Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,931
- ? You know it's gotta be
G'd up ?
2
00:00:10,932 --> 00:00:12,723
? The kind of ish that make
you cowards get beat up ?
3
00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:14,999
? We on the outs until
we caught it and go do bids ?
4
00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,930
? Man, you know the streets
ain't for kids ?
5
00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:18,344
? Come on, come on ?
6
00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:21,379
- ? I can't take the hood
out of me ?
7
00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:25,965
[upbeat music]
8
00:00:25,966 --> 00:00:28,378
- Another beautiful morning
in my amazing neighborhood.
9
00:00:28,379 --> 00:00:30,724
- Hey, son.
Going to my new job.
10
00:00:30,793 --> 00:00:32,053
- Check it out, everybody.
11
00:00:32,103 --> 00:00:34,033
My dad's cleaned up,
and he's working.
12
00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,724
He is un-unemployed.
13
00:00:35,793 --> 00:00:37,965
- Yes!
- I feel like a million bucks.
14
00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:40,965
- And you look
pretty fine too.
15
00:00:41,034 --> 00:00:42,448
- Thanks, trench coat guy.
16
00:00:42,449 --> 00:00:44,447
- That creepy dude was here
licking his lips
17
00:00:44,448 --> 00:00:47,517
and wearing the same
sticky coat when I was a kid.
18
00:00:47,586 --> 00:00:49,482
Nice how some things
never change.
19
00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:51,034
- Oh, they change, all right.
20
00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:53,000
They just get
better and better.
21
00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:57,482
- I'm Connie Discendo
from Action News 10.
22
00:00:57,551 --> 00:00:59,068
[applause]
23
00:00:59,137 --> 00:01:01,655
And I am proud
to emcee the reopening
24
00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:03,586
of this beautiful pool.
25
00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:08,862
In fact, you could say
I'm "Malcolm X-tra" proud.
26
00:01:08,931 --> 00:01:10,931
[laughs loudly]
27
00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,241
- Who invited this corny bitch?
28
00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:16,172
- [clears throat]
Let's have round of applause
29
00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,482
for the Ninth District
30
00:01:17,483 --> 00:01:19,585
Neighborhood
Improvement Committee,
31
00:01:19,586 --> 00:01:23,034
led by Nancy Hart,
who put together this ceremony.
32
00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:24,153
[applause]
33
00:01:24,172 --> 00:01:25,689
- That's my boo!
34
00:01:25,758 --> 00:01:27,068
- Yay, Mom!
35
00:01:27,137 --> 00:01:29,862
- And now, a special nod
to the man
36
00:01:29,931 --> 00:01:33,931
who is responsible for
bringing this vital piece
37
00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,413
of the community back to life.
38
00:01:36,482 --> 00:01:38,344
- Dad, she's talking about you.
39
00:01:38,413 --> 00:01:39,655
You fixed the pool up.
40
00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:44,413
- That man is
Councilman Coleman Bridges.
41
00:01:44,414 --> 00:01:45,654
[bright fanfare playing]
42
00:01:45,655 --> 00:01:47,447
- Hello, North Philadelphia.
Oh, yeah.
43
00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:50,689
- That counterfeit
corny brother again?
44
00:01:50,758 --> 00:01:52,034
- Forget him, Dad.
45
00:01:52,035 --> 00:01:53,481
Just keep your
eyes on the prize-
46
00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:55,232
showing Mom that
you're off drugs
47
00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,102
and you cleaned up your life,
and you deserve
48
00:01:57,103 --> 00:01:58,689
to get back in the house.
49
00:01:58,758 --> 00:02:00,103
- You're right.
50
00:02:00,104 --> 00:02:01,619
My experience on dope
wasn't in vain, though.
51
00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:04,000
It prepared me
to roll these towels.
52
00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:06,310
[licks] Yah-dah-dee!
53
00:02:06,379 --> 00:02:07,793
- Thank you.
54
00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:10,724
When I first came up with
this idea to save this pool,
55
00:02:10,725 --> 00:02:12,412
the man said
it couldn't be done.
56
00:02:12,413 --> 00:02:14,206
- You were the man, damn it!
57
00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:17,655
- Now, everyone who can swim,
hop on in!
58
00:02:17,656 --> 00:02:18,757
- Here I go.
59
00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:19,808
[splashing]
60
00:02:19,827 --> 00:02:21,206
- [grunts]
61
00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:24,620
Well, more pool for me.
62
00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:27,103
[upbeat music]
63
00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:28,689
- [panting]
- Tag!
64
00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,137
You're it, Lauryn!
65
00:02:30,138 --> 00:02:32,619
- You must be on them 'roids
'cause for a white girl,
66
00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,931
you fast as fuck!
