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"How about dinner and a movie?
Gary loves spy thrillers."
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Oh, great, he talks about himself
in the third person.
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That's a massive red flag.
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I have actually been hired
as your area's supervisor.
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You're my supervisor?
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Hey, what about that time
you gave that kid an atomic wedgie
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for a full five minutes?
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You strangulated
one of my testicles,
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and I had to get it removed.
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TYRES SCREECH
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Fucking... hell!
I just hit a man with no pants!
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Can you stop staring at me?
What? I'm... I'm not. Not staring.
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What?
No, it's nothing.
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It's just obviously, the last five
years have been very hard on you.
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What do you mean, "obviously"?
It's pretty obvious.
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You've changed, too.
It's been five years.
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Yeah, but right now, I'm seeing 20.
Oh, fuck off!
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No, honestly. You don't look
anything like I remember.
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What's happened
in the last five years?
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You weren't bald
last time I saw you.
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Suddenly,
you look like some kind of,
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I don't know, Greek sex pest.
I've grown into a man.
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Remember when we were teenagers
and we used to dress the same
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so we could pretend to be twins?
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Yes.
That is inconceivable now.
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Honestly, I'm not even 100% sure
you are my brother.
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You could be a stranger,
for all I know.
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OK, what number Arrowfield Street
did we grow up on?
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I don't even remember.
You don't remember?
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No.
23 Arrowfield Street?
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What was our favourite TV show?
It's A Knockout.
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The A Team.
No.
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OK, stop the car.
I don't know who you are.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, right.
Let me out.
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# It's a wide open road
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# It's a wide open road
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# So, how do you think it feels
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# Sleeping by yourself
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# When the one you love
The one you love
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# Is with someone else
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# Then it's a wide open road
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# It's a wide open road... #
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RADIO HOST:
You're not gonna believe this,
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but we've got a great run into
the city on the M4 this morning.
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It's just gone 8am.
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How long the good times last
is anyone's guess.
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Time to play
guess the blood alcohol content!
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OK, what were you drinking,
and when was your last drink?
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Bourbon, 2am.
Point zero, eight.
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HE IMITATES BUZZER
Point one, two.
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That's very high.
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I've decided to become
a legend again, Neddy.
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Somewhere along the way,
I forgot who I was,
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and you reminded me
of the man I used to be.
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You mean the boy you used to be?
We've matured a lot since...
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Yeah, check this out,
check this out.
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Hey, if you got a promotion
and moved to another city,
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I'd move for you
and look after the kids!
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That's a weird thing to say.
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You've gotta be careful
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not to yell out anything
too degrading these days.
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Why yell out anything at all?
Nah, you gotta yell something out.
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It's just gotta be
politically correct.
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OK. How'd she respond?
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Ah, she gave me the finger,
which is fine.
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She obviously
wasn't listening to the content,
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but once they realise
we've improved the content, Neddy,
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they'll come round,
they'll come round.
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Here. Here, check it out.
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Oi! I'd love to get to know you
in a non-threatening setting!
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How'd she respond to that one?
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She gave two fingers,
and she pulled a face.
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But she'll soon release that
I said something nice about her,
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and she'll feel fucking great
about herself.
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Here, here's another one.
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If you were having a spew, I'd...
Oh, bloke with a ponytail!
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THEY LAUGH
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RADIO HOST: Some bad news.
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There's a multi-vehicle accident
on the M2,
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so avoid Macquarie Park,
where two eastbound lanes...
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Where did you learn to tie a tie,
anyway?
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Well, before yoga,
I was a massive slut.
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Oh, now you're just
a massive ideas thief.
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TALIA SIGHS
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OK, Simoni, I am sorry
that I stole your idea
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to get the job
that was rightfully yours.
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What do you want? Oh, a friend
can't just apologise to a friend?
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Jesus! Why are you so suspicious
of me... all of a sudden?
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I do need some intel, though, on the
dispatchers I'll be supervising.
