Original subtitles

(mellow music)

- [Voiceover] You know this can't last forever, right?

- [Voiceover] What's here forever?

- [Voiceover] I don't know.

But I know it can't last?

- [Voiceover] They're not going to get us.

They're not going to get us.

Let's play another game.

- [Voiceover] Do you wanna die?

- [Voiceover] Yeah. - [Voiceover] You do?

- [Voiceover] Yeah. - [Voiceover] With me?

- [Voiceover] Yes.

How do you want to do it?

- [Voiceover] So we're gonna choose when we're gonna die.

I think that's a good idea.

So, let's die like...

We can hang ourselves.

- [Voiceover] No, no.

- [Voiceover] Why don't we die like, (sucks teeth)

kamikazes.

- [Voiceover] Like we just (imitates explosion)

- [Voiceover] Yeah.

- [Voiceover] People love when people die.

- [Voiceover] They do.

- [Voiceover] What if we die like,

like kings. - [Voiceover] Like kings?

- [Voiceover] You know, like we get to,

we get to kinda like choose when we die.

What if we got to die, what if we--

(snorts)

samurais!

- [Voiceover] Yes.

That's it.

- [Voiceover] Yes,

yes.

To tell the world who we are.

- [Voiceover] Mmm-hmmm.

- [Voiceover] Tell the world who we are.

- [Voiceover] Mmm-hmm.

- [Voiceover] Tell the world that we could do anything.

- [Voiceover] Mmm-hmm.

- [Voiceover] They'll listen to us

'cause samurais are loyal.

We're gonna be together forever because we're loyal.

And everyone else, they're not loyal like we are.

They're not like in love like we are.

- [Voiceover] I'm there with you.

- [Voiceover] Yes.

- [Voiceover] We'll do it, okay?

- [Voiceover] Yes.

(kissing)

- [Voiceover] Now you have to do it with me.

(heavy breathing)

- [Voiceover] Okay.

Okay. Let's do it.

(light snoring)

(people talking in background)

(paper ripping)

- I'm August.

- Beto.

- Beto.

- Yeah. - [August] Beto?.

- (spits) Yeah, no one ever says it right.

You said it right.

(match striking)

- Got a cigarette?

- Yeah.

Oh shit.

It's my last.

Go with me.

(sighs)

- You going home?

- Yeah.

You allowed to have people over and shit?

- Alright, let's do it, man.

(urinating)

(sighs)

(laughing)

- Hey.

Want me come with you?

- Yeah.

- Let's go.

- It's that way.

(howling)

(laughing)

♪ My world, my world,

♪ My world, my world

♪ My world, my world

(sighing)

(grunting)

(slapping)

(sniffing)

- Warriors.

- (imitating explosion) Wide, wide.

(whispering)

(shower running)

- Are you packing a bag?

- Yeah.

- Don't forget the smokes.

(spits)

(coins rattling)

- All the money in the world.

- Coin here?

- Check under there to see if they have anything

that'll mess it up.

Like sometimes a nail.

Like a coin.

- That's it.

- We can go there.

(sneezes)

- Hi. What's your favorite thing here?

- [Voiceover] is that number one?

- Number one.

Okay.

I wanna get meal combo one.

- [August] Me too. - $7.99 plus tax.

Can I have meal combo one?

- [Waitress] Scrambled eggs? - No, sunny-side up.

And, can I have three eggs,

bacon, hash browns, and two pancakes?

- Do you have scrambled eggs?

- [Waitress] Yeah.

- Can I have them, but when you make your scrambled eggs,

can you make them a little longer than normal?

- Cooked? Well done cook?

- Yes. - [Waitress] Okay, Well done.

- Yes, well done.

- No soft?

- Yeah. What did you get for meat?

- Bacon. - [August] Bacon.

- Uh huh, okay. - [August] And pancakes.

Please. - [Beto] And maple syrup.

- Yeah, syrup and butter on the side.

- And butter. Oh, fruit?

- No, no fruit. - [August] Chocolate milk?

- Chocolate? - [August] Milk.

Chocolate milk.

- Mmm, can I have a hot chocolate?

- Hot chocolate. - [Beto] Hot chocolate

- [August] Do you have whipped cream or marshmallows?

- No, just plain. - [August] Hot chocolate.

(laughing)

That's different, makes it a lot more interesting.

