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"SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...

ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN

WITH THE LONG-AWAITED UNVEILING
OF TANK'S LATEST CREATION.

WELCOME BACK TO THE CLASS.

BAY, I AM YOUR COACH.

I DON'T EVEN WANNA BE HERE!

YOU TRICKED ME INTO PLAYING,
AND NOW YOU'RE YELLING AT ME.

- SO I'M DONE.
- I HAVE TALKED TO NIKKI

AND TOBY EXTENSIVELY,
AND THEY HAVE BEEN

VERY CLEAR
ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT.

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
MY OWN DAUGHTER?

SERIOUSLY, NIK AND I COULD PUT
OUR WHOLE HOUSE IN THIS ROOM.

I'M THINKING ABOUT
GETTING MY OWN PLACE.

WELL, I'M EXCITED FOR YOU.

SO TOBY AND I
WERE TALKING ABOUT
FIELD HOCKEY THIS MORNING,

AND LET'S FACE IT,
YOU AND I ARE GONNA
BE CARRYING THIS TEAM.

WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY

ABOUT GOING TO NASHVILLE,
JUST THE TWO OF US?

THAT'S WHEN RENZO AND I ARE
GONNA GO TO NEW YORK

- TO PITCH MY NEW BOOK IDEA.
- I GET IT.

YOU WANNA FLY SOLO.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I CAN FLY SOLO TOO.

SO, TO SCOUR A PAN,
YOU NEED TO...

LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

TOBY.

YOU SOAK IT FIRST
AND THEN YOU SCRUB IT.

GREAT.
OTHERWISE,

IT'LL RUIN YOUR PANS.

IF HE EVER USES THEM.

OKAY. WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR?

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
THIS IS YOUR LAST DINNER HERE.

MOM, COME ON,
WE'RE STILL GONNA BE
ABLE TO EAT TOGETHER

AFTER I MOVE OUT.

WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT A WEEK?

UNTIL WE'RE BOTH
IN TOWN TO HELP YOU.

I PAID FIRST
AND LAST MONTH'S RENT.

SO I'M ALREADY
PAYING FOR IT.

HE WANTS TO START
HIS NEW LIFE.

OH. THAT WOULD BE
SENATOR RUE.

GOTTA TAKE THAT.
HEY, JACK.

- YEP.
- ARE YOU SURE I SHOULDN'T TRY
TO MOVE MY TRIP TO NEW YORK?

DON'T YOU HAVE THE MEETING
WITH RENZO'S PUBLISHER FRIEND?

I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANNA
FLAKE OUT ON HER.

YEAH, BUT I--

YOU'VE BEEN SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I AM EXCITED.

I THINK I FINALLY HAVE
AN IDEA WITH A HOOK.

I CAN REALLY SEE
MYSELF SELLING THAT BOOK.

AND I COULD SEE IT
ON THE SHELVES, AND I--

I CAN SEE I'M-- I'M GETTING
AHEAD OF MYSELF, AREN'T I?

NO! THAT'S CALLED OPTIMISM.

NOW GO OVER THERE,
SELL YOUR SECOND BOOK,
THEN COME BACK AND...

OBSESSIVELY HANG SOME
CURTAINS IN MY NEW PLACE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA SKIP THIS
WHOLE NASHVILLE THING

AND HELP YOU MOVE,
YOUNG MAN.

- REALLY?
- YES!

- THAT'S AWESOME.
- YEAH. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW--

IT'S GONNA BE
A DOG AND PONY SHOW.

I'M NOT GONNA MISS ANYTHING.

WELL, GREAT.
THEN, UH,

I'M GONNA GO CALL TRAVIS
AND TELL HIM THAT
HE'S OFF THE HOOK.

AND BY CALL,
I MEAN TEXT.

BECAUSE HE'S DEAF.

ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY FOR
YOU TO MISS THIS TRIP, HONEY?

YEAH YEAH.
THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT
OF SENATORS THERE ALREADY.

I'LL JUST BE ANOTHER GUY
IN A NAVY SUIT

HIS WIFE PICKED OUT
FOR HIM.

YOU GO TO NEW YORK.

HAVE FUN.

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T ASKED
ME YET WHAT MY BOOK IDEA IS.

WHAT IS YOUR NEW BOOK IDEA?

WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST ASKING
BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO.

KATHRYN, DO YOU WANNA
TELL ME THE IDEA OR NOT?

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

I HAVE TO PACK.

OH, YOU DID NOT NEED TO
BRING THESE ALL THE WAY UP HERE.

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM BACK
FROM YOU ON WEDNESDAY.

OH, NO, AN ARTIST
NEEDS HER TOOLS.

WOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS,

- BUT IT IS DOPE.
- IT'S NOT REALLY A THING.

IT'S MORE OF A--
A FEELING.

LIKE, LET'S CALL IT
ANGER.

I HAD A PRETTY RAGE-Y
JUNIOR YEAR.

UH, IT'S--

I DON'T KNOW ART WORDS,
BUT IT RULES.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU MADE ALL OF THESE.

YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY FEELING
A LITTLE OVERWHELMED

BY MY, UH, PROLIFICNESS
RIGHT NOW.

I'M SUPPOSED TO
PICK SOME PIECES

TO SHOW THIS PRATT
RECRUITER TOMORROW.

OH. WELL, LET'S SEE.

WELL, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
DO THE SOCCER BALL ONE,

UH, THE BATHTUB ONE.

AND...

OH, THE FACE THING.

NOW THAT THING RULES.

OH. HEY, DAPHNE.

THIS IS MY FRIEND TANK.

HE'S FROM MY COLLEGE LIFE.

AND TANK, THIS IS DAPHNE.

HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI, UH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

WOW, THAT WAS BAD.

I'M SORRY. I DID A LITTLE
SIGNING IN CHURCH

WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
BUT I BARELY REMEMBER.

EH. "A" FOR EFFORT.

HEY, WHERE WERE YOU,
BY THE WAY?

YOU TOTALLY MISSED
TOBY'S LAST SUPPER.

OH, SHAREE AND I
WANTED TO GET IN

AN EXTRA PRACTICE
BEFORE TOMORROW.

TOBY'S BRINGING IN SOME
GIRLS FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL
TO RUN DEFENSE DRILLS.

- WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON THE TEAM TOO.
- NOPE.

DODGED THAT BULLET.
CHOSE MY ART.

IT WAS VERY NOBLE.

HEY, DID YOU KNOW
YOUR SISTER IS LIKE

THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF ART?

OH, YEAH, I KNOW.

UH, OKAY, SERIOUSLY...

YOU ARE LIKE A GENIUS.

WELL, I SHOULD, UH,
HEAD BACK TO CAMPUS.

BUT I'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY?

YEAH.

OKAY.

GOOD NIGHT.

I SWEAR I HAD NO IDEA
THAT HE LIKED ME.

WELL, HE'S CUTE.
DO YOU LIKE HIM?

NOT LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE A PERSON

WHO HAS PEOPLE CRUSHING
ON YOU LIKE ALL THE TIME.

- WHAT DO YOU DO?
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO

TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL.

OR DON'T FEEL.

CAN'T I JUST HOPE
THAT IT GOES AWAY?

USUALLY IT DOESN'T
GO AWAY FOR A WHILE.

I'VE HAD MY HEART BROKEN
LIKE A ZILLION TIMES,

AND I JUST DON'T WANNA
DO THAT TO HIM.

WELL, THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
THE HARDER IT IS.

TRUST ME.

YOU JUST HAVE TO
RIP OFF THE BAND-AID.

IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

WAIT A SEC.

YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT
WITH THIS GIRL,

AND YOU ARE STILL
DRIVING HER TO SCHOOL?

WELL, IT'S NOT HER FAULT.
SHAREE JUST HAD A ROUGH
START AT CARLTON.

YOU'VE GOT COLLEGE APPS
DUE IN A FEW WEEKS

AND A PROBATION OFFICER
TO KEEP HAPPY.

I MET WITH HIM ON MONDAY.
EVERYTHING'S FINE AT THE CLINIC.

I'M A THIRD THROUGH MY HOURS.
AND IT'S ALL GOOD.

MAYBE IT IS NOW,
BUT IF YOU KEEP HANGING OUT

WITH QUESTIONABLE KIDS
WITH ANGER ISSUES...

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW SHAREE.

SHE GOT YOU IN DETENTION.

- THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.

I'M JUST TRYING TO REMIND YOU

THAT WHO YOU CHOOSE
TO HANG OUT WITH

IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

THEY CAN EITHER KEEP YOU
ON YOUR PATH

OR DRIVE YOU RIGHT OFF IT.

LIKE JACE.

I MESSED UP THIS SUMMER.

I KNOW THAT.
BUT I MOVED PAST IT.

AND IF YOU CONTINUE
TO QUESTION EVERYTHING I DO--

I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING HER.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

I MADE A PROMISE, OKAY?

SHAREE IS A GOOD PERSON.

SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE
TO GIVE HER A CHANCE.

HERE.

AND OF COURSE
THAT SOMEONE HAS TO BE YOU.

- DAD, YOU GOT THAT?
- YEAH, I GOT IT. IT'S FINE.

WHERE DO YOU WANT
NIKKI'S PHOTOS?

OH. JUST BY THE WINDOW.

THANKS FOR BRINGING
SOME OF NIKKI'S STUFF OVER.

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

I REALLY WANNA SET UP A LITTLE
OFFICE AREA FOR HER RIGHT HERE.

- THAT'D BE NICE.
- IS THERE ROOM FOR THAT?

WELL, YEAH, IF YOU KNOW
HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR SPACE.

I FEEL LIKE THIS ONE ROOM CAN BE
LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT ROOMS.

I SENT SOME PICTURES TO NIKKI.
SHE LOVES THE BALCONY.

YEAH YEAH, SHE SAID.

I WANNA SET IT UP
SO IT'S PART HERS, YOU KNOW?

SO SHE HAS A HOME
TO COME HOME TO.

I MEAN, I KNOW
SHE HAS YOUR PLACE, BUT--

THAT'S A REALLY NICE GESTURE,
AND I'M SURE SHE'LL LOVE IT.

AND YOU TOO.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE.

OKAY, I'M GONNA GRAB
THE REST OF THE STUFF.

UH, DAD?
NO MORE HEAVY STUFF.

I GOT IT.

THANKS.

IS THAT LIKE A THING?

THEY GET MARRIED,
THEY START ACTING

LIKE THEY'RE YOUR PARENTS?

I'M AFRAID SO.

NIKKI SENT ME A LINK TO
ONE OF THOSE "I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP" PHONES.

SHE WAS KIDDING,
BUT SHE WASN'T.

- SO HOW YOU BEEN?
- UH, GOOD.

YOU KNOW, GOOD.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, GOOD.

PASSING LAWS,
TAKING NAMES?

YEAH... YEAH.

UH, HOW ABOUT YOU?

I MISS NIKKI.

IT'S JUST SO WEIRD
HAVING THE WHOLE
HOUSE TO MYSELF.

WELL, YOU SHOULD COME OVER
FOR DINNER SOMETIME.

I'D REALLY LIKE THAT.

AND YEAH,
TOBY'S BEEN SO GREAT.

