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- Aw. He's using his jacket
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as some kind of
security blanket.
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- That's so cute and pathetic.
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- It really is.
You do you, weirdo!
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- Oh, hey, guys. I'm just
sucking on my jacket.
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A Clump-O-Honey candy
got stuck right there
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over a thousand years ago,
and I can still taste it.
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- You know who I bet
would like some of that?
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Me! Zoidberg.
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Oh, no!
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Zoidberg, you residue hog!
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Now all I taste is crab juice.
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- So, buy another jacket candy.
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- I can't. They
stopped making it
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after it got reclassified
as industrial glue.
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- Ah. Then I, Bender,
will recreate the recipe.
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Don't forget, I came in
third on MasterChef Junior.
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- May I have a taste?
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- Sure. You seem like the
kind of guy who has a mouth.
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- Whoa! Diabetic coma!
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- Hm. I better add some
sugar to make it less sweet.
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- And just a touch of treacle
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to remind me of my dear
departed Aunt Juanita.
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She
drowned in treacle.
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- You know I'm
dying on the floor.
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So, what do you think?
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- Mm! It's perfect, Bender.
Totally jacket worthy.
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It's a little sticky.
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It's
a lot sticky!
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And there's
something hard in it.
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- Luckily, I'm an expert
at fixing human beak bones.
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Are you free Friday for
an expensive appointment?
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- Let me check. Open calendar!
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Shmeird. There's
some old alert
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I set up 20 years ago.
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Our babies?!
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- It's time, my love.
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- Oh, Kif!
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- The hell are
you talking about?
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Something to do with
the meatbag life cycle?
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- That's right,
Bender. Many years ago,
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I gave birth to a
clutch of tadpoles
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with Amy by my side.
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- I have video of the
birth. Wanna see it?
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No!
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- That is the wrong
kind of delivery!
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Oh, Nelly! Oh!
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- Life is disgusting.
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- No, it was beautiful.
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But I was so not
prepared to be a mother.
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- In 20 years,
they'll sprout legs
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and crawl back onto
land as children.
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- I'll be ready then.
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- Well, Amy, are you ready now?
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- Having a family with you
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is the only thing I
want in the whole world.
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- Then can I have your car?
- No!
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- Too late. I
already crashed it.
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- Oh, this is so exciting!
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The birth ceremony
will begin any minute.
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- Thanks for the warning.
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And don't describe it
to me!
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- We're here!
- Mom! Dad!
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Oh, I'm so glad you made it!
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- Oh, we wouldn't miss the
birth of our grandbabies
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for a million dollars.
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- 'Cause we're so rich,
that's like a penny.
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- Oh, my. It's
the Grand Midwife.
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- I am the Grand Midwife!
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- Big fan!
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- I am Kif of the clan Kroker.
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- I know. I recognize your head.
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- And this is my smizmar, Amy.
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We have come to
receive our offspring.
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- As you transition
to parenthood,
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I shall be your
counsel and guide.
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I do so out of solemn
respect for our traditions
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and not for any
optional cash donation
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people sometimes
place in that basket.
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- Thank you.
- It's green,
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and there's a little sign on it.
- Found it!
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- Then the Emergence
shall now commence!
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Or not. It's unpredictable.
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Guess I'll have to wing it.
Anybody here from out of town?
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O-oh!
Here they come.
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- Oh my. I'm so anxious, my
camouflage reflex is kicking in.
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- No, it's helpful.
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I wanna look cute for
our hundreds of kids.
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- We shall now stand
by, without interfering,
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as we observe the sacred
process known as...
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the Winnowing.
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- What's that mean?
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- It means don't
start naming them yet.
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- Four of them made it!
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Well, three and a half.
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- Young creatures
of the Black Lagoon,
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go now to your parents.
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- Uh, can I help you?
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- Over here!
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They're perfect.
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- Ew. She's touching them.
