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PREVIOUSLY ON
SWITCHED AT BIRTH...

WE'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU
BACK IN THE GROUP.

YOU MEAN, ME
AND MY ADVANCED NOTES.

THEY'D BE HELPFUL.

I REALLY WANT
TO KISS YOU.

YES.

YOUR DAD AND I THINK
IT'S TIME YOU STARTED PAYING

FOR YOUR INSURANCE
AND YOUR PHONE.

YOU'RE NOT LIVING UNDER
OUR ROOF ANYMORE, AND--

I'M ON A REALLY TIGHT BUDGET.

I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN
WITH WHAT I'M MAKING RIGHT NOW.

I WANT US TO BE
LIKE WE WERE.

LET'S JUST SAY THIS
LONG-DISTANCE THING SUCKS.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
WE'RE AT A PARTY,

WE ARE NOT UNDER HOUSE ARREST.

- TO THE NIGHT!
- TO THE NIGHT!

YEAH.

HONEY?

I CRASHED IN DAPHNE'S ROOM.

YEAH, WELL, YOU STILL
HAVE TO CALL US.

I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.

OH WELL, I GUESS YOU HAD
A LOT TO CELEBRATE.

YOU GOT YOUR ANKLE THING OFF,
AND EMMETT WAS IN TOWN.

I'M GLAD YOU DID
THE RESPONSIBLE THING BY NOT DRIVING.

I JUST HOPE YOU WEREN'T
OVER-CELEBRATING.

TO FREEDOM!

TO FREEDOM!

I WASN'T.

DO YOU WANT SOME TOAST
OR SOME CEREAL?

I'VE GOT A LITTLE
FRITTATA LEFT.

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.

DOESN'T COMMUNITY SERVICE
START SOON?

YOU BETTER GET GOING.
I'M SO GLAD

YOU GOT YOUR LICENSE BACK.

OH, YOUR BROTHER CAME UP
WITH THE FUNNIEST IDEA

FOR A NUMBER;
WIVES VERSUS GIRLFRIENDS

IN A DANCE OFF.

Kathryn:
♪ THE K.C. ROYALS ARE A BEAUTIFUL TEAM ♪

♪ THEY'RE OUT OF MY LEAGUE
BUT HEY ♪

♪ A GIRL CAN DREAM ♪

HEY, MOM.

WHAT?

I REALLY LIKE THE SONG.

Professor Marillo:
Uh-huh.

HAVE YOU CHOSEN YOUR ELEMENT
FOR YOUR FINAL GROUP PROJECT?

YES, FLUORINE.

I WAS THINKING COBALT.

BUT THEN WE TALKED ABOUT
HOW ONE ELEMENT CAN IMPACT A LIFETIME.

LIKE, MY MOTHER, WHO GREW UP
WITHOUT FLUORIDE IN THE WATER,

AND NOW HAS A LIFETIME
OF DENTAL PROBLEMS.

I ALWAYS APPLAUD
MAKING CHEMISTRY PERSONAL.

I MEAN, OUR WHOLE LIVES
ARE SHAPED BY CHEMISTRY.

IT'S ENDLESSLY FASCINATING.

I WAS GONNA PROPOSE LITHIUM,
BECAUSE OF MY MEDICATION.

THAT'S A JOKE.
THAT'S--

THE POINT IS,
THIS IS A COLLABORATION, OKAY?

KEEP TALKING AND GET
YOUR PROPOSAL TO ME BY WEDNESDAY.

SO, FOR THE GROUP PROJECT,
WE ALL GET THE SAME GRADE, RIGHT?

ALL FOR ONE,
ONE FOR ALL.

AND IF SOMEONE WANTED
TO DO THEIR OWN PROJECT, TOO,

TO SUPPLEMENT THEIR GRADE?

SHE'S AFRAID WE'RE GONNA
DRAG HER DOWN.

NO, NO, NO.
IT'S JUST--

IF THERE WERE OTHER ELEMENTS
THAT WE WANTED TO WORK ON?

I'M SORRY, IS THIS SOMETHING
YOU COULD DISCUSS DURING YOUR OWN TIME

AND NOT OUR GROUP REVIEW?

- IT'S JUST A QUESTION.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

LET'S END HERE.

WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
FOR THE GROUP?

NO, NO, THANKS.
I'VE GOT ALL THE INFORMATION I NEED.

I'M SO SORRY.

I, UH, MY SEMINAR RAN LATE,
AND THE BUS--

IT'S OKAY.
I THINK I GOT IT.

WE'RE DONE, SO...

DAPHNE AND VIMLA, UM...

I'M HAVING A SMALL GATHERING

AT MY HOME TONIGHT.

ATTENDANCE IS OPTIONAL,
OF COURSE.

WE START AT 7:00.

AND MY HUSBAND HAS THIS THING
ABOUT SHOES IN THE HOUSE.

- MR. PADDEN.
- PROFESSOR.

