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Let's go.

Doc.

She has no recollection

of the last eight years.

Bring it on.

I came here to help you.

"Kitchen Nightmares"

Are you in.

And "Going Dutch"

Pew pew pew.

First guns I've
seen on the base.

Let's go, let's go.

All available now.

That's an AirPod.

You're crazy. It's a barrette.

Good news.

Velvet has passed the
item and is doing great.

This is your last chance
to lock in your guess

on what velvet crapped out.

We see this in our
house every month.

It's an AirPod.

Guys, Velvet lives in
a house full of girls.

Smart money's on a barrette.

He thinks it's a crab.

Hermit crab.

Let's do this.

Two of us are wrong.

So, that means two
of us are right?

Yeah.

[all scream]

What is that?

Oh, it's a doll
head barrette combo.

- Yeah!
- Yes.

Uh-oh.

And an AirPod. All
right, everybody wins!

Except for you, Shred.

It means you have to clean up.

No, it seems fair.

Come on, big boy.

Let's go get some paper towels.

♪

Emily's still not here?

I called her twice,

and I left a message
with her mechanic.

I don't trust that guy.

Let's not waste this downtime.

Me and Shred are hosting
an open house tomorrow.

It's been a tough road
as far as flips go.

Yeah, the black
mold, the squatter,

the guy that fell
through the ceiling.

And those bones we
found in the backyard

are definitely a human rib cage.

So, we're asking you
to swing by the house,

create a bustling ambiance.

Nobody likes to eat at
an empty restaurant.

Yeah, maybe come by, put in
a fake offer or a real one.

Especially if you like
fancy Japanese toilets.

We installed one
in the powder room,

and it's officially my
favorite seat in the house.

Here's a kicker. You
help us close a sale,

You might be entitled
to a little taste.

What kind of taste?

You reel in a fish,
you'll get a nibble.

Uh-oh.

Oh.

Hey, boss. Everything okay?

Oh, do you want some hand sani?

What's the point?

Yeah, I just found
out that the city

is pulling our kennel
construction permits on Monday

due to a lack of
funding, so um...

Yeah, it took a little
extra time at the drive-thru

to grieve the death of my dream.

You're only five minutes late.

Six, actually.

[teary] I'm sorry
I let you all down.

You guys see that?

She has breakfast
sausage in her hair?

Yeah, that was sausage.

You two broke her.

Us?

Wait, how is this our fault?

Emily's dream was alive and well

until you two decided to
have sex with a billionaire.

Got dumped,

and then you broke into
her house to throw a rager.

People are saying

it's the biggest office
screw-up since Devon.

What?

Oh, okay. Hold up.

We're not even in the
same universe as Devon.

I mean, his screw up is
etched in animal control lore.

This is barely a water
cooler talking point.

I don't know, man.

Templeton's precinct
sent over this cake.

Congrats on your Frank-up.

It sounds like a
compliment to me.

Nobody sent baked
goods for Devon.

Yeah, because it
wasn't nearly as epic.

You know, you guys are
on a different scale.

You were not even here
when Devon was here.

You're still new, pipe down.

Yes, but it is office lore.

These stories get passed
down through generations,

and they live inside me now.

This is not lore.

The news cycle has moved on,

and people are
talking a lot about

old sausage hair, now.

Say that nickname again
and see what happens.

Man, this is good.

Frank-up is becoming a verb.

What we did is a blip.

What Devon did is officially
part of our safety training.

Oh, good God!

We're going to be in
the HR manual next year.

We got to fix this.

I just feel terrible for
Emily. Like she's so down.

No one's going to remember Emily

in a hundred years.
This is forever.

We gotta rewrite history.

Ah, text Fiona.

Convince her to give
us the money back.

Shouldn't I do that

on account of me texting
since I was seven

and you wearing your
cell phone on your belt

up until last year?

It's done. Texted her.

Okay.

Hope you didn't Frank that up.

Go Frank yourself.

Real good.

Babe, great job with
the baked potato bar.

I've never seen one of
these at an open house

and I go to a lot
for the freebies.

Ah, you're hitting
that up early, huh?

Yeah.

Is that a piece of
cheese in the sour cream?

Oh, yeah. I'm only
using one spoon

to keep the others
clean. You're welcome.

Hey, hey, hey! What's up?

Oh. [sniffs]

Oh, smells like
sandalwood and bacon bits.

