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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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( car alarm chirps )
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( car alarm blares )
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HEINOUS:
Gemini, the door is jammed.
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GEMINI: Are you sure
it's not locked?
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I know what it looks like
when it's locked.
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Get me out of this car.
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Gemini!
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Oh. Oh, coming.
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How is my hair?
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Like you just came
from the salon.
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Filthy lies,
but I'll allow it.
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Come now, Rasticore.
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There's my baby
bounty hunter.
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You're growing back
so fast, yes, you are.
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Yes, you are.
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Now we are prepared
to wreak recrimination
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on our foes.
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Yes. Recrim-mim-mim-ination!
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Hello?
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Now are you convinced that
parking meters aren't
filled with candy?
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It's all just
a big tease.
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How was I supposed
to know... oh.
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Okay, that was not
like that before.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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I'll cover the back door,
and on my mark,
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- you bum rush
the front door.
- Got it.
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One...
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Two...
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- Three.
- ( yells )
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( karate yell )
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- Marco?
- You!
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You!
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- Get her.
- Narwhal blast.
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Yeah! Get him, get him!
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What did you do
to my parents?
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Unhand me, you little--
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Stop! Marco, let go
of that poor old woman.
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Wait. You're mad at us?
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We're trying
to save you guys.
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We let her in.
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You are both
being very rude.
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Star, put away
your magical whale.
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It's a Narwhal.
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You, too, Marco.
Let Miss Heinous go.
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But she's evil.
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- Now!
- Aahh!
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This is the princess
who ruined my life.
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That's right,
Princess Marco.
I recognize you.
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Even with your super-cute
new haircut.
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What is going on here?
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This lady tied me
to a chair,
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and tried to
brainwash me.
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That's a gross
exaggeration.
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Your child has
terribly wronged me,
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and I'm not going
anywhere until justice
is served.
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But if she
doesn't leave...
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Then how are we gonna
have dinner with...
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BOTH: The Morrisons?
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- Who?
- The Morrisons are so cool.
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We've been on the wait list
to have them over for months.
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This dinner
needs to be perfect.
We can't mess it up.
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Wow. That sounds
really tough, guys.
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You're gonna resolve
whatever issue you have
with Miss Heinous right now!
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( evil chuckling )
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Here you go.
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Thank you,
Your Highness.
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What exactly is
your issue with Marco?
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Gemini.
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Once, I was
the headmistress of St. Olga's,
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the most esteemed princess
school in the multiverse.
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It was a wonderful place
where delinquent princesses
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were taught manners
and respect.
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Until one day,
an insolent princess showed up,
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and inspired all the students
to rebel against their elders,
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who knew better.
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Princess Marco left,
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but the school
was never the same.
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They made her
the face of a revolution,
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even inspiring merchandise,
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influencing the next generation
of young princesses
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with her devious ways.
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Wait a minute.
You have merchandise?
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Yeah. I get a $650
royalty check every month.
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As I was saying,
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my students lost
all respect for authority.
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Soon, they were cutting classes
just to party,
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even inviting the boys
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from a neighboring
prince reform school.
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They threw me out.
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And now,
I live in a car.
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- BOTH: Oh!
- Oh!
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Don't touch me.
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And it's all thanks to
Princess Marco,
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and her little sidekick,
Princess Butterfly.
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Marco, is this
all true?
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Well, yeah, but that place
was a prison.
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Those princesses were
being oppressed.
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They're way happier now.
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And they blew up
my bodyguard.
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Yeah, we were wondering
what that was.
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He's my dear, sweet Rasticore.
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This is just his arm,
but he's part lizard,
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so his whole body
will grow back soon.
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And then he'll be
a big boy, won't you, sweetie?
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( groans )
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So how shall we proceed,
Miss Heinous?
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With a punishment
commensurate with the crime.
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How about we annihilate her
and display her skeleton
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as a warning against
any further insurrection?
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Agreed? Good.