67
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,517
- Aw, thanks.
68
00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:38,724
- Babe, you're so good with
my kids, hiding and seeking.
69
00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:41,103
Now that's some next-level shit
right there.
70
00:02:41,104 --> 00:02:42,723
[gunshots]
- Everybody, get down!
71
00:02:42,724 --> 00:02:43,793
- Get down!
72
00:02:43,862 --> 00:02:45,000
[tires squealing]
73
00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:47,931
[gunshots continue]
74
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,620
- It's that new gang again,
the West Side Killers.
75
00:02:51,689 --> 00:02:55,793
- This neighborhood is going
to hell in a handbasket!
76
00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:58,034
By the way,
what is a handbasket?
77
00:02:58,103 --> 00:03:01,310
- I see how bad it's getting
every day at the hospital-
78
00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:03,655
more overdoses, more drive-bys.
79
00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:06,000
It's like reopening
the pool did nothing
80
00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,620
to stop the drug crime.
81
00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:10,171
- And Coleman "Fake Brother
in Charge" Bridges over here
82
00:03:10,172 --> 00:03:11,205
isn't gonna be any help.
83
00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:13,068
- Oh, yes, he will.
84
00:03:13,137 --> 00:03:14,827
He owes us.
85
00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:18,620
After all, we saved his life
during his "heart episode."
86
00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:20,310
- More like a "fart episode."
87
00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:22,379
[laughter]
88
00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:27,000
- One towel please, sir.
- Sir?
89
00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,268
Everybody else calls me
90
00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,241
Mr. Poop-Butt
the Walking Skidmark.
91
00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,586
You must be new.
92
00:03:31,655 --> 00:03:32,965
Here.
93
00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:35,793
No seeds, no stems,
no sticks in this towel.
94
00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:37,068
West Side!
95
00:03:37,137 --> 00:03:38,965
- Gotta love it in the hood.
96
00:03:39,034 --> 00:03:41,517
- Hey, you're a good swimmer.
I'm Kevin.
97
00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:45,758
Yeah, you can call me Lil Kev,
or Kevin, or Kev.
98
00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:48,103
- I'm Brian.
You can call me Brian.
99
00:03:48,172 --> 00:03:49,344
[sighs]
100
00:03:49,413 --> 00:03:50,862
- Hey, man. You okay?
101
00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:54,655
- Well, I miss the pool
from my old school in Trenton.
102
00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:56,655
I was on the swim team there.
103
00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:59,275
But then we had to move
when my dad died.
104
00:03:59,344 --> 00:04:01,034
- Oh, my God.
105
00:04:01,103 --> 00:04:02,620
You were on a swim team?
106
00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:06,448
- Yeah, that was the point
of that story.
107
00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:09,137
- Young man, what do you
wanna be when you grow up?
108
00:04:09,206 --> 00:04:11,517
- I'm trying to be your
mama's new boo thing.
109
00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:14,862
I heard she thick as fuck!
110
00:04:14,931 --> 00:04:17,275
- I'll be sure to let her know.
Ahem.
111
00:04:17,276 --> 00:04:19,688
- Uh, the councilman
has an important meeting
112
00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:22,275
with the mayor
and-and our governor.
113
00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:24,310
- He's leaving.
It's now or never.
114
00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:25,827
- Hey, sis!
115
00:04:25,828 --> 00:04:27,654
Allison and I wanna have dinner
with you tomorrow night.
116
00:04:27,655 --> 00:04:29,945
- Sorry, out of my way.
I'm on a serious mission.
117
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,750
- Do you think
she's blowing me off
118
00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:35,137
because I'm white or because
I gave Kevin an A-minus
119
00:04:35,206 --> 00:04:36,793
on his vocabulary test?
120
00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:39,586
- It all cool,
but, uh, now that we fucking,
121
00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,827
uh, I'm gonna expect you
to lose that A-minus shit.
122
00:04:42,896 --> 00:04:43,965
Understand me?
123
00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,724
- Mr. Bridges, before you go,
124
00:04:45,793 --> 00:04:47,663
I'd love to speak
with you about ways
125
00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:50,194
to reduce the crime
plaguing our neighborhoods.
126
00:04:50,195 --> 00:04:51,585
- That is a very
important issue.
127
00:04:51,586 --> 00:04:53,862
I have a five-point plan
to address it.
128
00:04:53,931 --> 00:04:55,413
- We don't have a plan.
- Ugh!
129
00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:56,827
The governor mayor waits.
130
00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:57,965
Bridges for Senate!
131
00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,654
[tires squeal, engine revving]
132
00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:03,413
- Just another sexy politician
giving us the runaround.
