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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,863 --> 00:00:24,200 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 2 00:00:25,034 --> 00:00:29,037 ♪♪ Better not even try ♪♪ 3 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:34,041 ♪♪ Better just close your eyes And say your prayers ♪♪ 4 00:00:34,174 --> 00:00:37,710 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 5 00:00:37,844 --> 00:00:41,948 ♪♪ I can't run away from it ♪♪ 6 00:00:42,081 --> 00:00:45,984 ♪♪ Not with those lips nearby ♪♪ 7 00:00:46,118 --> 00:00:49,653 ♪♪ Am I supposed to whisper? ♪♪ 8 00:00:49,787 --> 00:00:51,355 ♪♪ Who cares ♪♪ 9 00:00:51,489 --> 00:00:53,324 ♪♪ To whisper who cares ♪♪ 10 00:00:53,457 --> 00:00:56,426 ♪♪ We could worry till We both got old ♪♪ 11 00:00:56,559 --> 00:00:59,129 ♪♪ And gray from it ♪♪ 12 00:00:59,262 --> 00:01:03,766 ♪♪ Trying our best to hide ♪♪ 13 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:05,667 ♪♪ Trying our best ♪♪ 14 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:07,402 ♪♪ To make believe ♪♪ 15 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:11,639 ♪♪ We never get starry-eyed ♪♪ 16 00:01:11,773 --> 00:01:14,441 ♪♪ The moment is right ♪♪ 17 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,143 ♪♪ This is the night ♪♪ 18 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:20,012 ♪♪ That nearly Was ours before ♪♪ 19 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,848 ♪♪ And we can't run away ♪♪ 20 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:27,719 ♪♪ From it anymore ♪♪ 21 00:01:57,377 --> 00:02:00,013 - How's Ellie? - She is plain fighting' mad, sir. 22 00:02:00,146 --> 00:02:02,915 - Good. - She hasn't eaten since we left Acapulco, sir. 23 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:04,583 Why didn't you force feed her? 24 00:02:04,716 --> 00:02:07,385 You can't get near her for the stuff she throws. 25 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,420 I want a broiled steak, right away. 26 00:02:09,554 --> 00:02:10,888 - Medium rare. - Yes, sir. 27 00:02:11,022 --> 00:02:13,057 - Where is she? - Locked in your cabin. 28 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,694 You sure you got her right after the wedding? 29 00:02:17,828 --> 00:02:20,429 They weren't together alone, or alone together? 30 00:02:20,563 --> 00:02:22,431 Her shoes still had rice in 'em. 31 00:02:22,565 --> 00:02:24,667 Well, that makes things much simpler. 32 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,134 What happened to the monkey she married? 33 00:02:26,267 --> 00:02:28,036 Ballarino? Oh, he flew back to Houston. 34 00:02:28,169 --> 00:02:29,871 I guess he thought we was takin' her home. 35 00:02:30,004 --> 00:02:31,905 Too bad Texas quit being a republic. 36 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:35,175 We could deport him to Oklahoma. 37 00:02:40,446 --> 00:02:41,814 Put down that bull, Ellie. 38 00:02:41,948 --> 00:02:44,316 Father, you let me off this boat right now. 39 00:02:44,449 --> 00:02:47,953 I'm sorry, baby, but that don't exactly fit in with my plans. 40 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,753 Can't you understand that this time, 41 00:02:49,887 --> 00:02:51,222 you're too late to interfere? 42 00:02:51,355 --> 00:02:53,123 How much did that boulder set me back? 43 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:54,959 Those two fun-loving thugs of yours 44 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,460 kidnapped me after the wedding. 45 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,196 I am already Mrs. Jacques Ballarino. 46 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:02,698 In name only, thanks to me. 47 00:03:02,831 --> 00:03:04,533 And by the time we get back from Honolulu... 48 00:03:04,666 --> 00:03:06,935 - Honolulu? - I'll have your annulment papers framed 49 00:03:07,069 --> 00:03:09,070 and hanging on your bedroom wall. 50 00:03:09,203 --> 00:03:12,507 Well, you have everything nicely arranged, as usual. 51 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,241 Well, this time it won't work. 52 00:03:14,374 --> 00:03:17,277 No matter where you take me, or for how long, 53 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:19,879 I'll go straight back to my husband in Acapulco. 54 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:22,481 Do you think he could afford to stay there without you? 55 00:03:22,615 --> 00:03:23,949 He's waiting for you back in Houston. 56 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,717 And that's why we ain't going there 57 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:27,418 till you're a free filly again. 58 00:03:27,552 --> 00:03:29,187 Are you sure he's in Houston? 59 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,089 Probably opening charge accounts in your name. 60 00:03:32,222 --> 00:03:35,025 Ellie, honey, you don't love that Ballarino. 61 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:37,159 You only married him because I told you not to. 62 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:40,396 He's the most understanding man I have ever met. 63 00:03:40,530 --> 00:03:43,331 Sure, he understands it's smart to keep on marryin' women 64 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:46,101 who can pay a fancy price to get rid of him. 65 00:03:46,234 --> 00:03:48,136 Ellie, honey, 66 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:51,405 he's not for a down-to-earth Texas gal like you. 67 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:53,374 Texas gal? 68 00:03:53,507 --> 00:03:57,410 You haven't let me spend more than six months in Texas since I was 10. 69 00:03:57,544 --> 00:04:00,547 School in Switzerland, the conservatory in Paris, 70 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,248 bodyguards posing as chaperones. 71 00:04:03,382 --> 00:04:06,585 "I'm gonna make a lady out of you, Ellie, honey." 72 00:04:06,718 --> 00:04:09,887 Well, isn't it possible to grow up to be a lady in Texas? 73 00:04:10,021 --> 00:04:11,589 Come in. 74 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:13,790 I told you not to bring any food! 75 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,592 Wait a minute. That's not for you. 76 00:04:15,725 --> 00:04:18,328 Come on, boy, put it right down here. 77 00:04:19,094 --> 00:04:20,663 Yes, sir. 78 00:04:20,796 --> 00:04:24,333 Nice, juicy porterhouse, out of our own herd. 79 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,603 - Have a bite? - Oh. 80 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,238 You're just a bullheaded idiot. 81 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,140 I come from a long line of bullheaded idiots. 82 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,375 Come on, baby, you don't have to eat it. 83 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,010 Just smell it. 84 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:43,181 You've had something coming to you for a long time. 85 00:04:43,315 --> 00:04:45,750 Where's my hair brush? 86 00:04:45,884 --> 00:04:47,852 Ellie! Ellie! 87 00:04:51,522 --> 00:04:53,290 Stop her! Stop her, somebody. 88 00:04:58,494 --> 00:04:59,829 Ellie! Ellie! 89 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:01,096 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 90 00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:02,898 - Lower the boat. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 91 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:06,401 Don't just stand there. Do something. 92 00:05:07,635 --> 00:05:08,803 Help! 93 00:05:08,936 --> 00:05:10,705 Mr. Andrews, Red can't swim! 94 00:05:10,838 --> 00:05:13,707 - Help! - Man overboard! Man overboard! 95 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,408 Help! 96 00:05:15,542 --> 00:05:18,712 Ellie, baby, come back! 97 00:05:28,686 --> 00:05:30,088 There's not a trace of her, sir. 98 00:05:30,221 --> 00:05:32,022 Either she got away from us or... 99 00:05:32,155 --> 00:05:34,057 - Or drowned. - Drowned? 100 00:05:34,191 --> 00:05:37,827 She could swim the length of this harbor carrying a sack of horseshoes. 101 00:05:38,561 --> 00:05:40,596 She's too smart for you. 102 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:44,065 Billings, take a wire to the Lovington Detective Agency. 103 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:46,167 "Daughter jumped corral again. 104 00:05:46,301 --> 00:05:48,670 Watch all roads, airports and railroad stations 105 00:05:48,803 --> 00:05:50,504 in and around San Diego." 106 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:53,140 I'll brand that... 107 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:55,675 - What are you waiting for? Send the wire. - Yes, sir. 108 00:05:55,808 --> 00:05:57,644 - Mr. Andrews, I'm cold. - Go below. 109 00:05:57,777 --> 00:05:59,178 I'd better help him. 110 00:06:06,685 --> 00:06:07,985 Your attention, please. 111 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:10,187 The Scenicruiser is leaving for El Centro, 112 00:06:10,321 --> 00:06:11,422 - Yuma. - Howdy. 113 00:06:11,555 --> 00:06:12,790 Howdy. Tucson, 114 00:06:12,923 --> 00:06:14,991 El Paso and all points east. 115 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,893 One ticket to Houston, please. 116 00:06:17,027 --> 00:06:18,994 This is the wastin'est time I ever spent. 117 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,729 Ms. Andrews ain't gonna catch no bus. 118 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:22,164 El Centro. All aboard. 119 00:06:22,297 --> 00:06:24,233 I don't even think she knows what a bus is. 120 00:06:24,366 --> 00:06:26,868 You're lucky. This is the last seat. 121 00:06:27,001 --> 00:06:29,537 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 122 00:06:29,671 --> 00:06:33,173 Ma'am, did I hear you say that was the last seat on the bus to Houston? 123 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:36,976 Yes, sir. There are no more seats available. I'm sorry. 124 00:06:37,109 --> 00:06:38,744 Thank you, ma'am. 125 00:06:38,878 --> 00:06:40,613 Well, I suspect that finishes us. 126 00:06:40,746 --> 00:06:45,016 - We'd better get on back and report to Mr. Andrews. - Yeah. 127 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:49,053 - Here's your ticket, miss. - Oh, thank you very much. 128 00:06:50,654 --> 00:06:53,257 Five, ten, 11. 129 00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:54,925 Thank you. For your trouble. 130 00:06:55,058 --> 00:06:57,260 Oh, you're real sweet. 131 00:06:57,927 --> 00:06:59,696 Do you want any more favors? 132 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:01,263 No, thank you. 133 00:07:01,396 --> 00:07:03,965 - Well, you can get on your bus now. - Thank you. 134 00:07:06,101 --> 00:07:08,269 Now, that's all right by you, that's all right by me. 135 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:10,705 Thank you. Thank you. 136 00:07:10,838 --> 00:07:12,573 Thank you, my sincere friends. 137 00:07:12,707 --> 00:07:13,773 Now mark my words well... 138 00:07:13,907 --> 00:07:15,909 - Howdy. - Yeah, howdy. 139 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:17,610 When I get back to Houston, 140 00:07:17,744 --> 00:07:20,012 though I have but one managing editor to punch in the nose, 141 00:07:20,145 --> 00:07:22,047 you rest assured that he is but a symbol 142 00:07:22,181 --> 00:07:24,516 of all managing editors everywhere. 143 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:25,983 Right? Right. 144 00:07:26,117 --> 00:07:27,585 Thank you. Thank you. 145 00:07:27,719 --> 00:07:29,454 And the blow that I strike 146 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:32,756 will be on behalf of the working press throughout the world! 147 00:07:32,889 --> 00:07:35,058 Thank you. Thank you. 148 00:07:35,192 --> 00:07:38,994 Now, now, now go, quickly. 149 00:07:39,128 --> 00:07:42,997 I want to remember you as you are, standing up. 150 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:49,303 ♪♪ Old reporters never die ♪♪ 151 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,406 ♪♪ They gradually decline ♪♪ 152 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,308 Let's see if we can get this crate off the ground. 153 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:58,444 Well, that makes your load. And I do mean load. 154 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:02,013 ♪♪ And they gradually decline ♪♪ 155 00:08:04,082 --> 00:08:06,151 ♪♪ I've got Seat 39 ♪♪ 156 00:08:06,284 --> 00:08:08,319 ♪♪ Seat 39 ♪♪ 157 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:09,887 - Howdy. - Howdy. 158 00:08:10,654 --> 00:08:12,323 Seat 39. Ah. 159 00:08:13,656 --> 00:08:16,860 Uh, excuse me, lady, that upon which you sit is mine. 160 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,094 I beg your pardon. 161 00:08:19,228 --> 00:08:22,531 I got a ticket here says Seat 39, by the window. Scoot. 162 00:08:22,664 --> 00:08:25,433 Scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot. Scoot, scoot, scoot. 163 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:36,109 What is this, a section for midgets? 164 00:08:44,516 --> 00:08:45,817 Take it out. 165 00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:58,494 Why don't you get friendly and ask me to put that bag up in the rack for you? 166 00:08:58,628 --> 00:09:00,163 Hm? 167 00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:10,671 - Oh. - I said get friendly, not fresh. 168 00:09:10,805 --> 00:09:13,039 Sit down. 169 00:09:14,974 --> 00:09:16,442 Oh. 170 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:31,454 Hm? 171 00:10:08,819 --> 00:10:10,855 Howdy, everybody, howdy. 172 00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:13,456 Folks, I'm from Texas, and you know something? 173 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:16,359 When I get shore leave, you know what I do? I go home. 174 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,394 Yes, sir, I've made this trip lots of times. 175 00:10:18,528 --> 00:10:20,762 And I'm telling you, it's gonna be a long spell for some of us. 176 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:23,332 And you know something? I aim to do something about it. 177 00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:26,300 You know what makes a trip seem long? Being strangers. 178 00:10:26,434 --> 00:10:29,103 You know what makes a trip seem short? Being friends. 179 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:32,572 You know the easiest way in the world to get friendly? By singing together. 180 00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:35,375 Yes, sir, it's just that easy. Singing together. 181 00:10:35,508 --> 00:10:38,244 Incidentally, folks, I'm Fred Toten from El Paso. 182 00:10:38,377 --> 00:10:40,045 Been a Navy cook for 16 years. 183 00:10:40,179 --> 00:10:42,214 Look at that, 16 years a Navy cook. Ha. 184 00:10:42,348 --> 00:10:44,449 My mates call me Ptomaine Toten. 