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Now, Rasticore, bring me
Princess Marco's bones.
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- Gemini.
- Yes. Yes, milady.
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( angry growls )
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Okay, enough of this.
( karate yell )
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Gemini, Rasticore, attack!
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Get ready to feel
the painous, Miss Heinous.
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No, Star.
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Excuse me.
Is this 4815 Avocado Terrace?
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The police!
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Yes, it is.
You're here just in time.
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That lady is trying
to destroy me.
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And that trollish-looking
guy-man-thing is totally
helping her.
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Uh, just ignore the girl
waving a magic wand.
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And it's probably
a lesser charge,
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but this severed lizard arm
is complicit, too.
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Well, that's something,
all right.
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Now if you'll all
stay calm,
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I'm sure we can
clear this up right now.
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Okay, I got a call about
a car double parked,
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but, uh, since the wheels
of the top car
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ain't on the ground,
that's not my jurisdiction.
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What? That's it?
You're gonna ignore
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all the evil going on?
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Evil. Evil. Evil!
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Ho-ho, that doesn't
look dangerous.
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It's one of those
animations, right?
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You mean animatronics.
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Listen, kid,
once there's a real crime,
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give me a call.
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( growling )
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All right,
let the bargaining begin.
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I leave if you let me rip out
Princess Marco's spine
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and wear it as
a fancy scarf.
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Okay, that seems
a little extreme.
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Honey, we really don't
have time for this.
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The Morrisons are gonna
be here soon,
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and we haven't ' even
picked out the placemats.
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Um... what if we ground Marco
for a week?
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Or you let me
grind her bones into a pulp.
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- ( stammering )
- We won't let Marco
play video games.
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Do you even know
how bargaining works?
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No meat on Fridays.
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Or even let me
disembowel her.
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He can do the dishes.
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What if I just apologize?
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An apology.
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Yes.
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An apology will suffice...
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under certain conditions.
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( relieved sigh )
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Marco, you can't
give up that easy.
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I'll do anything to get
Heinous out of here.
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Whatever you want,
Miss Heinous.
Just name it.
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Why did I day
whatever you want?
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( evil cackling )
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It's finally happening.
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Let's see what those princesses
think of their idol now.
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I can't believe our son
led a revolution
and we didn't even know.
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I'm not sure if
I should be mad or proud.
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Hang on, hang on.
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A princess can't go on camera
without blush.
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Dude, don't do this.
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All those princesses,
like, really look up to you.
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I know. If I know a thing
or two about princesses,
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it's gonna take a lot more
than some dumb video
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to break their spirits.
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Marco.
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So how do I look?
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Super pretty.
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Enough dilly-dallying.
Let's get on with it.
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Just be careful.
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Gemini, are you
ready yet?
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Yes, milady.
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And we're rolling.
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Uh, hey, princesses
of the multiverse.
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It's your girl Marco.
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- What up?
- MOTHER: Psst.
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Morrisons.
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Anyway, last time I was at
St. Olga's school,
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I said and did some stuff
that I shouldn't have.
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And that was... bad.
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And, um, I just wanted
to say, um...
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I just wanted to say
that I'm, like,
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super sorry
that I told you guys
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to resist your oppressors
and stuff.
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As princesses, we should
never think for ourselves,
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and just, you know,
give up on our dreams
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and our own individuality.
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Oh, I mean all this
from the bottom of my heart.
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And I'm definitely not just
saying that because
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Miss Heinous is threatening me
and my family.
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Okay, was that good?
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Milady, I have notes.
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( laughing )
It's perfect. Perfect!
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Miss Heinous, we just
want to apologize again
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for Marco's behavior.
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Yes. We hope this can be
a fresh start for all of us.
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Hm. We shall see.
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Maybe this will inspire you
to take a more active role
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in your child's life.
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FATHER:
Good-bye, Miss Heinous.
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Safe travels.
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Well, this was
a real eye-opener.
