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- ? You know it's gotta be
keyed up ?
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? The kind of show that make
you cowards get beat up ?
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? We on the outs until
we called to go do bids ?
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? Man, you know the streets
ain't for kids ?
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? Come on,
burglars and murderers ?
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? And all kind of fiends ?
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? Bogeymen in real life,
it ain't nothing clean ?
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? Babies traumatized,
and their daddy drunk ?
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? It don't matter,
can't be no punk ?
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- ? I can't take the hood
out of me ?
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- ? Yeah, Lil Kev ?
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? You don't wanna be
out here with us ?
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? It's bad, boy ?
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? Don't turn that corner ?
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? Let the streetlights
hit you ?
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- ? I can't take the hood
out of me ?
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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[children laughing]
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[siren wailing]
- Oh, shit!
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- Shit!
- One time!
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- Man, you gotta love
the hustle and bustle
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of my amazing neighborhood.
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Never a dull moment.
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- Kevin!
- What?
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- You better get your natural
Black behind in this house
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before those streetlights
come on.
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You know the rules.
- Oh, don't worry, Ma.
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I'm just enjoying the sights
and sounds of my city.
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[siren wailing]
I got plenty of time.
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[electricity buzzing]
Oh, snap.
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Ah!
[door slams]
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[foot tapping]
- You know good and well
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you're supposed to be
in here by now.
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There's crime and gangs
and drugs on those streets.
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It's not safe when it's dark.
[gunshots]
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It's barely okay
in broad daylight.
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- Ma, with all due respect,
you gotta give me some room.
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I mean, I can take care
of myself.
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- Sweetheart, my job is
to keep you healthy and safe.
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And if I have to destroy
your spirit and individuality
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in the process, so be it.
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Now, let's see what you're
trying to hide from me.
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- I'm not hiding anything.
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All the kids stash
their backpacks
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under couch cushions nowadays.
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- You think you slick, huh?
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You know I don't allow
this crap in my house.
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- It's not crap. It's cheese.
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And you're always
telling me that I need
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more dairy in my diet.
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- Keep using that tone
with me, boy,
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and you'll add the back
of my hand to your diet.
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[garbage disposal whirring]
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- Aw.
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- Ghetto Gangsta Mafia?
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Goodbye.
[garbage disposal whirring]
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[indistinct hip-hop music]
- Aw, Ma!
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- You are listening
to something good for the soul.
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- Marvin Gaye?
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- Marvin Gaye never sang
about violence
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in his entire short life
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that ended when his father
shot him.
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- Uncle Richard Jr.,
can you please tell my mom
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that there's nothing wrong
with the Ghetto Gangsta Mafia?
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- Yo, I love that group.
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They tell it like it is.
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I think they won Best Song
to Do a Drive-By To
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at the Prison Grammys.
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- They are dangerous!
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- Yes, they are.
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Bad influence too.
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Listen to your mom, Lil Kev.
- That's right.
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And dinner's ready,
so take a seat at the table.
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Robert, get your butt
down here and eat!
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[hip-hop music]
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- Hello, best mom
on the planet.
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- Hey, baby.
- Mwah.
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- What is going on here?
[alarm blares]
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Ma, you violated
my constitutional rights
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over a bag of Hot Cheese Balls,
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but you let Robert
get away with murder.
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- Robert is older
and bigger than you,
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and you're way too naive.
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He knows how to stay safe
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because he doesn't
trust anybody
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and he thinks the whole world
is out to get him.
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- Thanks for believing
in me, Mom.
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- Well, there's no time for me
to ever get in trouble anyway,
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with all these
after-school activities
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you force me to do.
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- Ah, that reminds me,
tomorrow you're joining
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the MC Hammer Dance Club.
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You can't get hurt
while avoiding people
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from touching this.
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- Aw, no, Mom!
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Basketball tryouts
are tomorrow.
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Please, please, please,
please, please?
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- All right,
all right, all right.