Well done, fellas.

Where's Emily?

I thought you two
were carpooling?

She's out singing
Mary J. Blige

to a dead butterfly.

What?

That's not the sales
vibe we're looking for.

Can we get her in here? Emily!

Hey, there she is!

Oh, what up?

Listen, if you're not uh,

you know, feeling up to
this, you don't have to...

you don't have to do
this, you can go home.

No, no, no, no, I want
to be here for you guys,

'cause I know you
would be there for me.

You know, at my groundbreaking,
if it was happening,

which it's not.

Oh, no. Are you
sure you're okay?

When was the last time you ate?

I think it was
yesterday... morning.

Oh.

Oh, my God, you're
in luck, girly.

It's free-loaded
spuds back here.

Oh. That's nice.

Yeah, go eat.

Go have a potato.

We're going to run out of food.

Is this the open house?

[in unison] Fresh meat.

Hi, Amit Patel,

broker, co-owner, proud
father of these exposed beams.

[laughs]

This is a classic
craftsman, great flow

and it's permitted
for a guest house.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah, sure. Walk
yourself around

we're here if you
need us. No pressure.

[whispers] Love the energy,

but we're actually not
permitted for a guest house.

Does she know that?

Ooh. You hear that, Shred?

Bettany wants a taste.

And not just the toe. I
want the whole... baby.

Yeah. I mean, I think
you jump metaphors,

but we're excited to
have you on the team.

Well, you should be,

because I didn't take that
four-day Suze Orman seminar

for the tote bag,
you know what I mean?

[all laugh]

She said she'd come
by at 2:00. It's 2:20.

Must be dolling herself up.

What did your text say?

It's totally normal.

I don't believe you.
Let me see your...

let me see your phone.

Why did you send
her a Black Santa?

Look, I didn't
have my readers on.

Frank!

Victoria!

Allen?

It is so good to see you.

Where's Fiona?

Fiona sends her regards,
but she couldn't make it.

I knew I should
have messaged her.

You put 'From Frank' at
the end of every text.

Yeah, so she would know
who was texting her.

She's authorized me to
speak on her behalf so...

fire away!

Allen, we would like Fiona
to reconsider pulling funding

for the new kennel.

Sorry, guys, but
it's a non-starter.

Well, you've backed
us into a corner,

so we are left with
only one option.

The nuclear one.

What?

We're going to go wide
with this headline.

'Lifestyle Maven has
Three-way with City Workers'.

We didn't have a three...

Have you been telling
people we had a three-way?

Doesn't matter,
the headline pops.

Do we have your
attention now, Allen?

So, you are threatening
to break your NDAs?

Hmm, that puts me in a pickle.

Because I and the
rest of my legal team

would be forced to sue you guys
for everything you're worth,

which I think is not a lot.

I get by.

So you want me to do it?

[in unison] No.

Okay, I won't.

Now, would you like me
to validate your parking?

Insulting.

It's $25.

My associate demands I accept.

You stamped that?

Take care of yourselves.

I hate that look of
pity in his eyes.

It's so genuine.

Look, we don't need human
emotion, we need cash.

We could start a GoFundMe.

Like Devon did
after his incident.

No, it takes way too long.

How about Rick?

Our buddy with
one ear and $500K?

Oh, that is brilliant.
You're brilliant.

Because he has heaps of
cash and a heart of gold.

He has exactly the
kind of mope we need.

He'll save our legacies.

And the well-being
of our friend.

Emily.

Yeah, sure.

I mean, those poor, poor dogs.

Without that kennel,

they are just going to be
piled on top of each other.

You know, barely room to sleep,

covered in fleas,
feces everywhere.

Mom, can we leave?

The potato lady's
freaking me out.

Honestly, potato lady is
freaking herself out, kid.

Uh, if you guys have any
questions, you hurry on back.

- Hey Em.
- Mmhmm.

I need you for a very
important job down the hall.

I get it, you want me to go.

What? No, no, no.

It's just that we just
want our brightest star

to help us with this
house's crown jewel.

We got a Japanese
toilet in there.

Wow.

Yeah.

Could... I could
bring my potato?

Yeah, I wish I could say yes,

but, you know, it's,
uh, very loaded

and we just got it
steam cleaned...

That's fine, I'll just bring it.

Yeah. Okay.

We got a bit of a
situation, guys.

