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- Is it hot? - Yes, Mr. Praetor. - Come on, chancellor.

Mordini Ermanno lawsuit against Domenichini Cesare.

Is the accused in the courtroom?

- Stand up! - I am innocent, Mr. Praetor.

- Was he asleep? - I traveled all night to be here on time.

Who turned on the fan? Do you want to make me die? Turn it off!

- They want to kill me! - Mr. Praetor, here we are suffocating.

But no, it looks great! Besides, I have a cold, I'm sick.

This always shows off.

- Who are you? - Mordini Ermanno.

E 'the part lessa ... The part lesa.

- Are you suing for assault? - Yes, as per the records.

You, Domenichini Cesare, allegedly caused serious injuries

- to Mordini Ermanno. Exact? - It depends on your point of view.

But what points of view? Here is only the point of view of the law.

- On your feet when you talk to me. - Yup.

- But this doesn't have a lawyer? - Yes, ex officio.

- I appeal to the clemency of the Court. - Not now, it's too early.

- Domenichini, come here and explain the facts. - Do I expose? - Expose.

There must be a window open here.

Usher, check.

- Can I start from last year? - You are welcome.

It was a very cold winter. You can understand me, Mr. Praetor.

I live in a basement on the Tiber Island

and water and mice are at home.

Fortunately for a while there have been no floods of the Tiber

to increase the humidity of the walls.

But the rats that come to winter with us

they made an iron cure with our gas boiler.

They've reduced it to a sieve.

A whole winter without heating.

So in June my son Marco still had two tonsils

like two watermelons and the doctor said we needed a month at sea.

- Luca, open your mouth. - Which is? - The medicine for sore throat.

But I don't have a sore throat, Marco has it.

It means that so at least you don't take it.

It will be the increase in prices that will leave everyone speechless

and empty pockets.

- Marco, has it been 5 minutes? - It's been an hour.

Why don't you measure it under my arm like others do?

In the bottom it is more precise.

Still 38 and a half? Come on, go to bed.

- Luca, open your mouth. - Is that another syrup?

No, you have to take your fever too, love.

Don't worry, nothing will attack you . I didn't hold it in my mouth.

Can you show me your tongue? But then it's not just the tonsils.

Get into bed, I'm going to make you a nice purghetta.

Mom comes back right away.

- Cesare, how much does this vacation cost us ? - Excuse me for a moment.

6 times 8, 48. I write 8 and carry 4 ...

- Nothing, I get 38 million. - How is it possible? Let me see.

- Check yourself. - You put in 16 million ice cream.

Will they hurt us? I must have missed a few zeroes.

The calculator broke and I'm not good at math.

The only calculations that have worked well for me

- are those to the gallbladder. - Show me.

- You will not exceed 2 million, you will see. - You'll see you'll see.

If something more were to come, we only have 389,000 lire aside.

What if I pawned the fur and the bracelet?

The fur is synthetic and the bracelet now has verdigris.

I am afraid that at Monte di Piet they will realize that it is not pure gold.

Yet there must be a solution, let's do the calculations again.

It works for you! To me she wrote 1 plus 1 equals 80 and then she went crazy.

With the house of Ladispoli we exceed 2 million.

Let's take the one on the Aurelia, that of the level crossing.

With one million and 800,000 lire we take the kids to the sea

- and so Marco is cured of tonsillitis. - With that figure,

excluding extras, but we still have 389,000 lire.

At most we can operate Marco, make a nice package

and send the tonsils to the sea, at least they have fun. What do you say?

I say we have to go to the beach like the doctor said.

Why are there always tummy pains during the holidays ?

Sure, you drank all the baby purge !

Run me to the bathroom before Uncle tickles in!

- Busy! - It seemed to you!

Uncle, hurry up, the whole building is coming down here soon !

Do we have to go to the shelter? Has the alarm already sounded?

- Now do you write the memorial to the toilet too? - What do you care?

- Why not the toilet? - And on toilet paper as well.

Oh, what are you doing? Look, that's the chapter on the war in Africa!

- Do you want to clean yourself with the fall of Tobruk? - With the purge I took

I guess even the battle of El Alamein is not enough

- and the fall of Tripoli! - Maria, when do we eat?

- But we finished 10 minutes ago! - Did you give me the pastarella?

- It hurts, you have diabetes. - Caesar!

Do you want me to rewrite the whole chapter? Where have you arrived?

- In Caporetto! - Look, I was 12 then.

I didn't have time to do the First World War !

And I didn't have time to take off my trousers!

Medoro, if you don't give me an idea, I'll never go to the sea.

But do you know how much I should have to be able to go on vacation?

Excuse me, to get off at Ottaviano how long do I have to do the ticket?

- One million and 800,000 lire! - We are reduced like this on purpose.

Keep asking for increases. Let us kill you!

- No, sorry. - Forget it.

- Then? - Cesare, you have an ass!

It's the last thing I have left

- but I would like to use it only in case of life or death. - I have an idea!

Medoro told me: "Choose a nice place by the sea,"

"You build a shack there, it's illegal,"

"but when you've made the roof it can't be demolished anymore."

And the law is screwed!

So, thanks to Medoro's idea, I took my family to the sea.

We are out of tune strong! Shut up everyone, wait a moment.

Long live dad!

Sorry! Please, where is the free beach?

Straight ahead. I'm not going to dump all this garbage on us.

- Ah, no, this is our home. - I understand, earthquake victims.

- Still in such condition? - No, it's a prefab house

that we build by the sea. It is a chalet, a cabin.

He doesn't know we also have a veranda.

A very beautiful villa will come.

8h man, you missed the living room!

It was difficult to find a beach that was not crowded.

But after a day of trying and another full of petrol

we managed to settle into what we baptized right away

the last paradise. Even if there were too many stones.

- It's ready! - I'll come right away!

Come on, Cesare, otherwise the flies go there!

- Men at the table. - If they're still there . - Why? What happened?

- Nothing, then I'll explain. - Cesare, how happy I am.

This is truly a piece of heaven.

8 children, this place is clean and so we have to leave it.

- Honey, I'm proud of you. - Thank you.

- Did you ask for the salvage? - Yes. What do you say?

- Is it solid? - Very solid.

Put more effort into it, otherwise the chickens will all die there.

- But which chickens? - But isn't it a chicken coop?

Yes, I have decided to devote myself to the egg trade,

if the house holds up. Otherwise I open a counter of omelettes, that I care!

A nightmare. I worked all night, but before dawn

- I wanted to have the roof. Can I sit down? - Mom, what do we do?

Let's see dad as they give him a life sentence.

- Hello. - Hello!

- My family. - The door! The flow.

I took advantage of the cause

- to make him have another day at sea. - Yes, but go ahead. - Yup.

Before dawn I wanted to have the roof put up.

Dawn came first, but I came second.

I had succeeded, this time I had worked hard to make it solid.

But some pieces of wood were rotten

so I made a regulation that I would then explain to the others.

Like don't jump on beds and never slam doors.

Wake Up!

- Which is? - It's over.

- You like? - Beautiful!

Come a little, children! We have the house by the sea!

How beautiful she is! It's all ours!

- It's all paid for, even the mortgage! - Mamma mia, how big it is!

How naive it is! It looks like a "bucalof" from Polynesia.

- Mom, where is the toilet? - Then Dad explains it to you.

But, Cesare ... Didn't you even make a window?

- How do we change the air? - With buckets.

8yday!

Did you see how beautiful it is? We are neighbours.

We arrived this morning.