133
00:05:03,414 --> 00:05:05,412
- Well, I'm not done,
and I won't back down!
134
00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:07,103
[gunshots]
Get back down!
135
00:05:07,172 --> 00:05:10,000
[all yelling]
136
00:05:10,068 --> 00:05:11,517
- Yo, yo, yo! Wait, Brian.
137
00:05:11,586 --> 00:05:12,862
Pump your brakes!
138
00:05:12,863 --> 00:05:14,619
Look, I'm sorry for being
insensitive
139
00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,517
about your dad earlier.
140
00:05:16,518 --> 00:05:18,171
You know, I'm not great
with bad news.
141
00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:20,344
I'm a "focus on the positive"
kind of dude.
142
00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:22,586
- All good. Thanks.
143
00:05:22,587 --> 00:05:24,757
It was pretty hard when my dad
was diagnosed with-
144
00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,379
- But swim team is so cool.
145
00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:27,861
I mean, I bet if
you were on a team again,
146
00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:29,516
like with me
and a couple other guys,
147
00:05:29,517 --> 00:05:31,137
you'd be happy again.
148
00:05:31,138 --> 00:05:33,240
And then the girl of my dreams
would fall in love with me
149
00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:34,689
'cause girls like jocks.
150
00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:35,999
And then we would win
the state championship,
151
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,570
and my mom and dad
are cheering.
152
00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,378
They lock eyes,
they fall in love again.
153
00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:41,448
They kiss. Me and my girl kiss.
154
00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:43,172
Freeze frame.
155
00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:45,724
Then Peabo Bryson sings
over the end credits.
156
00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:48,206
Like I said, I just-
I think positively.
157
00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:49,448
- No shit.
158
00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,620
- So let's do this!
159
00:05:50,621 --> 00:05:52,067
We'll get you
over your troubles,
160
00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,378
and we'll start a swim team.
161
00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:54,965
- Swim team?
162
00:05:55,034 --> 00:05:57,551
That sounds like a lot
of money for uniforms
163
00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,068
and drowning insurance!
164
00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:02,172
Young man,
you're not dyslexic, are you?
165
00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:06,862
Or have anything that will
get me federal money, hmm?
166
00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,172
ADD?
167
00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:10,137
PTSD?
168
00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:11,310
OPP?
169
00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:12,689
- Does a high GPA count?
170
00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:15,689
- All you get for that is
a bright future, damn it!
171
00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:17,309
- Oh, come on,
Principal Johnson.
172
00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,448
Just give us a chance.
173
00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,034
We just need a faculty advisor.
174
00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:22,103
All you gotta do is
sign a piece of paper
175
00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:23,586
and show up once or twice.
176
00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:26,862
- I don't know about
all this "twice" nonsense.
177
00:06:26,931 --> 00:06:28,655
- Okay, well,
if you can't do it,
178
00:06:28,724 --> 00:06:30,594
then maybe
the superintendent will.
179
00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:33,654
You know, I've been
meaning to tell him
180
00:06:33,655 --> 00:06:35,482
how you stole the logbook
to avoid
181
00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:36,793
giving us a pizza party.
182
00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:42,344
- I am so horribly corrupt!
183
00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:45,413
[upbeat music]
184
00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:46,586
[sizzling]
185
00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:48,931
- Good morning!
186
00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,137
I made breakfast!
187
00:06:51,206 --> 00:06:53,827
I took a page out
of Uncle Richard's recipe book.
188
00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:55,724
- Sorry, baby.
No time for breakfast.
189
00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:57,585
I gotta save our
neighborhood from crime.
190
00:06:57,586 --> 00:06:58,931
- No time for me either.
191
00:06:58,932 --> 00:07:00,447
I'm in training
for the swim team I started.
192
00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:01,862
- Hmm.
193
00:07:01,863 --> 00:07:03,447
- Which I'm now asking
for your permission to do.
194
00:07:03,448 --> 00:07:05,000
- Okay.
195
00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:06,931
You can be
on the swim team, but-
196
00:07:06,932 --> 00:07:08,619
- Be home before
the lights come on.
197
00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,850
Don't talk to strangers.
Avoid the ho stroll.
198
00:07:10,862 --> 00:07:13,344
And for God's sake,
duck if I hear a drive-by.
199
00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:14,553
- I've trained you well.
200
00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:16,068
- Yes, you did.
201
00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,379
both:
Gotta go!
202
00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:20,413
- What about my
government cheese omelets?
203
00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,137
[camera shutters clicking]
204
00:07:22,138 --> 00:07:24,619
- -I will be proud to
represent you in Washington!
205
00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:27,171
[softly] As far away from these
motherfuckers as I can get.
