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Nico thinks everyone will stop
calling me Swamp Thing...
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eventually.
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But this Charlotte
girl is, like,
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an elephant in designer pumps,
she'll never forget.
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Ah, well, you're
a great kid, Luce;
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they'll all see
that sooner or later.
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(scoffing)
What are you wearing?
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Both:
I'm prepared.
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For what?
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What if I get invited
to a last minute event,
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or the paparazzi find me, or-
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- Man: Francesca!
- Francesca: Si?
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- (woman speaking Italian)
- Certo.
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Every time.
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(camera shutter clicking)
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- Grazie.
- Ciao. Grazie.
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Imagine how embarrassing
that would have been
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if I had been...
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(shuddering)
...under-dressed.
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(all chuckling)
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I mean, sure, you look great,
but are you prepared
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for rain, for injury,
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for being too cold,
for being too hot,
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for fighting off bears?
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Or?
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In case
the bears are hungry?
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- (chuckling)
- In case we run out of food.
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William, we will only be
out of the apartment
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for two hours.
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No!
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My limonata!
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- Trapped forever.
- William: Or is it?
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Hmm.
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- Grazie.
- Lucy: Prego.
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William: Be careful, Luce.
That's sharp.
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I am so sorry, let me- ahh!
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- Oh!
- Francesca: Oh no!
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- I'm sorry.
- La mia burrata!
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Okay, everyone freeze.
It's okay.
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Here.
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And would
the ladies prefer
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the beef jerky
or the trail mix?
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- Hmm.
- See?
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I'm prepared for anything,
even Lucy.
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(both chuckling)
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♪ La mia nuova vita ♪
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♪ My new life
I just can't wait to meet ya ♪
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♪ My new life ♪
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♪ La mia nuova vita ♪
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♪ My new life
take me with ya ♪
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♪ Take me with ya ♪
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♪ A little scared
but more excited ♪
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♪ And I just can't wait
to find out ♪
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♪ Who I am
and who I get to be ♪
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♪ It's really nice to meet ya ♪
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♪ La mia nuova vita ♪
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What about some
of your custom stuff?
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You sew your own clothes, Lucy.
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That's gotta count
for something.
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In the land of
Italian designer fashion?
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Everyone at school
is so fancy. Come on.
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Okay, how's this outfit?
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- Maybe a statement necklace?
- Oh.
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I said "statement",
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not "cry for help".
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Which one of
these says "Lucy"...
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is a dry, normal, human girl,
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who doesn't deserve
to be called Swamp Thing?
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Kyla: I still can't believe
the kids at school are
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calling you that, even after
the clip of you singing on stage
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with your super famous
and glam stepmom.
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It's only given them more ammo.
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Today, a bunch of kids sang,
"Swamp Thing"
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at me in four-part harmony.
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The worst part is,
they sounded amazing.
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This is still about
the jacket you ruined?
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I mean,
what if you just fixed it?
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Oh, I tried.
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The fabric was
too delicate to mend,
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so I put a patch on it.
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If you ask me, it looks
'purr-fect.'
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Apparently,
the jacket was one of a kind.
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Also, she hates cats...
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and puns.
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This person is a monster.
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Just let me put
a hex on her already.
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Let's make sorcery plan B.
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I'm working on a classic Lucy
DIY piece of jewelry for her.
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So between that
and this amazing new look,
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I should be good, right?
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No, no, this will never work.
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Who are you?
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I'm Bruno,
the building manager...
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son. Francesca called me
for a broken radiator.
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Should I call 911?
What's 911 in Italian?
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Don't worry,
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Bruno is always here
to save the day.
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If you want them to stop
calling you Swamp Thing,
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you cannot wear that.
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It brings out all your swampy
greens in your skin tone.
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How long have you
been standing there?
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Do I really have
swampy greens?
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No comment.
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Any other advice?
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Of course.
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Who knows fashion
better than us Italians?
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Okay...
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You should be thinking
layers, texture.
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Ugly... but elevated.
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That's fashion.
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This is what
the kids are wearing.
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Ky, what do you think?
