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♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna have a good time ♪

♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪

♪ I'm from another, whoo-hoo ♪

♪ Yeh-heah ♪

♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪

♪ I'm talking puppies ♪

♪ Puh-puh pup-pup-pup pup-pup ooh ♪

♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪

♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪

♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

[rhythmically] Stabbing all the trash with the stabby stick.

Stabbing the trash and I put it in the sack.

Gonna stab the trash--

Hey, I was eating that!

Come on, you know this stuff is garbage.

-What are you doing here? -Same thing as you.

Getting the trash.

Hey!

Uh, I can see that,

but I meant what did you get in trouble for?

-Huh? -Did you waste somebody?

What? No, I volunteered.

Uh, for detention? Are you okay?

[laughs] Totally!

No. I'm actually pretty messed up.

Ah, me too.

You know, I think

I'm the first princess to lose everything,

which is kind of impressive.

I'd log it in my spell book,

but I don't have my spell book,

and I would tell Glossaryck,

but I don't have Glossaryck, either!

How am I supposed to know where to go or who I am

if I don't have a history?

And if I keep myself busy,

I won't be able to mess up anything else!

So that's what I'm in for, Janna.

Mm-hmm. Uh...

Because I'm out.

Yo, what did you do?

What did I do?

You just put Otis in the dumpster. Right on.

-Otis? -Otis!

You know, he's, like, the school mascot or whatever.

Okay, probably that shouldn't be in the garbage.

Phew, it's okay.

That made a crazy sound when I threw it in.

It was all, like, [imitates springing noise]

[tinkles]

So, you're gonna be in detention... forever.

[screams]

[shuddering sigh]

Oh, Principal Skeeves, I am so sorry!

Without Otis, I would be dead.

I remember the moment well.

It was very cold that day.

Winters here are quite harsh, you know.

I was being chased through the halls

of this very school by a herd of bullies,

and hid beneath Otis's underside.

I hid for days,

survived by eating the frozen gum

stuck to Otis's great big belly!

He saved my life.

Principal...

Life!

I'm gonna take off, yeah?

So, just, uh, you know, find a brother in the hallways

when you're ready to give her detention.

Hah...

You want that door open or closed?

Hit the lights.

Okay, that was not normal, even for Skeeves.

[tearfully] Excuse me!

Hey, guys, what's going on?

[sobs] We're waiting for Mr. Candle's grief counseling.

Grief counseling?

Sorry, everyone, no counseling today.

I'm too torn up about Otis.

No point in pulling you onto a sinking lifeboat.

Uh, Mr. Candle, how can you be torn about Otis?

You're not even from this dimension!

But look at them, Star,

look at their little droopy, baby-fat faces!

Contact grief is a real thing, okay?

Dang! Oh, dang.

Hey, come on, guys.

I'm really sorry about Otis.

Please, is there anything I can do to help?

Let me fix you.

It's not your fault. It's our fault.

Good morning, everybody!

I've invited you all out here

to say I'm so sorry for yesterday.

I made a pretty big mess,

but I think I made some magic today.

I give you Otis!

-Otis is really here? -It's a miracle!

Otis? Otis, is that you?

My dear boy, I thought I lost you forever.

But you're really here! Ohh-ho-ho-aah!

Wait a second. I used to put my used gum there!

Where is it?

Yeah, and where's all the scratches?

It's too shiny!

And where is the kissing hole?

Kissing hole?

You know, the hole where you practice your kissing?

-What? -Where's my kissing hole?!

This is Otis, right, Star?

Duh! But the old statue was all beat up,

so I made a shiny new one.

Isn't that great?!

[imitates voice] It sure is, Star.

That's not Otis. That's a fake!

No, it's Otis, just better!

Otis was perfect the way he was!

[sobbing]

Wait, wait! Come back! Come back! Otis is back!

What's wrong?

That's just a horrible reminder of everything we've lost.

What? I need to find out what I did wrong.