You see that couple over there?

Yes.

They're talking like
they want to pay in cash,

but they know there's
no competition.

Dang.

I wish there was another
young couple here.

There is.

You want us to lie.

Done.

Okay, I'm Laura.
You're Jeffrey.

Okay.

We've been married
three and a half years.

It was tough at first

when I was in the Peace
Corps for two years.

We had to do long distance,
but we made it work.

Mm.

We are relocating
to this neighborhood

because of my job. I am
a human rights lawyer.

Yes, and my job is mapmaker.

Let's do insurance rep.

You know it's boring.
No follow-up questions.

Oh, so I just make maps for fun.

Or just... don't do maps.

♪

Friends! Join me!

Mind if we play through?

Haha, he's kidding. We
respect whatever this is.

How are you guys doing?
It has been too long.

I haven't seen you since
I broke into your house.

[all laugh]

And I'm loving the new look.
It's very cult leader chic.

Thank you.

I fell in love with
linen in Nepal.

I haven't looked back since.

Well, that's awesome.

Um... there's been a bit of
a hiccup with the new kennel.

Oh, yeah. I heard about
your little snafu.

Kind of a Devon situation.

[laughs] It's gone wide
across religious boundaries.

How is Emily handling
this? Is she doing okay?

She's a rock, like always.

If you don't mind,
we're not actually here

to take a walk down memory lane.

Then, why are you here?

Are you looking for a
little introspection?

Some interior work? Finally.

[laughs]

- No, we need money.
- Yeah.

I would really love to help.

Thank you!

Or rather, my past self
would have loved to.

And with whom are we speaking?

I gave my settlement money away.

So, you're broke.

I'm repaired, actually.

And what does your new
girlfriend think of this?

Anna? Yeah, I had to
say goodbye to her, too.

Well, really, once I
gave the money away,

she became dramatically
less interested in me.

No way.

Anyways, I will keep
you in my daily prayers

alongside Devon.

Okay. We... we are
nothing like that monster!

And we are rewriting
our history today!

And this is way too many beads!

You look like a taxi
cab seat cover. Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, guys! Come on!

That took me all...

[deep exhale]

No, no, no, no, no no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

[exhale]

I love the natural
lighting in here.

It is just so warm and
inviting, you know,

like being inside a
glass of Chardonnay.

[laughs]

Three more months,

until I can have more
than half a glass a day.

Oh, yeah.

I saw that this house

is just two blocks from
Brookside Elementary School.

That's one of the top-rated
schools in the city.

Honey, our kids
could bike to school!

Mmhmm.

We're planning on having more.

Mm.

Are you planning on having kids?

- Of course.
- We're not.

Oh. You, Laura... You
don't want to have kids?

It's just like every mom
I know is so miserable.

Not you though.
You're gonna...

It's gonna be so fun.

Yes, of course I knew
that about my wife.

[chuckle]

She's just so focused
on her lawyer... stuff.

All right, let's
go this way, honey.

Okay, next, I'm gonna do
a thing about my brother

and Hurricane Sandy and a raft.

Just go with it.

Yeah. For sure.

Hey, so when Laura says

that she doesn't
want to have kids,

how does... how does
Isabelle feel about that?

Isabelle hasn't really
thought about it,

but I used to nanny these kids

and they do get you
sick, like, all the time.

Cool.

It sounds like everything's
still up for discussion,

so that's good.

Good.

What do you mean, 'good'?

Good. Like everything's
still on the table.

Oh my God.

What do you mean
by 'everything'?

Isabelle, you know
what words mean.

I'm sorry. You're just, like,
weirding me out right now.

The way you're trying
to plan our future.

Well, do you ever
think about the future?

Okay. Those Japanese
robot toilets,

definitely a sign of
things to come, but no.

Come on. Could we
just put a pin in this

and go undercover some more?

No. Every time we start to
talk about something serious,

you want to put a pin in it,

and we never circle back.

And I'm just... I'm
running out of pins here.

Okay. How could I know
what I want in the future?

It's the future.

Yeah, but I know

I want to have a
house in the suburbs

with the mountains just
a short drive away.

And I want a hypoallergenic dog

that I named after Frank,

who died saving my life
on a kayaking trip.

And I want... kids.

Two girls and a boy,
with a boy in the middle.

[Shred] I want a
little boy sandwich.

