516 --> 00:04:15,111 Put on some weight but in the right places. 56 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,734 Uff, my wedding night. 57 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,008 In two days, I hope it goes well. 58 00:04:19,624 --> 00:04:24,652 Dear God, if it goes well, I'll come on a pilgrimage. 59 00:04:35,673 --> 00:04:36,901 There goes the electricity. 60 00:04:37,041 --> 00:04:38,372 It's gone again. 61 00:04:39,244 --> 00:04:41,576 On, off. On, off. 62 00:04:42,213 --> 00:04:44,738 Didn't you check before bringing it? 63 00:04:45,049 --> 00:04:46,676 "Girl, you're done for" 64 00:04:46,751 --> 00:04:51,882 "Girl, you're single no more" 65 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,548 "You were free as a kite" 66 00:04:53,658 --> 00:04:55,285 "So bright and so light" 67 00:04:59,164 --> 00:05:02,429 "You don't walk, you reel" 68 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:05,536 "You've slapped the war paint on" 69 00:05:05,803 --> 00:05:07,270 "You learnt to speak the lingo" 70 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:08,703 "Now you can't stop talking" 71 00:05:08,806 --> 00:05:11,536 "You're no less than Queen Victoria" 72 00:05:11,643 --> 00:05:14,976 "You're our own Big Ben" 73 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:24,815 "When you begin to sway, all London sways with you" 74 00:05:53,751 --> 00:06:05,424 "Off you go to London, Love, you score ten on 10" 75 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:07,457 "That transparent shirt" 76 00:06:07,498 --> 00:06:11,025 "Leaves nothing to the imagination" 77 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:17,799 "And now you've got a guy who defies definition" 78 00:06:23,748 --> 00:06:24,737 "Heavens above!" 79 00:06:31,522 --> 00:06:36,391 "From the speakers, Madonna burgeons: And tells us she's a virgin" 80 00:06:38,196 --> 00:06:41,529 "Like the pigeons in Trafalgar, You coo and you woo" 81 00:06:41,666 --> 00:06:45,193 "While white women swarm all around you" 82 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:48,736 "Those wicked shades of pink" 83 00:06:48,906 --> 00:06:50,556 "Might drive you to drink." 84 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:52,230 "Watch your step, my boy" 85 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:57,646 "You're going to love Southhall. No place better in the world" 86 00:06:57,849 --> 00:07:01,182 "You're our own Big Ben" 87 00:07:01,486 --> 00:07:04,421 "And when you begin to sway, all London sways with you" 88 00:07:04,722 --> 00:07:08,123 "You're our own Big Ben and when you sway" 89 00:07:08,426 --> 00:07:11,589 "All London sways your way" 90 00:07:31,516 --> 00:07:32,949 "Put the glass on your head" 91 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,848 "Shake it, London" 92 00:07:35,086 --> 00:07:36,553 "ln high Punjabi style" 93 00:07:36,587 --> 00:07:38,316 "Shake it London" 94 00:07:44,996 --> 00:07:50,764 "Shake it, break it, shake it, London" 95 00:07:51,869 --> 00:07:57,068 "Shake it, shake it, shake it, London" 96 00:08:07,251 --> 00:08:08,843 "Take it away" 97 00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:38,841 Get you something? 98 00:08:38,883 --> 00:08:42,717 No, thanks. What are you doing here one day before our wedding? 99 00:08:45,723 --> 00:08:47,281 How many times you called! 100 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:49,517 Do you know how difficult it was for me to come away? 101 00:08:49,694 --> 00:08:51,127 Everyone at home was asking. 102 00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:54,995 They say it's bad luck if boy and girl meeting before the wedding. 103 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,191 You couldn't even wait one more day? 104 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:02,606 As I was coming, I saw the decorators at work. They had a board 105 00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:07,243 "Rani weds Vijay". So lovely, it was picked out in gold. 106 00:09:08,146 --> 00:09:09,374 Rani, I can't marry you. 107 00:09:14,619 --> 00:09:15,244 Huh? 108 00:09:15,286 --> 00:09:18,016 I really can't marry you. I'm sorry. 109 00:09:21,692 --> 00:09:22,659 You're joking, right? 110 00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:24,171 I wish it were a joke. 111 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,347 But it's the truth. Accept it. 112 00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:29,025 Are you nervous? Is that it? 113 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,089 No... 114 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,197 ...it's not that. It's just that... 115 00:09:34,572 --> 00:09:36,767 I've changed. A lot of things have changed. 116 00:09:37,575 --> 00:09:40,442 For me, it's all about travel, business, meetings. 117 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,476 It'll be tough on you. 118 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:48,881 What's changed? I haven't changed. 119 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,145 That's just it. You're still the same. 120 00:09:52,857 --> 00:09:56,224 I've changed. Try and understand. 121 00:09:57,895 --> 00:09:59,484 I'm not doing this for myself, you know. 122 00:09:59,510 --> 00:10:00,582 It'll be tough on you too. 123 00:10:00,798 --> 00:10:02,325 Now what? 124 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,725 What do I do? 125 00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:07,564 I go home...and tell Mom-dad what? 126 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:09,630 Have you told your parents? 127 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:11,673 Yeah, they know. 128 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:13,141 And what did they say? 129 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:15,842 They understood. I told them. 130 00:10:19,484 --> 00:10:21,401 This is best for both of us. 131 00:10:21,427 --> 00:10:23,045 It's okay. It happens. 132 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:24,384 It happens quite often. 133 00:10:24,555 --> 00:10:27,456 I think...you've found someone else. 134 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,752 Nothing like that. There's no one else. 135 00:10:31,062 --> 00:10:32,654 I'm just being practical. 136 00:10:33,998 --> 00:10:37,161 Listen, you'll have your pick from Rajori your type of a guy. 137 00:10:37,401 --> 00:10:39,892 You'll be very happy. I know. 138 00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:42,463 And we'll be friends too. 139 00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:44,364 I'm not abandoning you. We'll be in touch. 140 00:10:44,408 --> 00:10:46,740 Talk to my parents. Tell them what you have to say. 141 00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:48,471 Don't talk to me. 142 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,586 What happened? What did he say? 143 00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,488 Why are you crying? 144 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,089 Vijay... 145 00:11:12,036 --> 00:11:15,494 Vijay...don't end it like this. 146 00:11:16,674 --> 00:11:18,699 I'll do whatever you want. 147 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,008 Don't do this here. Don't cry. 148 00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:27,046 When I tell my father, he'll have a heart attack. 149 00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:28,976 Nothing like that will happen. 150 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,318 I beg you. Please marry me. 151 00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:32,720 Who will marry me now? 152 00:11:33,157 --> 00:11:36,126 Don't create a scene. It's a coffee shop. 153 00:11:37,128 --> 00:11:39,562 Everything's all set for the wedding. 154 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:41,470 Just let's go through with it. 155 00:11:41,496 --> 00:11:42,483 Then we can sort it out. 156 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:49,302 - I'll call you. You go now. - How do I go home? 157 00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:51,204 Goddamnit, people are staring. What are you up to? 158 00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:51,959 You'll call? 159 00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,476 I swear. I'll call you. 160 00:11:54,211 --> 00:11:55,473 Go. I'll call. 161 00:11:57,648 --> 00:11:58,818 Chintu is watching. 162 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,938 And these people. I'll call you. 163 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:03,444 I'll call you. Go. 164 00:12:11,495 --> 00:12:16,455 "I've found my love" 165 00:12:17,401 --> 00:12:24,569 "My love, my lost love" 166 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:34,050 "My love, my lost love" 167 00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:48,690 "You are my love, my sorrow" 168 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:53,635 Dhingra, what are you saying? 169 00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:57,298 The wedding is in two days. 170 00:12:58,976 --> 00:13:02,878 Let me talk to Vijay... 171 00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:17,150 "My love, my lost love" 172 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:25,759 "You are my pride, my glory" 173 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:31,774 "l am your life" 174 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:37,746 "The Keekar trees are dying" 175 00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:44,017 "My heart stops beating when I meet my love" 176 00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:50,654 "He stole my heart" 177 00:13:51,095 --> 00:13:56,089 "And now that I have my love, I ask for nothing more" 178 00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:16,849 "You are my pride, my glory" 179 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:29,530 'Rani, open the door.' 180 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:34,031 'I'll talk to Vijay, please open the door.' 181 00:14:34,138 --> 00:14:37,972 'Your father will talk to Vijay, please open the door.' 182 00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,712 'Rani, please open the door.' 183 00:14:51,956 --> 00:14:55,323 'The number you have called is currently switched off' 184 00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:06,902 'The number you have called is currently switched off' 185 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,375 'May we have a kilo of sweets?' 186 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,972 Why a kilo? The shop is yours. 187 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,148 - Hello Mrs. Dhingra. - Hello, hello. 188 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:25,751 - Our daughter, Rani. - She's grown up! 189 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,458 She's really very sweet. 190 00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:31,459 When the father has a sweet shop... 191 00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:34,726 ...the daughter would be dipped in sugar syrup, right? 192 00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:38,959 Vijay, son, come here. 193 00:15:41,005 --> 00:15:44,113 This is Jeet uncle's relative. 194 00:15:44,139 --> 00:15:47,765 We've been close to their family. 195 00:15:47,878 --> 00:15:52,247 Before marriage, we hung out together all the time. 196 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:53,643 How about some tea? 197 00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:57,379 Let's go get nostalgic. 198 00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:01,987 You check out the sweets, we'll have some Golguppe. 199 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,993 Don't worry. Send the cheque when you can. 200 00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:08,854 Hello. 201 00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,123 Vijay. 202 00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:13,125 Hello. 203 00:16:14,004 --> 00:16:15,631 Did you make these? 204 00:16:16,574 --> 00:16:17,973 I make great sweets. 205 00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:20,337 May I taste some? 206 00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:24,736 Thank you. 207 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,045 Very sweet. 208 00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:36,756 How did you make these? 209 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,652 Can you make Barfi (sweet dish)? 210 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,656 I can make instant noodles. 211 00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:44,133 It's a combination of two kinds of sweets. 212 00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:50,840 You coat the Laddoo with the Khoya from the Barfi. 213 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,806 Your father was saying, you're studying home science? 214 00:16:55,145 --> 00:16:56,134 Where? 215 00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:57,680 H. S. Polytech, First Year. 216 00:16:57,915 --> 00:16:58,939 North campus? 217 00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:01,381 Do you know Moolchand? 218 00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:02,180 Yes. 219 00:17:02,219 --> 00:17:03,243 It's not there. 220 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,749 From Moolchand you take a left for Siri Fort? 221 00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:07,846 You do indeed. 222 00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:09,082 It's not there either. 223 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:13,419 From there, you take a Mudrika bus to my college. 224 00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,157 It's quite close by. 225 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:18,307 My college is also there. 226 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:19,454 I'm studying engineering. 