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♪ Bah-hoo-yeah
Bah-hoo-yeah
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Bah-hoo-yeah
Bah-hoo-yeah. ♪
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Welcome back from the
dead, Chief Lazarus!
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I only got one thing on my mind.
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Revenge!
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What exactly are you here for?
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We need $40 million.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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So we've shot a great deal of the
movie, and we're gonna show it to you.
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We just need a little
money to finish it.
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Yeah, see, we had a little bit of
a falling out with our financier.
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He's also playing Chief Lazarus.
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Just, we had some creative
differences with him, you know,
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which is why we're coming to you, but,
look, that's neither here nor there.
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The guy wanted to shoot a full
penetration sex scene and show it.
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But, to be fair, I don't have a
problem, as much, with the act itself
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- as I do with the man who's performing it.
- Don't get into that.
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- It's, like, more specific than she
needs to... - Let her know. I think she...
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Look, I just, I think that
no one wants to see Frank
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smashing genitalia with a woman, but if it
were me doing it, you know, imagine that.
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Wouldn't that be nice? Imagine all
the positions that I could get into.
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You know, reverse pile driver, seated
scissors, wheelbarrow, reverse cowgirl.
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- I know all the positions. Whatever
you like. - He can do 'em all.
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- I can do 'em all, yeah.
- He can do 'em all.
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So imagine that. Do you
see the difference?
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We don't finance movies here.
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Let's show her more of the movie.
Get into the story a little bit.
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Okay, that's exactly right.
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Keep watching, and then see the big
picture, know that there are budgetary
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and time limitations and
ignore them, please.
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Yeah.
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In your face, sucker.
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Oh, shit!
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Riggs, what the hell
are you doing here?
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Our relationship is strained.
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Thought I'd give you some
pointers on your jump shot.
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Noticed you weren't
squaring up on the basket.
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Schooling a black man on basketball.
You must be crazy.
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Crazy enough to want to know why
you never RSVP'd to my wedding.
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Gee, do I want to see my
ex-special forces ex-partner
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marry my baby girl daughter?
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Thanks. I respectfully
say, "No."
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I tell you what, Sarge.
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Let's play a quick
game of one-on-one.
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You score on me, you don't
have to come to the wedding.
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If I score on you, I don't
have to come to the wedding?
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That's right.
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So all I do is score once, and
then I don't come to the wedding?
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Yes.
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Well, this is gonna be...
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♪ A slam dunk!
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Break a leg. Hell,
break both of 'em.
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Heavenly Father, we thank
you for your glories.
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We also thank Martin for his
lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.
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Rianne will now recite hers.
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My love,
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when I look deep in your
eyes, I find my own destiny.
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I find that I want to love you for
the rest of my days, and I will.
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I will spend every
day of my life
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trying to make you the happiest
man in the whole world.
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That was lovely.
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If anybody has any
objection to this union,
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you speak now, or forever
hold your peace.
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- I object.
- What?!
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I need to do something first--
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get your father's blessing.
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I came here for my daughter,
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not you.
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I love her, Rog.
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Yeah. I know you do, pal.
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No!
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I love weddings.
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They always such a blast!
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- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Got to get out of here!
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Oh! Oh, let me out of here!
Let me out of here! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Um... I don't get why
you're making this.
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- Oh, I mean...
- Oh...
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God, the bank didn't
get it either.
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Why make anything, you know?
For the money, for the glory,
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- for the fame. All-- the whole thing.
- Absolutely.
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Yeah, and-and clearly the
movie's pretty kick-ass
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right up until we get to
the special effects snafu.
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Our ex-backer liked to cut
corners, but we feel like,
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with your technical expertise, being
from a dot-com company and all,
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and your money, we could
really make a kick-ass movie.
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Yeah, now, the next scene is,
um, the next scene is bad.
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- The next scene is a little bit of a
disaster. - It's got some problems, too,
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but then, once we get past
that, it's pretty good,
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but let me set this up for you
so you're not totally confused.