- Thank you very much. I be right back.

- Oh, thank you.

Fucking so hot.

- Fuck.

- Looks like a bowl.

(whistling)

Have some, please.

- No, no.

- Scrambled eggs?

I be right back. - [August] Oh thank you.

- Tomato sauce here? Ketchup, ketchup?

- Oh, thank you.

- Thank you so much.

- Smiley face, bum, bum.

- So much cutlery.

So little time.

Thank you.

Drink yours through my arm.

- Oh.

This is what-- - [Beto] Cheers.

- This is what they do in Europe.

Here.

- Strawberry jam.

(belching)

(chatter in background)

Throw my board.

(laughing) That guy's just like, "Fuck you."

♪ Little bird in the dead of night ♪

You're a dog. You're a dog.

(whistling)

(banging on door)

- What?

(screaming)

Oh my god, what the fuck?

Oh my god!

Oh my god, you're alive. (laughs)

oh my god!

(laughing)

You're back from the dead, motherfucker.

Where have you guys been?

- Where you going?

- I am redecorating.

- [Beto] Is George still here?

George!

- No George isn't here, he hasn't been here for months.

- Yeah.

My god, is that new?

- Yeah. - [Beto] What's it say?

- Nunya business.

Hey, I'm glad you came--

- Hi. - [Beto] What's going on?

- Nothing.

- Yeah, just hanging out, whatever.

(hitting boots)

- Uh, hi.

- [Beto] Move, move. - Hey.

- You don't just come and sit in between people.

Manners, and respect.

- I'll just go on the other side.

- [V] She was just leaving.

- V, V.

- [August] Oh oh. This bitch right here.

- [Beto] Where'd you get this from?

Chulo gave it to you?

Is Chulo still trying to fuck you again.

- No.

But I did take it from him. (laughs)

- I'm kinda like V.

What is it?

(sniffs)

(laughter)

- Aww.

- What's you name, what's your deal, what's your name?

- [Girl In Black] Cissy. - Cissy.

- [Cissy] Yeah, how about you guys?

How do you know each other?

- We all go back.

- [Beto] This is cool. - [Cissy] Thank you.

- [Beto] Is like one ring not enough for you?

And you have to wear five on your neck, or something?

- Yeah, actually, they're stones.

- They're stones?

- [Cissy] Yeah, they're magic stones.

- They're magic? - [Cissy] Very.

- They have really cool meanings and stuff?

- Uh huh.

- They're gonna be like--

- Like immunity.

- Immunity, immunity.

Where's the immunity now?

- [August] What happens if he takes the stones?

Do you like melt or something?

- No.

- [August] Do you wither away and turn into an old woman?

- [V] Like a witch.

(all talking at once)

- What happens, the stones are gone.

- [Beto] Oh my god, August, she has the phone.

- Give me that fucking phone!

- Thank you.

- That makes you laugh? Really?

- (laughs) You're not going anywhere.

- Yeah, I'm going somewhere.

- Film her, film her, film her.

- [Cissy] What? - What did I do to you?

(mocking August)

- What did I do to you?

Look at you, look at you.

Fucking mocking me.

Ooh, you're tough, aren't you?

(giggles)

- Don't touch my fucking-- - [Beto] Hey, hey.

- Get the phone, get the phone from her.

- Stop being so mean to her.

Tell me how much you love me.

- [Cissy] I don't love you.

- [Beto] Tell me how much you love me.

- [August] Tell me your last words.

- We're gonna kill you.

We're gonna kill you.

Tell us your last words.

Your dad has a bigger dick than yours.

(August laughs)

- [Beto] Oh my god! Did you fuck my dad?

Can you tell me where he is?

(laughing)

- Get away from me!

- [August] I gotta figure out what I want to do to you.

You ain't going nowhere.

- Give me the fucking bracelet.

- I want you to film her, that's what I want.

- What the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are these people?

Get the fuck outta my face!

- Tell me your last words, tell me your last words.

- You don't get to fucking talk to him like that.

- What are your last words?

What are your last words?

- Get the fuck out.

(all yelling)

- Your place smells like shit, now I know why.

- (all yelling)

- Go, get outta my motherfucker!

- Get the fuck outta here.

You're a fucking whore. - [Cissy] Fuck you.

- [Beto] Look at you.

A fucking whore!

