All language subtitles for MacGyver - 4x09 - Cleo Rocks.DVDRip.MEDiEVAL.en

MACGYVER [lN VOlCEOVER]:
I grew up an only child.

No brothers or sisters.

But somehow Penny Parker brings out
the big brother in me anyway.

She's the kind of girl who needs,
well, looking after.

Ever since I've known Penny,
and that's going back a while,

she's been trying to break into
show business.

When she landed the role
in a new musical,

I was the first one she called
with the news.

I couldn't resist her invitation
to drop in on a rehearsal.

Besides, it never hurts to get
a little culture in your life.

MAN :
Ah, MacGyver.

Let the show begin.

[ROCK M USlC PLAYS
OVER SPEAKERS]

[Sl NGl NG]
I am the queen of the pyramids

And I rule the Nile

I am the queen of snakes
Why don't you stay for a while?

Yeah, the sphinx never sleeps
Bury your soul in the sand

And the tyrants weep
As they hold my hand

Cleopatra 's wild

I am the queen of the Nile

Yeah, Cleo rocks
Yeah, Cleo shocks

I will take your world from you

Yeah, Cleo shakes
She dominates

There's nothing I can't do

You will love me forever

Yeah, Cleo rocks

Cleopatra 's wild

I am the queen of the Nile

Yeah, Cleo rocks
Yeah, Cleo shocks

I will take your world from you

Yeah, Cleo shakes
She dominates

There's nothing I can't do

You will love me forever

Cleo rocks

Cleo rocks

Cleo rocks

Cleo rocks

MAN 1 [l N FRENCH ACCENT]:
Stop! Reset the playback.

It's a nightmare.

It is terrible. It has no fire, no spark.

I'm sorry. I can do better,
Mr. Leroux.

No, no, Penny, you are wonderful.
We will perfect the kick.

- It is Mr. Newton here.
- I'll give you what you want.

But you have to let me
feel my motivation.

Motivation?

Your only motivation, monsieur,
is to keep your job.

We open in less than a week!

MAN 2:
Leroux!

Leroux, we've got to talk. Now.

I have no time for your interruptions,
Wintergreen.

I'm trying to rehearse.

Then I suggest you make time.

Very well. Jimmy, run the dancers
through the opening of Act 2.

Okay, Mr. Leroux.
Dancers, get ready.

WlNTERGREEN: What is this?
- That was good, Penny.

WlNTERGREEN: Five thousand
dollars for hydraulics? For what?

LEROUX: How do you expect
Cleopatra to make an entrance?

Wintergreen,
if you want a spectacular show,

I give you spectacular show.

The only spectacular I've seen so far
is the expense.

MacGyver. Oh, you made it.

Yeah, I wouldn't have missed
this for anything.

What'd you think? Was I okay?
I was a little slow

- coming out of the oesophagus.
- Sarcophagus.

And I missed that darn kick again.

No, Penny, you were terrific,
believe me.

I'm very--

- Surprised?
- lmpressed.

How I choose to stage my play
is entirely up to me.

To a point, but this is crazy.

How do I explain this kind of money
to the investors

- if they start asking questions?
- You will have to explain nothing.

When I unleash my production on
the world, there will only be applause.

Oh, MacGyver, I still can't believe it.

You know they even put a star
on my dressing-room door?

[CHUCKLES]

I'm proud of you. I'm sure there was
a lot of competition for this part.

I don't know. Right out of the blue,
they called my agent, Sergio.

Don't tell me it doesn't pay
to have good representation.

And Jacques, the director,
he's so sweet.

You know, he was a dancer himself
before he got in a car accident.

Kind of tragic, huh?

Don't you hear me?
Don't you listen?

You cannot continue to spend
without permission!

I do not need your permission
for every little detail. I am the director!

Now, our agreement gives me
full creative authority.

Over choreography,
set design and casting.

- Casting?
- Casting!

Doesn't look like he's let it
slow him down.