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Somebody released some
kind of a biting bug,
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the likes of which I've
never contended with.
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Frank and I got them from China,
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and they just went crazy in
the bar and bit us up like...
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What do you mean you "got
them from China"?
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- You ordered them? - Don't worry about where
we got them or why we were getting them.
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- Jesus Christ. - We just released
them, there was an issue...
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All right, so you're
gonna enjoy this part.
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- Go ahead and push play.
- Yeah, yeah, keep it going.
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Hey, Chief, I'd
like to trade in...
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...these flowers for a badge.
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Well, I just happen
to have that gun.
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Welcome back to
the force, Riggs.
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- Murtaugh.
- Murtaugh!
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It's great that you're a cop
again, Rog.
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We'll n-need it.
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Well, I had to come back
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because they killed my baby girl as
you was getting married to her. Yeah.
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Looks like I'm not the only
cop with a death wish now.
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Ha!
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Chief, I think I found some clues.
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What the hell does those things
have to do with Chief Lazarus?
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- Well, I've got a hunch.
- Chief, I've got a hunch.
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See, feathers were usually used
in Indian resurrection burials,
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- which could only mean one thing.
- Damn!
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Well... That Lazarus
is back from the dead.
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Damn!
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You think?
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So he's probably planning an
elaborate rain dance to drench L.A.
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so bad that it ends
up in the ocean.
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Making his Indian reservation
the only thing left standing
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and very valuable
beachfront property.
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- That's could be the only answer.
- Yeah.
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Oh, oh. I'm just gonna
fast-forward for a minute.
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- Uh, but this...
- Yeah, this is important...
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I'll, uh, I'll play it here.
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Beachfront property on
his Indian reservation.
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- No, you're still going on about
the whole... - No, just keep going.
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- Yeah... yeah, yeah. - Well, you got
to explain every aspect of the movie.
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That's crazy.
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Well, that's because when you
go to the movies, you know,
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you can't follow
what's going on.
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- No, you can't follow what's going on.
- Yeah, yes, you can.
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No, no, you're like, "Who's that guy? Is
that the good guy, is that the bad guy?"
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Everybody knows!
I'm sorry, guys, um, but
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maybe it would help if I saw the
original Mel Gibson version first.
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- W-What do you mean that you've
not seen... - Wha...? How...?
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You've never seen...
Lethal Weapon?
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- Lethal Weapon?
- No, I mean, I've heard of it.
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I think what's happening here
is the fact that you're a woman,
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- and our demographic skews male.
- Well, um...
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It does-- we are a male-
driven, uh, you know...
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- We're a male-driven entity.
- I-I got, I got that.
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Oh, oh, oh, the next scene.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right...
- Oh, the next scene.
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That's right, there's
stuff for the...
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- the ladies, I guess.
- Oh, for the ladies.
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- This is all for the ladies.
- You're gonna love this.
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- Well... yeah.
- You're gonna dive right in, right here.
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♪ I'd say it was the right time ♪
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♪ To walk away ♪
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♪ When dreamin' ♪
♪ takes you nowhere ♪
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♪ It's time to play ♪
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♪ Bodies workin' overtime ♪
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♪ Your money don't matter... ♪
- Yeah...!
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♪ Time keeps ticking ♪
♪ When someone's on my mind ♪
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♪ Playing ♪
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♪ Playing with the boys ♪
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♪ I'm staying ♪
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♪ Staying with the boys... ♪
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Yeah.
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All right.
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All right, blokes, let's
hit the showers, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't know about you,
mate, but I'm sore.
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I'm really sore.
I really needed this.
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Oh, I needed it, too, mate.
All right, buddy.
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Now that we know what Lazarus'
plan is, what are we gonna do?
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We got to track him down
and fight him, you know?
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Sure do.
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We got to track him
down and punch him.
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We're gonna track him down and we're
gonna... We're gonna go to the strip club,
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which I'm excited to do.
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- I love strip clubs.
- Oh, baby, I love me a good strip club.