227 00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,232 My dad was right. 228 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:27,503 You look like you were dunked in sugar syrup. 229 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,403 So sugary. 230 00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:33,680 Do you like watching films? 231 00:17:38,822 --> 00:17:39,948 Hey, Home Science! 232 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:42,987 What are you doing here? 233 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,026 Baking a cake? 234 00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:48,156 No. Making Chinese! 235 00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:49,721 Chinese cake? 236 00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:56,572 Just outside your college, you get great Samosas (snack) 237 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:58,572 Crisp, salty, tangy. 238 00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:01,003 Bulging with potato. 239 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,505 You must have tasted them? 240 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:06,013 Are you a cook to show so much interest in food? 241 00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:09,275 My interest is not in the food... it's in the cook! 242 00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:13,721 Ma'am. 243 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,385 So who was that guy in the denim jacket? At the window? 244 00:18:16,427 --> 00:18:20,693 He's Dhingra uncle's son. Family friend. 245 00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:23,832 You sly thing! You have a romance going and not a word to me. 246 00:18:23,968 --> 00:18:25,799 - No romance, I swear on my Mummy-Daddy. - Don't lie. 247 00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:28,532 I swear. There's nothing happening. I don't like him. 248 00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:29,799 Make it happen then. 249 00:18:30,107 --> 00:18:31,096 He looks like Shah Rukh Khan to me. 250 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,675 You know I want an arranged marriage. 251 00:18:32,776 --> 00:18:33,834 Cold drink? 252 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:36,902 Snacks? 253 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,912 Are you nuts? He's quite hot. 254 00:18:43,921 --> 00:18:46,082 Okay, one more plate. Go on then. 255 00:18:47,558 --> 00:18:48,547 Ice-cream? 256 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,322 Let's get out of here. 257 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:54,756 - Money? - Tomorrow. 258 00:19:00,904 --> 00:19:01,893 Hello. 259 00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:05,389 I've made up my mind. 260 00:19:05,415 --> 00:19:07,498 From today, I won't call you Rani. 261 00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:08,834 As you wish. 262 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,142 So what are you going to call her? 263 00:19:12,282 --> 00:19:13,271 My queen!! 264 00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:47,610 I've seen at least ten films in which the heroes have tried this. 265 00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:50,285 What? They've tried to talk to you? 266 00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:53,820 This shelves-of-a-library trick. 267 00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:55,716 Worked, hasn't it, each time? 268 00:19:58,228 --> 00:19:59,490 I have work to do. 269 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:00,788 And afterwards? 270 00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:03,088 Ahn? Queen? 271 00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:04,990 Chinese? 272 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:07,959 Um... Soup? 273 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:10,896 Queen, soup? 274 00:20:12,976 --> 00:20:18,414 Chinese? On my knees. 275 00:20:20,484 --> 00:20:22,611 - Sweet corn. - Sweet corn! 276 00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:26,686 You are so sweet. 277 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:29,591 Hey, who are you? What are you doing here? 278 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:33,278 Don't you know this is a girl's college. 279 00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:34,553 Get out from here. Go.. 280 00:20:34,631 --> 00:20:35,290 She's my sister. 281 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:38,357 - Go get out. - Going. 282 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:43,128 Is the soup okay? 283 00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:48,672 Not too hot? 284 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:51,841 Shall I tell you a joke? 285 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,141 Chintu knows lots of jokes. 286 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:58,420 An ant was very fair. 287 00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:02,151 Her mother asked her why she was fair. 288 00:21:02,759 --> 00:21:05,660 She said I use fairness cream... 289 00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:08,164 ..and drink and dance to Youtube. 290 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:13,334 Naughty. 291 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:20,841 He goes everywhere with you? 292 00:21:20,911 --> 00:21:24,074 Wherever our parents send him. 293 00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:27,877 Will he be part of your dowry? 294 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:44,097 Rani. 295 00:21:44,134 --> 00:21:45,601 The decorator is calling. 296 00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:52,441 Yes, I know it's the last minute. 297 00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,905 So take your cancellation charges. 298 00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,914 Go and sit down, love. Take a break. 299 00:22:02,019 --> 00:22:03,714 - Just sit down. I'm here now. 300 00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:04,879 - I'm not going anywhere. 301 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,760 Rani I love... 302 00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:21,262 So loud. 303 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:23,330 It's crazy. 304 00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:42,088 Rani I love... 305 00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:46,723 Sonal is calling. 306 00:22:46,797 --> 00:22:48,492 I can talk later. 307 00:22:48,765 --> 00:22:50,130 - Sister... - It's not that important. 308 00:22:50,801 --> 00:22:52,393 He's trying to say I love you. 309 00:23:01,278 --> 00:23:02,267 Thank you. 310 00:23:17,361 --> 00:23:19,852 I had a boyfriend once, Faizal. 311 00:23:20,564 --> 00:23:23,761 I left him behind in Pakistan but he was a cutie. 312 00:23:24,601 --> 00:23:26,262 Then I met your grandfather. 313 00:23:30,607 --> 00:23:34,168 I met your grandfather in a refugee camp. 314 00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:40,073 We shared a tent and in the lamplight, he was so handsome... 315 00:23:40,884 --> 00:23:43,944 You never know, Rani, who you're going to meet. 316 00:23:44,321 --> 00:23:46,915 Don't worry about anything. 317 00:23:47,391 --> 00:23:49,723 Go out and grab at life. 318 00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:55,591 No one can stop you from getting what you're supposed to get. 319 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:58,899 I know you feel like your life has ended today. 320 00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:01,696 But tomorrow is another day, love. 321 00:24:02,272 --> 00:24:04,740 The day after? 322 00:24:05,175 --> 00:24:08,042 You'll only say: it was for the best. 323 00:24:10,213 --> 00:24:11,202 Stop crying. 324 00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:13,607 I'll miss you. 325 00:24:17,421 --> 00:24:20,549 You think I won't miss you. It's only London. 326 00:24:21,091 --> 00:24:22,149 I will call you everyday 327 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,090 Tattoo my name on you. 328 00:24:27,064 --> 00:24:28,053 Why? 329 00:24:28,198 --> 00:24:29,423 What do you mean, 'Why?' Brad 330 00:24:29,449 --> 00:24:30,589 Pitt did it for Angelina. 331 00:24:30,934 --> 00:24:32,367 So you do it! 332 00:24:34,271 --> 00:24:36,933 I already have you tattooed on my heart, right? 333 00:24:38,075 --> 00:24:39,406 My hearts Queen? 334 00:24:43,347 --> 00:24:44,871 Rani, open the door. 335 00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:47,715 I've brought you tea. 336 00:24:48,018 --> 00:24:50,009 Rani, you haven't eaten anything since morning. 337 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,316 Please have something. 338 00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:55,354 You can't go on like this. 339 00:24:58,128 --> 00:24:59,493 Open the door, child. 340 00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:42,501 Hey honeymoon queen, open the door. 341 00:25:42,539 --> 00:25:43,597 Sonal, it's open. 342 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:45,185 Where have you been? 343 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:47,264 Where's my passport and ticket. 344 00:25:47,778 --> 00:25:49,439 Your passport isn't ready. 345 00:25:50,881 --> 00:25:51,870 I'm sorry. 346 00:25:52,783 --> 00:25:54,114 Not ready? 347 00:25:56,052 --> 00:25:58,316 You nutter, you almost gave me a heart attack. 348 00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:01,418 Here. Your passport and ticket. 349 00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:05,355 Now go on your honeymoon instead of just talking about it. 350 00:26:08,598 --> 00:26:10,725 I think I'm even more excited, by God, than you. 351 00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,160 I know. 352 00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:15,296 That holy hole will be breached at last. 353 00:26:16,072 --> 00:26:18,270 The one you've kept it like a mutual fund. 354 00:26:18,296 --> 00:26:19,760 Now's the time to break it. 355 00:26:21,778 --> 00:26:23,473 Shut up, Loony, Mummy will hear you. 356 00:26:28,718 --> 00:26:30,345 You're on the run or something? 357 00:26:32,456 --> 00:26:36,984 Since I was 17, I've dreamed of a honeymoon in my favourite city. 358 00:26:37,427 --> 00:26:38,359 Goa? 359 00:26:38,395 --> 00:26:40,124 No, Foreign country. 360 00:26:40,997 --> 00:26:42,965 Paris. Paris is my favourite city. 361 00:26:43,366 --> 00:26:44,526 His is Amsterdam. 362 00:26:44,568 --> 00:26:46,229 Amsterdam? Where's that? 363 00:26:46,336 --> 00:26:48,133 It's close to Paris. You have to take a train. 364 00:26:48,371 --> 00:26:50,532 - When do you leave? - The day after the wedding. 365 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,074 Madam, you're going to Paris. 366 00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:54,507 Let us at least get to the window. 367 00:26:54,845 --> 00:26:55,834 Hey! 368 00:26:57,147 --> 00:26:58,774 It's OK Chintu, let it go. 369 00:26:59,816 --> 00:27:01,215 I want to close my account. 370 00:27:10,827 --> 00:27:13,159 - Congratulations. Congratulations. - Listen to me... 371 00:27:13,296 --> 00:27:14,558 We've come to bless the bride! 372 00:27:14,698 --> 00:27:17,861 The wedding was supposed to happen, but it's cancelled now. 373 00:27:18,301 --> 00:27:19,791 Please listen to me. 374 00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:23,596 You handle them. 375 00:28:08,018 --> 00:28:09,952 I want to go on my honeymoon. 376 00:28:36,513 --> 00:28:37,502 Rani... 377 00:28:45,255 --> 00:28:46,745 Do you really want to go? 378 00:28:52,662 --> 00:28:53,651 Yes. 379 00:28:54,698 --> 00:28:55,756 Is it necessary? 380 00:29:00,103 --> 00:29:01,092 No. 381 00:29:02,072 --> 00:29:04,302 I won't go if you don't want me to. 382 00:29:17,754 --> 00:29:19,688 You could have taken Chintu with you... 383 00:29:22,726 --> 00:29:24,853 Call me on that computer thing everyday. 384 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:31,693 And meet Verma aunty in Paris. 385 00:29:34,838 --> 00:29:36,135 You will, won't you? 386 00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:40,698 Won't you? 387 00:30:35,665 --> 00:30:41,069 "Why am I pursued by shadows?" 388 00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:57,110 "l have to coax myself into believing" 389 00:30:57,353 --> 00:31:00,982 "ln these broken and worn-out lies" 390 00:31:01,324 --> 00:31:05,954 "While I wander, aimlessly" 391 00:31:08,498 --> 00:31:11,763 "Why did this betrayer wander into my life?" 392 00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:15,031 "Only to vanish again?" 393 00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:22,673 "Why did he leave me with this freight of shadows?" 394 00:31:25,281 --> 00:31:29,513 "Why did this betrayer wander into my life?" 395 00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:32,248 "Only to vanish again?" 396 00:31:33,656 --> 00:31:39,652 "Why did he leave me with this freight of shadows?" 397 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,042 Taxi. 398 00:31:55,378 --> 00:31:56,367 Taxi. 399 00:31:57,247 --> 00:31:58,236 Taxi is there. 400 00:32:05,321 --> 00:32:06,618 To "Champ Elly Sis"? 401 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:07,912 What? 402 00:32:08,525 --> 00:32:10,516 To "Champs Elly Say?" 403 00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:11,916 What? 404 00:32:14,697 --> 00:32:18,098 - Champs Elysees! - Okay. Let's go. 405 00:32:32,148 --> 00:32:34,912 Myself, Rani... my room here. 406 00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:38,415 Rani? Just a second. 407 00:32:40,089 --> 00:32:42,182 Sorry! No room Rani. 408 00:32:43,993 --> 00:32:45,858 Mr. and Mrs. Dhingra? 409 00:32:46,229 --> 00:32:47,218 Dhingra? 