- Say something, whoo! Bye!

Nice ass.

- She's got small fingers.

- [August] Watch you walking away, you little bitch.

- Bye!

August, leave it. Let's go.

- That girl. (laughs)

- She was fun, though.

Was she good? - [V] No.

- [August] Is she Russian, or some shit?

- I didn't even know her name was Cissy until you guys--

(laughs)

- She had some fire to her.

- [Beto] She has a cool phone.

- He was convinced that he was a whale.

- I was like this, dude, I was like,

I couldn't put my head,

- He like changed his body,

like he was full-on whale.

- I couldn't put my tail down either.

I was just like--

- [V] His tail. - I swear to god,

I thought I was sprouting.

And I was like this.

- Like it fucking exploded, some dude was like fucking,

"Cut it open." for, you know, 'cause that's what they do.

Fucking exploring whales.

- have you guys seen this, I'll fucking show it to you.

Where is the,

where is that bitch's phone?

- No, no, it's the one with the gas, right?

- No, have you ever seen that whale, right,

where the two fucking whales capture a seal,

and then they're smashing the seal?

And then they're playing with the seal,

and then they don't eat it, they fucking let it go?

- Like maliciously, or like friendly?

- No, friendly, like they're throwing the fucking seal,

then they let it go.

- Fucking bad ass, man.

- It was on--

(laughing)

We were in my friends apartment,

and my friend, he... (laughing)

Okay, we were 'shrooming, right,

and he wanted to listen to the Mars Volta,

as loud as he could.

And we had to get out,

so we were locked outside, and

it was raining,

and the raindrops look like stars that were falling.

And they looked like they were falling on my face,

I could feel it,

and then I touched my face, because I wanted to touch one,

and they were tears, 'cause I was crying.

I didn't even know that.

And then we were walking, and half of us split up,

and it was so dark,

like dark like in my heart, like it was dark.

And then I felt like I was in hell.

I was scared.

And then we saw our friends from across the way,

and I was still crying and I was so happy.

We can go on our own individual journeys

and we will meet up again.

I had no idea I was going to see them.

It's fucking crazy.

This is like temporary, you know what I mean.

These bodies, like this is nothing.

This is just like,

this is fucking temporary.

I don't know.

Ever since that day, I was never scared of death

or anything again.

It was just like peace.

- [Beto] There's nothing to be scared of.

- Yeah.

- Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard.

Would you really be that upset if you had to die?

- [V] Probably not.

- Even with what you know?

You could fight.

- [V] I'm not afraid of that next step.

Like wherever that's going take me.

- [August] So not even death.

- Right. - [August] Yeah.

- 'Cause this isn't even really life.

- [August] For sure.

- [V] Maybe we'll be in the next phase

talking about something else.

- It's like an opportunity to go somewhere else.

- It might be just like this one, then we're all fucked.

I don't know.

- [August] Like, we move on to something

different, or something.

Wanna get going? - [Beto] Yeah.

- Alright, good segway.

It was good seeing you.

- Good seeing you.

- 'Cause I'm probably not going to see you like another

fucking year.

- Yeah.

- Bye. It was good seeing you.

- You too.

- [V] Take care of each other.

- Yeah.

- [August] Thank you for having that crazy bitch over.

(Beto imitates explosion)

- Be careful.

(all talking at once)

- What are you guys doing?

- What's up man?

- 'Sup, my brother. - [August] What up, holmes.

(Beto beatboxing)

- Yo, yo.

Finally, that's what I'm talking about.

Yo, yo.

♪ See, it's all about the snow

♪ So watch me grow

♪ I never stop giving tea

♪ I'm about to go flow

♪ Like the stars in the sky

♪ Yeah, I'm that guy

♪ Never quit, never do, and you never try

♪ It's always certified

♪ It's always so legit

♪ You see me tryna skate

♪ And I never quit

♪ Yeah

- Check it, check it.

♪ Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, hey

♪ What, what, what, what, what, what, one, two

♪ Yeah, I don't need a mike

♪ That shit is for fools

♪ I'd rather sit down on an upside down stool

♪ Don't fuck with me man

♪ I'll cut out your eye

♪ And yes I'm young and I'm dumb

♪ But I ain't scared to die

♪ I'm never living, I'm breathing

♪ I give a fuck, I'm cheating

♪ And yeah, you come and catch me cops

♪ I'm a fucking heathen

♪ I'll cut your throats

♪ Bleed on your face

♪ And I don't give a fuck

♪ I like the taste of mace, say what ♪

(applauding )

- Yeah man, I'd rather fucking kill.