206
00:07:27,172 --> 00:07:30,344
- Councilman Bridges,
do you have a plan to deal
207
00:07:30,413 --> 00:07:32,241
with the rise in drug crime?
208
00:07:32,310 --> 00:07:36,206
- [sighs] Mrs. Hart,
first of all, I wanna thank you
209
00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:37,654
for asking me that question.
210
00:07:37,655 --> 00:07:38,965
It deserves an answer.
211
00:07:38,966 --> 00:07:40,757
Something I've
never questioned?
212
00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,655
Freedom. Bridges for Senate.
213
00:07:42,656 --> 00:07:43,723
- Answer the question.
214
00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,206
[reporters clamoring]
215
00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:47,965
[camera shutter clicking]
216
00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:51,758
Gerald and Soupy, welcome.
217
00:07:51,827 --> 00:07:55,172
You are the elite,
the best of the best.
218
00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,068
Our road to glory is paved
with chlorinated water.
219
00:08:00,069 --> 00:08:01,688
All right,
everybody in the pool!
220
00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,379
Yeah!
[splashing]
221
00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:05,344
- Damn! That water is wet!
222
00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:07,275
- I want my mama!
223
00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:09,034
- I don't know about this, Kev.
224
00:08:09,103 --> 00:08:11,931
I'm no expert, but most
swim teams usually have
225
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,482
people who know how to swim.
226
00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:17,206
- [groaning]
227
00:08:17,275 --> 00:08:18,793
- That's a minor hurdle.
228
00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,724
We just gotta stay positive.
229
00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:23,655
Gerald and Soupy,
I promise you will learn
230
00:08:23,724 --> 00:08:25,689
how to swim or die trying.
231
00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:28,034
[upbeat music]
232
00:08:28,103 --> 00:08:30,137
[whistle blowing]
233
00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:32,068
[grunting, panting]
234
00:08:32,364 --> 00:08:34,447
- Hey!
- Yeah!
235
00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,498
[laughs]
- Ah!
236
00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:37,724
- Hey! That's my house!
237
00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,275
- Look at me swim, boy!
238
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,394
- That's it!
239
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,550
Keep kicking your legs!
240
00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:43,000
Hey, Rhe Rhe.
241
00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:44,654
I'm captain of the swim team
I just started.
242
00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:45,827
- Oh, good for you.
243
00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:48,310
- If you believe,
you can achieve.
244
00:08:48,379 --> 00:08:50,034
- [grunts]
245
00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:51,862
- Ee!
246
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,034
Whoa!
247
00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:55,137
Shit!
248
00:08:55,138 --> 00:08:57,619
- You're doing it! Go! Go!
- [coughing, gasping]
249
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,137
- Come on, guys!
250
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,758
- They're doing it!
They're not drowning!
251
00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:02,999
- We just had to
find something that
252
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,448
scares them more than water.
253
00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:08,103
[both screaming]
254
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,655
- Oh, yeah.
255
00:09:09,724 --> 00:09:11,620
- Ah!
Get your hands off my booty!
256
00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,931
- He's gonna get your booty!
- No! No!
257
00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:16,378
- What an incredible way
to teach them how to swim.
258
00:09:16,379 --> 00:09:18,189
- Shit, that's how
I learned to do it.
259
00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:19,931
- Oh, I remember.
260
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,448
You want some
Good & Plentys, big boy?
261
00:09:22,517 --> 00:09:24,448
- Still got it.
262
00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,655
Ss.
263
00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:29,758
- Just yesterday, two of them
gangsters broke into my salon
264
00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:32,310
and stole all my hot oil.
265
00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,689
Probably using it to get high.
266
00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,827
Or they're extremely ashy.
267
00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:40,551
- That was
Councilman Bridges' office.
268
00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,482
He's coming over here
this Sunday.
269
00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:43,931
[all cheering]
270
00:09:43,932 --> 00:09:45,447
- How'd you convince him
to do that?
271
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:48,206
- A combination of prayer,
offering him free food,
272
00:09:48,207 --> 00:09:50,378
and the threat of leaking
his medical records
273
00:09:50,379 --> 00:09:51,586
to the newspapers.
274
00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,448
Thank the Lord for blackmail.
275
00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:56,689
- That bitch is finally
gonna hear our concerns.
276
00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,551
Wait, what are our concerns?
277
00:09:58,552 --> 00:09:59,516
[gunshots, glass shattering]
278
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:00,567
[screaming]
279
00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,689
I remember now-crime.
280
00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:04,310
Thank you, motherfucker!
281
00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:06,620
- I'm gonna tell bitches
about those crooks
282
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,586
who steal my potato chips.
283
00:10:08,655 --> 00:10:11,206
Once they pop, they never stop.