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What else have you
been hiding from us?
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Now is the time to
own up to any other
inter-dimensional chicanery.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
No chicanery here.
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All good.
Nothing to report.
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I think we have
some responsibility
to accept, too.
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Maybe we haven't
been around enough
for the two of them.
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We can start
fresh tonight.
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I say we cancel
dinner with the Morrisons,
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and instead,
have a family game night.
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( all cheering )
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Who needs to hang out
with the Morrisons anyway?
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The Diazes are so cool.
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There you are, milady.
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Pillow's fluffed
just the way you like it.
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Sweet dreams, milady.
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And sweet dreams to you,
too, Princess Marco.
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The fairest in the land.
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Soon, the multiverse
will shiver in fear
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once I destroy
Princess Marco
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and Princess Butterfly.
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With you at my side,
Rasticore...
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Why, Rasticore.
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You've grown an elbow.
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You'll be a big boy
again soon.
256
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,000
So very soon.
257
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:17,960
Karate brings the essence
258
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:21,380
of ka, ra, and te
259
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:24,960
together in a circular balance
of the elements.
260
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,670
It is time for you
to demonstrate
261
00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:32,920
all that you have learned
about the "DUH's" of karate.
262
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,710
Discipline.
263
00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:38,330
Ed-U-cation.
264
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:42,250
And most importantly,
Honor.
265
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,000
Honor.
266
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:52,880
I, Grandmaster of
the How To Karate video series,
267
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:56,620
am coming to your dojo
in your town of...
268
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:01,620
to watch your top student
perform.
269
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,000
If Grandmaster
deems them worthy,
270
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,500
your dojo will be
How To...
271
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,790
This is a great honor
for our dojo.
272
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:13,170
With Grandmaster's
certification,
273
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,460
we won't just be
a mini-mall dojo anymore.
274
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,750
We'll be a certified
mini-mall dojo.
275
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:22,380
The student I will choose
to represent the school
276
00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:25,500
will be someone who has
constantly impressed me
277
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,750
with their dedication
and commitment.
278
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:31,460
Someone who has contributed
so much to the dojo,
279
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:35,750
who really puts the "ra"
in karate.
280
00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:39,290
I will let you know my decision
by the end of the week.
281
00:12:39,290 --> 00:12:41,500
Uh, sensei, it's Friday.
282
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,670
Oh. Then it's Jeremy.
283
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,750
What?!
284
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:47,330
( nervous stammering )
285
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:49,620
Anyway, great class today.
286
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,330
You're all dismissed.
287
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,620
( evil laughter )
288
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,540
How does it feel, Marco?
289
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:58,670
He actually chose
an eight-year-old over you.
290
00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,830
L-o-s-e-r.
291
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,880
Marco lost to who?
292
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,500
J-e-r-e-m-y.
293
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,750
That spells winner.
294
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,920
That's me.
Jeremy.
295
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,080
Yay! This is going to be
the best trip yet!
296
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,710
Ready to board?
297
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,080
You bet, Sir Acha.
298
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,920
Let's sail away
on our friend ship.
299
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,670
Hey, little buddy.
What are you doing
in my room?
300
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:28,500
( New Age music plays )
301
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,750
Hajime.
302
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,880
Whoa. That was amazing.
303
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,460
So is Jeremy still
your choice to
represent the dojo?
304
00:13:58,460 --> 00:13:59,830
Yeah, for sure, Jeremy.
305
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,920
What?! I broke, like,
three boards.
306
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,710
Marco, I didn't pick Jeremy
because he's better at karate.
307
00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,710
I picked him because of...
308
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:09,920
you know, who he is
as a person.
309
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,920
Who Jeremy is as a person
is a jerk.
310
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,080
( muttering ) As a person?
Who do you think is a person?
311
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,290
Marco, listen.
312
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,880
No, you listen.
313
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,790
I'm ten times the person
Jeremy is.