410 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,255 Yes. 411 00:32:52,402 --> 00:32:57,704 "My shoulders can't take this weight" 412 00:33:00,577 --> 00:33:06,140 "Whatever I touch, falls to dust" 413 00:33:07,684 --> 00:33:15,489 "As I try to weave my own web of fate" 414 00:33:16,025 --> 00:33:26,333 "As I make these weak and wasted prayers" 415 00:33:29,405 --> 00:33:34,672 "No one seems to care" 416 00:33:37,413 --> 00:33:40,814 "Why did this betrayer wander into my life?" 417 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:44,479 "Only to vanish again?" 418 00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:52,988 "Why did he leave me with this freight of shadows?" 419 00:33:54,397 --> 00:33:57,093 Mummy, mummy! Rani's on the computer. Come quick. 420 00:33:59,836 --> 00:34:02,134 Come on, everyone, perk up. 421 00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:04,638 It's Rani. 422 00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:06,902 Rani, how are you? 423 00:34:07,377 --> 00:34:08,639 Did you reach safely? 424 00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:10,302 Is everything all right? 425 00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:11,773 Mummy, I can't see you. 426 00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:13,348 Can't see me? What do you mean? 427 00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,542 - Mummy, just sit down. - Oh right. 428 00:34:18,154 --> 00:34:19,178 Better now? 429 00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:22,057 Are you all right? 430 00:34:22,225 --> 00:34:23,658 Any problems on the way? 431 00:34:23,826 --> 00:34:25,141 And from the airport to the hotel? 432 00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:25,978 How did you manage? 433 00:34:26,562 --> 00:34:27,620 Is it cold? 434 00:34:27,931 --> 00:34:29,091 A little chilly. 435 00:34:29,399 --> 00:34:32,562 But you're not wearing a sweater. 436 00:34:32,769 --> 00:34:34,430 It's not chilly inside. 437 00:34:34,537 --> 00:34:37,544 Oh okay. But Rani, you catch cold easily. 438 00:34:37,570 --> 00:34:39,329 Take care of yourself. 439 00:34:39,676 --> 00:34:40,904 Uncle Minky's come? 440 00:34:41,044 --> 00:34:43,569 Your Uncle has a fire offering. 441 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,780 We thought we'd go. 442 00:34:46,716 --> 00:34:48,240 And pray for you. 443 00:34:50,086 --> 00:34:51,246 Mummy. 444 00:34:52,288 --> 00:34:53,516 Did Vijay call? 445 00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:59,060 No, no sign of him. 446 00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:02,391 Did you meet his parents? 447 00:35:05,601 --> 00:35:06,761 Don't worry about anything. 448 00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,469 Things will sort themselves out. 449 00:35:08,972 --> 00:35:14,842 When you're done roaming, come home. 450 00:35:15,211 --> 00:35:16,284 I've got a headache. 451 00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:17,704 I'm going to take a nap. 452 00:35:18,481 --> 00:35:21,746 My phone will be on. 453 00:35:22,485 --> 00:35:24,544 Tell me all your news. 454 00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:28,048 Yeah! Oh baby. 455 00:35:28,191 --> 00:35:29,385 Who's that? 456 00:35:30,226 --> 00:35:31,215 Uhhhhn 457 00:35:32,161 --> 00:35:38,396 Oh baby, baby. Yes, yes, yes. 458 00:35:48,277 --> 00:36:04,353 (Speaks French) 459 00:36:17,273 --> 00:36:18,262 Want one? 460 00:36:19,442 --> 00:36:20,500 Go fuck yourself. 461 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,251 What are you looking at? 462 00:36:33,356 --> 00:36:34,516 Do you speak French? 463 00:36:37,593 --> 00:36:38,719 You don't speak French? 464 00:36:39,295 --> 00:36:40,421 No, English. 465 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:42,061 So you enjoy the show? 466 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,360 So you enjoy the show? 467 00:36:46,669 --> 00:36:48,694 I thought he hurt you. 468 00:36:53,076 --> 00:36:56,136 I have five minutes to fuck, only five minutes. 469 00:36:56,813 --> 00:36:57,871 I look at him. 470 00:36:58,081 --> 00:37:00,811 He is, how you say, small, pretty? 471 00:37:02,251 --> 00:37:04,219 It is fine. I don't mind. 472 00:37:04,821 --> 00:37:06,379 I tell him it is pretty. 473 00:37:07,657 --> 00:37:09,215 He don't like. He zip up and go. 474 00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:13,459 I don't understand, 475 00:37:16,532 --> 00:37:17,692 Why all men want big? 476 00:37:19,735 --> 00:37:21,259 Why do all men want big? 477 00:37:21,304 --> 00:37:22,532 Because you want big. 478 00:37:22,738 --> 00:37:25,969 Go fuck yourself. Up yours. 479 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:28,541 I'll fuck you. 480 00:37:29,579 --> 00:37:31,046 And shut the fuck up. 481 00:37:44,794 --> 00:37:45,818 Hotel staff. 482 00:37:48,364 --> 00:37:49,763 You guest here? 483 00:37:54,337 --> 00:37:55,326 Need anything? 484 00:37:58,574 --> 00:38:01,634 You tell my boss I have sex in guest room? 485 00:38:04,714 --> 00:38:07,808 Please don't tell my boss I have sex in guest room. 486 00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:09,608 Okay? Promise? 487 00:38:10,453 --> 00:38:11,715 Promise?... Say it? 488 00:38:12,455 --> 00:38:13,444 Promise. 489 00:38:14,657 --> 00:38:15,646 Bye. 490 00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:45,516 (Speaks French) 491 00:38:49,525 --> 00:38:55,657 (Speaks French) 492 00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:14,712 (Speaks French) 493 00:39:53,923 --> 00:39:57,086 Look, look. A girl throwing up. 494 00:40:06,335 --> 00:40:10,738 (Speaks French) 495 00:40:17,246 --> 00:40:18,235 (Speaks French) 496 00:40:18,948 --> 00:40:19,937 Problem? 497 00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:24,050 (Speaks French) 498 00:40:27,056 --> 00:40:28,387 (Speaks French) 499 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:31,225 I don't know French... 500 00:40:32,962 --> 00:40:34,054 (Speaks French) 501 00:40:36,265 --> 00:40:37,664 Passport, visa? 502 00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:40,096 My hotel is right here. 503 00:40:40,369 --> 00:40:42,030 My passport's there too. 504 00:40:42,638 --> 00:40:43,696 What Hotel? 505 00:40:50,813 --> 00:40:51,905 I have my keys. 506 00:40:54,817 --> 00:40:56,114 Wine. 507 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:01,319 You take. Come on. 508 00:41:06,462 --> 00:41:07,793 Come on, give it to me. 509 00:41:13,869 --> 00:41:14,631 Thank you. 510 00:41:14,704 --> 00:41:15,693 Hey... 511 00:41:18,641 --> 00:41:22,702 (Speaks French) 512 00:41:24,947 --> 00:41:25,936 You. 513 00:41:26,182 --> 00:41:28,241 You must keep your passport with you at all times. 514 00:41:28,484 --> 00:41:30,145 What are you doing, dancing around Paris without your passport? 515 00:41:30,219 --> 00:41:31,686 You are lucky the cop is my friend. 516 00:41:32,955 --> 00:41:34,320 Sit down. Sit down. 517 00:41:41,330 --> 00:41:43,389 Poor thing. he looks so sad. 518 00:41:43,499 --> 00:41:45,865 Maybe my hat will improve things. 519 00:41:49,538 --> 00:41:50,698 What do you want? 520 00:41:50,773 --> 00:41:51,865 You want something? 521 00:41:53,409 --> 00:41:55,775 Food? Wait. Wait. 522 00:41:56,979 --> 00:41:58,947 It is cheese, tomato. Eat it. 523 00:42:00,316 --> 00:42:03,717 Where are you from? Pakistan eh? 524 00:42:06,856 --> 00:42:08,619 Rajori... India... 525 00:42:08,657 --> 00:42:10,056 Ahhh... Namastey. 526 00:42:13,562 --> 00:42:16,690 I'm lndian too... half lndian. 527 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:19,027 You speak Hindi? 528 00:42:20,836 --> 00:42:23,896 A little. I am... how would you say... 529 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,038 A mix. Little lndian, some Spanish, some French. 530 00:42:27,243 --> 00:42:30,235 My mother is French and Spanish, Dad is lndian. 531 00:42:31,714 --> 00:42:32,976 Your Dad is lndian? 532 00:42:33,649 --> 00:42:36,550 Mama met Dad in Goa and boom boom... 533 00:42:36,685 --> 00:42:37,674 Here I am... 534 00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:40,348 I am Vijaylaxmi! 535 00:42:40,656 --> 00:42:41,645 Nice to meet you. 536 00:42:41,991 --> 00:42:43,288 You can call me Vijay! 537 00:42:45,594 --> 00:42:46,583 You? 538 00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:52,826 Myself Rani! 539 00:42:54,270 --> 00:42:55,635 Rani...Water? 540 00:42:56,806 --> 00:42:58,933 No, Pani is water. 541 00:43:00,309 --> 00:43:01,367 Rani - Queen! 542 00:43:02,278 --> 00:43:03,836 Okay, Queen... 543 00:43:04,547 --> 00:43:05,536 Nice. 544 00:43:06,248 --> 00:43:07,738 What are you doing here? 545 00:43:08,717 --> 00:43:09,809 (Speaks French) 546 00:43:10,953 --> 00:43:13,615 He's cute. Whose kid is he? 547 00:43:14,757 --> 00:43:17,555 He's my son, my life, my Ricky. 548 00:43:19,395 --> 00:43:20,384 He is your child? 549 00:43:22,031 --> 00:43:23,896 Then you did a great job with your figure. 550 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,897 Thank you. 551 00:43:29,071 --> 00:43:30,368 (Speaks French) 552 00:43:30,406 --> 00:43:31,737 Come on, let's go. 553 00:43:38,647 --> 00:43:39,636 Hello Granny. 554 00:43:39,715 --> 00:43:42,206 What have you been up to? 555 00:43:42,318 --> 00:43:43,285 I'm watching telly. 556 00:43:43,319 --> 00:43:47,312 If you wanted to watch telly, why go so far? 557 00:43:47,423 --> 00:43:48,754 Get out of that hotel room. 558 00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:51,521 I've heard you're in the most beautiful city in the world. 559 00:43:51,727 --> 00:43:55,026 And who knows, there might be a handsome Pierre waiting for you. 560 00:44:33,369 --> 00:44:35,496 "O rainclouds, go tell him of the girl" 561 00:44:35,671 --> 00:44:37,639 "Who grew up in the green shade of the mango tree" 562 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,333 "That girl was swathed in love" 563 00:44:40,576 --> 00:44:42,237 "Tell him about her" 564 00:44:50,986 --> 00:44:57,585 "O Rainclouds, tell him that this girl" 565 00:45:06,936 --> 00:45:15,901 "Once used her mother's keys to open a cupboard filled with dreams" 566 00:45:15,978 --> 00:45:22,941 "Out spilled lies dressed as fairytales" 567 00:45:24,653 --> 00:45:29,283 "Go tell him of those" 568 00:45:29,491 --> 00:45:31,891 "O Rainclouds" 569 00:46:00,022 --> 00:46:01,580 India Gate is the best place in the world, right? 570 00:46:01,657 --> 00:46:03,284 No, that's the Eiffel Tower in Paris. 571 00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:05,387 Eiffel Tower. 572 00:46:07,730 --> 00:46:09,493 I'll take you there on our honeymoon. 573 00:46:10,966 --> 00:46:12,797 And we'll have dinner at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 574 00:46:13,135 --> 00:46:14,500 You get food at the top? 575 00:46:16,271 --> 00:46:17,829 Oh you get lots of things at the top. 576 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:20,368 Chinese food? 577 00:46:29,284 --> 00:46:30,945 "O rainclouds, go tell my lover" 578 00:46:31,787 --> 00:46:33,345 "That my world has slowly dissolved" 579 00:46:34,189 --> 00:46:38,023 "ln the sorrow of parting" 580 00:46:39,028 --> 00:46:40,791 "I've forgotten my friends" 581 00:46:41,397 --> 00:46:43,126 "I've put away my toys" 582 00:46:43,766 --> 00:46:46,428 "And now I wait for the joys" 583 00:46:46,902 --> 00:46:49,700 "Go tell him of those" 584 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:54,073 "O Rainclouds" 585 00:46:57,846 --> 00:46:59,837 "My palanquin lies empty" 586 00:47:00,315 --> 00:47:02,306 "lts flowers have withered" 587 00:47:02,685 --> 00:47:06,644 "My tears turn the rainwater to brine" 588 00:47:06,822 --> 00:47:13,193 "Salt. Salt. All salt" 589 00:47:15,564 --> 00:47:22,026 "Go tell him, O rainclouds, go tell him" 590 00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:42,950 Hello, can I help you? 591 00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:45,859 I want to go back to lndia. 592 00:47:55,204 --> 00:47:56,728 We will let you know madam. 593 00:48:25,267 --> 00:48:28,202 No, no. Thief, thief. 594 00:48:29,838 --> 00:48:31,863 - Give me the bag, bitch. - Mummy, Mummy. 595 00:48:34,409 --> 00:48:36,001 My passport, my passport! 596 00:48:40,415 --> 00:48:41,814 No, it's my bag. 597 00:48:48,157 --> 00:48:49,522 It's my bag. 598 00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:51,487 Give me the bag. 599 00:48:59,067 --> 00:49:00,159 Hey you! 600 00:49:00,803 --> 00:49:02,100 Get away from her. 601 00:49:02,905 --> 00:49:03,929 Slut. 602 00:49:40,809 --> 00:49:41,798 Hello Vijay? 603 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,909 Where are you? I'm in the disco. 604 00:50:00,629 --> 00:50:01,618 Water? 605 00:50:18,714 --> 00:50:20,545 Was there a girl looking for me? 606 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,910 Over there. 607 00:50:23,252 --> 00:50:24,241 Thank you. 608 00:50:24,419 --> 00:50:25,408 Rain! 609 00:50:27,522 --> 00:50:28,955 It rains in lndia too. 610 00:50:29,858 --> 00:50:30,916 I'm from lndia. 611 00:50:31,193 --> 00:50:32,182 Rajori. 612 00:50:32,427 --> 00:50:34,918 I came from Rajori on my honeymoon. 613 00:50:35,097 --> 00:50:36,291 No one with me. 614 00:50:37,432 --> 00:50:42,768 Everyone says I'm better looking than Vijay. 615 00:50:42,804 --> 00:50:43,964 I wouldn't say such things. 616 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,608 But everyone else. 617 00:50:47,943 --> 00:50:50,503 My friend Sonal? She said he looked like a bus conductor. 618 00:50:50,545 --> 00:50:51,978 I didn't tell him. 619 00:50:52,748 --> 00:50:54,112 And his friend, Montu. 620 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:55,936 He said I was a wallflower. 621 00:50:56,518 --> 00:50:58,753 My life is such a mess. 622 00:50:58,779 --> 00:51:01,207 My life is such a ruin. 623 00:51:05,193 --> 00:51:08,026 Come. Have a drink. 624 00:51:10,732 --> 00:51:11,721 Alcohol! 625 00:51:12,467 --> 00:51:14,958 I obeyed my father and mother. 626 00:51:15,804 --> 00:51:17,271 I obeyed my teachers. 627 00:51:17,673 --> 00:51:20,904 Never cheated. Never lied.. 628 00:51:21,443 --> 00:51:23,741 I obeyed Vijay. 629 00:51:24,046 --> 00:51:26,310 Name a person and I obeyed him. 630 00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:33,210 I think Vijay has had sex in London. 