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So sign up for the
Invigaron system today,
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and take the first steps toward
obtaining financial freedom.
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Invigaron--
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a business opportunity as rare as
the albani berries themselves.
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What's happening?
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You're, like, a berry
salesman now or...?
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No, I'm a distributor, Charlie,
for a revolutionary new
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- product that changes lives.
- Right. Now explain these to me.
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Oh, those are my new wrenches.
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I got those free for sitting
through a 20-minute presentation.
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Oh, I get it now.
It's a scam.
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No, no, no, no, no,
it's not a scam at all.
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I also had reservations
in the beginning,
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but these super berries grow
in the Andes mountains, okay?
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Alpacas can survive entire
winters on this shit.
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Oh, shit! So it's like a
super berry, huh?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Now what kind of superpowers
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- are you talking about? Like, do you
survive the winter? - Great question.
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So is that the only super power
you get, surviving winters?
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Because I've survived many
winters without these berries.
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No, I think I have an answer for
all of this stuff, okay? Okay.
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Charlie, allow me
to demonstrate.
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Oh, you got a thing here. Come
over here and hold on to these.
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Now, this machine is gonna measure
the level of toxins in your body
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- caused by stress.
- All right. Where do I put my feet?
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Wherever you want.
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- I'm gonna put them onthe stool.
- Great. It doesn't matter.
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Okay, here we go.
120, 140, 157.
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Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?
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- Is that bad?
- Yeah, it's not good.
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- Guys, I got 157.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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157 what?
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- Units.
- Units, dude.
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- Units of what?
- Units of stress!
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- Ah!
- You're very, very high in your...
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- That's a lot of units!
- ...in your stress unit.
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But don't even worry, because
Invigaron can help you.
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These berries are chock-full of
antioxidants and phytonutrients.
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Oh, thank God. All right,
I'm sold. I'm in.
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Of course you're buying it, because
you're as big of an idiot as she is.
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- You're getting scammed, Dee!
- It's not a scam!
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You walked into a room that
you could have walked out of
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with a free set of golf club
but instead you got got.
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Hey, I say we get ourselves
a new pair of golf clubs, huh?
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Yeah, well, we won't
get got though.
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We gonna get. See, Dee, people
like us, we don't get got.
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- We go get.
- That's right.
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- You won't see us getting scammed.
- No way.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Hey-oh! All right, Charlie, I signed you
up for the gold member starter kit, okay?
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Good. Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what's
in here?
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Two cases of the juice, four
packs of the energy gel.
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- Nice.
- There's a box of shake mix,
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and I think they threw
in a bunch of protein...
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What
are you doing, Charlie?!
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- What?
- What are you doing?!
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I'm drinking the berry
juice to save my life.
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This is not about
berries, all right?
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You sell it. This is a whole
moneymaking system, okay?
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That's what Invigaron is.
It's-it's about money,
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and it's about, you know,
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"wealth creation through-through
the use of antioxidants,
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- powerful antioxidants."
- Yeah, uh-huh.
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And, you know, we're going to "redefine
success and-and change the world."
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- You know what? - All those words
are, like, stressing me out, Dee.
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- And I can't get more str... I'm at 157!
- I'm gonna be honest.
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I'm a little confused as well.
Uh, I don't have a firm grasp
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- on exactly how this...
- It's confusing stuff.
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Where the hell is Frank?
Where the hell is Frank?
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He can help us.
He's, like, a business genius.
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I don't know where he is. He didn't come
home this morning. He took off last night.
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He said he had some
dream or something.
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And, like, he woke up, he's like, "Ah,
Charlie, I got to get to the playground."
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And he shot out of here.
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- Why is he at the playground?
I don't know.
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- He told me not to come.
- Well, we got to go figure it out.
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- He can help explain all this.
- Yeah, he's good with stuff like this.
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- We're not.
- All right, all right, let's do it.
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- I'm drinking this one though.
- Yeah, but don't open any more.
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- Frank?
- Huh?
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- What is this? You're stuck?
- Was this your plan?