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Mm, I've been telling you about them
for seven years.
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Yeah, but now I care.
I won't be a snitch.
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Simoni, the longer I have this job,
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the more money we have
for our yoga-wine bar.
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Hey!
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Come on.
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Yeah. Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Fine.
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OK, tell me about Roger.
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Roger is addicted to water.
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What?
He's always taking toilet breaks,
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and the boys say he actually
stands at the urinal pissing
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whilst drinking a bottle of water.
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Oh, my God, like a water feature.
Yeah, exactly.
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OK, Connor has been staring at me.
Yeah.
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Um, both of his eyes are glass.
Oh, shit!
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Yeah, don't bring it up.
I... Oh, God, OK.
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And then there's Brian,
who is a hugger. Mm-hm.
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And Susan,
who's a 65-year-old spinster.
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Oh, I would love to be a spinster.
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Mm, I'd rather be
a widow or a divorcee.
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Oh, my gosh. Divorcee.
That is so glamorous. Yeah.
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Widowed as well. That's, like,
very noble, very powerful.
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Mm. "Ooh, here arrives the widow
Talia. Doesn't she look stoic?"
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"Oh, this is my friend Simoni.
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"She's divorced,
so she's really lived a life."
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"I've really lived."
I can't stop living."
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"She's lived a life."
"So much."
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OK, so, who else? Ah, Simoni.
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Now, what kind of worker is she?
Overqualified.
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Bad attitude. Second warning.
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So they got the tumour out, and when
he woke up from the anaesthetic,
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he realised he was gay.
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Yeah, no... That happens
more often than you'd think.
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They either wake up gay
or being able to speak Mandarin.
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Hey, can you grab this package
that's just behind my...
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I'm glad Uncle Con's happy,
but for the sake of his marriage,
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it might've been better
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if he'd woken up
being able to speak Mandarin.
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Happy birthday.
What? It's not my birthday.
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Everyone was writing
"happy birthday" on your Facebook.
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Oh, I use a fake birthdate
for privacy reasons.
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Well, that's a bit harsh
on your mates, isn't it?
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Well, my mates
know my proper birthday.
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So I'm not one of your mates?
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Well, we can be mates, if you want.
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So, can I open it now,
or do I have to wait till January?
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Maybe wait till January?
I'm not gonna get you another one.
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Oh, no! Oh, God! I just ripped
your beautiful wrapping!
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Oh, far out! It keeps happening!
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I can't even... Oh!
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Wow.
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You painted this?
Mm-hm.
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It's... It's lovely.
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Who is it?
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It's you.
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Yeah. Yeah, it... That's me.
It's not... It's no big deal.
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I just like painting portraits
of friends, people I know and stuff.
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It's... It's not like I stayed up
all night finishing it or anything.
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Why have I got a lazy eye?
You don't have a lazy eye.
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Who's that artist who paints
the melted clocks?
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Salvador Dali?
Yes.
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Yes, it reminds me of him.
Thanks?
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I mean, it's not
what I was going for,
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but I'm a big fan, so I suppose...
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No, I mean,
you made me look like Dali.
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You've even given me
a little... little moustache.
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Let's just forget this happened.
Just put it... No.
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Just put it back.
No way.
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Oh, my God.
No way, Paul. This is...
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This is the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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Shame about the lazy eye, though.
Oh!
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It looks like
I think I've got a fly on my nose.
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Just put it in the back.
No, no! No. Oh!
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Oh, the eyes are following me.
It's like the Mona Lisa.
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If she had a moustache.
Oh, you are such a bitch.
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And Bell's palsy.
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Neddy, Neddy, Neddy, Neddy.
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You've gotta get your head
out of your mobile apps!
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You remember I make apps.
I'm honoured.
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You make any money
from those fuckers or what?
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Yeah, I sell them
for about $10,000 a pop,
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and then I get
30% of the back end as well.
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Bubbler's pedalling
along nicely at the moment,
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tells you where
the nearest drinking fountain is.