185 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:48,653 He's... 186 00:10:52,522 --> 00:10:54,291 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy ♪♪ 187 00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:56,058 ♪♪ Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪ 188 00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:59,428 ♪♪ Won't you step up And shake my hand? ♪♪ 189 00:10:59,562 --> 00:11:02,764 ♪♪ I'm an old apple-knocker And a pea-picker too ♪♪ 190 00:11:02,898 --> 00:11:07,067 ♪♪ And I need a bosom buddy So I reckon it's you ♪♪ 191 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:08,869 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy ♪♪ 192 00:11:09,003 --> 00:11:10,838 ♪♪ Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪ 193 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,840 ♪♪ You're the best folks In this great land ♪♪ 194 00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:17,477 ♪♪ I'm a small town doozy But I ain't been asleep ♪♪ 195 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,979 ♪♪ So I'm downright choosy But I likes you a heap ♪♪ 196 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:24,916 ♪♪ So howdy, howdy Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪ 197 00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:28,986 ♪♪ Won't you step up And shake my hand? ♪♪ 198 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,422 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 199 00:11:32,555 --> 00:11:35,892 ♪♪ There's a whole Lot of time to kill ♪♪ 200 00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:38,093 ♪♪ Got an old deck Of playing cards ♪♪ 201 00:11:38,227 --> 00:11:40,095 ♪♪ And just like I said ♪♪ 202 00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:43,131 ♪♪ I can even tell your fortune By the bumps on your head ♪♪ 203 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:46,935 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 204 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:50,671 ♪♪ There's a jug On the window sill ♪♪ 205 00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:54,508 ♪♪ I know all the parlor tricks In case you get riled ♪♪ 206 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,711 ♪♪ We play strip poker, friends With everything wild ♪♪ 207 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:01,646 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 208 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:05,917 ♪♪ Settle back 'Cause it's all downhill ♪♪ 209 00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:08,886 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 210 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:12,922 ♪♪ Won't you step up And give me five? ♪♪ 211 00:12:13,056 --> 00:12:16,559 ♪♪ I'm a real city slicker And a good-natured slob ♪♪ 212 00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:20,595 ♪♪ Right now it just so happens That I'm out a job ♪♪ 213 00:12:20,729 --> 00:12:23,966 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 214 00:12:24,099 --> 00:12:27,735 ♪♪ I'm tickled to be alive ♪♪ 215 00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:31,471 ♪♪ I'm a full-fledged Mason And an Elk and a Moose ♪♪ 216 00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:34,908 ♪♪ When I like folks I slap 'em on the caboose ♪♪ 217 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:38,711 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 218 00:12:38,844 --> 00:12:42,847 ♪♪ Won't you step up And give me five? ♪♪ 219 00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:46,117 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 220 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:49,853 ♪♪ Won't you step up And shake my paw? ♪♪ 221 00:12:49,987 --> 00:12:53,690 ♪♪ I'm an old bubble dancer And a racketeer's moll ♪♪ 222 00:12:53,824 --> 00:12:55,491 ♪♪ But to folks Who really know me ♪♪ 223 00:12:55,624 --> 00:12:57,893 ♪♪ I'm a regular doll ♪♪ 224 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,762 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 225 00:13:00,895 --> 00:13:04,666 ♪♪ I'm a mean varmint On the draw ♪♪ 226 00:13:04,799 --> 00:13:08,635 ♪♪ I'm a two-gun terror Born in Gopher Hole Gap ♪♪ 227 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:12,039 ♪♪ And back home I'm wanted On a homicide rap ♪♪ 228 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:15,775 ♪♪ So howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 229 00:13:15,908 --> 00:13:19,978 ♪♪ Won't you step up And have a chaw? ♪♪ 230 00:13:20,112 --> 00:13:23,415 ♪♪ Howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 231 00:13:23,548 --> 00:13:26,984 ♪♪ Where this bus goes I don't recall ♪♪ 232 00:13:27,118 --> 00:13:29,186 ♪♪ But with friends And relatives ♪♪ 233 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,121 ♪♪ Wherever it stops ♪♪ 234 00:13:31,254 --> 00:13:34,657 ♪♪ We'll go honky-tonkin' Till they call out the cops ♪♪ 235 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:38,193 ♪♪ So howdy, howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪ 236 00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:42,064 ♪♪ We may never get home We may never get home ♪♪ 237 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,232 ♪♪ We may never get home ♪♪ 238 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:48,503 ♪♪ At all ♪♪ 239 00:13:54,274 --> 00:13:55,674 Your attention, please. 240 00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:58,077 We are now in the lovely city of El Centro, 241 00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,312 where we're going to make our dinner stop. 242 00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:03,815 You will have exactly 20 minutes. Enjoy yourselves. 243 00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:06,984 Hm. Well... 244 00:14:07,117 --> 00:14:10,320 Twenty minutes, just time enough to burn a hamburger, huh? 245 00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:12,489 Hm? 246 00:14:47,785 --> 00:14:48,685 Hey, you! 247 00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:51,721 Hey, wait, come... Hey! Come back! 248 00:15:01,729 --> 00:15:05,133 All aboard, folks. 20 minutes is up. Gotta get rollin'. 249 00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:09,803 They're waiting for us in Tucson. All aboard, please. 250 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:19,377 He got away. I never ran into so many garbage cans in my life. 251 00:15:19,511 --> 00:15:21,546 Even if I knew what you were talking about, 252 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,482 I really wouldn't be interested. 253 00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:25,216 What? What do you have to do to get through to you? 254 00:15:25,349 --> 00:15:28,152 I'm talking about the character that just stole your bag. 255 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,621 - It's gone. - No. 256 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,224 Oh, this is terrible. 257 00:15:34,357 --> 00:15:35,592 Don't tell me your bus ticket was in it. 258 00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:39,294 No, but my money. All but this $6. 259 00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,396 Well, you've got relatives, haven't you? 260 00:15:41,530 --> 00:15:43,097 I mean, you can wire for money at the next stop. 261 00:15:43,231 --> 00:15:44,899 Are you crazy? 262 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,400 - Huh? - I mean, yes. 263 00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:49,035 - That's exactly what I'll do. - Yeah. 264 00:15:49,169 --> 00:15:52,539 All aboard, folks. This is it. Everybody please. 265 00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:54,141 Tell the driver about your bag. 266 00:15:54,274 --> 00:15:56,942 - Shh. - Well, what's the matter? 267 00:15:59,111 --> 00:16:01,346 How do you expect to collect on a theft if you don't report it? 268 00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:04,249 - What's your name? I'll report it. - I don't want it reported. 269 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,950 The company has to know. 270 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:08,852 Will you please stay out of my affairs? Leave me alone. 271 00:16:08,986 --> 00:16:10,020 Howdy. 272 00:16:10,154 --> 00:16:13,322 You ungrateful... brat. 273 00:16:14,357 --> 00:16:15,958 Did you have a nice dinner, ma'am? 274 00:16:16,092 --> 00:16:17,093 Yes, thank you. 275 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,994 That's fine. 276 00:16:19,127 --> 00:16:21,363 Well, we ought to be shoving off any minute. Yeah, here we go now. 277 00:16:21,496 --> 00:16:25,866 You'd better settle back and get nice and comfortable. Tucson's a long way off. 278 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:48,152 I'm sorry. Sorry, ma'am. Terribly sorry. Terribl... 279 00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:49,819 - It's all right. - Sorry. 280 00:17:10,504 --> 00:17:12,638 What's... 281 00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:30,403 Good morning, folks. Rise and shine. 282 00:18:30,536 --> 00:18:33,306 Well, we finally made it. Here we are in Tucson. 283 00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:35,842 Land of sunshine and cowboys. 284 00:18:35,975 --> 00:18:37,776 You have exactly 20 minutes for breakfast. 285 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,646 Go and get it. Enjoy yourselves. 286 00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:42,713 Dozen scrambled eggs, here I come. 287 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:44,949 Oh, that's for me, that ham and eggs. 288 00:18:56,992 --> 00:18:58,494 Morning. 289 00:18:58,627 --> 00:19:00,995 Oh, I'm sorry. 290 00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:05,900 I guess I... I, uh... 291 00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,503 - Thank you very much. - Mm-hmm. 292 00:19:11,471 --> 00:19:14,640 - Where are we? - This is the breakfast stop. Tucson. 293 00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:18,044 Oh, I guess I actually fell asleep. 294 00:19:18,177 --> 00:19:20,679 - Mm-hmm. - Why didn't you push me away? 295 00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:22,580 Well, I didn't want to wake you up. 296 00:19:22,714 --> 00:19:24,548 You looked kind of pretty asleep. 297 00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:27,584 You say we're in Tucson? 298 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,086 Yeah, how about some breakfast? 299 00:19:29,219 --> 00:19:30,987 Oh, no. No, thank you. 300 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,690 I have some very important business to attend to. 301 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,491 In 20 minutes? You'll never make it. 302 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:37,559 Oh, they'll wait for me. 303 00:19:45,099 --> 00:19:47,968 I may be a few minutes late, driver. Wait for me. 304 00:19:48,102 --> 00:19:50,003 I'll do that lady. Ha! 305 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:56,909 Wait for her. 306 00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:00,778 They don't know it, but they'll never see me again. I just quit. 307 00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:26,467 Excuse me. Where is the Houston bus? 308 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,636 Oh, it, uh, gone at least 15 minutes, miss. 309 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,271 I was on that bus. I told the driver to wait. 310 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,308 He couldn't do that, miss. He's on a schedule. 311 00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:37,676 - So am I. - Howdy. 312 00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:40,512 Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night. 313 00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:42,179 What time is the next bus? 314 00:20:42,313 --> 00:20:45,316 To Houston? 8:00 p.m. 315 00:20:45,449 --> 00:20:47,518 Eight o'clock tonight? 316 00:20:47,651 --> 00:20:50,019 - Why that's... - Ten hours from now. 317 00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:53,923 Sorry, miss. 318 00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:59,228 Did you ever meet such inconsiderate people? 319 00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:02,163 I distinctly heard you order that driver to wait. 320 00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:05,133 Well, why are you acting so superior? You missed it too. 321 00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,000 Yeah, I missed it too. 322 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,937 Oh, now don't tell me you did it on my account. 323 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:16,709 I hope you don't think that because of what happened last night that... 324 00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:21,079 May I tell you again, once and for all, 325 00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:23,782 that you needn't concern yourself about me? 326 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,216 I can take care of myself. 327 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:29,620 Well, you're doing a pretty sloppy job of it. Here's your bus ticket. 328 00:21:29,753 --> 00:21:33,022 - I found it on the seat. - Oh. 329 00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:35,258 It must have fallen from my purse. 330 00:21:35,391 --> 00:21:37,926 You'll never get away with this, Ms. Andrews. 331 00:21:39,961 --> 00:21:41,196 I don't know what you're talking about. 332 00:21:41,329 --> 00:21:42,930 I said you'll never get away with it. 333 00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:45,599 Your father will find you before you get to Houston. 334 00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:48,601 You must have me confused with someone else. 335 00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:50,737 Oh, you can forget that bit right now. 336 00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:53,006 It's all over the front pages. 337 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,942 Now, if they're playing the story this big in Tucson, 338 00:21:57,075 --> 00:21:59,878 can you imagine what the Texas papers are doing with it? 339 00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:02,280 I'm not interested. 340 00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:04,482 You know, I always wondered what kind of women 341 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:08,151 would help Ballarino keep up his batting average of one bride a year. 342 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:13,422 Take my advice, grab the next bus back to your father in San Diego. 343 00:22:13,556 --> 00:22:16,492 This cat, Ballarino, is strictly out for himself and your old man's wallet. 344 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,693 I didn't ask for your advice. 