WlNTERGREEN:
You call that casting?

The only experience she's ever had
is delivering singing telegrams!

We need a star
to attract an audience!

A star? Penny is better than a star.

- She is a discovery.
- She is nothing.

- Nothing?
- Nothing.

Enough!

This may be your theatre, but when
I am in rehearsal, this is my stage!

Then I suggest you get on with it.

My children, let's go
from the bottom of the stairs,

if Monsieur Anthony is ready.
Penny.

Penny, pay no attention
to this Wintergreen.

The man is a pig.

Remember, mes enfants,
give me passion, excitement.

[CRACKLlNG]

MACGYVER:
Penny, look out!

MACGYVER: Ow!
- Penny, you are not hurt?

No, I'm fine.

Thanks to my friend MacGyver.

Well, thank God for your presence,
Monsieur...

- MacGyver.
- MacGyver.

That is enough for today.
Rehearsals are over.

Thank you. Go home.

[CHATTERlNG]

And it will be fini for all of us
if these incidents continue.

Something like this
happened before?

Like this, no.
But other things, other accidents.

Yeah, like the dancer
who fell down the stairs.

Or the janitor who got locked
in the furnace room.

The door handle came off
and he almost cooked all night.

Wintergreen. He hordes his money,
he saves nothing for upkeep.

Someone is going to get hurt.

- You okay?
- Uh-huh.

MAN: How'd that happen?
- I don't know.

Well, it doesn't sound like
this place is too safe.

Oh, there's more to it than that.

Some of the stage crew is even saying
that the show has a jinx on it.

Poor Jacques.

Mr. Wintergreen isn't making it
any easier on him.

Your concern for old Jacques

wouldn't be a little more
than professional, would it?

Well, we've been working so closely.

He's such a fascinating man.

Penny, I thought you swore off
show-biz relationships.

Oh, this isn't show business.
It's theatre.

Flowers. Oh, MacGyver, you didn't.

Oh, Penny, you're right, I didn't.

Must be another secret admirer.

"To your future." Oh, how sweet.

Dead roses?

Well, somebody has a weird
sense of humour.

I hope that's all it is.

Well, of course it is. It's a joke.

It's just not funny, that's all.

LEROUX: Penny?
- Yes, Jacques?

LEROUX:
Penny, my dear.

Penny, rehearsals will begin
an hour later in the morning.

It will be just you and l.

I want to work on the new routine
for the seduction number.

I'll be right on time.

[PENNY HUMMlNG]

Please, forgive the interruption.

Oh. Uh, Penny,
I'm gonna run along.

Take care of yourself, now, okay?

Everything's under control.

Monsieur MacGyver, you and Penny
are very good friends, yes?

- We're kind of like family, actually.
- Of course.

She has told me
of your adventures together.

I must thank you again
for saving her.

Penny is a very special girl.

We must take
special care of her, no?

Yeah, well, she does take some
looking after, that's for sure.

Of course. Well, she is worth it.

Adieu, monsieur.

Ciao.

Excuse me, who are you?

What are you doing here?

I was just on my way out, actually.
I'm a friend of Penny Parker's.

Oh, yeah, little Miss Discovery.

You really shouldn't be wandering
around back here on your own,

you know, could be dangerous.

Yeah, you know, Penny said
that a lot of strange things

have been happening around here.

You ever think of
checking them out?

That's the stage door.
Why don't you check that out?

Well, Penny may be right.

It's probably just somebody's idea
of a joke. A bad joke.

Yeah, well, it was no joke
the way that sign fell.

- What do you mean?
- I'm not sure, Pete.

I'll have to take a closer look
before I start pointing any fingers.

Would you mind running a check
on that theatre owner?

Yeah, sure.

- What's his name? Wintergreen?
- Right.

You're really worried, aren't you?

Yeah, I am.

Mr. Wintergreen, I think it's time
you and I cleared the air.

What do I look like,
a catalytic converter?

