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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,703 ["AMAZED" BY LONESTAR PLAYING] 2 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:43,335 Every time our eyes meet 3 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:46,839 This feeling inside me 4 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,632 - [BIRD CALLING] - Is almost more than 5 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,718 I can take 6 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,598 Baby, when you touch me... 7 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:56,807 Patrick. 8 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:57,975 Adeline. 9 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,771 This is going to be the best Valentine's Day ever. 10 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,481 This place... 11 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,817 it's just so gorge. 12 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:08,819 PATRICK: Of course it is, babe. 13 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,237 - You picked it! - I picked it! 14 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:12,323 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 15 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,410 - [BIRDS CHIRPING] - [SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKERS] 16 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,287 Oh. 17 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,998 Mmm. Mmm. 18 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,584 Mmm. 19 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,836 [GROANS] 20 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,216 What the hell? 21 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,056 I told you not to put it in my food. 22 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:40,392 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I-- - It's fine. Keep going. 23 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,395 Uh... 24 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:46,941 Adeline Delilah Garrett. 25 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,567 You're smart. 26 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:49,777 - You're beautiful. - [MOUTHING ALONG] 27 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,196 And perhaps most important of all, 28 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,739 you make me think. 29 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:58,160 You're my person and I can't imagine my life without you. 30 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,453 - Will you marry me? - [MOUTHING ALONG] 31 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,706 Yes. A million times, yes! 32 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,377 I don't know how you do what you do 33 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:10,297 I'm so in love with you 34 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,424 - It just keeps getting... - [SONG STOPS] 35 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:15,386 [RINGTONE PLAYING "PONY"] 36 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,185 [RINGTONE STOPS] 37 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,437 Why are you calling me right now? 38 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:27,857 NICO: I didn't get it. 39 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,025 PATRICK: What the fuck do you mean you didn't get it? 40 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,193 Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. 41 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:33,362 There was a couple of sun flares and, like... 42 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,739 Um, could you maybe do it again or... 43 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,951 Why, yes. Let me re-propose to my fucking girlfriend 44 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:40,452 so you can do your job right. 45 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:44,456 - Technically she's your fiancée. - Don't get cute with me. 46 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,835 Do it right this time or I'll fucking end you... 47 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,504 - on Yelp. - Okay, cool, thanks. 48 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:53,632 I'll talk to you later. I'm not even on Yelp, dick. 49 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,721 [GROANS] 50 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:02,016 Uh, speech, speech, speech. Lovey, lovey-dovey. 51 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,434 Uh, and, uh... 52 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,895 Will you marry me? 53 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,397 Yes. A million times, yes. 54 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,569 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love with you... 55 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,905 Just one second. 56 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,949 - [LINE RINGING] - [SIGHS] 57 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,035 Give me that. Hello? 58 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,912 NICO: Nico the Photo Guy. Leave a message. 59 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,246 - [SHARP THUD] - ADELINE: Are you fucking 60 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,040 kidding... me? 61 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,042 [PATRICK CHOKING] 62 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,461 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 63 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,843 [SCREAMING] 64 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,637 [ARROW WHIZZING] 65 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,263 [OVER SPEAKER] I'm so in love... 66 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,265 [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] 67 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:45,643 [WHIMPERING] 68 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,728 - [ARROW WHIZZES] - [SCREAMING] 69 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,731 [HYPERVENTILATING] 70 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,608 [SOBBING] 71 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,447 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 72 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,740 [ARROW WHIZZES] 73 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,533 [SCREAMING] 74 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,035 [CRYING] Oh, no! 75 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,166 [WHIMPERING] 76 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,126 [PANTING] 77 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,544 [SCREAMING] 78 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,837 [PANTING] 79 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:21,053 [SCREAMING] 80 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,930 [PANTING] 81 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:25,307 [RINGTONE PLAYING ROMANTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC] 82 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:27,351 [PHONE VIBRATING] 83 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,522 - [RINGTONE AND VIBRATING STOP] - [BREATH TREMBLING] 84 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:34,483 Hello? 85 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,444 [HEAVY BREATHING AND CHUCKLING OVER PHONE] 86 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,281 You listen here, asshole. [SNIFFLES] 87 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,662 I have been planning this day my whole life... 88 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,040 and you fucking killed him! 89 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,752 You messed with the wrong bride. 90 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,045 [PANTING] 91 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,171 You hear me? 92 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,049 You messed with the wrong fu-- 93 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,259 [SCREAMS] 94 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,929 [SCREAMING] 95 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:06,015 [GASPING] 96 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,311 [GRUNTING] 97 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,483 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 98 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,904 [WHIMPERING] 99 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,826 - [SCREAMS] - GUARD: Whoa. 100 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,244 Ma'am, you can't be here. 101 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,455 - What are you doing? - He's trying to kill me! 102 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,290 [SCREAMING] 103 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,376 GUARD: Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me what's going on? 104 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,839 Wait. Stop! Drop the knife, asshole! 105 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,633 [SCREAMING] 106 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,473 ADELINE: Somebody! Please! 107 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,933 [WHIMPERING] 108 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,643 [SOBS LOUDLY] 109 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:58,567 [BLADE RINGS SOFTLY] 110 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,611 [HEAVY BREATHING THROUGH MASK] 111 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,620 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 112 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,249 [GASPING QUIETLY] 113 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,628 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [WHISPERING] Oh, shoot. 114 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:30,265 [BREATH TREMBLING] 115 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,990 [PANTING SOFTLY] 116 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:59,753 [CHOKING] 117 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,423 - [YELPING] - [KILLER GRUNTING] 118 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,759 [PANTING] 119 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:07,761 Take that, you motherfucker! 