345 00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:20,695 That's right, you didn't. 346 00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:26,500 I suppose you're going to get in touch with my father and tell him that, 347 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:28,936 for a price, you'll let him know where I am. 348 00:22:29,069 --> 00:22:31,704 Uh, I hadn't thought of that. 349 00:22:31,838 --> 00:22:35,808 Well, now listen, if you promise not to do that, I'll pay you. 350 00:22:35,942 --> 00:22:38,176 I'll pay you just as much as he will. 351 00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:42,446 It's terribly important that I get to Houston before I'm stopped. 352 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,615 I don't have the money now. 353 00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:47,084 I had to... Do you know, I had to pawn my engagement ring to buy these clothes? 354 00:22:47,218 --> 00:22:50,553 But I promise I'll pay you just as soon as we get there. 355 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:57,993 Lady, did it ever occur to you to just say, 356 00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:00,728 "Please, mister, I'm in trouble, I need help?" 357 00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:02,230 No, you couldn't think that way. 358 00:23:02,363 --> 00:23:04,232 You're just a spoiled brat of a rich father. 359 00:23:04,365 --> 00:23:06,733 You think the only way you'll ever get anything is to buy it. 360 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:08,735 Well, you can relax. As far as I'm concerned, 361 00:23:08,869 --> 00:23:10,570 I'm not interested in your money or your problem. 362 00:23:10,704 --> 00:23:14,139 You, Ballarino, and your old man, you all got rocks in your head. 363 00:23:29,253 --> 00:23:30,253 Honey. 364 00:23:31,988 --> 00:23:33,389 Well, good morning. 365 00:23:33,523 --> 00:23:36,191 Well, some other time. Let's, uh, read the telegram. 366 00:23:37,893 --> 00:23:39,761 "To Joe Gordon, Houston Dispatch, 367 00:23:39,895 --> 00:23:42,630 Houston, Texas. Message: "Am I laughing? 368 00:23:42,763 --> 00:23:44,732 You wanted stories about Texans? 369 00:23:44,865 --> 00:23:46,534 Well I've got a blockbuster. 370 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:50,403 The biggest Texas story in years fell right into my lap. 371 00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,939 I know where Ellen Andrews is." 372 00:23:53,072 --> 00:23:56,308 - Do you really? - Oh, come on, just send the telegram, huh? 373 00:23:56,441 --> 00:24:00,111 "How would you like to have the story, you big tub of..." 374 00:24:00,244 --> 00:24:02,213 - Lard. - Lard? 375 00:24:02,346 --> 00:24:04,849 - Lard. - Lard. 376 00:24:06,816 --> 00:24:08,585 "Well, try and get it. 377 00:24:08,718 --> 00:24:10,453 Are you burning? 378 00:24:10,587 --> 00:24:12,555 Signed: Peter Warne." 379 00:24:12,688 --> 00:24:14,256 Yeah, that's me. Huh? 380 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:16,692 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 381 00:24:16,825 --> 00:24:19,160 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16... 382 00:24:19,294 --> 00:24:21,262 That'll be three dollars and 26... 383 00:24:21,396 --> 00:24:22,730 Yeah, that's fine. Here's my press card. Just send it collect. 384 00:24:22,864 --> 00:24:24,998 - Collect? - Just send it collect. 385 00:24:57,192 --> 00:24:59,261 - Excuse me. - Oh, sure, sure. 386 00:25:01,028 --> 00:25:02,897 - Kind of a tight fit. - Sorry. 387 00:25:08,568 --> 00:25:12,137 Well, a cute little chick comes to rest in my hip little nest. 388 00:25:13,038 --> 00:25:14,873 Hiya, doll. 389 00:25:15,007 --> 00:25:17,209 Shapely's my name. George Shapely. 390 00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:19,744 And that's how I like 'em, real george and shapely. 391 00:25:22,413 --> 00:25:23,914 Mm, I bet you must have been up in front 392 00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:25,549 when they passed out that crazy equipment. 393 00:25:25,682 --> 00:25:28,685 And I'm just the cat that digs it the very most, too. 394 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:31,954 Say, it was shrewd, real shrewd of you to sit next to Daddy-o. 395 00:25:32,088 --> 00:25:33,923 You gotta be careful not to pick up one of these squares 396 00:25:34,056 --> 00:25:36,725 on one of these swinging safaris. 397 00:25:36,858 --> 00:25:39,594 But with solid Shapely, you've got it made. 398 00:25:42,763 --> 00:25:44,198 What's the matter, baby, don't you talk? 399 00:25:44,331 --> 00:25:46,700 I thought you were doing it for both of us. 400 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,267 I'm hip. 401 00:25:49,402 --> 00:25:51,270 That makes you one-up. 402 00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:55,140 Oh, yes, indeedy. You know, I always say, you gotta be cool to be crazy. 403 00:25:55,907 --> 00:25:57,509 And believe me, baby, 404 00:25:57,643 --> 00:26:00,011 hmm, you're the craziest. 405 00:26:02,213 --> 00:26:04,882 Believe me, brother, I've had enough of "believe me you." 406 00:26:05,016 --> 00:26:07,517 Wow. Zowie. This chick comes on like gangbusters. 407 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:08,818 Give me some skin. 408 00:26:08,952 --> 00:26:10,153 - Hey, noisy. - Huh? 409 00:26:10,286 --> 00:26:11,454 Get up, I wanna sit next to my wife. 410 00:26:11,588 --> 00:26:13,255 - Your wife? - My wife. 411 00:26:13,389 --> 00:26:15,290 You making the old "promise me" bit with this cat? 412 00:26:15,424 --> 00:26:16,959 Yeah. Come on, get over in this here. 413 00:26:17,092 --> 00:26:18,960 Oh, sure. Happy anniversary. 414 00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:20,628 Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you out, pops. 415 00:26:20,762 --> 00:26:22,997 Just trying to get things swinging a little on the bus. 416 00:26:23,131 --> 00:26:24,665 Swing it over in the other seat, boy. 417 00:26:24,798 --> 00:26:26,099 - Huh? - Blow, Dad. 418 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:27,601 Oh, I'm hip. Don't get nervous. 419 00:26:27,734 --> 00:26:29,102 Just relax. Play it cool, Daddy. 420 00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:30,403 Just being nervous about the whole thing, you know. 421 00:26:30,536 --> 00:26:32,872 Just traveling through myself. 422 00:26:33,005 --> 00:26:35,107 Man, this transportation wigs me. You know... 423 00:26:39,611 --> 00:26:43,113 If you promise not to snap my head off, I'd like to thank you. 424 00:26:44,281 --> 00:26:46,083 Well... 425 00:26:46,216 --> 00:26:48,851 Forget it, his voice was getting on my nerves. 426 00:26:50,753 --> 00:26:52,255 Where were you all day? 427 00:26:53,489 --> 00:26:55,390 Hiding in a hotel room. 428 00:26:55,524 --> 00:26:58,827 What, renting? A hotel, with $6 to your name? 429 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,561 What did it cost you? 430 00:27:00,695 --> 00:27:02,363 Four bu... dollars. 431 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,365 Are you a complete idiot? 432 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,833 At the rate you're going you'll starve to death before you get to Houston. 433 00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,201 - Now, just a minute... - Just a minute. 434 00:27:08,334 --> 00:27:09,936 Now, from now on, you're on a budget. 435 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:12,671 - You can't... - I can. 436 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:15,941 - Give that to me. - Be quiet, or I'll leave you here alone again. 437 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,727 What's the trouble, officer? 438 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:40,562 Road's washed out ahead. 439 00:27:40,695 --> 00:27:43,397 We have a radio message for you from your office not to turn back. 440 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:45,132 We'll have the road open by morning. 441 00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:46,266 Hey, what happened? What is it? 442 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,134 - A road washed out. - Oh. 443 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,236 If any of your passengers like to bed down for the night, 444 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,171 there's a place nearby, a few cabins. 445 00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:53,805 - Yeah? Where is it? - Right over there. 446 00:27:53,939 --> 00:27:55,340 Right. Thanks. 447 00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:05,349 Glad to have you with us. 448 00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,284 Yeah, nice to be here. Okay, we're all set! 449 00:28:16,959 --> 00:28:20,895 Good evening, ma'am. I hope you and your husband rest comfortable. 450 00:28:23,598 --> 00:28:26,366 What are you gonna do? Stand out in the rain all night? 451 00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:41,912 Well, aren't you the busy little bee? 452 00:28:42,045 --> 00:28:43,881 Yeah, one of us has to do something. 453 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,182 Planning on taking in washing? 454 00:28:45,315 --> 00:28:47,384 No, it's for the Walls of Jericho. 455 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,018 Oh, really? 456 00:28:49,152 --> 00:28:51,020 I have just had the unpleasant experience 457 00:28:51,154 --> 00:28:53,389 of hearing you referred to as my husband. 458 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,224 Uh, yeah. I registered as mister and misses. 459 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:57,659 Just like that? 460 00:28:57,793 --> 00:29:00,594 Yeah. Which bed do you want? 461 00:29:00,728 --> 00:29:04,398 You know, compared to you, my friend, Shapely, is an amateur. 462 00:29:04,532 --> 00:29:09,068 Whatever gave you the idea I'd stand for this rural rendezvous? 463 00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:14,072 There's something we'd better get straightened out right now. 464 00:29:14,206 --> 00:29:15,440 If you think I'm interested in you, 465 00:29:15,574 --> 00:29:17,042 you're as wet as that coat you're wearing. 466 00:29:17,176 --> 00:29:18,609 You're just a headline to me. 467 00:29:21,078 --> 00:29:22,313 Are you a newspaperman? 468 00:29:22,446 --> 00:29:24,481 At last, I get through to you. 469 00:29:25,816 --> 00:29:27,517 You... 470 00:29:27,651 --> 00:29:29,852 Look, you wanna get to that character, Ballarino, don't you? 471 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,086 Well, I'm here to help you. 472 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,988 All I want from you is your story. 473 00:29:33,122 --> 00:29:35,558 Exclusive. Day-to-day. You know, all about the mad flight to happiness. 474 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,091 I need this story. 475 00:29:37,225 --> 00:29:39,627 Just between you and me, I gotta have it. 476 00:29:39,761 --> 00:29:41,895 My, you are a brainy one. 477 00:29:42,029 --> 00:29:45,132 You have everything nicely figured out for yourself, haven't you? 478 00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:48,034 Look, it is simple mathematics. 479 00:29:50,036 --> 00:29:51,437 When I took over the family budget, 480 00:29:51,571 --> 00:29:54,005 you had two bucks, I had five and a quarter. 481 00:29:54,139 --> 00:29:56,474 Now, we have to eat tomorrow morning, wifey dear, 482 00:29:56,608 --> 00:30:00,411 and the family budget will not stand separate cabins. 483 00:30:00,544 --> 00:30:01,579 So... 484 00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:03,113 - Thank you. - Yeah. 485 00:30:03,247 --> 00:30:04,682 You have been very kind. 486 00:30:04,815 --> 00:30:07,050 Oh, now what? Are we going out in the rain? 487 00:30:07,183 --> 00:30:09,185 - We? - Yeah. If you go, I follow. 488 00:30:09,319 --> 00:30:11,620 And if you get tough with me, I'll turn you over to your old man, and right now. 489 00:30:12,554 --> 00:30:14,590 That's my plot, and you're stuck with it. 490 00:30:25,732 --> 00:30:28,902 You behave yourself, I'll see that you get back to lover boy. 491 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:32,538 Otherwise, I'm gonna open my big blabbermouth to papa. 492 00:30:32,671 --> 00:30:34,640 Now, like I said, 493 00:30:34,773 --> 00:30:36,541 which bed do you want? 494 00:30:44,548 --> 00:30:46,516 ♪♪ Behold the Walls of Jericho ♪♪ 495 00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:48,517 ♪♪ To guard you Through the night ♪♪ 496 00:30:48,651 --> 00:30:50,353 ♪♪ I guess you're going To tell me ♪♪ 497 00:30:50,486 --> 00:30:52,755 ♪♪ That makes Everything all right ♪♪ 498 00:30:52,889 --> 00:30:57,058 ♪♪ A mighty man was Joshua He split the walls in two ♪♪ 499 00:30:57,192 --> 00:30:59,827 ♪♪ But me, I have no trumpet ♪♪ 500 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,329 ♪♪ Now the question is Do you? ♪♪ 501 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:04,732 ♪♪ Supposing something weakens ♪♪ 502 00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:07,200 ♪♪ And our Mighty fortress fails ♪♪ 503 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,302 ♪♪ We'll simply have to face ♪♪ 504 00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:14,273 ♪♪ The situation that prevails ♪♪ 505 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,742 ♪♪ This is your shack ♪♪ 506 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,277 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 507 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,479 ♪♪ Your cul-de-sac ♪♪ 508 00:31:21,612 --> 00:31:23,513 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 509 00:31:23,647 --> 00:31:25,916 ♪♪ So hit the sack ♪♪ 510 00:31:26,049 --> 00:31:28,018 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 511 00:31:28,151 --> 00:31:29,919 ♪♪ While I unpack ♪♪ 512 00:31:30,052 --> 00:31:32,454 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 513 00:31:32,588 --> 00:31:35,990 ♪♪ You can't be Too darn particular ♪♪ 514 00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:38,226 ♪♪ I'm your vehicular ♪♪ 515 00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:40,962 ♪♪ Extracurricular spouse ♪♪ 516 00:31:41,095 --> 00:31:43,563 ♪♪ And even though You don't wanna play ♪♪ 517 00:31:43,697 --> 00:31:47,000 ♪♪ Looks like We're gonna play house ♪♪ 518 00:31:48,601 --> 00:31:52,471 ♪♪ That's realistic And sensible ♪♪ 519 00:31:52,605 --> 00:31:56,508 ♪♪ But I am so indefensible ♪♪ 520 00:31:56,641 --> 00:32:00,644 ♪♪ Faced with So much masculinity ♪♪ 521 00:32:00,778 --> 00:32:04,915 ♪♪ I fear for my femininity ♪♪ 522 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:08,818 ♪♪ So let's just skip The pajama bit ♪♪ 523 00:32:08,952 --> 00:32:10,653 ♪♪ Papa and Mama bit ♪♪ 524 00:32:10,787 --> 00:32:13,522 ♪♪ Hoping that Neither one snores ♪♪ 525 00:32:13,655 --> 00:32:17,359 ♪♪ While I am involuntarily ♪♪ 526 00:32:17,491 --> 00:32:19,293 ♪♪ Necessarily ♪♪ 527 00:32:19,427 --> 00:32:22,096 ♪♪ Temporarily your... ♪♪ 528 00:32:33,539 --> 00:32:35,307 ♪♪ But you are mine ♪♪ 529 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,375 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 530 00:32:37,508 --> 00:32:39,410 ♪♪ And I am thine ♪♪ 531 00:32:39,544 --> 00:32:41,478 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 532 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,547 ♪♪ We're man and wife ♪♪ 533 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,382 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 534 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:47,917 ♪♪ To go through life ♪♪ 535 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,585 ♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪ 536 00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:53,155 ♪♪ Although I'm quite Unassailable ♪♪ 537 00:32:53,289 --> 00:32:55,557 ♪♪ I'm so available ♪♪ 538 00:32:55,690 --> 00:32:57,926 ♪♪ These walls Are scalable, too ♪♪ 539 00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:02,062 ♪♪ How can a girl Stay impeccable ♪♪ 540 00:33:02,196 --> 00:33:04,365 ♪♪ Rubberneck-able you ♪♪ 541 00:33:06,132 --> 00:33:10,403 ♪♪ I've treated you Like a brother would ♪♪ 542 00:33:10,536 --> 00:33:14,039 ♪♪ And pulled you through Like a mother would 543 00:33:14,172 --> 00:33:18,476 ♪♪ They call such Great hospitality ♪♪ 544 00:33:18,609 --> 00:33:22,446 ♪♪ In this here state Immorality ♪♪ 545 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:26,149 ♪♪ Go right ahead Be a snob to me ♪♪ 546 00:33:26,282 --> 00:33:28,585 ♪♪ You're just a job to me ♪♪ 547 00:33:28,718 --> 00:33:30,886 ♪♪ Careful You'll have to resign ♪♪ 548 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:34,490 ♪♪ Don't worry You'll still be verily ♪♪ 549 00:33:35,090 --> 00:33:36,958 ♪♪♪ Momentarily ♪♪ 550 00:33:37,091 --> 00:33:39,427 ♪♪ Temporarily mine ♪♪ 551 00:33:43,797 --> 00:33:45,065 What's your name? 552 00:33:45,198 --> 00:33:48,200 Thanks for asking. Good night. 