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Are you sure you don't want me
to call nove-uno-uno?
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I looked it up.
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(sighing)
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(knocking)
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(clearing throat)
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Hi, Willie!
What brings you to my office?
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Just seeing if you actually
fixed the radiator or...
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Oh no, I made it much worse.
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So, your dad
will come tomorrow?
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- Yep.
- What's that?
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My X-box.
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Game consoles are
so different in Italy.
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Oh no, that's all the stuff left
behind by Francesca's exes.
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She always lets me
have the good stuff
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after she breaks up
with them.
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Michael B. Jordan's
boxing gloves, I believe.
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Yeah, probably.
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Harry Styles' boa.
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- A hundred percent ostrich.
- Naturally.
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And Ryan Reynolds'
motorcycle helmet.
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You are not like
the other guys she's dated.
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Well, we're not dating,
we're married.
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And still, we're all handsome,
intelligent men, right?
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Vieni.
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Don't like that answer.
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Francesca Fortuna's
boyfriend, red carpet.
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Look at these dreamboats.
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That's a lot of dreamboats.
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Oh, there's one of me from when
we first started dating.
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"Francesca Fortuna humors
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"unnamed American tourist
at an awards show?"
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But it's good
that you're different.
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For years I've been saying,
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"Francesca,
save yourself the heartache.
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"Date a boring guy."
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I'm not... boring.
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Do boring guys speak Latin?
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Yes.
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Look. Look,
there's another one of me,
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but the caption's in Italian.
What does it say?
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"Francesca Fortuna takes pity
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"on a strange man
in cargo pants."
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I told you.
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Probably something
lost in translation.
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Yeah, but I'm not
allowed to curse.
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Is this trendy?
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Try to think like super
chic 13-year-old pit-bull.
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All this effort
to win over one girl.
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A che t’importa?
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A leopard doesn't change
its spots so easily.
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What if she's actually
just a house cat?
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Not everyone is
going to love you, Lucy.
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Says the universally
beloved pop star.
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Hardly.
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Have you looked through
the comments on my socials?
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The things they say about my
poor Salsacino.
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That doesn't bother you?
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Of course.
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But the best way
to overcome this
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is to simply
live your best life.
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(sighing)
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Ideally,
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my best life would involve not
being a total outcast at school.
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What if you come
tomorrow night?
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- To your movie premiere?
- Mm-hmm.
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With like, red carpet
and free shrimp and everything?
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Yes!
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You can watch me perform my
song, mingle with celebrities.
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And where did
we land on the shrimp?
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But how does this
fix things with Charlotte?
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I didn't say it would, but it
will take your mind off it.
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(sighing)
But what would I wear?
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The fanciest thing in my
closet is my dress jeans.
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No holes.
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I have a friend
who is a designer,
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and an idea
for the perfect look.
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Do you have a pen?
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(door opening)
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Did somebody say "pen"?
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What are you looking for?
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Ballpoint? Felt tip?
Red? Black? Purple?
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Lucy's coming to the premiere.
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Oh, that's great, Luce.
You'll have so much fun
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hanging out with cool,
fancy people,
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and they'll probably
also have free shrimp.
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Ooh...
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- Maybe I should go.
- Francesca: Really?
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You'd have to dress up,
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eat fancy food,
small talk with strangers.
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Small talk, I love small talk.
Smaller the better.
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I love teeny-tiny
miniature talk.
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Besides, don't you have plans
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to read some
extremely long new book?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Extremely long new book...
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We're only talking about the
newly published essential text
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on footwear from Republican Rome
through the Imperial Pyramid.
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- (snoring)
- Okay, I get it.
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I'll leave you two to your
fashion and your mockery.
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(Lucy laughing)
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Are you ready to find out what
red carpet Lucy looks like?
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Which one of
these shapes is me?
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Hey, uh...
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how's this outfit look?
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Say, for a special occasion.
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Great!
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Are you going to wrestle
bears in the Arctic?
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You happen to know
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where these ex-box guys
went shopping around here?