Do you want to come and sunbathe with us?

No thanks! Very nice!

- What do you measure? - Nothing!

Our house by the sea. But do you realize what's out there?

- Have you ever seen such a thing before ? - No, smaller and smaller.

- Guys! - Are you hurt?

Next year this house becomes two-story.

Wake up, guys. To do the bisognini come with me.

I saw a bush against the wind , but beware of nettles.

There are people, better, we will make friends.

Inside, kids! No needs today! It is full of asses!

- Luckily the male didn't turn around. - Before he was turned.

Why are you already out? 8ene, I'm glad.

All barricaded in here! I'll handle that!

This is crap!

Ah, are you British?

You can't stay here, I have children.

If they see you ... And above all him, they get upset.

Look, the children don't give a damn.

- Full nude worries mischievous adults. - You are italian.

So it has no justification at all.

Go somewhere else, we don't like this filth.

Be ashamed! He is the only one in Italy who goes to the beach all dressed up!

I'm not discussing it! I'm kicking you out!

- It's unconstitutional. - What does the Italian Constitution have to do with it ...

... with the buttock trade fair ?

I'm talking about his physical constitution ...

... which doesn't allow her to chase anyone away, except flies.

But luckily for him, I'm the peaceful type.

What are you doing?

- This deck chair is mine! - You are bigoted and selfish!

- You are in danger! - Caesar!

Forget it, otherwise let 's make the retrograde figure.

Basically they are always neighbors, we use other ways.

- Maria, it seems to me ... - Nice to meet you, Domenichini.

- Mordini, nice to meet you. - Let's talk about you too! - Quite right.

- What's your name? - Caesar. - Me Ermanno, called 8atacchio.

- Then I'll explain why. - It's not necessary, thanks.

- Why did you always look at it there? - In my face I'm ashamed.

Before, I was going to slaughter him.

- He doesn't cover himself! - Why is it so big?

- What? - The thing!

You say it's big? Maria, I'm normal!

Those are diseases. Such a one cannot make love!

Hey!

- You say? - If I were a woman, I'd be worried.

But look what had to happen to us!

And the children? They saw me naked.

If they see Mr. 8atacchio, they get the wrong idea.

Dad! Why can't we go out?

One moment. Let's go in.

Let's go guys!

Let's go and throw the dinghy overboard .

Mind the step. Maria, close the door.

8ene. Come on, Maria. Here we go! In line like the Indians!

- Dad, I don't see. - You don't have to see!

- Here it is full of stones. - Better, so you look where you walk.

- Maria, let's not delay! - That blonde who plays the guitar

- is oxygenated. - How do you know it? - Then I'll explain.

The way of adventure lies on this side. Forward!

8ravi, guys. Now you can take off the boat.

1, 2, 3.Via!

Guys, don't look ashore, otherwise you'll get seasick.

- Dad, we're on the dock! - But there is always the sea underneath!

Come on, tigers. Plan!

We leave with the sailing ship. Don't turn around, crew.

Come on, dear. Come, pearl of Labuan.

All to port. Here we go!

- Let's go. - Come back soon!

You come back when I say!

Let's get away from the enemy coasts.

- Dad, I'm cold! - Come on, we've won all the battles

we can't miss the last one!

- Maria, what are these doing? - They're cooking. They are dressed!

- Thank god. - Hello.

- Hello Maria. - But what matters is out there!

- They're half crazy. - Mom, I'm cold! - Close your eyes.

To run! Maria, be careful where you put your feet.

8children, at home! I got a sore throat.

- You too love? - Yes, awful!

- Do you want to eat with us, Maria? - No thanks. - They invited us!

He invited you, not us!

Do we want to ruin the innocence of our children? Rascals!

Behind the chair is a hole in the wall.

From there you can see the English naked!

Don't say anything to Dad, otherwise he'll block it.

Let's go guys! This morning at the sea we play blind fly.

- What kind of game did you come up with? - It is funny!

Blindfolded, let's see who finds the dinghy first!

- Dad, my feet break! - What big stones!

On board, crew. Maria, I'll give you the first.

Now comes the second. Here it is!

II cesto!

Always at sea, I look like Christopher Columbus!

Dad, can we take off the bandages?

Yes, but only in one eye, otherwise what pirates are you?

- I'll take it off! - We're going on a wonderful trip today.

- I will reveal to you all the mysteries of nature. - Why is there water?

There is water because God created it.

- Why is there water in the boat? - Huh?

God, he got a puncture! We are sinking! Stop!

I haven't finished paying the installments yet! Maria, let's go for it!

- Help, I can't swim! - I'm afraid!

- Help, I drown! - I'd let them drown.

- Maria, where are you? - Dad, do I have to save you?

- Help! - 8 children, don't worry.

- Here I am! - Help!

- Tigers, come on. - Help!

- Help! - Hold on.

Power.

- Where did I hold on to? - Do not worry. I'll take you ashore.

- I'm holding on tight. - Yes, but not too much.

- Sandokan saved us! - We were going to drown!

We are safe. We made it.

Marco, come down, you are heavy!

Hey! Thing!

What do you touch? He's fine, let's not exaggerate!

- I made 30, I make 31! - But which 31!

Maybe we fought unfairly,

but you force me to go out at dawn with this fact of the nude.

- My son has two tonsils like that! - The sea is good for him.

The world is so big, why do you have to stand here naked?

See how much space there is!

They did not go away. In the morning at 7 Mordini and the English were asleep.

I took the boys out with the excuse of fishing.

We've been here for 2 hours, but the fish don't bite.

- I see. - Are you sure fish like bread?

- He likes! - Why don't we try worms? - They make me sick!

He took the bait.

Here the costumes throw them. It will be from Mordini.

- No, for Mordini it is too small. - What do you know about it? - Look!

- I caught a rabbit- shaped fish . - How disgusting! 8th it.

It is disgusting!

I feel like throwing up. Guys, end of fishing. Let's go home.

- Did you really get scared? - Yes, the dead frighten me.

- It was just a rabbit! - If you caught an elephant, did you die?

Have you ever seen an elephant underwater?

When Mordini saved mum, I saw a trunk!

At home we do the math!

I'm sure you think we are trivial.

You know, when you are with the family!

But we are modern. I read the newspapers, I keep myself informed.

- We still have to take a few steps. Sugar? - I do.

You have just the face like the ass!

- You even allowed yourself to enter! - He just asked me for a coffee.

Maybe even correct!

Thank God that coffee doesn't make me nervous.

To me, yes! Do you want war? Let there be war!

Maria, wait here with the children. I'll be right back. I will do justice!

What would you have done in my place, Mr. Judge?

- Sorry. - Even at home! It was too much.

I went to the traffic police, they came after two hours.

Go from behind, I from here.

- Where is this exhibitionist? - Come in, Marshal.

- He must be strict. - I'll put them all in jail.

- Starting with that bitch. - From that whore!

- Put on the bra. - What harm have I done?

That is my wife!

You made me come all the way here to fine your wife!

- Why are you wearing this way? - So as not to feel embarrassed.

- Bare breasts are no longer a crime. - This is my wife.

Here are some real nudists who show off the nude!

Here they are. Bite!

- What's up? - The marshal wants to see our documents.

- It's just a formality. Come! - I'm coming.

He's the leader, arrest him. I have children!

- That is always naked! - There is no flagrant crime.

He is always naked. Maria, is it true that you always have everything outside?

- I've never noticed. - I do! A monstrous thing!

- It's true, he has a big disease. - 8yday. - 8yday.