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I will let you try out
for basketball
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under one little,
teeny-weeny condition:
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you must abide by all
of my rules at all times.
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That goes for you
and you and you.
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What the hell are you
doing here?
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- Honey, I'm home!
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Wait, this is my home, right?
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- Get out!
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- [grunting]
Shit!
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Goddamn, girl, you all
jacked up on that creatine?
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- Henry Hart,
for the last time,
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stop trying to sneak
back in this house.
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You know the rules.
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You've been demoted
to being a stepdad.
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That means you are not
allowed past my front step.
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- Ma, why you gotta be
so mean to Daddy?
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- Some father.
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I bust my butt working
double shifts at the hospital
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to put clothes on your back,
and where is he?
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Doing drugs, getting arrested,
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disappearing
for weeks at a time.
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- Now, in my defense, I only
disappeared for weeks at a time
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'cause I got arrested
for doing drugs.
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- I gotta go to work.
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Tell your sperm donor
good night
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and go back in the house.
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And you,
get your life together.
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[engine revving,
exhaust hissing]
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- Mm-hmm, it's obvious.
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She sure love her some Henry.
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Yah-dah-dee!
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- Man, Pop, she's been
so unfair to you and me lately.
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I mean, why does she gotta
go out of her way
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to treat us so bad?
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- Son, your mama problem
with us
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is that we see the world
in a different way.
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While everybody else is worried
about they next steps,
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we thinking about flying,
our heads in the clouds.
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But it's up to us
to convince her
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that we ain't gonna
crash and burn,
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which might be
a little harder for me
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because I did
crash and burn before.
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- But that ain't right.
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You only crashed into
and burned down
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one check-cashing place.
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- I never said the world
was fair, son,
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but I'll figure out
a way to win her back.
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I just need a little taste
of my thinking juice.
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[gulping]
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- You gotta clean up
your act, Dad.
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And that means
no more thinking juice.
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[angelic music]
- Liquor from the Lord!
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[hip-hop music]
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[door clatters]
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? ?
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- [clears throat]
Crack-a-doodle-doo!
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- Crack!
- It's a crack-a-thon!
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? ?
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- Dr. K pushes
the ball up the court.
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He feeds Sir Kevin Hartley
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a behind-the-back,
no-look pass,
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and slam dunk!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
[grunts]
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- I don't know why your ass
going out
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for the basketball team anyway.
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You'll need a boost just to
ride the bench, Uggsy Bogues.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, yeah?
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Well, Muggsy Bogues
making it to the NBA
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proves you wrong,
Naysaying Ned!
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- Kev's right.
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You don't need height
to be good.
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My cellmate Marlon
was only 4'10",
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and he was the Michael Jordan
of the whole prison.
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He knew the secret to life.
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Say it with your chest.
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- Uh, okay.
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What does that mean?
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- It means...
say it with your chest!
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- Uh, yeah.
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Saying it louder doesn't really
make me understand it better.
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- You gotta be tough
on that court, Kev.
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It's called Jail Ball.
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I wrote the book on it.
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- Jail Ball?
- Hell yeah.
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I'll demonstrate.
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Act like this is a basketball.
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- [sniffs] Goddamn, Unc,
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this ball smell like Corn Nuts
and Funky Cold Medina.
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- You and your opponent
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are at the center of the court
for jump ball.
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Game is on the line.
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Ref blows the whistle.
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Bam!
- Ah!
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- Boom!
- Uh!
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- Kick in the shin!
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Elbow to the throat!
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Kapow!
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Smack to the neck!
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- Ow!
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Those were flagrant fouls.
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- Punch the gonads
for bitching to the ref.
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Ding-dong!
- Ah! Damn!
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- Uh, Unc, yeah,
as fun as that was to see,
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I think I got this.
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- Have it your way, youngblood.
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But I know
what I'm talking about.
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- Wow.
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You did write the book on it.
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- Damn straight.
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Fools said I was
the next John Grisham.