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- Cherish these
children, Kif and Amy,
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for they are beautiful.
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Eh...
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- Well, in-in the sense that
all children are beautiful.
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The transformation is complete!
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We welcome these new
beings of the land.
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- They can call
me Captain Uncle.
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- Uh, I'll go dispose
of this medical waste.
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With a little butter and lemon.
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- Want a picture with the kids?
- No need.
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The way they look is
burned into my mind.
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- They're nice, you know?
Just a kinda little...
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- Super gross.
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- But, you're
finally grandparents.
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- That'll be our little secret.
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Oh my.
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- Thanks for bringing the
kids by for my lunch break.
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- They're the sweetest
thing on the menu.
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Not even close!
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- Uh, question.
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These three babies are
totally different sizes.
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Question mark.
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- Oh, well, they
grew at varying rates
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depending on the temperature
of the water they were in.
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Little Newt here was
in a cold, deep area.
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- Mama!
- Wrong again.
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- Mandy is from the
temperate middle depths.
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- He's shrively!
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You haven't
seen the half of it.
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- And Axl is from
the warm shallows,
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just like his old man.
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Do you always
have to talk about me?
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- So why does this one
keep calling me Mama?
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And what's with
the big weird eye?
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- It's not weird.
It looks like yours.
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It's pretty weird.
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- Why would he look like me?
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- Don't you remember?
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Twenty years ago,
you impregnated Kif.
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- Seriously? Oh, my God.
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I must have been super drunk.
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- Leela, you bone brain!
You didn't have sex.
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Bone.
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- Luckily, there's
an educational movie
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that explains how Kif's
species reproduces.
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And it's filthy.
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YowzaVision
Educational Films
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presents Sex Across
The Universe.
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Oh, yeah!
Educate me, baby.
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This week,
the Amphibiosans.
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For every organism
across the universe,
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reproduction is a
steamy, erotic process.
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Except the Amphibiosans.
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They just barely touch hands
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while the rest of us
are gettin' it on.
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Yowza.
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Eh, that
was pretty hot.
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- So, you see, Amy
was my smizmar,
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the one whose mere presence
made me receptive to pregnancy.
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- Which makes me their smizmama.
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- But it was Lila who
contributed the DNA
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when she accidentally
touched Kif's hand.
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- Are you sure I wasn't drunk?
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I-I mean, I'm drunk
now.
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- Mwah!
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- Ew! Mom, Dad!
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Leela!
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♪ Will you stay in
our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you
won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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♪ Soon you'll grow,
so take a chance ♪
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♪ With a couple of kooks
hung up on romancing ♪
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♪ Will you stay in
our lovers' story? ♪
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♪ If you stay, you
won't be sorry ♪
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♪ 'Cause we believe in you ♪
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♪ Soon, you'll grow,
so take a chance ♪
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♪ With a couple of kooks ♪
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♪ Hung up on romancing ♪
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- Let's reinflate
my head and go home.
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- Yeah. Maybe they'll conk out
and we'll get a little us time.
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Those little guys are
the best, but they're a lot.
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- Well, luckily, there's
two of us to split the work.
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♪ Doop, doo-doo-doop,
doop, doop, doop, doop! ♪
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- Captain Brannigan!
At your service, sir.
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- With ease, Lieutenant. I have
a bit of news to say at you.
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- Is it about the baby gifts you claim
you sent? Because we still haven't...
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- I'm afraid there's
no time to discuss
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the many presents I bought,
some of which are large.
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Soldier, you are ordered
to report for duty.
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- Is it war?
- I hope so, but we're not sure.
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All we know is that DOOP
has lost radio contact
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with a remote outpost in
Ursa Major. Over and under.
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- I'm sorry you'll have
to handle the kids alone.
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I'm not worried.
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I love you!
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- Roll call!
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"Four eyes."
"One-eye." "Crab man."
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"Can man." "Who cares?"
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Dammit! Where's Amy?
