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'My son Varun,
world's youngest magician.'

'He loves to show his magic
tricks to his friends.'

'l have a dream that he becomes..'

'..the best magician
in the world.'

'And that makes me proud.'

'Trust Future World lnsurance
children's plan.'

'Always with you.'

'Welcome once again
to business news.'

'Today,
in this part, you will see..'

'..a few new aspects
of lndia lnc.'

'We'll be discussing about
Provident Fund..'

'..that is the increasing interest
rate on your PF.'

'And a conversation with
the man reaching..'

'..new heights in business
Mr. Ajit Talwar.'

'We have got hold on him today,
with great difficulty.'

'So, Mr. Ajit Talwar,
six new businesses.'

'What would you like to say?'

'Look, every time when l've
started a new business..'

'..everyone, whether it is the
press or my colleagues..'

'..they all say that Ajit
Talwar has gone crazy.'

'This is what is happening
today as well.'

'All my famous friends in
Pharmaceutical lndustries..'

'..say that Ajit Talwar will
lose all the money..'

'..on media business and real
estate luxury homes..'

'..that he had earned
selling Paracetamol.'

'Well, the fact is..'

'..l am not afraid of
a new beginning.'

'l enjoy taking risks.'

'l never dreamed of
breaking chairs..'

'..sitting in air-conditioned
rooms.' -'And it never will be.'

'So, l've called architects
from Germany..'

'..especially for
my luxury homes.'

'And l promise you,
it will be one of a kind.'

'As far as television channels
are concerned..'

'There are about 130 television
channels.'

'But we are not thinking
that no matter..'

'..how many television
channels there are..'

'..TRPs are not going above
the average of 8.'

'What does this mean?'

'There is something missing.'

'So, first television channels,
then a production house.'

'Animation studios.
CDs and DVDs manufacturing units.'

'l'm going to do all
these businesses.'

'Just wait and watch.'

'There's a lot more to come.'

There will be peace everywhere.

There will be peace everywhere.

There will be peace everywhere
some day.

Oh, deep in my heart..

..l do believe.

There will be peace everywhere
some day.

Sir.

Sir.

They have come.

That's more like it.

Sit down.

You can't make us sit like this
on a national holiday.

For M.
T. Shekharan, national pride..

..is more important than
national holiday.

Look, we don't have all day.

Ask whatever you want to ask,
quickly.

No shame on your hideous
acts of crime?

People like you are eating the
country like parasites.

You are a south lndian,
Mr. Rajalingam.

There is a king in your name..

..but your actions
are like a beggar.

Save your ruse for an essay
competition, Mr. Shekharan.

Now let's get down to business.

Oh, l want to know the details
of all your financers.

Who is Vikas Malhotra?

Who is Rahul Vora?

Who is Mulchand Sharma?

l want all their contracts
and documents.

l want just one document.

You have a warrant? -Warrant?

You want a warrant?

Don't bother.

And happy independence day to you.
-What? -What? What? -Stop it.

What?

And where are Mr. Rajalingam's
enquiry papers?

With Bhushan?

Where is Bhushan?

On a holiday?

Get it. -Oh no.

Yes.

Yes.

Not again. Come on.

Again, Ajit?

Hey, Kapoor, you lost once again.

You are getting worse at it.
-Lost a lot of weight.

Or perhaps,
you are getting better at it.

Raveena, my back.

Yeah, okay.

Ajit, l wanted to extend
an invitation to you.

What? A wedding anniversary?

Raveena's show, 'Aao Guess Kare'
(come, let's guess)..

..is having its final episode.
Thanks, Mehta.

l have organised its rap-up party.

On a cruise.

The crew will also get a break.

Poor guys are working since
the last six months.

Fabulous.
Congratulations, Raveena.

Thank you.

What next? Feature films?

For that l will need
to write a script.

Then write one on my life.
l will fund it.

And who will be the male lead?

lf you are ready to be
the female lead..

..then l will become the male
lead. -And me? What will l do?

You..will be the male
lead's friend.

His sister's rapist.

Please come, Ajit.
We will have a good time.

When is it? -On the weekend.

Weekend. lmpossible.

We have an investors meeting.

Where is it?
At Four Seasons, right?

Call for you, sir. -lt will be
difficult to make time for it.

Yes. Coming.

Business. Business. Business.

You should spare some time
for pleasure as well.

The day you call me without
any expectations, Kapoor..

..l will definitely come.

Ajit.

Send me all the investors'
profile in the office.

Okay.

Hi, darling.

What happened?
-Ajit, have you gone crazy?

You tried to shoot my puppy?

l was your puppy, right?

Stop your nonsense, Ajit.

What if the bullet would
have really hit him?

Baby, that was impossible.
l was shooting blanks.

Come on. -And what is this new
expansion plan of yours?

Are you amazing! Seriously.
-After dad's retirement..

..you have already launched
six companies. -So what?

And what profits are
you talking about?

Please, don't argue. Come on.

And who is investing in these
fictitious companies of yours?

Management paper is more
than the actualities.

You forgot what Prof.
Summons had said.

Oh, really? Oh no.

You know we went to the same
business school, Ajit.

Don't try to fool my daddy.
-l have a way of doing business.

l am fooling him?

lf for your dad, we would've been
doing business in Khedegaon.

Khedegaon. -Yes. -Right.

Who knew this company?

Every kid knows the company now.

Every kid knows the company..

..but they don't know
that you are..

..opening fictitious companies.

They are not fictitious companies,
Nainu. -They.. They..

Ajit, you will have to pay
for all this one day.

-Please try and understand.

l am telling you. -Just a minute.

You are not understand
what l am trying to..

Hello. Yes.

What? Who are you?

Yes.

What did you..

Yes, l'll call you back.

What happened?

There is going to be an l.T. Raid.

What?

What about your investors? -Yes,
but l need to have the meeting.

Let me see what l can do.

Should l go? -No, no, no. Please.

We will get into trouble if
you say something untoward.

Leave some things on me.

Why are you smiling?

l feel happy when l see fear
on your face, Ajit Talwar.

Hello.

Hello, everybody.

Sir. Sir.

Let's go.

All is well, l hope.

l know we are going through
a difficult phase.

But our group,
the , will never dump its

No one will lose his job.

There will be no cut
in the salaries.

That's my personal guarantee.

And yes, if there tax evasion
issue or a legal action..

..on any other employee
other than me..

..then l will provide
you with the..

..best lawyers in this country.
-That's my promise.

l'll take care of you.

Sir,
company had taken a guest house..

..in Bangalore, in my name.

Gift it to your cousin in Dubai.

But, sir, l don't.. -Smita Trihan.

Raviraj..will give
you the address.

About the Mauritian companies?

Tell Raghav. -He has been
promoted. -He is leaving tomorrow.

Taking charge.
-Wow. -Congrats. -Thank you, sir.

Aren't you going to applause
for this man?

Come on.

Where were you?
-Sorry for the delay, sir.

Sir, the south Asian
investors meeting..

Yes. We will talk inside the
cabin. -Anymore doubts? -No, sir.

Good.

We will overcome this as well,
like any other problem.

Trust me.

l will Westergare..much better.

And much.. -Bigger.

That's the spirit.

Amazing speech, sir.
-Yes. One has to do so.

Sir, what about the south
Asian investor's meeting?

lt won't be cancelled.
-lt will be postponed.

l will let you know the venue
and date by this evening.

And all the other arrangements
will be the same.

Stop.

l think it's the right length.
-Okay.

The l.T. lnspector. l need
all the details on him.

Where? Why? What for? l l mean..

His life history. -Yeah.

Can l leave? -Yes.

And l have a web of
questions for you.

This is Mantra,
and you are watching..

..a show which is called..
-'Aao Guess Kare'. -Correct.

ln 'Aao Guess Kare' you will guess
and we'll give you rewards.

A sum of.. -Rs. 25 lakhs.

Correct.

Along with Rs. 25 lakhs, the
winner will get a surprise gift.

So tell me, should l call
today's last participant?

Yes.

So come, let's guess.

Ma'am, it is small problem.

lt will get resolved
in two minutes.

Because of this small
problem we had..

..lost shoot for one
hour yesterday.

Ma'am, have l made the cut right?

Yes, the light..
-Yeah. The cut is right.

Just check the balance and sent..

..it to Raveena madam to finalise

Yes, ma'am.

Ma'am,
the invitation card is on its way.

Has also been sent up.

Yeah.
The cheque is in the control room.

Yes, ma'am.
l am about to meet him right now.

Mr. Bhushan, come on, let's go.

What have you done?

This? l have applied this black
mark to ward off the evil.

My mother always used to do this..

..whenever l used to go out
to do an important task.

But, Mr. Bhushan, who will cast
an evil on you over here?

Ms. Ranjini, no everyone is
kind-hearted like you.

Millions of people
watch this show.

What if anyone casts an evil eye
on me? -Yes, but why two marks?

Two marks because two
questions are left.

Oh, God. Please remove them,
Mr. Bhushan. -Babu, what is this?

He cannot come on television
like this.

Madam,
l tried explaining it to him..

..but he wasn't ready
to listen to me.

lt's almost done.
-Hurry up, Mr. Bhushan.

Anyway, you are going to win.

Are you sure? -Completely.

And when he asks you 'Double'
or 'Cancel'..

..you should say 'Double'.

Double.
-Double. Please. Let's go now.

Please.
-Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's carry on

..episode of 'Aao Guess Kare'.
-Let's go.

Good. Good job. -We have with
us Mr. Bharat Bhushan..

..who has so far played very well.
-Okay. Okay, Mr. Bhushan.

Yeah.standby for Mr. Bhushan

Will he be able to cross the last
two stages? -Best of luck.

Well,
there's only one way to find out.

Okay. -So please welcome,
Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Welcome. Welcome back to the show,
Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Come. Come here.

So, tell me, Mr. Bharat Bhushan..

..how are you feeling today.

l don't lack self-confidence,
but l am a little nervous.

Well, you are just two questions
away from your grand prize.

Mr. Sunil Gavaskar once said..

..lt's not over until the
last ball is bowled.

Great. That's great.

Very well said.

lt's not over until
it's actually over.

Anyway,
let's move to the next question.

The question is on our
computer screen.

What percentage of lndian men
don't like wearing an underwear?

Do you wear underwear,
Mr. Bhushan?

Yes. Darpan underwear. Look
a little, ask a little.

Do you like wearing underwear?

Yes, of course.
Who doesn't like it?

You are feeling shy.

Why should l feel shy?
l am wearing it.

Well said. Well said.