I'M GUESSING YOU KNOW THIS,
BUT ATTENDANCE IS NOT OPTIONAL.

THANKS A LOT.

WHY DOES SHE ACT
LIKE IT'S MY FAULT?

- HEY!
- OH! COULD YOU NOT TORTURE ME TODAY?

I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD.

JEEZ, OKAY.

HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE
ANYWAY?

ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED
TO DRINK WITH THAT--

OH, GOVERNMENT BALL AND CHAIN
IS GONE.

CONGRATS.

THANKS.

MY BOYFRIEND CAME INTO TOWN
TO SURPRISE ME.

LUCKY, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT
A REALLY GOOD GUY.

YEAH, I AM LUCKY.

YOU GUYS HAVE A FIGHT
OR SOMETHING?

- THAT HIM?
- UH, NO.

IT'S, UH...

IT'S A DIFFERENT GUY.

OH, IT'S LIKE THAT.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO.

NOT LIKE THAT.

AT LEAST I DON'T
WANT IT TO BE.

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND.
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED.

SEVEN SHOTS
IS USUALLY HOW.

I DIDN'T EVEN
DRINK THAT MUCH.

RIGHT.

I DON'T REMEMBER IT
BEING THAT MUCH.

I'VE BEEN THERE.

NOT PROUD OF IT,
BUT IT HAPPENS.

BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WHAT HAPPENED.

I REMEMBER...

UP TO A POINT,
BUT THEN NOTHING.

MAN.

YOU THINK YOU
AND THIS GUY...

I DON'T KNOW.

I WOKE UP NEXT TO HIM,

AND MY CLOTHES WERE OFF,
BUT THAT COULD MEAN ANYTHING.

RIGHT? I MEAN--
LIKE, IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN...

FOR SURE...

FIRST OF ALL, YOU BETTER HOPE
HE USED A CONDOM

BECAUSE THAT'S BASICALLY HOW
I GOT KNOCKED UP WITH SAM.

OH GOD.

SECOND OF ALL,

A GIRL WAKES UP WASTED
WITH HER UNDERWEAR OFF?

IN MY EXPERIENCE,
NOT A WHOLE LOT OF MYSTERY

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

KENNISH, RITTER, THIS WAY.

BUT, HEY...

WHAT DO I KNOW?

THAT LOOKS COOL.

- HI.
- HEY.

I WAS CHECKING OUT
THE COMPETITION OVER AT LUPE'S BAKERY.

I HOPE YOU LIKE MURALS.

I LIKE THIS ONE.

I FIGURED WE COULD
COVER UP SOME WATER DAMAGE

AND BUILD COMMUNITY SPIRIT
AT THE SAME TIME.

DIG THE EFFICIENCY.

OH...

ALSO...

I WANTED TO SAY...

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US...

YEP.

...WAS IMPULSIVE AND
TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME

AND WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

REALLY?

YES.

AM I ALLOWED TO SAY
THAT I'M DISAPPOINTED?

YOU'RE BLUSHING.

I JUST NEEDED
TO GET IT OVER WITH.

YOU FLATTERER.

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT
TO SOUND LIKE THAT. IT'S JUST...

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME
SINCE ANGELO.

OH, I GET IT.

YOU WANTED TO LOSE
YOUR WIDOW VIRGINITY.

WELL, I ONLY FEEL
SLIGHTLY USED.

OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

I'M KIDDING.

RELAX.

I JUST WOULD HATE
TO THINK THAT I RUINED OUR WORKING RELATIONSHIP.

HEY...

WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.

YES.

HI!

DO I HAVE TIME TO CHANGE
OUT OF MY WORK CLOTHES?

IT'S JUST GRILL NIGHT.
YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE NOT
ACTUALLY LOOKING AT ME?

SORRY.

YOU LOOK GORGEOUS,

AND KIND OF REPUBLICAN,

WHICH IS TOTALLY GONNA BE
A PLUS WITH MY DAD.

THANK YOU.
I THINK.

HOLD ON A SECOND,
I JUST GOTTA PLACE A BID ON THIS COROLLA.

OH, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE BMW?

$350 A MONTH
FOR CAR INSURANCE.

OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S
A FEAT OF GERMAN ENGINEERING,

AND SELLING IT
IS GONNA BE LIKE

CUTTING OUT MY OWN HEART
ON A MAYAN ALTAR.

THAT'S A REALLY
OVERDONE METAPHOR,

AND I THINK
YOU MEAN AZTECS.

I LOVE DATING
A SCHOOL TEACHER.

WELL, I'M NOT
A SCHOOL TEACHER ANYMORE, I'M AN ADMINISTRATOR.

DO YOU REALLY NEED
TO SELL YOUR CAR?

WELL, IF I WANT TO COVER
ALL MY EXPENSES PLUS RENT.