Look, I know you don't like me
very much.

But that doesn't mean
you have to make it so hard on me.

I mean, I'm trying my best and, well,

it's not making it any easier with you
yelling at me all the time.

Please, don't start
with the waterworks.

You wanna make it in show business,
toughen up.

I know.

I'm all right.

It's just this break
means so much to me.

You wait till opening night.

- I'm gonna knock their socks off.
- No.

No, you're not.
And you wanna know why?

Because you're an amateur.

And nobody pays to see amateurs.

I'm a professional, Mr. Wintergreen.

[SNlFFLES]

I'm gonna prove it to you
on that stage.

You'll make me a lot happier
if you prove it at the box office.

[CREAKlNG]

[DOOR OPENS]

Who's that?

[PANTlNG]

[DOORKNOB RATTLlNG]

[PANTlNG]

[GASPS]

[FOOTSTEPS DEPARTlNG]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[SCREAMlNG]

[GASPS]

Penny!
What's all the screaming about?

Somebody's following me.
And he's still in there.

- Any idea who?
- I don't know.

But he makes this weird noise
when he moves,

Iike metal creaking or something.

Are you sure you weren't just spooked
by the lights going out?

MacGyver, I know what I saw.

All right.

Well,

he's gone now.

PENNY:
Blood.

It's stage blood.

[CREAKlNG]

It looks like a poem.

Murder is in the air
Under the temple of Ra

Death awaits
On the final curtain

Oh, MacGyver.

MACGYVER: Penny, the dead flowers
might have been a prank.

But this is getting serious.

I think you should take some time off
till we can figure out what's going on.

I can't leave the show.

Besides, theatre people are--

Are always playing jokes like this
on each other.

- Oh, fun people.
- Penny.

Penny, I've been waiting on-stage.

Monsieur MacGyver,
is there something wrong?

Uh, no, I'm okay, Jacques.

Just somebody playing a sick prank.

I wish I knew who would do
such a thing.

Wintergreen, this is who.

He's been trying to force me out
ever since rehearsals began.

Believe me, if I could find a theatre
big enough for my production,

I would take my Cleo elsewhere,
today.

Mr. Wintergreen wouldn't do
something like this, would he?

I don't know, but he sure has
the power to do something about it.

- Excuse me.
- Of course.

Mr. Wintergreen?

You again. What is it?

Just hang on a second,
I wanna talk to you about something.

Penny and I found this stuck
to a fitting dummy.

With this.

WlNTERGREEN: Murder is in the air
Under the temple of Ra

Death awaits-- So?

So I think you should
do something about it.

Like what?

Want me to call the police?
What am I gonna tell them?

My leading lady
has been assaulted by a poem?

- Doesn't even rhyme.
- Wintergreen--

WlNTERGREEN: Look, I'm trying
to run a theatre here.

Between that flake Leroux

and worrying about your friend
the star, I've got enough on my plate.

You cannot ignore
what's been going on around here.

What's been going on around here
is a lot of wasted time.

The show opens on Friday.

If it flops, we close on Saturday.

My father opened this theatre.

The only reason I let Leroux talk me
into this rock 'n' roll freak show

is to try and save this theatre
from becoming

- another downtown parking lot.
- All right.

But the least you can do is consider
hiring some security guards

to keep an eye on the place
before somebody gets hurt.

I will take it under advisement.

PETE:
The lab found no prints on the knife.

So whoever did this was anxious
to cover his tracks.

- So much for the practical-joke theory.
- Yeah.

- Anything on Wintergreen?
- Yeah, right here.

Benjamin Wintergreen.
In debt up to his eyeballs.

The overhead on that theatre
has been bleeding him dry for years.

Yeah, so he says.

Well, did he also tell you
that he's got Penny's show

insured right up to the limit?

He'll take in quite a tidy sum
if it closes for some reason.

- What would that take?
- Oh, any number of things.

Accident, fire...