Anyway,
have you thought of an answer?

Tell us.

84 percent.

84 percent.

Come, let's see what's the right
answer on my computer screen.

80-85 percent.

And to be precise, 84 percent.
Absolutely correct.

That's great. That's great.

How did you guess it?

Look,
84 percent of people struggled..

..for our country's independence.

And this is the same 84
percent of people..

..who took part in the Swadeshi
(self-sufficiency)..

..Movement as well. -Where they
stopped wearing pants..

..and started wearing Dhoti
and 'Angavastram'..

..and chose the path of freedom.

So it is obvious that it's the
same 84 percent of people..

..who don't prefer
to wear underwear.

Such an idiot.
From where did you get him?

My choice. Channel loved him.

Let it go on air,
then watch the TRPs.

Audience is going to
go crazy about him.

Ranjini,
there is a lot of noise backstage.

Just stop it.

Mantra, we will go for
the break segment now.

All cameras ready?

We will have to take
a short break.

But don't go anywhere.

We will come back with
the last question..

..which we will ask Mr. Bhushan.
-Excuse me.

lf you don't mind can l
announce this break?

Of course.
This is your time. Go ahead.

Come back.

Come back.

Come back after a short break.

Don't go anywhere and
keep watching..

..'Aao Guess Kare'.

Oh, my God. How much footage
does this guy need?

Excuse me, ma'am. -Yeah?
-Someone has come to meet you.

Welcome back to 'Aao Guess Kare'.
-Hi. -Hi.

Great. -What a pleasant surprise.

God has visited his devotee today.

Don't tell me you have come
to check our setup.

One needs to take the pitch
report before a game.

Correct.

This is the last episode?

Yeah. Thank God.

The show has been so taxing.
l need a break.

All that is fine, first you tell
me what will you drink.

Tea, coffee or single malt?

Come out.

Just two minutes. Boy talk.

Please, go ahead.

And last but not the least..
-See you all.

To my best friend M. T. Shekharan.

All well? -Hey ldli,
are you watching the show?

All is well, buddy.
-Doesn't seem so.

Ajit, you need the cruise.
Come with us.

No. South East Asia's investors
are coming over.

l just got the news that the
lncome Tax Department..

..is going to raid us. -What?

Exactly. How can l even think
of a vacation on a cruise?

Not a vacation. We will arrange..

..for the investor's meeting
in the cruise. Come with us.

Let it be. All the arrangements..

..have been made at Four Seasons.

What do you think the
Tax lnspectors..

..won't be able to reach
the Four Seasons?

Kapoor,
there are so many investors.

l'll have to cancel the bookings
at the last moment.

l'll make all the arrangements.

lt's a sign, Ajit.

lt is the beginning of our
long term association.

Listen to me. Take Naina along
as well. -67 percent.

Final answer? -She will get happy.
-Yes.

Tell me something. -Ajit.

Yes, of course.

Not a bad idea.

Ranjini. -Sir.

Meet my dear friend,
Mr. Ajit Talwar.

That leaves us with 68 percent.

Hello. -Hello, Ranjini.

Mr. Talwar might be
financing the..

..next season of 'Aao Guess Kare'.

Oh, that's wonderful.

You have a heard of him,
of course.

Yes, of course. The dashing
and dynamic Mr. Talwar.

Marketing genius.
Financial tycoon.

The media always..

..print the truth.

Just joking.

Just call me Ajit, Ranjini.
-Of course.

That means you are absolutely
correct.

You will have to excuse me, sir.

Mr. Bharat Bhushan has won..

Ranjini, make sure that Bhushan
doesn't leave after pack-up.

Who is she?

Executive producer of
'Aao Guess Kare'.

And.. -Yes, she is coming
with us on the cruise.

Are you coming? -Of course.

l mean, who am l to refuse
when everyone is coming?

Congratulations.

Congratulations, Mr. Bhushan.

l am so glad you won.
You were my favourite contestant.

This is for you.

Wow. -All this was not
possible without you.

That's why. -No, Mr. Bhushan.

You are very talented.

My hands are still shaking.

Mr. Bhushan, you are a winner.

You cannot believe it? -No.

Now?

Now l completely believe it.

Let's go.

So, you are a rich man,
Mr. Bhushan. -Sir, mike.

Money doesn't make anyone rich,
Ms. Ranjini.

This is just a medium to
fulfil some dreams.

So what will you do with Rs.
25 lakhs.

l had an old dream of
making a music album.

Now all this will be
dedicated to music.

That's so sweet.

You are the one who is sweet,
Ms. Ranjini.

You know your name comes
from a raga in music.

Yes. Shivranjani.

My brother's name is Shiv
and my name is Ranjini.

That's great.

Your family is so passionate
about music?

My father's name is Malhar and..

Then l am sure your
mother's name..

..must always be on a raga.

Yes. Bhairavi.

This has made me very happy,
Ms. Ranjini.

ls..is your father also
in the field of music..

Not my father, my grandfather.

Santanu Da.

He used to play violin in
Hemant Da's orchestra.

Really?

So does this mean that this tune..
-Ranjini.

Yeah? Yes, Raveena ma'am.

Sure. Green room. -Who will take
out the lights? -l'm on my way.

l'm sorry. l'll have to go,
but congratulations once again.

Bye.

Thank you.

Hail Lord Satyanarayana!
-Hail the Lord!

Hail Lord Jagdish!

Hail Lord Jagdish!

He solves his devotees'
problems..

He solves his children's
problems..

Mister, slow it down a bit.

Priest,
why don't you sing it aloud?

Hail Lord Jagdish!

Hello! -Hello!

Yes, M. T. Shekaran.

Why didn't you bring the warrant?

Warrant?

Yes, warrant..
l was about to call you.

Actually our office computer
has caught virus. -

Virus? You are virus. You idler.

Where are you now?

l am standing outside the temple.

Yes.

Liar.

You north lndians know nothing
except white lies and frauds.

Hey, why are you making a mountain
out of a molehill?

There's really veneration going
on inside. Come and see.

Tomorrow you and l have
to go on a raid.

On a raid? But tomorrow
l am going on a leave.

Shekaran. Hey,
l was about to call you yesterday.

You please submit my
leave application.

You have wasted all your
leaves on auditions.

All your leaves. Silly man.

Then l'll take my unpaid leaves.
-Unpaid leaves?

200 rupees will be deducted
each day, Bhushan.

Your obsession for singing and
dancing will make you bankrupt.

Don't forget.
You are an income tax officer.

Shekaran, sometimes l feel my
father is talking through you..

..in Madrasi language.

Madrasi? l am not a Madrasi.
l am from Kerela.

lt's one and the same thing.
Filter coffee.

Filter coffee? lf we are filter
coffee you are mustard curry.

Mendu vada (a snack).

Radish fart.
-Parachute coconut oil.

Dabur tooth powder.
-Stale rice pudding.

Basmati rice. -Andu-vandu.

Assi-tussi. -Balle-balle.

lngappa.

Hey, stop this stupid fight.
And clean the dog poo.

Buddy,
l had some good news for you.

You have got a throat ulcer?

You are some kind of idiot?
For the first time in my life..

..l got a chance to travel on
cruise ship. On a cruise ship.

Since you didn't get any
alms when you played..

..your harmonium and sang
on local streets..

..so now you are going
onto the cruise.

Buddy Veerappan.
l got it as a prize

Why? -Why? Aao Guess Karen.

l don't want to guess.

You south lndian,
not that 'Guess'.

TV show 'Aao Guess Karen'.

No one can stop you when you are
destined for destruction.

Here l have turned into
a dog working as a..

..government employee, and you..
-My father used to say..

Every dog has its day.
Every dog has its day.

You called me a dog?

l didn't. You said it just now.

So that means you won't come.

lt means l won't come.

Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Stupid Sambaar (south
lndian dish).

Hey, l told you not to touch it.
lt's my hard-earned money.

Uncle, we just wanted
to switch on the AC.

Stop it.
Go, auntie is calling you.

Each and everyone lectures
me these days.

Hey, Bhushan, you didn't
submit it today?

We won, uncle.

You saw that? -Wonderful.

l have beaten them all and
won 2.5 million rupees.

But why didn't you deposit it now?

That is just for show.

That's not real, but this is.
-What do you mean?

l mean this is the real cheque.
-l see.

You can check it.
They deducted the tax amount.

You have made all
the arrangements?

Uncle, our family is known for
getting ready before time.

Ever-ready. -Let it be. Let it be.

Don't tell me about your family.

Tell me where you will keep
passport and currency.

Uncle, sit here. l will show you.

See this.
Special vest with a secret pocket.

lt's readymade?
-Auntie got it stitched for me..

..for a foreign journey

l told your auntie so many times..

..to do something for me,
but no one listens to me.

You never leave a chance
to criticize me, do you?

As if you bring lots of gifts
for me from abroad.

What else should l bring for you?

You think l go abroad to have fun?

Cable TV, Basmati rice, and
water-proof bag for children..

You think we get them for free?

You need to work hard for it.

Talks as if..

Take this.

Take that. You too got a vest.

Uncle, you are lucky that you
got a wife like auntie.

Forget your auntie.

You know what Mahatma Gandhi's
mother told him..

..when he was first going abroad?
-l am also a Libra.

l have memorized Mahatma Gandhi's
all the principals.

Just listen to me once.

Don't fall for some white-skinned
girl abroad.

l am sorry,
uncle Veeru, but l am strictly..

..against any sort of racial
discrimination.

Don't forget us.
Do remember all of us.

Let me first take their blessings.

God bless you. God bless you.

Son, umbrella.
Umbrella. -Bye, uncle. -Bye.

Welcome, sir.
Can l have your photo, sir?

Look at the camera. Thank you.

Okay, sir.

Thank you.

Good evening, sir. How are you?

Sir. -Hey, my umbrella.

That is so mean. -Spenta..

How much have l spent
on this cruise?

Sir, something important. -Later.

Sir, there's some bad news.

Will you ever bring me good news?
Just a minute.

lt sounds much better, you know..

Spenta.. lnvesta..

-Sir, there's a tax inspector
on the cruise.

What? -Yes, sir.

Find out who he is. -Yes, sir.

All well?

Just a slight problem.

Let's go.

Oh!

Hi.
What's the way to the party room?

Yes, ma'am, this way.

May l help you please? -Yes.

l was invited to spend two nights
and three days here.

Sir, can you show me the
invitation please?

One minute.

May l borrow your help please?

Satisfied? -Welcome aboard, sir.

l was only doing my duty.
-lt's alright.

l am happy to see someone other
than me do his job..