IT'S JUST UNTIL
THE FALL PARTIES KICK IN,

AND SUPPOSEDLY I'M GETTING PAID
AT SOME POINT FOR THIS MUSICAL THAT I'M WRITING WITH MY MOM...

WHICH I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M DOING.

WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME HELP YOU.

WRITE THE MUSICAL?

NO, SILLY.
COVER YOUR EXPENSES.

UH, NO.

WHY NOT?

I'M NOT HAVING
MY GIRLFRIEND PAY MY RENT.

THAT'S WORSE THAN
MY PARENTS PAYING IT.

WELL, YOU'D DO IT
FOR ME, WOULDN'T YOU?

OF COURSE, BUT...

OH, WOMEN CAN NEED HELP,
BUT MEN CAN'T, IS THAT IT?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO ACCEPT JUST TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT SEXIST.

SERIOUSLY, NO.

I'VE GOT A JOB.
YOU'RE GONNA PAY ME BACK.

IT'S NO PROBLEM.
LOOK, HOW MUCH IS YOUR RENT?

THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.

TWO WORDS.

HEATED SEATS.

THREE.

PREMIUM SOUND SYSTEM.

TOBY, I'M HAPPY TO DO THIS.

IT'S $500, RIGHT?

$600 WITH UTILITIES.

HEY.

SO, THIS IS WEIRD.

YEAH.

UH, LISTEN,
I JUST WANT TO SAY

I KNOW YOU PROBABLY THINK
LAST NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE.

YEAH, I KIND OF
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

WELL, I ALWAYS WANTED
IT TO HAPPEN,

BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT--

SO...

WE DID?

WELL, YEAH.

OH GOD...

OH GOD, OH GOD,
OH GOD, OH GOD.

WHOA, HOLD ON.

DID WE USE ANYTHING?

YES, OF COURSE.
JEEZ.

THIS CANNOT HAVE HAPPENED.

OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT
LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME

IS, LIKE, THE GROSSEST THING
ON THE PLANET.

LOOK...

I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE
WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S NOT WHAT--

IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT EMMETT.

WE WERE SAFE.

NO ONE EVER HAS TO KNOW.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

I HAVE TO GO.

SHOULD I BAKE SOMETHING?

IS THAT TOO GIRLY?

I DON'T WANT
TO TRY TOO HARD.

WHAT IF NO ONE ELSE
BRINGS ANYTHING?

MAYBE I'LL BRING WINE.
IS THAT WEIRD?

RELAX.

MARILLO INVITED YOU
TO HER HOUSE.

THAT'S OBVIOUSLY
A PRIVILEGE OF SOME KIND.

BUT WHY?
I GOT A D ON MY FIRST EXAM.

A D!

WHAT IF THIS IS
THE OFFICIAL MEETING BEFORE SHE KICKS PEOPLE OUT?

WELL, SHE ASKED VIMLA.

NO, NOT LIKE SHE--

IT'S FINE.
I KNOW SHE'S DOING WAY BETTER THAN ME.

DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE DIDN'T
EVEN MAKE HONORS SOCIETY IN HIGH SCHOOL?

OH, YOU DID NOT
LOOK THAT UP.

JUST FOCUS ON MARILLO,
OKAY?

THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY
TO MAKE A CONNECTION.

BUT YOU'RE COMING,
RIGHT?

UM...

ISN'T THIS MORE
OF LIKE A SOCIAL THING?

I DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S THE POINT.

YEAH, I DON'T THINK
YOU WANT ME WITH YOU

IN MARILLO'S HOUSE.

WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN YOU TWO?

TRUST ME, DUMBO.

YOU DON'T NEED
THE FEATHER TO FLY.

YOU'LL BE FINE.

HEY, IT'S EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE FELON.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

OH, GRILL NIGHT.

I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GO TALK TO MOM.

LILY IS OUT BACK DOING
THE SERIOUS CHARM OFFENSIVE ON HER AND DAD.

SOON WE WILL EAT
THE SACRIFICIAL COW.

OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DID
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH IMBIBING

OF THE LIQUID OF THE GODS
LAST NIGHT.

DID TANK SAY SOMETHING?

NO, JUST A GUESS.
WHY? DID YOU SEE TANK LAST NIGHT?

I'M JUST GONNA GO TALK TO REGINA.

COULD YOU
JUST TELL THEM?

YEAH.
EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH.

SEE YOU LATER.

SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF THIS LOVELY INTERACTION WITH A BOARD MEMBER,

WHO'S SO ENTHUSIASTIC
ABOUT THE PROGRAM,

AND I'M THINKING,
"THIS IS BRILLIANT.

"WE'RE GONNA GET
SO MUCH SUPPORT."

THEN SHE STARTS TALKING
ABOUT HER BROTHER, WHO IS A FUNERAL DIRECTOR,

AND HOW SHE'S ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WAS A NOBLE PROFESSION,

AND I REALIZED

SHE THINKS
I'VE SAID "DEATH PROGRAM."