284
00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:13,413
[overlapping speech]
285
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,448
- Please! One at a time!
286
00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:17,448
[whistle blows]
287
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,000
- Everybody calm down.
288
00:10:19,068 --> 00:10:21,724
We will all have a chance
to say our piece
289
00:10:21,793 --> 00:10:23,482
when Bridges come here.
290
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,413
Me first, of course.
291
00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:29,724
- Actually, he's coming
to my family's Sunday dinner.
292
00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:31,551
So there's no room for you.
293
00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:32,670
all:
What?
294
00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:34,172
[dramatic musical sting]
295
00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:35,724
[gunshots]
296
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:36,931
- [panting]
297
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,310
[gunshot]
298
00:10:38,311 --> 00:10:39,861
- I'm telling you,
your sister doesn't like me.
299
00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:42,092
I'd be shocked if she
even knew my first name.
300
00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,379
- Oh, you just caught her
on a bad day, baby.
301
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:46,034
She's under a lot of stress-
302
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,413
raising kids,
saving the hospital,
303
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,896
going to concert jail
for being a hoochie.
304
00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:53,412
Now she's working around
the clock stopping crime.
305
00:10:53,413 --> 00:10:56,275
[gunshots]
306
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:59,034
Well, three out of four
ain't bad.
307
00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:00,413
- Yeah!
- You got this!
308
00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,724
Let's go! Let's go!
309
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,689
Let's go! You can do this!
- Yeah!
310
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,275
- Go, you guys, go!
311
00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:07,724
- [sighing]
312
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:09,655
- Excellent swimming, boys.
313
00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:12,517
I am so proud
to be your advisor.
314
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:15,655
This counts as my one time
going to practice.
315
00:11:15,724 --> 00:11:17,275
See ya!
316
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,861
- Kev, when you told me
to stay positive,
317
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,275
I thought you were crazy.
318
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,172
But you were right.
It's working!
319
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,379
- I told you.
320
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,827
Positive Kev will
never steer you wrong.
321
00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,827
Dad, I did it!
322
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,310
We're a real team now.
323
00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,793
- I'm proud of you, son.
- Yes, sir.
324
00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,757
Everything's coming together
like butt cheeks.
325
00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:35,310
I'm an athlete now.
326
00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:37,688
Rhe Rhe's hanging out around
practices, checking me out.
327
00:11:37,689 --> 00:11:40,516
And all that's left is for you
and Mom to get back together.
328
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,482
- That would be nice-
329
00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,793
one of these days.
330
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:45,732
- Well, one of these days
is tomorrow.
331
00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,689
Dad, come to
Sunday dinner with me.
332
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,172
- Sunday dinner?
333
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,551
In the house?
334
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:52,068
Shit, no.
335
00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:53,654
Nancy, don't play about
the Lord's supper.
336
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,516
- Yeah, but she just needs
to see how great you're doing.
337
00:11:55,517 --> 00:11:57,206
You're ready.
338
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,758
Come on.
Please be my guest tomorrow.
339
00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:02,068
- I'll do it!
340
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,861
- And I'll hook you up
with some new gear.
341
00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:06,757
When I'm done with you, you're
gonna look like an after photo.
342
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:09,068
- I've been so many befores.
343
00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:11,758
- Sunday dinner is
sacred at my house.
344
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:14,206
We never invite outside guests,
345
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,103
but Councilman Bridges
is a special case.
346
00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:18,724
I hope you can understand.
347
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:20,517
- Oh, we understand.
348
00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:23,102
When we're doing the hard work
for this committee,
349
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,551
we're all in it together.
350
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,379
But when the hard work
pays off and we get
351
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:33,275
some quality time with that
fine-ass phony, it's all Nancy.
352
00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:34,931
- Marisol, please.
353
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,870
This might be our
only chance to have
354
00:12:36,896 --> 00:12:39,241
the ear of a future senator.
355
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:43,000
I honestly believe if
I sit down with him one-on-one
356
00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:46,655
without an audience, I can
break through his phoniness
357
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,344
and get some results.
358
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,896
I just wanna make him feel
at ease and not overwhelmed.
359
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,516
- Girl, she do got
a point, though.
360
00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:55,310
You can be a little combative.
361
00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:59,620
- If you call me combative
again, I will cut a bitch.
362
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:00,896
- Hey, sis.
363
00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,516
Allison and I
were thinking about-
364
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:05,551
- Not now, Richard.
We're talking.
365
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,137
- Told ya!
366
00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:10,310
[mellow hip-hop music]
367
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:13,034
? ?
368
00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:15,378
- Dad, you're gonna look
so good for Mom today.
369
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,448
Wait. Why are you turning blue?