..with such honesty
and dedication.

Trust me God will give you all
the happiness in the world..

..and you will reach great
heights some day..

..Mr. Dharam Bharati from Nepal.

Great. Your name is Bharatiya
(lndian), but you are a Nepali.

Mr. Bhushan.

Mr. Bhushan. -Miss. Ranjini.

l was just calling you.
-How do you do?

Miss. Ranjini, how do you do?

Why didn't you keep your luggage
in your room yet?

Actually Miss.
Ranjini, first l forgot the way.

And my favorite umbrella
that uncle Veeru..

Not a problem, Mr. Bhushan.

l will have it sent
up to your room.

Actually he has helped
me a great deal.

Meet my first friend on the
cruise, Mr. Dharam Bharati..

..from Nepal. Mr. Dharam,
meet her, she is Miss. Ranjini.

lf it wasn't for her we
would have never met.

Dharam, can l please have
Mr. Bhushan's luggage..

..sent up to his room?
-l'll do that right away, ma'am.

Mr. Dharam,
tell him to keep it straight.

There's pickle in it.
lt may fall over.

And not to keep anything over it.

Because there's something
delicate in it.

Don't worry, sir. You luggage is
going to be safe and secure.

Miss. Ranjini,
you just won't be able to guess..

..what l brought for you. -What?

Take a guess.
-Hey, you said just now..

..l won't be able to guess it.

But still, you are not here on
some competition. Come on.

Definitely, sir. -Thanks.

Okay. Bye. -Bye.

Shall we go? -Miss.
Ranjini, do l look okay?

You look just perfect,
Mr. Bhushan.

Actually, Miss.
Ranjini, men in our family..

..have performance anxiety.

My father was the best singer
in our district, but..

Anyway, leave it. -No, no, go on.

When he got a chance
to sing in Patna..

..Musical Fest for
the first time..

..he couldn't sing when he saw
a huge gathering and audience.

He found himself alone.

But Mr. Bhushan,
today you are not alone, are you?

Yes, you are there with me.
-You are right. -Yes.

So shall we go?

Hey, Ajit, where's your drink?
-Hi!

How you are doing?
-Just make sure you get one.

Hello, how are you?

Hi, guys! How is this table doing?

lt's not like us..
we.. -Ya, but then, you know..

Darling, no work tonight.
Enjoy yourself.

l'll just.. -Sure. Alright. Bye.

This is.. -You are looking
gorgeous, Miss. Ranjini.

Good evening.

l haven't seen you before.
-l am not that famous, l'm sorry.

No, even l didn't see you.

But we generally ignore those
who we don't know.

Am l right? -l'm sorry.

Mr. Bhushan,
he is Mr. Ajit Talwar.

There is no business
that he is not into.

Are you into music industry
as well? -No.

Not just music,
but media, finance, marketing..

..share market..
He is into everything.

l am pleased to meet a
multi-talented person like you.

And Mr. Talwar, he is Mr. Bhushan.

The winner of our show
'Aao Guess Karen'.

Oh! Congratulations!

Thank you. Actually..
-You introduced me to him..

..but when will you introduce
me to yourself. -What?

Wonderful, Mr. Talwar.

You have got such a.
Wonderful sense of humor..

..doesn't he, Miss. Ranjini?

Hello, Mr. Bhushan!
-Welcome, Mr. Bhushan.

Hey, Miss. Raveena. Mr. Kapoor.

You look great in a silver dress.
-Thank you.

Take him away from here. -l was
thinking of wearing a red shirt.

But the color red.. -l'm so happy
that you could make it.

Hey, l told you right then that
l will definitely come.

lt's just like..
Why did you come here?

Because you called me.

Now that you have come,
tell me what you want.

No, first you smile.

Mr. Bhushan, come, we will
introduce you everyone.

Come. -Come. Please come.

Yes, come, let's go.
-Ranjini. -Sir.

Let me show you around.

Mr. Vikram Joglekar,
our channel head.

Hi! How are you?
-Myself, Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Pleased to meet you.
-The winner of 'Aao Guess Karen'.

Very pleased to meet you also,
sir. -Hi.

Hi! How are you?
-Mr. Bhushan, that's Patel.

Greetings. -Hi!

Okay, please excuse me.
l'll be back. -Okay. -Bye.

Please sit down, Mr. Bhushan.
-Yes.

So Mr. Joglekar, how is Faita?

Good. Very good.

You know what's the best part?
The chef's not from Spain.

He's from ltaly.

You knew that? -You know,
we get best Faitas in Florence.

Especially in Dolatela.
-Near the Duomu.

Whenever l go to Florence
l eat there.

l still feel we get best Faitas
in Mexico. -That's debatable.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Ya. Ya. Very nice. Straight
from France.

Mr. Joglekar from Maharastra? -Ya.
-l knew.

But l have spent most of my
early years in America.

Hail my Maharashtra!

Say aloud Hail my Maharashtra!

Very nice.
Awadhoot Gupte? -Sahir Sabde, sir.

What a powerhouse of talent!

We must have at least
this much knowledge..

..about Maharastra
as we live here.

You are from Gujarat, Miss.
Patel? -From Porbandar.

Hey, Mahatma Gandhi's birthplace.
Vegetarian?

Only on Fridays.

Me too.

Mr. Kapoor, it will be great
fun if we hang out together.

Take my word this cruise will
be memorable for all of us.

We will write history together.

Have you ever been
on cruise before?

No. This is my first time.

You don't know what
fun cruise can be.

Really? -Just need to keep
an open mind, that's all.

And did you ever try champagne
cocktail? -No.

Come, come. Let's try. Come on.

Excuse me!

Yes. Sorry. Sorry.

lt's okay. Excuse me please!

You work in serials?

No.

Then you must be here on holidays.

l am here with my husband
regarding his work.

Your husband? -Ajit Talwar.

Wow!

The multi-talented Mr. Talwar
is your husband? Mrs. Talwar.

My name is Naina.

But l will call you
sister-in-law, Mrs. Naina.

lt'll be simple.

Excuse me! -Sure.

We need programming
of just six hours.

The remaining time
will be repeats.

Two fiction shows.

One hour each.
lnvestment 5 million rupees.

One general Bollywood Gossip show.

Two countdown shows. Free of cost.

Money will come from endorsements.

And one reality show.
lnvestment: 100 million rupees.

Returns minimum 400% .
400% for just an idea.

All the TV channels are
in the lookout..

..for such a flagship idea.

And we have that idea.

Ladies and gentlemen,
that piece of cake is worth..

..400 million rupees.

Mr. Kapoor, why you forgot
to deduct tax from these..

..400 million rupees for our
lncome Tax department.

lf you all don't pay taxes how
will the government build..

..roads, bridges and hospitals
and pay salaries..

..to tax inspectors like me.

Sir. One minute.

Now what? -One minute, sir.

Just a minute. -Yes.

Hello, ma'am! How are you?

Sir, we found out who that
tax inspector is.

Who is he? -Sir, it's him.

Sir, it's him, over there.

That idiot? -Yes, sir.

Sir, on the emigration form
he has mentioned..

..his profession as an
income-tax officer.

And l think Mr. Kapoor,
you must make..

..Krishi Darshan Part 2. Yes.

They never made a better show
for village development..

..in our country.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce you..

..to the jewel of lndia. -Really?

Jewel of lndia,
Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

He is our fellow countryman
with such great..

..intelligence,
wit, knowledge, presence of mind..

You must have seen them on our
show 'Aao Guess Karen'.

Mr. Bhushan not just
makes good guesses..

..but he is also a
wonderful singer.

Mr. Bharat Bhushan.

Please speak a few words. Come on.

Please speak a few words. Come on.

Look, l am the one who should
be thankful to you..

..who introduced me to such
big CEOs, COOs, FFOs..

..and many such big people.
You introduced an ordinary..

..nobody like me to
such big people.

A toast for this great man.

Please.

l'm sorry,
but l don't drink on Thursdays.

And even if it was a Friday today
l wouldn't have been..

..able to drink a full bottle.

l cannot hold my liquor,
Mr. Talwar.

You can't drink,
but you can make us drink..

Can't you, Mr. Bhushan? Come on.
-Of course!

Come on, open it.

Here l open it.

Come on, keep the claps going.

Mr. Bhushan, come on.
-lt's about to open.

Come on, Mr. Bushan.
Come on. -Oh no!

Sir. Sir, are you okay?
-Excuse me! Excuse me!

Excuse me! -l am sorry. l..

Ajit, are you alright? -Sir..
-l am sorry.

Three cheers for Bharat Bhushan.

Three cheers for Bharat Bhushan.
Hip Hip Hurray!

Hip Hip Hurray!

Hip Hip Hurray!

Come. Come. Serve. Serve.

White wine.

Why don't you serve it?

Hey, M.T., it's you?

Hey!
Hey, Shekaran! Hey, stop there!

Come on. -Come on.

Shekaran, stop there.

M.T., stop there.

Hey! -l'm sorry.

Ms. Ranjini, you?

Mr. Bhushan.

What are you doing here? -l..

Everyone is looking for you.

Me?

What have l done?

What you have done is that..

..you left me alone and came here.

Ranjini, you're embarrassing
me for no reason.

l was..

Anyways, forget it.

Did you check out your room?

Yet to be seen, Ms. Ranjini.

So let me show you.

Let us go.

What do you mean you didn't know
who this guy is? -Hello.

Ajit, the auditions have been
on for three months now.

He had won the contest
before your tax raid.

That doesn't change
the fact that..

..he is a tax inspector.
Darn it. -Don't worry about it.

l have bunked his entire room.

We will have the recording
of every breath he takes.

Come.

Mr. Bhushan, this is your room.

This is my room? -Yes.

lt is really nice. And your room?

The adjoining one. -l see.

And if you need anything,
there is a phone there.

You just have to dial 0..
-Will you be picking up the phone?

Not me.
The operator will pick it up.

l see.
And what if l have to call you?

Me. l will give you my number.

No..

Not a bad idea.

Wow!
They have sent my luggage as well.

Wow, Ms. Shefali. Wow!

A pleasant journey and this
beautiful weather.

Ms. Ranjini, l will really like
it if you hum along with me.

No, l.. -Please.

l am afraid l might
get lost somewhere.

Ms. Ranjini,
l will never let you get lost.

l'll always be there for you.

That's a promise.

Thank you so much, Mr. Bhushan.

And look at this, brother.
Yet another Titanic.

l am afraid he might sink us.