314
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,710
You're making
a huge mistake.
315
00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:25,790
Let's sail away on
our friend ship.
316
00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,960
( gasps )
317
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:32,250
You still have a lot
to learn about honor.
318
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,670
Fine.
319
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:37,330
Mom, next time you cut
the crusts off,
320
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,210
leave 'em in the bag.
321
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,710
Just 'cause I don't
want 'em on my sandwich
322
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,540
doesn't mean I don't
eat 'em later.
323
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,170
MOTHER: I'm sorry,
my little cherub.
324
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,790
Is that...
325
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,670
That's a hundred-dollar bill.
326
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,710
Really?
327
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,920
Yeah.
That's a Benjamin.
328
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,830
That's my favorite one.
329
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,330
But it's got
all that stuff on it.
330
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,330
Yeah, it's
a lot of stuff.
331
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,750
You know how many vinyls
I could buy with that?
332
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,500
Three.
333
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,420
I'm going in.
334
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:12,120
Ew. Why does it smell
like that?
335
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,830
Pretty rank, huh?
336
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,920
Well, maybe if I...
337
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,330
I'd start with
the corner.
338
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:24,540
Man. Somebody glued this
to the ground.
339
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,290
Glue?
340
00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:28,540
What kind of a sick joke
is this?
341
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,710
Try the other corner.
342
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:36,620
My glasses.
And it's my birthday!
343
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,830
Uh, butler, refill.
344
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,790
- Shameful.
- Hey, Marco,
whatcha doing?
345
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,500
Do you mind?
346
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,170
I'm collecting
evidence here.
347
00:15:57,170 --> 00:15:58,920
( gasps )
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
348
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,750
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
349
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,460
Keep it up, Jeremy.
350
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,460
You're giving me
everything I need.
351
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,670
( rustling )
- Star? What are you doing?
352
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,580
I'm just helping you out
at the scene of the crime,
353
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:13,120
collecting evidence.
354
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,120
Uh, it's not really
a crime scene.
355
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:19,830
I'm hiding in the bushes
and recording all of Jeremy's
bad behavior.
356
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:22,170
Oh, so you're like a...
like a...
357
00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:23,750
like a creep.
358
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,290
What? No.
I'm not a creep.
359
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,790
I've got lots
of proof here, Star.
360
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,710
It's okay, Marco.
361
00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,290
Wave that creep flag.
362
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,710
This isn't creepy.
This is justice.
363
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,960
I'm gonna show
all this bad stuff to sensei,
364
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,790
and then he'll have
to change his mind
365
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,790
about letting Jeremy
represent the dojo.
366
00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:49,290
Huh?
367
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:57,830
( karate yells )
368
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:00,120
Hey, sensei.
369
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,920
Mr. Diaz.
370
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,880
There's something
I need to show you.
371
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,750
If it's those pictures of
the dog playing the harmonica,
372
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:10,040
I've seen them,
and they're excellent.
373
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,120
No, no,
this is not that.
374
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,120
It's about Jeremy.
375
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,670
Okay. What is it?
376
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,540
I wanna show you...
377
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:20,580
how...
378
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:22,830
Well?
379
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:26,040
How...
sorry I am.
380
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,000
I shouldn't have
overreacted the other day.
381
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,920
You have every right
to choose who you want
382
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,750
to represent the dojo.
383
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,880
And if you really think
Jeremy is the best choice,
384
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,500
then I can accept that.
385
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,170
I appreciate
your apology.
386
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:41,120
It shows your
noble spirit.
387
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,920
You're like a lion,
or a really cool bird-lion.
388
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,960
- ( watch beeping )
- Oh, man!
389
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,420
Grandmaster's gonna
be here any minute.
390
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:53,040
Or is Grandmaster
already here?
391
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,460
( all gasping )
392
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:57,880
Grandmaster.
Thank you for coming.
393
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,250
Do not thank Grandmaster.