631 00:51:34,923 --> 00:51:35,912 Sex. 632 00:51:40,062 --> 00:51:42,326 In front of our school, there was a convent school. 633 00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:48,900 The girls there would wear such short skirts, folding them, folding them up. 634 00:51:49,938 --> 00:51:53,965 I never did anything like that. 635 00:51:54,142 --> 00:51:56,303 You'd better change your ways Vijaylaxmi! 636 00:51:57,112 --> 00:52:03,051 Or you'll come to a bad end. 637 00:52:07,289 --> 00:52:09,052 Look at me. I'm alone. 638 00:52:10,926 --> 00:52:12,518 I'm doing everything alone. 639 00:52:13,028 --> 00:52:14,620 I'm crossing roads alone. 640 00:52:15,163 --> 00:52:17,028 I'm looking at the Eiffel Tower alone. 641 00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:19,996 I'm fighting muggers alone. 642 00:52:20,435 --> 00:52:22,369 But I held on to my bag. 643 00:52:24,973 --> 00:52:28,704 I showed that hoodlum. 644 00:52:29,811 --> 00:52:34,908 He's going to think twice before tangling with a Delhi girl. 645 00:52:35,050 --> 00:52:38,383 My life has become like my uncle's. 646 00:52:46,128 --> 00:52:47,789 He got cancer. 647 00:52:49,965 --> 00:52:51,432 Never had a drink. 648 00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:53,498 Never smoked a cigarette. 649 00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:55,264 And what do you know? He got cancer. 650 00:52:56,304 --> 00:52:57,771 Maybe he should have lived it up. 651 00:53:04,846 --> 00:53:06,370 A Bollywood tune? In Paris? 652 00:53:07,549 --> 00:53:09,016 Here? 653 00:53:09,451 --> 00:53:10,281 Bollywood! 654 00:53:10,352 --> 00:53:11,512 "The wine is flowing, it,s the depths of the night" 655 00:53:11,586 --> 00:53:13,178 "We,re not in hiding, we drink in full sight" 656 00:53:13,688 --> 00:53:16,714 "No one blinks when everyone drinks" 657 00:53:16,792 --> 00:53:19,955 "But my name is fair game..." 658 00:53:20,529 --> 00:53:23,293 "Whole bottles are downed and they drink, themselves to the ground" 659 00:53:23,398 --> 00:53:27,858 "But when I take a sip, the air gets tense" 660 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:34,308 "When I take just a sip...the scandal is immense" 661 00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:50,024 "My lover slips me just a sip, a scandal explodes" 662 00:54:56,358 --> 00:54:58,019 Vijay... Vijay. 663 00:54:58,093 --> 00:54:59,720 Vijay, Vijay, what? 664 00:55:00,362 --> 00:55:01,693 Have you lost it? 665 00:55:03,532 --> 00:55:05,227 How could you dance like that? 666 00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:07,264 With so many people watching? 667 00:55:09,437 --> 00:55:11,405 At least think of my image. 668 00:55:11,806 --> 00:55:13,603 Thank god mummy wasn't there. 669 00:55:15,577 --> 00:55:17,010 The other girls were also dancing. 670 00:55:17,112 --> 00:55:18,374 Am I marrying those girls? 671 00:55:22,751 --> 00:55:23,740 I'm sorry. 672 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:24,977 Yeah, sorry. 673 00:55:32,394 --> 00:55:35,386 "Outside, the storms rages at me" 674 00:55:35,764 --> 00:55:43,728 "Why does your lover live so cagily?" 675 00:55:46,141 --> 00:55:49,599 "What can be hidden in the depths of a glass?" 676 00:55:49,744 --> 00:55:57,810 "Touch it to your lips and it says: let it pass" 677 00:55:59,421 --> 00:56:02,879 "Why talk of tomorrow" 678 00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:06,416 "Why drown in sorrow?" 679 00:56:07,095 --> 00:56:12,533 "Oh no you loving me leaving me baby will hurt no more" 680 00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:30,079 Vijay, they stopped playing our song. 681 00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:50,863 Why are you such a sad sack? Come to Delhi some time. 682 00:57:51,132 --> 00:57:52,565 I want to vomit. 683 00:57:53,134 --> 00:57:58,470 My friends taught me a saying in English: 684 00:57:58,606 --> 00:58:03,270 Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it? 685 00:58:06,681 --> 00:58:08,911 You guys taste your burps? 686 00:58:10,118 --> 00:58:11,585 You taste your burps? 687 00:58:13,822 --> 00:58:18,054 In lndia, girls are not allowed to burp. 688 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:22,029 Everything is allowed here. 689 00:58:23,531 --> 00:58:29,834 But then in Rajori girls aren't allowed to do much. 690 00:58:30,338 --> 00:58:31,896 Let's burp today. 691 00:58:33,508 --> 00:58:35,601 You're quite good at it. 692 00:58:36,911 --> 00:58:38,378 You also burp. 693 00:58:53,128 --> 00:58:55,961 I love you. I love you. 694 00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:56,891 I told you, no? 695 00:58:56,917 --> 00:58:59,614 To call every day at the same time, a fixed time. 696 00:59:00,235 --> 00:59:01,600 Why isn't she answering? 697 00:59:01,636 --> 00:59:04,696 Why is she standing there? Rani? 698 00:59:05,573 --> 00:59:06,471 Hi. 699 00:59:06,508 --> 00:59:07,634 And who is this? 700 00:59:08,009 --> 00:59:09,772 I am Vijaylaxmi. 701 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,807 Nice to meet you. Daddy! 702 00:59:14,482 --> 00:59:17,178 Don't call me Dad. Call me Ashwin, 703 00:59:17,452 --> 00:59:19,181 Ashu for you. 704 00:59:19,387 --> 00:59:22,447 Wow, Rani, you never told me your father was so good-looking. 705 00:59:22,757 --> 00:59:24,952 And Chintu. How are you, Chintu? 706 00:59:24,993 --> 00:59:26,392 Very fine, thank you. 707 00:59:26,694 --> 00:59:28,821 Rani is having a fantastic time. 708 00:59:28,963 --> 00:59:32,091 Chintu, go and do your homework. 709 00:59:33,134 --> 00:59:36,399 And you, go and do your work. 710 00:59:36,571 --> 00:59:37,560 What work? 711 00:59:37,605 --> 00:59:39,197 What you were doing? 712 00:59:39,407 --> 00:59:40,396 What was I doing? 713 00:59:40,442 --> 00:59:42,535 If you go back to doing it, you'll remember. 714 00:59:42,644 --> 00:59:45,010 Ashu, when are you coming to Paris? 715 00:59:47,682 --> 00:59:48,740 Is that Rani? 716 00:59:50,518 --> 00:59:55,546 Oh, someone's watching adult films. Enjoy! 717 00:59:56,324 --> 00:59:57,655 Hangover, darling! 718 01:00:01,296 --> 01:00:04,163 What did I do last night? 719 01:00:06,568 --> 01:00:07,694 The cops. 720 01:00:08,303 --> 01:00:09,395 They were chasing you. 721 01:00:11,372 --> 01:00:13,033 And your dad? 722 01:00:14,309 --> 01:00:15,970 He found out you were drinking. 723 01:00:16,544 --> 01:00:17,977 He is on his way to Paris. 724 01:00:18,746 --> 01:00:19,770 Drink this. 725 01:00:20,515 --> 01:00:21,277 For your head. 726 01:00:21,316 --> 01:00:24,342 Who told my family everything? 727 01:00:33,228 --> 01:00:34,217 Oh a joke. 728 01:00:36,965 --> 01:00:37,954 Rani... 729 01:00:38,032 --> 01:00:39,727 You are a very jolly person. 730 01:00:40,902 --> 01:00:43,735 Has your husband left for the office? 731 01:00:46,274 --> 01:00:47,263 Husband? 732 01:00:48,309 --> 01:00:49,401 I don't have a husband. 733 01:00:50,011 --> 01:00:52,536 I have Ricky with my boyfriend. 734 01:00:52,647 --> 01:00:53,841 'A child out of wedlock?' 735 01:01:00,121 --> 01:01:01,611 Is that acceptable in Paris? 736 01:01:03,124 --> 01:01:04,216 Yeah sometimes... 737 01:01:06,494 --> 01:01:08,394 But right now stop worrying about that. 738 01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:10,054 Get up. 739 01:01:10,498 --> 01:01:13,228 I'm going to take you shopping. 740 01:01:13,501 --> 01:01:15,731 I really love this shop. 741 01:01:23,678 --> 01:01:25,509 And the changing room is over there. 742 01:01:28,483 --> 01:01:30,974 This dress has no material to it. 743 01:01:31,986 --> 01:01:33,578 What odd clothes. 744 01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:35,847 This is not my style. 745 01:01:37,358 --> 01:01:38,416 Vijay? 746 01:01:43,364 --> 01:01:44,353 Vijay? 747 01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:47,658 Rani. Are you serious? 748 01:01:50,004 --> 01:01:52,029 Looks nice. From the men's collection. 749 01:01:52,941 --> 01:01:54,067 Vijay, what do you think? 750 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:58,371 I liked the top but I need the shorts to be longer. 751 01:01:58,813 --> 01:02:02,340 Go inside. I will get the clothes. Stay there. 752 01:02:03,918 --> 01:02:06,716 VlJAY, I'm not wearing anything. 753 01:02:07,355 --> 01:02:08,982 Vijay, please give me my clothes. 754 01:02:13,428 --> 01:02:15,726 Vijay, these clothes don't suit me. 755 01:02:16,364 --> 01:02:18,389 Vijay, please give me my clothes. 756 01:02:24,205 --> 01:02:25,604 Talk to him, you need to tell him. 757 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,938 I tried talking to him. 758 01:02:41,022 --> 01:02:43,013 - You want some more? - No, I'm good. 759 01:02:53,468 --> 01:02:54,492 Woo-hoo 760 01:03:04,746 --> 01:03:06,941 "The sky was full of questions" 761 01:03:08,449 --> 01:03:10,474 "But there were answers to be found" 762 01:03:11,319 --> 01:03:12,650 - Come on. - No. 763 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,486 "Let sun and cloud fight it out" 764 01:03:19,694 --> 01:03:23,858 "What do I care? My heart is filled with song" 765 01:03:26,067 --> 01:03:31,664 "There's a smile that refuses to leave my lips" 766 01:03:33,775 --> 01:03:37,973 "I'm leaving my sorrow behind" 767 01:03:40,948 --> 01:03:44,850 "Let the pleasures of the day surround me" 768 01:03:49,323 --> 01:03:55,284 "Peeping around corners, happiness surprises me" 769 01:03:56,364 --> 01:04:00,926 "And look, how it's chasing away" 770 01:04:03,404 --> 01:04:09,172 "Peeping out of corners, happiness..." 771 01:04:10,445 --> 01:04:14,541 "Peeping around corners, happiness surprises me" 772 01:04:15,216 --> 01:04:16,877 Shall I tell you a non-veg joke? 773 01:04:18,619 --> 01:04:19,608 Non-veg? 774 01:04:21,055 --> 01:04:22,989 One day Santa told Banta... 775 01:04:24,726 --> 01:04:26,057 Santa? Banta? 776 01:04:26,494 --> 01:04:28,291 Santa-Banta, you don't know? 777 01:04:29,130 --> 01:04:30,688 Santa-Banta are famous. 778 01:04:31,699 --> 01:04:33,132 Santa-Banta are lndians. 779 01:04:33,634 --> 01:04:34,999 Santa told Banta: 780 01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:37,504 I know you are wearing my wife's panties. 781 01:04:37,839 --> 01:04:39,397 Banta said: 782 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,074 Your wife don't wear no panties. 783 01:04:42,143 --> 01:04:44,839 Santa said: Bro, sorry I doubted you. 784 01:04:52,854 --> 01:04:57,176 "The sorrows of yesterday.' 785 01:04:57,202 --> 01:05:03,517 'Peeping out of corners, happiness..." 786 01:05:06,934 --> 01:05:10,836 "lt runs away and is lost in the blink of an eye" 787 01:05:11,072 --> 01:05:12,198 Have you ever been to lndia? 788 01:05:13,608 --> 01:05:14,597 Yeah. 789 01:05:15,209 --> 01:05:17,507 You must be going to Goa, right? 790 01:05:18,946 --> 01:05:20,140 I love Banaras... 791 01:05:20,648 --> 01:05:21,637 Banaras? 792 01:05:22,183 --> 01:05:24,879 We went on a family holiday. 793 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,348 It was great fun. 794 01:05:28,756 --> 01:05:31,748 You get the best dope there. 795 01:05:31,993 --> 01:05:33,620 We also behaved like dopes there. 796 01:05:33,661 --> 01:05:36,994 Chintu and I had a buttermilk-drinking competition. 797 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:55,715 "You are a sparkler, a fountain of light" 798 01:05:56,317 --> 01:06:00,219 "A bubble of joy" 799 01:06:00,454 --> 01:06:01,614 Lip-to-lip kiss. 800 01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:09,855 "Like a note sung in the night, you are a symphony" 801 01:06:10,431 --> 01:06:16,529 "A borrowed moment of happiness" 802 01:06:21,642 --> 01:06:23,166 Why are you sitting in the dark? 803 01:06:23,377 --> 01:06:25,504 You know how the electricity in Delhi is! 804 01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:27,374 The laptop is running on the inverter. 805 01:06:27,682 --> 01:06:29,877 Have you met Verma Aunty? 806 01:06:30,218 --> 01:06:32,686 We're going tomorrow, me and Vijaylaxmi. 807 01:06:32,987 --> 01:06:35,888 You're taking her along? 808 01:06:36,023 --> 01:06:37,183 She's a very sweet girl. 809 01:06:37,391 --> 01:06:38,983 She seems a bit of a hippie but she isn't. 810 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,193 Where's your friend? 811 01:06:43,931 --> 01:06:45,956 I'm just saying hello. It's in our culture. 812 01:06:46,267 --> 01:06:47,666 Yeah. Where's she? 813 01:06:48,936 --> 01:06:50,767 I'd like to do this culture thing too. 814 01:07:06,487 --> 01:07:09,650 Your adult film ended before it could begin. 815 01:07:10,491 --> 01:07:11,924 Such a terrible thing to happen. 816 01:07:12,260 --> 01:07:14,455 Dolly. Look who's here. Rani. 817 01:07:14,528 --> 01:07:15,517 Rani who? 818 01:07:15,830 --> 01:07:18,128 Our Rani. Mr. Mehra's daughter. 819 01:07:22,737 --> 01:07:26,730 Ah yes, My poor baby, my poor lamb. 820 01:07:26,841 --> 01:07:28,536 This is my friend, Vijaylaxmi. She is from Paris. 821 01:07:28,643 --> 01:07:30,110 Bon jour, bon jour. 822 01:07:30,378 --> 01:07:33,142 Never mind, my little one, never mind. Sit down, sit down. 823 01:07:33,948 --> 01:07:36,610 You're again on your massage chair? 824 01:07:37,852 --> 01:07:40,047 Okay, what will you have? 825 01:07:40,154 --> 01:07:41,849 Nothing, thank you. Just water? 826 01:07:42,023 --> 01:07:46,517 Just water? Mom, Rani's here. 827 01:07:46,694 --> 01:07:47,854 Rani who? 828 01:07:48,029 --> 01:07:51,021 Our Rani. Mr. Mehra's daughter. 829 01:07:51,132 --> 01:07:56,900 My child, my poor child. 830 01:07:57,638 --> 01:08:00,072 How could this have happened? 831 01:08:00,241 --> 01:08:02,573 What was God thinking? 832 01:08:04,979 --> 01:08:06,844 It was a big shock to her. 833 01:08:07,248 --> 01:08:10,945 Since she heard, she's stopped eating and drinking. 834 01:08:12,086 --> 01:08:15,317 I don't feel like eating either. 835 01:08:15,723 --> 01:08:17,315 What a tragedy. 836 01:08:17,825 --> 01:08:20,589 You have to learn French here. What to do? 837 01:08:21,128 --> 01:08:23,858 I studied at Patel French Tutorials. 