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Then I've got WeMove,
which I'm pretty excited about.
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WeMove. I like it. What's that,
like discount removalists?
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Nah, tells you the best time to
go to the bathroom during a movie.
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You get 10,000 bucks for that?
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Yeah, plus 30% of the back end
as well, so...
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MACCA SIGHS
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Fucking how far
to the Magistrates Court?
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Um, another ten minutes or so.
MACCA GROANS
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You nervous?
Yeah, I haven't been this nervous
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since Jess checked
the browser history,
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searching for a recipe. Ugh!
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For what?
Coq au vin.
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Did she find it?
Yeah, kind of.
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You know the guy that ran me over
also works at Kosciusko?
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Pfft. What are the odds?
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About one in 3,375.
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I thought the female version
of Ghostbusters was awesome!
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Response?
Doughnuts.
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RADIO HOST: There's a five-vehicle
accident on the M4 at Holroyd,
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taking out a city-bound lane.
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Is that what you're wearing, or did
you bring a change of clothes?
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No, this is what I'm wearing.
Why? What?
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Normally when people are attending
court, they make a bit of an effort.
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I have a made a...
This is an effort.
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Do you have a suit
that would fit me?
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Do I have a suit that would fit you?
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Yeah.
Why would I have that suit?
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Oh, come... Yeah, right, OK.
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Cos fatty-fatty bald cock's
in the car.
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Yeah, right, right.
I didn't say that.
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Do you have
any actual, like, legal advice,
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apart from, like,
these grooming and fashion tips?
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OK, so, the police
are gonna try and argue
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that you were on the phone
and that you were distracted.
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What we need...
I was distracted!
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Like, a guy was naked
and just free-balled
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right across this windscreen.
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I know, I know, I know.
Calm down. You're gonna be fine.
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You've got a $10,000-a-day silk
here for free, all right?
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Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna destroy him.
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Also, it's probably best
not to mention that, er...
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that we're brothers.
What? Why?
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When we're in court,
it's just best to keep things...
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You're ashamed, aren't you?
I'm not ashamed.
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What, there's a law at the top...
No, there's not a law...
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..that says brothers can't represent
brothers. It's just a technicality.
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No, it just...
Gah!
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It just looks bad. It muddies it.
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OK, then, what do I call you?
Just call me Mr Bryant. Or sir.
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I'm not gonna call you sir.
LUKAS SCOFFS
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Why can't I accept his friendship?
Because it's too keen.
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You may as well say,
"Let's sync iCals."
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If you wanna go on his Facebook,
just stalk.
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OK, I'll call him, then.
No!
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No-one actually talks on the phone.
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How do you talk to Vijay?
Through emoji.
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Or if I'm feeling very lazy, texts.
Seriously, only losers call.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh, it's him! What do I do?
Don't answer. No-one answers.
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Just play it cool.
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RINGING CONTINUES
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Last time I tried to play it cool,
I conceived your sister.
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Gary!
GARY ON PHONE: 'Oh, Bridget!
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'Are you driving?
Am I on hands-free?
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'I'd hate for you
to have an accident.
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'Although, I would be on hand
to call an ambulance.'
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But I'd still be on the line.
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'You'd have to hang up
before the moment of impact.
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'Oh, no, I called you. We'd be fine.
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'I was just wondering
if you wanted to go to
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'the pictures with me tonight?'
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Tonight... did you say?
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Mm, I think I'm free.
Let me check my diary.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm free.
'We can grab a meal after.
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'There's a Thai place
around the corner. 3.8 on Yelp.
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'Hey, what's your Yelp cut off?'
Um...
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TODDLER STARTS TO CRY
Shh! Shh!
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'Sorry, you busy?'
No, that was a dragonfly.
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Just flew through the window.
Out! Out!
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What?
'Who's that?
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'Is that one of your kids?'
What? No, what kids?
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'The kids on Facebook.