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- No.
- What is this?
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- How did this happen?
- How does anything happen, Charlie?
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- Move past it, will ya? - I'm afraid
that's going to be impossible.
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Yeah. Where are your clothes? Why
are you naked and stuck in a coil?
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Just get me out of here.
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- All right, well, first we should
do the thing because... - Yeah.
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Charlie and I have a couple
of business questions
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- we wanted to ask you first.
- What?
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Deandra, don't dick around.
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- Get me out of here!
- Look, I'll be quick, okay?
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Now, Charlie and I have recently come
into a rare business opportunity,
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and we were hoping you could clear a couple
things up for us. Can you look at that?
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- It's a pyramid scheme.
- It's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a reverse funnel system.
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Turn it upside down.
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- Oh, shit!
- Goddamn it! Shit!
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All right, you've
been duped, suckers.
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You're the sucker, okay? You're
naked and you're stuck in a coil!
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All right, calm down, calm down.
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Look, Frank is there any way, you know,
to get out of one of these schemes?
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All right, what you got to do is round up
a couple of suckers and get 'em hooked.
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Dummies with deep
pockets are the best.
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What about Ben the Soldier?
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Well, he's as dumb as
you can get.
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- Yeah. He's so stupid.
- He's dumb as bricks, that guy.
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All right, let's do it.
That's good.
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We'll get him, and I'll get,
like, a pulley or a rope,
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and we'll just yank you out of
there or something, all right?
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- Get me out of here. - Yeah. Hold on,
hold on. Charlie, whoa, think about this.
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If we get him out of there, how do
we know he's gonna keep helping us?
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- Well, what do you mean?
- If we get him out of there,
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he might scam us further. We don't know.
He's a business mastermind.
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- I don't know what he's got going on.
- Shit, that's a good point.
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I mean, what's he doing in that
coil, you know what I mean?
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He wouldn't say.
He could be up to something.
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I say we leave him stuck in
there just for a few more days
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so we can leverage him
for business advice...
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- Right. We keep him contained.
- That's right.
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- If we need questions, we just go to him.
- That's right.
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All right, all right.
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Hey, uh, Frank, we'll be back in a couple
days to help you out, okay, buddy?
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No, no, no, no! Deandra, I
don't have a couple of days!
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It's Saturday coming up.
There's gonna be kids here!
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Hey, guys.
You here for the presentation?
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- I'm Harris Marder.
- Save it, bozo.
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We're here for the
free golf clubs.
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You got exactly 20 minutes to
do your little song and dance.
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We're just gonna tune out, so why don't
you give us a wave when you're finished.
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- Or don't.
- What's the point?
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I'd just be wasting my time. I mean,
obviously, you two are smart.
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- 19 minutes and 50 seconds, clown.
- Don't get me wrong.
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Invigaron is great, but you got
to put in the hours.
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You fellows strike me
more as men of leisure.
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Obviously. Well, we are.
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Yeah, I mean, this guy's got the
Hawaiian shirt, you with the killer tan.
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Bet it's killing you guys to be stuck
indoors on a beautiful day like today.
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It is. So less yapping,
more golf clubs please.
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Yeah, I get it.
And you know what?
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Because you guys are
such great sports,
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I'm gonna throw in a coupon
for a free round of golf
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at the Dusty Dunes Resort in Orlando.
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You guys been to Florida?
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Been there?
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Not physically.
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If you want, I can set you up
with one of their private villas.
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Private villa.
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- Whatever. That's pretty nice.
Look at that. - Oh, it is nice.
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Did you know that the average rate for
a hotel room 30 years ago was $19?
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Today it's $237.
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That's a 1,300% increase.
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So it's not inconceivable to
think that in another 30 years,
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a week at a hotel
runs you 20 grand.
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- That's not inconceivable. That's very,
very conceivable. - That's... crazy. Really?
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Okay, but not for you guys.
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You'll be locked in
at $1,400 annually.
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Wait. We would be?
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Yeah. I'm not talking about
taking a vacation, guys.