120 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:09,972 Go away! 121 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:12,558 [MUFFLED] You go away! 122 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,019 You go away! 123 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:18,564 - You go away! - [BEEPING] 124 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,440 [ALARM BUZZING] 125 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:21,942 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 126 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:26,905 No. 127 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,617 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 128 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,245 No, no, no, no, no. Please! 129 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,122 Hey! Hey! 130 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,373 [MECHANICAL RUMBLING] 131 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,792 [SCREAMS] No! 132 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,295 [SCREAMS] 133 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,421 [GASPING] 134 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,506 [SCREAMING] 135 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,384 No! 136 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,553 [SCREAMING] 137 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:51,430 No! 138 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,393 [SCREAMING] 139 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:06,153 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 140 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,954 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 141 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,640 ["HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY" BY OUTKAST PLAYING] 142 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,142 Happy Valentine's Day 143 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,437 Every day the 14th 144 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,941 I don't think y'all heard me I just wanna say 145 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,317 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 146 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,027 Happy Valentine's Day 147 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,529 Every day the 14th... 148 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,114 REPORTER ON TV: It's Valentine's Day 149 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,867 and the nation is once again on high alert. 150 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,121 {\an8}For the past two years, a masked maniac 151 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,831 {\an8}known as the Heart Eyes Killer... 152 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:03,335 {\an8}...or HEK, as authorities call him for short, 153 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,712 {\an8}has emerged on a day meant for romance 154 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,340 {\an8}to target, hunt and brutally kill couples. 155 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,968 {\an8}HEK seems to target cities at random. 156 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,929 {\an8}From a blood-soaked rampage in the Boston area two years ago... 157 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,056 {\an8}...as well as a second killing spree, 158 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:19,059 {\an8}which left several dead in Philadelphia just last year. 159 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,062 {\an8}Even though he's after couples in love, 160 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,273 {\an8}let me be perfectly clear about this... 161 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:28,402 He will kill anyone who gets in his way. 162 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,030 {\an8}...leaving Americans once again plagued with anxiety 163 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,116 {\an8}on Cupid's holiday asking the question... 164 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,202 {\an8}Where will the Heart Eyes Killer strike next? 165 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:40,497 {\an8}Happy Valentine's Day... 166 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,417 {\an8}FEMALE REPORTER: Do you expect the Heart Eyes Killer 167 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,502 {\an8}to kill your Valentine's Day plans? 168 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,462 {\an8}Who the hell makes Valentine's Day plans? 169 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,589 {\an8}Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude. 170 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,049 {\an8}- Literally. - [BLEEP] Valentine... 171 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,676 {\an8}I ain't even low-key scared. 172 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,886 {\an8}The HEK ain't got nothin' on me. You know... 173 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,139 {\an8}Oh, shut up, Dylan. You're afraid of the dark. 174 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,307 {\an8}[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 175 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,267 {\an8}No, I don't. 176 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,936 Happy Valentine's... 177 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,522 MAN 1: The Heart Eyes Killer-- WOMAN 1: So glad I'm single. 178 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,857 MAN 2: I'm gonna celebrate inside. 179 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,025 WOMAN 2: That dude hunts you. 180 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,776 MAN 3: ...rubbing your shitty PDA all up in our faces. 181 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,486 MAN 4: He only kills straight people, I think. 182 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,531 REPORTER: Whether you're with a partner or looking for love, 183 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,242 stay vigilant this Valentine's Day. 184 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:19,411 ["I NO LONGER BELIEVE IN MIRACLES" BY ADA RAY PLAYING] 185 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,996 'Cause the one 186 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,873 Who says 187 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:27,377 {\an8}He loves you 188 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,629 {\an8}Has found 189 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:34,968 Someone new... 190 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,555 Shit! 191 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,224 [ALL LAUGHING] 192 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,810 - [CHUCKLES] Nice one, dipshits. - BARISTA: Got a cappuccino here. 193 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,937 Hope Cupid shoots you in the dick. 194 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,814 Caramel soy latte for Monica! 195 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,983 - MONICA: Oh, that's me. - Okay, yeah. There. 196 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,403 Why do you look so stressed? 197 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,655 Is it 'cause you're single again on Valentine's Day? 198 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,157 No, I'm... [SIGHS] No, I'm stressed 199 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,575 because Crystal just called 200 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,952 an all-hands meeting and the subject of her email 201 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,329 literally says "Ally's Campaign." 202 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,622 - Mm, I saw that. - So I'm fucked. 203 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,290 Okay, worst-case scenario, 204 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,168 you get fired and you never work another day in your life. Hmm? 205 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,129 Worst-case scenario, Crystal wears my skin as a pantsuit. 206 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,382 Best-case scenario, you got nice skin though. 207 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,009 Boop. You know what? Whatever. 208 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,136 If you go down, I'll go down with you, okay? 209 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,554 We'll Thelma and Louise this shit. 210 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,056 BARISTA: Large iced blended Americano 211 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,600 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 212 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,684 - Mm. - JAY: Oh. 213 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,437 Sorry, are you sure that's yours? 214 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,232 Yes, that is definitely mine. 215 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,650 No one else would order... 216 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,610 ALL: ...a large iced blended Americano 217 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,987 with oat milk, two honey, one sugar. 218 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,490 Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow. 219 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,909 Guess we're coffee mates. 220 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:44,287 - [LAUGHS] Nice dad joke. - Thanks. 221 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,039 I thought I was the only one in the world with 222 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,416 - the obnoxious coffee order. - [LAUGHS] 223 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,042 It's a pretty common order actually. 224 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,460 Can you guys move? We're busy. 225 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,254 Yes. 226 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:54,673 [WHISPERS] He's hot! 227 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,887 Hey, can I interest you in one of these guys? 228 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,348 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks. I carry my own. 229 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,809 - Oh. Metal straw. - I hate paper straws. 230 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,186 They just turn into mush in, like, three seconds. 231 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,856 Yeah, no. I totally get what you're saying. 232 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,066 Let's put all the coffee in a plastic cup, 233 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,944 but, hey, as long as the straw is paper, planet saved. 234 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,821 - Planet saved. - [CHUCKLES] 235 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,782 - Oh, sugar though. Want one? - Yeah. 236 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,784 A little slow poison for the pancreas. 