Just take care of Ranjini.

Don't worry, Ajit.

She herself belongs to
Bhushan's family.

Thankfully,
her laughter is not like this.

You guys can never
know what love is.

Gosh! l forgot.

l'd told you l have
something for you.

Why should l hide it from you?
You are family now.

Come. Come. Come on.

Do you know?
What is my briefcase's code?

Sorry. -166

16th June.

Mr. Hemant's birthday. -Oh.

l am missing you. Where are you?

The beautiful weather is here.
Where are you?

Call out to me lovingly.
Wherever you are.

Call out to me lovingly.
Wherever you are.

Wow!

What beautiful music by
Mr. Shankar and Mr. Jaikishen!

And what wonderful violin by
brother Shantanu. Your brother.

Thank you.

Do you know what my ATM code is?

Sorry. -0105.

1st May.

Life is such a mystery.

lt makes you laugh sometimes.

And it makes you cry at times.

Mr. Manna Dey's birthday. -l see.

And do you know what my
bank account number is?

No. -3110.

31st October.

l had used my influence
to get this number.

Whose happy birthday is this?

This is not a happy birthday,
Ms. Ranjini.

This is the darkest day in
lndia's music history.

Brother Burman's death
anniversary.

Brother,
take me to the shore this time.

Brother, take me to the shore.

My beloved is on the other
side of the shore.

Gosh! l forgot.

This is for you. What is this?

Unwrap it and see it for yourself.

Oh.

l thought flowers wither.
But a flower vase never does.

Now people might give you flowers.

This flower vase will always
remind you of me.

Certainly, Mr. Bhushan.

Freshen up and come upstairs.
-Okay.

And thank you so much,
Mr. Bhushan.

Mention not, Ms. Ranjini. -Okay.

Such a fool. Really.

Sir. Sir, what is going on?

What, Kapoor?
What's there to hide in this?

l think Ranjini should know
about Bhushan. -What?

Coffee. Anybody for coffee.

Strong. -Extra strong.

Ranjini, you? -No. Thanks.

Actually, he is here to sabotage
Ajit's meeting.

We think he's a spy.

Sir, that's impossible.

Sir, the poor guy is here
alone on a holiday.

You know that. Don't you, sir?

l have been telling you all long.
What sabotage and stuff?

The poor guy is here on a holiday.

What is he doing all
alone in the room?

This is not fair.
There is such a big party.

And this guy is all alone.

Please call him. 65432. Right?
-Thank you. -Please call him.

There's a party upstairs.
Please call him. Come on.

Call him. Call him.

Hello. -Mr. Bhushan.

Ms. Ranjini.

Where are you? -ln my house.

l mean where you had left me.

ln my room.

l did not mean that.
l am trying to say that..

Bhushan, my friend. Where are you?

Sir, you?

This gathering seems
so drab without you.

Come on. To breathe some
life into the party.

No, sir. l have to apply mustard..

..oil and bathe in the evenings.

And l can't wash it off with
the soap that's here.

That is why l have to
repeat the procedure.

l'll be there right away.

Will you please give the
phone to Ms. Ranjini?

l had something to ask her.

What's the big secret? Ask me.

No sir. lt's nothing like that.

l wanted to ask if it's necessary
to wear a tie.

No. No, pal. You look nice
as you are right now.

l mean we should ask
you if we should..

..wear tie in front of you or not.

What are you saying, sir!

Okay. Stop talking now.
And get dressed up.

Now stop playing hide and seek.

l'll be there right away.

You and me..

Alright.

Oh. Yes.

Where? ln Dubai. -Yes. Yes.
Dubai. -ln this world..

What's your name? Al Rashid. Yes.

MT. -Who?

He's my friend.
You are Shekaran, aren't you?

Darn you!
You jerk! Stop right there.

Hands up.

The police have surrounded you,
mister.

You can't get away.

Who are you?

Forget about me. Who are you?

M.T. Shekharan.

Mistake. Mistake. l wash.

Shekharan, there are two
persons in this world..

..you'll never be able to trick.

You are one. Who is the other one?

The other one is your Almighty.
Darn you, Shekharan.

l said stop it.

lt took me one hour
to get this right.

And what about the fact that
l've been chasing..

..you for three hours like a dog.

And what about me chasing
the tax thief?

l have gone crazy.
What about that?

You lousy cabre singer.

Darn you! Lousy dancer!

Lousy dancer!

You red fort jerk.

You knucklehead.

You scabies. Rabies.

You garbage.

You are the water in the commode.

And you are the pot.

You. You!

Alright.

Why don't you just go
and defecate inside?

l will..

And then in the end, he gets
arrested. Right Shekhar sir?

Sheikh. Sheikh.

Excellent. Excellent.

What about your property
in Chennai?

lt's Kerala. And not Chennai.

Same thing, Mr. Sheikh.
Same thing.

You'll get me caught.
l am going now.

Listen up. Where are you going?

Do you know?
This time your brother has found..

..a sister-in-law for you.

Brother Shantanu, who was in
brother Hemant's orchestra.

The one who used to play violin.

She's his granddaughter.

l have even written a love letter
this time. My brother.

My dear Ms. Ranjini. -Shut up!

Here l'm following
the call of duty.

And you're following
the call of beauty.

Don't disturb me.

He is jealous. Darn him.

Mr. Bhushan,
what are you doing here?

Mr. Joglekar,
what else can you here?

What you are about to do.

Jolly man.

Yes. Enjoy, sir.

You know, Mr. Bhushan.

Your song reminded me
of my childhood days.

How l would stand..

..in the school's assembly
line and sing the loudest.

Hail my Maharashtra.

Long live, my Maharashtra. Wow!

Listen to this.

The gooseberries have ripened
beneath the tree.

Who is beating the drum?

Who is beating the drum?

Who is beating the drum?

Look, Holi (festival) is here.

Holi is here.

Look, Holi (festival) is here.

Oh. Pleased to meet you,
Mr, Bhushan. Pleased to meet you.

Same here, Mr. Joglekar. -Come on,
let's enjoy the party. Come on.

But you were..

Jolly man. Jolly man.

Thank you.

Move on, wanderer.

Move on, wanderer.

Move on, wanderer.

Understand, wanderer.

Over there. lt's a big

There are fish fingers.
But no mayo.

There are knives. But no forks.

There are soups. But no bowls.

Where is the singer?
Did you check in the room?

Sir, l don't know.
l have sent someone.

Did you check in my room?

There is no one there.
lt is locked.

Keep Joglekar under
control.-Okay sir.

Come with me.
Let us get some cutlery.

Come.

Can l also come? l was..

l was just..

Say whatever you feel like.

Dear Ranjini. This letter..

Say whatever you feel like.

Everyone wants to hear from you.

Help!

Help! Help!

Sir, shall we send a life guard?
-Right.

Let him be in there
for a while longer.

We too have been on tenterhooks
since so long.

l don't know how to swim.

Mr. Bhushan.
Mr. Bhushan. -Help. Help.

Who's that? -Ranjini.

Oh my God! -Mr. Bhushan.

Mr. Bhushan. Easy.

Mr. Bhushan, it's me.

Excuse me. Excuse. Move. Move.

Come. -Come on. -Bring him up.

Bring him up. Easy.

Lie him down here. Here.

Bring him here. Bring him here.

Careful. Careful.

He needs attention.
Take him to my room.

Alright. Slowly. Slowly.

Kapoor.

He doesn't know to swim.

Lie him down on the bed.

Yes.
Like this. Head in this direction.

He is alright.

He'll come back to consciousness
after some time.

Let's go.

How is he doing? -He'll be fine.

Sure?Yes

He's a very important guest.
-Yes. Yes.

Sir, he is still unconscious.

l had called up the hospital.

Sir, the clinic is on the tenth
floor, but.. -Come on, buzz off.

Sir. -Okay, listen.

Yes, sir.

lt's very cold, isn't it?

Let me increase the temperature
a little.

The way he was struggling.

Almost like a dolphin show.
Really funny.

Sir,
how can you take this so lightly?

What if the poor guy had died?

Everyone over there was just
watching the drama.

They were laughing.

How can anyone be so insensitive?

How could we let him die?

Someone would have definitely
saved him.

As it is, why are we on a cruise?
To have fun.

We could have enjoyed it
a bit longer. -What!?

How can anyone drown in
six feet deep pool?

Come on.

ln fact, l am more concerned
about you than him.

Nothing has happened to me.
l am fine.

l don't think so.
You are drenched.

You'll fall sick.
Come on. Go dry yourself.

Change if you can. There's a
nice bathroom over there.

l never knew that you're
such a good swimmer.

Thanks.

l thought you only knew
to take lives.

l'm not that kind of girl.

Who said you're that kind
of a girl? l mean.

But we both are above 18.
Aren't we?

l'm leaving.

Ajit.

Your Ranjini turned out
to be a real bumpkin.

Give some time. Trust me.

By the way, the dolphin boat has
been docked. -That's okay.

But how are we going to take
this knucklehead there?

That has been arranged for, sir.

So come. Lend us a hand.

Hi gentlemen. -Hi.

Some instructions, first.

Dolphins are shy creatures.
So please.

No noise. No photos. No flash.

Oh. l hope he is fine.

Oh. Yes, he's fine. Just had
a bit too much to drink.

Couldn't leave him up there.
You see.

But he is a very dear friend.

So Raviraj.

Send Mr. Bhushan to
where he belongs..

..with your soft delicate hands.

Sir, l've never committed murder.

And l do it every day. Murder.

Pal, put a life jacket on him.

Actually, he is Mr. Kapoor's
guest. So ask him to..

Yes, Kapoor.

Ajit, he is your prey.
You kill him.

Don't make it a

We'll be doomed thanks
to your argument.

Let's go. Come on.

You guys are just..
Let me solve this now.

Catch the tiger by his toe.

lf it hollers, let him go.

Sir, me? -You'll do it.

Sir, please. -lt's an order.

Sir..

Sir. Sir, he's not here.

Find him. Find him. -Okay, sir.

Captain, stop the boat.

Darn him!

Gosh! Someone has fallen.
Help! Help!

Someone has fallen.
Hold on a minute, brother.

Life jacket.

Yes. Grab it.

Don't panic. Don't panic. Grab it.

Yes. Easy.

Help. Anybody there?

Water, what is your colour.

O water, O water.

Bhushan.

Mr. Bhushan.

Got you.

Good morning.
How do you do, Mr. Talwar?

l was about to wake you up..

..but you were sleeping
like a innocent child..

..so l thought its not
right to wake you up.