I'm sorry. If I ever see him naked again, I'll call you.

Don't make us come back here unnecessarily. Here we go.

- See you later. - Goodbye.

- Why are you dressed now? - When I heard the sirens ...

... I realized that I could no longer be naked! - I have to find a system ...

- Domenichini! - Yes. - Whose shack is this?

- Keep the kids away, it might collapse. - It's solid.

I built that house! It is my home.

Really? We didn't go on an empty trip then.

- Now take it apart! - Sorry!

- Otherwise within 48 hours I'll send a bulldozer to take it down. - He can not.

- There's a roof! - The crime of illegal construction is configured

on state-owned land.

If he does not vacate immediately, arrest is expected.

- See you the day after tomorrow! - Marshal, sorry ...

- The arrest? - Dad, are they arresting you?

If they arrest you and take the shack down , we sleep with the British.

- Be quiet. - What do we do now?

It is very simple. I call Medoro and solve the problem.

If you don't take off your panties in the meantime !

Don't worry, Cesare, I have an idea.

If there is a sick person in the shack, they cannot demolish it.

- You need a seriously ill person. - Where can I find a seriously ill person?

- I can't rent it! - Do it yourself.

I? God forbid that I take a disease now!

If I do it they will notice!

You were born with a shirt because I also have the idea of ​​the idea!

Maria, it's me.

- I've done it. - You're upset. Didn't you get any sleep?

Yes, from Santa Marinella to Civitavecchia, driving.

The toll-keeper woke me up.

I drove 30 km of highway in the wrong direction in the opposite lane.

I spent a crazy amount of coffee, but uncle is in the car here.

He always slept. I found him at home already asleep.

To get him out I told him we were going to get ice cream.

He didn't notice anything.

I take it by the feet, they are lighter.

You take him by the shoulders.

Maria! Have you returned to Rome too?

He woke up!

- Caesar! - I'm here.

- Where did you take me to get ice cream? - The bars were closed.

I brought you here to us by the sea. Stay a month with us.

Here it is great. There is sun, sand ... Come.

The sand, the sun? Tobruk; hell of sand!

- Tobruk! - Tell him we're in Tuscany, he won't listen to me!

Uncle, your driving license has expired for 20 years! Uncle, there is the river!

- Uncle! - If this was a 8alilla, you would n't get me!

But it's not even a submarine! Let's go home.

I don't want to stay here even one day.

- I have to finish the memorial before I die. - Do not worry.

You can write the memorial here. There is a lot of peace here.

Look how beautiful our house is.

At the concentration camp there was one like it.

- They only locked you in if you strangled a sentry. - Come in.

- I don't want to be here. - Guys, wake up. Uncle has arrived.

- Is he sick? - I'll do it right, he's always going to die.

Still pissing on you! Maria, clean up Luca and Marco.

Uncle, this is the table.

These are notebooks.

Now you go here and write your memoir.

8ene, so I arrive until 8 September.

If you don't move from here, maybe we too will make it until 8 September.

If the brigade comes, tell them that you are very sick.

- Otherwise they kick us out. - We are going to the beach in a little while.

But they return immediately. If you are hungry, there is everything in the cupboard.

- But don't touch the honey, it's a poison to you! - Honey?

I do not like it! Is that the toilet?

- No, it's the shower. The toilet is outside. - Where is it?

You follow the flies. It is the second bush.

Don't go to the first one because the leaves are gone.

Maria, don't consume all the water, I'll take a shower too.

Now we even have the car in the river!

- Guys, it's full of shells. - But they are not found!

Look for the shells. Down!

The tanks advance.

They advance with the sound of scrap metal.

Not even in Tobruk I had these mirages!

English?

They treat themselves well in this concentration camp!

- Sir! - Dad, there are naked women.

- Talk! - Sick old man!

Do not worry.

It's normal.

Wouldn't it be better to go and see?

Uncle, you only have to feel bad when the fighters come.

Do those girls look like fighters to you ?

Uncle ate all the honey.

I won't be dead!

Guys, go dry yourself. Wait in the house.

Uncle.

Body transport in Rome, wagon, driver, petrol,

the paperwork: One and a half million.

If I had had the money we would have gone to the beach

and the uncle at best would play dead afloat.

What a disgrace!

I can make 1 million and 300, but I hope you become my client later.

If he shoots another similar figure, I die too

so we can make a double checkout and save money.

I understand your situation, but we are the best in the area.

I advise you to take advantage immediately, in the autumn everything increases.

Well, if it gets worse we take advantage of it.

- Isn't he dead yet? - Right now he's just got a cold.

But it is better to be foresight. Let's go, Maria.

- Who gives me 1.3 million? - You don't buy the coffin anymore?

Don't mess around, eat ice cream.

It takes an idea. I call Medoro.

- They all go to the beach. - Will we never see the naked Brits again?

No! If you look at naked women you go blind.

Say yes before he starts with the story of the stork.

But look at this how he puts the arrow!

What do you do, now turn right?

- What are you doing? - It's the fault of that son of a whore!

- Dead of sleep! Sozzone! - Sorry.

- Where did we get the hit? - There.

Put the arrow on the left and then turn right! You're drunk?

I was going straight, I didn't put the arrow.

- What about that? - Which?

That's uncle, he travels above because he likes to sunbathe.

- Maybe he got sunburn. - Now take another shot!

We have defeated the general! Let's go back to the desert!

Uncle! Then you are alive!

- Is alive! His Mortacci! - Uncle, but you hurt him!

Have you allied with the British?

I'm going alone to get ice cream at 8engasi! Tripoli!

We end this vacation in the tent ... on oxygen.

Mr. Praetor, Uncle was not dead, he had fallen into a diabetic coma.

I didn't notice because I don't look at the dead, they impress me.

Then the crime of wrongful death could arise.

- Do you know your uncle could die? - But forget it!

And then don't wave, I get a stiff neck.

Back then, he wasn't dead. Keep going.

Zio didn't want to go back to the sea and I threw myself back on the highway.

I needed a sick person and who was sicker than me?

I would have sacrificed it and my family would have taken the vacation.

- Dad, the car broke down? - Yes, or I attacked him with a fever.

We are on time, the 48 hours have not yet expired.

- 8atacchio's tent is gone. - It's true!

My home!

- Don't you knock? - I even played!

- This is trespassing! - Is this a domicile?

This is an abusive and abandoned shack .

Now the law says it's my home.

Do you do so? Now I'll show you!

- What do we do now? - There are no ideas.

Let's go to the car and think.

Cesare, do you think Mordini makes love with all three?

Let's not digress, I'm thinking.

- How do you deal with that disease? - I told you I'm thinking.

Maria, I didn't fall asleep, I'm still thinking.

I have half an idea that ...

Mom is evaporated.

This gesture has a meaning.

The liberation from the slavery of the moral taboos of the bourgeoisie.

Freedom intended as a return to origins.

- The nude experienced as a political gesture . - How good you speak!

I didn't know being naked on the beach was right.

- Now I'll take care of it! - I didn't do anything wrong!

Go to the car and wait for me there. We do the math with you later!

- We'll make them with you right away! - Are you starting again?

Come to my house, I'll buy you a coffee.

That's my house! Coffee too! I'll offer you four punches!

Finish it!

Come out if you are brave.

This is from your wife, give it back.

- They are kidding me? - Sure.

Ah, yesterday the policeman came, says the praetor is on vacation.

For the demolition it will be discussed again in September.

If you want to stay, I'll lend you the tent, otherwise happy mid-August.