Something happening
to the leading lady?

Yeah, maybe.

- Where's the evidence?
- I'm working on it.

[SlGHS]

No, no, no, Penny.

It's ball change,
hip swing, then kick. Okay?

- Clumsy, huh?
- You will be wonderful.

Let's take a break.

Oh, Jacques, you make it so easy.

I don't think anybody's ever
believed in me the way you do.

Except maybe MacGyver.

You care about him very much, yes?

Sure. He's like big brother.

Then it would not be improper of me
to offer you this.

Oh, Jacques, you're too good to me.

Impossible.

- It's beautiful.
- Not half as beautiful as you, my dear.

You will wear it
when I take you to dinner tonight?

Oh.

I'd love to.

You are very beautiful, Penny.

Your every movement brings
my music to life.

Sulphur.

Yes, yes. Yes, very well, I'll tell him.

Oh, Mr. Thornton, it's Penny Parker.

Well, what's the problem?

She and MacGyver are at the theatre.
Something's wrong.

- She said they need your help.
- Oh, boy.

- Here, take that.
- What are you gonna do?

I'm going down there to see
what's going on.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[SlGHS]

MACGYVER:
Murder is in the air

Under the temple of Ra

Death awaits
On the final curtain

Murder is in the air
Under the temple...

MACGYVER [WH lSPERS]:
"Murdoc."

That's impossible.

Remember me, MacGyver?

[MURDOC YELLS
THEN MACGYVER GRUNTS]

Say goodbye, MacGyver!

MacGyver!

PENNY [SOFTLY]:
Pete?

Come quick.

Hurry.

I need help.

Please hurry.

Before it's too late.

Oh, no. Help.

Oh, please help me, Pete.

Oh, please help me, Pete.

[lN PENNY'S VOlCE]
Oh, please help me, Pete.

[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
Peter Thornton.

It's been a long time.

Murdoc.

But you're dead.

Would you care to join me?

[GASPS]

[PETE COUGHlNG]

[MURDOC LAUGHlNG]

[PETE CHOKlNG]

[COUGHS]

[GROANlNG]

MURDOC:
Come on, Pete.

[PETE COUGHS]

Get in the cage, Pete.

In the cage.

[DOOR SLAMS]

[LAUGHS]

It's been a long time, Peter.

I must say, though,
I'm a little disappointed.

You've made this
far too easy for me, Pete.

Well, I guess I didn't expect to be
coming up against a dead man, did l?

You know me better than that, Pete.

You haven't stopped me before,
and you never will.

How long have we been playing
this game, Peter?

What is it? Ten? Fifteen years?

Once upon a time when they needed
a man for an assassination, a killing,

they would get me.
The best man for the job.

The best man in the business.

Quick, neat, untraceable.

Took great pride in my work,
made a very good living out of it.

Had a lot of fun until you
and your friend MacGyver

came along and spoiled the party.

[CHUCKLlNG]

Well, MacGyver's not gonna
spoil this party, is he?

Do you know what the
Periplaneta americana is, Murdoc?

- Should l?
- The common cockroach.

And that's what you are.

You calling me common, Pete?

Always skittering in and out
of the darkness.

Well, even cockroaches
can be stopped.

We'll see.

[CLANKlNG]

Aah! Aah!

You know, I've spent a long, long time
preparing this masquerade, Pete.

Designing this killing ground
especially for you.

I've anticipated everything MacGyver's
creative little mind can come up with.

[CHUCKLES]

I have a special plan for both of you.

Why don't you spare me
your cheap theatrics?

If you're gonna kill me,
go ahead and get it over with.

[LAUGHlNG]

Don't worry, Pete.
I'm not gonna kill you.

No.

I'm saving that job for MacGyver.

[SlGHS]

Here you are. Thanks. Good night.

Jacques?

Jacques?

Hello?

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERlNG]

[WHlSTLES]

[CHEERlNG STOPS]

MURDOC:
Bravo, my darling, don't be shy.