(laughing)

- Alright, man, see ya. Good luck.

- See ya, man. - [Beto] See ya man.

- Take care of yourself.

All right, bro. - [August] Ciao, man.

- Hey, come by more man, we miss you, bro.

- Yeah, I miss you too, man.

- Been a while. - [Beto] Yeah.

- Hope I see you again.

- Of course, I'll come back.

- Hey, Chulo.

- All right, bro. - [August] Hey, man.

- Think I was going today.

- Yeah, I know.

Both of us ain't going nowhere.

Who would buy that for that kid?

That's fucking disgusting.

♪ I suggest you go back to square one

♪ And come up with it

♪ I'm just smoking

♪ I ain't been there all year

♪ But I know I still rock a town

♪ Who they tell all my niggas to run 'em down

♪ Ain't you trippin

♪ I'm singing like a superstar

♪ Niggas talking bout something else

♪ and I don't know

- I make music for you on my iPod.

(rap music)

- Are you gonna pick something?

- You know pomegranate is the fruit of gods.

You know what's the fruit of kings?

- Peaches?

- Grapes. - [August] Grapes?

- [Beto] You know what's the fruit of emperors?

- [August] Mangos. - [Beto] Figs.

- [August] No way.

- Dude, this is still in the fucking movies.

That's in the movies right now.

- Is this X?

How much?

Who's selling these?

(girl mumbles in background)

Huh?

- [Voiceover] One for $3, two for $5.

- Is this like completely ripped, though, or is this filmed?

- [Voiceover] It's filmed.

- Like on a camera?

- [Voiceover] Yeah. - Oh, no.

- [August] In the movie theater?

- Yeah. - [August] Oh.

Put it back. Fuck it.

- (laughing) I'm not talking to you man.

- Hey, we're ruining someone else's work.

- That's the point.

- People don't even notice that this is even here?

You know why I love ducks?

- Why?

- Because ducks are fucking loyal.

You never see a duck by itself.

- Yeah.

I don't think they're trained that way.

- [Beto] Why do you think they are that way?

- It's instinct.

You know, they do what's right.

It's all about survival at the end of the day.

- Lot of fishes out. Look at that.

- You see fish? - [Beto] Yeah.

- Probably frogs in here, too.

- [Beto] Yeah.

- [August] You got that pipe?

- Yeah.

- [August] Hand it over.

"Those who do great things."

What's that mean to you?

- You know who said this?

- I don't.

- [Beto] Guess.

- "Those who do great things,

"fell in love with a great price."

Hitler.

- Guess again.

- [August] Mussolini? - No.

- [August] Albert Einstein. - No.

- I give up.

- Beto.

Be--

(pen scribbling)

to.

- My turn.

To go next year's, huh?

(pen scribbling)

- "Those who, those who choose...

"Those who choose leave the gang."

- You know who said that?

- Hitler? (giggles)

- Close.

August.

- Ever like think that,

God made trees?

Even the same trees.

These same trees here.

Like, different shades of green.

It's like all the different trees

are all different types of green.

'Cause this sun is hitting that tree

different than how it's hitting that tree.

- I don't know, I don't really care anymore.

Take a look at that tree branch over there.

Doesn't it look alive?

Wait till the wind comes.

- Look at that. - [August] You see, you see?

- Yeah.

- He's moving now. - [Beto] I know.

- Lookit, what's he looking for?

That looks like a creature.

- It's amazing.

- All these greens remind me of this blanket my mom had

when I was a kid.

It's like one of those

light green felt blankets that you see in '70s TV shows.

She would hide me under there

when she would have people over.

Usually just some guy.

And I would sit there and I would listen

just to make sure she was safe.

I would have killed anyone that came here way to hurt her.

- What do you think your mom would have done?

- Screamed at me.

Got mad.

Can't help herself.

I understand.

If I can do anything, it's protect the ones I love.

- Why would I go, I don't even need protection.

- I would have protected her.

- I believe you.

- Now I don't.

Now I'm part of a better platoon, yeah?

Now there's something,

something we can actually do together, huh?