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00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,960
'You have a lot of photos with
babies that look...' Nope, not mine.
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'I assumed that...'
Literally no babies.
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What are you, some kind of spy?
HE LAUGHS
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'Full disclosure,
I did work for ASIO for 17 years.
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'Should we meet at The Forum
at seven?' Brilliant. See you then.
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"Not mine! No babies!"
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I like to reveal you slowly.
Some men consider you baggage.
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Shit! Fine, I'll call him back.
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'No need. I'm still on the line.
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'That's all fine,
and nice to meet you, baggage.'
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RADIO HOST: A bus has broken down,
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closing a northbound lane
at Sydney Park Road.
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It's just gone 9am.
We hope you have a great Wednesday.
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It's just gone 5pm.
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Traffic's running smoothly
on your way home,
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so not as bad a day...
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TALIA SINGS:
# Driving home from work
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# Well, I'm not driving
Simoni is driving
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# But we've just finished work
We're gonna go get some dinner
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# Maybe a red curry from the... #
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TEXT CHIME
Stop it!
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Don't text and drive!
It's actually safer.
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Otherwise, I'm wondering what she
said, and I can't focus on the road.
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Well, you've got precious cargo
on board.
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Oh, we should get one of those signs
that says "supervisor on board".
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Instead of "baby".
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That was me trying to lighten
the mood.
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How did it go from me getting you an
interview to taking orders from you?
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At least I try and make them sound
like they're not orders.
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Like, I'll be like,
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"Hey, Simoni, could you maybe get me
a cup of coffee?"
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Or, "Oh, can you change
the water cooler
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"because that's actually
your responsibility..."
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You literally said
all of those things.
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I know,
but I try and say it with love.
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Oh, at lunch today, I was playing
tennis with Lim... Sorry, Mr Wong,
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and I beat him 6-1, 6-2,
but that's not the point.
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What he said was that
if you hit your KPIs better,
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you probably would've got
the job as supervisor.
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KPIs? You don't even know
what KPI stands for!
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That doesn't matter,
as long as you're hitting them!
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Oh, my God, did you hear that?
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I sound like one of them now.
It's mental.
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SIMONI SOBS
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Hey, hey. Here.
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SIMONI SNIFFS
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00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,320
Now, Sim, what I'm about to tell you
might shock you.
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But I don't think
I got the job as dispatch supervisor
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because of my ability
as a dispatch supervisor.
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00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,800
What do you mean?
It's because of my looks.
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00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,160
You think you're better-looking
than me? No.
307
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,960
No, that's not what I said.
Yes, you do.
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00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,160
No! I'm just fresh, you know?
309
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,960
They've seen you every day
for, like, the past seven years.
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I'm fresh meat.
I'm straight from the butcher.
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People at Kosciusko
don't think like that.
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They take the job of supervisor
very seriously.
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00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,960
Yeah, well, maybe they do, OK?
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00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,960
But I'm privy to a lot of chat
you might not hear.
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Like what?
OK.
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What I've heard is that
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Kosciusko might be being taken over
by Facebook.
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00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,960
By Facebook?
Uh-huh. That's what I heard.
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Why would Facebook want Kosciusko?
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00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,960
Oh, was it Facebook
or was it Amazon?
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00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,640
Anyway, either way,
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Kosciusko as a company
will not exist for much longer.
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00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,960
Wow. And I always saw Kosci as this,
like, big dependable teddy bear.
324
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,960
You know,
one that you might grow out of,
325
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,480
but it'd always be at
your mum's place if you needed it.
326
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,960
You know,
I thought that I would leave,
327
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,960
that I'd be the one to break Kosci's
heart, not the other way around.
328
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,960
Just, you know,
you just don't expect...
329
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,960
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
Seriously?
330
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,320
Again, editing is a real thing
331
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,960
you need to work on
with these stories.
332
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,960
If we get bought out by Amazon,
333
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960
I would just get into
professional cuddling.