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(Lucy squealing happily)
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Just a few things from
my friend's boutique.
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One of these will be perfect.
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(Lucy squealing happily)
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Lucy, I am so jealous, it's
causing me actual physical pain.
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Are these really
that much better
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than our dresses
for semi-formal last year?
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We went to Darlene's
Discount Dress Depot.
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Fashion show!
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- Fashion show!
- All: Fashion show!
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Fashion show!
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♪ I am that it girl ♪
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♪ I got the good-good ♪
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♪ So, don't trip, I'm lit ♪
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- ♪ I-I-I am that hip girl ♪
- Ooh!
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♪ I am hot as they come ♪
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♪ Ball chic, I'm lit ♪
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♪ I-I-I-I-I ♪
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♪ Legit, I'm it ♪
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♪ I-I-I-I-I it girl ♪
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♪ I got the good-good ♪
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♪ So, don't trip, I'm lit ♪
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♪ I-I-I am that hip girl ♪
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♪ I am hot as they come ♪
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♪ Ball chic, I'm lit ♪
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♪ I-I-I-I-I ♪
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(gasping)
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Lucy, I'm dying.
You look amazing.
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I kind of do, don't I?
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Yeah, all you have to do
is learn to pose.
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Pose?
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♪ All of my girls
get out tonight ♪
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♪ Oh (Go be an it girl) ♪
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♪ (Go be an it girl) ♪
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Rilassati.
You're going to be amazing.
256
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Just remember,
shoulders in, hips turned,
257
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,983
toe pointed, your elbows out,
and most important,
258
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,443
be natural.
259
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,944
What if I get back in the car
260
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,612
and they drive me
around until you're done?
261
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,116
Don't be silly. Here.
262
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,285
- Formaggio.
- Formaggio.
263
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,411
(camera shutter clicking)
264
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,580
See? We look great.
265
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,167
Strepitose.
Post that so Charlotte sees.
266
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,002
Oh. It's your turn. Go.
267
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,089
And when in doubt, give them
a look over your shoulder.
268
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,258
- Okay.
- Okay.
269
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,218
Photographers: Lucy!
270
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,428
(camera shutter clicking)
271
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,889
(photographers clamoring)
272
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,641
(photographers speaking Italian)
273
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,979
(speaking Italian)
274
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,778
(photographers speaking Italian)
275
00:11:35,022 --> 00:11:36,904
(squealing)
276
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,948
Photographers:
Oh!
277
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,494
(photographers clamoring)
278
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,828
(gasping)
279
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,375
Hard for you to stand on
dry land, huh, Swamp Thing?
280
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:55,465
I hope whatever's wrong
with you isn't contagious.
281
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,051
You think anyone saw?
282
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,845
I'm kidding.
What are you doing here?
283
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:05,516
My dad's the striker for
the city's best football club.
284
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,685
- Or do you call it "soccer"?
- Mmm-hmm.
285
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,728
Ugh, disgusting. Anyway,
286
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,481
he gets invited to
these things all the time,
287
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,941
so he gives me his tickets.
288
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,819
Ugh, fix your lip gloss.
289
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,738
Oh my gosh,
your nails are so cute.
290
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,156
Who did them?
291
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,616
Oh, thanks. I did.
292
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,828
Started doing it with my mom
when she was in the hospital.
293
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:29,123
Helped with my anxiety
and kept me from biting them.
294
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,874
After she died,
295
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,503
I guess I just kept
doing it to feel close to her.
296
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,380
Aww, that's beautiful.
297
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:40,510
But, uh, don't share that here.
The vibe is way too tragic.
298
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,806
Okay, let's go find
the swag bags.
299
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,349
Why are you being
so nice to me?
300
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,477
I'm just happy someone my own
age is at one of these things.
301
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,772
And I have a problem.
302
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,191
Some anonymous gossip account
303
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,529
has been posting unflattering
pictures of me for two weeks.
304
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,241
(Lucy chuckling)
305
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,744
I'm hoping
that's not contagious.
306
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,912
Sorry.
Wait, that's from tonight.