Fight with you.

Cut a couple thugs along the way, huh?

- Yeah.

(screams)

- what is this thing doing here?

- Like, for real.

It's somebody's lover, okay.

- (screaming) She lost her arm.

(giggling)

She only has one leg.

Hi.

Nice to meet you, Cleo.

Bum bum, ba da bum bum bah.

(whistling)

- Control it, man.

Drive it in the sand.

- Controlling the skate park.

This guy is hot.

- Check him for four-wheel drive.

- He's fucking bad, let's get over it, man.

This kid, man, I see this kid all the time.

Every time I come here, I see this exact same thing.

He's like a prodigy.

- [August] He fucking shreds.

- He's like a prodigy.

No joke, I'm serious.

- [August] You wish you were a prodigy or something?

- [Beto] Yeah, what are the rest of us supposed to do,

I guess.

- Kid's got it made in the shade.

Shit!

- Let's go.

Let's go to the fucking ocean.

- [August] Hey, don't forget your pack, dude.

- Fuck you, man.

- What?

- I tell you, every time I go there.

- That kid's there?

- No, they get better over there.

- Oh yeah.

- They get better and better.

- Not like ours.

- People improve.

People do something.

People just develop.

- Yeah. - [Beto] You know?

- Sometimes, yeah.

- They fly and they could do whatever they want.

That kid, it's unbelievable.

- Sure.

You know, that kid doesn't have to kill himself,

you know what I mean?

- What you say?

- I said that kid doesn't have to kill himself.

Fuck!

Holy shit.

(laughing)

Look at this, this is fucking amazing.

It looks like a-- - [August] Yeah.

Sun's in my eyes. - [Beto] Yeah.

But it feels good sometimes.

Sometimes it hurts, and sometimes it feels good.

And you know, that's kind of the way it is.

Sun doesn't feel good when it's in your face like that?

(people yelling in background)

August!

When you look at the sun like that, you don't feel good?

- [August] I don't care.

- Sometimes some things hurt, and sometimes you feel good.

- That sunlight isn't that significant, man.

It's not worth it.

You don't want to be let down that much over some sunlight.

(waves crashing)

- Look how big this place is.

Just look how fucking amazing it is.

You ever think if it's like 80% more of that and here,

and there's a whole other world in the ocean

that we haven't even discovered.

- Some fucking pile of shit?

- Who knows?

Not everything that's being created is bad.

Don't you see it though, look at it.

- Yeah, I understand it's there.

It's somewhere I can't see or touch.

- August, what if like,

what if we just had some bad luck?

Yeah, like we wanna go to...

We wanna do what we wanna do, we wanna go to that place, but

the sky is blue because the ocean's blue.

- What are you talking about?

- How can you die when you see that sun?

(waves crashing)

These rocks have probably been here

for millions and millions of years.

- Let's stay here.

- Sure, I'm guessing I would move here to

help with the ocean, or whatever,

to stop it coming up there.

- What are you thinking right now?

I know what you're doing.

Don't do it.

Gonna fucking back out on me, aren't you?

- Can't leave this place.

- Fuck it, man, fucking knew it.

Fucking knew you were going to do this.

You're so fucking predictable, you know that?

Fuck you.

Give me those fucking psycho eyes.

You're fucking tricking me.

I know what the fuck you're doing.

- I'm not going to do it, either.

- Yeah, right.

- We're different now.

We spent time together, we understand the world now.

- No, that's not true.

See, what you don't seem to understand is that you just

you're just asking to be normal.

You're just asking to be like--

- you've outgrown me.

- Not fucking outgrown you.

- You've outgrown me.

Haven't I outgrown you?

- [August] Yes. - What have you learned?

- I've learned that there's something better than this.

- Crab. - [August] Yes.

- You know, the crab has a purpose.

It doesn't have to choose it's purpose.

It's like us, we don't have to die.

We can if we want to, but we don't have to.

- Wouldn't you rather have fun somewhere else with me?

- Having so much fun today.

Tourists.

- [Voiceover] Can you not do that?

Thank you.

(soft rock music)

- The beautiful Santa Monica Pier.

Home of the happy and healthy.

(people talking in background)

- Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

- How many throws do we get?

- And how many times do I have to throw it in to win?

- I can win anything? Anything I want?

- Anything you want.

- All right.