Your adoring public awaits.

We're gonna put on
a very special show, you and l,

one that'll really
bring down the house.

Stop it!

[MURDOC LAUGHS]

Stop it, whoever you are,
stop it!

- Penny?
- Oh, MacGyver, thank God.

MURDOC: Hello, MacGyver.
You finally deciphered my little poem.

It took you long enough.

Thornton's already here, but I'm afraid
he isn't really having a very good time.

You know this person?
Who is he?

His name's Murdoc. Come on.

- What does he want?
- Revenge.

He's been behind everything.

The poem, the flowers,
he rigged that sign to fall.

Penny, go to your dressing room,
call the police,

Iock your door
and keep it locked. Go.

Go on.

[DlALLlNG]

Dead.

MURDOC:
I'm up here, MacGyver.

Come and get me.

That's right.

You're getting warmer.

Come closer.

You're burning hot now, MacGyver.

Then, so is Pete.

MURDOC [OVER RADlO]:
What's the matter, MacGyver?

Can't find your mummy?

[MURDOC LAUGHlNG]

[THUDS]

Come on, Murdoc, get on with it.
Where's Pete?

MURDOC:
It's showtime, MacGyver.

This is what we've wanted
for a long time, MacGyver.

Just the two of us.

Face to face, no tricks.

Do you really think
you're good enough to take me?

Well, you'll have to,
if you wanna find Pete.

[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]

LEROUX:
Penny? Are you in there?

- Jacques?
LEROUX: Open the door.

- Jacques, is that you?
LEROUX: Yes, Penny.

PENNY:
Come in, quickly.

LEROUX:
Penny.

Penny, what is wrong? What is it?

MacGyver said to call the police,
but when I tried the phone, it was dead.

Oh, Jacques, it's horrible. There's
some kind of madman out there.

- A madman?
- Yes!

He's after MacGyver, and he's already
got Mr. Thornton someplace.

No, no, no, Penny, you are wrong.
I am not mad.

[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
I'm just very, very determined.

[CREAKlNG]

No, it can't be.

[GASPS]

[MURDOC GRUNTS
AND PENNY SCREAMS]

[PENNY WHlMPERlNG]

[GASPlNG]

[LAUGHlNG]

[LAUGHlNG]

[SCREAMS]

MURDOC [OVER RADlO]:
Come closer, MacGyver.

Don't be shy.

We'll see who's the better man,
once and for all.

This is what we've both wanted for
a long time, MacGyver.

Just the two of us, face to face.

MACGYVER:
Wintergreen.

M U RDOC [OVER RADlO]:
No tricks.

Come closer, MacGyver.

Don't be shy.

We'll see who's the better man,
once and for all.

This is what--

You didn't really think it would be
that easy,

did you, MacGyver?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Murdoc!

Let her go!

- The fun is only just starting.
- MacGyver, help!

- It's me you want.
- How true.

Won't you join us?

MacGyver!

Help!

It was you all the time.
There never was a Jacques.

[SNlFFLES]

[SPEAKlNG lN FRENCH]

[lN FRENCH ACCENT]
Jacques Leroux has,

how do you say, retired.

[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
Permanently.

One of my better performances.

Home sweet home.

You actually live here?

It's so dark and creepy.

Well, when you look like I do,
one learns to welcome the dark.

PENNY:
Mr. Thornton.

Penny.

No.

- Oh, no.
MURDOC: Oh, yes.

MacGyver will be along shortly, and
then my masterpiece will be complete.

Careful, my darling,
it's actually quite deep.

MURDOC:
Doesn't look like much, does it?

Just a slim thread.

Only, this thread is made of
high-tensile steel. Very strong.

And this release switch
I'm attaching it to is very sensitive.

Just imagine the possibilities, Pete.

This way, Penny Parker.

PETE:
Murdoc!

She can't hurt you! Let her be.

I hardly think you're in a position
to make demands, Pete.