553 00:33:49,301 --> 00:33:51,170 Well, you have a name, haven't you? 554 00:33:52,371 --> 00:33:55,707 Sure, I got a name. Peter Warne. 555 00:33:57,142 --> 00:33:59,743 - Peter Warne. - Mm-hmm. 556 00:33:59,877 --> 00:34:01,879 I don't like it. 557 00:34:02,012 --> 00:34:05,082 Well, don't let it bother you. You're gonna give it back to me in the morning. 558 00:34:07,116 --> 00:34:09,752 - Good night, brat. - Happy nightmare. 559 00:34:16,258 --> 00:34:17,425 The detective agency again. 560 00:34:17,558 --> 00:34:19,427 Never mind that. What does it say? 561 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,797 "Checking all eastbound trains and planes, including charter flights. 562 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:26,499 Houston office tailing Ballarino 24 hours daily. 563 00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:30,269 Located Ms. Andrews' engagement ring in San Diego pawn shop 564 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,171 where she received $400." 565 00:34:32,304 --> 00:34:33,439 Four hundred dollars? 566 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,107 I'll bet that rock cost me $25,000. 567 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:40,645 The message ends with, "Continuing to do everything possible." 568 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:43,246 What does it say about finding Ellie? 569 00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,649 Nothing, like all the others. 570 00:34:47,117 --> 00:34:48,951 I'm worried, Billings. 571 00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:50,719 This time, I'm worried. 572 00:34:50,853 --> 00:34:54,122 - I hate to say it, sir... - Then don't say it. 573 00:34:55,557 --> 00:34:57,258 Take a message to the detective agency. 574 00:34:57,392 --> 00:34:59,127 Yes, sir. 575 00:34:59,259 --> 00:35:01,328 Arrange to broadcast Ellie's picture from every television station 576 00:35:01,462 --> 00:35:03,363 between San Diego and Houston. 577 00:35:03,497 --> 00:35:05,932 Also, all newspapers, same area. 578 00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:09,836 Offer $20,000 reward for information as to her whereabouts. 579 00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:13,839 - Yes, sir. - And tell them I want action, not telegrams. 580 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,842 The reward should help, sir. 581 00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:21,779 Yeah. Yeah. No, Joe Gordon. 582 00:35:22,313 --> 00:35:23,613 That's right. Yeah. 583 00:35:24,981 --> 00:35:26,616 Yeah, that's right, collect. 584 00:35:27,717 --> 00:35:30,652 ♪♪ Old reporters never die ♪♪ 585 00:35:30,786 --> 00:35:33,589 ♪♪ They gradually decline ♪♪ 586 00:35:42,162 --> 00:35:43,797 - Hi. - Well, you're awake. 587 00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:45,899 It's about time. Here. 588 00:35:46,733 --> 00:35:48,367 A toothbrush. 589 00:35:48,801 --> 00:35:50,803 Isn't that sweet? 590 00:35:50,936 --> 00:35:53,139 Well, on our bankroll, it's complete insanity. 591 00:35:53,271 --> 00:35:54,706 And you had my suit pressed. 592 00:35:54,839 --> 00:35:55,740 - Yeah. - Where? 593 00:35:55,874 --> 00:35:57,675 The owner's wife did it for four bits. 594 00:35:57,809 --> 00:35:59,476 And I add that to what I paid for these groceries 595 00:35:59,610 --> 00:36:01,445 and you shake hands with a pauper. 596 00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:03,080 Come on, get out of that bed before I haul you out. 597 00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:05,082 You would too. 598 00:36:07,383 --> 00:36:08,417 Where's the shower? 599 00:36:08,551 --> 00:36:10,019 Back of the last cabin. 600 00:36:10,153 --> 00:36:11,486 My slippers are by the bed. 601 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:14,189 - The shower is outside? - Well, where else? 602 00:36:14,322 --> 00:36:16,191 I mean, they built this place before they got the bright idea 603 00:36:16,324 --> 00:36:19,059 of bringing the plumbing inside and eating outside. 604 00:36:19,193 --> 00:36:20,394 I can't go out like this. 605 00:36:20,528 --> 00:36:22,263 Yeah. Here, wait a minute. Come here. 606 00:36:22,897 --> 00:36:23,930 Turn around. 607 00:36:26,399 --> 00:36:27,800 That's it. 608 00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:30,869 Put on the slippers. Turn around. 609 00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:41,378 Say, you're, uh, real little. 610 00:36:44,681 --> 00:36:46,483 Your hair's cute that way. 611 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:50,352 Well, I haven't combed it. 612 00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:54,789 Well, on you, it looks good. 613 00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:04,765 You... 614 00:37:04,898 --> 00:37:08,768 You'd better, uh, snap it up because the bus driver said we'd be leaving in an hour. 615 00:37:11,770 --> 00:37:15,507 Down to our last dollar and you buy me a toothbrush. 616 00:37:17,308 --> 00:37:19,944 Here. Come back dry. 617 00:37:29,851 --> 00:37:32,588 Hey. You left the water running. 618 00:37:32,721 --> 00:37:35,923 Now, don't tell me you've forgotten old Swingin' Shapely so soon, doll? 619 00:37:36,057 --> 00:37:38,526 No, but I've been trying to. 620 00:37:38,659 --> 00:37:41,428 Ah, look, look, I'm sorry I goofed last night, 621 00:37:41,561 --> 00:37:43,029 but you should have hipped me to the fact 622 00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:45,098 that you were making the marriage bit with that cat. 623 00:37:45,232 --> 00:37:48,801 Forgive me, but listening to you makes me forget everything. 624 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,869 Crazy. That's crazy. 625 00:37:51,003 --> 00:37:52,671 Wow, you're the most. 626 00:37:52,805 --> 00:37:54,973 That's the story of my life. I never get the girl. 627 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,141 But I wish that old man of yours would drop dead. 628 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,910 I really do. 629 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:06,682 So, the bus driver ran over this fella right in the middle! 630 00:38:22,730 --> 00:38:24,497 About time you got back. Sit down. 631 00:38:25,832 --> 00:38:27,867 Wonderful. Scrambled eggs. 632 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:30,335 Egg. One egg a piece. 633 00:38:30,469 --> 00:38:32,170 One roll and one coffee, black. 634 00:38:32,304 --> 00:38:35,373 And for lunch, we eat our bus tickets. Sit down. 635 00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:55,023 We really make a domestic picture, don't we? 636 00:38:56,424 --> 00:38:58,493 What makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning? 637 00:38:58,626 --> 00:39:02,429 I'm not cheerful. I just seem that way in comparison to you. 638 00:39:04,598 --> 00:39:06,098 I just thought maybe old flap lips was out there 639 00:39:06,232 --> 00:39:08,434 telling you a couple of his bop jokes, that's all. 640 00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:11,336 Oh, so you saw me talking to Shapely. 641 00:39:11,469 --> 00:39:14,606 Well, he just apologized for not knowing we were married. 642 00:39:16,975 --> 00:39:19,009 Shows you how wrong a guy can be. 643 00:39:21,545 --> 00:39:23,880 - You think this whole thing is silly, don't you? - Mm? 644 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:26,015 - I mean, my running away and everything. - No, good story. 645 00:39:26,149 --> 00:39:28,885 Oh, yes you do. You think I'm a fool. 646 00:39:29,017 --> 00:39:31,286 You've even called me a spoiled brat. 647 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:33,121 Well, maybe I am. 648 00:39:33,255 --> 00:39:35,856 But, you know, I honestly don't see how I can be. 649 00:39:35,990 --> 00:39:38,926 People who are spoiled are accustomed to having their own way. 650 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:40,294 I never have. 651 00:39:40,428 --> 00:39:42,462 Do you know that I've always been told what to do, 652 00:39:42,595 --> 00:39:44,731 and how, and when, and with whom? 653 00:39:46,232 --> 00:39:48,233 Would you believe that this is the first time 654 00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:51,904 in my whole life that I've ever been alone with a man? 655 00:39:52,037 --> 00:39:54,939 What an imagination. Have you forgotten you're married? 656 00:39:55,073 --> 00:39:57,909 I was kidnapped right after the ceremony. 657 00:40:04,281 --> 00:40:06,816 It gets me, right there. 658 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:10,586 I tell you, there's no girl here by that name. 659 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,920 Maybe not, but we got a report. 660 00:40:12,053 --> 00:40:13,955 Lovington says check it, so we check it. 661 00:40:14,089 --> 00:40:15,156 Knock on the door. 662 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:16,858 How do I know you're detectives? 663 00:40:16,990 --> 00:40:19,126 - Detectives? - Your father. 664 00:40:20,861 --> 00:40:23,029 What can I do? How can I get out of here? 665 00:40:23,162 --> 00:40:25,998 Sit down. They know two people are registered here. 666 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,501 Here, get your hair in your face and look lousy. You got it? 667 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:31,002 All right, so, what do you want for four bucks, 668 00:40:31,136 --> 00:40:33,004 the Waldorf Towers, or something'? 669 00:40:33,138 --> 00:40:34,606 I mean, you think it's my fault that in a joint like this 670 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:36,140 you gotta take your face outside to wash it? 671 00:40:36,273 --> 00:40:37,641 What are you talking about? 672 00:40:37,775 --> 00:40:40,177 Will you... Look lousy. Get your... Here. 673 00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:41,644 Knock on the door. 674 00:40:43,313 --> 00:40:46,649 The door ain't locked! Turn the knob, you square. 675 00:40:49,852 --> 00:40:51,653 Some guys here to see you, honey. 676 00:40:51,787 --> 00:40:53,554 - Who, me? - Yeah. 677 00:40:53,688 --> 00:40:54,856 One second, fellas, just tuck the shirt, you know what I mean? 678 00:40:54,989 --> 00:40:56,591 - What's your name? - Me? 679 00:40:56,724 --> 00:40:58,159 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's your name? 680 00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,860 - We're looking for somebody. - Yeah? How about her? 681 00:40:59,993 --> 00:41:01,161 - She ain't doing me no good. - What's your name? 682 00:41:01,294 --> 00:41:02,429 - Doll. He poked me. - What? 683 00:41:02,562 --> 00:41:04,197 I didn't poke her. What's your name? 684 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:06,699 Wait a minute. Now, that's my wife. Let's take it easy, huh? 685 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,167 I told you, we're looking for somebody. 686 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,369 All right, you're looking for somebody! 687 00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:12,036 What is this, a public park? I think maybe you need your chin lifted. 688 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,838 Now, wait a minute, son. Take it easy. 689 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,207 - Huh? - These men are detectives, Mr. Warne. 690 00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,641 They sure don't look like it. 691 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:19,076 And no strange character is gonna walk in here 692 00:41:19,209 --> 00:41:20,744 and start poking at my little woman. 693 00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,780 What are you gettin' so excited for? 694 00:41:22,912 --> 00:41:25,548 Will you stay out of this? I told you once, I told you a million times, 695 00:41:25,681 --> 00:41:27,250 to keep your big fat nose out of my beefs. 696 00:41:27,383 --> 00:41:30,652 You don't have to flip your lid every time I open my flap! 697 00:41:30,786 --> 00:41:32,487 Listen to her. Listen to her, will you? 698 00:41:32,621 --> 00:41:34,589 First, she starts screaming that some guy is taking a poke at her, 699 00:41:34,723 --> 00:41:36,123 then she screams when I move in. 700 00:41:36,257 --> 00:41:37,725 It's the same thing she did last week, I heard you. 701 00:41:37,858 --> 00:41:39,093 - Ha! - Don't "ha" me. 702 00:41:39,226 --> 00:41:41,161 A great big Swede with the big hands, 703 00:41:41,294 --> 00:41:42,896 all over the dance floor he's making with the passes, I seen him. 704 00:41:43,029 --> 00:41:44,697 He was teaching me to mambo. 705 00:41:44,831 --> 00:41:47,099 He was teaching you... I got eyes! 706 00:41:47,232 --> 00:41:48,367 - Sure! - I got eyes! 707 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,902 - Sure, you got eyes. - I got eyes! 708 00:41:50,035 --> 00:41:52,204 What good are they when they're blind drunk? 709 00:41:52,337 --> 00:41:53,538 Drunk? 710 00:41:54,105 --> 00:41:55,173 Fractured! 711 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:57,108 You'd know, baby. 712 00:41:57,241 --> 00:41:59,075 She comes from a long line of drunks. 713 00:41:59,209 --> 00:42:00,143 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 714 00:42:00,277 --> 00:42:01,545 What about your old man? 715 00:42:01,678 --> 00:42:04,815 - He took the cure. - He took... 716 00:42:04,947 --> 00:42:06,649 One night, he's lying in a gutter and... 717 00:42:06,782 --> 00:42:08,851 and he looks up and sees an American Airlines plane going overhead, 718 00:42:08,984 --> 00:42:10,419 he sees the AA on the wing underneath, 719 00:42:10,553 --> 00:42:11,753 he thinks it's a message from heaven. 720 00:42:11,886 --> 00:42:14,022 You can't talk that way about my family. 