Where are we?
-Mr. Talwar, we are on an island..

..where there's no trace
of any living thing.

How do you know that?
-When..you were asleep.

l checked few places around.

So did you find a way to get out?

Mr. Talwar, even the creator
of this universe..

..doesn't have answer
to so many questions.

Help. -We are..

Help.

Anybody there? Help.

Shall l tell you a secret? -Yes.

l feel..that somebody..
-Speak louder.

There is no one here
other than us.

Fine.

Mr. Talwar,
l was saying that someone..

..has hatched a conspiracy
to bring us both here.

l feel someone's after your life.

That's why you were..

Mr. Talwar, do you know what
my father would say?

He would say that The rich have
comfort in their life..

..but no rest.

Money begets enmity.

And l can see that
with my own eyes.

By the way, Mr. Talwar.

l have found a nice place.
-Really?

For the daily rituals.

l will find one myself.

Fine, we will see when we have to.

Mr. Talwar, is it new? -Yes.

ls it in warranty? -Yes.

Because it must have
caught a cold..

..after falling in water.

lt's water resistant.

Just like my HMT Quartz.

My father gifted me during
my 10th board exams.

l have spent innumerable
happiness, sorrows..

..hopes, disappointments
and sadness with it.

Nothing happened to it
until now..nor to me.

lt's still new.

Summer,
monsoon, autumn and spring.

Four seasons in a month.

Four seasons.. -Yes.

lt's working. -Look.

What? -Radium.

lt glows in the dark.

Mr. Bhushan, can l make a call?

Of course you can,
l haven't tied you up.

Thank you.

Mr. Talwar, its easier to catch
a fish on this island..

..but getting network..

lt's slightly difficult.

That's why l trust
MTNL completely.

lt looks old but their service is
still the best in the world.

You have a phone?

Who doesn't have a phone
in this world?

Then take it.

Actually..l haven't subscribed
to roaming.

Actually, sir, they charge
51 rupees for roaming..

..in their 149 plan.

But in the 250 plan in which
roaming is free..

..they charge 40 rupees tax.
-Stop blabbering.

Did you get it?

Why are you screaming?
-l am not screaming, sir.

You are the one screaming.

l said it so softly in your ears.

By the way its said that..

..if you scream too loud a
person goes deaf. Deaf.

lt's so strange isn't it,
Mr. Talwar.

A person screams from his throat..

..but his ears go deaf.

You speak so much.

Bloody useless.

Useless!

Sir,
l can be anything but useless.

l see.

Then which way do we have to go?

l think we..should go this way.

Not at all, this way.

Where are you going, Mr. Talwar?

We should follow this shore.

My father used to say that..

..if you walk straight
then one day..

..your destiny will
be at your feet.

For the sake of your father..

..you will stand right
here and stay quiet.

Mr. Talwar..
-For your father's sake.

Just two minutes.

You will stand right here
for two minutes and..

Move and l will kill you..

Quicksand.

Help, Bhushan.

lts quicksand.

Get me out, get me out of here.

Pull me up.

Bhushan, help. Bhushan. Help..

What? -Bhushan.

Bhushan, its quicksand.

Come on, pull me out.

To hell with that oath.
Get me out.

That's over.

That's finished.
lts over. Bhushan, help.

Bhushan, pull me out.

Bhushan, please.
For God's sake. Bhushan.

Mr. Talwar, you are so strange.
-Come on, come on.

You are just.. Why did you
have to make me swear..

..for such a small thing?

Now catch this.

This is very small.

l will get a bigger one.

Where are you going?
Help, Bhushan.

Look, l am sinking.

Bhushan, l am sinking.

Bhushan. -Here l am, Mr. Talwar.

l am here, l am here.

Catch it, catch it, catch
it, catch it, catch it.

Hold it. Don't let go.

You are almost out.

Very good. Come on.

That's called a close shave.

Thankfully you didn't
say five minutes.

Otherwise right now you would
be sitting up there..

..and complaining to
my father about me.

Mr. Talwar,
l want a promise from you.

l want you to swear
on your mother..

..that you won't make me swear
on my father again.

l think he's completely wiped out.

Just a minute.

Yes, get up. Get up, get up.

You were looking like
a guerrilla soldier.

You must have done a good deed
in your last life that..

..you have a companion like
me even in this wilderness.

Mr. Talwar. -What is this?

This is natural honey which
is good for the throat.

Where did you get it from?
-Mr. Talwar..

..l always keep useful
things close to me.

Like this.

Help! Help! Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

My friends are making
me look pretty.

My friends are making
me look pretty.

Just like sandalwood..

No, thank you.

How can you say no without trying,
Mr. Talwar?

Do you know its hundred
percent Ayurvedic.

And it contains many herbs..

..other than turmeric
and sandalwood.

lt will keep your skin
soft and smooth.

l don't like its smell, please.

Just trying to help.

You want to help.

Then at least write
down help there.

So that the planes and helicopters
passing-by can see it.

That's not a big thing,
Mr. Talwar.

You are the owner of
such a big company.

The world's at your feet.

Just sit here quietly..

..and l will do whatever
needs to be done there.

Tell me what l have to do.

l just said write help there.

Of course. l will go.

l will show you my magic.

Mr. Talwar. Mr. Talwar. -What?

Done. lt's done.

Fine. -Mr. Talwar,
you would have invited 20 people..

..if it would've been the
logo of your company.

Called for a meeting
and then decided.

l made it with hard
work and affection.

At least take a look.

Come, Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar,
do you think someone will see it..

..and come down to help us?

You never give up, do you?

Mr. Talwar,
is this a thing to give up?

Give up cigarette if you want to,
give up alcohol.

Give up the evil intentions inside
you. -Fine, fine, fine.

Where have you written it?

Wow.

What have you written?

We are alone.

Come to us.

Where are you?

Why didn't you make a
heart on the side..

..with a arrow piercing it?
-Good idea.

Why did you write it in Hindi?

Because, Mr. Talwar, l don't know
any lonely song in English.

Who asked you to write
a song in English?

l said H E L P.

l asked you to write help.

You made a big issue of
such a small thing.

lt's gone. -What?

lt's washed off, your help.

See, that's why l used to say.

Old songs are eternal,
Mr. Talwar, eternal.

No one can even touch them.

See, your help was washed
away so easily..

..and my help is still there.

No, l left Mr. Bhushan in
Mr. Ajay Talwar's room.

There wasn't Bhushan or Mr. Ajit
Talwar in that room.

l smell a conspiracy.

Why didn't the lifeguards come..

..to get him out of
the swimming pool?

Exactly. This cruise is your
responsibility, right?

And there were camera's in
his room as well, why?

l don't know that.

All l know is that Mr. Bhushan..

..is the winner of our show
'Aao Guess Karein'.

And he got this cruise
as his prize.

Can't you arrange for
an emergency chopper?

Captain, you have to do
something. l am sure there is a way.

l am sorry,
at this stage of the cruise..

l am not able to do anything.

l don't want to ruin the cruise
for the rest of the day.

What do you mean?
-l can understand, Mrs. Talwar..

..that you are worried
about your husband.

Well, l am not Mrs. Talwar.

Mr. Kapoor, explain him.

lnform the port authorities.
Arrange for a contact.

Police, navy, army..

Hello, tango charlie, come in.

Yes, sir. l am on the tip
of the ice-berg now.

Ajit Talwar has gotten
away in a boat.

He has planned his disappearance.

But l know he is within 30
nautical miles southeast..

..somewhere here, sir.

l will catch him, sir.

And he has also kidnapped,
Bhushan.

My killer is ahead of me.

And l am right behind him.

Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar,
l have a wonderful idea.

l don't need your ideas,
Mr. Bhushan.

But this is a very good idea, sir.
-l have so many ideas.

lf you hear my idea then l will
hear your idea as well.

Promise. -l don't need your ideas,
Mr. Bhushan.

Now..get lost.
-We are already lost, Mr. Talwar.

How much more do you
want to get lost?

Please, will you stop following
me..like a tail?

Enough.

Mr. Talwar, if we tie a red
colour cloth on a stick..

..and hang it on a hill.

Then some passing-by plane
or helicopter..

..can consider it our signal.

And red colour is the indicator
of danger, Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Bhushan,
have you worn a red colour cloth?

No. -Have l? No.

Then stop giving me
your useless ideas.

Look, l haven't worn it
but you surely have.

You innerwear, meaning underwear.

What? -l saw it.

When you bent down.

lt's red in colour.

Are you out of your mind?

Mr. Talwar, l am thinking for
an idea for our survival..

..and you are getting sensitive.

You..you..you don't follow me,
okay.

Okay.

Where will we hang the underwear?

Mr. Talwar,
it might be a underwear for me.

But for me it's life-saving
armour. Armour.

Fine, come on.

Coming.

Are you ready, sir?

Yes, but this life-saving..

Whatever.
Where will l take it off?

The same place..
where no one ever comes.

So l am leaving.

So l am leaving.

Soaring in the air..

ls my red velvet veil.

Mr. Bhushan.
Please don't sing this song.

This red colour..

Mr. Bhushan, please don't sing.

Thank you.

Hello. Catch.

That's more like it, Mr. Talwar.

We have found our victory flag.

Now watch, our victory is certain.

But l want that before evening.

Mr. Talwar, we will be on
the ship before evening.

Watch what l do no.

Hail Saurav Ganguli.

Bhushan! Bhushan!

Coming, coming, coming..

Where is my pant?

There's a limit to buffoonery,
Mr. Bhushan.

You should be ashamed.

That's great.

You scream out my name after
taking your pants down..

..and l should feel ashamed.

Where is my pant, Mr. Bhushan?

You are yelling at me as if
l am wearing your pant.

l am not blaming you but
the pant is missing.

Where did you take it off? -Here..

When you took it off here then
it should be right here..

..Mr. Talwar. -What can happen?

Will the earth swallow up
your pant or the sky..

Mr. Talwar. -Yes.

Oh no.

You buffoon return my pant.

Hit him with this..
No, let this be.

Hit him.

What?

ldea, Mr. Talwar, idea.

lf you give me another idea
Mr. Bhushan, then l will..

Mr. Talwar. You can yell at
me to shut up but not him.

Didn't you read the story
about copycat..

..monkeys in your childhood?

Why will l read stories about
monkeys, forget it.

Fine, l will forget it.

Fine, what..what is the story?

The monkey's have a
nature of copying.

The monkey copies whatever you do.
Did you see?

You hit him with a stone and he
threw something at you too.

l did this to him and
this that to me.