Murdoc!

MURDOC:
MacGyver! At last!

PETE:
Don't open the door, it's rigged!

PENNY:
MacGyver, be careful!

MURDOC:
They're both right, MacGyver.

Open the door,

and Pete will drown.

Or you don't open the door

and you die.

[CREAKlNG]

It's up to you, MacGyver.

It's either deep-fried Thornton
or pancake MacGyver.

Either way,

one of you gets to
watch the other die.

[CREAKlNG]

[METAL GROANS]

Enjoy.

MacGyver! Let me go!
Where are you taking me?

There's a trip line hooked
to the door.

MACGYVER:
Where is it?

PETE: It runs along the bottom
of the door to a release switch.

Maybe I can reach it.

[CREAKlNG AND SCRAPlNG]

- Now, give me your hands.
- What are you gonna do?

I still need you, Penny Parker.

Now, one of them is
coming out of there alive.

Which one do you think
it's gonna be?

Please.
Jacques Leroux wouldn't do this.

- There is no Jacques Leroux.
- Yes, there is.

He writes beautiful music.

And he's sensitive and charming
and romantic.

You brought it out in me, Penny.

[SCRAPlNG]

PETE: You're running out of time.
Get out of there!

MACGYVER: Guide me, Pete.
Tell me when I got it.

PETE:
Lower.

Lower!

No, you're never gonna make it.

Forget about me.
Save yourself. Open the door.

You hear me, MacGyver?
Save yourself!

Before I met you,
I didn't know what it was like to smile.

Just for the sheer joy of it.

If only we'd met in another lifetime.

You're gonna kill my best friends
and you're saying that--

I love you.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

MacGyver's right. You are insane.

Well, we'll see about that.

Wait a minute, that's almost it.

A little further.

That's almost it!

You got it.

Okay, you got it.
Now get out of there!

[METAL GROANlNG]

[CRASHlNG]

PENNY:
Help me! Please, somebody help!

Forget about me. Go help Penny.

The lock. Work on it.

PENNY:
MacGyver!

Mr. Thornton!
Somebody, please help me! Help me!

Penny?

PENNY: MacGyver? Is that you?
MACGYVER: Penny.

[MUFFLED SPEAKlNG]

[lN PENNY'S VOlCE]
My hero.

[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
So Pete's dead.

I knew you had it in you, MacGyver.

Underneath it all,
we're so much alike.

- I'm almost sorry to see it end.
- Oh, come on, Murdoc.

After all this, you're not gonna
shoot me, are you?

Well, MacGyver,
I know it's not very creative,

but it gets the job done.

[MURDOC GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNTlNG]

Aah!

[MURDOC YELLS]

PETE:
Murdoc!

[MURDOC GROANS]

MacGyver!

- Are you all right?
- Ow! No.

But I'll live.

Thanks for your help back there.

I knew I could get that kick right.
Jacques would have been so proud.

Oh.

I still can't believe that Jacques was
this Murdoc person the whole time.

I mean, how could somebody change
his voice and appearance completely?

MACGYVER:
Well, that was his specialty,

being somebody else.

PENNY:
It's almost sad.

You really think he's dead?

I think it's a matter of wishful thinking
on my part.

I'll be happy
when I can close his file.

Don't get your hopes up.

They drained the underground pool.

Don't tell me no Murdoc.

There was a broken sewer line
connected to the pool.

Not big enough for any
normal human being to get through.

- Murdoc is not normal.
- That's for sure.

If he's alive, he'll be back.

That's a scary thought.

He really had me fooled.

You know, he made me feel
like I did have talent.

Penny, you do. I saw you on-stage.
You're terrific.

- You mean it?
- Yeah.

Oh, which reminds me.

MacGyver asked me to bring
this from the theatre.

PENNY: My star.
- Yeah.

You might wanna hang on to that,
I think you're gonna need it soon.

Oh, MacGyver.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, Penny.