237 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:23,952 - Oh. Oh! - Oh. Ooh! 238 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,870 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 239 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,496 - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- - I'm sorry. No, I'm-- 240 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,497 - [LAUGHS] - Sorry. 241 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,708 - I got it. It's okay. - No, it's totally-- 242 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,794 - Oh! Fucking Jesus Murphy! - Shit! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 243 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,046 - Yeah. Am I? - Oh, my God. You're bleeding! 244 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,507 - Uh, here. Shit. - Oh-- Uh, thank you for that. 245 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,968 Bye. Um, I'm gonna go. I'll see you at work, Mon. 246 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,678 Sorry. She's getting fired today. 247 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,557 REPORTER ON TV: Exactly one year after a Valentine's Day massacre 248 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,143 left three couples dead in Boston 249 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,437 and four couples dead in Philadelphia, 250 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,398 the Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle. 251 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,234 Four victims have now been claimed at a winery, 252 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,570 ending one dream engagement 253 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,864 in a nightmare. 254 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,658 {\an8}Chief Hartley, is this the work of the Heart Eyes Killer? 255 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,368 {\an8}That's not confirmed at this point, 256 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,412 {\an8}but given the pattern of targeting couples 257 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,956 {\an8}on Valentine's Day, we suspect it's the work of HEK. 258 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,125 {\an8}What do you have to say to all those couples out there 259 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,419 {\an8}planning to celebrate Valentine's Day? 260 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,963 {\an8}- Stay home. - [TV BEEPS] 261 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,882 {\an8}[CRYSTAL SIGHS] Well. 262 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,426 [SMACKS LIPS] 263 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:22,928 This is quite a pickle. 264 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,391 [SUCKS TEETH] 265 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,437 Why didn't a single one of you 266 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:35,607 tell me that there is a maniac 267 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,109 running around slaughtering people 268 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,446 on Valentine's Day these last couple years? 269 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,864 Tommy? 270 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:46,868 Not a single one of you. 271 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:50,121 This campaign is certainly ill-timed. 272 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,831 Wouldn't you say so, missy? 273 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,252 Uh... Um... 274 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,713 - [CLEARS THROAT] I mean-- - You know, Crystal, um, 275 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,549 how you always tell us 276 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,884 that relevance is really important in our pitches? 277 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:08,265 Well, I personally believe that Ally's campaign is very "now." 278 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,183 Monica, thank you so much. 279 00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,435 If you could do me a huge favor. Shut the fuck up. 280 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:15,564 Tommy? 281 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,526 {\an8}["THAT'S WHY I CRY" BY MARGARET LEWIS PLAYING OVER TV] 282 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,365 My baby's gone 283 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,366 [GASPS] 284 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,826 [SOBBING] 285 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,661 He's gone away 286 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,871 He won't be back 287 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,540 [THUNDER CRASHES] 288 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,669 That's why I cry, cry, cry 289 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,796 Cry, cry, cry 290 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,425 All the time 291 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,802 - All the time - [GUNSHOTS] 292 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,513 {\an8}He said, "Bye-bye..." 293 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:49,973 {\an8}[SONG STOPS] 294 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,308 [WOMAN COUGHS] 295 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,271 "Wow. Profiting off the death of couples to sell rings." 296 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,689 "Speechless." 297 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,066 - "This is disgusting." - I'll say. 298 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,901 TOMMY: "What did I just watch?" 299 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,236 "Straight-up tacky." 300 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,532 "Someone find out who made this and dox their ignorant ass." 301 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,743 - I mean, it just-- it goes on. - CRYSTAL: I'm sure it does. 302 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,078 Ally, I'm worried about your safety. 303 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,374 Gee, thanks, Tommy. 304 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,210 How many people has this heart-shaped asshole killed? 305 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,546 I think, like, a lot. 306 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,756 CRYSTAL: A lot? [SCOFFS] 307 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:26,760 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - You built a nationwide campaign 308 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,179 around romance ending in death? 309 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,722 Well, you approved it. 310 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,891 Because I trusted you. 311 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,851 I'm gonna need a new campaign. 312 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,229 - Okay. Um, no problem. I'll-- - Jay, get in here. 313 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,066 Jay? Who's Jay? 314 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,734 JAY: Thank you very much. 315 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,320 BOTH: No way. 316 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,239 That's the guy whose nose you smashed in at the coffee shop. 317 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,324 Mon, sit down. 318 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,533 CRYSTAL: Jay Simmonds, everybody. 319 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,785 This is Jay Simmonds. 320 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,328 Who's Jay Simmonds? Well, I'll tell you. 321 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:57,123 Jay Simmonds is the former CCD of BMY New York. 322 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:01,211 He is the youngest freelancer to win a Clio Award 323 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,380 for his viral romantic campaigns. 324 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:08,093 Everything from fancy cars to luxury chocolates. [LAUGHS] 325 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,303 And, he has then earned himself 326 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:14,057 a nice little moniker of "Consumer Cupid." 327 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,767 - That is Jay Simmonds... - [GASPS] That's him? 328 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:16,851 ...and I'll tell you what. 329 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,437 When I realized how far up shit's creek 330 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,231 Ally here had paddled us, 331 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,441 I knew I needed some reinforcements. 332 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,610 And thank Baby Jesus. 333 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,530 Now, he's got to leave and push off tomorrow 334 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,533 and skedaddle, so he's on the clock. 335 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,201 Jay. Everybody, Jay! 336 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,870 Thank you for the lovely flattery, Crystal. 337 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,664 I appreciate it. Um... 338 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,208 Listen, as I understand it, 339 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,544 we've experienced some turbulence as of late, 340 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,214 but it's about how you land the plane that matters, so... 341 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,841 we will get through this... 342 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,135 together. 343 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,847 [SIREN WAILING] 344 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,014 [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 345 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,726 OFFICER: What the hell was that? FEMALE OFFICER: I got a match. 346 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,853 OFFICER: Oh, for fuck sakes. 347 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,443 We're gonna get married. I can feel it. [SIGHS] 348 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,905 [SIGHS] That's your boyfriend? 349 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,991 Yeah, he will be. 350 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,744 He's an actual firefighter who loves puppies. 