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In fact, they used
to call me John Gristle
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'cause I was known
to eat the fuck
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out of a piece of chicken.
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? ?
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- Is something wrong, Henry?
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You haven't said anything
incoherent in a while.
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- I'm not feeling my usual
hilarious self today, fellas.
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Nancy does not want me anywhere
around her or the boys.
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I got to find a nice gift
to help win her back.
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- Well, if it ain't here,
that shit don't exist.
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Welcome to the land
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of povertunity!
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- How about you get Nancy
a movie?
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That's romantic as fuck.
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- Th-thi-this guy's got
all the good bootlegs-
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"Old Jack City,"
"Crack to the Future,
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"The Little Hermaid."
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- Damn, this Ariel
got some tig ol' bitties.
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- Th-that Jamaican crab
is definitely hitting that!
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- Guys, I got to do better
than this
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if I'm gonna get Nancy
to fall in love with me again.
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Well, just hold on to that.
I like aquatic adventures.
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[light music]
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[siren wailing]
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- I told him to get out
and stay out,
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but somewhere deep down,
I guess I still love him.
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He's sweet and funny.
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Ooh, and in the bedroom,
mm-mm-mm.
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He made Bobby Brown
look like Charlie Brown.
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- Damn, that's a creepy-ass way
to talk about your son.
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- I was talking about Henry,
not Kevin!
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- Ay, I'm sorry, girl.
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I am just distracted.
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I am too focused on caring
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for these poor,
unfortunate patients.
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- Hey! I've been waiting here
for three hours.
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My leg is leaking
like the "Exxon Valdez."
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- Your ass should have
thought of that
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before you got hit
by the stray bullet.
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[upbeat music]
252
00:08:56,551 --> 00:08:57,793
? ?
253
00:08:57,862 --> 00:08:59,241
- Hey, Dirty Dante,
254
00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:01,586
how come your clothes
always be so dirty?
255
00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:04,034
[laughter]
256
00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:07,275
- Duh, because my mama be using
our laundromat money
257
00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:10,517
at the casino
so she can make us rich.
258
00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:13,116
- [laughs] Yeah, well,
good luck with that, homey.
259
00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,922
Guys, look,
get ready to be amazed
260
00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:18,344
by your boy Lil Kev,
AKA The Tiny Titan.
261
00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:21,172
- Okay, line up for tryouts!
262
00:09:21,241 --> 00:09:22,620
Expeditiously!
263
00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,793
And with all
deliberate seriousness!
264
00:09:24,794 --> 00:09:26,792
- I guess Principal Johnson
really liked
265
00:09:26,793 --> 00:09:28,827
that Morgan Freeman movie
266
00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:31,482
where Morgan Freeman
yells like Morgan Freeman.
267
00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:34,551
- Quiet!
Here comes my queen.
268
00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,275
- ? You're all I want ?
269
00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:37,896
[romantic music]
270
00:09:37,965 --> 00:09:39,137
? You're all I need ?
271
00:09:39,206 --> 00:09:40,655
- Ah, Rhe Rhe.
272
00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:41,862
[both giggle]
273
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,491
[megaphone feedback squeals]
274
00:09:43,517 --> 00:09:44,957
- Let's run some layup drills.
275
00:09:44,965 --> 00:09:47,620
Mr. Hart, take it to the hole.
276
00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:50,310
- Oh, it will be taken.
277
00:09:50,379 --> 00:09:51,429
[dreamy music]
278
00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:53,482
- Whoo! Go, Kevin!
279
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,448
Go, Kevin!
280
00:09:55,517 --> 00:09:57,034
You're like a short stack
281
00:09:57,103 --> 00:10:00,758
with extra-sweet syrup
and butter.
282
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:06,965
? ?
283
00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:09,689
- Ah!
284
00:10:09,758 --> 00:10:12,206
- Get your punk ass up,
Bushwick Bill,
285
00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:14,137
before I knock you
on your ass again.