334
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,960
You mean like those guys who wear
the "free hug" signs in the mall?
335
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,000
No, no, no, that's amateur stuff.
I mean, cuddle therapy.
336
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,960
It's clothes on,
no funny business and 250 a pop.
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00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,000
Maybe I could be your driver.
338
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,960
Like, your security detail
in case anything dodgy goes down.
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00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,960
Like my pimp.
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00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,960
Yeah! I could be your cuddle pimp.
Aw, thank you.
341
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,160
But just by... By looking at you,
I wouldn't say you were a fighter,
342
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,960
but I would say you're a bleeder.
343
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,960
Oh! You just made a big mistake.
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00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,960
Ha!
Ha!
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00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,960
Oh, my God!
346
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,960
I thought you would block that!
How did you not block that?
347
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,160
Oh, yeah,
I can see how this is my fault.
348
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,960
Oh!
Have you got...?
349
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,960
Yeah.
Oh, my God, I think I'm bleeding.
350
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960
No, you're not...
Oh, my God, I'm bleeding.
351
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960
I'm so sorry.
352
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960
You're lucky
I'm such a good coagulator.
353
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,960
You know what?
You're a coagulator, not a fighter.
354
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,960
THEY LAUGH
I'm a clotter.
355
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,960
I am Harry Clotter.
Oh!
356
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,960
Ugh, yuck. Careful of hepatitis.
357
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,960
Ugh!
THEY LAUGH
358
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,960
Oh, well, looks like I'll just
have to stick to my vocation.
359
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,960
Luckily, the world
will always need delivery drivers.
360
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,480
THEY CHUCKLE
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00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,480
Saturday night,
are you up for something super fun?
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00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,960
Yeah! Yeah, fun's my middle name.
363
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,960
In fact, it's not. It's Rowan.
364
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,960
But Rowan is Welsh for fun.
It's not Welsh for fun.
365
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,960
There's an event on in town,
but it's formal. Uh-huh.
366
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,160
You need a suit. Do you have a suit?
367
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,960
Of course I have a suit.
So you're in?
368
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,960
Yeah, hell yeah, I'm in.
Yes!
369
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Fantastic! I will let her know.
370
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,320
What? Who?
My mate, Carly.
371
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,960
She needs a date
to this swish event,
372
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,960
and she asked me
who the funnest guy I knew was,
373
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,960
and I said you.
374
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,320
Great, but I...
No, she deserves a break.
375
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:08,480
She's been stood up by
so many shallow dickheads. I just...
376
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,960
They all get freaked out when
they find out she's in a wheelchair.
377
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,960
Wheelchair?
Mm.
378
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,000
Right. Oh, I know what
you're thinking, and don't worry,
379
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,960
they've got ramps everywhere.
It's for the Paralympics.
380
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Paralympics?
Yeah, she plays wheelchair rugby.
381
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,960
It's brutal. She's got, like,
shoulders like The Rock. Oh!
382
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,960
So can I tell her yes?
383
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,320
RADIO HOST: Quick update.
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00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,960
Traffic lights are down
on the corner of Blaxland Road
385
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,640
and Devlin Street at Ryde.
386
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,960
Police are attending
the situation now.
387
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Any better?
388
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,960
I think the ice is actually
making it redder.
389
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,800
Shit!
390
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,960
I've got three hours
to be date-ready,
391
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,960
and I look like Luna Park!
392
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,960
Here's a tip.
393
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,960
Never be intimidated by beauticians
with accents in little white coats.
394
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,800
Yeah, I don't intend to conform
to society's beauty standards.
395
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,960
Anyway, I lie down, thinking I'm
getting a Brazilian, and she goes...
396
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
IN ASIAN ACCENT:
'OK, starting with
397
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,960
'the upper lip, are we,
Miss Movember?'
398
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,960
I said, "Actually, it's
Ms Movember," but it was too late.
399
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,000
She was already at me.
What's Gary gonna think?