838 01:08:23,998 --> 01:08:25,659 May his lineage come to an end. 839 01:08:25,933 --> 01:08:27,093 May his face rot. 840 01:08:27,301 --> 01:08:28,825 May his eyes melt. 841 01:08:29,136 --> 01:08:32,162 What did my poor girl do to deserve this? 842 01:08:32,506 --> 01:08:37,136 May he have no place to rest his head in the world. 843 01:08:38,045 --> 01:08:39,205 What a shit. 844 01:08:41,315 --> 01:08:43,180 What a shit. 845 01:08:44,118 --> 01:08:45,176 What a shit. 846 01:08:50,224 --> 01:08:54,183 Mom also joined the same tutorials as I did. 847 01:08:55,162 --> 01:09:00,395 Me too, I learned French. 848 01:09:04,171 --> 01:09:08,232 (Speaks French) 849 01:09:08,676 --> 01:09:10,041 How was my French? 850 01:09:13,581 --> 01:09:14,878 Should we give her a hundred euros? 851 01:09:15,049 --> 01:09:16,209 What are you saying, Mom? 852 01:09:16,317 --> 01:09:18,080 It isn't like she got married. 853 01:09:18,753 --> 01:09:19,845 Give her 1 1 euros. 854 01:09:19,987 --> 01:09:23,718 That's quite a bit in lndian rupees. 855 01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:25,884 If you say so. 856 01:09:28,396 --> 01:09:30,159 Give her your blessings. 857 01:09:31,565 --> 01:09:34,227 This is for you and this is for Mummy. 858 01:09:34,535 --> 01:09:35,524 There's no need for this, Aunty. 859 01:09:35,569 --> 01:09:37,332 Keep it. You might need it. 860 01:09:40,941 --> 01:09:44,274 So what are you doing in Paris? 861 01:09:44,445 --> 01:09:46,106 Come to meet a friend? 862 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,511 A trip to take her mind off things, poor sweet lamb. 863 01:09:50,384 --> 01:09:51,908 I came on my honeymoon. 864 01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:53,809 Honeymoon? 865 01:10:03,531 --> 01:10:04,520 Emotional. 866 01:10:10,204 --> 01:10:12,978 Kudi-mudi. Kudi-mudi. 867 01:10:13,004 --> 01:10:17,362 My poor lamb. My poor baa lamb. 868 01:10:22,883 --> 01:10:24,350 - Hello? - Hello madam. 869 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,514 We can cancel your ticket to Amsterdam... 870 01:10:26,587 --> 01:10:28,452 ... and book you on the next flight to lndia. 871 01:10:28,889 --> 01:10:29,878 No, I will stay. 872 01:10:29,924 --> 01:10:31,016 Are you sure. 873 01:10:34,095 --> 01:10:35,756 You know what, we, re going to party like the other night. 874 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:39,197 I love when you drink. You,re so fun. 875 01:10:39,767 --> 01:10:42,531 There are so many cute boys out there. 876 01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:44,031 I hate bras. 877 01:10:48,242 --> 01:10:49,402 I found a condom. 878 01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:50,909 Thank you. I need two. 879 01:10:51,011 --> 01:10:54,105 Actually you keep one. 880 01:10:55,382 --> 01:10:57,350 Use it later. I,ll make sure. 881 01:10:58,185 --> 01:10:59,516 Condom in my bag! 882 01:11:05,292 --> 01:11:06,884 You left your bra here. 883 01:11:07,394 --> 01:11:09,385 You like it so much, 884 01:11:14,368 --> 01:11:15,357 you wear it. 885 01:11:17,671 --> 01:11:19,161 Come on, are you ready? 886 01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:20,923 I don,t have a change. 887 01:11:20,949 --> 01:11:22,459 This is all I have. 888 01:11:23,177 --> 01:11:24,371 You cannot go like this. 889 01:11:24,745 --> 01:11:26,372 You,ll have to pull the sleeves down. 890 01:11:26,647 --> 01:11:28,478 Okay? And the straps cannot show. 891 01:11:33,587 --> 01:11:39,526 Rani look at your breasts and your ass. Mi bella. 892 01:11:41,428 --> 01:11:42,759 Rani come on, we have to go 893 01:11:53,707 --> 01:11:57,473 (Speaks french) 894 01:12:01,982 --> 01:12:04,109 Hello... I,m waiting for you. 895 01:12:04,818 --> 01:12:05,807 Rajori 896 01:12:05,986 --> 01:12:08,853 Vijay, can we do something else? 897 01:12:11,525 --> 01:12:12,514 Come on. 898 01:12:47,561 --> 01:12:49,927 And this is how you travel in Paris. 899 01:12:51,065 --> 01:12:52,054 Perfect. 900 01:12:53,734 --> 01:12:54,792 Come with me. 901 01:12:55,536 --> 01:12:56,867 I'm scared. 902 01:12:57,371 --> 01:12:59,202 What will I do there alone? 903 01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:02,509 Rani. You've come from lndia to Paris on your own, 904 01:13:02,743 --> 01:13:04,335 this is only Amsterdam. 905 01:13:04,645 --> 01:13:07,045 And you are a brave girl. 906 01:13:07,848 --> 01:13:08,837 You'll be fine. 907 01:13:12,853 --> 01:13:14,684 This dress looks lovely on you. 908 01:13:16,690 --> 01:13:19,818 I'll send you some more from Delhi in this bag. 909 01:13:21,495 --> 01:13:23,486 I'll come to lndia. 910 01:13:24,198 --> 01:13:28,032 I promised Ricky I'd take him to lndia when he's five. 911 01:13:29,003 --> 01:13:29,992 Really? 912 01:13:30,037 --> 01:13:31,629 And l,ve to meet Chintu also. 913 01:13:31,905 --> 01:13:33,532 Chintu will die. 914 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,172 Ah before I forget, here. 915 01:13:41,315 --> 01:13:44,773 Give this to my friend Roxette in Amsterdam. 916 01:13:45,586 --> 01:13:46,917 This is her address. 917 01:13:47,354 --> 01:13:49,429 Call her if you need anything. 918 01:13:49,455 --> 01:13:50,906 She is a good girl. 919 01:13:51,692 --> 01:13:52,681 Promise? 920 01:13:54,428 --> 01:13:56,658 Go you'll miss your train. 921 01:13:58,165 --> 01:13:59,291 And don't change. 922 01:14:00,434 --> 01:14:01,867 You also don't change. 923 01:14:03,437 --> 01:14:07,874 Only... you could drink a little less. 924 01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:14,238 And reduce having sex with strangers. 925 01:14:16,150 --> 01:14:17,378 Send me your sermons on email. 926 01:14:17,518 --> 01:14:18,507 OK. 927 01:14:19,386 --> 01:14:20,375 Go on. 928 01:14:26,927 --> 01:14:27,916 I'll miss you. 929 01:14:32,466 --> 01:14:33,455 Rani.... 930 01:14:34,201 --> 01:14:35,190 You lost a Vijay? 931 01:14:35,803 --> 01:14:36,792 So what? 932 01:14:37,538 --> 01:14:39,005 You gained a Vijaylaxmi. 933 01:14:43,043 --> 01:14:44,305 Come on. 934 01:14:46,313 --> 01:14:47,780 Show me your moves. 935 01:14:50,918 --> 01:14:51,907 Bye. 936 01:14:52,219 --> 01:14:55,086 Call me when you get to Amsterdam. Take care. 937 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,120 How are you? 938 01:15:35,863 --> 01:15:36,989 It's me, Vijay. 939 01:15:38,532 --> 01:15:40,762 I want to meet you. I'm in Paris. 940 01:15:42,970 --> 01:15:43,959 Rani? 941 01:15:45,139 --> 01:15:45,867 Rani? 942 01:15:45,906 --> 01:15:46,895 Rani is dead. 943 01:16:34,855 --> 01:16:35,514 Hi there. 944 01:16:35,556 --> 01:16:36,682 I have reservation. 945 01:16:37,057 --> 01:16:38,046 In what name? 946 01:16:38,425 --> 01:16:39,357 Rani Mehra. 947 01:16:39,426 --> 01:16:40,518 Alright let me have a look. 948 01:16:40,861 --> 01:16:42,351 Vijaylaxmi did the reservation. 949 01:16:42,596 --> 01:16:43,756 Alright cool. 950 01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:45,754 Yes, I see you here. 951 01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:49,098 If you can take a seat somewhere there, I'll tell you when your room's ready. 952 01:17:06,420 --> 01:17:07,409 Rani. 953 01:17:08,589 --> 01:17:10,575 Yes, your room's ready. 954 01:17:10,601 --> 01:17:12,846 208. On the first floor. 955 01:17:12,993 --> 01:17:18,556 And you should go to this party at Paradiso on the 15th. 956 01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:20,224 Enjoy your stay. 957 01:17:20,901 --> 01:17:22,493 How about my room? 958 01:17:27,274 --> 01:17:29,469 It's at Paradiso on the 15th of February. 959 01:17:29,843 --> 01:17:30,832 Thank you. 960 01:17:31,678 --> 01:17:34,738 Check the party out around the corner at Paradiso 961 01:17:35,082 --> 01:17:36,549 This is wrong room... 962 01:17:37,551 --> 01:17:38,779 What do you mean: wrong room? 963 01:17:39,286 --> 01:17:40,412 Two men in the room. 964 01:17:40,587 --> 01:17:43,215 Yes, this is a hostel so you share a room with other people. 965 01:17:43,323 --> 01:17:45,223 No, I don't share a room. 966 01:17:45,893 --> 01:17:46,882 Yeah, well. 967 01:17:46,994 --> 01:17:48,018 I cannot. 968 01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:50,821 I need a room alone. 969 01:17:51,732 --> 01:17:54,030 We're fully booked, so I can't do that. 970 01:17:54,101 --> 01:17:55,432 I will not stay here. 971 01:17:56,169 --> 01:18:00,128 I'm told Amsterdam is fully booked up so you might find it difficult. 972 01:18:00,474 --> 01:18:01,998 I can only give you this room. 973 01:18:02,142 --> 01:18:04,167 If you want to find somewhere else, then. 974 01:18:06,713 --> 01:18:08,078 Sorry about that. 975 01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:43,505 That one's taken. 976 01:18:45,986 --> 01:18:46,975 Why? 977 01:18:48,221 --> 01:18:49,210 Top one's free. 978 01:19:14,247 --> 01:19:15,339 Hi Vijay. 979 01:19:16,850 --> 01:19:18,681 You are coming to Amsterdam? 980 01:19:19,953 --> 01:19:21,511 You are coming to my room? 981 01:19:23,223 --> 01:19:24,053 Okay. 982 01:19:24,091 --> 01:19:25,080 Tonight? 983 01:19:28,362 --> 01:19:30,887 Ok, tonight you're coming to my room. 984 01:19:31,098 --> 01:19:33,658 To check me? Okay. 985 01:19:59,559 --> 01:20:00,856 (Speaks Japanese) 986 01:20:01,995 --> 01:20:02,984 Party? 987 01:20:07,534 --> 01:20:08,523 Hey, 988 01:20:09,836 --> 01:20:10,825 close the door. 989 01:20:10,871 --> 01:20:11,929 You close! 990 01:21:11,631 --> 01:21:14,099 I'd like some more please. 991 01:21:18,705 --> 01:21:20,434 Our statuses don't match anymore. 992 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:21,905 We can't get married. 993 01:21:24,845 --> 01:21:26,540 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 994 01:21:29,549 --> 01:21:31,346 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 995 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,785 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 996 01:21:37,591 --> 01:21:39,752 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 997 01:21:41,027 --> 01:21:43,518 Because our statuses don't match anymore. 998 01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:47,388 Mummy. 999 01:21:48,268 --> 01:21:50,429 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1000 01:21:50,637 --> 01:21:51,763 Please, sleep inside... 1001 01:22:19,432 --> 01:22:20,592 Hold on a moment. 1002 01:22:24,571 --> 01:22:25,435 Hello. 1003 01:22:25,505 --> 01:22:27,530 Hello Chintu, how's it going, dude? 1004 01:22:28,942 --> 01:22:30,432 Vijay here. 1005 01:22:30,710 --> 01:22:31,870 What do you want? 1006 01:22:33,013 --> 01:22:34,503 Where's Rani staying in Amsterdam? 1007 01:22:35,215 --> 01:22:36,773 I can't hear anything. 1008 01:22:37,918 --> 01:22:38,748 Hello. 1009 01:22:38,785 --> 01:22:40,218 Wait, wait listen to me... 1010 01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:43,348 Wants to know where Rani is. Loser! 1011 01:22:44,624 --> 01:22:45,682 Loser! 1012 01:23:56,963 --> 01:23:59,193 I make breakfast for you. 1013 01:23:59,366 --> 01:24:00,355 Yes. 1014 01:24:03,570 --> 01:24:04,798 Thank you. 1015 01:24:09,342 --> 01:24:10,741 (Speaks Japanese) 1016 01:24:11,044 --> 01:24:12,068 Sit down please. 1017 01:24:14,180 --> 01:24:16,239 I'm Tim. I'm from France. 1018 01:24:16,583 --> 01:24:17,572 Tim. 1019 01:24:17,918 --> 01:24:19,545 Taka from Japan. 1020 01:24:20,387 --> 01:24:21,376 Taka. 1021 01:24:21,521 --> 01:24:22,988 Oleksander from Russia. 1022 01:24:23,590 --> 01:24:24,579 Alecjander. 1023 01:24:25,659 --> 01:24:27,388 No, Oleksander. 1024 01:24:28,094 --> 01:24:29,322 Alecjander. 1025 01:24:30,597 --> 01:24:32,565 Myself Rani, from lndia. 1026 01:24:32,966 --> 01:24:34,695 Rani? What does this mean? 1027 01:24:35,201 --> 01:24:36,190 Queen. 1028 01:24:38,738 --> 01:24:39,727 What is this? 1029 01:24:39,839 --> 01:24:40,828 French toast. 1030 01:24:41,675 --> 01:24:42,903 French toast? 1031 01:24:43,777 --> 01:24:44,971 I'm from France. 1032 01:24:45,245 --> 01:24:46,234 This is not French. 1033 01:24:46,546 --> 01:24:50,243 You get this only in lndia. 1034 01:24:51,718 --> 01:24:52,844 For food like this? 1035 01:24:53,253 --> 01:24:54,584 We sleep outside every night. 1036 01:24:58,391 --> 01:24:59,380 Hi Rani! 1037 01:25:01,661 --> 01:25:03,151 Where are mom and dad? - Coming 1038 01:25:03,463 --> 01:25:04,589 Where is she? 1039 01:25:04,731 --> 01:25:05,720 Who? 1040 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,563 Ms. Vijaylaxmi 1041 01:25:09,135 --> 01:25:14,232 In Paris. And I'm in Amsterdam, dummy. 1042 01:25:16,509 --> 01:25:18,807 Mummy, you talk to rani. 1043 01:25:18,878 --> 01:25:20,539 Why wont you get the stumps? 1044 01:25:34,327 --> 01:25:35,521 He called me too. 1045 01:25:36,029 --> 01:25:38,429 Taka, don't move. Wait wait. 1046 01:25:39,532 --> 01:25:40,556 Did you talk to him? 1047 01:25:42,268 --> 01:25:43,599 Do you want to meet him? 1048 01:25:45,372 --> 01:25:46,862 Or did you meet him? 1049 01:25:48,675 --> 01:25:49,664 Not yet. 1050 01:25:50,877 --> 01:25:52,708 It's your decision. 1051 01:25:54,114 --> 01:25:57,447 If you still like him. 1052 01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:02,282 And if there's anything we can do, tell us. 1053 01:26:02,722 --> 01:26:04,053 Did you talk to his father? 1054 01:26:04,624 --> 01:26:05,784 Yes. 1055 01:26:06,826 --> 01:26:09,056 He told us Vijay was in Paris. 1056 01:26:11,898 --> 01:26:14,526 I'm hungry. I'm going to get something to eat. 1057 01:26:14,768 --> 01:26:16,167 You haven't eaten since morning? 1058 01:26:16,269 --> 01:26:17,531 I'll call you in the night. 1059 01:26:20,974 --> 01:26:22,999 Sorry. Family. 1060 01:26:23,977 --> 01:26:26,673 Don't know I'm staying with boys. 1061 01:26:27,647 --> 01:26:29,410 (Speaks Japanese) 1062 01:26:30,383 --> 01:26:31,907 - Mom and dad? - Yes. 1063 01:26:34,354 --> 01:26:35,844 Talk everyday? 1064 01:26:36,456 --> 01:26:38,856 Yes, sometimes ten times a day. 1065 01:26:42,929 --> 01:26:43,918 Sweet. 1066 01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:55,701 Scusi! Pretty lady. 1067 01:26:55,942 --> 01:26:58,877 Buon giorno. You looking for something. 1068 01:26:59,846 --> 01:27:00,870 Food. 1069 01:27:01,181 --> 01:27:03,342 Food? The good food yeah? 1070 01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,484 That one across the street? 1071 01:27:05,585 --> 01:27:06,449 There? 