721 00:42:14,155 --> 00:42:16,591 Your family? I've seen a better family in a snake pit. 722 00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:18,926 Aw, shut up! 723 00:42:19,827 --> 00:42:21,295 Now, see what you've done. 724 00:42:21,428 --> 00:42:22,763 Will you shut up? 725 00:42:22,895 --> 00:42:24,230 I'm sorry, Mr. Warne, but you know how it is. 726 00:42:24,363 --> 00:42:25,965 - We gotta check everybody. - Oh, sure, sure. 727 00:42:26,098 --> 00:42:27,567 We're looking for a girl called Ellie Andrews. 728 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:29,000 That big millionaire's daughter. 729 00:42:29,134 --> 00:42:30,702 - Yeah. - Well, boy, did you make a mistake. 730 00:42:30,836 --> 00:42:33,772 Will you knock it off? 731 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:36,941 Phew! 732 00:42:38,809 --> 00:42:40,778 I told you they was married. 733 00:42:48,717 --> 00:42:50,319 We did it. 734 00:42:50,452 --> 00:42:51,987 Hey, you're pretty good, picking up a fast cue like that. 735 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,388 Oh, you're the smart one. You thought of it. 736 00:42:54,522 --> 00:42:55,823 - Howdy. - Well, howdy. 737 00:42:55,957 --> 00:42:56,991 Howdy. 738 00:42:57,124 --> 00:42:58,959 ♪♪ Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪ 739 00:42:59,092 --> 00:43:01,228 ♪♪ Won't you step up And shake my hand? ♪♪ 740 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:03,163 ♪♪ I'm an old apple-knocker ♪♪ 741 00:43:03,296 --> 00:43:05,064 ♪♪ And a pea-picker too ♪♪ 742 00:43:05,197 --> 00:43:06,665 ♪♪ I need a bosom buddy ♪♪ 743 00:43:06,799 --> 00:43:09,268 ♪♪ And I reckon it's you ♪♪ 744 00:43:09,401 --> 00:43:10,503 - Oh, you were wonderful. - Oh. 745 00:43:10,636 --> 00:43:12,337 - Just great. - Oh, no, you were. 746 00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:15,139 No, I mean, the way that... When... That, you know, the... 747 00:43:16,241 --> 00:43:18,108 When... 748 00:43:18,242 --> 00:43:21,378 Well, maybe we'd better finish our breakfast. 749 00:43:21,512 --> 00:43:22,713 Yes. 750 00:43:24,547 --> 00:43:25,715 Quit bawlin'! Aah! 751 00:43:25,848 --> 00:43:27,350 Quit bawlin'. 752 00:43:27,483 --> 00:43:29,518 Knock it off, will you? 753 00:43:29,651 --> 00:43:30,986 Knock it... Come in! 754 00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:32,521 Quit bawlin'! 755 00:43:32,654 --> 00:43:33,989 Yes? 756 00:43:34,122 --> 00:43:35,890 I hate to interrupt you again, folks, 757 00:43:36,023 --> 00:43:37,324 but I thought you'd like to know, 758 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,859 your bus leaves in 15 minutes. 759 00:43:38,993 --> 00:43:40,494 Oh, thank you very much. 760 00:43:40,628 --> 00:43:42,495 Uh, I'm sorry the way those detectives disturbed you. 761 00:43:42,629 --> 00:43:44,030 - Oh, that's... - Oh. 762 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,099 Here's a picture of the girl they're looking for. 763 00:43:46,832 --> 00:43:48,100 Real pretty, isn't she? 764 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:50,102 - Uh-huh. - Yes, a real beauty. 765 00:43:50,235 --> 00:43:52,170 - Uh-huh. - Yes. 766 00:43:52,304 --> 00:43:55,206 How they could ever think your wife was her? 767 00:43:55,339 --> 00:43:56,474 Well, they're blind. 768 00:43:56,607 --> 00:43:58,075 Huh? 769 00:43:58,909 --> 00:44:01,177 They're blind. 770 00:44:03,647 --> 00:44:05,981 Twenty thousand bucks reward. 771 00:44:07,516 --> 00:44:10,019 Twenty thousand bucks reward. 772 00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,419 You wouldn't... 773 00:44:11,553 --> 00:44:13,721 They'll be out looking for you with Geiger counters. 774 00:44:13,855 --> 00:44:15,990 Listen, now that we know your old man's got detectives on the main highway, 775 00:44:16,124 --> 00:44:18,325 we'd better get out of here, find a back road, huh? 776 00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,160 I have an apology to make. 777 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:22,329 Look, this is the time for speeches? Come on, get dressed. 778 00:44:23,029 --> 00:44:24,163 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 779 00:44:24,297 --> 00:44:25,731 That's my side. You get over there. 780 00:44:27,567 --> 00:44:31,136 Well, if we leave the bus, how do we get to Houston? 781 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,139 We'll worry about that when we find a back road. Get dressed. 782 00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,777 That must be yours. 783 00:44:41,711 --> 00:44:43,079 Yes, it was quite shocking 784 00:44:43,212 --> 00:44:45,281 the way her father's hoodlums broke in. 785 00:44:45,415 --> 00:44:47,249 They literally snatched her out of my arms after the wedding. 786 00:44:47,382 --> 00:44:49,585 I've never had anything like this happen before. Never. 787 00:44:49,718 --> 00:44:52,787 Mr. Ballarino, have you any idea where Ms. Andrews is now? 788 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,522 Uh, you mean, Mrs. Ballarino. 789 00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:56,691 - Oh, sorry. - No, I haven't the faintest idea. 790 00:44:56,824 --> 00:44:59,059 Ah, but she'll get to me eventually. I'm sure of that. 791 00:44:59,192 --> 00:45:02,028 - Well, thank you very much, and good luck in the race. - Thank you. 792 00:45:02,162 --> 00:45:05,497 And hello, Ellie, my pet, wherever you are. 793 00:45:05,631 --> 00:45:08,467 You're as bad as he is, sitting around, waiting for her to show up. 794 00:45:08,601 --> 00:45:11,169 This is the third day I've had you on the Ellie Andrews story, 795 00:45:11,302 --> 00:45:13,671 and what have we come up with? Swindle sheets. 796 00:45:13,805 --> 00:45:15,640 Another wire from Peter Warne, Mr. Gordon. 797 00:45:15,773 --> 00:45:17,741 Warne? Throw it in the wastebasket. 798 00:45:17,874 --> 00:45:19,142 Wait a minute. 799 00:45:20,444 --> 00:45:21,712 What's it say? 800 00:45:23,112 --> 00:45:24,747 "Have I got a story. Stop. 801 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,649 It's getting hotter and hotter. 802 00:45:26,782 --> 00:45:27,783 Hope you are the same." 803 00:45:29,084 --> 00:45:30,652 - Collect? - Yes, sir. 804 00:45:30,785 --> 00:45:33,054 Accept one more of those and you're fired. 805 00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:42,829 This is ridiculous. 806 00:45:42,962 --> 00:45:45,898 Do you realize how long we've been walking? 807 00:45:46,032 --> 00:45:48,266 You and your back road strategy. 808 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,636 This isn't a back road, it's a cow path. 809 00:45:50,769 --> 00:45:52,937 Oh, we'll find a good road soon. 810 00:45:53,070 --> 00:45:56,040 I bet there isn't a good road in the whole state. 811 00:45:59,843 --> 00:46:01,645 Now what, general? 812 00:46:01,778 --> 00:46:02,879 You act like I put it there. 813 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:04,980 You led me right to it. 814 00:46:05,981 --> 00:46:08,317 I still think there's an easier way. 815 00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:11,452 I've been doing a little thinking. 816 00:46:11,586 --> 00:46:14,756 Next town we come to, you better wire your father. 817 00:46:15,923 --> 00:46:17,824 What's the matter? Are you weakening? 818 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:19,726 Am I weak... I'm thinking of you. 819 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,995 Here we are with not enough money to buy a square meal, 820 00:46:22,129 --> 00:46:23,929 if there was a place to buy one. 821 00:46:24,063 --> 00:46:26,799 By the time I get you to Houston, you'll be a walking skeleton. 822 00:46:26,932 --> 00:46:28,467 You're not built for a rough trip like this. 823 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,568 I am built for it. 824 00:46:30,702 --> 00:46:32,404 I'm not gonna wire my father. 825 00:46:32,537 --> 00:46:33,938 All right. Okay. 826 00:46:34,072 --> 00:46:35,406 You're just bound and determined 827 00:46:35,539 --> 00:46:38,008 to reach that character, Ballarino, I guess. 828 00:46:38,142 --> 00:46:41,344 What is this strange power he has over you women anyway? 829 00:46:41,477 --> 00:46:44,113 Here, take these and hold onto them, will you? 830 00:46:44,247 --> 00:46:46,049 - What? - Get up on the log. 831 00:46:46,182 --> 00:46:48,417 - Why? - Get up on the log. 832 00:46:52,553 --> 00:46:53,821 Ooh! 833 00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,827 - I'm not very comfortable. - Stop wiggling. 834 00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:03,396 - Peter? - What? 835 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,497 - You were right about one thing. - Huh? 836 00:47:05,631 --> 00:47:08,901 I may not be a walking skeleton yet, but I sure am hungry. 837 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:10,635 Ah, it's just your imagination. 838 00:47:10,768 --> 00:47:12,537 It is not. I'm hungry. 839 00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:15,339 If you'd stop talking about being hungry, you wouldn't get hungry. 840 00:47:15,473 --> 00:47:17,441 Oh, I'm awful hungry. 841 00:47:21,645 --> 00:47:22,978 Hold this. 842 00:47:23,913 --> 00:47:25,147 Ow! 843 00:47:25,981 --> 00:47:27,249 Well, what was that for? 844 00:47:27,383 --> 00:47:28,983 For talking so much. You made me hungry. 845 00:47:29,117 --> 00:47:30,952 Oh. 846 00:47:34,655 --> 00:47:36,523 - Peter. - What? 847 00:47:36,657 --> 00:47:40,027 - There's a bee. - Oh, stop wiggling. It'll go away. 848 00:47:43,062 --> 00:47:44,630 No, it won't go away. 849 00:47:44,764 --> 00:47:46,065 Oh. 850 00:47:47,099 --> 00:47:48,767 - Peter. - Oh, what? 851 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,903 It's gonna land on my head. 852 00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:57,742 Oh, he did! 853 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,476 - Hey! - Oh, Peter! 854 00:47:59,609 --> 00:48:01,644 Hold still. Are you crazy? 855 00:48:01,778 --> 00:48:04,247 I'm falling! 856 00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:07,416 All right, all right. Where's my shoes? Where's my shoes? 857 00:48:07,549 --> 00:48:10,252 How do I know? I'm busy drowning. 858 00:48:16,990 --> 00:48:18,425 Peter! 859 00:48:18,558 --> 00:48:19,793 What? 860 00:48:19,926 --> 00:48:22,295 Are we ever gonna get anything to eat? 861 00:48:22,429 --> 00:48:24,497 Of course we are. 862 00:48:24,630 --> 00:48:27,433 Order anything you want. Just pick up the phone. 863 00:48:27,566 --> 00:48:29,501 Nursemaid. A grown man and I'm a nursemaid. 864 00:48:29,634 --> 00:48:31,669 I don't know why in the devil I ever got mixed up with you. 865 00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:33,972 If I had a brain in my head, I'd be in Houston by now. 866 00:48:34,105 --> 00:48:35,906 You're not taking care of me. 867 00:48:36,039 --> 00:48:39,209 You're protecting your newspaper story. 868 00:48:39,343 --> 00:48:41,043 I'm taking a married woman back to her husband. 869 00:48:41,177 --> 00:48:43,146 I don't know, I must be completely off my rocker. 870 00:48:43,279 --> 00:48:45,982 What... Oh, great. Go to bed. 871 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:48,984 I can't sleep on an empty stomach. 872 00:48:49,117 --> 00:48:50,452 Sleep on your back. 873 00:48:50,585 --> 00:48:52,053 - Peter. - What? 874 00:48:52,187 --> 00:48:54,155 - Well, aren't you hungry, too? - Of course I'm hungry. 875 00:48:54,288 --> 00:48:56,357 Every time you remind me of it, I'm hungry. 876 00:48:56,490 --> 00:48:59,459 Now, will you shut up and go to bed? 877 00:48:59,592 --> 00:49:02,428 You've become awfully disagreeable lately. 878 00:49:02,562 --> 00:49:05,831 Every time I open my mouth you snap my head off. 879 00:49:05,964 --> 00:49:10,002 If being with me is so distasteful to you, you may leave. 880 00:49:11,903 --> 00:49:14,105 You may leave anytime you see fit. 881 00:49:15,773 --> 00:49:17,474 I don't need you. 882 00:49:24,914 --> 00:49:26,315 Have fun. 883 00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:50,035 Peter. 884 00:51:50,168 --> 00:51:53,504 Look at me. I'm having fun. 885 00:51:55,472 --> 00:51:56,607 Peter! 886 00:51:58,441 --> 00:51:59,442 Peter. 887 00:52:00,877 --> 00:52:02,478 Peter, where are you? 888 00:52:03,813 --> 00:52:05,047 Peter! 889 00:52:06,181 --> 00:52:09,685 Peter? Peter! Peter? 890 00:52:11,819 --> 00:52:13,087 Oh, Peter. 891 00:52:16,423 --> 00:52:18,758 Well, what's all the yelling about? What happened? 892 00:52:18,892 --> 00:52:20,260 Oh, I thought you'd gone. 893 00:52:20,393 --> 00:52:22,095 - You... Oh. - It was just awful. 894 00:52:22,227 --> 00:52:23,662 - Oh. - Don't you ever do that again. 895 00:52:23,796 --> 00:52:25,664 I won't, I won't, I won't. 896 00:52:25,798 --> 00:52:28,067 Oh, I was so scared. 897 00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:29,867 Well, I was only gone for a minute. 898 00:52:31,469 --> 00:52:33,237 You were talking so much about being hungry, 899 00:52:33,371 --> 00:52:36,807 and I just went into the next field to see what was planted there. 900 00:52:36,940 --> 00:52:38,342 It was full of carrots. 901 00:52:39,009 --> 00:52:40,309 Have one. 902 00:52:41,210 --> 00:52:42,511 No, thank you. 903 00:52:42,645 --> 00:52:44,347 Well, I thought you were hungry. 904 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,315 - Well, I was, but... - But what? 905 00:52:48,917 --> 00:52:52,519 Well, that was before you scared the hunger out of me. 906 00:52:52,653 --> 00:52:56,190 Holy, you'd drive a... You'd... Go to bed! 907 00:52:57,124 --> 00:52:58,658 Go to bed! 908 00:53:11,469 --> 00:53:13,371 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 909 00:53:13,504 --> 00:53:17,974 ♪♪ Better not even try ♪♪ 910 00:53:18,108 --> 00:53:25,381 ♪♪ Better just close your Eyes and say your prayers ♪♪ 911 00:53:27,449 --> 00:53:31,519 ♪♪ I can't run away from it ♪♪ 912 00:53:31,652 --> 00:53:34,755 ♪♪ Not with those lips nearby ♪♪ 913 00:53:35,722 --> 00:53:39,760 ♪♪ Am I supposed to whisper ♪♪ 914 00:53:39,893 --> 00:53:42,728 ♪♪ Who cares ♪♪ 915 00:53:43,629 --> 00:53:45,398 ♪♪ We could worry till ♪♪ 916 00:53:45,531 --> 00:53:50,135 ♪♪ We both get old And gray from it ♪♪ 917 00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:54,438 ♪♪ Trying our best to hide ♪♪ 918 00:53:54,571 --> 00:53:57,708 ♪♪ Trying our best To make believe ♪♪ 919 00:53:57,841 --> 00:54:01,944 ♪♪ We never get starry-eyed ♪♪ 920 00:54:02,645 --> 00:54:04,980 ♪♪♪ But why try to run ♪♪ 921 00:54:05,113 --> 00:54:07,682 ♪♪ What's done is done ♪♪ 922 00:54:07,816 --> 00:54:12,686 ♪♪ And fate's knocking At the door ♪♪ 923 00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:17,323 ♪♪ And we can't Run away from it ♪♪ 924 00:54:17,457 --> 00:54:23,095 ♪♪ Anymore ♪♪ 925 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,304 Wait a minute. 926 00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,272 Here. 927 00:54:36,873 --> 00:54:39,109 Go through. 