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I'm talking about
owning a vacation.
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And, look, if you're still not comfortable
with the numbers, you just double down.
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You get two weeks,
sell that second week,
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- boom, you're vacationing for free.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Mac, I think this guy just bent himself
over a barrel a little bit. - He did?
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Yeah, for our pleasure.
Follow me here.
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Okay, so if we buy a second week, and we
sell that, we're vacationing for free.
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What happens if we buy a
third week and sell that?
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We're getting paid to vacation!
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- Oh, shit! - You guys, I... I've
actually never thought of it like that.
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- I know!
- I'm not sure I can make that deal.
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- The deal's locked in.
- Deal's done.
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- I'm gonna write in "three..."
- Write in "three weeks."
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- Three here... that's done!
- Yeah, right?
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- Put three on...
- You got got!
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- You thought we were a bunch of
suckers, but guess what? - Oh, God.
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We're not. We just bought
three weeks of a time-share.
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So you did.
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- Not a great turnout. - No, not-not
a great turnout. You know why?
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Nobody gives a shit about
free soup, Charlie.
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People want golf clubs
and concert tickets.
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Don't knock the soup, all
right? Da'Maniac's here.
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He's sucked down, like,
three bowls of it.
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Yeah, he is here. And why
is he here, Charlie?
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- Well...
- Nobody wants to buy something
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from a deranged wrestler.
Why would you invite him?
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I didn't invite him.
He just drifted in.
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I guess he was...
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- ...looking for free soup, yeah, free
soup. - Just looking for soup. All right.
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You know, drifters...
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- All right, let's just get it
going, all right? - Yeah.
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Hello, everyone. Thank you
so much for coming today.
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Each one of you has been hand-selected
to potentially join our Invigaron team.
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"What is Invigaron?"
you may be asking.
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Charlie?
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Hello, everyone.
I'm Dee, and this is Charlie.
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And as you can tell by our huge
mansion, we're insanely loaded.
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But it wasn't always this way. We used
to be losers, like all of you people.
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And then we discovered
the Invig...
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Invigaron!
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And it all starts
with the berries.
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The berries are the
most delici...
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I'm sure you're all excited to learn
more about the Invigaron system.
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- What the hell happened to my part, Dee?
- Yeah, I had to do some reshoots.
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You are way too hung
up on the berries.
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The success of the Invigaron system
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is largely due to the
simplicity of its origins.
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Using a multi-tiered distribu...
...multi-level market...
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...the Invigaron system...
...multi-level...
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Invig...
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I'm Andy, proud owner of my
own mountain, where...
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Did a couple reshoots of my own.
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Proud owner of my own mountain,
where I'm a magical bean farmer.
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Berries!
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Does the sophisticated business
model of Invigaron confuse you?
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You don't need to understand how Invigaron
works, because somebody above you does.
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So ask less questions,
and make more money.
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- There we go.
- Okay.
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Well, I wasn't quite
finished, there's...
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Still not convinced?
Well, guess what?
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The Invigaron system is
also a pyramid scheme.
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"What's a pyramid
scheme?" you ask.
222
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All right, basically a house
of cards where the dickheads
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at the bottom do all the work, and give all
the money to the smart guys up at the top.
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- All right? Now, will you get...
- Don't just be successful. Be berry...
225
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- You won't need a pot of gold.
- But still amazingly badass...
226
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So do...
227
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- There we go.
- All right, any questions?
228
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,195
I have a question.
Uh, how do I get in on this?
229
00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:19,126
Uh, you probably don't,
because you need money.
230
00:10:19,145 --> 00:10:22,039
Ben, how many boxes am I
gonna put you down for?
231
00:10:22,613 --> 00:10:24,131
I don't really understand
what I'm buying.
232
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,951
- You saw the video.
- Was the video not clear?
233
00:10:25,978 --> 00:10:28,407
- The video was pretty clear, Charlie.
- You think maybe it's your stress?
234
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,752
Do you want to check
your photon levels?
235
00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:30,605
- Oh.
- Yeah.