(horseshoes clanging)

- Here's your prize.

- What is this? What is this?

- It's a mustache.

- [Carnie] It's a free prize.

- [Beto] What is it? - Put it on your face.

- Fuck man, this is so hard, how do we get this in?

Oh! Got it!

Oh no, it fell off.

Lucky one.

Is this thing gonna move?

What happened?

- [Voiceover] Welcome aboard the Metro Purple Line.

This train's final destination is Wilshire/Western Station.

- What's up, how are you.

- [Voiceover] Please don't eat, drink, or smoke in trains.

(voices drowned out by train)

- Huh?

I'm acting like a little bitch?

- What's a little bitch act like?

- This is how a little bitch acts?

What do you wanna do?

What are you going to do?

What do you want me to do?

Can't laugh?

Laugh, laugh the world, man, laugh.

Have a good time, man.

- [Voiceover] What?

- Have a good time, have a laugh.

I'm all right.

Bye-bye.

(laughing)

- Go easy dude, seriously dude.

- I'm like "What do you mean?"

- Right in his fucking face with a skateboard.

- [Voiceover] Holy fuck, I wasn't expecting you.

- Hey, Ma, how are you? Can I come in?

- Auggie.

Hi there.

- Hi Mrs Maynard, how are you?

- I'm fine.

Come in, have a seat.

Can I get you something to drink, or eat, or--

- [August] How you doing Mom?

Everything good?

- [Candy] Fantastic. - [August] Yeah?

- Wanna little drink?

- [August] No, I'm fine, we're both okay.

Where you going?

- (whispering) What's your friend's name?

- His name's Beto.

- Beto, you wanna drink?

- [Beto] Yes, please.

- What do you like? I have vodka.

- Mom, where you going?

- [Beto] That sounds great, Mrs. Maynard.

- Where am I going? - [August] Mmm-hmm.

- I'm going on a little trip.

- You're going on a trip? Where?

- I'm going to gay Paris.

- You're not going to Paris.

Mom, who's taking you to Paris?

- He says I'm not going to Paris.

- [August] Mom, who's taking you to Paris?

- Bobby's taking me to Paris.

- [August] Are you here? - Am I here?

- [August] Are you here? - Am I here?

- [August] Are you here? - I'm here?

- Mom, okay. Sit down.

- Okay. - [August] Please, please.

- Okay.

- Are you gonna sit?

- You might have noticed I was doing a little packing.

- [August] Yeah.

- Have you been there?

- [Beto] No. I really would love to go.

- She's not going to Paris, now.

Come on, Mom, sit down.

- I am going to Paris.

- [August] You're not going to Paris, Mom.

Whatever you've got cooked up, I don't want to hear it.

Just come on, sit down.

- [Beto] We could do Paris, one day.

- [August] No, dude, shut up.

- We could do Paris, one day.

- [Candy] And then I'm going to Milan.

- I don't wanna go to Milan.

Maybe we could go to Milan one day.

- Mom,

sit down.

For one minute.

- Okay, this is not your house.

You do not talk to me like this.

You sit down!

- No Mom, you sit down.

- [Beto] Don't yell at your mother.

- Shut up.

- [Beto] Don't yell at your mother.

- Get your hands off me.

- His favorite one--

(whispering)

- [August] Mom, come on.

Cut it out.

(Candy laughing)

I gotta tell you something.

- (whispering) He still likes to pretend to be a wolf.

- [August] Mom, Mom, enough.

- Auggie.

Have you guys eaten, have you had some--

- [August] We're fine, Mom.

Okay, I just got to talk to you for one second, okay.

- So you keep on saying. What?

- That I'm,

I'm going.

- Where you going?

Little holiday, too? - [August] Doesn't matter.

- You going on vacation? - [August] Come on, Mom.

It doesn't matter.

- Auggie, what?

Sandwich?

So, I think we'll probably go Wednesday.

- [August] Oh, god, Mom.

- Is it Tuesday today?

- [August] You're not really going away, are you?

- Look at my cases, I'm going away.

- You ain't going nowhere.

- Okay, Auggie. - [August] No, Mom.

- Okay Auggie, all right, all right.

- Mom, I didn't come here to fight you,

I came here to talk to you for one second.

Are you paying attention to me?

- Okay, have a seat. Have a little seat, there.

- It's really important, okay.

- I get it, I get it.