HE'S BEEN CHECKING UP
ON ME.

WELL, HE'S REALLY HAPPY
NIKKI'S COMING HOME.

NIKKI HASN'T DISCUSSED THIS
WITH TOBY YET,

BUT THEY'VE ASKED HER TO STAY
ANOTHER SIX MONTHS IN PERU.

AND, UH, WHAT IS
SHE GONNA DO?

SHE HASN'T
DECIDED ANYTHING YET,

BUT SHE'S HAVING
AN AMAZING TIME THERE,

AND SHE'S NOT
READY TO COME BACK.

I SEE.

OH, GOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M-- I'M SO SORRY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE
SAID ANYTHING.
IT'S NOT--

NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
UM, THANK YOU FOR
TELLING ME.

YOU LEAVE US ALONE!

WE'LL JUST DO FINE
WITHOUT YOU!

YOU DON'T NEED ME.
YOU NEED HELP.

GET OUT!

GO!

- BABY--
- STOP!

LET'S GO.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH.

IT'S JUST DRAMA.
IT'S COOL.

IS THAT A BRUISE?

IT'S FROM FIELD HOCKEY.

I FORGOT MY DAMN LUNCH.

DO YOU WANNA
GO BACK AND GET IT?

NO, IT'S COOL.
JUST DRIVE.

- YOU DO ALL THESE BY HAND?
- YES.

SIR.

I'VE SEEN SO MUCH
DIGITAL WORK,

IT'S REFRESHING TO
SEE SOMETHING HANDMADE.

UH, MY FRIEND TANK--
HE'S A FOOTBALL PLAYER--

I GOT REALLY INSPIRED
BY HIS PLAYBOOK.

YOU KNOW, ALL THE "X"s
AND "O"s.

SEE, THAT'S GREAT.

SO MANY APPLICANTS
HAVE THE SAME BACKSTORY.

THEY WERE OUTSIDERS.
THEY FOUND THEMSELVES
THROUGH THEIR ART.

WHATEVER CAN MAKE YOU
STAND OUT IS VALUABLE.

I WAS SWITCHED AT BIRTH.

- WERE YOU, REALLY?
- TRUE STORY.

WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

I'M TALKING ABOUT
THINGS YOU DO.

I KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE.

A LOT OF OUR APPLICANTS
ARE BILINGUAL.

I ALSO, UH...

PLAY FIELD HOCKEY.

NO KIDDING.

AN ARTIST WHO'S ALSO
AN ATHLETE.

YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY
INCLUDE THAT IN YOUR
APPLICATION.

IT'S THOSE SORT OF
ACTIVITIES

THAT WILL REALLY
MAKE YOU STAND OUT.

VERY NICE.

SO, JENNICE WENT OUT
TO GRAB SOME LUNCH.

- COOL.
- YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING, UH...

SINCE NIKKI'S NOT COMING HOME
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS,

WHY NOT MAKE THIS PLACE
YOUR OWN?

EMBRACE THE SINGLE LIFE?

I'M NOT SINGLE.

I KNOW, BUT, YOU KNOW,
BRING YOUR GUITARS OVER,

STAY UP TOO LATE
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES,

LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR
EVERYWHERE. ALL THAT.

DAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE STILL TRYING
TO CONVINCE ME

THAT I MADE A MISTAKE
MARRYING NIKKI.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT--
- NIKKI AND JENNICE
ARE FAMILY NOW.

I NEED YOU TO RESPECT THAT.

I DO RESPECT THAT, TOBY.

IT'S BEEN DIFFICULT SOMETIMES,
BUT I DO.

WELL, THEN WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

NIKKI MIGHT NOT

BE COMING HOME
WHEN YOU THINK SHE IS.

WHAT?

SHE TOLD JENNICE
THAT SHE'S BEEN ASKED

TO EXTEND HER STAY.

WELL, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.

I THINK YOU NEED TO
TALK TO YOUR WIFE.

THIS WAS A TWO-ACTOR
ADAPTATION OF "TITUS
ANDRONICUS"

WITH LIVE SNAKES.

I JUMPED OUT OF A PIE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE ACTUALLY DID THAT.

AND WE WEREN'T EVEN PAID.

RENZO HAD NO ROOM
FOR MISERY, THOUGH.

HE WAS GETTING BUSY

WITH A HOT DELIVERY BOY.

HE WAS NOT A DELIVERY BOY.

HE WAS A NOVELIST

AND A DELIVERY BOY.

I DIRECTED A VERSION OF
SHAKESPEARE'S--

OH, HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

HELLO?

- YEAH...
- WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR 20 MINUTES.

WE'RE CATCHING UP.

AREN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE
PITCHING MY IDEA?

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET THERE.
BUT SHE HATES IT WHEN I PUSH
MY FRIENDS' BOOK IDEAS ON HER.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

YOUR IDEA IS BRILLIANT.
I'M GETTING TO IT, TRUST ME.

THANKS.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

OKAY, SO GUESS WHAT.
KATHY HERE'S A WRITER.

AND HER TWO DAUGHTERS
WERE SWITCHED AT BIRTH,

AND SHE WROTE THIS REALLY
INCREDIBLE BOOK ABOUT IT,

AND IT DID REALLY WELL.
AND NOW SHE'S GOT A NEW
BOOK IDEA.

AND I KNOW YOU HATE IT
WHEN I DO THIS,

BUT THIS IS A REALLY GREAT IDEA,
AND YOU GOTTA HEAR IT.

OKAY. I'M LISTENING.

I GET SO SICK OF
URBAN ENNUI.

LET'S HEAR
SOMETHING KANSAS.

OKAY.

WELL, I JUST STARTED
TAKING TAP DANCING LESSONS

A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
AND THAT'S WHERE I MET

RENZO.