Mr. Bhushan, you are really smart.

Thank you.

You shouldve been up there
with the monkeys.

Just watch what l do?

Don't do this, please.

Mr. Talwar,
please close your eyes.

Until today only lndumati has
seen me in this condition.

And l am doing all
this only for you.

Ready?

Here.

We did it, Mr. Talwar.

We did it.

Shall we go?

Come, Mr. Talwar.

Our victory flag.

This victory flag is so fortunate,
Mr. Talwar.

Look what l found, coconut.

Mr. Bhushan,
should l peel it with my nails?

Mr. Talwar, where there's
a will there's a way.

l mean to say where there's
a coconut there's a knife.

Give it.

Now watch, in few hours all our
problems will be solved..

..and all our woes will vanish.

You don't seem like you are
in trouble or any problem.

ln fact l feel you have
come fully prepared..

..to settle down on this island.

l make these preparations
everyday before leaving home..

..Mr. Talwar.

There is no trusting time.
What might happen and when.

Here. -No, you try it first.
lf it's nice then l will.

l must admit,
Mr. Talwar, you are very smart.

One has to be smart, Mr. Bhushan..

..or the world won't
let you survive.

You are absolutely right,
Mr. Talwar.

My father would say
the same thing.

That's why l started reading
books to become smart.

How does one become smart
by reading books?

Don't you know?

You Can Win by Shiv Kheda.

lt's my favourite book.

l made it this far by
reading that book.

Here. -l mean the cruise.

l am here because of you.

There. There. -Help.

Help. -Help.

Help. Help. Help. -We are here.

Not that way, Mr. Talwar, that's
the east way. That's longer.

l know a shortcut. Come.

East.. no, l am going this way.

Fine, let's see who reaches first.

Ready, steady, go.

Hurry up, sweetie pie, let's go.

Wait. Ana.

Come on, honey.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

Come and find me.

Come on, Ana.

Come to daddy.

At least say something.

Otherwise how would l
know where you are?

l am right here.

Oh no, no, no, come out.

There are wild animals inside.
Come out.

Where were you?
There are wild animals.

You are the wild animal. -Baby.

No, no, no, no, come, come,
sit down. Sit down.

What do you want?
What do you want?

We are going to play a game,
honey..

Ana, what do you want?
-Just to get you warmed up.

No, no, Ana, please. -Come on.

Now stand up. -Please.

Come on, stand up.
-What do you want?

Turn around.

Turn around.

And find me.

Find me. -Ana.

Ana. Don't forget.

There are wild animals, Ana.

Ana.

Baby. Baby.

Honey, where are you?
-Uncle Dhiru. Here.

Honey, where are you?

Baby.

This side. Hello.

Baby. Baby.

Bhushan, you? -Uncle Dhiru.

What are you doing here? -My
circumstances brought me here..

..l will tell you later but when..

..did you come here for a picnic?

l came here for business..
-Honey, l am coming.

Aunt is here as well.

Aunt. -She isn't your aunt.

Bhushan.

Uncle Dhiru, she isn't aunt.
-Quickly, here wear this. Emergency.

Who is he? -He

Let's go, let's go.

So this why you buy
lipstick and bindi.

Now l understand what you do..

..under the pretext of marketing.

Bhushan, try to understand me.

She is a poor and helpless girl.

l brought her here
only to help her.

Poor.

l can see how you are helping
this poor naked girl!

Speak softly..she's
the other woman.

Come on, let's go quickly.
Come on, hurry up, hurry up.

He is married to my aunt.

My aunt.

You have ruined my aunt's
marital life..

..for a foreign woman, uncle.

Not done, uncle, not done.

Lady, you won't live peacefully..

..after ruining someone's life.

Try to understand another
woman's pain, lady.

My aunt will never be able
to endure this shock.

Think about their children.

God will surely punish
you one day.

What? What happened?

What could happen?

They ran away because they
were caught red-handed.

You..you didn't ask them for help.

A person that can't help us
cannot help us either..

..Mr. Talwar. -You mean you
didn't tell them that we..

..are stuck on this bloody island.

Actually..l didn't get
to that part..

..that's why l couldn't tell them.

Mr. Bhushan, someone came here
with great difficulty..

..and you let him go..
-He's not a person.

He's uncle Veeru from our colony.

He came here with at foreigner
lady to have fun.

A man that leave his
wife in the middle..

..can never take us ashore.

And its best that
we die of shame..

..rather than taking help
from such a man.

Speak for yourself.

You can drown yourself to
death if you want to.

l don't want to die, get it.

You are getting angry as if
l haven't done anything.

Who wrote that beautiful
song of Rafi sir? Me.

Who turned your underwear
into a victory flag? Me.

What else can l do?

Who asked you to give him a
lecture on moral science?

l want to get on the
ship until evening.

Do you understand?

Evening.

lt's already evening, Mr. Talwar.

My companion.

Tired we head to our homes.

The swinging..

Will you stop singing, please?

We don't know which
way we are heading.

So it's better that we pass
our time by singing songs.

So l suggest that you
sing in your mind.

Mr. Talwar, if l sing it in my
mind then how will you hear it?

That's exactly the point, Bhushan.

Mr. Talwar, l was thinking that..

..you must hum a song in your
mind too, the English one.

When were in school we used
to make English songs.

By translating Hindi
songs into English.

Like that song.

Shall l sing it?

Fine, sing.

Like that song.

Dard-e-dil. Dard-e-jigar.

Dil Mein Jagaya Aapne.

Pain in heart. Pain in liver.

Woken in heart by you only.

Earlier l was a poet.

Lover made by you only.

You just said sing.

And now..

Music.

Mister.

Sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law.

Mr. Talwar.

Finding Nemo.

Seems like he owned a
camera shop earlier.

Don't touch these things,
keep that down.

Mr. Talwar, l think you have
developed a habit of scolding me.

Jimmy, turn around. Turn around.

Hands up!

Who did it? Who did it?

lt was a mistake, sorry..

Look,
we aren't intruders or dacoits.

There is just me..and let
me introduce you to him.

Mr. Ajit Talwar.

Hello.

Which channel?

Which channel? Which channel?

Look,
the English Channel can't be here.

So we are coming from
the lndian Ocean.

National Geographic.
Animal Planet. Discovery.

l said which channel.

No, no, no, no, you have
misunderstood us.

Actually we were on a ship.

And we fell in the water from
the ship and got stuck here.

We came here seeing the light.

ln fact you should come for the
cruise. -lt is very interesting.

l see, l thought he is talking
about the swimming channel.

You aren't from the
television channel?

No, no.

l hate television channel people.

They come here with
their cameras..

.. their transmitter
and their lights.

And trouble innocent animals.
Always.

Forget about channel..

..we haven't even seen television
for so many days.

The melodious voice of your
radio brought us here.

lts voice can be heard really far.

Does it catch Vividh Bharti?

Don't touch.

l hate people fiddling
with my things.

You should not be fiddling
with other people's things.

Sorry.

ls it a gift by any chance?

l thought as much.

lt's a very precious gift.

A very precious gift.

My great grandfather received
as dowry from his in-laws.

And my great grandfather gave
it to my grandfather.

Reward.

For joining the lndian army.

A bombshell killed my grandfather
at the war front.

But this radio didn't
get a scratch.

Then Mamta got in the will.

My mother.

Mother's affection.

To fill her loneliness.

And then mother gave it to me.

To fill my loneliness.

To fill my loneliness.

Hearing your grandfather's story..

..reminded me of my grandfather's
story.

He gave me this coat in his will.

But your story is..

Touching, sensitive, moving.
lt gave me goose bumps.

You can't see it but.. -Mine too.

You liked it. -A lot.

You liked it a lot. -Fantastic.

Very good.

Now get out. Get out.

But where will we go?

l don't know. Get out.

Look, one man helps another
man in times of distress.

What did you say? -Human.

Human. Human.

Raghu Burman hates humans.

Who is Raghu Burman.

What has human being given man?

Except doubt, dismay, deceit,
defeat, depression, disaster!

No hope. Hopeless.

Sir,
we are just hoping that in case..

We can..
l mean there's hope.. -Shut up.

There is no hope. Go, go.

Look.. -l am hungry.

lts dinner time.

And it's loaded.

Can we get a glass of water?

Do you want bullets? Out. Out.

Get out.

Hello.

Listen, listen, listen.

This is not a fish market.

Keep the phone down you rogue.

Sir..

Hey, hey, get out.
Get out, get out.

He is more short-tempered
than you.

l am short-tempered?

l am short-tempered?

Firstly you can't keep
your mouth shut.

And then you brought her there.

What was the need to set the
rocket on fire there?

Hey, l hadn't even seen such
a rocket in my life.

There used to be a thread in
the rockets of our times.

And we used to take a bottle
from uncle Mangat's..

..shop and.. -Hey, please.

Don't tell me the tale of
rocket science. Please.

See,
you got angry over a small matter.

What will we do now?

Yes? There is no ray of hope
even at a distance.

We will go back to Burman's house.

What Burman?

We had a brother Burman.
Hey, boatman..

And this is another Burman.

Will you have a bullet?

What will we do by going there?

We will go and take
his phone away.

Phone?

Does that mean we will steal?

Look, Mr. Talwar.

l can't accompany you
in this theft.

Hey, till date l haven't even
stolen anyone's tune.

Phone seems like a distant
possibility.

lf you want to stand you entire
life in these woods..

Actually l don't mind, sir.
Really.

After all,
what has the city life given us?

Violence. Hopelessness.

Loss. Amazement.

Loss of excitement. Brutality.

Stay in this forest. l am going.

But how are we going
to steal the phone?

Hey, keep quiet. Please.

What if he shoots us?

l had read his timetable as
soon as we went in. -Yes.

He has his dinner at 8.30 sharp.

After dinner, yoga.
Digestive yoga. -Yes.

Yoga posture for digestion.

Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar.

Mr. Talwar. -Hey, what is it now?

When we used to play
hide and seek..

..in childhood in the
garden of Mr. Shyam..

..then l used to wear my shoes
on my hands like this.

You can wear them too.
-Hey, learn to keep quiet.

But.. -Don't talk.

But..
-He is meditating. Quiet. -Yes.

His meditation will be disturbed.

Hey, you are almost on the
verge of losing life.

And you are worried about
his meditation?

Both of us will be
held charged for..

..disturbing his meditation.

We will be charged only if we die,
right?

Come on.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Who is it? -No.

Who is it? l will kill you. -No.

Hey!

Oh mom! Oh mom!

Mom! Mom! Mom!