394
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,710
It is by the will
of karate
395
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,000
that Grandmaster is here.
396
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,380
That's the coolest sentence
I've ever heard.
397
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,620
Who have you chosen
to represent your dojo?
398
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:17,040
Me! Jeremy!
399
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,830
Yay. We love you, son.
400
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,880
I would like to express
what a huge honor it is
401
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,420
for all of you
to watch me perform.
402
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:36,330
♪ Jeremy is awesome ♪
403
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:40,380
♪ He's the best at
everything he does ♪
404
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,290
Ahem.
405
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:43,830
Applause.
406
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,000
♪ He's the greatest
that ever was ♪
407
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,580
Yah, yah!
408
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,710
- Mom, picture.
- Yes, sweetie.
409
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:54,170
What a jerk!
410
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:56,170
I cannot stand
that boy.
411
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,170
Why'd you bring me here
for our anniversary
412
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:05,000
No, I'm not done.
413
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,880
Okay, that's it.
414
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,830
I'm sorry, sensei.
415
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,170
I just can't
accept this.
416
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:13,120
Why did you pick Jeremy?
417
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,960
Because he brings so much
to the dojo.
418
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,380
So much what?
419
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,210
Money, dude.
420
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,750
His family's
filthy rich.
421
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,620
They give the dojo
tons of cash.
422
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,040
That's how I keep
this place afloat.
423
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,790
I really shouldn't be
running a business.
424
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,750
So, wait.
425
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,750
You don't think
he's a better person than me?
426
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,920
No. Of course not.
He's a toilet.
427
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,540
Jeremy, Jeremy...
428
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,830
Why didn't you tell me
this in the first place?
429
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:39,380
Because you and I
are friends,
430
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,210
and that's what friends do.
431
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:43,750
They do hurtful things
to each other,
432
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,380
without explaining why,
433
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:48,330
because they know
their friend will understand.
434
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,920
That's not how... wait.
We're friends?
435
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,170
Duh. You're my dojo bro.
436
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,420
Why else would I keep
texting you to grab tacos?
437
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,170
You don't text me.
438
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,790
Whose number is this then?
439
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,750
For the record, friends are
up front with each other.
440
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,290
Really? I gotta stop
learning life lessons
441
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,750
from children's shows.
442
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,710
I'm so ignorant in
the ways of friendship.
443
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,710
Perhaps you could be
my friendship sensei.
444
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,250
I'd be honored.
445
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,120
( loud snoring )
446
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:23,920
Yes. Uh... yes.
447
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,920
Yes, indeed,
yes, indeed.
448
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,710
Wonderful performance.
Just wow. Wow all across the...
449
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:29,880
But I wasn't even done.
450
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,750
Yes, Grandmaster
gets the gist.
451
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,880
Punch, punch,
kick, kick.
Very good, William.
452
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,710
It's Jeremy.
453
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,710
This dojo
has proven itself
454
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:41,710
worthy of
Grandmaster's certification.
455
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:53,830
The wind of karate
beckons once again.
456
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:56,000
Grandmaster must go.
457
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,880
How did he do that?
458
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,920
Huh. Grandmaster
is like the wind.
459
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,920
He is not bound
by physical constraints.
460
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,580
You can't leave
the Grandmaster!
461
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:11,420
Looks good.
462
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,880
Sure does.
463
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,920
( phone buzzes )
464
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,920
"Let's go grab some tacos."
465
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:22,290
Someone invited me
to get tacos.
Wanna come, too?
466
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,040
Sure.
467
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,330
You wanna go get
some ice cream?
468
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,540
No? You wanna go glue
some hundred-dollar bills
469
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,920
to the ground?
470
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,460
Yeah? Okay.
471
00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:42,920
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
472
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,460
♪ That's saying something ♪
473
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:46,830
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
474
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:50,710
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
475
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,750
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
476
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,000
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
477
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,920
♪ You haven't met ♪
478
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,080
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
479
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,210
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪
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