WELL, IN CASE YOU EVER
WANT TO DIVERSIFY.

YOU KNOW, EVEN WITHOUT
THE SUPPORT,

IT'S AMAZING
HOW MUCH YOU'VE DONE.

OH, I FEEL REALLY LUCKY.

I MEAN, MOST PEOPLE I WENT
TO GRAD SCHOOL WITH ARE STILL ON THEIR FIRST TEACHING JOB.

WELL,

YOU HEAR THAT, TOB?

HIGHER EDUCATION LEADING
TO PROFESSIONAL OPPORTUNITY.

LOUD AND CLEAR, DAD.

YOU KNOW, TOBY WAS ACCEPTED
TO WASH U.

YEP, THEY JUST DIDN'T OFFER
A DEGREE IN DJ'ING.

I AM SO READY FOR STEAK.
WHO'S WITH ME?

I THINK TOBY IS A PERSON
OF TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL.

I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

POTENTIAL TO ROCK YOUR PARTY.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

I GOTTA CHECK
ON THAT TURNTABLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ONE THING I'LL NEVER GET.

HOW MUCH EQUIPMENT
DOES ONE DJ ACTUALLY NEED?

YEAH, I HAVE TO WONDER
THE SAME.

WHAT TURNTABLE?

IT'S A JAPANESE THING.

THAT SOMETHING
YOU REALLY NEED?

IT'S A BUSINESS INVESTMENT.

THIS IS HOW I MAKE MONEY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE NEED TO GET SOME SALAD.

SALAD'S HERE.

YOU KNOW,
WE NEED MORE SALAD.

OKAY.

HI.
IT'S APPLE CIDER.

OH, HOW AUTUMNAL.

THANK YOU.

SHOES, PLEASE.

OH, WHERE DID YOU GET
A PERIODIC TABLE WELCOME MAT?

I SEEM TO BE A TARGET
FOR NERD GIFTS.

IT'S THE PERILS
OF A LIFE IN SCIENCE, I SUPPOSE.

COME IN.

HAVE WE FIGURED OUT
WHY WE'RE HERE YET?

NOPE.

WELL, SINCE WE'VE ALL GATHERED,
LET'S GET STARTED.

THANK YOU FOR TREKKING
TO CASA MARILLO.

EVERY YEAR, I LIKE TO PICK
A HANDFUL OF STUDENTS

AND HAVE THEM OVER FOR MY
PERSONAL FAVORITE DESSERT,

ICE CREAM.

NOW, ANY COMP LIT MAJOR
CAN EAT ICE CREAM.

SINCE YOU'RE SCIENTISTS,

I THOUGHT YOU COULD
MAKE SOME.

THERE ARE FIVE OF YOU.
THERE ARE MORE THAN FIVE WAYS OF MAKING ICE CREAM,

AND YOU'VE GOT
EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

SO, I'LL COME BACK
IN HALF AN HOUR

AND SEE WHAT
YOU'VE COME UP WITH.

AND YES...

YOU COULD LOOK UP
HOW TO DO THIS ON YOUR PHONES,

BUT DID SIR ISAAC NEWTON LOOK UP
GRAVITY ON HIS SMART PHONE?

CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

NO.
NO QUESTIONS.

JUST MAKE SURE
THAT YOU FOLLOW THE SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS

WITH THE LIQUID NITROGEN--

GOGGLES AND GLOVES
AT ALL TIMES.

GREAT.

WELL, SEE YOU
AT 7:30.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
PRETTY HANDY WITH A GRILL.

GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO REALIZE
ALL THIS UNTAPPED POTENTIAL.

WAS THAT SUCH
A BAD THING TO SAY? YOU DO HAVE POTENTIAL.

WHICH WE ALL KNOW IS CODE
FOR "NOTHING GOING ON."

SO, IF MY JOB DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE YOURS,

THEN IT'S NOT LEGITIMATE?

I'M NOT SAYING YOUR WORK
ISN'T LEGITIMATE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ACTUAL MUSIC.

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT USES
MORE OF YOUR TALENT.

SO YOU DO JUDGE MY WORK.

TOBY, YOU CAN BARELY
PAY YOUR RENT.

YOU WORK FOUR HOURS A WEEK
MAKING PEOPLE DANCE AT A PARTY.

I PREPARE ALL WEEK
FOR THOSE FOUR HOURS.

I JUST DON'T THINK IT SOUNDS
LIKE A CAREER WITH A FUTURE.

SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY
I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THAT CHECK FROM YOU.

THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT CHECK.

THIS HAS EVERYTHING
TO DO WITH IT.

WELL, I'M NOT PLEASED

THAT I GAVE YOU
MONEY FOR RENT

AND YOU'RE OFF
TRYING TO BUY A TURNTABLE.

I DO HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

I TOLD YOU,
IT'S AN INVESTMENT.

AND BY THE WAY,
I'M 20 YEARS OLD--

I DON'T NEED TO THINK
ABOUT MY FUTURE.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I WAS ALREADY STUDENT TEACHING.