400
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,960
Oh, Gary's gonna think
you got your moustache waxed!
401
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
It's a perfectly normal thing to do.
402
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,800
Stop freaking out like you haven't
left the house since the '90s!
403
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,960
I haven't left the house
since the '90s because of you!
404
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,960
It's your fault! Oh, dudes don't
care about body hair anymore, Mum.
405
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,960
Look at Vijay. He's a feminist.
He loves my hairy legs.
406
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,960
Oh, sure he does (!)
407
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,320
Vijay, take those off.
What's up, babe?
408
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,160
You love my hairy legs, don't you?
409
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,960
Aren't you just building up
for a wax?
410
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:39,960
Mum says the extra length
411
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,960
really helps pull
the whole hair follicle out.
412
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,320
Vijay, no, I'm making a statement
about the beauty myth.
413
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,960
Maybe you should...
HE IMITATES WAX STRIP
414
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
What?
It's science, babe.
415
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Male arousal patterns
are driven by visual cues.
416
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,960
Men have a deep, primal urge
to mate with women...
417
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:53,960
What, who wax their legs?
418
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,640
Or get electrolysis.
Your body, your choice.
419
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,960
WHISPERING: Very feminist.
420
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,480
WHISPERING: Shut up.
At least he's kinda smart.
421
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,960
Doesn't he pronounce vegan "vagan"?
At least he's good looking.
422
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,960
RADIO HOST: All eastbound lanes
have reopened on the M4
423
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,960
after a truck broke down
on the Cumberland Highway off-ramp.
424
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,000
Happy days.
425
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,960
$300 fine, no conviction.
426
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,320
I mean, I know you don't like him,
Barndog,
427
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,960
but your Uncle Miles
is a little master.
428
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,800
No, I know you don't like him.
Don't...
429
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,960
Don't say that,
he's just done good for us.
430
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,960
PHONE RINGS
Shh, it's him. It's him.
431
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,960
Miles! Mate, that was amazing.
432
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you!
433
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,960
MILES ON PHONE:
'You're welcome. It's what I do.'
434
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,960
Like, you were just amazing
out there.
435
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960
You were graceful like a swan.
436
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,960
Like, you had the tenacity
of, like, a Rottweiler,
437
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960
like a Rottweiler going a swan.
438
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,960
'I'm glad you enjoyed it.'
439
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,800
Oh, mate, it was thrilling to watch
you out there.
440
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,640
I can see why those lawyer TV shows
are so popular right now.
441
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,960
You should be on one. 'Yeah,
I've heard that before, actually.'
442
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,960
This feels good, doesn't it?
443
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,160
It feels good!
'We did it.
444
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,960
'Time to pop the Champagne.'
Oh, pop!
445
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
MILES LAUGHS
Yeah.
446
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960
'Enjoy the victory, mate.
447
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,960
'Um, oh, and PS,
the plaintiff's gonna sue.'
448
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,640
Yeah. What?
449
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,960
'PS, the plaintiff's gonna sue.
450
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
'You see, that was the criminal case
you got off today,
451
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,960
'which is great news,
as we discussed,
452
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,960
'but the plaintiff's gonna sue now
in a civil case.'
453
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960
But what do you mean, PS?
454
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,960
'Postscript.'
I know what PS means.
455
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960
'Oh, and I should add
456
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,960
'that pedestrians only need
to be 50% in the right
457
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,960
'in order to collect damages.'
458
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,960
So am I gonna lose?
'Honestly? Probably.'
459
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,960
Are you still representing me?
'Honestly? Probably not.
460
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,960
'But I'll give you a number
for another $10,000-a-day silk,
461
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,640
'almost as good as me.'
462
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,960
$10,000 a day?
Like, if I lose, I'll owe 200K!
463
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,800
'That's only if you lose.' You told
me to pop open the Champagne.
464
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,960
Why would you tell me to pop open
the Champagne?
465
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
'To celebrate the victory today!'
466
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,960
This is not a celebration.