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What do I need, a bigger antler?
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Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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The babysitter didn't show up.
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Ah!
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- Finally. Where are you?
- Sorry, toots.
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I must have the address wrong.
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784 West 28th Street?
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00:11:49,336 --> 00:11:52,087
Uh-huh. Weird,
th-that's what I got.
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Oh, Earth! Ah!
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Coulda swore you
said Kepler 10B.
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Guess I'll catch the next
generation ship back to Nutley.
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- Oh...
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- Mom, Mom, Mom! Can you
judge our whispering contest?
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Okay. You ready?
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I lose!
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Oh, come on! Oh...
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- Look at me, chugging
mineral water on a weeknight!
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So wild and free!
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I miss them so.
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- I feel you, soldier.
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And not in a handsy
way this time.
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Mm.
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Sticky...
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Bring a bowl of these
candies to my quarters
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when you're done crying.
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- Thanks for offering to
watch the kids, Leela.
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I need a break so
bad. You have no idea.
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- No, it's clear you're
a wreck, and I get it.
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They're a nightmare.
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A-A sweet, adorable nightmare.
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- That's fair. Kids!
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Mommy's gonna go nap-nap.
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Don't be scared of
Leela. She's very...
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Yay! Mommy Leela!
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Cowabunga, dude!
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00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:13,168
- The Clump-O-Honeys you
requested, Capt... Oh jeez.
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If there's nothing further, I will...
- Oh no, you willn't.
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These delicious Clumps
aren't for eating. Mm!
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Mm...
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They're for manscaping.
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Manscape me, Kif.
That's an order.
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Owooga!
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- Ooh!
- Whoa! What's that?
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- I never saw one
of those before,
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00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:36,650
and I was born,
like, four days ago.
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- It's a ship loader.
Any hyperactive kids here
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up for a nice, exhausting
treadmill race?
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Oh wow! Cool! I mean, cool.
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- God, I hope this works.
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00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:13,896
- Approaching the outpost, sir.
Still no response on any frequency.
251
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:16,857
- My God. What the hell
happened down there?
252
00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:19,610
It looks like the whole
planet has psoriasis.
253
00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:22,154
- You're looking at the
back of my head, sir.
254
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,461
- Welcome to
Exobiology Station 38.
255
00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:40,256
- Dammit! I'm outta laser!
256
00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:43,342
- Um, hello, sir. Is
this outpost secure?
257
00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:46,262
The DOOP hasn't received any
response from you in months.
258
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,764
- Oh, yeah. Transmitter
got ripped up by bears.
259
00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:52,518
That's what we study here.
Bears. I'm a bear biologist.
260
00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:54,979
- Sounds like a fun
job that pays bad.
261
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,440
- I used to be a whale
biologist, but I hate whales.
262
00:14:58,441 --> 00:14:59,858
Hate them.
263
00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,403
- Well, then it's good you
found an animal you like.
264
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:03,612
- Nope. Still looking.
265
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:07,032
This bear
species is known as tardigrades.
266
00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:09,535
It's a fancy word for ugly.
267
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:12,288
Oh, shut
up, you stupid bear!
268
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:13,831
They're also stupid, by the way.
269
00:15:13,832 --> 00:15:16,001
I discovered that.
Bear biologist.
270
00:15:23,258 --> 00:15:25,969
I fixed the transmitter.
271
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,555
Now, may I please head
home to my family?
272
00:15:29,556 --> 00:15:31,891
- Without delay. But first,
273
00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:33,350
candy break?
274
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,774
- Are you bat crackers?
275
00:15:40,775 --> 00:15:43,320
If they smell human food,
they go bat crackers!
276
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:52,494
- It seems they recognize
a fellow apex predator.
277
00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:54,873
Well, four can
play at that game.
278
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:02,339
Kif! Help!
279
00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:08,636
Let's
go! Faster! Faster!
280
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:11,472
Go, horseface, go!
281
00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,600
Neigh!
282
00:16:14,434 --> 00:16:17,228
Now, buy us ice cream!
283
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:24,401
Rum raisin tastes just
like caterpillars!
284
00:16:24,402 --> 00:16:26,654
- We love you, Leela.
285
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,823
- Aw, hell no! You're
not the mom of them!
286
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:32,952
- What?
- Are you done spoiling my kids rotten
287
00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,703
so they'll love you more?
288
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,872
- I'm just a beaten-down horse.
289
00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:39,792
- Well, you can trot
back to the barn now!
290
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:43,045
Kif's coming home soon,
and you are not their mom!
291
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:45,714
- Uh, actually, I sort of am.
292
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,717
- Go on! Git! Hyah!
293
00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:55,140
Oh God, they're nuzzling me!
294
00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:58,852
Hello?
295
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:01,480
- Please come home, Kiffy!
296
00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:04,900
The kids like Leela more
than me, and it really hurts.
297
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:09,029
I'm the worst mom ever.
298
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,365
Except for my own mom.
299
00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:14,577
Stop licking my
velour! It's dry clean only!
300
00:17:14,578 --> 00:17:17,121
- Amy, darling, the
children love you.
301
00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:18,706
And I love you.
302
00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:21,292
And stay away
from my scrotums!
303
00:17:21,293 --> 00:17:24,420
- You're their mother,
and you always will be.
304
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,171
Nothing can change that.
305
00:17:27,257 --> 00:17:29,925
- Amy Wong, a challenge
has been filed
306
00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,303
for the motherhood
of these children.
307
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:35,055
No...
308
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,096
Amy? Amy,
I'm coming home, I swear.
309
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:41,270
I have to leave right now, sir!
310
00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:44,607
No, Kif! The DOOP
never leaves a man behind!
311
00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:46,025
Not when I'm the man!
312
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:55,618
- Alright, bears. Daddy's
coming to tuck you in...
313
00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,329
to your graves.
314
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:02,959
- I'll be out here.
315
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,756
- Nobody's taking my babies!
316
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,424
They're everything to me!
317
00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:13,427
- I appreciate your emotional
shouting in my ear hole,
318
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,806
but I must intervene whenever
parenthood is called into question.
319
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:19,433
- Grand Midwife?
320
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:21,936
- Oh, drop the
surprised act, Leela.
321
00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:24,313
How could you do this?
- Do what?
322
00:18:24,314 --> 00:18:27,149
Suck the jelly out of the
jelly donuts with a straw?
323
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:30,402
- This jelly hound did not summon
me. The challenge is automatic
324
00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:33,948
when tests show the
smizmar contributed no DNA.
325
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:35,991
The children
inherited genes
326
00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:37,826
only from Kif and Leela,
327
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:40,704
plus trace DNA from
a certain Scruffy.
328
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:43,707
Scruffy's stuff gets around.
329
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:48,170
- Should the challenge indicate
someone else is the mother,
330
00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,421
then that person...
331
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:51,590
eh, or whatever...
332
00:18:51,591 --> 00:18:53,092
shall raise the children.
333
00:18:53,093 --> 00:18:54,426
- But... But...
334
00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:58,430
- You and Kif must be present for
the challenge tomorrow. Good day.
335
00:18:59,891 --> 00:19:02,394
Yeah, FYI, y-you've got a
little jelly right there.
336
00:19:09,901 --> 00:19:12,111
- Did somebody call
an exterminator?
337
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:23,038
- It's been a blast.
- Help me, Kif!
338
00:19:23,039 --> 00:19:26,000
They found the secret
candy in my girdle!
339
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,261
I'm a camouflaged
killing machine.
340
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,348
- I'm...
341
00:19:41,349 --> 00:19:44,310
I'm sorry I got
so jealous, Leela.
342
00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:47,354
I just kinda lost it.
- It's okay.
343
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:50,649
The bond parents feel with
their kids is intense...
344
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,942
so I hear.
345
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:54,653
I'm just
proud I helped you become a mom.
346
00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:00,200
I hope it works out
for you tomorrow.
347
00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,869
- And if it doesn't,
348
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:05,372
I'm sure you'll
take good care of them.
349
00:20:09,836 --> 00:20:12,671
- I refuse to die groveling.
350
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:14,340
But I'm open to sniveling.
351
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:26,101
Naked Kif,
352
00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:27,519
you saved my life!
353
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,480
You have my undying loyalty.
354
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:32,107
Eat Kif! He's boneless!
355
00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:39,531
- This one's for Axl, Mandy,
356
00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:41,158
and little what's-his-name.
357
00:21:03,932 --> 00:21:07,560
- I am the Grand Midwife
from the other day,
358
00:21:07,561 --> 00:21:10,980
inquisitor for the
challenge of Amy Wong.
359
00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:13,399
Amy, where is your smizmale?
360
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,025
- He isn't with me.
361
00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:18,904
- Oh, the sorrow! Oh, the shame!
362
00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:20,364
- There he is!
363
00:21:22,325 --> 00:21:24,619
- Okay, but it doesn't
lessen the shame.
364
00:21:25,829 --> 00:21:27,705
- Kif!
- Amy!
365
00:21:27,706 --> 00:21:29,207
Daddy!
366
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:32,293
- I don't remember him.
367
00:21:32,294 --> 00:21:34,420
- So, like, did
you do war stuff?
368
00:21:34,421 --> 00:21:37,256
- I did what a Daddy had to do.
369
00:21:43,263 --> 00:21:45,973
- Bear number 23
was also stupid,
370
00:21:45,974 --> 00:21:49,268
fighting for scraps while
I dined on salmon tartare.
371
00:21:51,605 --> 00:21:53,607
None for you, losers!
372
00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:58,569
Oh!
373
00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:08,537
- The challenge may play
out over days or weeks
374
00:22:08,538 --> 00:22:11,916
within the brutal confines
of the Inquisidome.
375
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:13,668
Some call it a tiki hut.
376
00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:16,962
- Leela's gonna watch you
guys while we're in there.
377
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:20,133
And maybe a little longer.
378
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,426
But whatever happens,
379
00:22:22,427 --> 00:22:24,429
you're going to be okay.
380
00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:27,598
- You are, too.
381
00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:41,111
- The challenge is a
challenging challenge,
382
00:22:41,112 --> 00:22:44,114
dating from when our
language had few words.
383
00:22:44,115 --> 00:22:46,909
It will incorporate a
battery of genetic tests
384
00:22:46,910 --> 00:22:49,912
and a full neuropsychological
obstacle course,
385
00:22:49,913 --> 00:22:52,915
but it begins with
a simple question.
386
00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:54,083
Amy Wong.
387
00:22:54,084 --> 00:22:57,753
Do you or do you not
love those children?
388
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:04,678
- More than I knew I
could love anything.
389
00:23:05,887 --> 00:23:07,889
- Which is all
that truly matters.
390
00:23:08,932 --> 00:23:10,766
The challenge is over.
391
00:23:10,767 --> 00:23:12,351
You are their mother
392
00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:14,979
and always will be.
393
00:23:20,652 --> 00:23:22,611
Oops! That wasn't
supposed to happen.
394
00:23:22,612 --> 00:23:24,446
Cheap, lousy wall.
395
00:23:24,447 --> 00:23:28,075
Children! You may now come
hug your mother and father.
396
00:23:28,076 --> 00:23:30,244
For only a small additional fee.
397
00:23:33,832 --> 00:23:36,542
- You're my favorite mommy.
398
00:23:40,922 --> 00:23:42,631
- Who wants treacle?
399
00:23:45,719 --> 00:23:47,428
- Strong stuff, huh?
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