370
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:19,551
- You got my drawstring
too tight.
371
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:21,655
It's like a damn girdle.
372
00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:23,655
Ah, there's my
second trimester.
373
00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:25,792
- You just need
one more thing to finish off
374
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:28,862
that "Shaft's Big Score" look
and seal the deal with Mom.
375
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:33,379
This day just gets
better and better.
376
00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,689
Kev asked
and the bench provided.
377
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,792
Try it on.
378
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,275
both:
Ooh.
379
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:39,965
Yeah.
380
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:42,586
- I'd fuck you!
381
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,862
Pardon me, Kev.
382
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:46,241
I mean make love.
383
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:49,344
- Okay, Dad, I'm gonna go home
and clear the runway with Mom.
384
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,448
Just wait a few minutes and
then make your big entrance.
385
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:54,034
- Don't worry, Kev.
386
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:56,896
I'll take my sweet time
in my sweet threads.
387
00:13:56,965 --> 00:13:59,620
I'm gonna get Nancy back
like The Jackson 5.
388
00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:03,379
[funky music]
389
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,034
[tense music]
390
00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:07,930
- That bastard got my coat, the
one I threw up under the bench
391
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,551
when the popo was after us.
392
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,448
All my shit is up in there.
393
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,758
- I'll say it again.
If we wore fanny packs-
394
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:15,275
- Fanny packs?
395
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,826
Do I look like a middle-aged
nigga from the Midwest?
396
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:19,310
- Perfect.
397
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:22,172
All this place needed
was a little TLC-
398
00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:24,551
Tough Love and Clorox.
399
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,655
- Yeah, and I'm all three.
Damn, Mom.
400
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:28,895
At this rate, I'm gonna
scrub down to the subbasement.
401
00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:30,551
- Good idea, Robert.
402
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,241
Scrub the subbasement too.
403
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:34,120
The councilman
might go down there.
404
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,379
- All right, Mom.
Setting a fifth chair.
405
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,413
- We have a very
special guest today.
406
00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:39,655
- Yes, we do.
407
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:42,103
both: Wait.
Who are you talking about?
408
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,448
- Dad.
- Coleman Bridges.
409
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,171
- That phony baloney?
- That no-good drunk?
410
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:46,413
- Oh, now, come on.
411
00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:48,655
I want you to see
how good Daddy's doing.
412
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,136
He's got a job, and he's clean.
413
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,412
And he's helping me
with the swim team.
414
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:52,586
[doorbell rings]
415
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,274
- He's not invited
to my Sunday dinner.
416
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,724
- This should be fun to watch.
417
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,758
- You stop stirring the pot.
418
00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,827
No, stir the pot! Stir the pot!
419
00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,724
Get your filthy, raggedy-ass-
420
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:03,517
[gasps]
- Well, hello.
421
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:07,137
- Councilman,
welcome to my humble abode.
422
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,000
I see you brought a guest.
423
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,379
No problem.
424
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,620
Kevin, would you kindly
set an extra chair
425
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:14,413
for Mr. Bridges' aide?
426
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,895
- Well, where am I
supposed to get it from?
427
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:17,275
- Just find one.
428
00:15:17,344 --> 00:15:19,137
- [grumbles]
[doorbell rings]
429
00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:22,344
- [sighs] Great.
The dirtbag is here.
430
00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:23,585
- Hey, sis.
I brought my girl-
431
00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:24,758
- Fantastic!
432
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:27,172
Another mouth to feed.
433
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:30,655
- Like I said,
this woman hates me.
434
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,034
[gulping]
435
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,551
- I hope you don't mind.
436
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,862
My brother is here
with his girlfriend.
437
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,137
- Not at all.
438
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:39,620
The more, the merrier.
439
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,655
- Thank you for being
so accommodating.
440
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,655
Robert, put on more spaghetti.
441
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,689
Invite the whole world,
why don't we?
442
00:15:46,758 --> 00:15:48,034
[doorbell rings]
443
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:51,034
That's your father.
I'll fix his wagon.
444
00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:52,931
Tiki Dante!
445
00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:54,654
What the hell
are you doing here?
446
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:58,068
- You said there was a standing
invitation to come by any time.
447
00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,310
Don't tell me
your ass reneging.
448
00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:03,310
- I know I said that,
but I was just being polite.
449
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,931
- Mrs. Hart,
you're so generous.
450
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,172
- Yes, I am.
451
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:10,137
All part of my dedication
to the community.
452
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:15,241
- [coughing] I brought
you these, Ms. Hart.
453
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:18,896
- Such a thoughtful thing
for me to have to deal with.
454
00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:20,241
Excuse me.
455
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,034
Give me some
dead man's flowers.