286
00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:15,964
- Chin Check, now, look,
now, you been bullying me
287
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,103
since the third grade.
288
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,103
I mean, you gotta
be bored by now.
289
00:10:19,104 --> 00:10:21,033
When you gonna go on and
move on to your next victim?
290
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:23,068
- When you make me, bitch!
291
00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:25,379
- Oh!
292
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:28,275
- Take a page out
of my book, Kev.
293
00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:29,413
- All right, fellas.
294
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:31,137
Let's do some one-on-one.
295
00:10:31,138 --> 00:10:32,102
Game on.
296
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:35,068
- Time for some Jail Ball.
297
00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:36,187
[metallic clang]
298
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,000
What the hell was that?
299
00:10:39,068 --> 00:10:41,068
- My Nate Dogg lunch box.
[grunts]
300
00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:42,379
- Oh! Ah!
301
00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:43,827
[laughter]
302
00:10:43,828 --> 00:10:45,550
- Don't tell me
you're gonna let him
303
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:47,757
make you look bad in front
of your future baby mama.
304
00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,793
[laughter]
305
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:52,689
- No, I won't,
Uncle Richard Jr. Book.
306
00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,448
I'm gonna say it with my chest.
307
00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:57,482
[grunting]
308
00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:59,448
[hip-hop music]
309
00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:00,965
- [grunting]
310
00:11:01,034 --> 00:11:03,448
both:
Finish him! Finish him!
311
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,000
- He is finished!
312
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,448
[shouts]
313
00:11:06,517 --> 00:11:08,620
[ball thuds]
314
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:11,551
[suspenseful music]
315
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,241
? ?
316
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,482
[glass shatters]
317
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,206
[explosion]
318
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:20,310
- Riot season
is starting early this year.
319
00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:21,412
[people clamoring]
320
00:11:21,413 --> 00:11:22,827
[glass shattering]
321
00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:26,206
[cat yowls]
322
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:30,413
- [grunting]
323
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,758
[sirens wailing]
324
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,171
[people groaning]
- Okay, listen up.
325
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,102
I gotta take
the worst patients first.
326
00:11:36,137 --> 00:11:38,344
So if you are dead,
raise your hand.
327
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:41,379
- Today Philadelphia endured
the most destructive riot
328
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:44,310
the city has seen
in over two weeks.
329
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:47,379
- That poor man over there said
he got punched by a statue.
330
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,274
I don't know what this world
is coming to.
331
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,085
- This catastrophe
was all started
332
00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:55,034
by the act of one
out-of-control, disrespectful
333
00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:56,655
inner-city student.
334
00:11:56,656 --> 00:11:57,999
- The problem
with the youth today
335
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,827
is a lack of home training.
336
00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,896
That's why I do
everything I can
337
00:12:01,897 --> 00:12:03,619
to keep my kids
on the right track.
338
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:06,275
I hate to toot my own horn,
but toot, toot.
339
00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,206
[chuckles]
I should teach a class-
340
00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:10,655
- Action News 10
has obtained this photo
341
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:13,482
of the under-aged hooligan.
342
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,206
- What in the hell?
343
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:17,241
[sighs]
- Ay, poor Nancy.
344
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,793
You're number 68
to see a doctor.
345
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,517
Number 3!
- [gasps]
346
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:23,862
[upbeat music]
347
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:26,000
- There won't be
any legal action
348
00:12:26,068 --> 00:12:27,413
against your son, Mrs. Hart.
349
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,033
But here's a list
of everything he did
350
00:12:29,034 --> 00:12:31,137
on that basketball court
today-
351
00:12:31,138 --> 00:12:33,516
you know, for easy reference
when you beat his ass later.
352
00:12:33,517 --> 00:12:36,413
- Elbow to the cranium?
353
00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:37,689
Kick to the testicles?
354
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,171
- Oh, yeah,
oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
355
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,619
And tell her what you said
about Chin Check mom.