928 00:54:40,209 --> 00:54:42,311 Hey. Aah. 929 00:54:42,711 --> 00:54:43,879 Oh. 930 00:54:45,047 --> 00:54:48,149 Ah! Down! Down, down. 931 00:54:52,453 --> 00:54:55,255 I got it. I got it. I got it. 932 00:55:03,229 --> 00:55:04,863 Well, you finally found your back road. 933 00:55:04,996 --> 00:55:06,531 Yeah. 934 00:55:06,665 --> 00:55:08,867 It's so far aback, traffic hasn't even discovered it. 935 00:55:09,935 --> 00:55:11,402 Have a comfortable seat, 936 00:55:12,169 --> 00:55:14,238 take a load off your feet, 937 00:55:14,371 --> 00:55:16,206 while I show you how to thumb a ride. 938 00:55:16,339 --> 00:55:17,307 Now, you pay attention. 939 00:55:20,777 --> 00:55:22,144 - Peter. - What? 940 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,713 A C-A-R just went by. 941 00:55:25,848 --> 00:55:27,216 Oh. 942 00:55:39,559 --> 00:55:41,827 When can I stop watching the thumb? 943 00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:50,602 I must be out of practice. 944 00:55:50,735 --> 00:55:52,669 Think of the fun you've had. 945 00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,473 Do you mind if I try? 946 00:55:56,607 --> 00:55:58,741 You? Don't make me laugh. 947 00:55:58,875 --> 00:56:02,011 The little lady will now show the old professor how. 948 00:56:02,145 --> 00:56:04,713 Please let me know when I applaud. 949 00:56:04,846 --> 00:56:06,515 ♪♪ Have a comfortable seat ♪♪ 950 00:56:06,648 --> 00:56:08,316 ♪♪ Take a load off your feet ♪♪ 951 00:56:08,450 --> 00:56:10,384 ♪♪ While I teach you What I learned abroad ♪♪ 952 00:56:10,518 --> 00:56:12,253 ♪♪ Thumbin' a ride ♪♪ 953 00:56:12,386 --> 00:56:16,055 ♪♪ Is really a universal sport ♪♪ 954 00:56:16,189 --> 00:56:17,857 ♪♪ Thumbin' a ride ♪♪ 955 00:56:17,991 --> 00:56:20,894 ♪♪ I'll give you A short rehearsal, sport ♪♪ 956 00:56:21,027 --> 00:56:23,061 ♪♪ Both the French and Swiss ♪♪ 957 00:56:23,195 --> 00:56:25,964 ♪♪ Have a method That tops all this ♪♪ 958 00:56:26,098 --> 00:56:30,668 ♪♪ Though I never could dig Their lingo, zingo ♪♪ 959 00:56:30,801 --> 00:56:32,670 ♪♪ Try it and you'll Never, ever miss ♪♪ 960 00:56:32,803 --> 00:56:34,704 ♪♪ Well, does it work? ♪♪ 961 00:56:34,838 --> 00:56:38,475 ♪♪ To start with You have to be a girl ♪♪ 962 00:56:38,608 --> 00:56:40,276 ♪♪ Swell, does it work? ♪♪ 963 00:56:40,409 --> 00:56:44,680 ♪♪ Let's give it a try and see ♪♪ 964 00:56:45,648 --> 00:56:48,683 ♪♪ Lift the petticoat high ♪♪ 965 00:56:48,816 --> 00:56:51,352 ♪♪ And show 'em the thigh ♪♪ 966 00:56:55,756 --> 00:56:57,758 ♪♪ And, partner We're on our way ♪♪ 967 00:56:57,891 --> 00:57:02,995 ♪♪ Thumbin' a ride And seeing the USA ♪♪ 968 00:57:03,995 --> 00:57:05,730 - ♪♪ Alabama ♪♪ - ♪♪ Arizona ♪♪ 969 00:57:05,864 --> 00:57:07,265 - ♪♪ Carolina ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oklahoma ♪♪ 970 00:57:07,399 --> 00:57:09,000 ♪♪ This is the life, I'd say ♪♪ 971 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:15,506 ♪♪ Thumbing a ride And seeing the USA ♪♪ 972 00:57:17,807 --> 00:57:20,944 Will you stay in the car? 973 00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:37,057 Aren't you gonna give me a little credit? 974 00:57:37,190 --> 00:57:40,693 Well, if nothing else, I've proved that the limb is mightier than the thumb. 975 00:57:40,826 --> 00:57:42,528 Oh, why didn't you take off all your clothes? 976 00:57:42,661 --> 00:57:43,929 You could have stopped 40 cars. 977 00:57:44,063 --> 00:57:45,431 We didn't need 40 cars. 978 00:57:45,564 --> 00:57:47,999 Oh. 979 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:54,004 Ah, just married, eh? 980 00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:56,673 Oh, what a wonderful, impetuous thing you're doing, 981 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:59,442 spending your honeymoon, hitchhiking. 982 00:57:59,575 --> 00:58:02,245 Hitchhiking down the highway of love, 983 00:58:02,378 --> 00:58:04,679 on a honeymoon built for two. 984 00:58:04,813 --> 00:58:06,181 Did I say that? 985 00:58:06,314 --> 00:58:10,651 ♪♪ Hitchhiking down The highway of love ♪♪ 986 00:58:10,784 --> 00:58:14,421 ♪♪ On a honeymoon Built for two ♪♪ 987 00:58:14,555 --> 00:58:16,789 What a character you picked. 988 00:58:16,923 --> 00:58:19,392 I didn't pick him. He just happened. 989 00:58:20,727 --> 00:58:24,830 ♪♪ And you'll always Be tied down ♪♪ 990 00:58:26,064 --> 00:58:28,032 ♪♪ You mad impetuous... ♪♪ 991 00:58:30,167 --> 00:58:32,837 Hey. Hey, aren't you afraid you're gonna kick this thing to pieces? 992 00:58:32,970 --> 00:58:36,706 Oh, no, that's how I get the loose what-cha-ma-call-its in place. 993 00:58:49,450 --> 00:58:51,152 Care to have a little bite to eat? 994 00:58:51,286 --> 00:58:53,620 - Oh, that would be just... - No, thanks, we're not very hungry. 995 00:58:53,754 --> 00:58:57,624 Oh, I see. Young people in love are very seldom hungry. 996 00:58:57,758 --> 00:59:00,359 ♪♪ Young people in love ♪♪ 997 00:59:00,493 --> 00:59:05,397 ♪♪ Are very seldom hungry ♪♪ 998 00:59:06,898 --> 00:59:09,434 What were you gonna do, clip the poor guy for a meal? 999 00:59:09,567 --> 00:59:12,036 He invited me, and I'm hungry. 1000 00:59:12,169 --> 00:59:16,406 - Well here, have a carrot. - Oh, don't point that thing at me. 1001 01:00:06,781 --> 01:00:10,117 I can't stand it. I'm gonna ask that man for food. 1002 01:00:12,753 --> 01:00:14,221 You do and I'll break your neck. 1003 01:00:14,355 --> 01:00:15,955 - I'm hungry! - Well... 1004 01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:19,959 Come on and sit down over here. 1005 01:00:31,635 --> 01:00:34,604 I'm sorry I was so rough. 1006 01:00:34,738 --> 01:00:37,307 Oh, that's quite all right. 1007 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,976 You see, as long as I'm responsible for taking care of you, I've got... 1008 01:00:41,110 --> 01:00:43,679 You've decided to starve me to death. 1009 01:00:53,420 --> 01:00:56,890 I'm... pigheaded, I guess. 1010 01:00:57,023 --> 01:00:59,358 I just like to pay my own way, see? 1011 01:01:00,993 --> 01:01:04,529 Hey, my bags! Come back here! Come back! 1012 01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:07,165 Peter! Peter! 1013 01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:16,839 Hey. 1014 01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:20,309 - What happened to you? - Come on, get in the car. 1015 01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:23,378 - Look at your clothes. They're a mess. - Yeah, yeah, come on, come on. 1016 01:01:23,512 --> 01:01:24,746 Where's our friend? 1017 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,114 Friend? He's nothing but a road thief. 1018 01:01:26,248 --> 01:01:27,582 He picks people up and steals their things. 1019 01:01:27,715 --> 01:01:29,350 - Come on. - Isn't that terrible? 1020 01:01:29,483 --> 01:01:31,185 - Yeah. - How'd you get his car? 1021 01:01:31,318 --> 01:01:33,720 Well, I gave him a black eye, and my wristwatch. 1022 01:01:33,853 --> 01:01:36,289 - You gave him... - Will you get in the car? 1023 01:01:36,423 --> 01:01:37,724 Oh, all right. 1024 01:01:37,857 --> 01:01:40,392 I'm sorry you had such a bad time of it, 1025 01:01:40,526 --> 01:01:43,562 but it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't left the car in the first place. 1026 01:01:43,695 --> 01:01:45,197 If I hadn't? 1027 01:01:51,068 --> 01:01:52,769 Don't get me wrong, Ballarino, 1028 01:01:52,903 --> 01:01:55,505 my size-up of you hasn't changed one bit. 1029 01:01:55,639 --> 01:01:59,608 As a real man, you ain't worth the chicken fat in your hair. 1030 01:01:59,742 --> 01:02:02,077 Every time I look at you, I get the scours. 1031 01:02:02,211 --> 01:02:04,078 Do you follow me, boy? 1032 01:02:04,212 --> 01:02:06,848 I'm deeply sorry, but nothing you could say could possibly upset me, 1033 01:02:06,981 --> 01:02:08,950 including your threats to have the marriage annulled. 1034 01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:11,018 Eventually, you'll have to face the fact 1035 01:02:11,151 --> 01:02:13,320 that Ellie and I were married because we love each other madly. 1036 01:02:13,454 --> 01:02:16,989 - Sure, sure. - And Ellie is proving exactly that, bless her. 1037 01:02:17,123 --> 01:02:19,358 There's nothing you can do to force an annulment. 1038 01:02:19,492 --> 01:02:21,060 I see. 1039 01:02:21,194 --> 01:02:23,428 So you figure you've got hold of a solid gold filly 1040 01:02:23,562 --> 01:02:25,530 and you're gonna hang onto her, huh? 1041 01:02:27,499 --> 01:02:28,799 All right, you win. 1042 01:02:28,933 --> 01:02:30,868 I guess I'll just have to get used to you. 1043 01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:34,838 But the only reason I'm licked is because I'm worried sick about Ellie. 1044 01:02:34,971 --> 01:02:37,040 If I don't find her soon, I'll be a wreck. 1045 01:02:37,173 --> 01:02:38,842 Well, it's your own fault, old fellow. 1046 01:02:38,975 --> 01:02:40,843 I could have reached her if you hadn't surrounded me 1047 01:02:40,976 --> 01:02:43,812 with those ghastly detectives night and day. I tried to... 1048 01:02:43,946 --> 01:02:47,114 I know, I know, but you can help now. 1049 01:02:47,248 --> 01:02:49,650 There's a passel of reporters in that room. 1050 01:02:49,784 --> 01:02:51,885 I want you to make a statement. 1051 01:02:52,018 --> 01:02:54,354 I want you to tell them that you and I have chewed things over 1052 01:02:54,488 --> 01:02:56,289 and we've come to an agreement. 1053 01:02:56,423 --> 01:03:00,226 And if Ellie will come home, I won't interfere with the marriage. 1054 01:03:02,795 --> 01:03:05,196 I'll confirm it even if it gags me. 1055 01:04:02,912 --> 01:04:04,178 Well, uh, thank you, very much. 1056 01:04:04,312 --> 01:04:05,780 Yes, sir. That'll be fine, young man. 1057 01:04:05,914 --> 01:04:07,515 Well, hope you have a pleasant stay with us. 1058 01:04:07,649 --> 01:04:10,984 - Well, yes, I hope so. Good night. - Good night. 1059 01:04:15,322 --> 01:04:17,690 - We're all set. - How'd you work it? 1060 01:04:17,823 --> 01:04:20,493 They're letting us pay later because they think we're staying a week. 1061 01:04:20,626 --> 01:04:23,328 Now, we have to think of something good before morning. 1062 01:04:23,461 --> 01:04:25,397 - It's wonderful. - Wonderful, huh? 1063 01:04:25,530 --> 01:04:27,098 If you ask me, it's foolish. 1064 01:04:27,232 --> 01:04:29,166 Instead of staying here we could be in Houston in three hours. 1065 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,268 I thought you were in such a rush to get back. 1066 01:04:31,402 --> 01:04:34,671 Well, now whoever heard of getting in at three o'clock in the morning? 1067 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:36,673 Everybody will be asleep. 1068 01:04:39,575 --> 01:04:41,176 Okay. Bungalow 6. 1069 01:04:46,981 --> 01:04:49,617 Vernon, you're just out and out stupid. 1070 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,218 You'd trust anybody. 1071 01:04:51,352 --> 01:04:53,687 But he looks like a nice, upright young fellow, Ma. 1072 01:04:53,820 --> 01:04:56,089 Everyone looks upright to you. 1073 01:05:03,028 --> 01:05:04,028 Come on. 1074 01:05:12,169 --> 01:05:14,137 Well, we're on the last lap, huh? 1075 01:05:14,271 --> 01:05:16,272 Tomorrow, you'll be in the arms of your ever-loving husband. 1076 01:05:16,405 --> 01:05:20,676 - Yes, and you'll have a great story, won't you? - Yeah. Swell. 1077 01:05:27,481 --> 01:05:30,417 Here, the plumbing's inside for a change. You can dress in there. 1078 01:05:30,551 --> 01:05:31,852 Thank you. 1079 01:05:37,023 --> 01:05:38,658 You gonna sleep standing up? 1080 01:05:40,225 --> 01:05:41,326 No. 1081 01:05:53,837 --> 01:05:55,305 Well, we, uh... 1082 01:05:57,573 --> 01:06:01,777 sure outsmarted your old man, huh? You should be very happy. 1083 01:06:03,112 --> 01:06:05,380 Am I going to see you in Houston? 1084 01:06:07,148 --> 01:06:08,216 Nope. 1085 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,117 Why not? 1086 01:06:11,752 --> 01:06:15,155 Because I don't make it a policy to run around with married women. 1087 01:06:18,124 --> 01:06:20,826 Well, there's no harm in your coming to see us. 1088 01:06:22,494 --> 01:06:23,762 Not interested. 1089 01:06:26,798 --> 01:06:28,332 Won't I ever see you again? 1090 01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:31,702 Why do you want to see me? I served my purpose, didn't I? 1091 01:06:31,835 --> 01:06:35,938 To get you back to Ballarino. That's all you wanted from me, wasn't it? 1092 01:06:36,072 --> 01:06:39,308 Well, I guess so. Thank you for helping me. 1093 01:06:40,776 --> 01:06:42,210 Forget it. 1094 01:06:42,344 --> 01:06:45,880 Forget it? I'll never forget it. 1095 01:06:47,181 --> 01:06:50,184 - Is it all right for me to come out now? - Yeah. 1096 01:06:53,453 --> 01:06:56,823 Of course, I hated parts of the trip while they were happening, 1097 01:06:56,956 --> 01:06:59,024 but remembering now, it seems like fun. 1098 01:06:59,692 --> 01:07:01,360 It was a nightmare. 1099 01:07:01,493 --> 01:07:05,697 Ooh, that was the biggest bee I ever saw in my whole life. 1100 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:09,766 You know, this is the first time I've ever been able to talk with someone about 1101 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:11,735 experiences we've had together. 1102 01:07:11,868 --> 01:07:13,103 I like it. 1103 01:07:16,539 --> 01:07:20,042 The first night on the bus in that cramped little seat. 1104 01:07:20,176 --> 01:07:23,044 I've never mentioned this before, but... 1105 01:07:23,178 --> 01:07:25,413 you'd been drinking, hadn't you? 1106 01:07:26,481 --> 01:07:27,614 Slightly. 1107 01:07:27,748 --> 01:07:30,050 Wasn't I a mess with my hair in my eyes? 1108 01:07:30,184 --> 01:07:32,286 "Look lousy," you said. 1109 01:07:32,419 --> 01:07:33,853 And boy, I sure did. 1110 01:07:33,986 --> 01:07:36,089 Ah, you couldn't look lousy if you wanted to. 1111 01:07:38,958 --> 01:07:40,258 Well, thanks. 1112 01:07:43,128 --> 01:07:45,496 And thanks for that bed of hay last night. 1113 01:07:46,464 --> 01:07:48,566 Shut up and go to sleep. 1114 01:07:48,699 --> 01:07:51,135 Aw, you don't fool me anymore. 1115 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:55,638 You talk tough. But underneath, you're a softy, 1116 01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,340 a real soft softy. 1117 01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:03,511 All right, fine. Well, be quiet or I'll make a liar out of you. 1118 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,415 - Peter. - What? 1119 01:08:09,282 --> 01:08:10,817 Have you ever been in love? 1120 01:08:10,951 --> 01:08:13,019 - Me? - Uh-huh. 1121 01:08:13,954 --> 01:08:16,322 Have you ever thought about it? 1122 01:08:16,455 --> 01:08:19,992 It seems to me you could make some girl wonderfully happy. 1123 01:08:21,093 --> 01:08:24,496 Sure, I've thought about it. Who hasn't? But... 1124 01:08:24,629 --> 01:08:28,632 Where are you gonna find a girl who's so... 1125 01:08:28,766 --> 01:08:34,337 Well, right away, you know that this is the half of you that's been missing. Huh? 1126 01:08:34,470 --> 01:08:36,906 Someone who's gonna be happy with you whether you're up or down. 1127 01:08:37,039 --> 01:08:41,810 Knowing that the only important thing is that you're together. See... 1128 01:08:43,945 --> 01:08:48,849 Do you know what a man could do with a girl like that beside him? 1129 01:08:51,785 --> 01:08:53,153 Have I ever thought about it? 1130 01:08:55,021 --> 01:08:56,422 Have you ever looked? 1131 01:08:59,758 --> 01:09:01,026 I'll look tomorrow. 