351 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,328 [GASPS] 352 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:21,541 [SMACKS LIPS] You see? That's why you're still single. 353 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,042 - [SIGHS] - You know what you need, Shaw? 354 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,005 You need a real man. 355 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,675 One that's willing to make the first move. 356 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,012 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 357 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:37,098 HARTLEY: Come on, detectives. You're gonna love this. 358 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,434 Check it out. 359 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,562 OFFICER: What is that, a wedding band? 360 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,689 Could it be one of the victim's? 361 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,317 Unlikely. [SIGHS] 362 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:52,739 The initials engraved on the inside... JS. 363 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,533 Doesn't match either of the deceased. 364 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,037 Huh. 365 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,628 [FLIES BUZZING] 366 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,464 What kind of an animal would do this? 367 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:14,302 Probably some incel virgin troll living in his mommy's basement. 368 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,595 Assuming it's a man. 369 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,265 What about the girl who never got asked to prom? 370 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:23,311 The love-scorned woman who got cheated on one too many times 371 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,355 - and just snapped. - [ELECTRONIC WOLF WHISTLE] 372 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,606 OFFICER: Oh, fuck. 373 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,984 Oh. Yes. He replied. [LAUGHS] 374 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,236 OFFICER: The gay fireman? 375 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,154 No, no. This guy works in tech. 376 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:36,407 - Shaw's got a fetish for betas. - I don't have a fetish. 377 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,326 BOTH: Everybody's got a fetish. 378 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,329 Gentlemen, this is more than just a simple murder. 379 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,581 It's a... 380 00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,086 ...kink. 381 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:51,464 That's the understatement of the fucking year. 382 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,508 How do you know for sure it's HEK? 383 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,051 FORENSIC WORKER: Here you go, Detective. 384 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:58,930 'Cause this is the last thing 385 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,932 the wedding photographer ever saw. 386 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,479 Heart Eyes has come to our city, boys. 387 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,897 And they've got another ten hours 388 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,983 of Valentine's Day left to kill. 389 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,320 [CAMERA CLICKING] 390 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,446 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 391 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,740 Excuse me. What in hell are you doing? 392 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,786 What do you mean? You just fired me in front of the whole team. 393 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,539 Fired you? I got six more months on your contract. 394 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:28,001 I intend to squeeze every single last drop out of you. [CHUCKLES] 395 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,169 Okay. Great. So what am I supposed to do? 396 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,797 Get him coffee while he lands the plane? 397 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,675 No. You're gonna turn in a sizzling, 398 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,928 sexy, seductive, blockbuster 399 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,471 Crystal Cane campaign. 400 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,558 And if you don't, I'll kill you. 401 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,022 I'm kidding. I won't. I'll blacklist you, though. 402 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,481 I won't kill you. 403 00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,566 I mean, maybe. 404 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,318 But no. 405 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:54,986 But would I? 406 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,991 ALLY: "Whoever made this, I hope you get 407 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,785 "murdered and canceled. Not in that order." 408 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,329 "Hashtag do better." 409 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,372 "As someone who may die someday, 410 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,957 "I find this commercial 411 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,960 "to be tone-deaf and borderline ableist." 412 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,462 Wow, people are fucking dumb. 413 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,466 {\an8}"The only thing deader than the couples in this ad 414 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,302 "is the brain cell of the person who created it." 415 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,430 "The level of cringe in this video is off the charts. 416 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,514 "Hashtag just stop." 417 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,016 - [DOOR OPENS] - JAY: Hey, Ally? 418 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,978 - Yeah? - JAY: Howdy. 419 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,814 Jay? Wha-- 420 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,817 This is the women's bathroom, dude. You can't be in here. 421 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,737 Technically, it is a unisex bathroom, but... 422 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,572 can we talk? 423 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,410 - Hi. - Hi. 424 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:45,912 I'm... [SIGHS] 425 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,207 I am really sorry about earlier. 426 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,459 Oh, no, it's totally fine. 427 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,461 Sorry to stalk and run, 428 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,338 but I'm trying to make this yoga class 429 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,256 that starts in, like, an hour. 430 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,008 You serious? Yoga? 431 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,259 Mm-hmm. 432 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,054 Aren't we supposed to be saving the company? 433 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,516 Yes, and we will. Just after yoga. 434 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,102 I booked us a table at L'oie. 435 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,355 We get inspired, talk about the campaign. 436 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,191 You realize that it's Valentine's Day, right? 437 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,235 Oh, that's right. 438 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,278 You probably got plans, don't you? 439 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,281 - No. - Well, great! 440 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,033 It'll be a great place for some field research. 441 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,493 - Romance, flowers, candles-- - [SMACKS LIPS] 442 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,537 Uh, do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow? 443 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,080 Uh, see, I would love to do tomorrow, 444 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,581 I just have to take the first flight 445 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,792 out in the morning for my best friend's wedding. 446 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,876 So, how about this? 447 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,628 We'll call it 08:00 sharp and I'll see you there. 448 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:36,796 - Yeah? I'm excited. - Uh-- 449 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,424 - No, no, I-- [SIGHS] - It's gonna be great! 450 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,633 It looks like the rain... 451 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:41,801 MONICA: Oh, thank you so much. 452 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,888 Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this. You're, like, $100,000 in debt. 453 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,056 [CHUCKLES] Not anymore. 454 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,101 Arthur paid it off. And I get to keep the card. 455 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,728 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 456 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,857 Damn. Someone likes a little sugar with their daddy. 457 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027 Aha. Excuse me, Ally. I do not have a sugar daddy. 458 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,903 That term is very problematic. 459 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,322 I have a sponsor. 460 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,744 And do you love your sponsor, or is he just erasing your debt? 461 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,289 Yes, I love him. And I love that he's erasing my debt. 462 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,417 So, when am I gonna meet this secret Hugh Hefner? 463 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,711 Shall we all get dinner soon? What do you say, like, 4:30? 