236
00:10:30,634 --> 00:10:32,947
- Yeah, you could be stressed. It... okay.
- Yes.
237
00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:34,603
- Here you go.
- Okay.
238
00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:36,749
Uh, where should I put my feet?
Dee, where do his feet go?
239
00:10:36,776 --> 00:10:38,601
The feet go wherever.
What is it with the feet?
240
00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:41,381
Thank you for this
business opportunity.
241
00:10:41,828 --> 00:10:43,066
I will not let you down.
242
00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,291
No, no, no, no, no. Sir, you
need to pay for the product,
243
00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:46,772
you can't just take
it out of here.
244
00:10:46,797 --> 00:10:48,559
Roger!
Roger that.
245
00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,291
He's just... he's
just leaving the bar.
246
00:10:50,308 --> 00:10:52,305
He just stole the berries.
That's not g...
247
00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,074
Oh!
248
00:10:54,077 --> 00:10:58,244
- Oh, 107. Hey, man, that's pretty good.
- What? Don't...
249
00:10:58,289 --> 00:11:00,377
- Healthy guy over here.
- Charlie, no, that's terrible.
250
00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:02,441
He's very stressed out
and he needs to buy the
251
00:11:02,466 --> 00:11:03,804
- product and eat the berries.
- Oh, shit!
252
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,243
I-I'm sorry. Um, I don't
think this is for me.
253
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,999
Oh, goddamn it!
254
00:11:09,147 --> 00:11:10,982
If 107's bad, I got to eat
more berries.
255
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,739
Stop eating berries!
You've had enough berries!
256
00:11:17,514 --> 00:11:19,486
I just don't understand.
257
00:11:19,647 --> 00:11:22,203
- Is it a sexual thing?
- No, just get me the hell out!
258
00:11:22,253 --> 00:11:23,820
- It doesn't matter!
- Matters to me;
259
00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:25,918
- I don't think I can move past it.
- We came here for a reason.
260
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,016
Let's just jump
into it, all right?
261
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:29,060
- All right.
- Frank, we have a very exciting
262
00:11:29,075 --> 00:11:32,062
real estate opportunity for you
in sunny Orlando, Florida.
263
00:11:32,084 --> 00:11:34,639
Yes. How would you like to
spend one week out of the year
264
00:11:34,658 --> 00:11:39,006
living the high life at your own private
villa at the Dusty Dunes Resort?
265
00:11:39,244 --> 00:11:41,606
- You guys bought a time-share?
- Well, yeah.
266
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:44,176
Yeah. How can you
all be so gullible?
267
00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:45,732
- No, no, no, no.
- No, this is different, Frank.
268
00:11:45,757 --> 00:11:46,732
- This is different.
- Tell him.
269
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,949
This asshole tried
to sell us one week.
270
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,712
We took the prick for three.
271
00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:53,510
You did? You took him
for three weeks?
272
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:55,130
Dennis thought of it.
273
00:11:55,155 --> 00:11:57,696
You think he didn't want to sell
you as many weeks as possible?
274
00:11:57,715 --> 00:11:59,352
- No, I don't think he... - I told you
that might have been a concern, I...
275
00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:01,596
- No, I know, but I... All right, fine.
- The whole way over, you said that's...
276
00:12:01,612 --> 00:12:04,378
Well, look, I didn't come here to be
criticized by a man stuck in a coil!
277
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,003
- Are you gonna buy a week or not?
- No, I'm not that stupid.
278
00:12:07,028 --> 00:12:08,421
We don't need this.
We're out of here, Frank.
279
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,040
- Screw you.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
280
00:12:10,045 --> 00:12:12,381
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I-I-I can help you.
281
00:12:12,393 --> 00:12:14,187
- Yeah? Help us how?
- I can help you. Yeah.
282
00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:16,971
I'll give you a premium lead
on a deep-pocket dummy.
283
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,123
- Premium lead? That's business talk.
- We need premium leads.
284
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,319
Yeah. Who?
285
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:21,682
You promise to get
me out of here?