AND IT WAS SO INVIGORATING.

SO HERE'S MY IDEA--

I TRY 40 NEW THINGS
AND I WRITE ABOUT THEM.

PARASAILING, TROUT FISHING,

TURKISH BATHS.

ALL KINDS OF
EXCITING THINGS.

I HAVE WRITTEN UP
A TREATMENT

AND A FEW
SAMPLE CHAPTERS.

- SO--
- ADORABLE, CHARMED, LOVE IT.

JUST BOUGHT IT
FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

REALLY?

YEAH.

"SPORTY IN YOUR 40s."

OH...

MINE WAS "40 IN YOUR 40s."

YOU GOT ANY OTHER IDEAS?

WELL, I--

NOTHING FLESHED OUT.

SO I GUESS, UM...

THIS IS IT.

HEY, THERE.

MY MOM WENT OUT OF TOWN
FOR THE WEEKEND,

AND SHE MADE ENOUGH LASAGNA
FOR A MONTH.

NO, THANKS.

YOU THINK I COULD
BORROW YOUR CAR?

WHAT? NO. WHY?

MY MOM--
SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

SHE ISN'T ANSWERING THE PHONE.

I GOTTA GO LOOK FOR HER.

I'M A REALLY GOOD DRIVER,
AND I PROMISE I'LL BE BACK
FOR PRACTICE THIS AFTERNOON.

I PROMISE. PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

HEY, NIK, IT'S ME,
UH, AGAIN.

SO, I GUESS JUST CALL ME BACK
WHENEVER YOU GET THIS.

HEY!

COOL PAD, BRO.

A CACTUS?

IT'S A SUCCULENT.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.

IT WAS BETWEEN THIS
OR PLACEMATS.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
WATER IT, LIKE, EVER.

THANKS.

OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
I NEED...

TO GET BACK ON
THE FIELD HOCKEY TEAM.

- BUT YOU QUIT.
- YES, I KNOW.

BUT I HAD A MEETING WITH
A PRATT RECRUITER TODAY,

AND IT TURNS OUT I NEED TO
DIVERSIFY MY EXTRA-CURRICS.

NO.

YOU ALREADY BACKED OFF
THE TEAM.

I CAN'T JUST
PUT YOU BACK ON.

YOUR DECISIONS AFFECT
OTHER PEOPLE.

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

YOUR TEAM NEEDED YOU,
AND YOU FLAKED OUT.

I KNOW, BUT...

I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE
ALL "ART OR NOTHING,"
AND I WAS WRONG.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE
DROPPED OUT, I'M SORRY.

PLEASE, I REALLY REALLY
NEED THIS.

WE'RE RUNNING SOME DRILLS
THIS AFTERNOON.

YOU CAN FILL IN FOR GOALIE.

GOALIE?

ISN'T THAT A PRETTY
PROMINENT POSITION?

YOU SURE YOU WANT ME
DOING THAT?

WELL, MINDY WANTS A BREAK.

AND IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME
THAT YOUR HEART IS STILL IN IT,

THEN I MIGHT LET YOU
BACK ON THE TEAM.

OHH!

YOU'RE THE BEST.

I PROMISE
I'LL BRING THE HEAT.

WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

HEY, WHY DOESN'T MINDY
WANT TO BE GOALIE ANYMORE?

UH, SHE'S TIRED OF
GETTING HIT BY BALLS.

UH, I DON'T WANT THAT
EITHER.

WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
PUT IN A LITTLE PRACTICE
BEFORE THIS AFTERNOON.

THANKS AGAIN FOR
HELPING ME OUT TODAY.

YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD FRIEND.

NO PROB.
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.

OKAY, SO,
TAKE YOUR PLACE IN THE NET.

PARDON?

OKAY.

HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE
GONNA BLOCK.

FROM THERE TO THERE.

AND IMAGINE LIKE A FOOT

- ABOVE YOUR HEAD TOO.
- OKAY.

I GOT IT.

READY?

HA! AS I'LL EVER BE.

OKAY.

OKAY-- OH, SORRY.

BAD DODGEBALL MEMORIES.

ALL RIGHT,

YOU CAN'T BE SCARED OF THE BALL,
OR THE BALL WILL KNOW.

HOW WILL THE BALL KNOW?

TRUST ME, IT'LL KNOW.
OKAY?

SO, REMOVE THE FEAR.

PLUS, YOU'RE GONNA BE
COVERED IN SO MUCH PADDING.

IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE
WRAPPED IN A MATTRESS.

FACE THE BALL WITH FURY.

OKAY, YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

I GOT IT.

DUDE! TRICKERY!

THAT IS SO NOT FAIR.

THAT'S LESSON NUMBER TWO.
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

THE PLAYER'S PROBABLY
GONNA TRY TO FAKE YOU OUT.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THEIR STICK.

IT'LL HELP YOU PREDICT
WHERE THEY'RE GONNA GO.

KNOW THE FUTURE-- GOT IT.
GO AGAIN.

NO! OOH!

- (laughing) NICE ONE!
- I ALMOST GOT IT!

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

HEY, SO, UM,
AFTER THE DRILLS...

DO YOU WANT TO, LIKE,
GRAB A LITTLE BARBECUE?

YEAH, LET'S DO IT.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, SO, GET GUSSIED UP.

AND I'LL MEET YOU
IN 20 MINUTES, OKAY?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK
I'M JUST GONNA STAY IN.

- I'M REALLY TIRED, SO--
- VERY FUNNY.

YOU OKAY?

IT'S JUST THAT WE CAME
ALL THE WAY HERE

TO NEW YORK, AND IT
WAS OVER IN 30 SECONDS.