464 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,004 - Soup? - Ha ha. 465 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,630 Real clever, Miss Judgy Judy, 466 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,257 while you're literally stalking your ex online. 467 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,509 I'm not stalking him. 468 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:26,429 The algorithm is stalking me, okay? 469 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,098 - It's the algorithm? - Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes? 470 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,017 Is that why I haven't met him yet? 471 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,269 That's not fucking funny. 472 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:39,025 [LAUGHS] Of course Arthur's not Heart Eyes. 473 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,027 That guy has so much arthritis, he can't run. 474 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,987 - Honestly, I bet it's Crystal. - Mm. 475 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,031 You know when she does that, like, thing... 476 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:46,324 - Mm-hmm. - ...when her Botox doesn't 477 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,950 sit right and it gets stuck? 478 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,786 [NEWS THEME PLAYS ON TV] 479 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,372 {\an8}REPORTER: Breaking news. Our Channel 7 affiliate 480 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,793 {\an8}is reporting that two more couples have been found murdered 481 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,294 {\an8}at a downtown spa. 482 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,046 We go live to the scene in Seattle. 483 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,506 - [PHONE DINGS] - Can't watch this. 484 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:02,590 REPORTER: Thanks, Mike... 485 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,509 MONICA: Ally. 486 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,512 - Ally, hello? Hey, ho. - Monica! 487 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,138 Oh, my God. Why are you torturing yourself? 488 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,473 You're the one who ended things. 489 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,309 I know. He just moved on so fast. 490 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,560 I mean, what even is her job? 491 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,395 Look at her feed. It's all vacation pics. 492 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:18,606 And she doesn't even have rich parents. I checked. 493 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,566 You need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there 494 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,944 and find someone to actually fuck-fuck yourself, you know? 495 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,278 - No. - Oh, what about that guy? 496 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:26,572 He's so cute. The-the... The bathroom boy, you know? 497 00:23:26,656 --> 00:23:27,657 Your little stalker? 498 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,617 You mean the guy trying to take my job? 499 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,910 Oh, my fuck. 500 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,330 He is so hot, I could literally throw up. 501 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,333 My basement just flooded. [GASPS SOFTLY] 502 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,169 He's okay. 503 00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,880 Wait, what are you wearing on this date? 504 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:44,465 It's not a date. 505 00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:47,009 We're working. And what's wrong with my clothes? 506 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,177 You look like a before picture. 507 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,221 [CHUCKLES] Monica! That is so mean! 508 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,807 Okay, this place, what's the vibe? Is it, what, fancy? 509 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,476 - Yeah, it's fancy. Why? - Come on. 510 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:57,770 Where are we going? 511 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,981 We're gonna go fuck up a credit card. 512 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,484 Pretty girls don't do drama 'less we wanna 513 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:04,735 It'll be depending on the day 514 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,654 Pretty girls packed in a Defender 515 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,240 Know I'm-a defend her never let her catch no stray 516 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,533 This that pretty-girl mantra 517 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:12,368 She's that stunna make you wanna swing both... 518 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,536 - It's gorgeous. - So much skin. 519 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,037 - Hike it up a little bit. - It's so much skin. 520 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,914 - It can go shorter. - Monica, no! It's not a date. 521 00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:19,542 - Love what it feel like - Feel like 522 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,085 To be off of the grid like, all night 523 00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:23,087 - Oh, with my bih like - Bitch, like 524 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,131 We ain't even trying to talk to no one 525 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,300 Swerve off all the creeps no weird vibes 526 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,510 We ain't never let it ruin a good time 527 00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,345 Ain't nobody gon' dim our good light 528 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,389 This them words we're living by 529 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,766 No. 530 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,059 This that pretty-girl mantra 531 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,477 This that flaunt you 532 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:39,854 - Just touched down in L.A. - Ah 533 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:42,398 Pretty girls don't do drama no new drama 534 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,900 - We already got a full day - Ah, ah 535 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,401 Pretty girls that you gon' remember... 536 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,738 Hi. Uh, reservation for Simmonds. 537 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,489 MAÎTRE D': Of course. AJ? 538 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,076 - BOUNCER: Arms out, please. - Pretty... 539 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,621 - [SONG STOPS] - [METAL DETECTOR SQUEALING] 540 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,040 - What gives? - Heart Eyes. 541 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,374 Can't be too careful. 542 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,793 [HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING] 543 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,005 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 544 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,636 I'm environmentally conscious. 545 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,349 - [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] - [QUIET CHATTER] 546 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,563 [SIGHS] 547 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:23,773 [SCOFFS] 548 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,691 Sharp, my ass. 549 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:27,693 MAN: You look so beautiful tonight, darling. 550 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:30,029 Happy Valentine's. I mean that. 551 00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,239 Aw. [CHUCKLES] 552 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,617 Good evening, miss. Will anyone be joining you? 553 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,744 Uh, yes. Um, a friend. 554 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,579 A colleague. 555 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,207 It's a... It's a work dinner. 556 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:44,126 Well, I'll be back with the specials once your date arrives. 557 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,836 Oh, no, no, no. He's not my date. 558 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,924 ["MAY I" BY BROOK BENTON PLAYING] 559 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:04,772 May I tell you that you're lovely... 560 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:09,902 JAY: I am so sorry that I am late. I tried to get a car. 561 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,113 And for what it's worth, I had no idea this place 562 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,906 was gonna be this nice, but, um... 563 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,201 - You look amazing. - Thank you. 564 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,246 WAITER: Welcome to L'oie. 565 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,789 May I offer you a beverage? 566 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,041 - Um, I'm good. Thank you. - JAY: Yeah, please. How about 567 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,335 a bottle of champagne, maybe two glasses? 568 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,586 Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 569 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,756 - No offense, but we're working. - None taken. 570 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,966 WAITER: I'll be right back. 571 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,969 So, where you from? 572 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,014 Uh, Phoenix. 573 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,348 Do you have siblings? 574 00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:41,058 [SMACKS LIPS] No. 575 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,102 Are your parents still together? 576 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,772 - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's nice. 577 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,108 Yeah, I'd love to grow old with somebody. 