356
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:41,724
- Do I have to?
357
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,448
- Subject said...
[clears throat]
358
00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:46,448
"Your mama stuffs so many
wieners in her mouth,
359
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,655
Oscar Meyer wants her
to be their new logo."
360
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,172
- Damn, Kev, that's terrible.
361
00:12:52,173 --> 00:12:54,826
You wouldn't happen to have his
mom's phone number, would you?
362
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:57,241
- What in the hell
were you thinking?
363
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,758
I am dying to know what
possessed your narrow behind
364
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,275
to do all this stuff.
365
00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:04,102
- [chuckles]
Well, to tell you the truth,
366
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,378
what I was actually
thinking about-
367
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:07,517
- I don't wanna hear
one word out of you!
368
00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:09,240
- But I was just answering-
- You heard your mama.
369
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:12,586
She don't wanna hear
what or who
370
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:14,689
made you do what you did today.
371
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:16,965
You take that to the grave.
372
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:18,999
- Ma, I was only
standing up to the bully
373
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,723
and giving him a taste
of his own medicine.
374
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,688
I mean, you're the one
who's always telling us
375
00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:24,758
God says you reap what you sow.
376
00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:26,757
- Boy, don't you
steal the Lord's words
377
00:13:26,758 --> 00:13:28,275
and use them against me.
378
00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:30,551
Don't make me beat you
for plagiarism too.
379
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,862
- You gotta believe me.
380
00:13:31,863 --> 00:13:33,826
This is not like those
other times that I lied.
381
00:13:33,827 --> 00:13:37,551
In this case, I am telling
the truth for a change, okay?
382
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,896
It was an accident.
383
00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:40,481
I didn't know anything else
was gonna happen.
384
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:43,103
- That "anything else"
was a major riot.
385
00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:45,344
People were looting everywhere.
386
00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:47,310
- Disgraceful. Mm-mm-mm.
387
00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:51,620
- Kevin Darnell Hart,
this is serious.
388
00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:53,379
This is how so many young men
389
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:56,206
start down the road
to the thug life.
390
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:59,068
When I think of all
the shot-up gang members
391
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:01,379
I see every night-
392
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,137
[sniffles, sighs]
393
00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,689
- Hoo-hoo, I know that look
a mile away.
394
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,103
- Put your jacket on, Kevin.
395
00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:09,522
I am taking you to the hospital
with me tonight.
396
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:12,137
When those half-dead thugs
get wheeled in,
397
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:14,172
you'll rethink
your life of crime.
398
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,758
- Aw, come-do I have to?
399
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:18,537
- Look, I don't have a sister
to send you to in Bel-Air,
400
00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:19,827
so you're coming with me.
401
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:21,620
[brakes squealing]
402
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:23,896
[hydraulics hiss]
403
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:26,931
This way, Nino Brown.
404
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,274
Pay attention
to what you see in here...
405
00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,620
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
406
00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:33,000
- No matter how awful
or disturbing or bloody...
407
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:35,448
- [snoring]
- Or boring?
408
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:37,068
This place is dead
409
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,275
and not in a good
"laying on a stretcher,
410
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,172
full of bullet holes"
kind of way.
411
00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:42,896
Where's all the usual action?
412
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,034
- Ooh, a heart machine
that beeps, cool.
413
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,620
- It is not cool.
It is punishment.
414
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:49,379
[grunts]
- Ah!
415
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:55,137
? ?
416
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,724
- Am I stoned on Windex,
417
00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:00,023
or have we been standing here
for five hours
418
00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:02,068
watching Henry pick out a gift?
419
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:05,379
- We've been standing here
for six hours.
420
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,137
And yeah, you stoned on Windex.
421
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,862
- Come on, there's a lot
riding on this gift, guys.
422
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:11,378
It has to be
the perfect balance
423
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:13,931
of cheap and not too shitty.
424
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,551
Hmm, does my eye spy
a sparkly wallet?