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.

SO, HOW ARE THE STEAKS
COMING ALONG?

SMELLS GREAT, YOU TWO.

LOOKING GOOD.

POTENTIAL FOR AMAZING
I'D SAY.

HEY.

HI.

I'M SORRY TO JUST DROP IN.
I SHOULD HAVE CALLED.

OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S GREAT.

THIS PLACE IS REALLY COOL.

IT WILL BE.

WHOA, LOOK AT THAT.

I'M JUST FIGURING IT OUT.

NO, IT'S AMAZING.

DO YOU THINK
I COULD HELP?

YES!
I SHOULD HAVE INVITED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, COME!

OKAY, SO JUST CONTINUE
THE PATTERN.

ORANGE, YELLOW, ORANGE.
LIKE THAT.

OKAY, THANKS.

SO, HOW'S COMMUNITY SERVICE?

ANY MORE TROUBLE
WITH THAT GIRL?

TESS?

NO.
WE SORT OF...

- WORKED THINGS OUT.
- GOOD.

ACTUALLY...

TESS DOES HAVE...

WELL, SHE DID TALK TO ME
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED,

AND SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE
A MOM OR A MOTHER FIGURE IN HER LIFE.

SO, I WAS WONDERING
WHAT YOU MIGHT SAY ABOUT HER DILEMMA.

- SHOOT.
- OKAY.

UM, WELL..

TESS HAS A BOYFRIEND.

A PRETTY SERIOUS ONE.
I THINK SHE LOVES HIM A LOT.

BUT I GUESS LAST NIGHT
SHE GOT...

REALLY DRUNK,

LIKE, SMASHED.

AND WHEN SHE
WOKE UP THIS MORNING,

SHE FOUND OUT THAT
SHE HAD HAD SEX

WITH SOMEONE ELSE,
BUT SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER IT.

NOTHING.
BLACKOUT.

DOES THAT COUNT AS CHEATING?

I MEAN...

DOES SHE HAVE TO TELL
HER BOYFRIEND?

WELL, THAT'S AWFUL.

THAT SHE CHEATED.

THAT SHE WAS RAPED.

WHAT?

WELL, IF SHE WAS SO DRUNK
THAT SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER IT THE NEXT DAY,

THEN SHE DIDN'T GIVE CONSENT.

RIGHT.

WELL, IN MY OPINION,

IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S OPINION.

BUT SHE WASN'T PASSED OUT.

AND WHAT IF SHE DID
GIVE CONSENT,

BUT SHE JUST DOESN'T
REMEMBER IT?

IF SHE SAID YES,

BUT SHE SAID IT
WHEN SHE WAS THAT WASTED,

THE GUY SHOULD NOT HAVE
HAD SEX WITH HER, PERIOD.

I DON'T KNOW
THAT I AGREE WITH YOU...

BUT THANK YOU.

I'LL TELL HER.

GREAT JOB ONCE AGAIN,
GRILL MASTER. - YEP.

SO, TOB, UM...

YOUR MOM AND I WERE TALKING,
AND WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING

TO SEE YOU THROUGH
THE END OF THE MONTH.

YOU GUYS
JUST CUT ME OFF.

YES.

BUT...

THINK OF IT AS
AN ADVANCE ON THE MUSICAL.

WE BARELY STARTED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

WE JUST DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU
IN AN AWKWARD POSITION WITH LILY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK I'VE HAD ALL THE HUMILIATION I CAN TAKE

FOR ONE DAY.
SO IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GONNA PACK IT IN.

OKAY.

WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TAKE SOME DESSERT HOME?

NO.

I'LL TAKE A LITTLE COBBLER.

HE IS GONNA BLOW IT
WITH THAT GIRL.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT MOVING.
DO YOU WANT ME TO STIR?

I'M OKAY.

I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
YOU ADD IT IN SMALL AMOUNTS.

GUYS, STOP IT.

THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR HOUSE.

COULD YOU BACK OFF?

I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP.

NOW THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
ENOUGH FOR THE REST OF US.

DON'T TOUCH IT!

JUST GIVE ME SOME ROOM,
PLEASE.

FINE.

NO, I'M OKAY.

SO, PRETTY CRAZY PARTY, RIGHT?

THAT'S FUNNY.

UM, SO...

HOW DID I...

END UP IN A ROOM?

- ♪ PARTYING LIKE SO LOUD ♪

♪ GETTING DOWN
LIKE ALL NIGHT ♪

♪ LET'S GO ♪

♪ TONIGHT WE STEP IT UP ♪

OH, ARE YOU OKAY?

COME ON.

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

THE ROOM'S SPINNING.

WHOA, WHOA!

WHO WAS I WITH?

YEAH.

TOTALLY.

I JUST WANTED TO FILL IN
SOME OF THE BLANKS.

THANKS.