He was always like this.

He was so dramatic.

- [August] Yeah, okay Mom. - So dramatic.

- Can I talk to you for one second?

- You're talking to me, talk.

- Will you sit down with me for one second?

- [Beto] Don't yell at your mother, don't yell at her.

- [August] Dude. - Thank you. Exactly.

- Please, please, sit down, sit down, sit down.

Come on.

Mon, come on, don't drink.

Just talk to your boy, okay?

Why are you looking at him like that, Mom?

I'm not fucking stupid, I'm right here.

I'm not a fucking idiot, Mom.

I'm not retarded, Mom.

- (giggling) I don't think you're retarded.

- I think you do.

Mom, can you pay attention for one second, okay?

I'm going away.

I'm going away.

- Oh, I'm going away, so now you're going away.

- Yes.

- Where are you going?

- I'm going away, and I just wanna tell you one thing, okay.

- Where are you going.

- I love you.

I love you, Mom.

- I know you love me, I love you too.

- Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom stop it, stop it.

Look me in the fucking eyes and just tell me it, okay.

Tell me you love me, okay.

- God!

- Fucking look at me when you tell me, okay.

- It's my fault. It's my fault.

I did my best for you.

I did my best for you.

My best was never good enough.

- [August] No one's abusing you, Mom.

- Just like your father, get away from me!

Don't touch me like that.

Sorry you had to see that.

- (crying) Get off me, man, get off me.

Just once, Mom, come on.

- I'm sorry.

- [August] Don't you even love me, don't you even give a

care about me?

- I love you.

- [August] Can you hug me?

(crying) I mean, just once Mom, please just hug me.

Please hug me, I don't wanna go, Mom.

Please just hug me one time before I go, Mom.

Please, please, please, please Mommy, please.

- Stop being such a big baby.

- Mommy please (crying)

- Oh my god, oh my god. (laughing)

Is this your fault?

Is this your fault?

Oh, what is it Auggie?

- [Beto] We're not gonna do it, we're not gonna do it.

- You're not gonna do what?

- I love you.

I came here to tell you that I love you.

- You know I don't like-- - [August] Mom, come on.

Give me a hug, Mom, please, please.

Please Mom, please, please Mom, please Mom,

please Mommy, Mommy, Mommy please.

(crying) I don't wanna die, Mommy.

- He was always like this.

He was so emotional.

It's okay. (giggles)

Oh my god.

- Tell him what he wants to hear.

- [August] Bye Mom, bye mom. - Who the fuck are you?

What the fuck, you get out of my house.

- Tell him what he wants to hear.

Tell him what he wants to hear.

- What do you want from me?

- Just help him.

- Mommy, please.

Mommy, this one time, please, please, please.

- [Candy] Look, I can't do this.

I don't know what you want from me, okay.

I don't know what you want from me.

- All right, let's go.

- (crying) I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I don't know why it's my fault.

It's my fault. - [Beto] Let's go.

- Fuck, it's busy.

(people chatting in background)

- [Voiceover] Now arriving 7th Street, Metro Center.

- Get the fuck outta here.

Get the fuck away from me, man.

- I got you.

Auggie.

Yo, dude.

What the fuck, August. Yo!

(whistles) Hello!

Hello! Anybody hear me, hello!

- Fuck, fuck.

- August.

Are you fucking serious?

What the fuck, no fucking way! (laughing)

No fucking way!

- Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

- Shit, dude, what the fuck!

(laughing)

- [Voiceover] Go, motherfucker, go!

- Fuck you, suck my dick!

- Fuck him, dude, let's go, let's go, let's go.

- [Beto] What's great about this person's life?

Fuck, motherfucker, I'm hungry.

- [August] You hungry?

What are you getting?

- I don't know. Wait, what the fuck.

Crunchwrap supreme.

- Give me a chicken soft taco, and a crunchy regular taco.

What else, what else?

Give me some Cinnabon delights.

- Fuck yeah! Thank you, baby!

Fuck yeah.

- It's 8:14.

- [Voiceover] Thank you, do you have your ID with you?

- ID?

- [Voiceover] Yes, 10 or above with an ID.

- Alright, we're giving you cash.

- [Voiceover] Cash?

I mean, if you have cash, you'll pay with cash.

- Take the cash.

Thought I could use this dude's credit card.