YOU HAD ONE BRILLIANT IDEA.

YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER.

WHAT IF I DON'T?

THE GIRLS ARE GONNA
BE GONE NEXT YEAR,
TOBY'S MOVING OUT.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO,
SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE REDECORATING?

OH, HONEY.

OKAY, SO, HERE'S THE PLAN.

WE ARE GONNA FRESHEN UP,

THEN WE'RE GONNA GO DOWNTOWN,
GET YOU SOME MARC JACOBS HEELS

YOU CAN BARELY WALK IN.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT
EXACTLY WHAT A "CRONUT" IS.

AND WE'RE GONNA MEET
LYDIA AND HER GIRLFRIEND,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE DRINKS.

WE ARE HERE,
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.

YEAH?

YES.

WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE.

OKAY, THESE ARE GOOD FOR
ONE FREE CAR DETAIL.

GO HARD ON 'EM.
ALL RIGHT?

THANKS FOR DOING THIS.

HAVE YOU SEEN SHAREE?

NO. UH,
BUT I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE HERE.

THIS IS ME

GIVING IT MY ALL.

OKAY.

LET'S GET YOU
TO THE NET.

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I HAD A MEETING CANCEL,
AND I THOUGHT I'D COME
CHECK YOU GUYS OUT.

IS IT OKAY IF I WATCH?

OH, IT'S--
WE'RE JUST--

IT'S NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING.
WE'RE JUST RUNNING DRILLS.

I WANNA SEE YOU
AND BAY IN ACTION.

I PROMISE, YOU WON'T EVEN
KNOW I'M HERE.

OKAY.

- HEY.
- HEY.

I'M SERIOUS-- IF SHE'S
NOT HERE IN FIVE MINUTES

SHE'S OFF THE TEAM.

IF WHO'S NOT HERE?

SHAREE.

SHE'LL BE HERE.

- READY?
- All: BREAK!

ALL RIGHT, LADIES...

LET'S GO!

♪ WAR ♪

♪ THIS IS WAR... ♪

COME ON, HUSTLE!
KEEP IT UP!

♪ TAKE NO PRISONERS... ♪

COME ON, PLAY DEFENSE!
LET'S GO!

♪ CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON... ♪

COME ON, BAY!
LOOK SHARP!

BAY! YOU'RE LETTING THOSE
BALLS GO RIGHT PAST YOU.

BAY!

WHAT WAS THAT?!

DAPHNE, EYE ON THE BALL.

SORRY. I'M SORRY.

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?

I KNOW THAT YOU
CAN TAKE THESE GIRLS.

THEY'RE FAST,
BUT YOU'RE SMARTER.

I'M JUST DISTRACTED.

YOU NEED TO BE THE FORCE
OF YOU AND SHAREE.

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME.

I'LL TRY.

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT,
KENNISH!

I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T
TOLD HIM YET.

OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL EMMETT
FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS.

YOU ARE A MATTRESS!

I AM A MATTRESS!

YEAH!

WHOO-HOO!
COME ON, BAY!

- OKAY.
- OKAY, SO INSERT FIGURE "A,"

WHICH IS THE LONG, FLAT ONE,
I THINK.

- OKAY.
- INTO SECTION 17...

WITH SCREW TYPE--
MATCHES "W."

OKAY, THAT SOUNDS DOABLE.

BUT I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

IT'S UPSIDE-DOWN.
OH, MY GOD.

OKAY. OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO?

I'M RETIRING
AND I'M GIVING UP.

- OH, COME ON.

- SERIOUSLY.
- NO.

IF NIKKI'S NOT COMING HOME,

TOBY DOESN'T NEED
A BOOKCASE ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW WHY?

HE LIKES TO KEEP HIS
BOOKS IN A PLACE CALLED,

- "ALL OVER THE FLOOR."
- (phone beeps)

WELL, NIKKI'S O. C. D. CLEAN,
IF THAT HELPS ANY.

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

UH, IT'S NOTHING.

IT'S JUST THIS GUY
I WAS GONNA SEE TONIGHT
JUST BAILED ON ME.

IT'S OKAY.
NOW I CAN DO WHAT
I WANTED TO DO ANYWAYS.

WHAT WAS THAT?

FIND A BAR
THAT'S PLAYING THE FIGHT,

ORDER MYSELF A NICE SCOTCH,
MAYBE SOME CURLY FRIES.

THE MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHT?

- YEAH.
- YOU'RE GONNA WATCH THAT?

- YEAH.
- I'M GONNA WATCH IT.

YOU CAN JOIN ME
IF YOU WANT.

YEAH, SURE.

ALL RIGHT!

- OH!

FOUL. HACKING.
FREE SHOT.

- FREE WHAT?
- PENALTY SHOT.

WAIT, I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHY IS EVERYONE
GOING BACK THERE?

TOBY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

BAY, YOU GOT THIS.

KNOW THE FUTURE!

♪ I'M NOT A CHAMPION ♪

♪ BUT I AM, I AM,
I AM THE ONE YOU WANT ♪

♪ I'M NOT, I'M NOT,
I'M NOT A CHAMPION ♪

♪ BUT I AM, I AM,
I AM THE ONE YOU WANT ♪

♪ I'M NOT, I'M NOT,
I'M NOT A CHAMPION... ♪

♪ BUT I AM, I AM... ♪

♪ I'LL BE THE ONE YOU WANT... ♪

I DID IT!
DID YOU SEE THAT?

I THINK I UNDERSTAND
SPORTS NOW.

HA! WHOO!

SO, AM I ON THE TEAM?

YEAH.
NICE WORK OUT THERE.

THAT WAS AWESOME!