456
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:25,620
[grumbles] [roars]
More sauce, Robert!
457
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:26,896
- But how much more?
458
00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:29,379
- All of it!
All the sauce ever.
459
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:32,098
- Time for some prison cuisine
I learned from the unc.
460
00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:35,241
- Kevin, bring up those two
lawn chairs from the basement.
461
00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,241
- Damn, sis.
That's my bed.
462
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,724
- I don't care.
463
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:41,517
Just make sure there's
no pubic hair on it.
464
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,068
[hip-hop music]
465
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,551
- I knew it.
466
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:46,970
She just want to get all
the credit for herself.
467
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,655
- Oh, great.
468
00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:52,172
Mr. Poop-Butt
the Walking Skidmark is here.
469
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,068
- How do I look, Nay-Nay?
470
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:57,482
- I must admit, better than
your normal trainwreck style.
471
00:16:57,551 --> 00:16:59,724
But I don't have time
for your mess today.
472
00:16:59,725 --> 00:17:01,136
I have a very important guest.
473
00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:02,378
- That's the guy that
punched me in the dick
474
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:03,827
at the election debate!
475
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:06,137
You got your wrist
caught in my hangers!
476
00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:07,757
- An unpleasant experience
for us both.
477
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:09,068
[doorbell rings]
478
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:11,827
- Can we please do this
another time?
479
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,310
What in the hell?
480
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,189
- We are members
of this committee,
481
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,586
and this is important
committee business.
482
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,000
- Rude, rude...
483
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:20,689
- And fucking rude.
484
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:23,481
- Now, where are you hiding
that fine-ass councilman?
485
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:28,344
- Come on in, estranged husband
and every damn body else.
486
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,068
- God damn.
487
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,275
Them motherfuckers
deep in that bitch.
488
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,379
We gonna need the rest of
the boys to handle this shit.
489
00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:40,448
- This looks like
a major drug gang sitdown.
490
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,517
Time to call in the big guns.
491
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,931
- Mmm.
492
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,758
This spaghetti is delicious.
493
00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,172
What's your secret?
494
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:52,413
- Ketchup, Hi-C,
and grape cough syrup.
495
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:55,344
- Now that's my penitentiary
prot๏ฟฝg๏ฟฝ right there.
496
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,344
- Mom, my swim team
is ready to go.
497
00:17:57,345 --> 00:17:59,067
And don't Dad look sharp
in his new coat?
498
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,965
- Not now, boy.
499
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:03,550
Councilman, I thought we could
talk about how we're losing
500
00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:05,275
our youth to the drug gangs.
501
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:06,758
- Just a moment.
502
00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:08,205
I need to get some footage
for my campaign ad
503
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,965
of me discussing the issues.
504
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,482
- Bring in the crew!
505
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,413
- Oh!
- Hey!
506
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:16,793
- Whoa.
- Oh, all-all right.
507
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,517
I-I can work with this.
508
00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:23,000
In the last year, crime in this
neighborhood has gone up 27%-
509
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,551
- Oh, oh, there's no sound.
510
00:18:24,552 --> 00:18:26,343
We're just getting
behind the scenes B-roll,
511
00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:27,688
so it doesn't matter
what you say.
512
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,827
Action!
513
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:30,379
Issues, issues, issues.
514
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,102
Okay, nod like you're
impressed with my solutions.
515
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,913
Impressed,
impressed, impressed.
516
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:35,448
- That is enough!
517
00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:37,931
I am not here to be
a prop in your commercial.
518
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
- In your face, phony Freddie!
519
00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:42,068
- Or to star
in a love story with you
520
00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:43,551
and your dumbass new coat.
521
00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:45,550
- [gasps] What you mean?
Get your hand off!
522
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:48,827
- I am having a serious
discussion with the councilman
523
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,689
about the scourge of-drugs!
524
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,586
[all shouting]
525
00:18:52,587 --> 00:18:54,378
- I sure hope that's
confectioner's sugar.
526
00:18:54,379 --> 00:18:56,620
- Wait, no, no, no,
that's not daddy's.
527
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:57,965
No, he's clean!
528
00:18:57,966 --> 00:19:00,171
- I can't believe you
brought drugs to my home
529
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,620
with the councilman,
our children,
530
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:05,275
and Richard's new girlfriend,
Allison here.
531
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:06,378
- She knows my name!
532
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,586
- Now, now.
533
00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,448
No need for this
to get out of hand.
534
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:12,517
- Give us my, shit, you
no-drawers-wearing-ass nigga.
535
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,793
- Oh, we are way past
out of hand.
536
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,793
- Oh, God, Henry,
what'd you do?
537
00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:19,310
- Nothing! I-I swear!