578 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,443 Change their Depends? 579 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:51,527 You know, 580 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,780 I don't immediately go to poop when I think about love, 581 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:57,783 but yeah. I would change an adult diaper 582 00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,702 if it was in the name of love. 583 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:04,582 The perfect romance... 584 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,834 - [CORK POPS] - [GASPS, SIGHS] 585 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,127 WAITER: Here we are. 586 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,046 - JAY: Thank you. - Thank you. 587 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,380 - WAITER: Miss? - Yeah. 588 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,300 Didn't want any, but thank you. 589 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,470 And for you, sir? 590 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,058 JAY: Thank you very much. WAITER: Enjoy. 591 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,142 What do you say? 592 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,936 - To love? - Mm. 593 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,941 Okay. 594 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,862 - Listen, this is all very cute. - Mm-hmm. 595 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,614 - And you're smooth. - Oh, thanks. 596 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:37,948 But I'm just trying 597 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,659 to salvage whatever's left of my career here, so can we skip 598 00:27:40,743 --> 00:27:43,412 whatever this is and get to cracking this campaign? 599 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,705 - By all means. - Okay. 600 00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,248 I have a couple ideas in here. 601 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,584 Some probably suck, but I'm sure there's a-- 602 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,878 You've had your heart broken recently. 603 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,383 - I'm sorry, what? - No, I just like to think 604 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:58,260 I'm intuitive with these things and... 605 00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:01,097 Ew. Yeah, no. 606 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,890 I did not get my heart broken... 607 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:04,016 - Mm-hmm. - ...recently. 608 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,643 And it's really none of your business. 609 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,228 Oh, you're totally right, it's not. 610 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,563 Definitely not. Okay. Um, is... 611 00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,357 It's just your campaign. 612 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:16,153 Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly screams romance to me. 613 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:20,241 The most romantic stories of all time are doomed. 614 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:22,701 You got husbands, wives, 615 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,453 partners, twin flames, soulmates. 616 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:27,331 Whatever you wanna call it, it's all gonna end. 617 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:28,874 It's just a matter of time before 618 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,459 someone cheats, bails, or dies. 619 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:33,003 What about butterflies in your stomach? 620 00:28:33,087 --> 00:28:35,548 A lightning bolt to the heart? 621 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,133 - Cozy Sundays in bed? - [CHUCKLES] 622 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:39,802 What's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach? 623 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,054 I like those things, but I get it, not for everyone. 624 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,140 You wanna know how I feel about romance? 625 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,224 Yeah. 626 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,394 It's a farce. 627 00:28:50,187 --> 00:28:51,272 A lie. 628 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:56,110 Not to everyone, I know that. Some people get... [SMACKS LIPS] 629 00:28:56,193 --> 00:29:00,489 ...really lucky and stumble into something real and forever. 630 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,116 But the other 99% of us 631 00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:04,994 are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, 632 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,913 chasing the same regurgitated fairy-tale bullshit 633 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:10,749 that's been stuffed into our brains since we were kids. 634 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,126 Prince Charming? [SCOFFS] 635 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,003 Till you catch him fucking your sister. 636 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,671 I thought you were an only child. 637 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,339 - It's a metaphor. Jesus. - Right. 638 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,091 My point is, it's not real. 639 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,429 And somehow, I landed a job that forces me to propagate 640 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:25,598 a fantasy in order to sell blood diamonds 641 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,516 harvested from third-world slave labor, 642 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,226 so please forgive me if I'm not swept away 643 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:32,021 by your magical notions of romance, Jay. 644 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,105 Wow. 645 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:35,733 That's really... 646 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:37,943 What? 647 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,070 ...sad. 648 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,535 Why are you single? 649 00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:50,247 - Excuse me? - No, really, Mr. Romantic... 650 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:52,625 doe-eyed, first love, 651 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,377 Esther Perel mama's boy know-it-all. Why are you single? 652 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,463 - Well... - Are you really looking for love 653 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,715 or are you just another fake-ass, ho-hunting, 654 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,675 - ankle-cuff prick in a suit? - Oh, my God. 655 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:02,760 You know, you don't know me. 656 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,428 And you don't get to cast judgment 657 00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:06,889 just because I don't think like you, okay? 658 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:13,938 Yeah, um... 659 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,442 I think you were right. Tonight's a bad night. 660 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,904 Should've just let you clear your head. 661 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,281 Um, don't worry about the champagne. It's on Crystal. 662 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,744 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 663 00:30:31,914 --> 00:30:34,542 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 664 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:39,213 Jay! Jay, hey-- I'm sorry, okay? You win. 665 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:42,216 Listen, I told you it was fine and I meant it. It's all good. 666 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,385 No, I had a really rough day and... 667 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,594 and I took it out on you 668 00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,596 and that was shitty and-and wrong and... 669 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,390 Jay, please, I can't lose this job. 670 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,267 Ally, I am not gonna take your job. 671 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,644 Although it does seem like 672 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:55,563 you don't really want this job, but... 673 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,316 - This is me, so... - [PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY] 674 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,111 I'm gonna go back to the hotel, brainstorm some creative, 675 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,612 see what we can salvage from the-- Oh. 676 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,200 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 677 00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,411 COLLIN: [IN BRITISH ACCENT] Ally? 678 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,083 ALLY: Collin! [CHUCKLES] What are you doing here? 679 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,919 Um, well, Sienna and I are on a little dinner date, actually. 680 00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:21,255 - I've heard so much about you. - Really? 681 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,090 Why? 682 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,843 And, uh, you are? 683 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,344 Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's... 684 00:31:27,428 --> 00:31:29,471 - He's my friend-- Boyfriend. - ...Boyfriend. 685 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,931 Friend. Boyfriend. 686 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,725 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 687 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,602 - Yeah! [LAUGHS] - Yeah. [LAUGHS] 688 00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,478 Yeah. I mean, why would you? 689 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,898 It's not like I publicize it on social media or anything. 