HA-HA, YAY ME. YOU CAN
PUT ME DOWN NOW, THANK YOU.

STILL WANNA GET
THAT BARBECUE?

TOTALLY, YEAH.

UM, OR MAYBE...

UH, TOBY, HEY!

WHY DON'T WE ALL
GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE

FOR LIKE A CELEBRATORY
PIZZA PARTY THING?

ALL OF US?

WHAT THE HELL.

PARTY AT MY PLACE.

SO GOOD.

YOU GUYS DID SO GREAT.

THANKS.

UH, I NEED TO
BORROW YOUR CAR.

WHAT? WHY?

I LENT MINE TO SHAREE.

YOU DID WHAT?

SHE REALLY NEEDED IT.

SHE PROMISED
SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK.

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

PLEASE.

I JUST WANNA GO
TO HER HOUSE

AND SEE IF SHE'S OKAY.

"OKAY" HOW?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

I DON'T KNOW.

I PICKED HER UP THIS MORNING,
AND HER MOM'S BOYFRIEND

CAME STORMING OUT OF
THE HOUSE.

AND I SAW A BRUISE.

OKAY, I'M COMING WITH YOU.

HEY! IT'S THE HALF-PINT HERO.

IN THE FLESH.

I'M SORRY.
WE HAD TO STOP
FOR SOME SUPPLIES.

THESE GUYS ARE INCAPABLE
OF HEARING THE WORD "PARTY"

AND NOT IMMEDIATELY
PAIRING IT WITH "MALT LIQUOR."

HUH. WELL, AS LONG AS
YOU DON'T SERVE IT TO
THOSE IN HIGH SCHOOL,

- I THINK YOU'RE GOOD.
- TOTALLY.

HEY, UH, YOU WERE
REALLY INCREDIBLE
OUT THERE TODAY.

OH, IT'S ALL THANKS
TO YOUR AGGRESSIVE,

YET EFFECTIVE
COACHING METHODS.

WELL, HEY, ANYTIME.

I LIKE HANGING WITH YOU.

COOL. UH, YOU SHOULD
GRAB SOME PIZZA.

I GOTTA GO
TALK TO THE COACH.

YEAH.

SO YOU HAD SEX ON A PLANE?
HO-HUM.

HEY, IT WAS A SIX-SEATER CESSNA,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- YEAH!
- YEAH.

WHERE WAS THE PILOT?

FLYING THE PLANE.

- OH. OH!

OKAY, DON'T LOOK NOW.
BUT THAT GIRL AT THE BAR

WITH THE ACTUAL DRAGON TATTOO,

IS TOTALLY CHECKING YOU OUT.

WHAT?! ME?

OH, MY GOD.
I WAS KIDDING.

I WAS KIDDING.

OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE
TO LIGHTEN UP.

A VODKA MARTINI
FOR THE LADY.

PLEASE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
ME AND VODKA IS
NOT A GOOD IDEA.

WHICH MEANS
IT'S THE BEST IDEA.

WAIT. OH, MY GOD.
ACTUALLY...

SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT
FOR REAL.

WOW.

- SHE'S REALLY PRETTY.
- GORGEOUS.

SENATOR KENNISH
BETTER WATCH HIS BACK.

OOH!

I GET WHY SHE WANTS
TO STAY LONGER.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS THAT SHE DIDN'T
EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.

WELL, MAYBE SHE WAS GOING TO,

BUT SHE WAS JUST WAITING FOR
THE RIGHT MOMENT.

THERE'S BEEN PLENTY.

MAYBE THINGS ARE GOING SO GREAT
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU THAT...

SHE DIDN'T WANNA RUIN IT
WITH BAD NEWS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEBODY,
THEN YOU'LL BE HONEST WITH THEM.

FINALLY. HERE SHE IS.

HEY.

SO I KNEW THESE TWO
BASEBALL PLAYERS
FROM THE ROYALS.

- AND THEIR WIVES...
- WHICH ONE?

- DON'T GET EXCITED YET.

- WHO DECIDED THAT THEY
WANTED TO SWAP.
- OKAY.

SO, THEY'RE OUT
ON THE ROAD,

AND THEY HAVE ONE OF
THOSE $800 DINNERS.
YOU KNOW?

WITH THE LOBSTER
AND A SIDE OF STEAK.

AND THEY DRINK, NOT THREE,

- BUT FOUR BOTTLES
OF CHATEAU LAFITE.
- UH-OH.

- WANT.
- OF COURSE.

THEN THEY GO BACK
TO THEIR HOTEL,

WHERE THEY CONVENIENTLY
HAVE ROOMS RIGHT NEXT
TO EACH OTHER.

AND THEY SWAP.

- MM-HMM...

BUT ONE OF THE PLAYERS HAD
BEEN DABBLING IN STEROIDS,

SO WHEN IT CAME TIME TO
SEAL THE DEAL,

LET'S JUST SAY HE WASN'T
EXACTLY BATTER'S UP.

SO THE DISAPPOINTED WIFE
GOES NEXT DOOR TO JOIN
THE OTHER COUPLE.

BUT LO AND BEHOLD,
IT TURNS OUT,

THAT THE WOMEN WERE
WAY MORE INTO EACH OTHER.

- THIS IS AWESOME.

♪ I LOVE IT! ♪

THEY LOCK THE HUSBANDS OUT.
AND THE HUSBANDS SPEND THE NIGHT

SLEEPING HEAD TO TOE
IN THE OTHER ROOM,

WHILE THE LADIES ARE...

OHH!

- LOVE IT.

HERE'S THE CLINCHER.

- THERE'S A CLINCHER.
- UH-OH.

BOTH COUPLES STILL MARRIED.
NO ONE SPEAKS OF IT.