Mom, l am losing my house, mom.

l am losing my house, mom.

How have l harmed you?

Why are you spoiling this for me?

Hey, just keep quiet, Kirpan.
-Hey, Talwar. Talwar, sir.

Knife, dagger or whatever you are.

Quiet. Absolutely quiet.
-l had told you beforehand..

..that stealing the phone
isn't a good idea. -What?

What? What? My phone.

My money. My phone?

Mr. Burman,
actually we just wanted to make..

..a small phone call, you know.

lf you don't mind, can l just
dial.. -Fool, keep quiet.

Keep the phone.
-Yes. -Keep the phone.

And you.
Tell me. -What? -Tell me now.

Not l. He will. Tell him now.

Brother Burman.

Why are you punishing Mr. Talwar
for my mistake? -Yes.

Hey, you just keep quiet.

You broke my radio. -What?

You broke my radio.

Radio? This one? -ln the
neighbourhood, whenever anyone's radio..

..stopped working.. -Yes.
-Everyone used to come running to me.

Repair the radio for me.
Repair the radio for me.

And l used to repair
their radio quickly.

But not this one.

Brother Burman, l am ready to do..

..any work except this one.

What?

Can you become a radio? -Radio?

Can you sing a song for me?

Tell me.

Hey, you radio, tie him up.
Tie him up.

Yes, where will he run now?

There is a bomb under
his backside.

Sorry, Mr. Talwar.

You should have tied
it a bit tighter.

Then you should have said a sorry.

Fool.

We can talk this out, Mr. Burman..
-Hey, keep quiet.

Put a tape on. Put a tape on..
-Hey, explain it to him.

Hey, put it on.. -Now Mr. Talwar.

What can l do?
-Put a tape properly.

Hey, l am not a thief that..
-l know, l know, l know.

Put it properly,
properly, properly.

Very good. Very good.

Now come here. Come here.

Sing a song.

Give your heart.
Give your heart.

Give your heart.
-Change the song.

Sing another song.

Hey.

By considering my heart
as a toy.. -Bhushan.

You break my heart.
-Hey, hey, no destruction. -What?

No destruction.

Sing a nice and melodious song.

Sing a sweet, sweet song.

Agree sometime to
whatever l say..

l have seen a lot of beautiful
girls. -Wow!

l haven't seen anyone like you.

Great one!

Hey,
l haven't seen anyone like you.

God, this look.

God, this style.

God, this look.

God, this style.

Who wouldn't be impressed now?

The roads are silent.

The heartbeats are intoxicated.

Without drinking,
l am intoxicated today.

Do re mi fa.. -Wow!

Fa do re mi.. -Wow!

Mi do re fa.. -Wow!

Fa mi re do.

Do re mi fa. -Fa do re mi.

Mi do re fa. -Fa mi re do.

So la so fa. -Fa do fa mi.

Re so fa mi.
-Fa mi re do. -Do re mi fa.

One, two, three, four.
-One, two, three four.

Do re mi fa. -Fa do re mi.

Mi do re fa. -Fa mi re do.

Fa mi re do. -Fa mi re do.

Fa mi re do. -Fa mi re do.

The song was written by
lndrajeet Singh Tulsi.

And it was composed by
Laxmikant Pyarelal.

Then there was another star
in the music world.

Sounik Omi.

Although the composer
wasn't popular..

..but one of his songs
became a big hit.

lt became a big hit.

Can you recognize this song?

You had made a promise
to me one day.

You will come running
when l call you.

The bond of love is such.
The bond.

How will you go away
by breaking this?

ls this love? Tell me.

My Mahua.

What happened to your promises?

ls this.. -ls this love? -What?

Tell me.

My Mahua.

Hey.

My lover.

Oh.

Mahua.

Mahua?

Mahua.

Mahua, l miss you a lot.

Where have you gone, Mahua?

Where have you gone?

My dream is lost.

Everything is broken.

Broken. Broken.

Broken.

l have gone mad. Mad. Mad.

l think l sang a wrong song.

No,

You sang a very good song.

ls this love?

My Mahua.

Hey.

Why don't you talk to your Mahua?
-No! No.

Mahua won't talk to me.

She won't talk. -Brother Burman.

No. -l can't see you in this
state. -No. -Pick up the phone.

And tell her about the state of
your heart. -No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. l won't. -l won't.
l won't. -Brother Burman.

No. -There is no point in living
a life of suffering.

l will make you talk.

Give me the number.

45257. -Area code.

This number is busy at the moment.

Please dial after some time.

Hey Kirpan, my gun.

Mr. Burman, what is my name? Yes?

Kirpan, Talwar, what?

Ajit Talwar.
Ajit Talwar. -Ajit Talwar.

lt is Talwar. Ajit Talwar.

Say it with respect. -Ajit Talwar.

Hey Bhushan. Take the phone.
-Hey, cheater. Cheater.

Give me the phone. -Cheater.

But Mr. Talwar,
this is utter cheating. -What?

Mr. Burman is sad in memories
of his Mahua. -Yes.

And you?
You are making him more upset?

Mr. Bhushan, have you gone mad?

l have to make a call.
Give it to me here. Come on.

We have to call Mahua first,
Mr. Talwar. -Yes, yes, yes.

The matter is about two separated
hearts. -Yes, yes.

The ones who were not allowed to..

..unite by the unjust world. -Yes.

Brother Burman, give me the
number.. -425.. -You listen, Bhushan.

You want to wait here for your
duets with him. Wait.

l am going. -Then you.. -Hey!

Hey! Shekharan. -ldiot.

Hey, who is this?

Hey, what.. What did you do?

Mr. Talwar. Mr. Talwar. You?
Are you okay? -What?

Here. Sit down here.
-Don't let him escape.

Are you hurt?
-Yes, l am a little hurt here.

Enough of your dramatics.

Shekharan, what are you doing?

Bhushan, don't come into
the line of duty. -Duty?

Forget line of duty, fool.

Tell me something first.
How did you come here?

Don't ask me silly questions.

When the tax fraud is here,
should l go to Timbuktu?

365 employees.

He hasn't paid TDS for
the last three years.

4 fake companies in Mumbai.

6 fictitious companies
in Mauritius.

Mr. Ajit Talwar alias
Vikas Malhotra.

Alias Rahul Vora alias
Mulchand Sharma.

Father's name Kanhaiya Lal Sharma.

Hey, Shekharan, my friend.

l think you have a
big misconception.

Hey, he is Mr. Talwar.
Ajit Talwar.

Many qualities..
-Possessor of many qualities.

The owner of many big companies.

There is no business area which..

..he hasn't dabbled with.

The media has ruined his image.

Did you hear that?
You are mistaken.

When there is Shekharan,
there is no mistake. -Yes.

Listen, l.. -Sit down, now.

Do you hear me?
-Who is this fellow?

Hey, this is..

This is Raghu Burman.

Our brother Burman.

He is a famous photographer.

For N. T. Shekharan, only two
types of people are famous.

One is who pays tax in advance.

And the second one is who
doesn't pay tax at all.

Which category are you in?

l pay tax in advance.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Burman.

Brother Burman,
he is the most honest officer..

..of our department.

He can just smell and tell if
a person has paid TDS or not.

He is clear. -Did you see that?

Mr. Ajit Talwar.

You are in my custody now.

Why are you repeatedly
talking about custody?

Do you have proof with you?

Warrant.. Do you have warrant?

Mr. Burman. -Yes.

l have been doing the duty of
income tax for 12 years.

Hey, 13 years.
l am with you since 11 years.

ln that case, l am your senior.

Please hand this over
to Mr. Talwar.

Let him read the document
carefully.

My boat is standing outside.

ln one hour,
we will be back in the city.

And Mr. Ajit Talwar.

You will be in jail.

Hey, Shekharan.
He is already worried.

Someone wanted to kill
him on the cruise.

Someone pushed him from there.

And when l went to save him..

..l was pushed too.

That is why we have reached here.

You undertook such
a long journey..

..for such a small piece of paper.

Such papers worth two
bucks are made..

..and torn in our office everyday.

Turn this into a boat
and get out of here.

l can't believe this.

Did you do all this for this?

No! Not for this.

l did all this for
my friend Bhushan.

Bhushan, you fell down because
of your foolishness.

And he fell down because
of his bad luck.

His plan flopped and mine passed.

All the time on the cruise,
he tried..

..to kill you thinking you
are the tax inspector.

And the poor girl,
whom you were dreaming of..

..making my sister-in-law..

..was used by him too.

And when you fell in
the swimming pool..

..he came to know that
you can't swim.

Then he made a plan of throwing
you into the sea.

But Mr. Ajit Talwar.

When he hits..

There is no noise.

Buddy Shekharan.

My dad used to say that..

..a friend in need is
a friend indeed.

Forgive me, buddy. -l forgive you.

l hadn't ever seen such
a good example..

..of friendship till date.

One.. We must click a photograph.

Yes. -We must capture this. -Yes.

We must capture this.
-Come on. Come on, Shekharan.

Hey, keep the gun down.
-Yes. Right.

Look.. -Just a minute, gentlemen.

Hey, hey.. -Hey, hey, hey.
-Hey, hey.. -Get him.

Get hi, get him.. -Talwar.

Hey, Mr. Talwar.. -Hey, hey.
-Why are you being stubborn?

Give it. -Hey.. -Oh no. -lt is
dark.. -The electricity is gone.

The gun.. -Brother Burman.

Do you have candles in the house?
-Hey, hey..

Yes, l do.
l have them in the red box.

ln the red box.. -Light the lamp.

Hey, come on.. -Let me light it.

Give me the gun..
-Yes, l got it, l got it.

Hey, this candle..
-Give me the gun.

Hey, why did you blow it off?

-That is it,
that is it, that is it.

Hey, keep it.. -Come on, hold him.

Where are you, Mr. Fraud?
-lt is lit.

Hey, you blew it off again.
-Hey, come on.

Hey, where is.. -Hey, l am
standing with the candle.

Bhushan, where are you?

Hey, l am standing next
to you with the candle.

Light it. -Come on.

Hey, there it is. Light is off.
Light the candle, mad man.

Hey, there is fire..
-Come on, light it fast.

Fire.
Fire in the house. Hello. -Fire!

Buddy Shekharan.

-There is fire..
-This is burning like a cracker.

Hello. -Mr. Burman. -Hello. -Why
is the candle burning like this?

Hello, what? -Mr. Burman.

Why is the candle burning
like this?

That is not.. lt is not a candle!

lt is a bomb!