But I'll kill you!

- Do not make me laugh! - I break everything!

I'm afraid Mordini got hurt.

- Our house is destroyed. - What a vacation!

What did you do, did you kill him?

Cesare, I've arrived, now I'll take care of it, don't worry.

In the name of the Italian people, having regard to articles 721 and 728

condemn Domenichini Cesare for causing injuries caused by

collapse of an abusive shack built with inexperience,

to 18 months of imprisonment and payment of damages

for a sum of 3 million and 750 thousand lire

or to the increase of the sentence for another six months.

- Kill, dad! - Lawyer.

- What do you think I do? - Don't pay, I have an idea.

Excuse me, Mr. Praetor, what is the penalty for voluntary injury?

- One year and six months. - Add!

At least I got this satisfaction.

Arrest him! Take it away!

Oh my God, what a pain! Mom, what a blow!

- I feel bad! - Come on, it's nothing.

Nothing? He broke my head!

- Courage. - Yes, courage!

- Maria, please. - Do not worry.

We hope they send you to a prison by the sea,

so in the summer we all come close to you.

- All who? - All.

All.

All?

Like all?

All.

He attacked me from behind, pushing me against a moving body

load of food and the like.

- What do you mean by related? - French brand sparkling wine.

- Champagne. - I confirm.

You're welcome, prosecutor.

She, Porceddu 8aingio, confirms the resistance to public force

by the accused Mario Zamboni.

I meant that ... Excuse me.

- You are welcome. - To question I answer.

Zamboni Mario procured a natural person for me in this case

resistance to serious injury to the rear.

As per medical report drawn up by a service officer

in response to hospitalization, so that I had three months of recovery

if no complications arise.

- That's all. - Please, take a seat.

The word to the defense.

Mr. Praetor. Gentlemen.

Look at this man.

Small, fat, insignificant,

suffocated and humiliated by an emotionless life

in a small sausage factory .

Are you sure he's a lawyer?

For once he let himself be carried away by the wind of sin

- opening the door ... - Who opened the door?

Praetor, I was saying it figuratively.

Silence or I have the classroom cleared . Go ahead, lawyer.

Maybe it's better than more than my courtly prose,

I entrust the description of the facts to modest words

of man. Come, Zambotti.

- Zamboni. - It's the same.

It's not the same. Zamboni is Zamboni.

Signor pretore, in the first place , not the sound of the "worm, solitaris"

as the gentleman said. I did n't choose it, but my wife.

Secondly, I am not suffocated by an emotionless life

because my factory is fine. 28 billion in turnover per year.

This is a solitaire, 4 carat and at home I also have a ruby.

You bought everything with my money!

Silence! We don't care about your business! Go on.

- Health! - Thank you.

In terzis, it is better that I tell the facts .

Last summer I was on vacation in Livorno with my wife and daughter.

My daughter had sympathized with a cadet on a cruise

of the naval academy and son of a widowed admiral.

Looking closely my daughter was a husband not to be missed.

- 8yday. - 8yday.

Are you a customer of the hotel?

I'm Mario Zamboni, we have the suite, 280,000 per day plus VAT.

- Do you want to leave the bags first? - Yes, we don't eat with a towel.

- It's obvious. - Luigi.

- I would like a very large table. - I understand.

Maybe he didn't understand, great because I'm waiting for guests.

If Admiral Olderise comes with his son, send him to us.

Please, when the admiral arrives , smile.

Don't be like the last time you yawned in his face!

But he is telling a lot of bullshit!

- Don't express yourself like that! - What is this dog?

- Poor beast, what's wrong with you? - But this is an elephant!

Take it off, I'm afraid!

It almost took off my shoulder.

Excuse me. He never confides in strangers.

Maybe some peculiar smell.

- You dog? - Dog will be his sister!

Ah, her sister dog! Bitch!

He's asking if we have a dog.

- No, no dog. - I apologize very much for Faust.

Allows? Fitzmayer, butler of the Krupper household. Dusseldorf. Germany.

Very happy, Mario Zamboni, Prize-winning company Cavallari sausages

Codazzo. Province of Modena. She is the owner, my wife.

Adalgisa Cavallari in Zamboni.

8yday.

- Everything ready for Faust? - Here is the bresaola.

- What a gentleman! - That dog looked like a donkey!

You smell like bresaola, that's why the dog came close to you!

- Maybe the dog stank. - No!

- Let's start with the appetizers? - I do not know...

Raw ham, a little bresaola with lemon.

But then you do it on purpose! I don't want bresaola!

- Give me the list, we'll choose. - All right.

- This fits on my stomach. - What are you getting, cuddly?

All.

- Here is your bread. - Take off please.

Dad, when is the admiral coming? What do you say, will it be the right time?

- Will it be the right time with Amerigo? - 8 good, good.

Here they are! They haven't seen us.

- What are you shouting? - They didn't see us! Admiral.

Dear lady! Go on, dear.

Dear boy, go close to Aurora, you will have many things to tell you.

Dear Admiral! Amerigo, how have you grown! You have also lost weight.

Zamboni, you are always witty!

- How are you, Miss Aurora? - 8ene.

- I'm going to get cigarettes. - Where are you going, Mario!

- I forgot the cigarettes! - Your husband shouldn't smoke.

- 8 of the object. Ancient? - Yes, two and a half carats.

- Please, take a seat. - Amerigo, smile at Aurora.

Wait a minute, stop the elevator!

Which floor?

Leave the door open! Then he really wants me!

It is the woman who chooses, there is nothing to be done.

How beautiful you are, I did not believe it when you gave me the wink!

But what is this? What do you want of me?

He slapped me!

At the restaurant he gave me a wink so I thought ...

From what comes what ...! But who are you?

We have been playing since last night at Frau Krupper's table.

Sorry, I didn't think ... Oh my God, the dromedary dog!

Take off this beast that looks like a rhino!

Good, I didn't do anything to you.

Get it.

- Did you hurt? - Now she hurts me with her hand.

The lady gave me a wink, what should I do?

His little eye be nervous tic.

She is nervous, her husband is never there, she is very faithful to a bad husband.

She has a lot of passion for gaming and great players.

- You great player? - Yes, I'm a great player.

- Because there is hope ... - No! How does it allow?

She is very serious. His only vice is casino.

- How messed up? - You always travel for fun.

Venice, Montecarlo, another game, another player, another casino.

- Run from casino to casino. - But tomorrow he still plays in the room.

I'd like to play in the room.

I understand you. Big, fat fat wife.

A slipper, a pain in the ass. Instead Frau Kropper great lady.

She sugary, buttery.

But you can only see her again if you are a great player.

You can play with her.

For this I want to make an amalgam ...

Did you want to melt it?

Now come down and put up with all the Admiral's exploits!

Don't shout, I was talking to ...

But we've been looking for a husband for Aurora for six years !

The admiral told me about his exploits. What balls! Excuse me, praetor.

I always thought of Frau Krupper, buttery, sugary.

But I had to jog at dawn to get the two doves closer.

- Amerigo, I can't do it! - Nothing is better than a run!

Let's let the two guys get to know each other .

- Twenty years! 8ei times! I remember ... - I can't do it.

Now you start making out!

I was exhausted. Luckily I met the butler ... What's his name ...

and said I was ready to sit at Frau Krupper's table.

I left the others in the cinema, they made a movie about submarines,

and at nine I went to Frau Krupper.

Royal flush.

Ace Poker.

If he decides to commit suicide, go further , blood horrifies me.

- Another hand? - No thanks.

- 8 goodnight. - See you later.

Good evening, gentlemen.

Little players, little men.

No great players here.

- I'll have to get bored. - Great player, Zamboni.

I already know her!

Yes, first he gave me a wink and then he slapped me.

You are welcome.

Here it is. The wheat.

Take away table money.

- Have you seen? - Poker, baccarat, chemen de fer?

No, I know how to do, the trump, seven and pinch, canasta and Italian broom.

- Italian broom? - Yes, the regular broom.

- I know! Do we have Italian cards? - I have them, I always carry them with me.

These are from Piacenza, the ones we use in the north.

Check, they're sealed.

- I missed it. - How long do you want to play?

- A broom we can make 1,000 ... - A thousand dollars a game.

- So I don't need any chips. - If you use it like this ...!

Spariglio of six of coins. Fuck three!

Here it is! King of Coins! Another broom! It was destiny.

Four of swords, broom!

I have the beautiful seven! Double point. Seven handsome and fucks.

I told you I 'm a great player.

It's not nice, he told me "vaffangluc".

No, he said "great luck".

How to say you Italians? Big butt? Big butt?

I was winning all the time. Seven beautiful, cards, coins, primiera,

- and broom, broom, broom ... - We get it. Let's proceed.

I won 13 games for a total of $ 13,000.

The lady got pissed ... I meant she got pissed.

In fact, I thought that the pink parenthesis would end

- before starting. - Unfortunate!

You don't even have the shame to hide your betrayals!

My wife is gone. Thank god.

Health! It's cooled a little.

- I can? - You are welcome.

So, the next evening Kutzviller came looking for me.

$ 13,000 is a no brainer.

Frau has millions of dollars, but her husband forbade her to gamble.

If he learns that she is lost ...

- Coat. - Certainly a coat!

This dog is nice, but he has such a head and it makes an impression on me.

He keeps you careful. Do you want to give Frau Krupper revenge?

- Gladly. - She very much admires you.

You great player, she finds you very charming.

- You big butt. - Sure I'm lucky.

Do you in Germany have all these nervous tics?

No, no nervous tic, she is waiting for you in the room all alone.

- To do what? - Little Italian broom.

I get it, the broom.

But then there are no misunderstandings? And alone? We understood each other?

- But get the dog out of my balls. - I'll get you out of here right now.

See you later.

Damn the misery!

He is in the room alone.

Big cat, were you looking for us? We are ready for a good canasta.

- Which canasta? - They decided that tonight

we would have made a nice canasta.

Dear Zamboni, I want you to be my partner against the lady and the young lady.

We will sink the enemy barges.

- There? - Yes, please, sit down.

At the officers' club they called me "The Terror of the Green Table".

To me "the southerner of the green table".

I remembered one thing. I have to do a small act.

- But we have to play. - I have to do a small act.

I thought you were the most prompt invitation Charlotte Krupper.

A lot of circumstances have happened .

Because the admiral's son wants ... It's family business.

I am a "seasoned" man, I brought back the $ 13,000 won.

No, gambling debt, honor debt.

Thanks, but I know your husband is a little nervous.

My very bad husband. I love, but I fear him.

He is a mania for weapons. He always shoot, shoot.

How to shoot? What is the killer doing?

No, he makes weapons.

He has a Gestapo face.

I am very grateful to her for rematch, but I would like to play with lire.

Dollars with her brings me bad luck, but I only have dollars.

And I only have lire. Let's exchange dollars for lire.

- A million dollars. - This is too much!

But since I am Zamboni, known all over the world,

the famous Cavallari firm, I will have about 53 million.

What does it matter, the dollar goes up, the lira goes down!

I change them. Here, you can check. This is the cash,

then I have cashier's checks from 8anca Rurale di Codazzo.

Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ... I keep these for tips.

- I am very grateful. - That's nonsense.

We billionaires don't mind this nonsense. They are small change.

Can I speak tete-a-tete?

The butler said ... I don't know how to tell him, I'm shy.

- Let's talk you. You are beautiful! - You great seducer.

You want to play love instead of vile money, right?

Tempting demon, you know my weakness for play!

You like me because you sit great.

It means luck! Sure I met her so beautiful!

Damn, I have to go down and take the pill, I don't feel ...

I'll be back in two or three minutes.

- I'll come back soon. - I'll wait for you. - And I'll get back to you!

- My Madonna! - Let's give him a hand.

- He hurt himself? - Thanks, it's nothing.

I slipped, nothing serious. I thought it was the earthquake.

Do me a courtesy. I'll give you 50 dollars, 100 in fact.

In two minutes you come to the sitting room and say:

"Mario Zamboni on the phone, for a long and urgent phone call."

- All right. - Keep the flowers. Thank you.

- Here I am, Admiral. - Finally.

Sorry, but all the bathrooms were occupied.

Here we are all elderly, they are "prostatic".

Not bad, I was telling his wife and dear Aurora

the forcing of the port of Malta. The treacherous winds ...

Twenty! Plus twenty forty. I take this and discard this.

- How beautiful! - Zambotti, gave the deck.

- I? - To the girl.

Sorry, a long phone call for you, Mr. Zamboni.

What does long mean?

Long in the sense that it comes from afar, from Latin America.

Too bad, the canasta was amusing me.

- I'll replace the ... cadet. - My son doesn't see very well.

- Is it presbyopic? - No, myopic. It lacks 8 diopters.

- Ah, I got that. - Eight diopters.

If that's another excuse not to be with the admiral, you'll pay for it.

You have five minutes, I put the ringtone on your wrist.

After I come to look for you. And I will find you, do not doubt.

I'll try to do it soon, honey.

- Mrs. - Say.

Madonna, how beautiful she is! What a beautiful transparency!

Looks like Marlene Dietrich! And also "davantich"!

- Made you wait a long time. - The blue angel.

I arrived...

- Sorry. - Great actor!

This pleases a German woman.

Let's try to break the delay, do something.

- Let's fix the situation. - No!

You great player, I great player.

You have to win love with cards.

Very erotic!

Can we make the game faster? With cards it is too long.

8 thrill of a great player!

Let's play streap sweep.

- How much news from Germany! - I'll take cards.

You lucky to sweep.

The broom is too long. Let's go to whoever raises the highest card.

Yes, higher card. This likes German woman.

Even an Apulian man likes it.

- Get up, please. - Will I get up?

- Letter. - Letter.

A woman! It's women's night!

- Streap, streap! - Tu grande sedere.

- Yes, I do everything myself. - Raise up. - I like this game.

This time you screwed me. Mine is lower.

- Trousers, please. - Yes, I take them off.

But we can't do one thing ... like all couples do?

I feel an excitement, a thrill ...

I too feel tremors of great excitement.

Okay, you won my body.

Winners and losers together! No, right now!

I have to take a diuretic, I have a duodenal ulcer ... in my throat.

I'm waiting for you in my big bed.

Hurry up, love.

With a female like this, I have to go to the admiral!

I'm in underwear! What do I do now?

Where do I go dressed like this?

- I'll give you 200 dollars, give me the pants. - What do I do?

- You're back! - It's your turn.

Sorry. Here we are!

No, what are you doing? If you discard this they make canastone. You're a ... big baby.

- Amerigo, be careful. - So, the long phone call?

Nothing, it was nonsense, in the factory ...

Aurora!

- Discard! - What did they want from the factory?

- There is a control of finance. - Oh God!

Excuse me, admiral, will you allow us a moment?

- Sure, please. - A moment.

A control of finance and you are so calm?

If they find the account on the Swiss bank?

All the liquids of Aurora's dowry are deposited there!

- Then she gets married without liquids. - We are ruined.

You are ruined, the owner is you, not me.

Find an excuse with the admiral now and get in line!

- Blessed Madonna! - Excuse me, admiral.

Excuse me, admiral. Unfortunately I have to go, duty is calling me.

I was, first the duty and then the pleasure.

So she tells so many things!

I can tell about the sinking of the Rex.

Leave me some money in case I have to hold you back.

I don't know if I have Italian money.

- I have the dollars. That's 50, 60 dollars. - They are not enough.

- 100, 150. - Not enough. - 200. Keep it all!

Damn! I was putting the tent back in place

who had taken her to make the skirt. But is he angry with me?

You're the one who is mad at me! Keep $ 300 for the trouble.

Damn pants! Now I take it off.

Is that you, my great little player?

Yes, it's me, little big player.

- Here I am. - Come, my little big love.

You called me "love"! If you say "come" I come.

8ella! 8 creamy, sugary!

We also missed this now! Down, good.

- What do you want? - He always present love with my husband.

Oh yes? Excuse me, fraulen,

don't we make traditional love, naked?

I'm afraid it will bite my lower abdomen.

Does it bite? No, nothing bites. He good. You like him.

It won't be a little ... German fag .

Even with the dog, I don't give a damn.

Her husband is coming, I'm sorry. Goalkeeper warned me.

I try to stop him but get him in the elevator!

Madonna, that's the one in the picture with the gun in his hand!

- You have to leave now! - Which pants should I wear? There are two.

The dog has the jacket in his mouth!

- Take it easy, give me your jacket. - Soon!

Quick, go!

If he sees me he'll kill me.

- Hide in the toilet. - Yup.

- But where, in the cup? - No! - Ah, under the toilet!

Away, you ugly beast!

Soon, he went to the toilet.

- The dog ... - Quick, escape the window!

- Come on, Elvira, pack your bags. - Yes, I'm ready.

Faust, you liked Zamboni, huh!

Sure, it smelled like bresaola!

We took a lot of money away from him.

It got stuck! How does this thing open?

- 8uonasera. - 8uonasera.

The undersigned and my colleagues are conducting a confidential investigation.

Reported individuals peddling counterfeit foreign currency,

in this case, dollars U point, S point, A point.

It means US dollars!

They spend like great gentlemen across the continent.

8 Let us return to these young people who immediately loved each other.

- Best wishes. - Thank you.

- How hot! Can some ventilation be turned on ? - Sure.

This heat reminds me of the heat it was on the Rex deck

- in '42 when they sank us. - Tell me, Admiral.

I was with my brother-in-law Luigi when a whirlwind ...

What is this icy wind? Blessed Madonna!

I dollari!

They are all fake!

- But really fake gift! - Say false.

Oh my God, the suck!

- But hadn't he left? - I left with the suck!

- What are you doing in your underwear? - It was hot in there.

- Unfortunate! - What are you doing with all these dollars?

I won them in the game. Forget the money!

- But ... - I care about the dollars!

- He gave me the fake money! - He's under arrest.

- In the name of the law, stop! - Leave me alone!

Help! Stop the cart!

The glasses in the back!

They want to arrest me. Say we played broomstick.

I won all evening and you said "big butt", remember?

Who is he? I don't know him.

- What does it mean? - Remove lady's hand, please.

Street. I never met you. Here we go.

- He gave me a wink! - Say something in his defense.

Admiral, go fuck yourself!

- That's all? - That's all.

It's not all. Evelina Kruger, South Tyrolean

and Federico Pattibon, from Veneto, were arrested a few days later

at the casino of Sanremo.

- The door! - The door! He's cooled!

Thank you.

The crime of trafficking in counterfeit money can be declassified

by virtue of the confession of the woman who exonerated him.

- She proved to be an honest woman. - Honest a horn!

- That's the woman you deserve. - Does that seem a little to you?

8ella, buttery, with two antennae like that!

She's a whore! Only a fool like you could fall for it!

You destroyed everything! This angel still mourns his broken love.

- Are you planning to get a divorce? - No. Never, praetor.

- I imagined! - Bad.

- Acquitted. - Acquitted?

- Acquitted. - Thank you. I was acquitted!

- I was acquitted! - Thank you, lawyer.

I knew it!

I'm going to have to live forever with a woman like that. What a condemnation!

I will make you pay! You humiliated me in front of the praetor!

If I didn't speak ill of you, they arrested me.

- Here! I knew it! Cursed. - Mrs. Adalgisa.

Acquitted!

I was sure about that. Zamboni, congratulations!

Let's bury the hatchet and let these doves

take off again. Amerigo, kiss!

- Shall we go party at the bar? - With pleasure.

Dear Mrs. Adalgisa, have I ever told you ...

This he told us a thousand times, that's enough!

- Mario? - Yup?

Where is the file?

The file!

Therefore.

"Lawsuit for moral and material damage brought by Alberto Dal Prΰ against:

Finetti Fernando, Giovanardi Felice, Antonio Spannato, Mattioli Remo,

Moffi Domenico, etc. Etc.

Of Italian nationality

and Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid of Arab nationality in absentia. "

- One moment. - Who is she?

I am the secretary of His Highness Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid.

He says, I say. He thinks, I think.

He innocent, I innocent.

So she is responsible for the crimes ascribed to him.

If he is guilty, I am guilty.

Do you have a lawyer?

Here they are now arrived from Akaba, emirate of the Persian Gulf,

our master's house.

No introductions, let's proceed.

- The injured party, Alberto Del Prΰ. - I'm here.

- The injured party come here. - I can not , as you said, I am injured.

- All injured? - Not all.

The language works in fact now they all spit.

Silence! What is that? Silence!

- I apologize. - Now I also ascribe the crime of threat to you!

- You have to stay calm! - You set out ... the facts.

- My wife Francesca. - Francesca Cherubini, nice to meet you.

Pleasure. Del Prΰ, come to the point.

At the exclamation point! This is a story of exclamation marks.

The important thing is not to leave any question marks, start from the beginning.

- My poor mother ... - Evelina.

Evelina. He had lost all hope, but I arrived ...

- Tell the story of your life? - She said from the start.

From the beginning of the judicial affair .

I didn't want to leave question marks.

Try to be more concise.

So I skip the happy youth, the turbulent adolescence,

and I start from the moment I become the owner of a shipyard

put up with the sweat of his brow ...

Thank you.

Armpits and other parts of the body that need not be listed.

8puffone! With the sweat of our brow!

Silence! Keep going.

I was the owner of a large and prosperous shipyard .

I was not short of orders, I had built important boats,

when I finally got my hands on Charybdis' ambitious project.

A fairytale yacht.

Del Prΰ, truly formidable! It must have cost you a lot!

Mostly a lot of patience.

It was a model, we were only at the design stage.

I was in financial straits because of the economic situation.

Which also caused me major problems with the staff.

- Doctor, my salary? - What do you do with all this money?

- I have to go to the hairdresser. - I'll comb it from tomorrow.

Del Prΰ, today is the third salary you haven't paid!

We are tired of waiting! You have to pay us!

- Today is the twenty-seven ... - Silence!

Workers, friends, I have good news for you.

Your requests will be fulfilled by tonight .

I promise!

Now get back to work, don't piss me off.

Del Prΰ, by now it's night if you don't pay it's a blow .

X1 calls X2, over.