UNTIL NOW. ME.

- AAH!
- I'M SPEAKING OF IT.

BAD ME!

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE
OF THOSE STORIES?

OH, GOSH, TONS.

I MEAN...

BECAUSE THAT BOOK...

I WOULD BUY.

- REALLY?

- YEAH!
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DON'T SEE YOUR CAR.

THAT'S HER MOM.

HI.

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.

NO, NO PROBLEM.
CAN I HELP YOU?

I'M SHAREE'S FRIEND, DAPHNE.
THIS IS MY MOM.

HI.

OH, YES, DAPHNE.

THE GIRL'S WHO'S BEEN
DRIVING MY BABY TO SCHOOL.

I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.

UM, DAPHNE WAS JUST
A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT SHAREE.

SO SHE WANTED US TO CHECK IN.

UM, SHE MISSED HER
FIELD HOCKEY PRACTICE TODAY.

SHE SHOULD BE HOME SOON.

Y'ALL HUNGRY?

I'M MAKING GUMBO.

IT WAS JUST GONNA BE
THE TWO OF US,

BUT IT'D BE SO MUCH NICER
WITH GUESTS.

UM, WE JUST WANTED
TO CHECK IN.

SHAREE NEVER BRINGS
HER FRIENDS OVER,

AND I ALWAYS TELL HER
THAT SHE SHOULD, SO I INSIST.

COME ON IN, PLEASE.
PLEASE.

I'M JUST GONNA GET
THE REST OF THESE.

OH, HERE.
LET ME HELP.

OH, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE A GEM.

THANK YOU.

COME IN.

I'M A CAT LOVER,
AS YOU CAN SEE.

THEY'RE PROBABLY HIDING.

DON'T MIND THEM.

OH,
S-SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

I WAS JUST SO SICK
OF LOOKING AT THAT WALL.

I-- I JUST NEEDED
SOME MORE ROOM.

YOU KNOW?

WHY DON'T YOU ALL
MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME?

AND JUST PUSH ALL
THIS STUFF ASIDE,
AND WE'RE GONNA EAT.

IS SOMETHING BURNING?

OHH...

I LEFT THE BROTH ON
WHEN I WENT TO GET
SOME MORE SHRIMP.

LET ME GO CHECK.

EXCUSE ME.

SHE LEFT THE STOVE ON?

SO IT'S LIKE
"REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BASEBALL."

GLAMOUR MEETS SMUT
MEETS SPORTS.

I KNOW! IT'S FANTASTIC.

"NINE INNINGS OF GREY."
TOTALLY.

THIS IS SO EXCITING.

THIS COULD BE HUGE.

FIRST A BOOK,
THEN A MOVIE.

THERE COULD BE DOLLS.

- I HAVEN'T EVEN
SAID YES YET.
- SHH.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

I'M NOT SURE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I'M REALLY SORRY.

I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO CALL YOU.

HEY, BABY.
DINNER'S ALMOST READY.

MOM, WHAT THE HELL?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ALL DAY?

I AM FINE.

I AM MAKING
YOUR GRANDMA'S GUMBO.

YOU CAN'T JUST
NOT SHOW UP FOR WORK.

YOUR BOSS IS REALLY PISSED.

WE SHOULD GO.

NO! NO.

PLEASE STAY.

I INVITED THEM TO STAY.

GUMBO'S ALMOST READY.

I JUST GOTTA FINISH
SHELLING THE CRABS.

YOU KNOW?

WORKING AS-- AS FAST
AS I CAN HERE.

MAYBE I SHOULD HELP?

THE MORE THE MERRIER.

IT'S NOT WHAT
YOU THINK IT IS.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WHAT I THINK THIS IS.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ON DRUGS
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

WHAT WAS THE FIGHT
THIS MORNING?

HER BOYFRIEND LEFT.

HE'S A REALLY GOOD GUY.
HE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

TAKE WHAT?

SOMETIMES SHE'S UP,
SOMETIMES SHE'S DOWN.

SOMETIMES SHE'S SO DOWN,
SHE TRIES TO HURT HERSELF,

AND I-- I HAVE TO STOP HER.

WE SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE.
SOMEONE AT CARLTON.

HELL NO.

I GOT IT.

IF YOU WANNA BE
A FRIEND TO ME,

YOU'LL LEAVE THIS ALONE.

PROMISE YOU'LL LEAVE THIS ALONE.

HEY, MOM.

UM, I JUST REMEMBERED
WE SAID WE'D HAVE DINNER

WITH THE KENNISHES.

RIGHT.

MAYBE A RAIN CHECK.

Y'ALL ARE WELCOME HERE
ANYTIME.

YOU KNOW,
JUST COME BY ANYTIME.

AW, SHAREE.

THESE ARE GOOD
PEOPLE HERE, SHAREE.

YEAH.

HEY.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

UM, DON'T MIND THEM.
THEY'RE IDIOTS.

- THE VERY DEFINITION.
- YEAH.

ARE YOU HAVING FUN?

YEAH.

CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?

YEAH, SURE.
AREN'T WE TALKING NOW?

I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS.

UH...

SO I'M JUST
GONNA SAY IT.

I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND.

AND-- AND THAT'S IT.

AND I-- I JUST

WANNA MAKE SURE
THAT I'M BEING CLEAR.

YEAH.

NO, TOTALLY.
I CAN RESPECT THAT.

I THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT.

I REALLY DO.
I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT.

AND I'VE NEVER HAD
A GUY FRIEND BEFORE.

AND YOU ARE JUST SO--

THAT'S COOL.

UH.

I THINK I SHOULD HEAD OUT.

OH, NO NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.

NO, IT'S--
I GOT AN EXAM TOMORROW.