1132 01:09:04,762 --> 01:09:05,997 Good night. 1133 01:09:15,738 --> 01:09:20,543 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 1134 01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:26,514 ♪♪ Trying our best to hide ♪♪ 1135 01:09:27,481 --> 01:09:31,451 ♪♪ Trying our best To make believe ♪♪ 1136 01:09:31,585 --> 01:09:37,223 ♪♪ We never get starry-eyed ♪♪ 1137 01:09:37,356 --> 01:09:40,625 ♪♪ The moment is right ♪♪ 1138 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:44,396 ♪♪ This is The night that nearly ♪♪ 1139 01:09:44,529 --> 01:09:48,699 ♪♪ Was ours before ♪♪ 1140 01:09:49,767 --> 01:09:55,138 ♪♪ And we can't Run away from it ♪♪ 1141 01:09:55,972 --> 01:10:01,210 ♪♪ Anymore ♪♪ 1142 01:10:03,911 --> 01:10:05,413 Peter? 1143 01:10:10,483 --> 01:10:13,653 I love you. That's all I know. 1144 01:10:13,787 --> 01:10:17,756 That's all that matters. I wanna be with you. 1145 01:10:17,890 --> 01:10:20,726 Oh, Peter, I can't let you go now. 1146 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:23,027 I couldn't live without you. 1147 01:10:25,730 --> 01:10:27,397 Get back to your bed. 1148 01:10:28,031 --> 01:10:29,299 I'm sorry. 1149 01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:03,794 Hey, brat, did you really mean that? 1150 01:11:03,928 --> 01:11:05,663 You mean I can stop looking? 1151 01:11:28,181 --> 01:11:32,119 Look, all I'm asking for is enough gas just to get to Houston. 1152 01:11:32,252 --> 01:11:34,520 I'm sorry, senor, I wish I could help you, 1153 01:11:34,654 --> 01:11:37,223 but my papa always say, no credit. 1154 01:11:37,356 --> 01:11:39,057 This bag cost me $25. 1155 01:11:39,190 --> 01:11:41,359 Now certainly that's worth a tank full of gas. 1156 01:11:41,493 --> 01:11:44,696 I already got one suitcase, and I don't go nowhere. 1157 01:11:44,829 --> 01:11:46,664 What am I going to do with two suitcases? 1158 01:11:46,797 --> 01:11:48,599 All right. Look. I'll come back here tomorrow morning. 1159 01:11:48,732 --> 01:11:50,434 I'll buy the suitcase back from you. 1160 01:11:50,567 --> 01:11:53,269 I'll give you a $10 profit. How's that? 1161 01:11:53,403 --> 01:11:55,672 - Ten dollar good profit. - Yeah, yeah. 1162 01:11:56,806 --> 01:11:59,675 My papa always say, 1163 01:12:01,176 --> 01:12:03,311 - "I ain't got no sombrero." - You what? 1164 01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:05,513 "I ain't got no sombrero." 1165 01:12:05,646 --> 01:12:07,081 You've got one now. Fill her up. 1166 01:12:07,214 --> 01:12:08,516 Everybody happy. 1167 01:12:08,649 --> 01:12:10,750 You got the gasoline. I got the sombrero. 1168 01:12:10,884 --> 01:12:13,153 - Pancho! - Who's Pancho? 1169 01:12:13,286 --> 01:12:14,621 It's my wife. 1170 01:12:18,257 --> 01:12:19,491 Why did I let you in here? 1171 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,259 I should have shot you on sight. You're drunk. 1172 01:12:21,392 --> 01:12:22,927 I don't care what you've been printing. 1173 01:12:23,061 --> 01:12:25,029 I tell you that the wires I sent you were on the level. 1174 01:12:25,163 --> 01:12:28,065 Now, I met Ellie Andrews on a bus coming from San Diego. 1175 01:12:28,198 --> 01:12:29,566 I've been with her every minute. 1176 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,535 And now, after one look into your big brown eyes, 1177 01:12:31,668 --> 01:12:34,103 she's going to have her marriage to Ballarino annulled. 1178 01:12:34,236 --> 01:12:35,371 Just like that. 1179 01:12:35,504 --> 01:12:37,039 Look, believe me, Joe, it's true. 1180 01:12:37,173 --> 01:12:39,808 And the story is yours, exclusive, for $2,000. 1181 01:12:39,941 --> 01:12:42,510 A real "rich girl, poor man" romance, huh? 1182 01:12:42,644 --> 01:12:45,913 And you, brave soul, are willing to bare all for $2000. 1183 01:12:46,046 --> 01:12:48,816 I'm in love with her, Joe, honestly. 1184 01:12:48,949 --> 01:12:51,484 - I need the money to tear down the Walls of Jericho. - What? 1185 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:53,686 The Walls of Jer... Oh, give me the money, will you, Joe? 1186 01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:56,055 She's waiting in a motel about 100 miles from here. 1187 01:12:56,189 --> 01:12:57,556 She doesn't know I'm gone. 1188 01:12:57,689 --> 01:12:59,091 I've gotta get back. Now don't you understand? 1189 01:12:59,224 --> 01:13:00,459 You... 1190 01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:02,994 Look, Joe... 1191 01:13:03,127 --> 01:13:04,729 A man can't propose to a woman 1192 01:13:04,862 --> 01:13:07,598 when he doesn't have a cent in the world, now, can he? 1193 01:13:07,732 --> 01:13:09,599 The more I think of it, this is fantastic. 1194 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:12,302 Here the old man finally withdraws his objections to the marriage, 1195 01:13:12,435 --> 01:13:15,270 - and now, she wants it annulled so... - So that she can marry me. 1196 01:13:15,404 --> 01:13:16,939 - And you... - Isn't that a pip? 1197 01:13:17,072 --> 01:13:18,374 Pete, if you're lying to me... 1198 01:13:18,507 --> 01:13:20,876 Then wait and read what I write. 1199 01:13:21,009 --> 01:13:22,810 All right, start writing. 1200 01:13:25,179 --> 01:13:27,848 Vernon? Vernon, wake up! 1201 01:13:29,349 --> 01:13:30,384 I told you, you couldn't trust that fellow. 1202 01:13:30,517 --> 01:13:32,285 - He's gone. - Who? 1203 01:13:32,419 --> 01:13:34,353 That fellow that was gonna stay a week, that's who. 1204 01:13:34,487 --> 01:13:36,522 He's skipped out, took his car. 1205 01:13:36,655 --> 01:13:38,657 Oh, and we'd never have known a thing about it 1206 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:40,358 until morning if I hadn't ate them cucumbers. 1207 01:13:40,492 --> 01:13:42,293 There ain't nothing we can do if he's gone. 1208 01:13:42,427 --> 01:13:45,963 - Now put out the lights and... - Oh, get up, you good for nothing! 1209 01:13:46,096 --> 01:13:49,867 Oh, what I ever bought a motel for, I'll never know. 1210 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,701 Vernon, come on. 1211 01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:55,138 - I just never get a full night's sleep. - Vernon, come on! 1212 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,542 See? They're gone. 1213 01:14:00,675 --> 01:14:03,778 It sure looks that way. What's this? 1214 01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:07,214 - Oh, Ma, the woman. - So... 1215 01:14:09,582 --> 01:14:12,552 Young lady, where's your husband? 1216 01:14:12,685 --> 01:14:14,521 - Huh? - I said where's your husband. 1217 01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:17,823 - If he is your husband. - Well, isn't he here? 1218 01:14:18,924 --> 01:14:20,025 He's gone. 1219 01:14:20,159 --> 01:14:21,592 Just as I thought. 1220 01:14:21,726 --> 01:14:24,195 He took the car and ran off and left you. 1221 01:14:24,328 --> 01:14:25,730 Have you got any money? 1222 01:14:25,863 --> 01:14:28,832 - Money? No, I haven't. - No money. 1223 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:32,669 Young lady, clear out of here right now. 1224 01:14:32,803 --> 01:14:34,670 Uh, yes, yes, right now. 1225 01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:38,374 What did I tell you? You won't ever listen to me. 1226 01:14:41,309 --> 01:14:44,512 Trusting every Tom, Dick, and Harry that comes down the road. 1227 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,281 - When will you ever learn? - Oh, Ma. 1228 01:14:47,414 --> 01:14:49,383 Did better when I was single. 1229 01:14:51,651 --> 01:14:53,352 May I please use your telephone? 1230 01:14:53,486 --> 01:14:55,121 I have to call Houston. 1231 01:14:55,254 --> 01:14:57,989 And stick us for a phone bill too? 1232 01:14:58,123 --> 01:14:59,591 No, thank you. 1233 01:14:59,724 --> 01:15:02,594 Go tell your sad story to the sheriff's office. 1234 01:15:02,727 --> 01:15:05,863 He's a quarter of a mile down the road. Go on. 1235 01:15:06,864 --> 01:15:08,499 Git. 1236 01:15:08,632 --> 01:15:12,268 And don't come back! We run a respectable place! 1237 01:15:13,103 --> 01:15:14,604 Go make the beds. 1238 01:15:19,007 --> 01:15:21,309 Oh, is it all right to give him the money, Mr. Gordon? 1239 01:15:21,442 --> 01:15:22,610 Yeah, yeah. 1240 01:15:22,743 --> 01:15:24,745 Oh, this is great, Pete. Really great. 1241 01:15:24,879 --> 01:15:26,380 I know I've called you unusual names, 1242 01:15:26,514 --> 01:15:27,681 but when you put your mind to it 1243 01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:29,549 you're a top-drawer newspaperman. 1244 01:15:29,683 --> 01:15:31,351 Thank you, Joe. You've saved my life. 1245 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,819 - Happy wedding, Pete. - Thanks. And you're beautiful. 1246 01:15:33,953 --> 01:15:35,821 All women are beautiful. 1247 01:15:38,090 --> 01:15:39,424 - Yeah? - This is Healy. 1248 01:15:39,557 --> 01:15:41,459 It took you all this time to get out of bed? 1249 01:15:41,593 --> 01:15:46,163 Look, I want a two-column cartoon for the front page and I want it now. 1250 01:15:46,296 --> 01:15:50,267 Jack Ballarino sitting in his sports car, wearing his polo outfit, 1251 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,235 waiting outside the church, see? 1252 01:15:52,368 --> 01:15:53,769 Make him look like the crumb he is. 1253 01:15:53,903 --> 01:15:55,438 Yeah, then I want... 1254 01:15:55,571 --> 01:15:57,639 Hang on. Outside call. 1255 01:15:58,406 --> 01:16:00,308 Yeah, Gordon. 1256 01:16:01,109 --> 01:16:02,577 Yeah, what is it? 1257 01:16:04,278 --> 01:16:05,980 Ellen Andrews? You're crazy. 1258 01:16:06,113 --> 01:16:07,548 I am not crazy. 1259 01:16:07,681 --> 01:16:09,149 She called her father from Luling 1260 01:16:09,282 --> 01:16:10,383 and asked him to come after her. 1261 01:16:10,517 --> 01:16:12,018 He's getting a police escort, 1262 01:16:12,152 --> 01:16:14,420 and Ballarino's going along, too. 1263 01:16:14,554 --> 01:16:17,189 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's right. 1264 01:16:17,322 --> 01:16:19,892 She's been traveling by bus, and the moment she found out 1265 01:16:20,025 --> 01:16:23,494 that her father and Ballarino had made up, she phones right in. 1266 01:16:24,262 --> 01:16:27,631 Okay. Grab a car and stay with her. 1267 01:16:28,231 --> 01:16:29,466 Right. 1268 01:16:29,599 --> 01:16:31,735 This is Healy. About that cartoon. 1269 01:16:31,868 --> 01:16:33,402 Go back to bed! 1270 01:16:35,070 --> 01:16:37,706 Agnes! Agnes! 1271 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:38,907 Yes, sir? 1272 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,643 Call the police department. We've been had. 1273 01:16:41,776 --> 01:16:42,844 Yes, sir. 1274 01:16:46,346 --> 01:16:50,284 ♪♪ Honeymoon Down the highway of love ♪♪ 1275 01:16:50,417 --> 01:16:53,719 ♪♪ Hitchhiking down The highway of love ♪♪ 1276 01:16:53,853 --> 01:16:58,223 ♪♪ Not up but down On a honeymoon ♪♪ 1277 01:17:02,327 --> 01:17:03,661 Come on, baby. Nice baby. 1278 01:17:03,794 --> 01:17:05,663 We gotta get back there before she wakes up. 1279 01:17:08,465 --> 01:17:10,300 What's holding you back, boy? 1280 01:17:10,433 --> 01:17:12,502 - Take your foot off that brake. - Yes, sir. 1281 01:17:12,635 --> 01:17:14,070 ♪♪ Not diagonal ♪♪ 1282 01:17:14,204 --> 01:17:17,773 ♪♪ But down The highway of love ♪♪ 1283 01:17:17,906 --> 01:17:19,708 ♪♪ Down the high... ♪♪ 1284 01:17:19,841 --> 01:17:22,543 Hey, come on, baby, we got a police escort. 1285 01:17:23,611 --> 01:17:25,246 Hey, how are you? 1286 01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:29,182 Hey! Hey, wanna swap? 1287 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:31,484 Hey! How are you? Come on, baby! 1288 01:17:31,618 --> 01:17:34,386 Catch up there. They can't make a sucker out of us. 1289 01:17:36,121 --> 01:17:38,290 - How about a statement, Mr. Andrews? - How about a few words... 1290 01:17:38,424 --> 01:17:39,924 Not now, boys. Wait till we get home. 1291 01:17:43,361 --> 01:17:45,429 ♪♪ On a honeymoon ♪♪ 1292 01:17:45,562 --> 01:17:48,599 ♪♪ Down the highway of love ♪♪ 1293 01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,300 ♪♪ The highway of love ♪♪ 1294 01:17:50,434 --> 01:17:51,968 ♪♪ Not up but down ♪♪ 1295 01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:54,237 ♪♪ Not sideways but ahead ♪♪ 1296 01:18:15,354 --> 01:18:16,822 Howdy-doodey! 1297 01:18:17,856 --> 01:18:19,258 Howdy-doodey! 1298 01:18:19,391 --> 01:18:23,027 ♪♪ Young people in love Are seldom hungry ♪♪ 1299 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,363 Hey, how are you? 1300 01:18:29,499 --> 01:18:31,268 How are you, you lovely people? 1301 01:18:35,871 --> 01:18:36,872 Ellie! 1302 01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,574 Hey! 1303 01:18:44,078 --> 01:18:46,647 Ellie! Hey, Ellie! 1304 01:18:47,447 --> 01:18:48,682 Ellie! 1305 01:18:48,815 --> 01:18:51,651 Hey, Ellie! Wait! 1306 01:19:11,467 --> 01:19:14,003 And, as newspaper headlines across the country 1307 01:19:14,137 --> 01:19:16,872 are proclaiming "Love triumphs again," 1308 01:19:17,005 --> 01:19:21,509 Ms. Andrews, who disappeared when her father vowed he'd have her marriage annulled, 1309 01:19:21,642 --> 01:19:23,244 returned to Houston when she learned 1310 01:19:23,377 --> 01:19:26,780 that her father and Ballarino had become reconciled. 1311 01:19:26,913 --> 01:19:29,349 Mr. Andrews, meantime, has announced plans 1312 01:19:29,482 --> 01:19:32,685 for an impressive formal wedding ceremony at his palatial estate. 1313 01:19:32,818 --> 01:19:37,256 This will supplement his daughter's previous civil ceremony in Acapulco, 1314 01:19:37,389 --> 01:19:39,023 and to quote Mr. Andrews, 1315 01:19:39,157 --> 01:19:42,393 "Do things up in real Texas style." 1316 01:19:42,527 --> 01:19:44,495 The heart-warming struggle of... 1317 01:19:47,364 --> 01:19:49,700 Here's the money. It was just a gag. 1318 01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:51,534 You know, I was gonna put you through the wringer 1319 01:19:51,667 --> 01:19:53,602 - and have a couple of laughs. - Oh, sure. 1320 01:19:53,736 --> 01:19:55,905 Well, you had me going for a while. 1321 01:19:56,038 --> 01:19:57,172 Yeah? 1322 01:19:57,305 --> 01:19:58,773 It wouldn't have been at bad story at that. 1323 01:19:58,907 --> 01:20:00,308 No, but that's the way it goes. 1324 01:20:00,442 --> 01:20:02,277 You think you've got a great yarn, 1325 01:20:02,410 --> 01:20:04,611 and then, something happens at the last minute, and there you are. 1326 01:20:04,745 --> 01:20:06,246 - Yeah. Right. - Oh, Pete? 1327 01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:07,614 Hmm? 1328 01:20:09,415 --> 01:20:11,851 You need a vacation, boy. 1329 01:20:11,984 --> 01:20:14,387 When you sober up, your job is waiting. 1330 01:20:15,954 --> 01:20:18,190 Joe, well, thank you. Thank you very much. 1331 01:20:18,323 --> 01:20:19,991 Oh, it's all right, Pete. 1332 01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:21,459 You're a good boy. 1333 01:20:21,592 --> 01:20:23,527 Just get back in time to cover the wedding. 1334 01:20:26,197 --> 01:20:27,931 Me? Cover that wedding? 1335 01:20:28,064 --> 01:20:30,133 Well, a wedding's a wedding, and who could write a better story? 