286
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,770
Yeah, yeah, Frank, we promise.
287
00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:24,422
- What do you think, we're gonna
leave you in a coil? - Give us a name.
288
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,891
Ben the Soldier.
All right?
289
00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:29,633
- Ben the Soldier, huh?
- Yeah.
290
00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:30,984
- Well, yeah...
- That's pretty good.
291
00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:31,920
- It is?
- Yeah.
292
00:12:31,945 --> 00:12:33,664
He's very, very dumb.
I mean, think about it.
293
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:36,112
He went over there, probably
saw some pretty serious carnage.
294
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,470
He's gonna have some bad PTSD.
If we trigger that,
295
00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,562
- he'll be putty in our hands.
- Right, whatever.
296
00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:43,251
- Okay, get me out of here.
- No.
297
00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:45,246
- Nah. Nah.
- Nah.
298
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,827
No.
299
00:12:46,921 --> 00:12:48,740
Wait, whoa, whoa.
Where you going?
300
00:12:48,765 --> 00:12:50,558
- You just got got, Frank.
Yeah.
301
00:12:50,577 --> 00:12:52,622
Uh, you played your hand a
little too early, sucker.
302
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,842
- We'll come back when we need you again.
- That's called leverage.
303
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:55,989
- Right.
- That's business talk.
304
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,296
Yeah, thought you were
good at that stuff.
305
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,848
- The kids are coming! What...
- I know.
306
00:12:58,869 --> 00:13:02,077
The kids! The kids will be here!
307
00:13:07,146 --> 00:13:09,859
Now listen. We just need to trigger
his PTSD a little bit, all right?
308
00:13:09,878 --> 00:13:11,808
- Get him all jumbled up.
- Couple of sudden movements.
309
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:13,526
- Loud noises.
- Exactly.
310
00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:14,642
- Hey!
- Hey!
311
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,091
Ben! It's so good
to see you, man.
312
00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,532
How are you?
Come on in.
313
00:13:18,554 --> 00:13:20,723
- Have a seat on the couch,
why don't you? - Okay.
314
00:13:20,985 --> 00:13:22,921
All right. Oh, my God!
315
00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:24,331
Hi.
316
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:26,122
- Da'Maniac.
- Yeah, I know.
317
00:13:26,145 --> 00:13:28,645
- What are you doing here?
- Well, I've come for the presentation.
318
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:29,877
Gonna be really cool, huh?
319
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:33,771
Oh, it's... it's sort of... geared
specifically towards Ben, so...
320
00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:34,863
I like him, too.
321
00:13:34,884 --> 00:13:36,561
He a good guy, huh?
Nice to see you.
322
00:13:36,588 --> 00:13:38,221
- Yeah.
- That's good.
323
00:13:38,262 --> 00:13:39,614
- He's coming in.
- Hey, Ben.
324
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,215
How you doing?
All right, let's just, uh...
325
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:42,637
Okay, uh...
326
00:13:42,662 --> 00:13:44,468
All right, listen, so, Ben...
327
00:13:44,518 --> 00:13:46,018
Um,
328
00:13:46,043 --> 00:13:50,720
we would like to offer you a week's stay
in our time-share condominium in Florida.
329
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,248
It's an amazing property. I
mean, when we first saw it,
330
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,605
we were like, "Boom!"
331
00:14:04,035 --> 00:14:05,481
Sometimes,
332
00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:08,060
loud noises make the
squirrels go in my head,
333
00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:11,118
and I-I don't fight in
the ring anymore, but
334
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:15,834
I still fight with the
demons in Da'Maniac's head.
335
00:14:19,646 --> 00:14:22,315
All right, well, we'll-we'll try to be a
little bit more sensitive to that. I...
336
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:22,940
Yeah.
337
00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:25,345
Um, and we'll keep our voices
down from here on out.
338
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,410
Yeah. Uh, Ben,
339
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:30,611
- should we talk numbers?
- Oh, I don't know.
340
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,281
Um, and it sounds
really nice, but
341
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,878
I'm not trying to make
any business decisions.