I HAVEN'T STARTED
STUDYING FOR IT YET, SO...

HEY, THANKS FOR THE INVITE.

TANK, WAIT.

OH, MY GOD, BAY.

SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1.

COME ON.
THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR.

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT
LET YOUR WIFE RUN OFF

TO NEW YORK
WITH ANOTHER MAN?

- A MAN WHO WEARS
FESTIVE BOWTIES.

AND LIKE YOU'RE
DOING ANY BETTER,

HANGING OUT WITH A GUY
WHO CANCELS ON YOU AT
THE LAST MINUTE?

COME ON, WE GOTTA
FIND YOU SOMEONE BETTER.

TRUST ME,

THERE'S NO ONE LEFT.

ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN.

I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE.

- GUESS WHAT.
- WHAT?

I SAW YOU PLAY ONCE
BACK IN THE DAY.

- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.

THIS WAS '91?

A RANGERS GAME.

I DROVE DOWN TO TEXAS
TO SEE A FRIEND,

AND WE CAUGHT A GAME.

YOU WERE INCREDIBLE.

YEAH.

CAN'T PLAY LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

I BET IT'S STILL
IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

AHH.

NOPE.

ALL WASHED UP.

OH, COME ON.

SERIOUSLY.

SO WASHED UP IN FACT,

THAT
THE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE

DECIDED IN
THEIR INFINITE WISDOM

TO DISINVITE ME FROM
NASHVILLE THIS WEEKEND.

SEEMS A WIFE NEEDED A SEAT
ON SENATOR RUE'S PLANE.

"JOHN, DO YOU MIND HOPPING
A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT?

SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND."

WELL, SCREW THEM.

YEAH.

HEY, WES.

NO NO, IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

I'M HERE FOR YOU.
WHAT DO YOU NEED?

WHAT'S THAT QUOTE?
UH...

"I DON'T WANNA BE A PART
OF ANY CLUB THAT WOULD
HAVE ME AS A MEMBER."

WHO SAID THAT?

SOMEBODY DEFINITELY
SAID THAT.

SOMEBODY?

WELL, THAT'S REAL HELPFUL.

WELL, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

HONESTLY, IT MAKES SENSE

TO ME THAT THEY'RE--

OH, NO. I'M HERE.

I'M-- I'M SO SORRY.

NO, ME TOO. I--

UH.

I SHOULD GO.

I'M--

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
- YEAH, Y--

I--

HEY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
RIGHT BEHIND ME.

OH, UH, SORRY.

I HAD TO TAKE A CALL
FROM WES.

I HEATED UP SOME OF
KATHRYN'S LASAGNA
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

I GOTTA GO FINISH
MY CIV PAPER.

DAPHNE, WAIT.

WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT SHAREE.

BUT I PROMISED
I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

I DON'T THINK
THAT'S AN OPTION.

WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY?

I SHOULD HAVE
KEPT MY DISTANCE.

YOU TOLD ME YOU SAW
A BRUISE.

SHE SAID IT WAS FROM
TRYING TO STOP HER MOM
FROM HURTING HERSELF.

HONEY, NO KID SHOULD
EVER HAVE TO DEAL

WITH THAT ALL BY HERSELF.

HER MOM IS MENTALLY ILL.

I DON'T KNOW WITH WHAT.

BUT SHE'S NOT WELL.

SHAREE NEEDS HELP.

SHE SAID SHE COULD HANDLE IT.

THIS IS NOT OUR BUSINESS.

UH, WHEN YOU STARTED
DRINKING AGAIN,

WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED
OTHER PEOPLE TO BUTT IN?

IF YOU HAD ASKED ME
A FEW YEARS BACK,

I WOULD SAY
YOU'RE RIGHT.

BUT HONESTLY,

WHEN BAY DIDN'T MIND
HER OWN BUSINESS,

SHE SAVED MY LIFE.

BUT I PROMISED.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

YOU ARE TRYING TO DO
THE RIGHT THING.

BUT SOMETIMES...

PROMISES NEED
TO BE BROKEN.

WILL YOU HELP ME
MAKE THE CALL?

OH, OF COURSE.

OF COURSE.

OH, UH, NOTHING MUCH.

YOU KNOW, UH, JUST,

UH, HUNG OUT,
WATCHED THE FIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

What did you do tonight?

I SOLD A BOOK IDEA.

- WE'RE HERE, UH, CELEBRATING.
- Oh, great.

- I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
- Okay.

WELL, UM,
IT'S A-- KIND OF A--

OH, SWEETIE, HOLD ON.

OH, CAN I CALL YOU
RIGHT BACK?

THAT'S TOBY
ON THE OTHER LINE.

Sure.

BYE.

YEAH.

WHAT?
WHERE IS SHE?

OKAY, DAD'S ON HIS WAY.

JUST SIT TIGHT, OKAY?
I GOT YOU.

WANT SOME WATER
OR ANYTHING?

I-- I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DID SOME JOB
ON THIS, HUH?

SHOULD I BE, LIKE,
FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW?

UH, ONCE WE GET YOU
STITCHED UP, YOU SHOULD BE OKAY.

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

FEMALE, 17 YEARS OLD,
DEEP LACERATION

TO THE RIGHT HAND.
TRANSPORTING HER TO COUNTY.

E. T. A. 10 MINUTES.
PARENTS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED.

I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

YEAH, OF COURSE.

YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
SOME WATER OR ANYTHING?

OR LIKE A REALLY
SINCERE HUG?

I THINK I'M GOOD, THANKS.

CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE?

OW.

AW, LOOK AT YOU...

♪ OH, SHE WANTS
TO KNOW I'M SAFE ♪

♪ SHE NEEDS ME. ♪