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- We're gonna... I mean,
this is crazy, right? - Wha...?
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I miss her, Riggs.
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Nothing's ever gonna
make me forget her.
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I know, buddy. Lazarus has
taken everything from us,
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but we're gonna take what
he loves most: his life.
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Yeah?
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Well, we'd better do it
right this time, baby.
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We ain't getting any younger.
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That's for sure.
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I'm starting to think even I'm
getting too old for this shit.
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Say what?
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Oh...
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- That's what you always say.
- I know.
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- I brought it back. That's your...
- Yeah, I got that.
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Whoa, shit.
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- Come here, you rascal.
- Whoa!
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- You want to wrestle, you...
- You want to go, old man?
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You young, but you ain't
that strong, baby.
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You want to go, old man?
You want to go, old man?
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You too young for this...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
What are you showing me here?
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We're showing you a testosterone-driven,
male-skewing action melodrama.
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- Yeah, you're gonna love this stuff.
- And, by the way, as a hedge fund manager,
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you're used to this kind of
high-stakes, adrenaline-pumping action,
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so this should be
perfect for you.
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- I'm a little confused.
- Oh, is it the character-switching?
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'Cause, just move
past that, all right?
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Trust me, our audience
has come to expect
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- that kind of thing from us. - No, no, no,
I'm confused about what you want.
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Uh, you need money to fund
your gay porno movie?
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- Oh, goddamn it, Mac.
- Gay porno movie?
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- What are you talking about?
- See? See!
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- You even watching the movie?
- Yes, in a lot of ways
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- this is a love story between
two men. - No, it isn't.
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- Okay, yes, in a... most ways.
- No, it isn't.
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All right, but this is about
as masculine as it gets.
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- It's not, it's not, I mean...
- No, it isn't, no, it isn't.
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- You had a butt-double.
- Oh, of course I had a butt-double.
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- You think I'm gonna show my butt
on camera, Charlie? - Oh, my God,
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I was uncomfortable
filming the scene.
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If you play the movie, you'll see..
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- It gets way straighter, I promise. - Push
play, you're gonna love this next part.
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We'll cut that stuff out.
See, nobody wants that...
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I sure am glad we came to
this strip club, Riggs.
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I do like looking at
beautiful naked women.
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- That's because we're not gay.
- Right, right.
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Up next is Lady Starship. She's gonna
blow you away with her celestial body.
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Lady Starship--
I like the sound of that.
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- Man, what the hell!
- Oh, what the f...
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- That's more like it. Yeah.
- You like that?
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I do, yeah.
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What are you looking at, man?
Shit.
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Frank, will you pay
attention, man?
229
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I mean, come on, we've
been all over town.
230
00:13:37,492 --> 00:13:40,364
We went to a hedge fund guy, a
dot-com girl, we went to banks.
231
00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:43,064
- No one's gonna fund this thing.
- No, we need to finish the movie, Frank.
232
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,978
All right, I'll give you the money.
But we do the movie my way.
233
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:50,620
I want... what I want.
And you know what I want.
234
00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:51,785
That's not cool, man.
235
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:54,140
We can make it work, we'll just
have to add some exposition--
236
00:13:54,171 --> 00:13:55,934
- a whole scene of it.
- What needs to be explained?
237
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,820
It's gonna be perfectly clear! It's gonna
be way too clear what's happening.
238
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,464
Frank, it's gonna ruin
the movie, Frank!
239
00:14:00,492 --> 00:14:02,017
It's gonna be so confusing...
240
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,011
- It's not gonna be...
- It's not gonna be confusing.
241
00:14:04,036 --> 00:14:06,036
We got a deal or what?
242
00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:14,609
- Ah! Damn.
- Damn! They found us!
243
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:19,718
- We got Lazarus trapped in
his own umbrella factory. - Yeah.
244
00:14:19,748 --> 00:14:23,229
He gonna do a rain dance and then make
some money on some umbrellas, man.
245
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:24,931
He a dirty bitch.