425
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,758
Ooh.
426
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,172
[dreamy music]
427
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,344
It's a genuine Tommy Hotfinger
428
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:24,413
with real fake diamonds on it.
429
00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:26,516
You can put your bus pass in
that little window right there.
430
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:29,206
- Mm, take those
grimy sweatpants off,
431
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:33,034
you beautiful, funky,
long-balls-having man.
432
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,034
- Yah-dah-dee!
433
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,068
- Ooh! Whoo!
434
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,724
- Mm, that's right, baby,
with that big ol' ass.
435
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,379
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
436
00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:44,275
- What, you want that wallet?
$2.
437
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,586
- This is just the thing to get
my wife to love me again.
438
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:50,448
- In that case, $5.
439
00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:54,793
- Be advised.
Shooting at Broad and Lehigh.
440
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,896
Shooting at Broad and Lehigh.
441
00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:59,379
- Hallelujah. It's on.
442
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:01,482
Get ready to be
scared straight, Kevin.
443
00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:05,448
- Spike Lee is shooting
a movie at Broad and Lehigh.
444
00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:07,792
Be on the alert
for elaborate tracking shots,
445
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,103
blaring jazz music,
and non-subtle messages.
446
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:12,448
- Damn it!
447
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:15,620
- I said it's $5.
448
00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,310
- $0.
449
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,620
- $5!
450
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:20,689
- $0!
451
00:16:20,758 --> 00:16:23,965
- Why do you keep saying $0?
452
00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,517
- 'Cause that's all I got!
453
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:28,103
- Get your broke ass
out of here!
454
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:35,034
- Let-let-let me tell you
about that man over there.
455
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:38,517
His wife tossed him out
because he got hooked on drugs,
456
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:42,620
lost 11 jobs,
and wore white after Labor Day.
457
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:45,689
But Henry Hart did not
let that defeat him.
458
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:48,965
He is determined
to clean his life up.
459
00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:50,689
He is a good man.
460
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:53,206
He is a changed man.
461
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:55,310
- He is
a "taking that wallet" man.
462
00:16:55,379 --> 00:16:57,862
- Shit.
- I'm coming, Nancy!
463
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,793
- Stop, thief!
[panting]
464
00:16:59,862 --> 00:17:01,827
- Ah! Oh, Lord!
465
00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:02,930
[dog barking]
466
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:04,551
Leave me alone, dog!
467
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,896
[dog growling]
468
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,310
I ain't oxtail!
469
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:09,655
I'm just covered in them!
470
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,310
- This is a disaster.
471
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,206
How is Kevin
gonna learn to be good
472
00:17:13,207 --> 00:17:15,033
if nothing bad
happens here tonight?
473
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,310
- Don't worry.
474
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:18,067
I'm sure being
bored off of his ass
475
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:20,275
will scare him away
from ever wanting
476
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,034
to come back
to this place again.
477
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:23,689
- Hey, what's going on?
478
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,793
How we doing,
Killer King Hospital?
479
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:27,103
- What in the hell?
480
00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:29,102
- Is everybody sick,
injured, and happy?
481
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:30,153
[people cheering]
482
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,758
- I need morphine!
483
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:35,655
- This is MC ER
coming at you live.
484
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,793
? My, my, my, my ?
485
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,172
? You got a nasty cut ?
486
00:17:39,241 --> 00:17:40,586
? Uh, why ?
487
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:41,861
? 'Cause you fell off a truck ?
488
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:42,964
? Right onto your butt ?
489
00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:44,309
? Look at that running sore ?
490
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,068
? It makes me say,
oh, my Lord ?
491
00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:47,136
? Don't touch that ?
492
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,344
Let me break it down!
493
00:17:48,345 --> 00:17:49,757
- Okay, that's enough.
- Oh, come on, Ma.
494
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:51,378
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Ma.
I'm almost done.
495
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:52,931
? Stop, hammertoe ?