[Isabelle] Oh my God.

Oh, no. Don't tell
me you're leaving.

Unless you're running to the
bank to open a home loan.

Oh, no, we're
actually pre-approved.

But yeah, this house
just isn't for us.

Not acceptable.

Sorry?

You'd have to be a true
idiot to let this house go.

Are you true idiots?

No, it's just that the
walls are super thin.

We heard everything Laura and
Jeffrey were fighting about.

Who?

Going for a walk, Shred,
Jeff! Don't follow me!

But did you hear that?

This neighborhood is
very pedestrian friendly!

Walk score 67.

What? No way!

Everybody's just a walking.

[strained laugh]

Were we a bit mean to Rick?

Absolutely not.

Who do we call now?

I do have someone, but
you're not gonna like it.

I don't care.

The office lore has
jumped the precinct.

Even Rick heard about it,
and he only has one ear.

It's Roman Park.

No. The sham of a dog trainer?

He doesn't have any money.
He lives with his mom.

Oh, no. He... he leveled up.

What up my pack?

I'm celebrating my one millionth
follower by offering the top...

He has a million followers?

He has two million followers.
This post is a week old.

Don't sleep on
this... woo, woo!

No, no, no, no, no...

So, are you ready to
suck up to him or what?

Can't do it.

I can't grovel to that
sentient garden gnome.

So, you want Frank-up

to become industry speak
for I'm a selfish snob.

[groan]

Why do great men have to
face impossible choices?

I don't think you're
one of the greats.

Do you think he'll
even take our call?

Oh, for sure. Yeah.

He asks to see pictures
of my feet, weekly.

And then he sends me
pictures of his feet.

I cannot believe I'm
stooping this low,

but I would give that
hairless cat of a person

a billion pictures of your feet

to not be codified
in office lore.

Okay, do... do not give
anyone pictures of my feet.

- You... you brought it up.
- Just to be clear.

♪

- [barking]
- [Roman laughs]

Well, well, well...

[barking]

Never thought I'd
see you two again.

[barking]

[click]

Just come on in.

Yeah.

It's a... shoes off.

I'm gonna leave my shoes on.

Okay.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Inside. [click]

[clicking] Inside.
Just go inside.

Inside, inside.

Pretty sick place, huh?

Yep. Sick is right.

Can I interest everyone
in some pear juice?

My gal can whip some
up. I have a gal.

Theresa!

Maybe she fled the country.

No, she's around. Big house.

Theresa!!!

Oh, she's around the
orchard. You know, so sit.

Oh.

Lovely.

So, what do I owe
this inconvenience?

Actually, uh we need your...

[gags]

Oh, this is tough.

I'm having bile come
up in my throat.

We're looking for a financial
partner in a kennel facility.

Bup, bup, bup...

I want to hear it
from the big lug.

See if he can string
a few words together.

Well, as you may recall
from your attempted grift

of our facility.

Stand up, Frank. Is this
a presentation or not?

Thought you wanted this
to be at eye level.

[laugh] Oh my God.

Okay.

The animals are in
desperate need of

new kennels and
access to fresh air.

So I assume you've already
done the soil test on the land

underneath the new kennels.

Soil looks good to me.

Good enough to bury a body in.

[laugh]

Do you know what grade
steel the kennels

will be constructed with?

I'm not going to
lie to you. Yes.

I just forget.

Look, um...

we might not have all
the right answers,

but you are asking all
the right questions,

which is why we
came to you, right?

Because you're so
smart and so savvy.

[chuckles]

Am I Frank?

Am I smart?

Yes.

And savvy.

Okay.

Say savvy.

Savvy.

Great. I'm interested.

I'll hear the real
pitch from Emily.

We just got done
telling you the pitch.

Ah, I just want to
hear it from someone

who actually knows what
they're talking about.

So, just bring her to me.

Well, Emily has
the plans drawn up,

so I'm sure she could
just email them to you.

♪ Bring her to me.

I'm going down for a nap.
Stay here, 20 minutes.

Tick tock.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Oh.

I'm relieving you
of toilet duty.

You're good to go.

Oh, great.

'Cause I... I
didn't really know

what I was supposed
to be looking for.

How did it, um...
How did it go today?

Oh, you know, I don't know.

I was I was kind of distracted.

Me and Isabelle had a fight.

Yeah, I kind of heard.

The walls are pretty
thin in this place.