538
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,275
- Freeze!
- Federal agents!
539
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:24,275
- I do not know this woman!
540
00:19:24,344 --> 00:19:26,655
- All you gangsters,
put your hands up!
541
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:29,206
Except you ladies,
who are obviously hostages.
542
00:19:29,275 --> 00:19:33,000
- That is because we're white.
543
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,448
- Ah.
544
00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:36,965
- Okay, now, everybody,
let's just calm down.
545
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,724
This is all a misunderstanding.
546
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:40,206
My daddy is clean.
547
00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:42,274
I just happened to pick up
the wrong coat
548
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:44,620
from under the bus bench
that happened
549
00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:46,275
to have drugs in the pocket.
550
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,724
[sighs] And a gun.
551
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:49,862
all:
Gun!
552
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,551
[gunshot, glass shattering]
553
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,103
[gunshots]
554
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,310
- Ah!
555
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,689
- Ah, shit! My glasses!
556
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,310
- What is going on?
557
00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:04,586
[gunshots continuing]
558
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,862
- I am proud the federal
authorities acted on my tip
559
00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:13,240
that a drug gang was operating
out of this home,
560
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:15,482
which is the only reason
I'd be here.
561
00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:16,585
Bridges for Senate.
562
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:18,137
- Thank you, Councilman.
563
00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:20,551
And here come
the despicable members
564
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,448
of the Hart crime family.
565
00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,172
- This can't be happening.
566
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,172
- Henry Hart,
what was I thinking
567
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:29,681
letting you back in my house?
568
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,931
I never wanna see you again.
569
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,172
You can die for all I care,
570
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:37,241
- Kevin.
571
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:40,827
I cannot have a child
of gangsters on my swim team!
572
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:43,310
- Okay, but I didn't even-
we didn't even-
573
00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:44,724
all I wanted to do was-
574
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:48,517
- Guys, we'll have to find
someone to replace Kevin!
575
00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:50,033
- We'll be okay,
Principal Johnson.
576
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:53,000
Like I always say,
it pays to stay positive.
577
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:54,206
- Wait, what?
578
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:57,620
- Oh, Brian,
you're so optimistic.
579
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,827
You're not like the other boys
in this neighborhood.
580
00:21:00,896 --> 00:21:05,551
You don't fool around with
dumb stuff like drugs or guns.
581
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:08,655
Would you be my boyfriend?
582
00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:11,862
[chuckles] Mwah!
583
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:13,241
- The Hart crime family.
584
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,379
- You can die for all I care!
585
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,896
- We'll have to replace Kevin!
586
00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:19,448
- Boyfriend?
587
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:21,551
Motherfucker!
588
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,724
[crowd gasping]
- Kevin!
589
00:21:23,725 --> 00:21:25,481
I taught you to
never talk like that.
590
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:27,068
- No, I don't care anymore!
591
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:29,274
I always play by the rules
and look on the bright side.
592
00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:30,896
And what does it get me? Shit.
593
00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:33,964
Well, fuck positivity and fuck
this fucking neighborhood!
594
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:35,896
- Come on.
Take it easy, Lil Kev.
595
00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:37,448
- Don't call me that.
596
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:39,171
None of y'all call me
Lil Kev anymore.
597
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,310
From now on, I'm Dark Kev!
598
00:21:41,379 --> 00:21:45,448
- I always thought
that was his name.
599
00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:46,965
- Where are you going?
600
00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,758
- I don't know, but I'm
getting the fuck out of here!
601
00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:51,000
[tires squealing]
602
00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,068
[yelling]
603
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,724
[sirens wailing]
604
00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,551
- ? Busting you up,
cutting you up ?
605
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:59,172
- Man. That kid is crazy.
606
00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:01,620
Run, Dark Kev, run!
607
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:04,206
- That felt so fucking good!
608
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:05,586
[sirens wailing]
609
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:07,758
Uh-oh.
What the heck did I do?
610
00:22:08,607 --> 00:22:12,205
- ? The devil in my eyes,
pitchfork in my fist ?
611
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,826
? You don't want,
you don't want ?
612
00:22:13,827 --> 00:22:15,171
? You don't want
none of this ?
613
00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:16,447
? You don't want,
you don't want ?
614
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:17,792
? You don't want
none of this ?
615
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:19,102
? You don't want,
you don't want ?
616
00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:20,412
? You don't want
none of this ?
617
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:21,723
? You don't want,
you don't want ?
618
00:22:21,724 --> 00:22:23,033
? You don't want
none of this ?
619
00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:24,240
? You don't want
none of this ?
620
00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,137
[dramatic hip-hop music]
621
00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:31,310
? ?
622
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,910
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
44130
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof