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JEEZ, BRAIN,
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WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TONIGHT?
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THE SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT, PINKY-
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TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *
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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* ONE IS
A GENIUS *
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* THE OTHER'S
INSANE *
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* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *
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* THEIR GENES
HAVE BEEN SPLICED *
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* THEY'RE DINKY *
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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *
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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN
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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN
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* BRAIN
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* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE
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* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED
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* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN
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* THEY'LL TAKE OVER
THE WORLD *
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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *
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* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN
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* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN
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* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN
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* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH
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* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *
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* THEY'RE DINKY *
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* THEY'RE PINKY
AND THE BRAIN *
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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN
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* BRAIN, BRAIN
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* BRAIN,
BRAIN **
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NARF!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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AT LAST,
PROFESSOR MIFUNE,
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YOU HAVE PERFECTED
THE PROCESS
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OF SHRINKING
ELECTRONIC DEVICES.
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SO WE CAN SELL THEM
TO AMERICANS
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FOR LOTS OF MONEY.
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YES, SHIMURA.
NOW I SAY TO YOU,
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MINIATURIZATION
WILL BE VERY BIG! HA HA!
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HA! HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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FLASH! RUMORED SIGHTINGS
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OF LEGENDARY PREHISTORIC
MONSTER GOLLYZILLA
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CAUSE THOUSANDS TO FLEE
FOR THEIR LIVES
IN NORTHERN JAPAN.
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YES?
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YES. VERY WELL.
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THAT WAS THE EMPEROR.
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HE WANTS YOUR
SCIENTIFIC OPINION
ON GOLLYZILLA.
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GOLLYZILLA!
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COME. THERE IS
NO TIME TO LOSE!
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NARF! BRAIN, LET US GO
AND SEE GOLLYZILLA.
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WE CAN WATCH EXCITEDLY
AS HE CRUSHES BUILDINGS,
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AND THEN FLEE IN TERROR.
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SNAP OUT OF IT,
PINKY.
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OH! THANKS, BRAIN.
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THIS SCIENTIFIC EQUIPMENT
WILL BE INVALUABLE
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FOR MY PLAN
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GOING
TO SHRINK ELECTRONICS
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SO ONLY MICE WILL
BE ABLE TO OPERATE THEM?
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DON'T BE ABSURD,
PINKY.
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THERE'S NO FUTURE
IN MINIATURIZATION.
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IT'S BIG THINGS
THAT STRIKE FEAR
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INTO THE HEARTS
OF HUMANS,
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LIKE THAT
RIDICULOUS LEGEND
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OF GOLLYZILLA-
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MYTHICAL FOLLY
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THAT DIRECTIONLESS
HUMANS HANG ON.
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ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?
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I THINK SO, BRAIN.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
KAYE BALLARD'S IN THE UNI�N.
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I WILL ALTER THIS EQUIPMENT,
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AND ENLARGE MYSELF
TO BECOME
A 400-FOOT-TALL MOUSE,
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WHO'LL SAVE THE WORLD
FROM GOLLYZILLA.
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BUTYOU JUST
SAID THERE WAS
NO SUCH THING
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AS GOLLYZILLA,
BRAIN.
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THERE IS NOW, PINKY-
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OR SHOULD I SAY
PINKZILLA?
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YES, I SEE.
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THERE! I'VE REVERSED
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THE SPECIFICATIONS
OF THE RAY.
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ARE YOU READY, PINKY?
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TA-DA!
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QUICK!
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BRAIN?
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PRETTY SCARY, EH?
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YES, PINKY.
TERRIFYING.
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STAND BY.
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AAAHH!
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NARF! WHERE ARE YOU, BRAIN?
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I CAN'T SEE YOU.
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I'M DOWN-
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OH-OH, WAIT A SEC, BRAIN.
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I'VE GOT SOME GUM
ON MY SHOE.
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APPARENTLY YOUR I.Q.
DIDN'T GROW
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ALONG WITH
YOUR SHOE SIZE, PINKY.
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NOW, GO ON YOUR RAMPAGE,
PINKZILLA,
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AND SHOW NO MERCY!
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NARF!
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POIT!
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I AM PINKZILLA,
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KING OF THE MONSTERS!
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RAARGH!
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IN 10 MINUTES,
I WILL ARRIVE
ON THE SCENE
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AND SAVE TOKYO
FROM THE TERROR OF...
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PINKZILLA!
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RAARGH!
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YES, I SEE.