342
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:39,090
I have a 107 stress level.
343
00:14:39,349 --> 00:14:40,680
- Ooh.
- I'm sorry.
344
00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:43,111
I shouldn't be here.
I-I have to go.
345
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:44,963
- Well, wait, Ben, stop. Ben...
- Don't go, Ben.
346
00:14:44,981 --> 00:14:46,717
No, the sunshine state.
347
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,890
Oh, uh, I'm in.
348
00:14:50,152 --> 00:14:54,727
Oh, no. Well, no. See, Maniac, it's
very expensive. It's, like, $1,400.
349
00:14:54,752 --> 00:14:57,379
Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.
350
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,278
- Really?
- You know why?
351
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:01,486
'Cause I can pay you
352
00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,217
in Invigaron.
353
00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:04,768
I don't think you're
quite understanding.
354
00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:08,749
Uh, this involves you giving us cash,
not a product that we would then sell.
355
00:15:08,768 --> 00:15:10,449
- Sure.
- See, we need cash money.
356
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:11,740
Oh, you're... We're
on the same page.
357
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:14,360
- Okay. I don't even understand what he's
talking about. - Yeah. Hold on one second.
358
00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:16,172
No, take your time.
359
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,611
Listen,
360
00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:20,046
I think we might have been wrong about
Dee and Charlie's little investment.
361
00:15:20,948 --> 00:15:23,442
I mean, they're out there
moving berries like crazy.
362
00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:25,067
If those bozos can do it,
363
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,076
think how many you
and I can sell.
364
00:15:27,101 --> 00:15:29,214
- We could flip 'em, like, ten times over.
- That's what I'm saying.
365
00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,799
So I say we swindle Da'Maniac
while we got him here.
366
00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:35,174
- Let's get in on Dee and
Charlie's little game. - Smart.
367
00:15:35,292 --> 00:15:38,554
Pyramid scheme and a time-share?
We're diversifying our portfolio.
368
00:15:38,579 --> 00:15:39,848
That's the thing.
Okay, all right.
369
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,511
- Hey, Maniac?
- Yeah.
370
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,850
Hey, you just got
yourself a deal.
371
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,280
- We're in business together?
- Yeah.
372
00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:47,866
That's so cool. I'm
gonna go grab my stuff,
373
00:15:47,886 --> 00:15:51,321
and then, if you wouldn't mind, could
you show me which room is mine?
374
00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:54,677
I'd like a big room, if you don't mind.
We're gonna have so much fun.
375
00:15:54,693 --> 00:15:56,393
Invigaron.
376
00:15:57,105 --> 00:15:58,243
Uh...
377
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:01,804
is-is he under the impression that
our apartment is the time-share?
378
00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:03,517
It would appear so.
379
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,473
Okay, you know what?
We'll deal with that later.
380
00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:07,650
Let focus on getting Ben to
crack.
381
00:16:09,516 --> 00:16:12,674
All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing
our berries and these night vision goggles,
382
00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:14,612
we're in a bit of a hole, so
we got to make this count.
383
00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:17,765
- Okay. What's the plan exactly?
- We're gonna trigger Ben's PTSD, all right?
384
00:16:17,786 --> 00:16:19,349
We bust in like Navy SEALs,
385
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:22,483
zip-tie his hands, bag over his head,
and then we bash him till he buys.
386
00:16:22,508 --> 00:16:25,580
PTSD-- that's so brilliant. How's
Frank come up with that stuff?
387
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,452
What can you say?
He knows business.
388
00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:28,999
Okay, ready?
Locked and loaded?
389
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:30,798
All right.
Let's go, Charlie.
390
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,759
Let's move.
391
00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:49,518
Oh, oh, oh!
392
00:16:49,553 --> 00:16:52,123
Hey! What the hell are
you guys doing here?
393
00:16:52,148 --> 00:16:55,052
We were gonna try and trigger Ben's
PTSD and make him buy our shit.
394
00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:56,440
Good luck.