467
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,960
'Lukas, please remember
468
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,960
'I represented you for free,
and you won.
469
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,480
'A simple thank you would be nice.'
470
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,000
I said thank you, like, nine times
at the beginning of the call.
471
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,960
Goddammit!
I'll have to get, like, legal aid.
472
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,960
'No, you're not poor enough
for that.'
473
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,960
Oh, well, I'm stuffed, then.
I'm gonna lose my house.
474
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,960
I'm gonna end up living
in Mum's garage.
475
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,960
'Mum doesn't even have a garage,
Lukas. She street parks.'
476
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:16,960
Yeah, I know she street parks.
477
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,960
'Then why would you sleep
in her garage anyway?
478
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:19,960
'She has two spare rooms.'
479
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Because it's the vibe
of the down-and-out.
480
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,960
I'd be in a garage, laying my head
on, like, an oily rug.
481
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,960
'OK, I don't have time
for your garage metaphors, Lukas.
482
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960
'Not after
I've worked all day for free.
483
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,960
Now, do you want the recommendation
for the other silk or not?' Yes.
484
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,160
'Sorry?'
Yes.
485
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,960
'OK. I'll forward you the deets.
And congrats again on today!'
486
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,960
Thank you, Miles.
'You're welcome.'
487
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,160
Don't you look at me like that.
Don't you dare.
488
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,960
So, it went well in court, then?
489
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,000
Yeah, he got a $300 fine,
no conviction.
490
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,960
But my lawyer reckons
I can sue him for 150 grand,
491
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,960
even though I'm 50% at fault.
492
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,960
Wow. 150K would be all right.
Mm.
493
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,960
Did you have a celebratory wank?
No, I did not, Ned.
494
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,960
You remember Tara, right?
495
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,960
The one who liaises between the
workshop and the central office?
496
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,960
Oh, yeah, she's nice. I like her.
Yeah, she is nice. I like her, too.
497
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,960
We had
a little mid-afternoon interlude
498
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,960
up against some packaging
in the eastern warehouse.
499
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,000
Note to self, sex standing up
500
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,160
is not as easy
as they make it look in the movies.
501
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,960
Yeah, well, she is considerably
taller than you.
502
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,960
Yeah, well,
I was standing on an OH&S manual,
503
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,960
and I still managed to strain
a calf.
504
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,960
Hang on, isn't she engaged
to Dave from inventory? She is.
505
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,960
And Dave's one of your mates,
isn't he? He is.
506
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,000
But apparently, he doesn't treat her
like a sexual being,
507
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,960
whereas I was more than happy to.
508
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:36,960
Does she know you're married?
Nah, I told her Jess and I broke up.
509
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,160
And have you broken up?
No.
510
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,960
But we will have about ten minutes
after you drop me off.
511
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,960
Oh. What are you gonna say, mate?
512
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,960
I'm just gonna tell her
I want an open marriage.
513
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,960
So you're not breaking up with her?
514
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,960
That's the genius of saying
you want an open marriage.
515
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,960
She'll say,
"We're either fully committed,
516
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,960
"or we go our separate ways."
517
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,960
And I'll say, "Babe, I gotta be me."
That way, she breaks it off.
518
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,960
I empower her.
It's called "fenimism", Ned.
519
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,800
It just sounds like
you're empowering your inner coward.
520
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,960
Not many people have got the courage
to talk to me like that, Ned.
521
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,960
It takes a lot of "ball".
OK. Very funny.
522
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,160
No need to get "teste".
523
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,960
All right,
you can stop it there, right?
524
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,960
Or we can "nut" this out
if you like.
525
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,320
Just leave it there, Macca.
526
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,960
You've only got one ball.
527
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,640
I think Beyonce was so much hotter
528
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,960
when she was pregnant
with the twins.
529
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,960
You reckon?
Oh, my gosh, yes.
530
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,960
It's a shame
she couldn't stick them back up.
531
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,960
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