307
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,914
Yeah, which means
they're here.
308
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,500
I've narrowed
the suspect list down to three.
309
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,462
Help me figure it out?
310
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,214
I should find Francesca.
311
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,009
Please?
312
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,679
As long as I make it to her
performance, it's probably fine.
313
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,431
Let me just text her.
314
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,682
Okay.
315
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,142
(whooshing
sound effect on phone)
316
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,602
Okay, I'm in.
317
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,271
Who's your first suspect?
318
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,481
Him.
319
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,901
Behind the adorable child?
320
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,695
That is one of Italy's most
powerful influencers.
321
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:45,282
He reviews toys in his videos,
which are incredibly successful
322
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,785
for some reason
I do not understand.
323
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,205
Oh, unboxing videos!
324
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,209
They're the worst.
I... also hate them.
325
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,253
He's had it out for me ever
since I beat him in an auction
326
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,006
for this rare toy bear
he was always talking about.
327
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,134
Why did you want
a rare toy bear?
328
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:08,138
So my designer friend
could turn it into this.
329
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,723
Oh...
330
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,642
Let's go confront
that little brat.
331
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,520
Wait, he'll just deny it.
332
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,772
I know someone
who can help us.
333
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,566
Wow, this kid posts a lot.
334
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,986
Content is key.
335
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,655
Woman: That's it, ladies!
336
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,449
Sorry, I'm just waiting for
Janet to finish her Zumba class.
337
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:32,246
She has the music in her.
She's gotta let it out.
338
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,415
Yeah! Whoo!
339
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,418
Okay, can we focus?
340
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,545
- Sorry.
- Kyla: Right.
341
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,213
Okay, so...
342
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,758
according to the tags and the
geolocation data on his photos,
343
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,468
this can't be your perp.
344
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,345
He was out of the country,
touring a toy factory,
345
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,888
when at least
two of the posts went up.
346
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,724
Thanks, Ky.
347
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,227
No problem.
Eat some shrimp for me!
348
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,480
She's actually kinda cool.
349
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,066
She's the best.
Who's next?
350
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,236
Revered film director
Lorenzo Di Cavoli.
351
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,449
Wow! You have
a diverse group of enemies.
352
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,121
(woman singing in Italian)
353
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,124
♪
354
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,710
Oh.
(speaking indistinctly)
355
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,796
♪
356
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,507
(Francesca laughing)
357
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,558
(grunts)
358
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,095
(grunts)
359
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,475
William, you're here!
360
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,768
And you look...
361
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,978
Wow!
362
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,398
No way I was going to
miss your big night.
363
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,944
I'm so glad you came.
364
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,988
Are you coming?
365
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,366
My shoes are too slippy.
366
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,700
Oh.
367
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,911
Oh, before I go on,
can you take some of my things?
368
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,622
- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.
369
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,750
I'm going to fill it with
tartine.
370
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,086
- Canapes.
- Right.
371
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,921
Okay, maybe some of this
could stay in your purse?
372
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,340
You know, I get too nervous
to eat before I perform.
373
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:10,469
But when the adrenaline wears
off, I will be ravenous.
374
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,929
- Right.
- Grazie.
375
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,180
You are okay?
376
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,557
Yeah, no,
I feel as good as I look.
377
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,309
You go kill it.
378
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,103
Okay.
379
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,397
Oh!
380
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,107
You go.
381
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:27,444
Somebody got overzealous
with the floor polish.
382
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,614
He's so... old.
383
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,574
Yeah, don't let that fool you.
384
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,284
He's had it out for me
385
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,538
ever since I acted as an
extra in one of his films.
386
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,124
I accidentally brought
my coffee cup to set,
387
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,252
and it got in one of the shots
and no one noticed.
388
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:47,298
(grunting)
389
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,385
Apparently,
390
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,512
they didn't have
ice mochas in neon cups
391
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,847
in ancient Rome.
392
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,974
I don't know.
My dad's always digging up
393
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,101
all kinds of
surprising things at work.
394
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,520
That's... funny.
395
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,149
Oh, I know. One sec.