X1 calls X2, stop that music, over.

- XY, can you hear me? - Here XY2, I listen to you, can you hear me?

Loud and clear. Francesca, I 'm surrounded by the enemy.

I am on the canal, I try to melt it with the boat.

Wait for me at the dock as per plan X

Ok; received. Over and out.

Hey! He ran away!

He screwed us! Let's go to the gates!

Here we go!

8Let's leave the exit!

Counterorder.

Let's move on to the emergency plan.

Appointment at Y5 with tetanus. Over and out.

Workers, friends, be patient! You will be paid.

Ours is not a company, it is a big family

and you are all my children.

Let's make that fool shut up!

Workers, friends, be patient! You will be paid.

Ours is not a company, it is a big family

and you are all my children.

It's a puppet.

And he!

Workers, friends, be patient! You will be paid!

It's another puppet! He's kidding us!

Too bad, if it was him, I would have thrown a stone at him!

What the fuck are you doing? Do you throw stones? Then you are assholes!

We will make you pay!

Come in!

How pale you are! You look a bit beat up!

Above all beaten.

You can't go on like this here if the Arab doesn't save us ...

The Arab in question was precisely Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid

- represented here. - Very unworthily.

The pill.

Madam, please.

- I'm collecting the pills. - It's not just a matter of pills.

Excuse me.

Go on, tell us how this Abdok el Raskid was supposed to save you.

No! Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid,

immeasurable prince of the emirate of Akaba.

Who will this Arab ever be!

He's so rich, but so rich,

who is convinced that Agnelli is an auto electrician from Turin.

Keep going.

I learned in great secrecy that the Arab wanted to buy a yacht.

It was the right time to place the Charybdis and I went to him.

It was no secret, we were 40 companies and each with a project.

And the Charybdis was chosen. Pill.

8el shot.

Yes, but the Arab wanted to have guarantees on the solidity of my company.

I was calm because I could rely on the understanding of my workers.

I feel like throwing up!

We must build the Charybdis! We must build the Charybdis!

- Calm down! - Stop! Let's hear what a story it has to tell us!

I propose bread and work for six months

as a good father would do with his own children.

Because we are a big family!

The construction site is not mine, but it is above all yours!

Because when it comes to collaboration, the construction site is ours,

but when it comes to profits, is the yard yours?

- That's the truth! - Quite right.

The profits have never been there and it's time to move on!

I want to show you who I am! I am one who has the balls like that!

I am capable of fighting like a gladiator,

I will be your leader if you want to be my soldiers!

- I will lead you to victory. - Let's get down to business.

- When do you pay us? - I was expecting this question!

- I really expected it! - And what do you answer?

What do I answer? I tell you that ...

I do not know what to answer! I am desperate!

I'm a shit, I'm a coward!

A good for nothing, you have to help me, you can't make me die like that!

- Del Prΰ will you give us the three months ' back wages? - Yup!

- Even the raise we asked you for? - Yes, yes.

- 8ene, we're with you. - Thanks friends.

One moment! First a firmettina, we have prepared the contract.

I don't have a pen.

Why do you have pens?

- It's all OK? - Everything, doctor.

Holy shit, please!

- They're coming, shoot! - Faster than sunlight!

Del Prΰ, very pleased.

Very pleased. Very pleased.

- They're my bodyguards. - Of the body? Ah, sorry.

I am Akim, servant of our great master

Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid.

What I listen to, he listens. What I say, he says.

What I see, he sees.

- What does he do, sorry? - Who?

- Sorry. - I said: What I see, he sees.

And I see that this construction site is small and shabby.

The dress does not do ... Arabic.

Behind those plates hides a nautical technology

who dream of it in Cuneo.

Please have a seat. Come and see.

What's there?

To the left, for the onlooker, there is the anchors department.

On the right the compass department.

- You never get used to certain noises . - You are welcome?

- About work, I mean. - Ah, about work.

They arrive.

Dai!

Too strong!

- How do you react? - He took the bait! He took the bait!

8ene, let's move on to the second phase. Come on guys!

- It's really impressive. - They don't have a sense of proportion.

- Give me! - Quick, we must look like a thousand!

Forgive the confusion, but we're overwhelmed with work.

This does not match the information I have had about her.

Gossips, the competition!

I'd like to visit a random shed ... That one.

Number 4!

- Why are you screaming? - Excuse me, it's the habit of leadership.

This way.

Quickly, at number 4!

- How many workers do you have? - How? - How many workers.

I don't know, I couldn't count them, they never stand still.

Hurry up!

Come on, they come!

We're here!

You are welcome.

Good job. May Allah protect you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I'd like to see another department.

8affi, he wants to see another department,

intercom to 5 intercom that we are arriving.

8ene doctor, on 5!

- Intercom quickly! - To fly!

- Come on, so he can't recognize us! - The glasses!

Back!

Green light, at 5 o'clock!

One moment! I'll lead the way.

What happens? Can't you enter?

- He feels bad? - No, I'm praying.

Praying? A faithful!

Are you a Muslim? - Yes, but stay between us, these are delicate things.

Have you ever been to Mecca?

Every year, July and August.

Please make yourselves comfortable.

Good job to you too.

- You are welcome. - Strange they all look a bit alike.

The country is small, they all come from the same stock.

8ene, it was a very satisfying visit .

What I said, he says. What I hear, he listens.

What I have seen, he sees.

If you want to write what he writes ... sign the contract for me.

Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid is a capricious man,

- likes to define his business on his own. - Quite right.

He wants to meet her, it will all depend on the liking he will have for her.

I could invite him to my house, but I'm afraid I'm not up to it.

Don't worry, my lord has simple tastes.

Then I make pizza!

8asters a Persian rug so that he can sit,

orchids to be able to look at and to eat small samples of the sea.

Oysters, bottarga and goose liver in an oriental atmosphere.

I organize, but I recommend it though.

The Persian carpet, Mr. Praetor, was lent me by the tenant opposite.

But I paid for the rest by pledging the last remaining silverware.

If that wasn't enough, may Allah drown him in an oil well,

Omar Abdul Joshef Rashid presented himself with the twelve wives.

They were very nice,

but they ate like an army of Kurdish guerrillas.

Not to mention Akim and the two bodyguards.

Are you still here?

There are no more qualified personnel .

Domenico, will you play some music?

- Joshef's wives are beautiful. - Can not see anything.

You can't see anything, but look at what beautiful blonde hair they all have.

He's looking at me again. He did nothing else all evening.

Reminds me of Omar Sharif in that spy movie.

Let him spy, the eyes are not the hands. Don't care.

You made me wear this dress! You see everything.

Would you rather be packed like that over there?

And hide all the good things you have?

But do you see him as he looks at me? I wouldn't want him to imagine ...

Let him imagine.

Imagination costs nothing, a tribute from the company.

It is the boat that has to pay, in cash.

Will the lady dance for me?

What I ask, he asks.

I? Really...

8alla, think of Charybdis, don't be stupid.

You are welcome.

I never wear it, almost never.

- How are things going, Del Prΰ? - Mind your cock,

think about pouring the champagne.

If things go wrong, the cocks will be hers.

You are welcome.

No, our religion prohibits alcohol.

Bitch, you're ruining everything for me. Go!

Thank you.

- 8rava. - Thank you.

Excuse me, what did you say?

It is a sweet and poetic ancient Arabic expression .

Maybe a little colorful. My lord says

who has never seen a moon resting on such a beautiful ...

it's a bit difficult to translate. How do you say with ass education?