1072 01:27:06,486 --> 01:27:07,453 That one. 1073 01:27:07,487 --> 01:27:10,388 The best! The most beautiful food in Amsterdam. 1074 01:27:11,691 --> 01:27:13,056 I eat there every day. 1075 01:27:13,293 --> 01:27:14,282 Thank you! 1076 01:27:28,374 --> 01:27:29,363 You? 1077 01:27:29,742 --> 01:27:31,903 Oh did I forget to tell you it's my restaurant? 1078 01:27:33,279 --> 01:27:34,268 Nice. 1079 01:27:34,848 --> 01:27:36,338 You are a pretty lady! 1080 01:27:37,383 --> 01:27:38,145 India? 1081 01:27:38,218 --> 01:27:38,980 Yes, lndia. 1082 01:27:39,018 --> 01:27:40,007 Miss Universe? 1083 01:27:42,755 --> 01:27:43,744 Crab risotto? 1084 01:27:44,057 --> 01:27:45,684 Bellissimo! The butter... 1085 01:27:46,359 --> 01:27:49,351 And it is soft, like your skin. 1086 01:27:49,762 --> 01:27:52,663 Fresh basil makes me hungry. 1087 01:27:53,299 --> 01:27:54,288 And with the crab... 1088 01:27:57,137 --> 01:27:58,126 No crab. 1089 01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,334 Pizocheri... 1090 01:28:02,442 --> 01:28:03,932 It's the dish of the house. 1091 01:28:04,010 --> 01:28:06,880 Now this is a dish right up my alley. 1092 01:28:06,906 --> 01:28:08,301 It is beautiful. 1093 01:28:11,784 --> 01:28:12,978 White quiche. 1094 01:28:13,052 --> 01:28:15,919 Potato, cabbage and cheese baked. 1095 01:28:16,022 --> 01:28:20,220 Three humble ingredients, it will blow your mind. 1096 01:28:20,693 --> 01:28:22,835 A tsunami of flavours in your mouth. 1097 01:28:22,861 --> 01:28:23,812 It's beautiful. 1098 01:28:24,631 --> 01:28:25,791 Okay, this. 1099 01:28:25,965 --> 01:28:26,954 This? 1100 01:28:27,133 --> 01:28:28,225 Good choice. 1101 01:29:03,570 --> 01:29:05,037 You need anything else? 1102 01:29:07,707 --> 01:29:08,696 Sauce? 1103 01:29:09,242 --> 01:29:10,334 Sauce! 1104 01:29:11,411 --> 01:29:12,400 And? 1105 01:29:14,747 --> 01:29:16,476 Garlic and ginger? Burnt? 1106 01:29:16,849 --> 01:29:19,340 Garlic and ginger? Burnt? 1107 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:21,744 And? 1108 01:29:25,291 --> 01:29:26,451 Dry chillies? 1109 01:29:26,893 --> 01:29:27,757 Dry chillies? 1110 01:29:27,794 --> 01:29:28,783 Dry chillies? 1111 01:29:30,396 --> 01:29:31,693 Dry chillies? 1112 01:29:32,098 --> 01:29:33,690 And lemon? - And lemon? 1113 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,467 Lemon you squeeze in this. 1114 01:29:35,535 --> 01:29:36,331 Squeeze! 1115 01:29:36,369 --> 01:29:38,588 It becomes very good. 1116 01:29:38,614 --> 01:29:40,831 And some more salt. 1117 01:29:42,609 --> 01:29:44,804 You know this is not lndian food? 1118 01:29:44,978 --> 01:29:46,070 No, it is ltalian. 1119 01:29:46,179 --> 01:29:47,612 It is ltalian! Brava! 1120 01:29:47,981 --> 01:29:50,541 Italian food, ltalian flavours. 1121 01:29:50,650 --> 01:29:53,227 Its not chicken tiki-taka masala. 1122 01:29:53,253 --> 01:29:54,736 Chili masala, no. 1123 01:29:54,787 --> 01:29:56,277 No, no, no. We have in lndia too. 1124 01:29:56,322 --> 01:29:58,085 You have in lndia? - Yes. 1125 01:29:58,825 --> 01:30:04,024 So why you put the salt, the pepper, the ginger burnt, the chilli... 1126 01:30:04,330 --> 01:30:05,262 ... I don't understand. 1127 01:30:05,331 --> 01:30:06,320 It tastes good. 1128 01:30:06,366 --> 01:30:07,355 It tastes good? 1129 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,389 It tastes better. 1130 01:30:09,102 --> 01:30:11,832 You lndians put the chilli everywhere. 1131 01:30:12,405 --> 01:30:14,202 You can't put the chilli everywhere. 1132 01:30:15,174 --> 01:30:16,607 You don't like? 1133 01:30:17,176 --> 01:30:17,938 I like. 1134 01:30:17,977 --> 01:30:19,638 You like? You don't like. 1135 01:30:19,746 --> 01:30:21,577 You don't like my food. 1136 01:30:21,781 --> 01:30:24,614 There is no need to put all this stuff in my food. 1137 01:30:24,684 --> 01:30:26,083 You don't like the food. 1138 01:30:26,185 --> 01:30:27,459 No, I don't want your money. 1139 01:30:27,485 --> 01:30:28,303 Take your money. 1140 01:30:28,354 --> 01:30:29,616 I don't want it. 1141 01:30:29,722 --> 01:30:31,815 Take your money. I don't want your money. 1142 01:30:32,759 --> 01:30:35,421 Hey. Ciao. And don't come back. 1143 01:30:53,613 --> 01:30:54,602 What happened? 1144 01:30:54,847 --> 01:30:57,315 (Speaks Japanese) 1145 01:31:15,168 --> 01:31:17,193 Tokhage. Yashcheritsa. Lzard. (Lizard) 1146 01:31:19,405 --> 01:31:20,531 Everyone got scared. 1147 01:31:25,411 --> 01:31:26,571 He was scared. 1148 01:31:30,883 --> 01:31:32,373 You're wearing my t-shirt. 1149 01:31:34,253 --> 01:31:35,242 Sorry. 1150 01:31:35,888 --> 01:31:38,448 Rani, Rani Tim ahh... 1151 01:31:38,925 --> 01:31:41,359 Olek, Olek Aaaa... 1152 01:31:42,862 --> 01:31:43,886 So scared. 1153 01:31:43,963 --> 01:31:46,090 Okay, guys. I have some CDs to sell. 1154 01:31:46,466 --> 01:31:49,731 I'll dance and get more money. 1155 01:31:58,478 --> 01:31:59,467 Good night. 1156 01:32:00,913 --> 01:32:02,676 You can... stay. 1157 01:32:06,052 --> 01:32:07,041 Sure? 1158 01:32:07,653 --> 01:32:08,642 Yes. 1159 01:32:09,622 --> 01:32:10,611 Thank you. 1160 01:32:12,191 --> 01:32:13,180 Lizard. 1161 01:32:17,663 --> 01:32:18,652 Joke. 1162 01:32:33,279 --> 01:32:34,769 When can I get the room? 1163 01:32:34,981 --> 01:32:36,175 I can tell you tonight. 1164 01:32:37,683 --> 01:32:39,344 And what about the lizard? 1165 01:32:39,719 --> 01:32:41,050 I'll call security. 1166 01:32:44,824 --> 01:32:45,813 So what's the plan? 1167 01:32:47,093 --> 01:32:48,958 I am going to the church and the museum. 1168 01:32:50,963 --> 01:32:51,952 Come with us. 1169 01:32:52,131 --> 01:32:53,098 Me? 1170 01:32:53,132 --> 01:32:54,224 Sir, your rent? 1171 01:32:56,502 --> 01:32:57,491 Tomorrow. 1172 01:33:01,474 --> 01:33:03,032 Alecjander. 1173 01:33:03,342 --> 01:33:05,105 Oleksander. 1174 01:33:05,611 --> 01:33:08,546 I think I'll call you Sikander. It suits you. 1175 01:33:10,917 --> 01:33:12,976 How much beer do you drink in a day? 1176 01:33:13,553 --> 01:33:14,417 Beer? 1177 01:33:14,487 --> 01:33:15,545 How much beer? 1178 01:33:18,124 --> 01:33:22,857 43 to 45. But I take 50 pisses. 1179 01:33:23,863 --> 01:33:25,854 You piss fifty times a day? 1180 01:33:27,233 --> 01:33:28,359 I go four times. 1181 01:33:30,403 --> 01:33:32,530 Have they gone to rent a boat or buy one? 1182 01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:36,086 I have a great sense of humour. 1183 01:33:36,112 --> 01:33:37,332 You'll soon find out. 1184 01:33:38,177 --> 01:33:39,235 This is a rip off. 1185 01:33:41,981 --> 01:33:42,970 What? 1186 01:33:43,616 --> 01:33:45,982 Expensive. 1187 01:33:46,953 --> 01:33:51,253 I sing, money, boating. 1188 01:33:51,791 --> 01:33:53,725 I didn't like the boating plan. 1189 01:33:53,893 --> 01:33:54,780 Too much money. 1190 01:33:54,806 --> 01:33:56,284 Let's go to the church. 1191 01:33:57,096 --> 01:33:58,085 Church? 1192 01:33:58,965 --> 01:34:00,878 You want to go to church? 1193 01:34:00,904 --> 01:34:02,892 I'll take you to church. 1194 01:34:28,895 --> 01:34:30,157 This hand is hers too. 1195 01:34:30,229 --> 01:34:31,662 She cheats and peeks. 1196 01:34:31,831 --> 01:34:33,162 My honeymoon fund. 1197 01:34:33,232 --> 01:34:35,564 Aleast return my boot. 1198 01:34:40,506 --> 01:34:42,872 Sonal? Rani this side. 1199 01:34:43,242 --> 01:34:45,333 Rani? Wait, wait. 1200 01:34:45,359 --> 01:34:47,203 Where are you? 1201 01:34:47,413 --> 01:34:49,244 Did you meet any hot guys? 1202 01:34:49,582 --> 01:34:50,674 I met some guys. 1203 01:34:50,883 --> 01:34:51,872 But they are cute. 1204 01:34:52,084 --> 01:34:54,712 Pack them in a couple of suitcases and bring them home. 1205 01:34:55,187 --> 01:34:57,382 Call me back in some time. 1206 01:34:57,790 --> 01:34:58,814 No, I'll call. 1207 01:34:59,191 --> 01:35:01,523 Nothing, nothing, Ayushman has done his business. 1208 01:35:01,928 --> 01:35:06,126 You take in the sights and I'll clean up some poop. 1209 01:35:06,265 --> 01:35:09,632 "Dreamers and dopers" 1210 01:35:09,702 --> 01:35:12,603 "Let's get moving, moving, moving" 1211 01:35:13,105 --> 01:35:16,472 "Let's get this started" 1212 01:35:19,979 --> 01:35:22,948 "This wild wild feeling" 1213 01:35:23,382 --> 01:35:26,044 "Has set my world reeling" 1214 01:35:26,819 --> 01:35:29,344 "And turned me inside out" 1215 01:35:32,091 --> 01:35:37,154 "You wild wild nomad, you wild wild nomad" 1216 01:35:37,263 --> 01:35:40,494 "What are your intentions about?" 1217 01:35:40,666 --> 01:35:46,662 "You wild wild nomad, show me how to party" 1218 01:35:47,473 --> 01:35:54,242 "Oh Lightning Lady, what's the agenda?" 1219 01:35:54,380 --> 01:36:00,114 "Oh lightning Lady, show me how to party" 1220 01:36:08,227 --> 01:36:09,216 Taka? 1221 01:36:10,796 --> 01:36:11,888 Same-same cap. 1222 01:36:12,999 --> 01:36:14,864 I'm taking for my brother, Chintu. 1223 01:36:25,211 --> 01:36:28,078 Rani! What is this? 1224 01:36:29,048 --> 01:36:32,313 It's an electrical massager. See? 1225 01:36:35,254 --> 01:36:37,245 This is for joint pains. 1226 01:36:38,524 --> 01:36:40,515 My grandfather has joint pain. 1227 01:36:40,860 --> 01:36:42,521 I'm taking for my grandfather. 1228 01:36:43,062 --> 01:36:44,051 What? 1229 01:36:54,006 --> 01:36:56,679 This is beautiful. 1230 01:36:56,705 --> 01:36:59,526 Where does it go? 1231 01:37:03,182 --> 01:37:04,774 It's a ladies' belt. 1232 01:37:05,317 --> 01:37:08,775 You can wear it on anything. 1233 01:37:10,856 --> 01:37:13,848 But I'll get these belts in Lajpat Nagar too. 1234 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:22,833 Lajpat Nagar. 1235 01:37:24,403 --> 01:37:26,132 Lajpat Nagar is in Delhi. 1236 01:37:30,009 --> 01:37:32,534 Foreigners find Lajpat Nagar very funny. 1237 01:37:33,946 --> 01:37:35,846 Lajpat Nagar is in Delhi. 1238 01:37:38,951 --> 01:37:41,385 People there are very funny? 1239 01:37:41,687 --> 01:37:42,813 What a nice shop. 1240 01:37:43,055 --> 01:37:44,545 I got gifts for everyone. 1241 01:37:44,690 --> 01:37:46,021 Family and friends. 1242 01:37:59,772 --> 01:38:01,535 What is this? 1243 01:38:03,375 --> 01:38:05,366 When people write this... 1244 01:38:05,511 --> 01:38:10,312 ... it is like they are leaving behind a piece of their soul? 1245 01:38:11,684 --> 01:38:14,585 A wall full of soul stories? Nice. 1246 01:38:17,156 --> 01:38:18,646 Why do you paint all this? 1247 01:38:19,425 --> 01:38:21,950 Whatever makes me angry, I paint. 1248 01:38:23,729 --> 01:38:24,718 And then? 1249 01:38:25,297 --> 01:38:27,492 I am going to paint on every single wall... 1250 01:38:27,666 --> 01:38:30,066 ...till they stop this stupid war for oil. 1251 01:38:32,238 --> 01:38:33,227 So nice. 1252 01:38:35,508 --> 01:38:37,373 I want to do something too. 1253 01:38:42,748 --> 01:38:44,477 So who is stopping you? 1254 01:38:47,620 --> 01:38:53,286 Vijay, Chaddha uncle was telling dad that I should work in his company. 1255 01:38:54,493 --> 01:38:55,309 I got eighty percent in the twelfth standard. 1256 01:38:58,697 --> 01:39:01,188 He's asked me earlier to handle accounts in his company. 1257 01:39:02,301 --> 01:39:03,495 Should l? 1258 01:39:05,671 --> 01:39:06,865 What did your dad say? 1259 01:39:07,173 --> 01:39:09,004 He said do what Vijay says. 1260 01:39:12,678 --> 01:39:15,476 Why should you work? What's the point? 1261 01:39:18,717 --> 01:39:20,309 Why stay out all day? 1262 01:39:22,721 --> 01:39:24,086 Am I going to starve you? 1263 01:39:24,190 --> 01:39:25,623 I have a job no! 1264 01:39:26,625 --> 01:39:27,649 Don't you have faith in me? 1265 01:39:27,793 --> 01:39:29,090 - Not like that. - So what? 1266 01:39:31,163 --> 01:39:32,152 Refuse. 1267 01:39:55,354 --> 01:40:03,227 (Speaks Japanese) 1268 01:40:03,762 --> 01:40:18,769 (Speaks Hindi) 1269 01:40:19,111 --> 01:40:27,041 (Speaks Japanese) 1270 01:40:31,323 --> 01:40:33,052 Hello Pretty Lady. 1271 01:40:33,459 --> 01:40:34,448 Sorry. 1272 01:40:34,894 --> 01:40:36,293 Take my fish please. 1273 01:40:36,395 --> 01:40:37,692 How are you today? 1274 01:40:37,897 --> 01:40:40,388 You look very pretty in the beautiful sun. 1275 01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:42,959 But you don't like my food. 1276 01:40:43,302 --> 01:40:44,064 No. 1277 01:40:44,103 --> 01:40:50,667 I return the money because no one should be paying for food they do not like. 1278 01:40:50,943 --> 01:40:52,774 Please take it. I insist. 1279 01:40:52,912 --> 01:40:54,277 - No. - Take it. 1280 01:40:55,814 --> 01:40:56,803 OK. 1281 01:40:57,283 --> 01:40:59,251 So you think you know about food? 1282 01:41:00,386 --> 01:41:01,546 You know food? 1283 01:41:01,754 --> 01:41:02,948 You know food? 1284 01:41:03,255 --> 01:41:03,846 Yes. 1285 01:41:03,889 --> 01:41:06,619 Yes? Why don't you make your own food and show to the world? 1286 01:41:10,129 --> 01:41:10,618 Huh? 1287 01:41:10,663 --> 01:41:11,857 Make your own food? 1288 01:41:12,031 --> 01:41:15,558 There is a sailing competition happening in two days at Volendam. 1289 01:41:15,801 --> 01:41:16,703 Why don't you come? 1290 01:41:16,729 --> 01:41:18,294 You cook, if you good, you sell. 1291 01:41:18,337 --> 01:41:19,395 A real challenge. 1292 01:41:19,905 --> 01:41:20,894 Cooking? 1293 01:41:20,940 --> 01:41:21,929 Cooking. 1294 01:41:23,008 --> 01:41:23,997 Money? 1295 01:41:24,710 --> 01:41:27,076 Yes, you can make money at the counter. 1296 01:41:27,646 --> 01:41:28,806 You give me a job? 1297 01:41:28,881 --> 01:41:29,870 I give you a job. 1298 01:41:35,621 --> 01:41:36,781 Step out of it. 1299 01:41:37,423 --> 01:41:38,788 You have the guts to do it? 1300 01:41:40,292 --> 01:41:41,486 Or are you scared? 1301 01:41:46,332 --> 01:41:47,594 Go for it. 1302 01:41:51,737 --> 01:41:53,364 You have the guts. 1303 01:41:53,472 --> 01:41:58,034 Fantastic. I see you at the Volendam Quai in two days. 1304 01:41:58,377 --> 01:41:59,366 Okay. 1305 01:42:01,714 --> 01:42:02,738 Give me my fish. 1306 01:42:04,683 --> 01:42:05,707 Your map. 1307 01:42:15,127 --> 01:42:17,322 Sikander, I think we've taken the wrong turn. 1308 01:42:17,396 --> 01:42:18,761 We should have gone straight. 1309 01:42:20,265 --> 01:42:23,132 Oleksander! Oleksander. 1310 01:42:24,203 --> 01:42:27,730 Live with it, now. Sikander suits you. 1311 01:42:27,906 --> 01:42:29,305 You look like Sikander. 