-Marco! -Ow!

-Oh, I'm sorry! -It doesn't matter.

Excuse me!

-Aah! -Oh, never mind.

Zeke, I think we should break up.

But, Becky, I love you.

I love you, too, Zeke,

but nothing matters anymore now that Otis is gone.

Hey, everybody! It's me, Otis. I'm back.

-Otis! -I love you!

Otis, we love you!

What did I do to this school?

School's done for, Miss. Everything's crumbling.

Hooray!

Who am I? Who am I?

-Who am I? Who am I? -Marco!

Where are you?

[echoing] Star, I'm right here.

Oh, no, Marco's a locker?

This day just keeps getting worse!

I'm just trying to avoid all the craziness in this school.

Hey, the lockers are talking!

The end is near!

Hooray!

Marco, I am so confused by this statue stuff.

I know what I did was wrong,

but I also have no idea what I did wrong.

[sighs] Star...

Let me take you back 170 years ago

to the top of the Mt. Angelus Mountains.

[folksy accent] In the dead of winter of 1846,

the Bonner party had set out

for the shores of the western coastline.

Packed with nothing more than a week's ration of food

and a dream for a better life,

the Bonner party stood no chance of survival.

They gave up quick and decided to settle

in the tame suburban valley of Echo Creek.

But one last challenge lay between them

and their American dream:

possums.

To stake their claim to the land,

the Bonner party went to war.

Man and possum fought,

biting one another with force and vigor.

A letter from Timothy Bonner:

[settler reading]

After 26 days of miserable war,

Otis, the very last possum,

was sent scurrying into the forest.

The Bonners' land was now possum-free.

They built a statue of Otis to commemorate

the first victory of their small town.

But it was the last time Echo Creek won anything.

Football players kiss it before games.

Teachers make offerings to it.

Others just stare and wonder, "What's a possum?"

Otis has come to represent Echo Creek's history,

and without it...

[coughs, in normal voice] We don't know who we are.

Oh, I know that feeling.

Remember when I lost the book of spells?

-Yep. -I went a bit crazy.

You kept calling me Glossaryck.

You tried to shove me in a book!

Because that's where you live.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's terrible losing something you care about.

Something with history, something with...

Star, it's okay.

Oh, I got it!

Mr. Skeeves, I'm making an announcement!

Don't try and stop me!

Check. One, one, two.

One. Can you hear me, Echo Creek?

Can you hear my loud voice?

-Teachers... -What?

...students, janitors, friends,

I have destroyed something you had history with,

and I understand that no magic

-can fix that. -Yeah.

But you were more than just a statue of a possum!

You're from Echo Creek! You're better than possums!

-Johnny Raisinberry! -Who said that?

You have been held back seven times at this school!

My wife keeps telling me to give up.

But you have perfect attendance every one of those years,

and you should be super proud of that.

You are better than a possum.

Thanks!

-Brittany! -What?

You are really judgmental and mean,

but maybe that's because you want us

to keep being better than possums.

[offended] Yeah!

Mr. Skeeves, you dropped the ball

today on looking after your school.

But, hey, at least you got a school!

I like those Possums!

Star Fan 13, you're the second-best me there is, baby.

Oh, my gosh!

Ferguson! Alfonso!

I haven't talked to you guys all year,

but you're always there in the background doing your thing.

You don't need a big possum statue to make you proud.

That's just letting the possums win.

We're from Echo Creek and we're better than possums,

so, like the Bonner party before us,

on that fateful day in 1846,

let's get rid of that possum!

[folksy accent] Like their ancestors before them,

the students of Echo Creek got rid of Otis

with pride and school spirit.

They destroyed that possum statue as one mob of unity,

and Old Janitor suggested they burn down the school.

Star Butterfly stepped in and said no.

That day, our town was victorious,

and a girl named Star Butterfly

shined brighter than the Northern Star.

Hey, Star, you, uh, gonna help me clean this up?