We've been at it all night.
395
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,727
We broke in here, looking
like Arabs, screaming at him.
396
00:16:58,746 --> 00:17:00,065
The guy's rock solid.
397
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,929
- Why did you dress him like
Ebenezer Scrooge? - Yeah.
398
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:03,628
He was actually dressed
like at when we got here.
399
00:17:03,654 --> 00:17:06,742
He's clearly got some issues. I just
don't know that PTSD is one of them.
400
00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:09,315
Yeah, we've been watching
violent war movies all night
401
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,317
to remind him of the carnage
that he saw in combat.
402
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:14,700
I didn't see any carnage. Um, I actually
had a good time during the war.
403
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:18,175
I got to travel the world, uh,
try new, exotic cuisines.
404
00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:20,164
- Well, I'm a computer programmer.
- What?!
405
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,806
Goddamn it!
406
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:23,629
Frank told us this
dummy was the key
407
00:17:23,654 --> 00:17:25,622
to digging ourselves out
of our financial debt.
408
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:26,635
What?
409
00:17:26,765 --> 00:17:28,396
Frank told us the same thing.
410
00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:31,955
Well, that's interesting. So, we're
all here doing this because of Frank.
411
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:33,559
See, I told you he
was up to something.
412
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:34,819
Hold on a second.
413
00:17:34,838 --> 00:17:36,858
Getting all naked and cramming
yourself into a coil--
414
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,863
that's a pretty good
distraction, right?
415
00:17:38,881 --> 00:17:40,138
- Right?
- Yeah, and think about it.
416
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,425
He didn't tell us why he was in
that coil.
417
00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:45,837
No, no, no. I just assumed that he went
down there to pound off in the nighttime.
418
00:17:45,859 --> 00:17:47,302
- Yeah, right, right.
- Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
419
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,272
But now I'm absolutely
sure he had an agenda.
420
00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:51,644
I bet he was never stuck
in that coil at all.
421
00:17:51,683 --> 00:17:55,224
He's been at the top of the pyramid the
whole time just gathering our cash.
422
00:17:55,249 --> 00:17:57,030
Oh, right, right, or at
the bottom of the funnel.
423
00:17:57,055 --> 00:17:59,223
- Bottom of the funnel, top of the-- they're the
same thing.- I'm not sure which way it works.
424
00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:02,084
Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down
there, he's not even in there, is he?
425
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,203
No. Hell, no, he's not in that coil,
426
00:18:04,242 --> 00:18:06,394
but I know exactly
where he will be.
427
00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,576
All right, everyone, we have a new
addition
428
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,812
to the platinum sales staff, and
let me just tell you something.
429
00:18:10,836 --> 00:18:14,363
- This guy is an absolute dynamo.
Scam! This guy's a liar!
430
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,461
- You guys are getting scammed!
- You're getting scammed!
431
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:19,322
- Pyramid! Pyramid!
- Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
432
00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:22,382
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on here?
433
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,545
Well, I'll tell you what's
going on.
434
00:18:23,557 --> 00:18:26,815
We are saving these people
from years of financial rape.
435
00:18:26,909 --> 00:18:29,732
Oh, hey, if you want out of Invigaron,
all you have to do is say so.
436
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:30,414
Wait.
437
00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:31,486
- I do?
- Huh?
438
00:18:31,521 --> 00:18:35,203
Look, you just, uh,
sign this release form,
439
00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:38,818
pay a $200 penalty fee, your
down line will shift up to me,
440
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,814
and then you're free and clear.
441
00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:41,995
- That's it? All you got to do is
sign the document? - Can we do that?
442
00:18:42,027 --> 00:18:44,686
- Yeah, does that mean we're out of
the time-share? - Oh, no, no,
443
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:46,086
I'm afraid I can't
help you there.
444
00:18:46,114 --> 00:18:48,715
Those contracts are ironclad.
445
00:18:48,884 --> 00:18:52,287
I'm just relieved you didn't
see the old opt-out clause.
446
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,506
Wait a second.