396
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,443
Buona sera, Signor Di Cavoli.
397
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:11,864
I'm from the blog
Pop... Fun Squeeze!
398
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,949
We're doing a piece
399
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,326
on the last three pictures
on celebrities' phones.
400
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,455
We're hoping to
give your young audience
401
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,500
a glimpse behind the scenes
and into your film.
402
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,796
Bellissimo.
403
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:31,842
Not him. Every single photo on
his phone is a bathroom selfie.
404
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,844
I will say,
the guy knows his angles.
405
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,929
Yeah, you'd have
to with those brows.
406
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,348
(both laughing)
407
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,017
That leaves us
the one last suspect,
408
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,894
Ginevra Ferrari.
409
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,230
- Ooh.
- The car company heiress.
410
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,025
We were at a music festival
in the Mediterranean
411
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,318
that turned into a disaster.
412
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,153
I had my dad's yacht
come pick me up
413
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,697
and I forgot to
give her a ride.
414
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,449
Oh, you abandoned her?
415
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,284
It wasn't as bad
as it sounds.
416
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,786
The lizards weren't that big
417
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,621
and barely poisonous.
418
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:01,872
- Eh...
- She was fine.
419
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,124
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
please turn your attention...
420
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,584
Oh, no. I have
to go watch Francesca.
421
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,294
...to the piano for a very
special performance.
422
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,671
I know you need help,
423
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,673
but it would be rude not
to even see her perform.
424
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:15,094
Of course it would be rude
to abandon you, but...
425
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,762
I was gonna say
we should follow each other,
426
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,263
so we can stay in touch.
427
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,432
Oh, I already follow you.
428
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,309
Yeah, I know.
429
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,562
- (phone buzzes)
- Done.
430
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,817
(Francesca singing
indistinctly)
431
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:32,444
♪ ...That won't get you far ♪
432
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,114
♪ Who said the world
don't wanna see you ♪
433
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,410
♪ Exactly as you are? ♪
434
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,871
♪ Who needs
a picture perfect moment ♪
435
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,625
♪ That isn't your best life? ♪
436
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,920
♪ There's a price for
being flawless ♪
437
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,922
♪ Don't need a million likes ♪
438
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,217
- Lucy: Dad?
- (crowd gasping)
439
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,761
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
440
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,596
♪ Don't wear a mask ♪
441
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,265
♪ Don't fit that mold,
don't hide your light ♪
442
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,809
I don't have my first-aid-
443
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,438
I don't have
my first-aid kit.
444
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,275
♪ You don't need no filter ♪
445
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,695
I may have overcorrected.
446
00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,699
I'll see you at home, okay?
447
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,951
(shoes squeaking)
448
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,203
♪ It's never been clearer ♪
449
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,791
♪ You don't need no filter ♪
450
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:32,922
♪ Don't pretend or try to hide,
just be you ♪
451
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,593
♪ No filter ♪
452
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,599
(chattering)
453
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,975
You sounded amazing!
454
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,978
Grazie, tesoro.
Where is your dad?
455
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,313
He went home.
456
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,315
I think there was some
kind of leather pants mishap.
457
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,735
But he said we should stay
and enjoy the party.
458
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,696
Brava, Francesca!
459
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,991
- Mind-blowing as always!
- Grazie!
460
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,244
Chiara produced the song.
This is my step-daughter Lucy.
461
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,580
I was at Francesca's concert
462
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:09,083
the moment you joined her
on stage, so special!
463
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,751
Oh, wow!
464
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,212
Thanks. I was mostly just
trying to apologize to her.
465
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,005
See, I thought she
wanted me to call her mom
466
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,674
and then there
a couple of (unclear)-
467
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,592
Have you ever thought about
becoming a singer yourself?
468
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,678
I think you're
incredibly talented,
469
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,889
and I have some ideas.
470
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,353
Lucy! How exciting!
471
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,190
Sorry, I should
get back to my... friend?
472
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,567
Charlotte?
473
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,863
- Yeah.
- Okay.
474
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,991
Did you catch our culprit?