[folksy accent] I suppose I should.

Why are you talking like that?

Because today, Janna, was a great day in history.

Seriously, stop it.

Not today, Janna. Not tomorrow.

Not ever.

[synthpop playing]

[lip-synching] ♪ It was no secret ♪

♪ The way that we feel ♪

♪ A love that's so pure ♪

♪ A love that's so real ♪

♪ You showed me your world, and it felt like a sign ♪

♪ But you acted too slow ♪

♪ And you ran out of ti-ii-ime ♪

Oh, man, the only thing cooler

than these Love Sentence singing toothbrushes

is the fact you got us tickets to see them tomorrow!

Duh. That's what friends are for!

Plus, Love Sentence is like our thang.

You would know. You're my best friend.

Good night, Marco.

Sleep tight!

[snoring]

[phone buzzes]

Hello?

Marco! Are you awake?

I forgot to tell you, there's more.

-[phone buzzes] -Aw, wait.

I'm getting a call from Jackie.

Yeah, you are!

Hey, Jackie, uh, is everything all right?

Dude, Love Sentence tickets?

You're smoother than you let on, Marco Diaz.

[chuckles] What?

Ooh, gotta go. Gotta crush this ramp.

See you tomorrow!

Star! Did you get tickets for Jackie, too?

Star! I know you're there.

Hello? Did you get Jackie tickets?

You did. Aren't you excited, Marco?

You guys are a thing now!

The three of us are gonna be hanging out a lot.

I don't want Jackie feeling left out

'cause I'm a supercool girl

who's also your supercool best friend.

Yeah, you are, I'm just--

I'm just worried that with you around,

Jackie will realize I'm not as supercool.

I've dated before. Trust me, you'll be fine.

[sighs] Ah, fine. Just let me sleep.

♪ Yay! ♪

This is gonna be ♪ awesome! ♪

Now, get them beauty sleeps.

Time to get dressed, Marco!

Come on! Come on! Jackie's gonna be here any minute.

I know. That's what I'm worried about.

Aw, poor thing.

I told you, there's nothing to worry about, right?

We just want to make Jackie feel included

in our fun times together!

Yeah, I guess.

[grunts]

Come on, it'll be fine, I promise.

Now get dressed! ♪ La la la... ♪

Uh, I am dressed.

Red hoodie. Jeans.

That's pretty much dressed for me.

Ha, no, you're not,

'cause I made concert tees!

Oh, man, Love Sentence concert tees!

Handcrafted.

♪♪

Perfect.

I know, right? Put it on!

[chuckles] Little tight.

-[doorbell rings] -Jackie's here!

[grunting]

Hey, girlfriend!

No way! You made concert tees?

Oh, yeah. Check it out.

That's so funny, 'cause I made concert skateboards, whoa!

No way.

I can't believe we had the same idea!

Great minds, am I right?

♪ Trade! ♪

So, where's Marco?

Oh, he's getting dressed.

[straining, panting]

Hey, Jackie.

Hey, Marco.

[strains, pants]

Nice shirt. Shows off your pecs.

Skateboards, really? I thought we were taking the bus.

Yeah! Skateboards.

It'll be fun!

Summoning Cloudy Charm!

Love Sentence, here we come!

Whoo!

[sighs]

Ooh, I got one.

How many times did Love Sentence break up

before their fourth reunion tour?

Uh, six, if you count the time they broke up

on the morning of their second reunion tour

and got back together after lunch.

Yes! Except it was before lunch, not after.

No, it was totally after.

Let's ask Marco.

Yeah, where is Marco?

[wheezing] Right behind you!

Wow. Maybe we should've taken the bus.

No! Can we just get to the concert?

[honking]

Aah!

[protesting honk]

-Aah! -[thud]

[chirping]

Whoa.

The ducks will be fine.

Marco should be fine, too, provided he takes some skateboard lessons.

The skateboard didn't make it.

Your bill.