447
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,154
He just subtly
448
00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:58,195
- motioned to this document here-- opt-out.
- Oh, no. Oh, crap, I've said too much.
449
00:18:58,315 --> 00:19:00,818
"Buyer may opt out of the
contract within 72 hours
450
00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:04,627
for one-time cancellation
fee of only $2,000."
451
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:07,575
- You figured it out.
- Oh, you fool. I have...
452
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,776
You didn't think we were gonna
see this, but we outsmarted you.
453
00:19:09,801 --> 00:19:11,351
- Yeah.
- We're a couple of foxes.
454
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:13,064
All right, you got got!
455
00:19:13,684 --> 00:19:15,428
So suck on that little
piece of sweetness.
456
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,977
You also wrote
"faced" in the memo.
457
00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:21,147
Ha! Nice!
458
00:19:21,177 --> 00:19:23,649
Should have known better than to get
involved with a couple sharks like you two.
459
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,749
- You should have. - We're just
glad we're out from under Frank.
460
00:19:25,805 --> 00:19:27,093
- Yeah.
- Who's Frank?
461
00:19:27,137 --> 00:19:29,083
Oh, "Who's Frank?" he says.
Like he doesn't know.
462
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:31,578
Come on, everybody. Frank's the
guy who's behind all this;
463
00:19:31,616 --> 00:19:33,850
Frank is the mastermind
in the coil.
464
00:19:34,335 --> 00:19:35,940
I sincerely have no idea
what you're talking about.
465
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,111
Oh, sure you don't, buddy.
466
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,686
- Well, guess what?
- He might not 'cause Frank...
467
00:19:38,705 --> 00:19:39,940
Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
468
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,510
Oh, you thought we came in mad.
469
00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:43,341
Wait till you see what
this monster has to say.
470
00:19:43,362 --> 00:19:45,022
This guy? What are
you talking about?
471
00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:47,353
- This guy's the best salesman I got.
- Da'Maniac?
472
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,560
Yeah. He's already got 30
people under him.
473
00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:52,673
I got to thank you all so much for
hooking me up with that army guy.
474
00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:55,490
I got his whole platoon
selling for me.
475
00:19:55,515 --> 00:19:56,446
Wait a sec.
476
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,990
- Da'Maniac's on my down line.
- Yup.
477
00:19:58,639 --> 00:20:01,751
I'm rich. I'm rich. Oh!
478
00:20:03,477 --> 00:20:06,566
- You got got! You got got! You got got!
- Oh, whoa, one second.
479
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,889
One second, guys. Actually,
he's in my down line.
480
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,028
- You just bought out, remember?
- Shoot!
481
00:20:12,071 --> 00:20:13,371
No, you... Oh!
482
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:16,654
This guy's good. Oh, yeah.
You know, sorry.
483
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:19,526
I want to get this stuff
done here, and then
484
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,277
I'll meet you back at
our time-share, huh?
485
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:22,541
Okay.
486
00:20:23,903 --> 00:20:26,650
- Now, what's going on there? Is he, like,
living with you guys, or...? - Yeah.
487
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,090
He's... It's-it's a whole
thing. Just move past it.
488
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,915
- That's a hard thing to move past.
- Yeah, doesn't know what time-share is.
489
00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,495
All right, but hold on a
second, hold on a second.
490
00:20:33,534 --> 00:20:35,028
Is Frank still the mastermind?
I don't get it.
491
00:20:35,038 --> 00:20:37,082
- Is he still in the coil?
- No, he's not still in the coil.
492
00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:39,678
Come on, guys, he's
definitely still behind this.
493
00:20:39,703 --> 00:20:42,878
He's probably down in Orlando enjoying
that time-share. He's long gone.
494
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:45,995
- Right. Wherever he is, he's
having a real good time. - Mm-hmm.
495
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:51,504
Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.
496
00:20:52,966 --> 00:20:55,044
I gotta get out of here!
497
00:20:55,846 --> 00:20:57,950
Get me out of here!
498
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,285
Get me out of here!
499
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:16,807
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