496
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,689
- I said that's enough!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
497
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:58,034
- Ooh, you are lucky
cameras are everywhere.
498
00:17:58,103 --> 00:17:59,517
Otherwise I would beat you
499
00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:01,758
like you led me
on a high-speed chase.
500
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:03,275
- Ma, what are you doing?
501
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:05,137
Let me go!
502
00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:06,586
- No!
- Ow, ow, ow!
503
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,688
- I'm not letting you go
until you start displaying
504
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:11,689
the home training I've been
shoving down your throat
505
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,241
for the last 12 years.
506
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,723
- Will you please
stop babying me?
507
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:16,586
- I'll stop treating you
like a baby
508
00:18:16,655 --> 00:18:18,758
when you stop acting
like a baby
509
00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:21,448
and start seeing the world
how it really is.
510
00:18:21,449 --> 00:18:22,516
- Oh, so that's
what this is about?
511
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,895
Because I have a happy attitude
512
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,654
and I don't sit around
complaining all the time,
513
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,205
you don't think
I know what's up.
514
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,896
- That is exactly what it is.
515
00:18:28,897 --> 00:18:30,240
- So you don't think
that I know that we live
516
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,688
in a crime-infested
neighborhood, Mom,
517
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:34,206
or that my daddy is drunk
or high half the time?
518
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,655
It's not that I'm blind.
519
00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:38,655
I just choose to see the world
I wanna live in.
520
00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:40,482
- I'm just trying
to keep you safe.
521
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,482
- I am safe,
as safe as I'm gonna be
522
00:18:42,483 --> 00:18:43,688
living in North Philly.
523
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,069
I mean, I know what time it is.
524
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:46,550
I know who I need
to stay away from,
525
00:18:46,551 --> 00:18:47,930
like that old man
in the trench coat
526
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,274
that hangs out by my school,
527
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:50,826
staring at us
through the chain-link fence,
528
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:53,067
licking his lips
with his hands in his pockets.
529
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:54,268
Oh, I know what he's up to.
530
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,344
- You do?
- Of course!
531
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,826
I know he wants to steal
our snacks and our juice boxes.
532
00:18:58,827 --> 00:18:59,931
- Well-
533
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,379
- Okay, so now that you know
534
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,206
that I'm not a dumbass
about life,
535
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:04,861
can you please
knock off the babying
536
00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:06,964
and let me listen
to the music that I like,
537
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,757
get me the hell
out of that quilting club,
538
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:11,309
and start treating me
like I got some goddamn sense,
539
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,724
damn it?
540
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:15,689
[tense music]
541
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:17,413
? ?
542
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,620
This will help them
identify my remains.
543
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,413
[horn blaring]
544
00:19:21,414 --> 00:19:22,723
[siren wailing]
- We got a major injury here!
545
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:23,862
Drive-by victim.
546
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,688
- Yes, my prayers
have been answered.
547
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,931
In your face, Mr. Happy Talk.
548
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,931
Time to get scared straight.
549
00:19:29,932 --> 00:19:31,447
- Two gunshot wounds
to the abdomen!
550
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:32,447
Losing blood!
551
00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:34,137
- Oh, my God.
552
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,689
He's just a kid.
553
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:36,931
- Dirty Dante?
554
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,689
Dante Elliott from my class.
555
00:19:38,758 --> 00:19:41,241
- Somebody get me
two units of whole blood!
556
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,510
Hang in there, young man.
557
00:19:42,551 --> 00:19:44,068
You're gonna be okay.
558
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:45,517
- Where's his mother?
559
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,654
- We were told
she was at a casino
560
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:48,448
all the way in Atlantic City.
561
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:51,310
Hopefully someone
will get ahold of her soon.
562
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:54,275
[somber music]
563
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:56,931
? ?
564
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
- Mom, I just wanna say
that I'm so sorry
565
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,448
that I cussed at you earlier
566
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,793
and that-that there's
no excuse for that.