246
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,508
Come on, let's go get him.
247
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:30,255
I'm gonna jump over this!
248
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:34,642
Get over it! I got you, Riggs!
Hurry up!
249
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:39,326
- Oh, I'm getting too old for this shit.
- Come on, man!
250
00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:44,570
We're pinned down, Rog.
251
00:14:44,603 --> 00:14:48,123
This could be it, good buddy.
This could be the end.
252
00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:52,078
Okay, Rog, if this is the end,
we should be the ones to end it.
253
00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:55,007
You know what? I got this.
254
00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:10,605
I got that weird Danish twin.
255
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:14,948
Oh, shit!
256
00:15:16,976 --> 00:15:19,766
Aw, damn! He got away.
257
00:15:20,344 --> 00:15:21,959
Oh, hey, you know what?
258
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:26,437
We got to also remember to get that
shaman priestess from the beginning.
259
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:29,076
We don't want her bringing
him back from the dead...
260
00:15:29,109 --> 00:15:31,022
again.
261
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,451
That's a good point.
262
00:15:33,686 --> 00:15:35,528
- Where's Mac?
- He's in the bathroom.
263
00:15:35,557 --> 00:15:37,557
Well, that's not gonna work.
I mean, we can't...
264
00:15:37,584 --> 00:15:40,284
- It's fine, just go, let's go.
- He's in the bathroom.
265
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,183
- He's in the bathroom. - Charlie,
it's not... we can't... I mean, it's...
266
00:15:51,079 --> 00:15:52,938
Oh, shit!
Rog, I'm out of bullets!
267
00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:57,074
You are? Oh, I'm out of
bullets, too, Riggs. Oh, no!
268
00:15:57,395 --> 00:16:01,888
Time to kiss L.A.
good-bye, suckers!
269
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:08,433
'Cause tonight the
forecast calls for rain!
270
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:12,771
- Riggs, there's a basketball right there.
- You should use it.
271
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:15,660
- I know.
- Wha... Oh!
272
00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:17,746
Oh, shit, Rog.
273
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:20,047
If you make this shot, you
will have redeemed yourself
274
00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:22,253
with the item that you failed
with in the beginning.
275
00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:23,824
That is right.
276
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:27,736
I can do it, Riggs.
: Ho-ho-ho-ho.
277
00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:30,737
In your face, sucker.
278
00:16:44,281 --> 00:16:46,309
Yeah, buddy, you did it!
279
00:16:46,659 --> 00:16:49,718
You did exactly what you said you
were gonna do, and now he's dead.
280
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,261
And now we have to
kill that shaman woman
281
00:16:51,286 --> 00:16:54,324
so that she doesn't come back
and reanimate him again.
282
00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:58,776
Wait. I got a better idea first.
283
00:16:58,868 --> 00:17:01,420
- What is it?
- Let me just show you, man, will you?
284
00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,542
- We don't have to say everything, man.
- Shit.
285
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:13,723
You know you always have
my blessin', partner.
286
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,491
That's my partner right there.
287
00:17:19,111 --> 00:17:21,698
Yeah. And that's a callback.
288
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:23,861
From the beginning-- so
it's come full circle.
289
00:17:23,891 --> 00:17:24,745
We know.
290
00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:27,001
And then we brought you
back from the dead.
291
00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:30,420
Well, the shaman did it.
And then we killed her.
292
00:17:31,225 --> 00:17:35,240
- Because we didn't want her to bring
back Lazarus. - Okay. We get it.
293
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:37,964
Go ahead.
Kiss her.
294
00:17:40,647 --> 00:17:42,347
Kiss her, man.
295
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,172
Yeah.
296
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,183
Come on, man.
297
00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:16,935
One last thing, in case I die.
298
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:31,021
Oh, my God! Oh!
299
00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:40,764
S-So again, this is what we were trying to
avoid by coming to you in the first place.
300
00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:42,086
Yeah.
301
00:18:46,699 --> 00:18:56,699
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