1336 01:20:30,266 --> 01:20:31,868 I'm sorry. It's not for me. 1337 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:33,669 My mistake. I thought I was talking to a newspaper man. 1338 01:20:33,802 --> 01:20:35,637 Oh, don't... What do you mean by that crack? 1339 01:20:36,271 --> 01:20:38,073 Well, let's see. 1340 01:20:38,207 --> 01:20:40,842 There's a hog callers' contest coming up you might be able to handle. 1341 01:20:40,975 --> 01:20:42,710 That is unless you think you couldn't 1342 01:20:42,844 --> 01:20:44,711 because you're a personal friend of one of the hogs. 1343 01:20:44,845 --> 01:20:48,215 Oh, wait a minute. Just, uh... Oh... 1344 01:20:49,683 --> 01:20:52,752 All right. I've got some business to attend to with old man Andrews. 1345 01:20:52,885 --> 01:20:55,554 I'll cover the wedding at the same time. 1346 01:20:58,123 --> 01:20:59,958 I'll cover it my way, not yours. 1347 01:21:00,091 --> 01:21:01,526 You understand? 1348 01:21:03,627 --> 01:21:04,928 I might get quite a kick out of seeing 1349 01:21:05,062 --> 01:21:07,197 what love looks like when it's triumphant. 1350 01:21:30,016 --> 01:21:31,184 Come in. 1351 01:21:33,218 --> 01:21:34,953 Hello, Ms. Ellie. 1352 01:21:35,087 --> 01:21:39,824 I've pressed every little wrinkle out of this dress. 1353 01:21:39,957 --> 01:21:43,861 Ain't it the most eye-popping thing you ever did see? 1354 01:21:43,995 --> 01:21:45,095 Yes, it is. 1355 01:21:45,228 --> 01:21:47,264 Oh, it's beautiful. 1356 01:21:47,397 --> 01:21:50,766 It sure is pretty. 1357 01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:53,836 If you need me, I'll be downstairs. 1358 01:21:53,969 --> 01:21:57,172 Everybody's runnin' everybody ragged. 1359 01:21:57,305 --> 01:22:00,175 It sure is gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1360 01:22:04,445 --> 01:22:08,881 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 1361 01:22:09,015 --> 01:22:14,453 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 1362 01:22:14,586 --> 01:22:19,491 ♪♪ Better not even try ♪♪ 1363 01:22:19,624 --> 01:22:24,829 ♪♪ Better not even try ♪♪ 1364 01:22:24,962 --> 01:22:31,067 ♪♪ You can't run away from it ♪♪ 1365 01:22:34,570 --> 01:22:36,004 How are you, baby? 1366 01:22:40,675 --> 01:22:42,743 Hey, you don't look very happy. 1367 01:22:42,877 --> 01:22:44,778 Ain't you doing what you wanna do? 1368 01:22:44,911 --> 01:22:47,314 - Of course I am. - Then what's wrong? 1369 01:22:47,447 --> 01:22:49,082 Nothing's wrong. 1370 01:22:51,650 --> 01:22:54,720 Ellie, baby, come here. 1371 01:22:56,088 --> 01:22:58,456 You know how much I love you. 1372 01:22:58,590 --> 01:23:01,559 If there's something bothering you, it's bothering me. 1373 01:23:01,693 --> 01:23:06,096 We'd both feel better if you'd tell your old man what it is. Come on, baby. 1374 01:23:07,664 --> 01:23:09,565 I met a man on the bus. 1375 01:23:10,566 --> 01:23:11,934 You fell in love with the bus driver? 1376 01:23:12,635 --> 01:23:14,270 - No. - Who? 1377 01:23:15,203 --> 01:23:17,372 I don't know very much about him, 1378 01:23:17,506 --> 01:23:19,274 except that I love him. 1379 01:23:19,407 --> 01:23:23,177 Well, if it's as serious as all that, let's do something about it. 1380 01:23:23,310 --> 01:23:27,313 It's no use. I practically threw myself at him. 1381 01:23:28,348 --> 01:23:30,383 He despises me. 1382 01:23:30,517 --> 01:23:32,985 Despises you? Oh, come now. 1383 01:23:33,118 --> 01:23:35,254 He doesn't think very much of you, either. 1384 01:23:35,387 --> 01:23:38,389 He said you're to blame for my being spoiled and selfish. 1385 01:23:38,523 --> 01:23:40,291 He says you raised me stupidly. 1386 01:23:40,424 --> 01:23:41,826 Oh, he does, does he? 1387 01:23:41,959 --> 01:23:44,327 That's a fine idiot to fall in love with. 1388 01:23:44,461 --> 01:23:47,831 No, no. He's wonderful. 1389 01:23:47,964 --> 01:23:49,966 Well, what difference does that make now? 1390 01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,800 I've caused you enough trouble. 1391 01:23:51,934 --> 01:23:53,168 I'm not gonna run out on Jacques 1392 01:23:53,302 --> 01:23:55,471 and make us all look ridiculous again. 1393 01:23:55,604 --> 01:23:59,140 It's about time I settled down and started making sense. 1394 01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:03,377 And anyway, I'm sure I'll never see Peter again. 1395 01:24:03,510 --> 01:24:04,778 Is that his name? 1396 01:24:05,646 --> 01:24:07,247 Peter Warne. 1397 01:24:08,248 --> 01:24:10,182 Peter Warne. 1398 01:24:10,316 --> 01:24:14,053 - Did you hear from him? - No, no, I just thought that... 1399 01:24:15,387 --> 01:24:18,557 Now, Ellie, don't get yourself all worked up. 1400 01:24:18,690 --> 01:24:21,525 "Dear Sir: While I am attending the wedding of your daughter 1401 01:24:21,659 --> 01:24:23,761 as a member of the working press, 1402 01:24:23,894 --> 01:24:26,863 I would like to have a talk with you about the financial matter 1403 01:24:26,996 --> 01:24:29,132 in connection with said daughter. 1404 01:24:29,265 --> 01:24:31,167 Peter Warne." 1405 01:24:31,301 --> 01:24:36,204 Well, I guess that was his only interest in me, wasn't it? The reward. 1406 01:24:36,939 --> 01:24:37,973 I'm sorry you read that, honey. 1407 01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:39,640 You'll pay him off, of course. 1408 01:24:39,774 --> 01:24:42,877 - Should I? - Oh, yes, he's entitled to the reward. 1409 01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:44,911 He did an excellent job. 1410 01:24:45,045 --> 01:24:47,113 He kept me thoroughly entertained. 1411 01:24:47,247 --> 01:24:49,282 Come in. 1412 01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,986 Excuse me, sir, the newspaper reporters are waiting downstairs. 1413 01:24:54,119 --> 01:24:55,854 Be right with you, Norville. 1414 01:24:55,988 --> 01:24:59,290 Oh, and, uh, Mr. Ballarino's wedding suit has been delivered here. 1415 01:24:59,424 --> 01:25:01,759 - COD. - Hm... 1416 01:25:03,894 --> 01:25:05,596 See you later, honey. 1417 01:25:05,729 --> 01:25:10,099 Dad, when you talk to Peter Warne, you'd better get a receipt. 1418 01:25:10,232 --> 01:25:11,801 Paid in full. 1419 01:25:11,934 --> 01:25:14,336 I guess I'd better get receipts from everybody. 1420 01:26:00,608 --> 01:26:01,876 Yes, sir. 1421 01:26:02,376 --> 01:26:03,677 Press. 1422 01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:07,080 Mr. Andrews is in the gift room. This way, please. 1423 01:26:11,484 --> 01:26:13,519 - Would you care for one? - Yes, sir. Thank you. 1424 01:26:13,653 --> 01:26:15,353 Here you are, sir. 1425 01:26:15,487 --> 01:26:16,721 Would you care for one, sir? 1426 01:26:16,855 --> 01:26:18,423 Well, I guess that's it, boys. 1427 01:26:18,556 --> 01:26:21,025 That sheet you're getting is the guest list. 1428 01:26:21,158 --> 01:26:23,127 The governor sent his apologies, 1429 01:26:23,260 --> 01:26:25,029 but I don't think he'll be governor for long. 1430 01:26:25,162 --> 01:26:27,296 Excuse me. 1431 01:26:27,430 --> 01:26:29,666 The wedding will be at two o'clock sharp. 1432 01:26:29,799 --> 01:26:30,833 Any more questions? 1433 01:26:30,967 --> 01:26:32,834 Yeah, I got a question. 1434 01:26:33,802 --> 01:26:35,070 Has Mr. Ballarino here figured out 1435 01:26:35,203 --> 01:26:37,406 the resale value of the presents yet? 1436 01:26:37,539 --> 01:26:38,472 I resent that, sir. 1437 01:26:38,606 --> 01:26:40,241 Simmer down there, boy. 1438 01:26:40,374 --> 01:26:42,410 I've got a hunch you're Peter Warne. 1439 01:26:42,543 --> 01:26:43,878 That's right. 1440 01:26:44,011 --> 01:26:46,279 Peter Warne, shake hands with Jacques Ballarino. 1441 01:26:48,982 --> 01:26:51,350 Warne, you and I have got something to settle. 1442 01:26:59,991 --> 01:27:02,993 To tell you the truth, Warne, I was plumb surprised to get your note. 1443 01:27:03,126 --> 01:27:05,228 My daughter didn't tell me anything about you. 1444 01:27:05,362 --> 01:27:08,031 - About your helping her. - That figures. 1445 01:27:08,164 --> 01:27:09,765 Why did she think I hauled her all the way from San Diego? 1446 01:27:09,899 --> 01:27:11,233 For the love of it? 1447 01:27:11,367 --> 01:27:12,868 She thinks you deserve anything you can get. 1448 01:27:13,002 --> 01:27:14,769 Gee, that's nice of her. You don't, I suppose. 1449 01:27:14,903 --> 01:27:17,238 Well, I don't know. I'll have to see what you base your claim on. 1450 01:27:17,372 --> 01:27:18,940 I suppose you think you deserve something. 1451 01:27:19,074 --> 01:27:20,741 I wouldn't be here if I didn't. 1452 01:27:20,874 --> 01:27:22,242 There, it's all itemized. 1453 01:27:25,646 --> 01:27:26,979 Hmm. 1454 01:27:28,548 --> 01:27:31,651 "Topcoat, $17.50. 1455 01:27:31,784 --> 01:27:34,820 Robe, house shoes, and pajamas, $10. 1456 01:27:35,454 --> 01:27:37,589 Hat, $5.75. 1457 01:27:37,723 --> 01:27:39,890 Three shirts, $4.50. 1458 01:27:40,825 --> 01:27:44,028 Total, $37.75. 1459 01:27:44,160 --> 01:27:46,629 Above items had to be sold to buy gasoline." 1460 01:27:46,763 --> 01:27:47,997 That is right. 1461 01:27:48,131 --> 01:27:49,699 Except for the robe and the slippers, 1462 01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:51,900 and the pajamas, they were stolen. 1463 01:27:52,034 --> 01:27:55,404 I'm not charging you the full price on this stuff, you know, because it was used. 1464 01:27:55,537 --> 01:27:58,606 Also, I traded my wristwatch for the car. So, I still got the car. 1465 01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:02,109 Then I sold some socks and some shorts and I'm throwing them in. 1466 01:28:02,242 --> 01:28:03,810 I see. 1467 01:28:03,944 --> 01:28:05,979 What's the matter with you? You think that's not cheap enough? 1468 01:28:06,113 --> 01:28:07,647 It's gonna cost me a lot more than that just to replace this stuff. 1469 01:28:07,781 --> 01:28:09,782 I'm just trying to get things straight. 1470 01:28:10,983 --> 01:28:15,286 You want $37.75 besides the $20,000. 1471 01:28:15,420 --> 01:28:18,623 - What 20,000? - The reward, of course. 1472 01:28:18,757 --> 01:28:20,424 Did I say anything about a reward? 1473 01:28:20,557 --> 01:28:22,392 No, you didn't, but I just calculated that... 1474 01:28:22,526 --> 01:28:24,595 Yeah, yeah, you're just like your calculating daughter. 1475 01:28:24,728 --> 01:28:26,662 All I want is the 37.75. 1476 01:28:26,796 --> 01:28:29,699 You give me the check, I'll get out of this mausoleum, fast. 1477 01:28:29,832 --> 01:28:31,367 I don't just savvy you. 1478 01:28:31,501 --> 01:28:34,336 The average man would be yellin' for that reward. 1479 01:28:34,469 --> 01:28:36,338 - All you seem to want... - You didn't do anything to me. 1480 01:28:36,471 --> 01:28:39,306 Why would I want to clip you for $20,000 1481 01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:41,909 just because your daughter makes jerks out of both of us? 1482 01:28:42,042 --> 01:28:45,145 This is a matter of principle, if you understand what that means. 1483 01:28:45,278 --> 01:28:46,713 When somebody takes me for a buggy ride, 1484 01:28:46,846 --> 01:28:48,381 I don't like the idea of paying for the privilege. 1485 01:28:48,515 --> 01:28:49,783 Now do I get the check? 1486 01:28:49,916 --> 01:28:51,383 Keep your hide on, boy. 1487 01:28:52,117 --> 01:28:53,051 Sure, you get it. 1488 01:28:53,185 --> 01:28:55,254 All right, fine. Thank you. 1489 01:28:55,387 --> 01:28:57,388 Do you mind if I ask you a straight-from-the-shoulder question? 1490 01:28:57,522 --> 01:28:59,590 - What? - Do you love my daughter? 1491 01:28:59,724 --> 01:29:01,192 Your daughter is nuts. 1492 01:29:01,325 --> 01:29:02,559 You're beating around the bush. 1493 01:29:02,692 --> 01:29:04,227 She picked herself the perfect partner, 1494 01:29:04,361 --> 01:29:06,163 Jacques Ballarino, the Continental Cornball. 1495 01:29:06,296 --> 01:29:08,831 You didn't answer my question. Do you love my daughter? 1496 01:29:08,964 --> 01:29:10,299 A normal human being couldn't even live 1497 01:29:10,432 --> 01:29:11,934 under the same roof with that girl. 1498 01:29:12,067 --> 01:29:13,502 She's got the original vacuum-packed head. 1499 01:29:13,636 --> 01:29:15,970 I asked you a simple question. Do you love my daughter? 1500 01:29:16,104 --> 01:29:19,374 Yes! But don't hold it against me. I'm nuts too. 1501 01:29:19,507 --> 01:29:20,607 Come on! 1502 01:29:23,577 --> 01:29:24,611 Ellie! 1503 01:29:26,813 --> 01:29:28,681 Ellie, baby! 1504 01:29:28,815 --> 01:29:31,150 - What's wrong? - I just had a long talk with him. 1505 01:29:31,284 --> 01:29:33,852 Oh, fine. I hope you got your money. 1506 01:29:33,985 --> 01:29:35,353 You bet I did! 1507 01:29:35,487 --> 01:29:37,355 - Ellie, listen. - Congratulations. 1508 01:29:37,489 --> 01:29:39,423 Thank you. I wish I could say the same to you. 1509 01:29:39,557 --> 01:29:41,759 I understand you're here to report the wedding. 1510 01:29:41,892 --> 01:29:43,960 You should enjoy that immensely. 1511 01:29:44,093 --> 01:29:46,896 I would if it wasn't for my weak stomach. 1512 01:29:47,030 --> 01:29:48,631 Warne, you come back here. 1513 01:29:48,765 --> 01:29:51,600 - Ellie, you're actin' like a fool. - Oh. 1514 01:29:52,534 --> 01:29:53,535 Ellie! 1515 01:29:55,938 --> 01:29:57,271 Ellie, open this door! 1516 01:29:58,539 --> 01:29:59,607 Ellie! 1517 01:30:02,943 --> 01:30:05,545 Dagnab your Texas hide. 1518 01:30:41,242 --> 01:30:43,244 Hey, Mr. Andrews, the thing's started. 1519 01:30:43,377 --> 01:30:46,279 Ellie! They're playin' the doggoned music. 1520 01:30:46,412 --> 01:30:48,181 She's coming, Mr. Andrews. 1521 01:30:54,853 --> 01:30:57,355 Why didn't you give me a chance to talk to you, honey? 1522 01:30:57,488 --> 01:30:59,957 - I could have straightened everything out. - Shh! 1523 01:31:03,627 --> 01:31:06,463 You're crazy to go through with this, honey. 1524 01:31:06,596 --> 01:31:08,497 That fellow, Warne, is your man. 1525 01:31:12,534 --> 01:31:16,004 I've been trying to tell you he didn't want the reward. 1526 01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:18,373 All he asked for is what he spent on you. 1527 01:31:18,506 --> 01:31:21,041 Thirty-seven dollars and 75 cents. 1528 01:31:24,244 --> 01:31:26,812 He said it was a matter of principle. 1529 01:31:26,946 --> 01:31:28,347 You took him for a ride. 1530 01:31:33,351 --> 01:31:36,488 He loves you, honey. He told me so. 1531 01:31:36,621 --> 01:31:39,290 You don't wanna be married to an oilhead like that Ballarino. 1532 01:31:39,423 --> 01:31:41,892 I can buy him off in a minute. 1533 01:31:42,026 --> 01:31:45,328 Ellie, baby, you can make your old man very happy, 1534 01:31:45,461 --> 01:31:48,231 and you wouldn't be doing so bad for yourself, either. 1535 01:31:52,467 --> 01:31:54,336 How come he ain't staying for the thing? 1536 01:31:54,469 --> 01:31:55,604 Man's crazy to leave this wedding. 1537 01:31:55,737 --> 01:31:57,738 I never saw so much food in my life. 1538 01:32:06,680 --> 01:32:07,913 Dearly beloved, 1539 01:32:08,047 --> 01:32:11,083 we are gathered together here in the sight of God, 1540 01:32:11,216 --> 01:32:12,851 and in the face of this company, 1541 01:32:12,985 --> 01:32:17,422 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1542 01:32:22,192 --> 01:32:23,727 If any man can show good cause 1543 01:32:23,860 --> 01:32:28,631 why these two should not lawfully be joined119017

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