Yeah, they gave us
a deal on drywall,

and I'm pretty sure
it's just styrofoam.

Mhm, yeah, probably.

Can I ask you a
personal question?

Yeah. What are bosses for?

How did you know
Rick wasn't the one?

Oh, um...

That's weird.

That's a weird
question. I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no.

I think about it a lot,
actually. Um, it's...

Well, the situation was
kind of complicated.

Yeah. Say no more.

Your business.

- I mean.
- We're leaving it there.

You know how relationships are.

Like, how did you
know it was time

to break up with Camila?

Oh. Um...

Also complicated.

Ain't that how it is?

It is, ain't it?

[phone ringing]

Oh.

Oh. It's Frank.

Ooh. Frank.

Hey. What's up?

Wait. Really?

Oh my gosh.

Yes, yes.

No, no, yeah, of course
I can be there right now.

I'll leave right now.

Okay, great.

Frank and Victoria,

think they found an
investor for the kennel.

I have a second chance!

Why did I eat so many potatoes?

Just go! Go, go,
go! You got it.

I'm not really ready, though.

I don't have any of
my binders with me.

And all the turf samples
are at the office.

You got this. You're
prepared for anything.

Okay. Yeah.

I mean, I do have backup
binders in my trunk,

and then I have Pepto
in my glove box.

Yeah, okay! Thank you, Shred.

I'm just gonna just...
- Oh, sure.

for the road.

...And what you
have before you

is our full, comprehensive plan.

As you can see,

with just a modest increase
in the kennel space,

the number of animals
we'll be able to save

is just staggering.

[deep exhale]

And I'll be able to
sell my merch there?

Yeah.

I'm in.

Wha... you're... you're in?

You have a deal.

Frank, were you listening?

Now, this is how you
make a presentation.

Oh, my gosh!

Roman, you don't know how
much this means to me.

I don't.

Thank you! Thank you!

Okay.

You guys!

That was amazing.

Why do you smell like potatoes?

I ate four.

What a day! I just...

I can't believe you
guys made this happen.

And what a story this will make.

The bards of office history
shall sing of this day!

What?

This will be fun, Frank.

I'm excited to get to spend
a lot more time with you.

It feels like a water balloon.

I'm missing bones.

- [speaking Japanese]
- Assistance needed.

I hate to see her like this.

I love Emily,

but how do you mess
up guarding a toilet?

This house is cursed. We're
never gonna unload it.

I needed that extra money.

Me too.

Why did you need it?

Stupid dream, it's stupid.

All dreams are stupid.

I've always wanted to visit

all 32 major league baseball
stadiums in one season.

That dream's not
stupid. That's fun.

But I'm sorry, that's
not going to happen.

Oh, no. I got, like,

20 side hustles
in play right now.

I just need one of them to hit.

Excuse me. Are
you the realtors?

Because this place is amazing.

Uh, yes. Yes, we are.

And we'd be delighted
to tell you about it.

Oh, our toilet is excited too.

Won't you join us
in the kitchen?

Join us in the kitchen.

Yeah!

- Malfunction.
- [laughing]

Hey.

Hi.

So, uh, did Laura

completely blow things
up with Jeffrey?

No.

Uh, Jeffrey's sorry
things got so out of hand.

Laura is realizing that
she's never actually

considered the future because
she's never had a reason to.

Well, uh, do you
have a reason to now?

Maybe.

I am talking to Isabelle
and not Laura, right?

No. It's Julie.

Okay. I can't do
another character.

No, no, no, no,
Julie's my first name.

Isabelle's my middle.

I started going by it in
my 20s for tax purposes.

What?

Yeah.

There's still so much we need
to learn about each other.

I know.

For instance, my name is
not actually Shred, so.

I knew that.

Yeah.

Everyone! Barbecue
in the courtyard.

We rewrote history so we
deserve victory bison.

Wait. What did you buy?

I told you to get
turkey burgers.

I know, Bison's manlier

and goes better
with rosemary aioli.

What do you guys think?

I got a hard hat for
the groundbreaking.

- It's riding pretty high.
- Oh.

Here, I think you can
actually adjust it like that.

Oh, that's what that's for.

You had to test out the
new crossbow, Devon.

Hell of a shot, though.

Wiped out a whole freaking
species of fruit bats.

Yeah, that's way worse
than what we did.

♪