567
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,724
And-and right now, I-
568
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,136
I present my natural
Black behind for beating.
569
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:08,827
- I'm not going to beat you.
570
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,517
Not tonight, anyways.
571
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,068
- I know that I'm tempting fate
by asking this, but...
572
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,931
why not?
573
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,862
- Kevin, you wanna know
why I'm so hard on you?
574
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:20,723
- Yeah, I mean, it's
crossed my mind a few times.
575
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:23,137
- Because you're
my responsibility,
576
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:26,517
and I can't afford to be
soft with you all the time.
577
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:29,240
I'm just trying to protect you
from all the bad things
578
00:20:29,241 --> 00:20:30,689
that can hurt you.
579
00:20:30,758 --> 00:20:33,137
And maybe that's why
I smother you so much.
580
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,931
Because I love you, son.
581
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,034
I love you more
than you'll ever know.
582
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,379
- I know, Mom.
583
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:42,344
- Look, son, I'm not
gonna be perfect at it,
584
00:20:42,345 --> 00:20:43,619
but I'm gonna try to give you
585
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,034
a little more freedom
around here.
586
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,724
You're not a baby anymore.
587
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,758
- Ugh, uh-oh.
588
00:20:49,827 --> 00:20:51,931
I know that look
from a mile away.
589
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:53,861
You're not gonna do
"it" again, are you?
590
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:54,861
- Mm-mm.
591
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:55,931
Nope.
592
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,241
Nope, I won't do it this time.
593
00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,965
I won't do it. I won't do it.
594
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:03,240
- Good, because I don't really
think that's a good-
595
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:06,793
- ? Hush, little baby,
don't say a word ?
596
00:21:06,794 --> 00:21:08,688
- Aw, come on, Ma.
You're embarrassing me.
597
00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:12,034
- ? Mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird ?
598
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:14,171
- I don't want a mockingbird.
I want a pit bull!
599
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,448
- Yo, Nancy!
600
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,448
Forever my lady!
601
00:21:19,517 --> 00:21:21,034
? Ooh, yeah ?
602
00:21:21,103 --> 00:21:24,448
- Why get a pit bull
when your daddy's a dog?
603
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,931
Henry Hart, what are you
doing out there?
604
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,137
- I got you a romantic gift
to prove my love!
605
00:21:30,138 --> 00:21:31,723
- Thanks, Henry,
but you're still not
606
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,827
allowed past the front step.
607
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,999
- That ain't what
thought-bubble you said.
608
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,310
Thought-bubble you was down
to do the wild thing, yeah?
609
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:40,965
- Good night, Henry.
610
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,965
And put on some pants!
611
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:44,379
Good night, son.
612
00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:45,827
[smooches]
613
00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:47,379
- You did good, Pops!
614
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,309
It's baby steps,
but you're gonna win her back.
615
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:50,482
- Thanks, son!
616
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,274
I'm gonna be a better dad
for you, boy,
617
00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:53,482
starting right now.
618
00:21:53,551 --> 00:21:56,103
You gonna see
a whole new Henry.
619
00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:57,241
[dog barks]
Aah!
620
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:58,655
Damn, Cujo!
621
00:21:58,724 --> 00:22:00,655
You sure ain't Scooby-Doo!
622
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:03,379
[dog barking]
[screams]
623
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,241
My ass is not
as tasty as it looks.
624
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:08,758
My ass is neither
a Kibble nor a Bit.
625
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,240
- ? Go, Little Kev,
go, Little Kev, go ?
626
00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:14,137
? Go, Little Kev,
go, Little Kev, go ?
627
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:16,137
? Go, Little Kev,
go, Little Kev, go ?
628
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:20,758
? Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go ?
629
00:22:20,827 --> 00:22:23,275
? Go ahead, go, go ?
630
00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:26,275
- [vocalizing]
631
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:29,172
[hip-hop music]
632
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:31,344
? ?
633
00:22:31,394 --> 00:22:35,944
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