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I LOVE YOU, FUMIKO.
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AND I LOVE YOU,
HERSCHEL.
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AAAHH!
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GOLLYZILLA!
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HELLO!
I'M ON A RAMPAGE!
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NARF!
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SCAMPER AWAY
IN TERROR NOW.
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GO ON!
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BOO! HA HA HA!
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AAAHH!
AAAHH!
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AAAHH!
AAAHH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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GOLLYZILLA!
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WE MUST RUN
FOR OUR LIVES.
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POIT!
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OH, I CAN'T SEE
THROUGH THIS THING.
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OH!
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OH, NO! THE GIANT
MONSTER IS MOLTING!
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HUH!
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AAH!
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EGAD! I'M ALL A-TANGLE.
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NARF!
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WHOA!
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YES, I SEE.
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NOW TO MAKE MYSELF
THE LARGEST MOUSE ON EARTH
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AND HERO OF THE PLANET.
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CALL ME BRAINODO!
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PEOPLE OF TOKYO,
DO NOT FEAR.
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I, BRAINODO,
HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU.
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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IT IS ANOTHER
GIANT MONSTER,
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EVEN MORE UGLY
THAN GOLLYZILLA!
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ACTUALLY, I AM AN ARTIFICIALLY
ENLARGED LAB MOUSE
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HERE TO SAVE YOU.
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YOU MAY THANK ME LATER
BY MAKING ME YOUR LEADER.
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UNLESS THAT DOESN'T FIT
INTO YOUR PLANS.
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WHERE IS PINKY?
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HOW CAN I SAVE
THE CITY FROM GOLLYZILLA
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WITH NO GOLLYZILLA?
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AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
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RARRR!
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RARRR!
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RARRR!
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PINKY!
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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NEVER MIND.
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I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU
IN THAT STUPID COSTUME.
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MAKE THIS BATTLE
LOOK REALISTIC, PINKY.
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EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON IT.
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TAKETHAT,
HIDEOUS BEAST!
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OOH!
AHH.
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OOH.
AHH.
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EEE!
AHH.
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NOW YOU'VE GOTTEN ME
MAD, PINKY.
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UM, EXCUSE ME, BRAIN.
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GO AWAY NOW, PINKY.
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CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M FIGHTING WITH PINKY?
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NARF!
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RIGHT. OH, NO. WAIT.
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HOW CAN YOU BE FIGHTING
WITH ME OVER THERE
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IF I'M STANDING
OVER HERE?
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IT'S A VERY SIMPLE
PRINCIPLE, PINKY.
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IT'S BECAUSE...
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GRR!
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THAT IS THE REAL GOLLYZILLA.
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RARRR!
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AAH!
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RARRR!
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AAH!
AAH!
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YES, I-
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AAH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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GRR!
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RARRR!
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GRR!
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THE FAT GUY IN THE SUIT
IS SURPRISINGLY AGILE.
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UHH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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TOO BAD WE'RE NOT
GIANT ANYMORE, BRAIN.
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WE ARE
STILL GIANT, PINKY.
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UNFORTUNATELY, SO
IS EVERYTHING ELSE.
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OUR RELATIVE
SMALLNESS REMAINS,
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BUT ON THIS
WE SHOULD NOT DWELL.
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FOR WE MUST PLAN
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
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WHAT ARE THE THREE
OF US GOING TO DO
TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN?
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THREE OF US?
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HMM.
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STILL THE SAME THING
WE DO EVERY NIGHT,
PINKY-
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TRY TO TAKE OVER
THE WORLD!
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YES.
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YES, I SEE.
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* THEY'RE DINKY *
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* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *
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* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *
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CORE, MATHEMATICAL ESSENCE.
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O.K., WHERE IS THAT THING?
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HMM. AND ENTERING IN...
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FACTORING IN...HMM.
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NUMERICAL EQUIVALENT...
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THE PROBLEM THERE...
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AHH!
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PINKY.
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PINKY!
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WHOA!
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NARF!
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WHAT WERE YOU DOING
UP THERE, PINKY?
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OH, I WAS HAVING A DEVIL
OF A TIME CLEANING
THE CHIMNEY, BRAIN.
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WE DON'T HAVE
A CHIMNEY.
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OH, WELL, THERE
YOU ARE, THEN.
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NO, PINKY.
THERE YOU ARE.
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I AM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE
NEAR THAT VICINITY.