FINE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE TURNTABLE.

IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING.

MY MOM OFFERED TO GIVE ME
AN ADVANCE ON THE MUSICAL,

SO, I'M GONNA PAY YOU BACK,
AND WE'LL ACT LIKE NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.

SURE.

THAT SOUNDED CONVINCING.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
WHO I AM.

THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE
WAITING AROUND FOR ME TO...

BECOME SOME STRAITLACED
GUY IN A SUIT,

'CAUSE THAT'S NEVER
GONNA HAPPEN.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE
SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT.

SO, WHAT?

MAYBE WE'RE JUST TWO
VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO GIVE ME THE MONEY,

YOU GAVE ME THE MONEY, AND NOW
YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?

CAN WE JUST TALK
ABOUT THIS TOMORROW?

OKAY.

THAT'S TOO FROZEN.
WE CAN'T EAT IT.

MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T
HANGING OVER ME.

MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T
HOG ALL THE MATERIALS.

THIS IS NOT THE TIME
TO FIX YOUR GRADE, ALL RIGHT?

EXCUSE ME?

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU GOT
A D ON THE MIDTERM.

WHY ARE YOU
STILL IN THIS CLASS?

OH, WAIT.

WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

NEVER MIND.

NO.
WHAT?

IT'S JUST OBVIOUS THINGS
ARE A LITTLE EASIER FOR YOU.

EASIER FOR ME?

YOU THINK I HAVE IT EASY?

I THINK YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS IT HARD,

BUT YOU DON'T SEE US
GETTING SPECIAL BREAKS AND SECOND CHANCES.

YOU THINK THAT GETTING
ADVANCED NOTES BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR THE LECTURE

IS SOME KIND
OF SPECIAL BREAK?

OKAY!

I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT.

TIME'S UP.

I DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.

I DON'T REMEMBER...

YOU KNOW.

DAMN.

I MEAN, WE WERE
BOTH PRETTY DRUNK.

I KNOW I WAS NOT LOVING
LIFE THIS MORNING MYSELF.

AND IF I DON'T REMEMBER...

HOW DO I KNOW
THAT I WANTED IT TO HAPPEN?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

WELL, SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT

IF YOU'RE TOO DRUNK
TO REMEMBER,

THEN THAT'S NOT--

IT'S NOT--

IT'S JUST NOT OKAY.

UH...

ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF--

I'M JUST SAYING,
IF I WAS THAT DRUNK,

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE--

WHAT?
LIKE, TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF YOU?

WE WERE HAVING
A GREAT TIME.

I WAS ON THE VERGE
OF THROWING UP!

I WAS PRACTICALLY
PASSED OUT.

YOU WERE NOT
PASSED OUT.

- WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
- WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN INTO IT.

WHY?
BECAUSE YOU REGRET IT TODAY?

- HEY!
- PEOPLE HAVE DRUNK SEX ALL THE TIME.

IT DOESN'T MEAN
SOMEONE GOT ATTACKED.

I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT US.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH US.

YOU TOLD ME YOU STILL
HAD FEELINGS FOR ME.

YOU TOLD ME YOU AND EMMETT
WERE GONNA BREAK UP.

- I DID NOT.
- YOU KISSED ME.

WHAT?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT EITHER?

OH, HE'S BACK.

AND I COME
BEARING HYDRATION.

WAIT, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.
COME HERE.

WHOA.

COOL.

YOU'RE SO AWESOME.
YOU KNOW THAT?

OH, WHY, THANK YOU.

I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY AWESOME, TOO.

I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU
MORE OF A CHANCE.

YEAH, WELL,
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME AND EMMETT.

REALLY?

HE'S SO FAR,
AND I'M SO FAR.

WE'RE BOTH SO FAR.

I NEVER GOT OVER YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT?

OH, TANK.

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

THANKS.

OH, WOW.

I'M REALLY DRUNK.

ME, TOO.

I SAID WE WERE
HAVING PROBLEMS.

I DID NOT SAY I WANTED
TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU.

YOU WERE TOUCHING ME.

I WAS FALLING ASLEEP.

I WASN'T UNDRESSING YOU,

AND I DEFINITELY
DIDN'T KISS YOU.

YOU KISSED ME,

AND I STOPPED YOU.

THAT IS TOTALLY UNTRUE.

HE'S BACK.

I COME BEARING HYDRATION.

OH, WAIT.

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.
COME HERE.

HMM?

WHOA.

OH.

WOW.

IT'S COOL.

- HEY.
- HMM?

THANKS FOR BEING
MY FRIEND TONIGHT.

HOW COME IT DIDN'T
WORK OUT WITH US AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME AND EMMETT.

REALLY?

HE'S SO FAR,

AND I'M SO FAR.
WE'RE BOTH JUST SO FAR.

HUH.

I NEVER GOT OVER YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT?

TANK...

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

THANKS.

I'M REALLY DRUNK.

ME, TOO.