475
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,036
Charlotte:
Yeah. It's you.
476
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:49,081
What?
No, I would never.
477
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,582
Yeah, you did.
478
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,459
Ginevra helpfully directed me
479
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,461
to a photo you posted
on my feed,
480
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,380
and the rest are from the
backgrounds of your photos, too.
481
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,550
How could you post
such terrible pictures of me?
482
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,051
I didn't do it on purpose,
483
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,428
and I'm not the one
who zoomed in
484
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,722
and posted them to
some mystery account.
485
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:06,557
Yeah, you're too naive
for that.
486
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,184
That means the person
behind the account
487
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,602
probably isn't even here.
488
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,981
This was all
a huge waste of time.
489
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,400
I don't know.
490
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,778
I thought
it was kind of... fun.
491
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,532
Even if that were true,
it can never happen again.
492
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:26,618
You're a liability
to my brand.
493
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,621
Unfollow.
494
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,335
Francesca:
Still a leopard?
495
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:38,380
Yup. Big ol' spots...
496
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,508
teeth, claws.
497
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,551
Photographer: Hey,
one more shot
498
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,803
with your beautiful
step daughter?
499
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:45,889
Okay.
500
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,350
(camera shutter clicking)
501
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,102
Hey, your form has
already improved.
502
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,688
Guess the night
wasn't a total bust.
503
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,191
Oh come,
the movie's about to start,
504
00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,694
and I've got the snacks.
505
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,197
- Shrimp canapé.
- (giggling)
506
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,824
Thanks, Kika.
507
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:06,910
Good.
508
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,123
(door opening, closing)
509
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,546
Ah, there he is.
510
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,798
Who?
511
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,800
My husband.
512
00:22:22,801 --> 00:22:25,719
Some weird imposter
showed up at the premiere.
513
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,846
Strangest thing.
514
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,849
Yeah.
515
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,518
(sighing)
516
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,936
Bruno showed me
all these pictures
517
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,354
of your old famous boyfriends,
518
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:38,190
and I wanted you to
not think I was boring.
519
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,317
You were feeling fragile.
520
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,902
Can you blame me?
521
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,987
It would be like you finding out
I used to date Celine Dion
522
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,156
or Angela Merkel, or- those
are just the first two names
523
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,827
that popped into my head,
but they're powerful women.
524
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:54,373
Those other guys, they could
never handle my success.
525
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,334
So, whenever
I took them anywhere,
526
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,461
they tried to
make it all about them
527
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,547
and would end up
causing a big scene.
528
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:05,175
Hmm...
That does seem familiar.
529
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:06,844
I hope
I didn't ruin your night.
530
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,179
I promise I will never
be like that again.
531
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,222
Bravo.
532
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:14,226
Because while
I dated those guys,
533
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,687
there's a reason
I married you.
534
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,898
Is it my impeccable
culinary taste?
535
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,819
Among other things.
536
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,822
You know what your fancy Italian
chefs don't know about?
537
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,700
Mechanically
separated chicken.
538
00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,702
(Lucy laughing)
539
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:36,040
Oh my gosh,
how do these keep getting worse?
540
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,416
I don't know. Oh...
541
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,667
I look like a baby deer
542
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,377
who has literally
just been born.
543
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:41,837
(laughing)
544
00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:43,422
Well, at least
this gossip account
545
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,382
posting them pushed
Charlotte down the feed.
546
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:47,051
Not that she'll
ever forgive me.
547
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,385
Whatever.
Who needs her?
548
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,012
We did have fun for a bit,
549
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:52,681
but Francesca's right,
550
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:55,309
not everyone is
going to love me.
551
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,394
And that's okay
because I love you!
552
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,480
(making kissy sounds)
553
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,482
- (chuckling)
- Ooh...
554
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,400
I'm saving these
to my desktop.
555
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,361
Oh, maybe I'll get one
printed on a blanket.
556
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:09,281
Oh...
(laughing)
557
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,201
(woman singing in Italian)
558
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:23,963
♪
559
00:24:24,013 --> 00:24:28,563
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