$650? Aw!

Come on!

Oh, they are so cute!

Little disease-ridden angels.

I want to help! Let me help!

-Oh, quack quack! -[alarmed chirping]

Marco, you're scaring them.

It's okay, little babies, he's gone.

Aw...

Calm down. You're at your new home.

Aw, come on, little dudes, don't be nervous.

Yeah, this place is great! I used to live here.

Me too. Wait, what?

Yeah, for, like, a day.

But you guys will make friends so quick!

There's the lady who steals hair, who lives over there.

[laughs] Really?

Yeah, she smells like shampoo all the time.

-It's crazy. -No way that's true.

Seriously, it is!

And around there is where I met the dragon.

I think... Oh, oh, oh. And there's a really good taco place around here.

Star, dude.

Oh. Time to say bye!

Marco, come say bye!

Huh?

Marco, dude. Are you okay?

You and Star should just go on without me.

You'll have more fun.

I'll just be here ruining things,

breaking skateboards, ripping shirts,

and traumatizing families of ducks.

[angry honking]

Dude.

Dude.

Don't worry about the skateboard.

My uncle works for the company, and...

I'm having fun with you, but...

these guys deserve an apology.

-I'm s-- -I'm kidding, Marco,

but that was really sweet.

We should be apologizing!

Me and Jackie were having so much fun,

you probably felt left out, but you shouldn't.

Yeah, we wouldn't have met those cute ducks if it weren't for you.

STAR: And that was magical!

Heh. They were cute.

The idea was we go together.

Yeah, Marco, come on. Let's go have fun.

[klaxon]

Remain calm and shelter in place.

This is not a drill.

[thud]

[audience cheering]

Hello, Echo Creek!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Such pageantry! I love it. I love it!

Straight out of the Echo Creek Penitentiary,

I'm Justin Towers, and this one

goes out to everyone who's "just friends."

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

Our second-favorite song!

Playing my favorite song!

Whoo! Dance with me, Diaz!

[chuckles] Okay.

♪ It was no secret ♪

♪ The way that we feel ♪

♪ A love that's so pure ♪

♪ A love that's so real ♪

♪ You showed me your world and it felt like a sign ♪

♪ But you acted too slow ♪

♪ And you ran out of ti-ii-me ♪

♪ And now we'll be ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

♪ We will be ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

♪ And now we'll be ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

♪ Be just ♪

♪ Friends ♪

♪ I didn't mean to hurt you ♪

♪ You didn't have a clue ♪

♪ So you went out and got busy ♪

♪ And found somebody new ♪

-♪ New ♪ -♪ New ♪

♪ And now we'll be ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

♪ Oh, we will be ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

♪ And now we'll be ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

♪ Be just ♪

♪ Friends ♪

♪ And now we'll be ♪

[guitar solo]

♪ I didn't mean to hurt you ♪

♪ You didn't have a clue ♪

♪ So you went out and got busy ♪

-Wow. -♪ And found somebody new ♪

-♪ New ♪ -♪ New ♪

-♪ And now we'll be ♪ -Star?

-Where are you going? -♪ Just friends ♪

♪ Just friends ♪

Are you all right?

I'm sorry about the-- the, uh...

It just kind of happened.

Oh, don't be silly.

I just wanted to be down here by the stage

so I could feel their sweat spraying on my face.

[chuckles] It's wet.

Are you sure?

Duh! What are friends for?

Now, go up there and be with your girlfriend!

You're the best friend a guy could have.

[weakly] Yeah...

Now, go.

She's waiting!

[new song]

♪ We spiraled high on a gust of love ♪

♪ And I knew right from the start ♪

♪ Nothing could tear us apart ♪

♪ Till the day you broke my heart ♪

♪ Oooh ♪

♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪

♪ That's saying something ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪

♪ I think it suits me, it's just my style ♪

♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪

♪ I think that strangers are just friends ♪

♪ You haven't met ♪

♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪

♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