YOU DID NOT PUSH ME AWAY.
YOU WERE INTO IT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE I DIDN'T
BLACK OUT.

AND I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO JUST
BELIEVE THAT IT HAPPENED THE WAY YOU SAID IT DID?

BAY...

IF YOU HAD SAID, "NO"
AT ANY POINT, I WOULD HAVE STOPPED.

DID I SAY, "YES"?

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
STOP AT EVERY SINGLE POINT AND ASK,

"DO YOU WANT THIS?
DO YOU WANT THAT?"

NO, NO ONE DOES THAT.

ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER.
YOU'RE BEING CRAZY.

DO NOT CALL ME CRAZY.

YOU SEEMED INTO IT.

BUT IF I DON'T
REMEMBER IT,

HOW CAN THAT BE OKAY?

YOU WOKE UP TODAY
ALL FREAKED OUT

BECAUSE YOU CHEATED
ON YOUR BOYFRIEND,

BUT DO NOT TURN AROUND
AND TRY TO MAKE WHAT HAPPENED SOMETHING THAT IT WASN'T.

WE HAD SEX, BAY.

IT WAS NOT ASSAULT.

WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?

THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT.

AND LIKE ALL EXPERIMENTS,

IT BEGAN WITH
A HYPOTHESIS.

WHAT WAS THE HYPOTHESIS?
AND DON'T ANYONE SAY A WORD ABOUT ICE CREAM.

THE HYPOTHESIS

WAS THAT A ROOM FULL
OF YOUNG SCIENTISTS

COULD COME TOGETHER
TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

I NEVER TOLD YOU

THAT YOU HAD TO WORK ALONE,

BUT THAT'S WHAT EACH OF YOU
CHOSE TO DO.

YOU SAW EVERYONE ELSE
IN THIS ROOM AS A THREAT.

YOU SQUABBLED,
YOU REFUSED TO SHARE INNOVATION,

YOU TURNED
ON EACH OTHER.

YOU FAILED.

YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT,
BECAUSE...

YOU'RE MEMBERS OF A...

PATHETICALLY SMALL
GROUP IN THIS COUNTRY.

YOU ARE S.T.E.M. WOMEN.

WHAT DO I MEAN BY S.T.E.M.?

SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY,
ENGINEERING, AND...

MATHEMATICS.

THANK YOU.

NOW, IF YOU WANT S.T.E.M.

TO CONTINUE TO BE
DOMINATED BY MEN,

AS IT HAS SINCE PYTHAGORAS,

THEN BY ALL MEANS,
YOU CONTINUE TO DO WHAT YOU DID TONIGHT.

BUT...

IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE
MORE THAN FIVE GIRLS IN THIS ROOM NEXT YEAR,

THEN YOU CHANGE
THE CONDITIONS.

BE EACH OTHER'S ALLIES.

FORTUNATELY,

I BOUGHT SOME
BACKUP ICE CREAM.

COME INTO THE KITCHEN.
WE'LL PARTAKE.

I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU QUIT.

BECAUSE HERE'S
THE THING, PAL,

PRACTICING SOMETHING EVERY DAY,
WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT,

IS HOW YOU GET GOOD
AT ANYTHING.

YOU GOTTA HIT THE SLOPES
EVERY DAY.

AND THOSE DAYS THAT
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY?

THOSE ARE THE DAYS
THAT COUNT THE MOST.

NOW GO!

ROCK THAT LESSON.

I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

SORRY.

KID HOUNDED ME
TO START TRUMPET LESSONS.

AND THEN IT GOT HARD.

YEAH.

I REALLY LIKE
WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY.

YOU'RE A GOOD DAD.

- PEBBLES DOWN THE ABYSS.
- OH.

SO, WHAT'S THIS?

I COLLECTED A BUNCH
OF VINTAGE POST CARDS,

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD
SHELLAC THEM INTO THE TABLES.

THAT'S COOL.

SOME OF THEM
ARE PRETTY AMAZING.

LIKE THIS ONE.

MIAMI, 1956.

♪ WE GOT OURSELVES A PROBLEM ♪

"THINKING OF YOU EVERY DAY.

LONGING FOR YOU
EVERY NIGHT."

♪ BETTER THAN I SOLVE 'EM ♪

NELSON HAD IT BAD.

♪ I BELIEVED
I FOUND A WAY AROUND THIS ♪

AND YOU THINK THIS...

SHELLAC WILL HOLD?

WE COULD USE MARINE VARNISH.

THAT'LL STAND UP
TO ANYTHING.

♪ THERE'S TOO MUCH SMOKE
TO SEE IT ♪

♪ THERE'S TOO MUCH BROKE
TO FEEL THIS ♪

♪ WELL, I LOVE YOU,
I LOVE YOU ♪

♪ AND ALL OF YOUR PIECES ♪

HMM.
OKAY.

I'M-- I'M SORRY.

DON'T BE SORRY.

I KNOW I'M GIVING
MIXED SIGNALS.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.

I AM.

BECAUSE, WELL,
IF YOU REGRET IT LATER...

I AM NOT GOING
TO REGRET IT.

♪ THERE'S TOO MUCH SMOKE
TO SEE IT ♪

WE GOT ABOUT AN HOUR
BEFORE HE'S BACK FROM TRUMPET.

WANNA GO UPSTAIRS?

OH, I MERIT
GOING UPSTAIRS NOW?

I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE
MOMENTUM LAST TIME.

BUT YOU'RE FEELING
A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENT?

MM, YOU WANT TO GO
UPSTAIRS OR NOT?

I DO.

- IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.
- THEN WHY IS SHE SAYING IT?

SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND,
AND SHE WANTS TO REWRITE HISTORY SO SHE DOESN'T FEEL BAD.

BAY WOULDN'T DO THAT.

OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING HAPPENED
THAT SHE'S NOT COOL WITH.

WHAT?
DO YOU THINK I FORCED MYSELF ON HER?

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT
MY SISTER JUST RAN OUT OF HERE LOOKING REALLY UPSET.

WELL, TALK TO THE 20
OTHER PEOPLE AT THAT PARTY WHO SAW HER FLIRTING WITH ME.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THEM.
I'M TALKING TO YOU.

AND I'M TELLING YOU
WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US LAST NIGHT WAS CONSENSUAL.

- YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
- I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

TOBY...

IT'S ME.

SHE'S MY SISTER.

I SEE WHOSE SIDE
YOU'RE GONNA BE ON.

LOOK, THERE'S NO SIDES.

I WASN'T THERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S DOING THIS.

I CANNOT BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.

IT'S LIKE I'M IN
A NIGHTMARE!

SO, I GUESS IF WE MANAGED
TO FIGHT OUR WAY INTO SCIENCE,

WE, TOO, COULD SOMEDAY
HAVE A WELCOME MAT OF THE PERIODIC TABLE.

I WAS JUST RELIEVED
THERE WASN'T ANYTHING STAR TREK.

R2-D2 SOAP DISPENSER
IN THE BATHROOM.

SERIOUSLY?

SHE'S PRETTY COOL, THOUGH.

YEAH, AT FIRST I THOUGHT
SHE WAS JUST A HARD-ASS FOR THE FUN OF IT.

MY MOM WANTED
TO BE A PHYSICIST,

BUT HER DAD
SHUT IT DOWN.

PROBABLY WHY
SHE PUSHED ME SO HARD.

- WOW.
- YEAH.

TOTAL TIGER MOM.

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

MY MOM PUSHED ME, TOO.

THE DEAF THING?
NEVER LET IT HOLD YOU BACK.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID
WHAT I SAID BACK THERE.

THAT WAS REALLY CRAPPY.

I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE
I GET A LOT OF EXTRA HELP,

- BUT--
- CAN WE JUST PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED?

- SURE.
- THANK YOU.

SO, IS IT OKAY
IF I WORK WITH JOSH TOMORROW NIGHT?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK
MY PERMISSION.

I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU TWO HAD PLANS.

I JUST NEED HIM
THREE NIGHTS A WEEK, IF THAT'S OKAY.

I'M SURE WE CAN WORK OUT
A CUSTODY ARRANGEMENT.

WELL, I'D BETTER GO.

- SEE YOU IN CLASS?
- I'LL BE THERE.

THANKS FOR COMING DOWN.

I THOUGHT WE AGREED
TO TALK TOMORROW.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

TONIGHT WAS DUMB.

WE'RE TOTALLY RIGHT
FOR EACH OTHER.

I DON'T WANT US TO BREAK UP.

I WAS THINKING
THE SAME THING.

GOOD.

SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO BAY, AND, UM...

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO. CAN WE TALK?

OF COURSE.
WHAT IS IT?

HEY!

HEY.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH, TOTALLY.

BAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

I WAS DRUNK.

SO WHAT?

REALLY DRUNK.
WE BOTH WERE.

OKAY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT
HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.

BUT NEITHER OF US
WERE THINKING STRAIGHT.

DAPHNE, WHAT IF...

I SAID, "YES,"
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER IT?

COULD YOU HAVE?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY.

ALL I KNOW...

IS THAT WHEN I WOKE UP,
I FELT...

LIKE SOMETHING
WAS WRONG.

BUT IS THAT CRAZY,

GOING ON INTUITION?

NO.

YOU HAVE TO TRUST
YOURSELF.

I GUESS.

YEAH.

SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?

JUST TELL ME WHAT
YOU WANT TO DO, AND WE'LL DO IT.

I DON'T WANT
TO DO ANYTHING.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

I JUST WANT
TO FORGET ABOUT IT.

ARE YOU SURE?

THEN THAT'S
WHAT WE'LL DO.

OKAY, THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO.

IT'S OVER.