The dishwasher must have popped , sorry.

Del Prΰ, go ahead.

Sorry if I smoke, but I'm a little nervous.

The party lasted until morning and despite the misfortune in the kitchen,

things were looking their best.

At one point, Mr. Akim, at 4.27

- sang a Neapolitan song. - O my sun.

- No! - Come, no?

- Yes, I swear! - I said no to my wife,

- put the lit cigarette in my mouth . - I'm sorry, love.

- Doctor, I continue? - Lawyer, let's not mix dialectics.

- Go on, - Francesca, you go on, my foot hurts.

Before leaving, Joshef, he made us understand in his own words

that he would sign the contract

and that he would have made an advance of half a million dollars.

After, read the contract first.

"For delivery within 12 months a total of 10 million dollars."

We hope to go back, you took us by the neck.

"Postilla.

Wanting to add a thirteenth brown pearl

to her collection of blonde pearls. "

I do not understand.

"Postilla.

Wanting to add a thirteenth brown pearl

to her collection of blonde pearls. "

I do not understand the footnote, excuse me.

It is a decisive note.

My lord is a very temperamental man , I told him.

At his party the other night, his heart beat faster.

His harem suddenly seemed incomplete.

Now he wants to add a thirteenth brown pearl

at twelve o'clock he already has and always keep it to himself.

What I wrote, he wrote.

He would like to add a thirteenth brown pearl

to the twelve blondes he has.

A lot ... a lot it costs nothing.

- Please have a seat. - What does he do?

- That's 10 million dollars. - Please, take a seat.

Ouch!

What I gave to you, I gave to him.

I will never give in to Arabic and its footnotes.

A small detail on which we disagree.

A cousin.

A thirteenth brown pearl? What a beautiful expression.

Besides being handsome, Joshef is also poetic.

Who knows how would I be with the veil?

Francesca, let's not talk bullshit.

Besides, today the distances don't matter anymore.

I would come to see you whenever you want, even very often.

So I would become my wife's lover .

I know it's not possible, but you could pay back wages,

buy new machinery and I would become the favorite of the harem.

Who will it be at this hour? I'm going to open.

The favorite of the harem.

Don't do it, we'll give you an oil well.

Thanks, water and oil all right.

8ene,

let's see if it makes you laugh too.

Do you see this? Now I release the safety ...

and count to three.

Do you know what happens after I count to three?

Four five six.

Laugh, laugh, you'll see what a mess is happening to you!

Seven eight,

nine ten...

Allows?

- Just her was missing. - I bring you a new proposal.

Me too.

- What have you done? You're crazy? - I thought I was in the harem.

Excuse him so much.

Excuse me, I was unable to measure the power of the forearm.

- You are welcome. - Mr. Akim wanted to talk to you about a new proposal.

Tip.

My lord thought about it and realized

that cannot forever separate what your God has united.

- Thank god. - He bought a wonderful villa in the city

- with a beautiful alcove. - Then?

He has decided that he is content with just one night of love.

One night of love? Did he take me for a whore?

Out of this house, rascal, pimp, maintain it!

Out! Go to that thug of your master!

Slave of the malora!

I understand getting married, but only one night of love!

How dare you?

8rava, my love,

I lost a billion dollar business, but I found my wife

Now I feel able to face the workers with my head held high.

Without the weight of the horns.

Italian brothers,

we are all children of the same earth,

and we will not allow an Arab to insult our noble race!

We will say no to his money, his oil, his lust,

to his low animal instincts! Long live honor and dignity!

Here we go.

I see you understand me.

That's not all.

Fuck him and his petrodollars!

It was great, doctor.

I got carried away in the final, but well ...

Ready? It is you! How did it go?

All right, the workers agree with me.

I made one of those shots that they will remember a lot!

- It has been difficult? - Unfortunately I had to be very raw.

- I hope they don't want me. - Come out, Del Prΰ!

Come out, Del Prΰ!

Stop lingering, Del Prΰ! Del Prΰ!

You have to give it to him! Get her fucked!

Do you give it to him or don't you give it to him? Dispute at the Del Prΰ yards.

All construction sites in agitation for solidarity and support!

Do not worry.

I had to leave the opening to come, it's a bad situation.

- Your Eminence. - We are in the hands of the Lord.

I would say in those of the lady, and not really hands.

No, I can't take it anymore.

Mayor, Minister of Labor, President of the Region!

The unions, the bishop! Francesca, the nation asks for your sacrifice.

No way.

Do it, what does it cost you? For one night only!

It's like pulling out a tooth. Do as if it were me, close your eyes!

Make a sacrifice, think of Muzio Scevola.

He offended me!

What if the Arabs turn off the oil tap?

The machines stopped, the companies paralyzed,

it will be a winter of hell!

The old will die like flies in hospices,

and in schools children with frozen hands will ask the teachers

Whose fault is it? From Mrs. Del Prΰ, it's annoying!

Yes, yes.

- And he. - Him, for me?

Ready? Yes, I'm Francesca Del Prΰ.

If you ask me, I can only answer: Present.

8rava.

Obtained my wife's consent under pressure from above,

Joshef sent to pick us up at 7 pm on the appointed day

from a white Roll Royce that was supposed to lead us to a pied-ΰ-terre

of Arab style that the sheikh had built.

8in the car, huh?

Del Prΰ, save our children from hunger !

We are doing our duty.

Keep your hands off the car!

Go, go.

Del Prΰ, you are all of us!

- You are welcome? - My lord says that ...

And she! I recognized her from her voice.

My lord is very happy that he finally

its thirteenth brown pearl is here.

Contract.

- Little Riding Hood. - Excuse me, I have a prehensile hand.

- What is written is written. - Sure.

There is also the check.

The time has come to part ways.

Hi, honey. I'll come get you in the morning.

Please, do only the indispensable.

Remember, it hurts me more than it hurts you. Hello.

What's up? Can't you get out of there? Do you get out of there too?

For me, going out here or there is the same. Do you go out?

Do you go out or not?

Which way do you leave?

Good evening, ladies. It is the harem.

Very pleased. Undress me?

Even the pants? I do.

It was like an exchange, I earned it.

- Surprise? - Maybe a little disappointed.

Nature must take its course.

This is because of his disappointment.

It is our ancient tradition

offer farewell tea to the departing guest .

Ah, that's her!

I was joking with his wives. They made me up, dressed me.

They are nice, kind.

All men!

- My love. - One moment!

Cuckold yes, but no ass!

Francesca, help! Arabic is culattone! They are all culattoni!

We have been ambushed! They want to take advantage of my body!

Help me! Hide me! Take me away!

Francesca, help me, do something!

I'll be back for you in the morning. Alberto, it hurts me more than you.

No, it hurts me more!

I prefer to break my legs!

Let's go see what happened!

- Guys, take me away. - What's he doing dressed like that?

He's a big butt, he doesn't want my wife, he wants me!

- What's the difference? - For you!

Come on, be good, go do your duty.

One moment! One moment!

- Come on, Del Prΰ! - You are crazy!

You cannot break the contract, the clause is decisive!

The ass is not a footnote!

For this I ask for an exemplary sentence that repays me.

Damn what a story! I get chills in my back.

What's this?

How beautiful!

What a kind thought! I'm from Joshef!

I'm for you.

- Will you, Mr. Praetor? - You are welcome.

- Doctor, good news. - Say.

If we withdraw the complaint,

the sheikh guarantees her the purchase of 12 Charybdis.

12? 120 billion.

- Are there any footnotes? - No.