690 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,567 [FORCED LAUGHTER] 691 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,486 Uh, well, it's nice to meet you, Jay. 692 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,573 Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh? 693 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,950 Yeah. It was supposed to be a double date, 694 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,869 uh, but unfortunately... 695 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,246 - Ooh. - What does that mean? 696 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:57,499 Well, you know the couple that got murdered up at the winery? 697 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,544 - What, you know them? - We worked together. 698 00:32:00,628 --> 00:32:02,296 - Played racquetball. - Racquetball. 699 00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:04,298 It's tragic, really. 700 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,800 - You still kept the reservation? - And you still came to dinner? 701 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:08,844 - Of course. In their honor. - JAY: Oh. 702 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,596 - ALLY: Wow. - Well, a lot to 703 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,222 eat in there and it's good. 704 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:14,141 We should go. See you, Ally, as well, and... 705 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,225 You have such a sexy suit. 706 00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:16,769 - Oh, that's a sexy dress. - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 707 00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:18,270 - [LAUGHS] - You guys have a good dinner. 708 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:19,480 Happy Valentine's Day! 709 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:20,648 Happy V-Day! 710 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,524 Don't get killed, all right? [LAUGHS] 711 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:25,486 - [FORCED LAUGH] What was-- - Why would he say that? 712 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,446 That was weird. Oh, you're coming with me. 713 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,948 - ALLY: That was so embarrassing. - [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 714 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:37,539 Are you in love with somebody 715 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:41,752 And just a little afraid to say who? 716 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,922 Are you in love with somebody 717 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,006 Thank you. 718 00:32:46,382 --> 00:32:49,259 Who doesn't know you're in love with 'em, too? 719 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:52,221 Not a... not a problem. [CHUCKLES] 720 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,431 Being in love with somebody 721 00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:59,478 Is something that everybody should be... 722 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:02,439 So is it the accent? Is that what it is? 723 00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,358 Women love that fucking accent. 724 00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:06,485 [SIGHS] God, I can't stand it now. 725 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,155 Brits are so unemotional. 726 00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:11,532 Mm. 727 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:15,786 Well, that would explain the dead friends' resy. 728 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:19,623 DRIVER: Love is a beautiful thing, no? 729 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,834 - Oh, we-we just work together. - No, we're not a couple. 730 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,794 - But you just kissed, no? - Oh. See, no, 731 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,003 that was a performance 732 00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:28,048 to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic 733 00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:31,635 - in front of her ex. - Oh. You love Spotify? 734 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:34,763 I have Ultimate Sexies playlist and-- 735 00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:36,473 - I love Spotify. - Yeah, we're-- No, we're okay. 736 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:37,641 - Thank you. - Okay. 737 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,226 Can we add a stop? 738 00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,563 Again, I'm really sorry about tonight. 739 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:44,231 I swear I'm not a lunatic. 740 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:47,276 That's exactly what I think a lunatic would say. 741 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:49,403 Okay. 742 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,739 [CLICKS TONGUE] 743 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,657 Have fun at your best friend's wedding. 744 00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:54,742 Thank you. 745 00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:59,747 Afraid of being left alone... 746 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:01,540 [SIGHS] 747 00:34:01,623 --> 00:34:02,916 - DRIVER: Okey dokey. - Yeah. 748 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,548 What the... 749 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,092 ALLY: No! 750 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:15,304 Next stop, 2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir? 751 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:16,388 [ALLY GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 752 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,684 Hey, can you hold off a second? I think she locked herself out. 753 00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:22,770 You know what you should do? 754 00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:25,147 You should go to her, 755 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,233 tell her you love her, then never let her go. 756 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:31,570 It's never too late for true love... 757 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:35,115 Right. Right. Yeah, you just keep that meter running. 758 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,745 Howdy. Everything okay? 759 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,747 No. [CHUCKLES] 760 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,833 No, I think I left my keys in a dressing room somewhere. 761 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:45,918 Oh. 762 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:48,754 [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God. This night could not get any worse. 763 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,005 You have a spare hidden? 764 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,884 [SIGHS] Yeah, under a mat upstairs. 765 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:57,095 It's okay. I'll just break the window. 766 00:34:57,179 --> 00:34:59,765 No. What are you talking about, breaking windows? No. 767 00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,600 No, it's fine. My landlord loves me. 768 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,769 Well, if you're serious, maybe just, you know, let me do it. 769 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,687 - I can break a window. - No, I know you can 770 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,815 break a window, but if you cut yourself-- 771 00:35:07,898 --> 00:35:09,441 I'm not gonna cut myself. 772 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:11,819 Knock yourself out. 773 00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:15,322 Just know I don't condone this. I'm worried for your safety. 774 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,825 And you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, 775 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,244 - which is not a good thing. - Okay, yeah. You're gonna do it. 776 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,579 Yeah. Why don't you hold that? Came prepared. 777 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,333 Ah, not so bad. 778 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:27,417 That's bad. 779 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,754 I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. 780 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,840 No, no, I'm sorry I'm bleeding all over your floor. 781 00:35:32,923 --> 00:35:36,301 Here. Okay. Let's run it under some water. 782 00:35:36,385 --> 00:35:38,136 - Mm. - [WATER RUNNING] 783 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,305 - Thanks. - Okay, you're just gonna wash up 784 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:41,473 in here for a sec. 785 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,600 [WHISPERS] Oh, God. 786 00:35:43,684 --> 00:35:46,353 Um, sorry it's so messy. 787 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,521 I had a house cleaner, 788 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,607 but she won the lottery last week and fired me. 789 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:53,360 JAY: Really? How much did she win? 790 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,737 Uh, like, a million dollars. [CHUCKLES] 791 00:35:55,821 --> 00:36:00,993 JAY: Damn. Well, I hope you find a replacement soon. 792 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,078 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 793 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,913 - [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] - [SIGHS] 794 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:07,416 Aw. Cute. 795 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,625 [ALLY SIGHS] 796 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,044 I was Pikachu for Halloween too. 797 00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:13,046 Oh, yeah. [LAUGHS] That wasn't Halloween. 798 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,673 Well, what was it? 799 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:17,050 It was Tuesday. Yeah, I was pretty obsessed. 800 00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:18,552 Wore that shit everywhere. 801 00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:22,389 - I'll take that. - It was on your shelf. 802 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,932 No, I really wasn't expecting company. 