1312 01:42:30,242 --> 01:42:31,504 Sikander. 1313 01:42:37,683 --> 01:42:38,672 Taka. 1314 01:42:41,053 --> 01:42:42,042 Tim. 1315 01:42:48,293 --> 01:42:50,727 This looks like the wrong address. 1316 01:42:51,063 --> 01:42:53,293 Sikandar, wrong address. 1317 01:42:53,399 --> 01:42:55,560 It's got to be the correct address. 1318 01:42:57,903 --> 01:43:01,999 This looks weird. Taka, let's go. 1319 01:43:02,074 --> 01:43:04,042 Concentrate on delivering your package. 1320 01:43:14,553 --> 01:43:16,020 Is this the address? 1321 01:43:17,990 --> 01:43:20,390 It is. Go, go, go 1322 01:43:39,611 --> 01:43:40,771 Hello miss. 1323 01:43:42,815 --> 01:43:44,578 I have a parcel. 1324 01:43:47,986 --> 01:43:50,648 It's a parcel for Roxette. 1325 01:43:55,394 --> 01:43:56,383 Yes. 1326 01:43:56,528 --> 01:43:58,018 Vijaylaxmi sent it. 1327 01:44:01,500 --> 01:44:02,489 Sit. 1328 01:44:06,705 --> 01:44:07,763 50 euros. 1329 01:44:09,274 --> 01:44:11,435 For what? 1330 01:44:11,877 --> 01:44:13,868 50 euros for half an hour. 1331 01:44:14,580 --> 01:44:16,081 I don't need half an hour. 1332 01:44:16,107 --> 01:44:18,473 This will only take a couple of minutes. 1333 01:44:18,550 --> 01:44:19,881 Please call Roxette. 1334 01:44:20,052 --> 01:44:22,111 Darling, I am Roxette. 1335 01:44:23,088 --> 01:44:24,282 You're Roxette? 1336 01:44:25,557 --> 01:44:27,422 Do you know Vijaylaxmi? 1337 01:44:27,759 --> 01:44:29,621 Vijaylaxmi? 1338 01:44:29,647 --> 01:44:32,016 You're Queen. 1339 01:44:32,264 --> 01:44:33,555 From lndia. 1340 01:44:33,581 --> 01:44:35,224 I'm so sorry. 1341 01:44:38,604 --> 01:44:42,438 I'm Rukshar, known here as Roxette. 1342 01:44:43,142 --> 01:44:45,736 I have a packet for you. 1343 01:44:46,245 --> 01:44:47,872 It's from my mother. 1344 01:44:48,814 --> 01:44:50,941 She has Vijaylaxmi's address. 1345 01:44:51,216 --> 01:44:53,411 That's why you had to deliver it. 1346 01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:56,483 I can't give her this address. 1347 01:44:57,022 --> 01:45:02,551 If she had the slightest doubt, she would just die. 1348 01:45:19,144 --> 01:45:21,374 Our family has been blessed with seven girls. 1349 01:45:21,847 --> 01:45:24,145 Then our father died. 1350 01:45:24,750 --> 01:45:26,183 Now I am the man of the house. 1351 01:45:26,552 --> 01:45:27,746 And I must earn our bread. 1352 01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:29,751 So why let it get me down? 1353 01:45:30,589 --> 01:45:32,181 Couldn't you get another job? 1354 01:45:32,758 --> 01:45:34,350 This is a difficult job. 1355 01:45:34,726 --> 01:45:36,250 If I could get one, I'd do it. 1356 01:45:36,662 --> 01:45:37,898 There's recession out there. 1357 01:45:37,924 --> 01:45:39,247 I have a degree in commerce. 1358 01:45:39,298 --> 01:45:42,927 Besides, this is a legit job here. 1359 01:45:43,669 --> 01:45:46,297 The government gives you benefits. 1360 01:45:46,371 --> 01:45:47,929 It pays well. 1361 01:45:48,140 --> 01:45:51,769 And when the money goes home, it's just money. 1362 01:45:52,144 --> 01:45:56,513 And it pays for two sisters to go to college and for another to get married. 1363 01:45:56,615 --> 01:45:58,674 I can show you pictures. Are you on Facebook? 1364 01:45:59,685 --> 01:46:00,515 I'll add you. 1365 01:46:00,586 --> 01:46:03,248 My email id is happyrani@yahoo.com 1366 01:46:05,123 --> 01:46:07,148 It's pole dance time. Come on. 1367 01:46:07,926 --> 01:46:08,915 Pole dance? 1368 01:46:36,989 --> 01:46:38,889 "l heard somewhere..." 1369 01:46:40,459 --> 01:46:42,017 "... that it's only a prayer" 1370 01:46:42,094 --> 01:46:43,686 "That can defrost an ice-cold heart" 1371 01:46:43,762 --> 01:46:45,627 "Do you wanna go there?" 1372 01:46:45,731 --> 01:46:47,028 "And try with a prayer?" 1373 01:46:47,099 --> 01:46:50,034 "Or will you just show me how to party" 1374 01:46:50,902 --> 01:46:54,299 - "When you come to me, anklets tinkling" 1375 01:46:54,325 --> 01:46:57,389 - "Each step will set them dancing" 1376 01:46:57,643 --> 01:47:00,703 "Then the drums will speak and your lips will hold" 1377 01:47:00,812 --> 01:47:03,645 "The secrets of how to party" 1378 01:47:04,349 --> 01:47:06,874 "This wild wild feeling" 1379 01:47:07,719 --> 01:47:10,187 "Has set my world reeling" 1380 01:47:11,056 --> 01:47:16,187 "And turned me inside out" 1381 01:47:16,295 --> 01:47:21,426 "You wild wild nomad, you wild wild nomad" 1382 01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:24,765 "What are your intentions about?" 1383 01:47:24,936 --> 01:47:31,671 "You wild wild nomad, Show me how to party" 1384 01:47:31,743 --> 01:47:38,410 "Oh lightning lady, why do you evade me?" 1385 01:47:38,617 --> 01:47:46,080 "Oh lightning lady, show me how to party" 1386 01:47:58,003 --> 01:47:59,095 Lets go Taka 1387 01:48:09,147 --> 01:48:10,307 You dance beautifully. 1388 01:48:10,382 --> 01:48:11,371 Thank you. 1389 01:48:12,384 --> 01:48:13,373 Do come to Delhi. 1390 01:48:13,452 --> 01:48:14,441 If it is His will. 1391 01:48:17,422 --> 01:48:19,185 Sikandar, get up. 1392 01:48:19,825 --> 01:48:22,123 Come on, get in the car and drive. 1393 01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:23,184 He's asleep. 1394 01:48:24,096 --> 01:48:25,723 Get in the car and drive home. 1395 01:48:26,131 --> 01:48:27,428 I'll have to drive. 1396 01:48:27,799 --> 01:48:30,461 Get in the car and drive home. 1397 01:48:37,509 --> 01:48:38,601 Come on hurry up. 1398 01:48:58,430 --> 01:49:00,523 There's a line behind us. Drive you, little idiot. 1399 01:49:00,599 --> 01:49:02,191 I'm pressing the accelerator but nothing... 1400 01:49:02,234 --> 01:49:04,065 Because you're stepping on the brakes... 1401 01:49:04,136 --> 01:49:05,125 One minute... 1402 01:49:05,737 --> 01:49:07,227 You're destined to spend your life on the bus, lady. 1403 01:49:07,305 --> 01:49:08,567 Get out of there and let me drive. 1404 01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:29,559 Toothbrushes for the masses. 1405 01:49:29,828 --> 01:49:31,193 And beer for Sikander. 1406 01:49:33,331 --> 01:49:34,662 Where are we going? 1407 01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:36,392 Today we're going to church. 1408 01:50:40,799 --> 01:50:41,788 Taka... 1409 01:50:42,334 --> 01:50:43,323 Japan... 1410 01:50:44,636 --> 01:50:45,625 Tsunami... 1411 01:50:47,472 --> 01:50:49,838 Mama Dad gone... 1412 01:50:51,142 --> 01:50:52,575 Job gone... 1413 01:50:52,911 --> 01:50:54,003 Home gone... 1414 01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:58,681 So we come here, on holiday... 1415 01:50:58,817 --> 01:51:01,251 ...to make him happy. 1416 01:51:01,987 --> 01:51:03,545 Taka has no one in the world? 1417 01:51:04,923 --> 01:51:05,947 He's alone? 1418 01:51:06,591 --> 01:51:08,422 No, he has us. 1419 01:51:13,932 --> 01:51:16,924 Mom-Dad, you talk every day? 1420 01:51:17,402 --> 01:51:19,768 Yes, sometimes ten times a day. 1421 01:51:23,542 --> 01:51:25,100 Who is that? 1422 01:51:29,781 --> 01:51:30,873 Nothing. 1423 01:51:32,484 --> 01:51:33,974 Good morning Rani. 1424 01:51:47,632 --> 01:51:48,997 Your boyfriend? 1425 01:51:50,168 --> 01:51:51,157 Fiance. 1426 01:51:51,836 --> 01:51:52,825 Marriage? 1427 01:51:54,205 --> 01:51:55,536 My marriage didn't happen. 1428 01:51:56,408 --> 01:51:59,707 He cancelled it. 1429 01:52:02,247 --> 01:52:03,236 Pain? 1430 01:52:11,690 --> 01:52:14,022 If he say sorry? 1431 01:52:14,759 --> 01:52:16,488 Would you forgive him? 1432 01:52:19,798 --> 01:52:21,891 Rani! Rani. 1433 01:52:22,167 --> 01:52:23,634 Come, come... 1434 01:52:24,869 --> 01:52:25,858 Yes coming. 1435 01:52:29,407 --> 01:52:30,635 Rani look. 1436 01:53:53,124 --> 01:53:54,819 I am so glad to see you. 1437 01:53:55,994 --> 01:53:57,757 I didn't think you'd show. 1438 01:53:58,697 --> 01:54:01,495 My kitchen is all yours. 1439 01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:04,525 And let's see what you can cook. 1440 01:54:05,603 --> 01:54:07,400 I get the money. 1441 01:54:09,441 --> 01:54:16,779 Today, I am just your boss and you are my chef. 1442 01:54:27,859 --> 01:54:28,848 He's so cute! 1443 01:54:28,927 --> 01:54:30,952 You...crush? 1444 01:54:31,596 --> 01:54:34,793 Yes. On him and on Salman Khan. 1445 01:54:36,868 --> 01:54:38,358 Now cook. 1446 01:54:39,370 --> 01:54:41,235 What should I cook? 1447 01:54:47,245 --> 01:54:48,439 Do you have a pressure cooker? 1448 01:54:48,913 --> 01:54:49,902 Cooker. 1449 01:54:50,281 --> 01:54:51,339 What's a cooker? 1450 01:54:51,816 --> 01:54:52,976 They don't know what a cooker is. 1451 01:54:54,052 --> 01:54:55,747 Spices? 1452 01:54:56,888 --> 01:54:57,684 Hing? 1453 01:54:57,722 --> 01:54:58,518 Hing? 1454 01:54:58,556 --> 01:54:59,250 Hing? 1455 01:54:59,290 --> 01:55:00,279 Hing? 1456 01:55:01,226 --> 01:55:02,352 What's Hing? 1457 01:55:11,903 --> 01:55:14,030 What do they call Hing in English? 1458 01:55:17,408 --> 01:55:21,276 Listen, what do they call Hing in English? 1459 01:55:23,448 --> 01:55:27,782 What do they call Hing in English? 1460 01:55:28,286 --> 01:55:29,275 Hing? 1461 01:55:32,090 --> 01:55:33,079 Mustard! 1462 01:55:36,294 --> 01:55:41,425 Its written on the bottle but I never read it. 1463 01:55:42,834 --> 01:55:43,823 Hing. 1464 01:55:51,943 --> 01:55:58,849 Rani, Hing is called Hing (Asafoetida) in English. 1465 01:55:59,617 --> 01:56:09,993 "Watch her fly, watch her try her new wings, throw open the cage" 1466 01:56:14,465 --> 01:56:23,931 "Watch her fly, watch her try her new wings, throw open the cage" 1467 01:56:34,385 --> 01:56:35,682 Out, out. 1468 01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:03,612 India's flag. 1469 01:57:03,648 --> 01:57:05,138 This way it becomes lndia's flag. 1470 01:57:05,483 --> 01:57:06,745 This is from lndia. 1471 01:57:06,985 --> 01:57:08,077 Food from lndia. 1472 01:57:08,553 --> 01:57:10,646 In Mumbai, pani puri. 1473 01:57:10,922 --> 01:57:12,651 Gupchup in UP and Jharkand. 1474 01:57:12,957 --> 01:57:14,390 In Calcutta, puchka. 1475 01:57:14,592 --> 01:57:16,526 In Delhi, we call it golgappa. 1476 01:57:31,276 --> 01:57:33,608 I told you, no one will come. 1477 01:57:34,379 --> 01:57:36,347 Don't give up. 1478 01:57:45,924 --> 01:57:47,721 Hello. What do you have? 1479 01:57:47,959 --> 01:57:48,948 Golgappa. 1480 01:57:49,394 --> 01:57:50,452 I want to try it. 1481 01:57:54,499 --> 01:57:55,557 Are you alright, darling? 1482 01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:56,758 Too spicy! 1483 01:57:58,036 --> 01:57:59,333 You're trying to kill me? 1484 01:58:02,874 --> 01:58:04,466 I think it was a bit too spicy. 1485 01:58:08,479 --> 01:58:09,468 Hello. 1486 01:58:11,516 --> 01:58:12,813 I want to try another one. 1487 01:58:13,384 --> 01:58:14,248 Me too. 1488 01:58:14,319 --> 01:58:16,810 After two minutes, the taste was good. I like it. 1489 01:58:33,671 --> 01:58:34,831 I'd like another one. 1490 01:58:36,841 --> 01:58:37,830 For my wife too. 1491 01:58:38,376 --> 01:58:39,172 Some sausage? 1492 01:58:39,210 --> 01:58:40,700 No, we're going for golgappa. 1493 01:58:42,180 --> 01:58:43,738 I am going to try some golgappa. 1494 01:58:48,052 --> 01:58:49,679 What is going on there? 1495 01:58:50,021 --> 01:58:51,613 "Those distances that separated us" 1496 01:58:51,656 --> 01:58:53,681 "Those philosophies we couldn't reconcile" 1497 01:58:53,725 --> 01:58:57,957 "They've been crushed underfoot" 1498 01:59:00,732 --> 01:59:04,759 "By a woman, swathed in her own light" 1499 01:59:16,114 --> 01:59:19,550 "Standing on the threshold we prayed for her" 1500 01:59:19,784 --> 01:59:23,276 "She's the one we longed for" 1501 01:59:23,588 --> 01:59:26,682 "No one knew how special she was" 1502 01:59:26,924 --> 01:59:28,448 "Here comes the morning" 1503 01:59:28,559 --> 01:59:30,117 Take it, you earned it. 1504 01:59:31,095 --> 01:59:32,653 I make the money because of you. 1505 01:59:33,331 --> 01:59:34,423 Fifty-fifty. 1506 01:59:36,434 --> 01:59:37,423 Thank you. 1507 01:59:38,302 --> 01:59:43,205 But I didn't get any of these golgappas. 1508 01:59:44,609 --> 01:59:46,076 I'll make one for you. 1509 02:00:07,598 --> 02:00:10,294 Spicy but delicious. 1510 02:00:11,436 --> 02:00:12,425 Mamma mia. 1511 02:00:16,841 --> 02:00:17,830 Rani, 1512 02:00:22,713 --> 02:00:24,681 Indian cook best. 1513 02:00:28,052 --> 02:00:29,917 But ltalian kiss best. 1514 02:00:31,422 --> 02:00:32,411 Nothing like that. 1515 02:00:32,490 --> 02:00:33,980 India is best at everything. 1516 02:00:34,125 --> 02:00:38,061 Take any Emraan Hashmi film and see! 1517 02:00:38,830 --> 02:00:41,890 Indians best at kissing? Show. 1518 02:00:43,801 --> 02:00:44,790 Prove it. 1519 02:00:47,138 --> 02:00:48,127 Kiss. 1520 02:00:49,474 --> 02:00:50,634 Lip-to-lip kiss? 1521 02:00:50,842 --> 02:00:53,072 Yes, lip-to-lip. Then what do you think? Knee-to-knee? 1522 02:00:54,112 --> 02:00:55,943 Your friends can wait outside... 1523 02:00:56,581 --> 02:00:57,673 ...India can wait. 1524 02:01:34,318 --> 02:01:35,546 Only for lndia! 1525 02:02:01,112 --> 02:02:02,238 You? Here? 1526 02:02:03,748 --> 02:02:05,579 I've been looking for you for five days. 1527 02:02:05,917 --> 02:02:07,316 And how many calls... 1528 02:02:12,690 --> 02:02:14,282 Why bother calling now? 1529 02:02:16,160 --> 02:02:17,457 Don't be like that. 1530 02:02:19,030 --> 02:02:22,625 I haven't eaten since morning. 1531 02:02:29,307 --> 02:02:30,296 Are you okay? 1532 02:02:30,441 --> 02:02:31,430 Yes. 1533 02:02:35,012 --> 02:02:36,206 Who are these guys? 1534 02:02:37,715 --> 02:02:38,875 My friends. 1535 02:02:40,284 --> 02:02:41,751 In five days, you made friends? 1536 02:02:43,221 --> 02:02:44,313 And that too with... 1537 02:02:45,623 --> 02:02:47,454 Anyways, that's not important. 1538 02:02:49,493 --> 02:02:50,892 I have to talk to you. 1539 02:02:53,664 --> 02:02:54,961 I missed you so much. 1540 02:02:58,536 --> 02:02:59,730 You've been drinking? 1541 02:03:01,305 --> 02:03:02,704 Just champagne. 1542 02:03:04,642 --> 02:03:05,734 Champagne? 1543 02:03:07,245 --> 02:03:08,644 Champagne is not alcohol? 1544 02:03:09,780 --> 02:03:11,907 You've started drinking now? 1545 02:03:13,417 --> 02:03:16,875 Is that what they taught you? 1546 02:03:19,724 --> 02:03:21,453 These hippie-types you call them friends? 1547 02:03:21,726 --> 02:03:22,892 Don't call them that. 1548 02:03:22,918 --> 02:03:24,083 They're my friends. 1549 02:03:24,695 --> 02:03:25,923 They're just like us. 1550 02:03:26,330 --> 02:03:27,422 My roommates. 1551 02:03:30,101 --> 02:03:31,466 You're staying with boys? 1552 02:03:34,538 --> 02:03:35,766 Do they know at home? 1553 02:03:37,275 --> 02:03:39,209 If my mother finds out... 1554 02:03:39,277 --> 02:03:40,266 Tell your mother. 1555 02:03:46,384 --> 02:03:47,373 I'm sorry. 1556 02:03:48,653 --> 02:03:49,642 Really sorry. 1557 02:03:50,154 --> 02:03:52,554 I made a mistake. Everyone's allowed a mistake. 1558 02:03:53,391 --> 02:03:54,483 I'm saying sorry. 1559 02:03:54,659 --> 02:03:56,251 I've come such a distance to see you. 1560 02:04:00,698 --> 02:04:02,290 My mother has such plans... 1561 02:04:03,134 --> 02:04:04,533 Everyone's missing you. 1562 02:04:06,003 --> 02:04:08,233 They're renovating the top floor for us. 1563 02:04:08,939 --> 02:04:11,703 Anyway, come with me. We'll sort this out. 1564 02:04:13,044 --> 02:04:14,443 I'm back now, right? 1565 02:04:15,246 --> 02:04:16,770 Just come with me. 1566 02:04:16,881 --> 02:04:20,681 No. I don't want to. 1567 02:04:22,720 --> 02:04:24,688 Queen, do you need help? 1568 02:04:26,023 --> 02:04:27,047 What help? 1569 02:04:27,258 --> 02:04:29,226 Queen, do you need help? 1570 02:04:29,427 --> 02:04:30,894 Motherfucker, just get out! 1571 02:04:30,961 --> 02:04:31,928 Chill, brother. 1572 02:04:31,962 --> 02:04:32,951 What do you mean...? 1573 02:04:33,030 --> 02:04:33,928 Rani, ask him to back off. 1574 02:04:33,964 --> 02:04:35,192 Queen, come on. 1575 02:04:37,702 --> 02:04:40,034 You want to go? Try me. 1576 02:04:40,271 --> 02:04:43,263 Stop it, all of you. This is personal. 1577 02:04:43,607 --> 02:04:45,097 This is Vijay. My fiance. 1578 02:04:47,812 --> 02:04:48,870 This is personal. 1579 02:04:51,048 --> 02:04:52,276 These are your friends? 1580 02:04:54,552 --> 02:04:55,883 Vijay just go. 1581 02:04:56,354 --> 02:04:57,343 Just go. 1582 02:04:59,990 --> 02:05:02,015 They started it. 1583 02:05:02,193 --> 02:05:03,353 Not now. 1584 02:05:03,527 --> 02:05:07,361 I've come so far and you're shouting at me. 1585 02:05:07,398 --> 02:05:09,866 Not today. We'll talk, just not today. 1586 02:05:10,434 --> 02:05:12,924 Should I fall at your feet? 1587 02:05:12,950 --> 02:05:14,793 I really love you. 1588 02:05:15,673 --> 02:05:17,038 I really miss you. 1589 02:05:17,274 --> 02:05:19,105 Vijay, we'll talk tomorrow. 1590 02:05:19,343 --> 02:05:20,742 He's still giving me attitude... 1591 02:05:25,015 --> 02:05:27,040 Please come with me. 1592 02:05:27,518 --> 02:05:28,678 I love you, Rani. 1593 02:05:29,453 --> 02:05:30,920 We'll talk tomorrow. 1594 02:05:31,989 --> 02:05:33,957 And tonight? You'll spend tonight with these...? 1595 02:05:35,393 --> 02:05:36,259 I'll text you tomorrow. 1596 02:05:36,285 --> 02:05:37,716 I'll tell you where I'm meeting you. 1597 02:06:13,531 --> 02:06:15,761 That is so bad. I don't look like that at all. 1598 02:06:15,866 --> 02:06:17,094 It's good no? 1599 02:06:17,401 --> 02:06:18,390 Bad. 1600 02:06:20,604 --> 02:06:23,437 (Speaks Japanese) 1601 02:06:24,375 --> 02:06:28,471 Rock show! Passes for the masses. 1602 02:06:36,153 --> 02:06:37,636 I can't come. 1603 02:06:37,662 --> 02:06:40,171 I have to meet Vijay. 1604 02:06:46,096 --> 02:06:47,222 It's okay. 1605 02:07:49,260 --> 02:07:50,249 I'm sorry. 1606 02:08:10,414 --> 02:08:11,403 Rani. 1607 02:08:22,860 --> 02:08:23,952 You look nice. 1608 02:08:24,728 --> 02:08:26,355 I bought this dress from Paris 1609 02:08:26,630 --> 02:08:27,913 You look nice too. 1610 02:08:27,939 --> 02:08:31,217 This shirt we bought for the wedding, right? 1611 02:08:32,369 --> 02:08:34,098 One mint tea for Rani. 1612 02:08:34,638 --> 02:08:35,627 Thank you, Roche. 1613 02:08:35,673 --> 02:08:36,662 Welcome. 1614 02:08:38,976 --> 02:08:40,238 What will you have? 1615 02:08:40,311 --> 02:08:41,300 No, I'm Ok. 1616 02:08:43,080 --> 02:08:44,377 Did you get a look around? 1617 02:08:44,982 --> 02:08:48,145 No. I didn't come to see Amsterdam. 1618 02:08:48,452 --> 02:08:49,714 I came to find you. 1619 02:08:51,322 --> 02:08:52,311 It's very pretty. 1620 02:08:52,590 --> 02:08:53,120 I saw all of it. 1621 02:08:53,146 --> 02:08:53,775 And Paris as well. 1622 02:08:53,924 --> 02:08:55,824 The Eiffel Tower too. I saw it. 1623 02:08:56,460 --> 02:08:57,449 Alone. 1624 02:09:02,066 --> 02:09:04,226 Rani, I know this was all my fault. 1625 02:09:04,252 --> 02:09:05,424 I'm really sorry. 1626 02:09:06,971 --> 02:09:08,438 Everyone's mad at me at home. 1627 02:09:12,009 --> 02:09:13,840 And look at you, now. You've become all hep. 1628 02:09:15,079 --> 02:09:17,639 I mean... I'm not interested in all that, I'm just saying. 1629 02:09:20,918 --> 02:09:22,678 I just want you back. 1630 02:09:22,704 --> 02:09:24,379 I really love you. 1631 02:09:25,356 --> 02:09:26,653 I really want you. 1632 02:09:29,994 --> 02:09:31,586 We've been together for years. 1633 02:09:32,029 --> 02:09:33,963 We can't throw that out. 1634 02:09:39,103 --> 02:09:41,037 Sorry about that thing with your friends. 1635 02:09:42,539 --> 02:09:43,386 But they started it. 1636 02:09:43,412 --> 02:09:44,725 They were getting aggressive. 1637 02:09:45,643 --> 02:09:47,076 Foreigners are like that. 1638 02:09:47,177 --> 02:09:49,737 I have lived in London. They're all a bit weird. 1639 02:09:50,881 --> 02:09:53,111 I was just feeling protective. 1640 02:09:54,852 --> 02:09:56,040 After all I'm your fiance. 1641 02:09:56,066 --> 02:09:57,846 If I don't feel protective, who will? 1642 02:09:59,423 --> 02:10:01,721 My dad will bear all the expenses this time... 1643 02:10:02,326 --> 02:10:04,055 Also what your parents spent last time... 1644 02:10:09,166 --> 02:10:12,101 I know, you won't be happy without me. 1645 02:10:13,337 --> 02:10:16,272 I spoiled everything. 1646 02:10:16,407 --> 02:10:18,238 I have to go. 1647 02:10:20,110 --> 02:10:21,099 Go? 1648 02:10:22,513 --> 02:10:23,639 To a rock show. 1649 02:10:27,484 --> 02:10:30,078 I'm talking about our life together and you want to go for a rock show? 1650 02:10:30,954 --> 02:10:33,184 Since when are you a rock fan? 1651 02:10:34,158 --> 02:10:37,321 It's not the rock show so much as my friends. 1652 02:10:37,661 --> 02:10:39,026 You had met them yesterday. 1653 02:10:39,296 --> 02:10:41,457 And I don't know when I'll see them again. 1654 02:10:41,498 --> 02:10:43,398 You're leaving me for those friends? 1655 02:10:43,901 --> 02:10:47,530 You weren't even supposed to be here. And this plan suddenly... 1656 02:10:47,604 --> 02:10:49,970 I've been searching for you like a madman. 1657 02:10:50,040 --> 02:10:52,474 We planned this rock show long ago. 1658 02:10:52,609 --> 02:10:54,113 But we're not going anywhere. 1659 02:10:54,139 --> 02:10:55,330 We can talk in Delhi. 1660 02:10:55,512 --> 02:10:58,879 I really love you, Rani. I'm sorry. 1661 02:10:59,416 --> 02:11:01,111 What are you doing? 1662 02:11:01,452 --> 02:11:04,114 - Talk to me. - Please. I'll see you in Delhi. 1663 02:11:04,154 --> 02:11:05,178 Rani... 1664 02:11:05,556 --> 02:11:06,784 Bye. I'm getting late. 1665 02:11:07,424 --> 02:11:08,413 Rani. 1666 02:11:08,525 --> 02:11:09,753 I'll see you in Delhi. 1667 02:11:16,233 --> 02:11:19,168 "ln every breath, I've searched for you" 1668 02:11:19,403 --> 02:11:22,600 "Swimming through this wild, wild blue, " 1669 02:11:22,840 --> 02:11:26,742 "I've spent my life looking for you Hoping for safe harbour" 1670 02:11:29,613 --> 02:11:32,480 "My companions have abandoned me" 1671 02:11:32,983 --> 02:11:35,918 "And now I must find the strength" 1672 02:11:36,487 --> 02:11:40,287 "To breast the wave and take the tide on my own" 1673 02:11:42,693 --> 02:11:49,030 "When all your guides walk away " 1674 02:11:49,633 --> 02:11:55,128 " You've got to blaze your own new way on your own " 1675 02:11:56,140 --> 02:12:02,704 "And yes, when every stream turns into a sea" 1676 02:12:03,080 --> 02:12:06,413 "Within my heart, within my soul" 1677 02:12:06,884 --> 02:12:10,251 "I'll find that space, calm and whole" 1678 02:12:23,767 --> 02:12:26,964 "I'll steer my boat, I'll find my way" 1679 02:12:27,137 --> 02:12:30,436 "I'll make my space and I'll do it" 1680 02:12:30,541 --> 02:12:35,911 "On my own" 1681 02:13:31,435 --> 02:13:35,374 "What if no one agrees to guide us? 1682 02:13:35,400 --> 02:13:37,763 We'll find our way" 1683 02:13:38,041 --> 02:13:41,405 "What if these tides be treacherous? 1684 02:13:41,431 --> 02:13:43,299 We'll find our way" 1685 02:13:44,781 --> 02:13:50,811 "And when we get to land, we'll accept with good grace" 1686 02:13:51,755 --> 02:13:56,715 "The space we've made for ourselves " 1687 02:13:57,361 --> 02:13:59,522 "Within my heart, within my soul" 1688 02:14:00,731 --> 02:14:02,596 "I'll find that space, calm and whole" 1689 02:14:04,101 --> 02:14:06,262 "I'll steer my boat, I'll find my way" 1690 02:14:08,572 --> 02:14:10,437 "I'll make my space and I'll do it" 1691 02:14:10,841 --> 02:14:12,604 "On my own" 1692 02:14:39,770 --> 02:14:40,862 Will she come out of this door? 1693 02:14:40,904 --> 02:14:44,237 From where else? Everyone's coming out here. 1694 02:14:44,808 --> 02:14:46,105 Flight arrived? 1695 02:14:46,343 --> 02:14:47,901 Of course. 1696 02:14:55,852 --> 02:14:57,615 They carry their own bags, see? 1697 02:15:00,223 --> 02:15:01,212 Rani! 1698 02:15:04,061 --> 02:15:06,552 Oh My baby! 1699 02:15:08,031 --> 02:15:09,123 How are you? 1700 02:15:09,800 --> 02:15:11,358 And give me that bag. 1701 02:15:14,438 --> 02:15:17,305 We had so much fun. Look, she has straightened her hair. 1702 02:15:18,742 --> 02:15:23,111 Come on let's go. 1703 02:15:24,982 --> 02:15:29,817 Mummy, this is Vijaylaxmi. 1704 02:15:33,490 --> 02:15:34,821 Whose house is that? 1705 02:15:35,158 --> 02:15:38,491 Mr. Verma's house. It's entirely pink. 1706 02:15:39,062 --> 02:15:42,793 They sent you a little Eiffel Tower as a gift. 1707 02:15:43,367 --> 02:15:44,732 Speaking of gifts... 1708 02:15:44,768 --> 02:15:45,826 I've got you lots of stuff. 1709 02:15:45,852 --> 02:15:46,963 Video games and everything. 1710 02:15:47,004 --> 02:15:48,733 I want to see the pictures too. 1711 02:15:48,839 --> 02:15:50,067 See them at home. 1712 02:15:50,173 --> 02:15:51,333 You drive the car. 1713 02:15:51,575 --> 02:15:53,936 These 3 boys became my good friends. 1714 02:15:53,962 --> 02:15:56,060 We were together all the time. 1715 02:15:57,347 --> 02:15:59,975 And this Kurta? (Dress) You didn't buy that here. 1716 02:16:00,117 --> 02:16:01,170 I bought it in Amsterdam. 1717 02:16:01,196 --> 02:16:02,838 It's 'Made in lndia', can you imagine? 1718 02:16:04,354 --> 02:16:06,185 I only realized after I bought it. 1719 02:16:06,390 --> 02:16:07,789 Dad, set me down at Vijay's house. 1720 02:16:07,858 --> 02:16:09,086 Show me the pictures. 1721 02:16:21,505 --> 02:16:22,597 Should we wait? 1722 02:16:23,774 --> 02:16:26,299 You go at home. This won't take long. 1723 02:16:26,743 --> 02:16:28,005 Should we wait? 1724 02:16:28,745 --> 02:16:29,986 How will she come back alone? 1725 02:16:30,012 --> 02:16:31,612 We should have sent Chintu with her. 1726 02:16:31,648 --> 02:16:33,275 She's been across the world and you... 1727 02:16:36,553 --> 02:16:37,577 Hello, Mummy. 1728 02:16:39,056 --> 02:16:43,459 Oh my god! I can't believe it. 1729 02:16:43,593 --> 02:16:44,959 You look so pretty. 1730 02:16:44,985 --> 02:16:46,781 Vijay, look who's here. 1731 02:16:46,963 --> 02:16:48,328 Have a seat darling. 1732 02:16:49,866 --> 02:16:51,299 How much you've changed. 1733 02:16:51,668 --> 02:16:53,795 And straightened your hair! 1734 02:16:55,238 --> 02:16:56,677 Deep neck! 1735 02:16:56,703 --> 02:16:59,723 But you look lovely. 1736 02:17:00,844 --> 02:17:05,440 You know, when you disappeared, we were all so worried. 1737 02:17:05,749 --> 02:17:07,114 You didn't even tell us. 1738 02:17:07,384 --> 02:17:09,079 And yet you didn't even call once? 1739 02:17:10,821 --> 02:17:11,810 Never mind. 1740 02:17:12,022 --> 02:17:14,513 These things happen between husbands and wives. 1741 02:17:15,525 --> 02:17:19,859 Now you've come into this house, my holidays begin. 1742 02:17:21,431 --> 02:17:27,267 When they go off to the office, we'll have a blast. 1743 02:17:27,938 --> 02:17:31,305 Leisurely cups of tea, then a little gossip and some magazines. 1744 02:17:31,374 --> 02:17:34,207 Then we'll sally out to the beauty parlour or see a film. 1745 02:17:35,145 --> 02:17:37,443 I tell you what join my kitty party. 1746 02:17:38,248 --> 02:17:40,239 By god, we'll have fun. 1747 02:17:40,784 --> 02:17:43,753 Vijay, come and see who's here. 1748 02:17:44,321 --> 02:17:45,788 I don't know where this boy is. 1749 02:17:46,289 --> 02:17:49,816 Wait, I'll make you a nice cup of tea. 1750 02:17:58,735 --> 02:18:00,168 Call you back. 1751 02:18:20,223 --> 02:18:21,212 What is it? 1752 02:18:30,133 --> 02:18:31,395 No, Rani. 1753 02:18:34,938 --> 02:18:36,303 Please don't do this, Rani. 1754 02:18:36,940 --> 02:18:38,134 I love you, Rani. 1755 02:18:44,381 --> 02:18:45,370 Thank you! 1756 02:18:56,860 --> 02:18:57,849 Rani! 1757 02:18:58,762 --> 02:19:01,629 "Within my heart, within my soul" 1758 02:19:02,165 --> 02:19:05,328 "I'll find that space, calm and whole" 1759 02:19:05,569 --> 02:19:09,903 "I'll steer my boat, I'll find my way" 1760 02:19:10,440 --> 02:19:11,634 Rani left? 1761 02:19:30,260 --> 02:19:33,161 Where have you been? I haven't seen you on Facebook. 1762 02:19:33,296 --> 02:19:35,821 You haven't even called Send me some pictures at least. 1763 02:19:35,999 --> 02:19:39,196 I m uploading them right away, check it 1764 02:20:33,490 --> 02:20:34,957 Can I tell you a joke? 1765 02:20:35,659 --> 02:20:37,684 Once there were two people Santa and Banta. 1766 02:20:37,861 --> 02:20:39,351 So Santa says to Banta, 1767 02:20:39,462 --> 02:20:40,759 Santa Banta? 1768 02:21:53,503 --> 02:21:54,629 Can we go to the church? 1769 02:22:58,401 --> 02:23:03,805 You know your name should be "Drama Queen". 118763

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