Bomb? -Bomb?

Bomb! -Bomb! -Throw it away!

My radio!

My radio!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom!

They..

They are coming, mom!

Hey.. Hey! Hey!

Hey, you fools!

Go away.

Shout!

Hey!

Hey, you!

My friend.

l am running. Running. Running.

Ajit. -Mr. Talwar.

Ajit. -Mr. Talwar.

Ajit, Ajit.
-Mr. Talwar. -Ajit.. -Hey, hey.

Hey, one minute, one minute..
-Calm down.

One minute..
-Calm down, calm down. Calm down.

What? -Slowly, slowly.

ls anything broken? -No.. No.

l am glad to see you are alive.

l.. l am..

Glad to see someone alive.

When we saw light in
the sky at night..

..we understood it must be you.

What sky? Oh no!
l hope everything is fine there.

ls there a problem?

What.. What happened?

Since you are fine,
everything else will be fine..

What? -Come, let us go.

How much time shall we take
to reach the ship?

One more hour.

What is the time now? -lt is 10
now. -Very good. At eleven..

..l will have a meeting
with the core group.

And at 12, investors. Okay?

So book the conference
room for me.

The meeting is already over,
Mr. Talwar.

What? Meaning?

Naina has had a meeting
in your absence.

Naina? Naina has had a meeting?

What?

Have.. Have you gone mad?

You guys are joking, aren't you?

l.. What does she know? -Naina is
still like somebody's child..

Naina has separated you from the..

..company in the meeting
of board of directors.

What? -And she has given this
information to the press too.

She has left a message for
you too, Mr. Talwar.

l am sorry, Ajit.

l can't see my dad and
my reputation..

..being auctioned in front
of my own eyes.

And the fact is,
you have broken my trust.

Professionally and personally too.

l want to make my own
mistakes once.

Goodbye, Ajit.

There is more information for you.
-What?

We have come to know
the tax inspector..

..who had come up on
the cruise for you.

N. T. Shekharan. -N. T. Shekharan.

And you are telling this to me
now when the damage is done?

We almost could've killed a poor
innocent man. -Do you know that?

And if Naina's dad wouldn't
have recommended you..

..l would have thrown you out.

Excuse me, Mr. Talwar.
l no longer work for you now.

What?
-So you better behave yourself.

He is asking me to behave myself..
-Hey.

l will teach you a good lesson..
-Stop it.

He.. -l told you now. Stop it.

Firstly we have been looking
for you all night.

Just because we care for you.
-You..

And moreover,
without any expectation.

Kapoor. You too? -Relax, buddy.
-Try to understand. -We are alive.

Come, come.. -Mr. Kapoor.

We are alive.. -Oh Mr. Bhushan.

You are alive.. -Hello.

But.. -We are alive, Mr..

Talwar.

We are going, Mr. Bhushan.

Do you want to come?

Yes, you come with us.

Say sorry to me first.

Do you want to come, Mr. Bhushan?

Okay, l will wake my friend
Shekharan.. -No, no, no, no.

You can come if you want to.
But not that joker.

Joker?

Even jokers are human beings,
Mr. Talwar.

Oh no..
-No. -And this joker is my friend.

And in friendship,
we live and die together.

You can go if you want to. -Yes.

Come on. -Okay.

See you, Mr. Bhushan. -Yes.

Kapoor. -Yes.

l will just come. -Okay.

Mr.Bhushan.

lt wasn't my intention to
behave badly with you.

For whatever happened between us,
l am sorry.

lt is okay, Mr. Talwar.

Even if something would
have happened to me..

..no one would have
incurred a loss.

Maybe you would have made
some profit in this.

l am sorry.

Mr. Talwar.

People may say a lot
of things about you.

But after spending one
whole day with you..

..l have realized that
you a very nice man.

And you turned out just
as how l had imagined..

..you would be when l met
you for the first time.

The possessor of many qualities.

-The possessor of many qualities.

Okay, then. -Yes.

Take care.

Okay, okay.

And Mr. Talwar,
you may feel it or not.

lt was a pleasure being with you.

Goodbye, Mr. Talwar.

Tata.

Bhushan. -Hey, Shekharan.

Hey.. -Hey.

You got up?

Bhushan..

Are you fine?

Hey, what is this behavior?

Hey, who is on that boat?

Hey, that? He is Mr. Ajit Talwar.
Ajit Talwar.

Ajit Talwar? -Yes.

Why didn't you stop
that tax fraudster?

Hey, how would stopping him help?

Forget it, buddy. l forgive him.

You forgive him? -Yes.

What are you?
The Supreme court of lndia?

lncome tax department won't
forgive this lowly act of yours.

Bhushan,
this is a heinous act of crime.

You will be prosecuted
for aiding a criminal.

Hey, forget it, Shekharan.

Let it go, let it go, let it go.

This is what l hate about
you North lndians.

Bhushan, do you know there is such
a big loss in income tax?

You know, if every lndian
pays their tax on time..

..the income tax slab
will come down.

You are not serious
about your work.

You are very casual, Bhushan.

Buddy Shekharan. Do you know
what my dad used to say?

My dad used to say that we save
millions if life is saved.

The fool has come back home.

Fool? -Yes.

lf l am a fool, then North
lndians are bigger fools.

Hey, what happened?

Have you seen your face?
-What happened to my face?

You are looking like a
ghost of Char Minar.

What? Ghost of Char Minar?

And you, you..

You are looking like a
monkey of Taj Mahal.

You..
You are like a rotten egg of fish.

You are dry sugarcane.

You are the mud on shoes.

You..
You are the string of a pyjama.

You are a broken drum.

You, you.. -l..

You.. -Hey,
fighting, fighting. Forgive me.

Clean the excreta.. -Of a dog.

Then he said..
-You will get very famous.

Come on, we will see about that.

You have studied till B. Com.

But you could have studied
further if you wanted.

Hey.. -According to me,
all your wishes have come true.

And?
And what about the marriage line?

Tell me about the marriage line,
priest. -Marriage?

Yes..
-Hey Maruti, your shot is ready.

Come on. -l will just be back.

Hey, Uncle Veeru, you?

Son Bhushan.

Look, l made a very big mistake.
Forgive me.

Your aunt shouldn't come
to know of this at all.

She is coming back from her
parents' house today, son.

Really? -What? -Which one?

The one from abroad
or the co-wife?

Hey, the real one.
The one wearing Kanjivaram saris.

The one who gave birth
to Munna and Chunnu.

My real wife.

Now you tell me,
if everyone comes to know..

..how can l retain my respect
in the neighborhood?

Okay.

Okay.
But you have to make a promise..

Yes, yes, yes, l promise.
l will make all the promises.

Hey, let me finish whatever
l have to say.

Hey, l, l..
l make all the promises.

Henceforth forget about
looking at any woman..

..l won't even shake
my hands with her.

l made a very big mistake, son.

Forgive me.

Okay, uncle Veeru.

Go.

l forgive you. -Yes.

Amazing son! -Then he..

They say that when a person who
loses his way in the morning..

..comes back home in the evening..

Then he is called uncle Veeru.
-What? -Yes. -Yes.

By the way, the idiom is nice.

Really?

So you have forgiven me, right?
-Absolutely.

Son. Do something. -Yes.

lt is nine.
l am going to the shop. -Yes.

Do something.
When you are free from here..

..go and pick up aunt from the
station and drop her home.

Yes. For sure. Yes.

l am leaving. -What?

Hey, but.. Hey, but..

One minute..
-Bhushan, come on, you have to..

Bhushan, you are not ready yet?

Ranjini, thank God you have come.

Look how my limbs are shaking.

Actually,
l have never played the role..

..of an actor till date, right?

That is the reason.

Bhushan, what are you saying?

Everything is set.

Dress man has ironed your clothes.

Cameraman has set the
whole lighting.

The whole story board is ready.

And the only thing needed to make
your dream come true is you.

The dream is coming true
because of you, Ranjini.

l can't understand how to repay..

..for such a big favour
you have done to me.

Bhushan,
that is really not necessary.

l was thinking that you and l..

l mean l and you..

l mean, both of us.

Look, l can't understand even now.

Bhushan, one must leave the
matter he can't understand.

Your point is right, Ranjini.

The matter that can't be
understood should be left alone.

Come on. l left it, Ranjini.

Friends?

Why not?

Yes. Friends forever, Ranjini.

Friends forever.

Friends forever, Bhushan.

Bhushan.. Hey, don't..

Hey traveller, traveller.

Keep on walking, traveller.

Traveller, traveller.

Keep on walking, traveller.

The sweet whistle of the cuckoo.

As sweet as a bee hive.

The sweet whistle of the cuckoo.

As sweet as a bee hive.

The toffee worth four cents.

Only that much of
life is enough.

Live the moment that is melting
like a wax candle.

Yes, it is true today.

Drink the nectar that
is present now.

The sweet whistle of the cuckoo.

As sweet as a bee hive.

The toffee worth four cents.

Only that much of
life is enough.

Come close to love.

Let the flowers of
the heart bloom.

ln your lonely songs.

Let my voice give you company.

Come close to love.

Let the flowers of
the heart bloom.

ln my acceptance
and your denial.

l hope the evening
doesn't go by.

Traveller, traveller.

Keep on walking, traveller.

Life is simple.
lt is a straight line.

lt flows like the water
of river Ganges.

Life is simple.
lt is a straight line.

All the saints and beggars have
understood this point.

Close to love. Close, close,
close, close, close, close.

The moon of the hearts.
Moon, moon, moon, moon, moon.

Forget old matters.

The slaps of dad.

lf you want to remember,
remember mom's chapattis.

Forget old matters.

The slaps of dad. -Slaps.

lf you want to remember,
remember mom's chapattis. -Chapattis.

Why do you roam around
with painful memories?

Yesterday is gone.

Think about the future.

Agree with me.

Know this clear secret.

Catch hold of it.

The destination is here.

Come close to love.

Let there be rhythm in the tune.

Here is the master key
to solve all problems.

Come close to love.

Let there be rhythm in the tune.

All the songs that have
stopped on the tongue.

Let them be sung in
the evening today.

Traveller, traveller.

Keep on walking, traveller.

Hey, traveller, traveller.

Keep walking, traveller.

Life is simple.
lt is a straight line.

lt flows like the water
of river Ganges.

Life is simple.
lt is a straight line.

All the saints and beggars have
understood this point.

Life is simple.
lt is a straight line.

lt flows like the water
of river Ganges.

Life is simple.
lt is a straight line.

All the saints and beggars have
understood this point.