- [Voiceover] Do you want any sauce with your order?

- Hot sauce.

(both taking at once)

- Every different hot sauce.

The extra hot one?

The green one?

- Thank you so much.

- [Beto] Oh, yeah. - what the fuck's in here?

- Sweet motherfuckers!

Feel like kings tonight, bitch.

You like the burgers here, huh?

- [Voiceover] How would you like to pile your

mile-high bacon-thick burger?

- What did she say? - [August] A what?

- [Voiceover] What can I get for you?

- [Beto] Mile-high burger. - Mile-high bacon burger.

- That sounds fucking great.

- Yeah, can we have one of those?

- [Voiceover] 1/3- or 1/2-pound?

- 1/3.

Give me a Texas barbecue burger.

- [Voiceover] The 1/3 or the 1/2-pound?

- The 1/3. Large fries.

Scratch the large, yeah, and large fries.

Anything else?

Can we also get--

- Fuck it, fuck it.

- Can I also get another just a straight cheeseburger?

(Beto laughs)

No pickles or onions.

- Dude, ask her why she's in a bad mood.

- I'm sorry you're in a bad mood, but that's all we want.

- [Voiceover] Okay, thank you.

- I see your soul.

Shotgun!

- Do you remmeber when you were a kid,

and you called people stupid-ass names

that kids call people?

- Yeah.

Or people called you stupid-ass names and you get

fucking full-on offended.

- Someone called me a shut up one time.

Like, "You're a shut up."

- Like, someone tells me to go back to Zenon,

I'm like, "Go back to where, motherfucker?"

- Jesus Christ, dude.

Someone told you that?

- Yeah, dude. Go, like to Zenon.

Yo, yo, yo.

(imitating bomber plane)

Oh, dude it's gonna be so hard for me not to fucking

eat this, dude.

Can we go all out?

Like fucking kings.

Let's turn the light on, I wanna see what else is back here.

Why am I wearing a fucking seat belt?

- Dude, you're mad safe.

- I'm mad safe, yeah.

We've got like, $3 left after this.

- Jesus Christ, what are they fucking doing in there?

- Can I get some extra mayonnaise?

- You guys have sweet and sour sauce?

- Oh, I love sweet and sour sauce.

Ranch, ranch.

- And honey mustard.

You're one of the last persons I'm ever gonna see

in my life.

Thank you.

- All right, turn off the light, bro.

I don't want everybody to see.

- Oh, please man, can I ask you for a huge favor?

Can you please tell me about this real secret menu?

- [Voiceover] The secret menu?

- Yeah.

- [Voiceover] 3x3s, 4x4s are on the secret menu,

animal fries, protein style,

those are burgers wrapped in lettuce.

We got veggie burgers, no meat, no cheese, grilled cheese--

- Grilled cheese?

What's the best thing on there?

Animal style burger? - [Voiceover] Yeah.

- Definitely getting that one.

What's the best burger?

- [Voiceover] 3x3s, 4x4s.

- what's 4x4?

- [Voiceover] Four meat, four cheese.

- Wow!

- [Voiceover] Is that with fries?

- Animal style fries.

- [Voiceover] Any drinks?

- What's the best milkshake?

- [Voiceover] Vanilla-strawberry mixed.

- Fuck!

- [Voiceover] So, two 4x4s, animal, animal fries

a vanilla-strawberry, and strawberry-chocolate.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- [Voiceover] Box for the car?

- Yes.

Ah, this is so good. (laughs)

Hold on.

Get it, get it, get it, get it.

Great way to end the day.

- Great way to end a day.

- Taco supremo!

- Incoming!

(screaming)

(howling)

(humming)

♪ My girl, don't lie to me

♪ Tell me where did you sleep last night

♪ In the sun, in the sun,

♪ Where the sun don't ever shine

♪ I'm dreaming the whole night through

♪ My girl, my girl,

♪ Don't lie to me

♪ Tell me where did you sleep last night

♪ In the sun, in the sun,

♪ Where the sun don't ever shine

♪ Tell me where did you sleep last night

♪ My girl, my girl,

♪ Don't lie to me

♪ Tell me where did you sleep last night

♪ In the sun, in the shine,

♪ Where the sun don't ever shine

♪ I'm dreaming the whole night through ♪

- Let me see you.

(operatic music)

What?

(mellow music)