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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT,
PINKY, WHY IT IS
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THAT WE HAVEN'T YET
SUCCEEDED IN TAKING
OVER THE WORLD?
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OH, I KNOW WHY, BRAIN-
GREMLINS.
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LITTLE
SPRINKLY SPRITES
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THAT CONFUSE US
AND MIX US UP,
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ALWAYS TWIDDLING
THEIR LITTLE FINGERS
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IN OUR EARS.
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GRRRR!
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AN INTERESTING THEORY,
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BUT I'VE REVIEWED
OUR PAST EFFORTS, PINKY,
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TURNING THE SITUATIONS
INTO NUMBERS
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IN AN EFFORT TO LOCATE
THE EXACT PROBLEM.
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OH. WELL,
THAT SOUNDS VERY, UM...
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NARF!
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YES, I'M SURE IT DOES.
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I'VE PLOTTED THE NUMBERS
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AND THE RESULT
IS QUITE INTERESTING.
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EGAD, BRAIN!
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THAT LOOKS LIKE ME,
BUT FLAT!
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IT IS YOU, PINKY.
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MY CALCULATIONS SHOW
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THAT YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
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PINKY?
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YES. PINKY.
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SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING,
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IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE
A SPAZZY BEETLE-HEADED DUFUS
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WITH THE INTELLECT
OF A MULE HOOF
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THAT I HAVE YET
TO CONQUER THE WORLD!
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00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,968
OH, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO GET RID OF ME,
ARE YOU, BRAIN?
247
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,352
I MEAN, YOU,
WORKING AS A SINGLE?
248
00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:49,701
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
TO JERRY LEWIS
249
00:11:49,736 --> 00:11:51,235
AFTER HE SPLIT
WITH DEAN.
250
00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:52,734
ALL THAT STUFF
IN YOUR HAIR.
251
00:11:52,769 --> 00:11:54,032
POINT TAKEN.
252
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:57,583
BUT FEAR NOT,
I HAVE ANOTHER PLAN.
253
00:11:57,618 --> 00:12:01,100
PINKY, I AM GOING TO
MAKE YOU SMART.
254
00:12:01,135 --> 00:12:03,767
I...I DON'T
UNDERSTAND, BRAIN.
255
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:05,499
EXACTLY.
256
00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:07,601
BUT YOU WILL,
MY FRIEND...
257
00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:09,299
YOU WILL.
258
00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:11,717
EGAD, BRAIN!
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY
259
00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:14,209
JUST MAKE THEMSELVES
REALLY SMART?
260
00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:16,505
I MEAN, THIS ALL
SEEMS SO SIMPLE.
261
00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:18,732
LIKE ALL GREAT
THINGS, PINKY,
262
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:21,767
THE IDEA IS SIMPLE,
BUT THE EXECUTION-
263
00:12:21,802 --> 00:12:23,767
OH, THERE LIES
THE DIFFICULTY.
264
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,732
THERE LIES
THE GENIUS.
265
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:28,483
TAKING A LITTLE
NAP, IS HE?
266
00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:31,042
PINKY, OPERATING
THIS MACHINE
267
00:12:31,077 --> 00:12:33,532
REQUIRES CALCULATIONS
ON THE FLY,
268
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,667
SPLIT-SECOND DECISIONS,
HUGE AMOUNTS OF DATA,
269
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:38,000
INCREDIBLE
MENTAL ABILITIES,
270
00:12:38,035 --> 00:12:39,234
AND PRECISE TIMING.
271
00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:40,485
IN OTHER WORDS-
272
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,701
I COULDN'T DO IT.
273
00:12:41,736 --> 00:12:43,167
NO.
274
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,584
WHAA!
275
00:12:45,619 --> 00:12:46,801
HA HA HA!
276
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,133
HEE HEE HA HA!
277
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,167
HA HA HA! HA HA!
278
00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:10,065
HMM...47 AUGHT 6.
279
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:13,033
19 KELVIN,
FIBONACCI "N" MINUS ONE...
280
00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,834
COMING, COMING...
281
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:20,400
NOW!
282
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,000
PINKY?
283
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:36,234
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
284
00:13:36,269 --> 00:13:37,432
WHOO!
285
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,634
THAT WAS FUN, BRAIN.
286
00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:40,466
HA HA HA! NARF!
287
00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:43,132
OOH, I'M ALL TINGLY.
288
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,000
FUN, PERHAPS,
BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT SUCCESSFUL.
289
00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:48,466
NO, NO, NO.
I THINK IT WAS.
290
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:51,300
AT FIRST IT SEEMED
LIKE THE FOLDED DIPOLE
WASN'T WORKING
291
00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:53,834
AS YOUR CENTER-FED
HORIZONTALLY MOUNTED
CONDUCTOR,
292
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:56,467
BUT FREQUENCIES
BELOW 30 MEGAHERTZ-
293
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,998
LOUD AND CLEAR!
294
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:01,400
AND I MUST SAY,
BRAIN, THE PEAK
VALUE WAVE SHAPE
295
00:14:01,435 --> 00:14:02,400
OF THE IMPULSE
VOLTAGE?
296
00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:04,399
GLORIOUS! NARF!
297
00:14:04,434 --> 00:14:06,065
I MEAN, HITTING
THAT MAXIMUM VALUE
298
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,534
WITHOUT APPRECIABLE
SUPERIMPOSED
OSCILLATIONS-
299
00:14:08,569 --> 00:14:10,934
EGAD, BRAIN!
BRILLIANT!
300
00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:12,467
HA HA HA!
301
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:14,766
YES!
302
00:14:14,801 --> 00:14:17,199
HERE IS
TONIGHT'S PLAN
303
00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:19,267
FOR WORLD
DOMINATION, PINKY.
304
00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:21,300
I'M CURIOUS
AS TO YOUR OPINION.
305
00:14:21,335 --> 00:14:22,998
RIGHT-O, BRAIN. NARF!
306
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:26,367
I WILL POSE AS JIMMY HOFFA,
BACK FROM VACATION.
307
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:28,866
LABOR LEADERS
WILL BOW BEFORE ME
308
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,634
AND HELP ME UTILIZE
THE GIANT INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
309
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,332
TO BUILD THIS-
THE FORCED
VERTO-CONVECTOR.
310
00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:37,400
IT WILL CREATE MILLIONS
OF STEAMING, TINY GEYSERS
311
00:14:37,435 --> 00:14:38,933
THAT WILL ACTUALLY
LIFT PEOPLE
312
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,968
SEVERAL INCHES OFF THE GROUND,
IMMOBILIZING THEM.
313
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,432
EGAD, BRAIN!
314
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,501
IT'S LIKE GIANT
AIR HOCKEY.
315
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:46,799
BRILLIANT!
316
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,400
OH, WAIT.
NO, NO, NO.
317
00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:50,365
YES, PINKY?
318
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,400
WELL, THE COEFFICIENT VALUES
OF YOUR FOURIERS-
319
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,866
I MEAN,
THIS SHOULD BE SINE,
NOT COSINE.
320
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:58,834
POIT. KIND OF
FLIPS THE WHOLE THING
AROUND. WON'T WORK.
321
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,866
PINKY...THAT'S RIGHT.
322
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:05,901
ARE YOU PONDERING
WHAT I'M PONDERING?
323
00:15:05,936 --> 00:15:08,132
YES, I AM.
324
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,767
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
325
00:15:09,802 --> 00:15:11,232
DO YOU SEE?
326
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,300
YOU'VE SAVED US
AN ENTIRE EVENING.
327
00:15:13,335 --> 00:15:14,532
TREMENDOUS!
328
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,998
FORGET THAT PLAN.
329
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,467
LOOK AT THIS ONE...
COLLEAGUE.
330
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,901
OH, BRAIN!
331
00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:21,265
HA HA! POIT!
332
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,767
WE WILL PROGRAM
A COMPUTER TO GENERATE
333
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:26,234
A FANTASTICALLY POPULAR
ROMANCE NOVEL.
334
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:28,933
OH, LOVELY!
335
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,968
IT WILL CONTAIN
A HYPNO-PHONETIC SENTENCE
336
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:33,432
SO LONG AND SO CONFUSING,
337
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:37,634
THE READER WILL BE FORCED
TO REREAD IT ENDLESSLY OUT LOUD.
338
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,635
AND THE FREQUENCIES
OF THOSE SOUNDS
339
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,566
WILL HYPNOTIZE
ALL AROUND THEM,
340
00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:45,300
PRIMED FOR MY SUGGESTION
THAT I RULE THE WORLD!
341
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,868
ZOUNDS!
ANOTHER GOOD ONE,
BRAIN!
342
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:48,985
OH, WAIT.
343
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,160
NO, NO.
344
00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:51,265
UM...
345
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,400
THE FREQUENCY NEEDS TO BE
AN EXACT INTEGRAL MULTIPLE
346
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:54,365
OF THE INPUT,
DOESN'T IT?
347
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,701
OR, UM, IT WILL BE
ALL WOBBLE-WOBBLE.
348
00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:59,485
NOT HYPNOTIC AT ALL.
349
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,234
NOPE, WON'T WORK.
350
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:02,768
YES. HMM.
351
00:16:02,803 --> 00:16:04,267
YOU'RE RIGHT.
352
00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:05,400
TOO BAD.
353
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,065
WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER.
354
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,601
BY CONVERTING OUR CAGE
INTO A NUCLEAR REACTOR,
355
00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,100
WE CAN PRODUCE
ENOUGH ENERGY-
356
00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:15,098
UH-UH.
357
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:17,132
YOUR MIGRATION AREA
IS TINY, BRAIN.
358
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,634
THE NEUTRON
WILL NEVER BE ABLE
TO SLOW DOWN
359
00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:21,301
FROM FISSION
TO THERMAL IN HERE.
360
00:16:21,336 --> 00:16:22,899
PLEASE, PINKY,
LET ME FINISH.
361
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:24,850
I MEAN, IT'S GOT
TO BE AT LEAST 1/6
362
00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,767
OF THE MEAN SQUARE
DISTANCE BETWEEN-
363
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,434
PLEASE STOP!
BUT, BRAIN-
364
00:16:28,469 --> 00:16:29,965
PINKY!
365
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,501
IT SEEMS TO ME,
BRAIN, THAT IT'S NOT
MY FAULT AT ALL
366
00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:35,133
THAT THESE PLANS
HAVEN'T WORKED.
367
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,132
WELL, OF COURSE IT IS.
368
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,801
LOOK! I FIGURED
IT OUT MYSELF.
369
00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:40,267
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE.
370
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,599
HMM...
371
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,333
ACTUALLY,
THERE SEEMS TO BE
372
00:16:47,368 --> 00:16:49,033
A LITTLE BOO-BOO
RIGHT HERE.
373
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,767
OH, HERE, TOO.
374
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:53,899
AND HERE.
375
00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,284
OH, YES.
LOTS OF ERRORS.
376
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,634
STOP IT, PINKY!
STOP!
377
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,632
THESE...THIS...
378
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,417
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
379
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:04,167
IT'S-IT'S RIDICULOUS!
IT'S ABSURD!
380
00:17:04,202 --> 00:17:05,767
BUT-BUT, BRAIN.
381
00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:06,766
JUST GO.
382
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,300
JUST MOVE AWAY
FROM ME. GO!
383
00:17:09,335 --> 00:17:10,734
BUT...
384
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,734
NARF.
385
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:29,700
NO.
386
00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,065
NO!
387
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,116
IT IS ME.
388
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,133
OH, NO. OH!
389
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:36,684
NO...
390
00:17:36,719 --> 00:17:38,026
NO...
391
00:17:38,061 --> 00:17:39,299
UH...
392
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:42,467
NO! HE'S EVEN SMARTER
THAN I!
393
00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:43,599
SMARTER!
394
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,432
ACCEPTING MY OWN ERRORS.
395
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,632
THE TEAM NEEDS BALANCE.
BALANCE...YES.
396
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,467
THEREFORE, TO SUCCESSFULLY
TAKE OVER THE WORLD,
397
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,767
A SACRIFICE MUST BE MADE.
398
00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:58,684
ONE OF US MUST BE
AN IMBECILE.
399
00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:01,532
I LIKED IT BETTER
WHEN IT WAS,
400
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:03,700
"NO, PINKY," THIS,
BOP ON THE HEAD.
401
00:18:03,735 --> 00:18:05,799
"NO, PINKY," THAT,
BOP ON THE HEAD.
402
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:10,434
BUT NOW...EGAD!
BEING A SMARTY IS NO FUN.
403
00:18:10,469 --> 00:18:12,532
BRAIN DOESN'T LIKE ME.
404
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,933
I MEAN, WE HAVEN'T
EVEN TRIED
405
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,567
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
ONCE TONIGHT.
406
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,601
I'M SMART ENOUGH NOW.
407
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:24,334
I COULD DO IT!
408
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:37,232
47 AUGHT 6.
19 KELVIN.
409
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:39,801
FIBONACCI "N" PLUS ONE...
COMING.
410
00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:41,367
NARF! COMING...
411
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,098
PINKY.
412
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,334
OH, PINK-OOF!
413
00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:52,299
HA HA!
414
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:54,098
PINKY, LOOK AT ME!
415
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,467
I'M A NINNY,
A WOODEN-HEADED DUM-DUM.
416
00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:59,232
DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH!
417
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:02,067
NOT A SMART THOUGHT
IN MY WHOLE EMPTY HEAD.
418
00:19:02,102 --> 00:19:03,866
NARF! NARF TO THE WORLD.
419
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,400
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO TONIGHT, PINKY?
420
00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:07,365
POIT!
421
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,400
I SAY, POIT!
422
00:19:09,435 --> 00:19:10,534
PINKY?
423
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,884
HA HA HA!
424
00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:24,899
HA HA HA!
425
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:27,401
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!
426
00:19:27,436 --> 00:19:29,868
BRAIN, I FIXED IT.
427
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,101
I'M A NITWIT!
428
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,265
HA HA! HURRAH!
429
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,634
I'VE FIXED IT,
AS WELL, PINKY.
430
00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:36,968
I'M AS DENSE
AS A TREE STUMP.
431
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:38,998
YOU MEAN...
YES.
432
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:41,267
WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
MAKE YOU SMART AGAIN,
433
00:19:41,302 --> 00:19:42,232
WON'T WE?
434
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:43,666
WE CAN'T, PINKY.
435
00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:46,167
WE'RE BOTH TOO STUPID
TO OPERATE THE MACHINE.
436
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,984
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
DO TONIGHT, BRAIN?
437
00:19:54,019 --> 00:19:56,167
SAME THING WE DO
EVERY NIGHT, PINKY.
438
00:19:56,202 --> 00:19:57,684
WHAT'S THAT?
439
00:19:57,719 --> 00:19:59,167
I HAVE NO IDEA.
440
00:19:59,202 --> 00:20:00,617
POIT.
441
00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:01,998
NARF.
442
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,499
* THEY'RE DINKY *
443
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:05,417
* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *
444
00:20:05,452 --> 00:20:07,300
* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *
445
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,934
AND NOW,
THE PARTS OF THE BRAIN,
446
00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,133
PERFORMED BY...
447
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,868
THE BRAIN!
448
00:20:21,903 --> 00:20:23,133
YES.
449
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,334
* NEOCORTEX,
FRONTAL LOBE *
450
00:20:27,369 --> 00:20:29,334
* BRAINSTEM, BRAINSTEM
451
00:20:29,369 --> 00:20:31,300
* HIPPOCAMPUS, NEURAL NODE
452
00:20:31,335 --> 00:20:32,666
* RIGHT HEMISPHERE
453
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,817
* PONS AND CORTEX VISUAL
454
00:20:34,852 --> 00:20:36,893
* BRAINSTEM,
BRAINSTEM *
455
00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:38,934
* SYLVIAN FISSURE, PINEAL
456
00:20:38,969 --> 00:20:41,134
* LEFT HEMISPHERE
457
00:20:41,169 --> 00:20:43,251
* CEREBELLUM, LEFT
458
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:45,226
* CEREBELLUM, RIGHT
459
00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:46,947
* SYNAPSE, HYPOTHALAMUS
460
00:20:46,982 --> 00:20:48,634
* STRIATUM, DENDRITE
461
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,017
* AXON FIBERS
462
00:20:58,052 --> 00:20:59,265
* MATTER GRAY
463
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,300
* BRAINSTEM,
BRAINSTEM *
464
00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:03,300
* CENTRAL TEGMENTAL PATHWAY
465
00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:05,132
* TEMPORAL LOBE
466
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,901
* WHITE CORE MATTER,
FOREBRAIN, SKULL *
467
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:08,866
* BRAINSTEM, BRAINSTEM
468
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,300
* CENTRAL FISSURE,
CORD SPINAL *
469
00:21:11,335 --> 00:21:13,265
* PARIETAL
470
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,599
* PIA MATER, MENINGEAL VEIN
471
00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:19,300
* MEDULLA OBLONGATA
AND LOBE LIMBIC *
472
00:21:19,335 --> 00:21:21,267
* MICROELECTRODES
473
00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:22,933
NARF!
474
00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:25,133
* THE BRAIN! *
475
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,834
THAT OUGHT TO KEEP
THE LITTLE SQUIRTS HAPPY.
476
00:21:29,869 --> 00:21:31,300
YES!
477
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:39,265
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
478
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,267
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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