803 00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:25,142 Ever? 804 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,727 Why don't you just take a seat 805 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,562 while I look for the first aid kit? 806 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:29,813 [RUMMAGING] 807 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,483 Huh. 808 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:34,568 [SIGHS] 809 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:35,944 Found it! 810 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:41,533 Jay? 811 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,831 [GROANS] 812 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:49,666 Excuse you. 813 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,669 I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit on your nice clothes. 814 00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:55,797 - [ALLY SIGHS] - Oh. 815 00:36:57,758 --> 00:36:58,759 Would you relax? 816 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,428 It's just a very expensive jacket. 817 00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:04,806 Let's see your hand. 818 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,433 - [SIGHS] - [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 819 00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,685 - Ooh. - Careful now. 820 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,562 Does it hurt? 821 00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,148 No, actually. 822 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,733 - You're really good at this. - [CHUCKLES] 823 00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:16,401 Did you go to med school or something? 824 00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:19,571 I dropped out actually. 825 00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:22,199 [CHUCKLES] I really can't do blood. 826 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,784 - No way. - Way. 827 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,118 Hmm. 828 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:27,955 Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job right now, 829 00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:29,456 if I do say so myself. 830 00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:31,541 - ALLY: Uh... - Oh. 831 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,543 This is why we dropped out of med school 832 00:37:33,627 --> 00:37:35,379 and pivoted to advertising. 833 00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:37,130 [JAY CHUCKLES] 834 00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,215 You're funny. 835 00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,717 - Am I? - I think so, yeah. 836 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:47,641 Would you mind? My hair, falling in my face. 837 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:48,976 - Oh, of course. - [CHUCKLES] Thank you. 838 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:59,277 - Okay. There we go. - Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 839 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,784 So, you mind my asking 840 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,662 what kind of medicine you were planning on going into? 841 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:11,206 [SMACKS LIPS] Uh, nephrology. 842 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:12,833 That's the liver. 843 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,917 Kidneys. 844 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,293 - Nailed it. Damn. - Yeah. 845 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,795 Well, why that? 846 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:19,089 I had a family member that was pretty sick. 847 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,298 Mm-hmm. 848 00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:23,760 Guess I, I don't know, thought I could fix people. 849 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,390 Anyway, now I'm considered hemophobic. 850 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,474 Oh. 851 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:33,270 - I didn't take you for a bigot. - [LAUGHING] Okay, wow. 852 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:36,940 Between that and coffee mates, your dad jokes are top-notch. 853 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:41,987 I'm being facetious obviously. Your jokes are cheesy as-- 854 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:43,071 [SCREAMS] Fuck! 855 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:45,365 - Ally! Ally! - [GRUNTS] 856 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:47,409 - Oh, shit! - [ALLY SCREAMS] 857 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,411 [JAY YELLING] 858 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,329 [GRUNTING] 859 00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:59,379 Fuck you! No, no, no, no, no, no! 860 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,924 - Run! - [VIBRATING] 861 00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:06,053 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 862 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:07,971 - [GROANS] What are you doing? - [POUNDING ON DOOR] 863 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:09,306 Get your mind out of the gutter! 864 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:11,266 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Come on. Come on, come on! 865 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,477 Come on, come on! [GROANS] 866 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,145 Come on, come on, come on! 867 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,230 - You got it? - Yes! 868 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,648 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 869 00:39:20,192 --> 00:39:21,193 Good job. 870 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,528 Thanks. 871 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,865 Hey, you good? 872 00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:28,742 Yeah. [SCREAMS] 873 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:34,372 - Help! He's trying to kill us! - Oh, here's lovebirds. [GRUNTS] 874 00:39:34,456 --> 00:39:35,999 - [ALLY SCREAMS] - [JAY GRUNTING] 875 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,168 No! No, no, no. You've got the wrong people. 876 00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:40,378 - Hey. What are you doing? - He only kills couples, right? 877 00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:42,130 We're not a couple! We barely know each other. 878 00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,715 So back the fuck off! 879 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,051 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911, what's your emergency? 880 00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:47,969 [ALLY SCREAMS] Run! 881 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,266 Help! Help! 882 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:55,185 Help us! 883 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,270 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 884 00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:04,319 JAY: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 885 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,403 What? 886 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:08,573 Did you hear that? 887 00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:11,660 I don't hear anything. 888 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,537 - [SCREAMING] - Oh, shit! 889 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,455 - Ally! - [GRUNTING] 890 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,041 Get off of her! 891 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,835 Hey, hey! 892 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,382 [GROANS] 893 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,635 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 894 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,474 [GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 895 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,145 [PANTING] 896 00:40:42,149 --> 00:40:43,525 [GRUNTING] 897 00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,198 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 898 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,843 [BREATH TREMBLING] 899 00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,471 [SLOW, RHYTHMIC CREAKING] 900 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,275 [BREATH TREMBLING] 901 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,945 [CREAKING CONTINUES] 902 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,783 [BREATH TREMBLING] 903 00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:35,035 [CREAKING STOPS] 904 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,210 [WHIMPERS SOFTLY] 905 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:44,753 [MECHANICAL CLANK] 906 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,588 [MECHANICAL WHIRRING] 907 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,882 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING] 908 00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,519 - [MECHANICAL CLANK] - [GRUNTS] 909 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:03,230 [WHIRRING CONTINUES FASTER] 910 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:05,106 [GROANING] 911 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:11,404 [BLADE RINGS] 912 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,530 [GRUNTS] 913 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,533 [GRUNTING] 914 00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,207 [SCREAMS] 915 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,837 [SCREAMS] 916 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,507 [BOTH GRUNTING] 917 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:33,885 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 918 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:35,512 [SCREAMING] 919 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:41,434 [YELLS] 920 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,230 [GRUNTING, PANTING] 921 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,110 [SCREAMS] 922 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:52,487 [GRUNTING] 923 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:55,907 No! 924 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,993 No! No! No! 925 00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,661 [SIREN WAILING] 926 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:01,788 Help! He's right behind... 927 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,498 [CAR DOORS OPENING] 928 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,582 OFFICER 1: Here! 929 00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:06,001 - ...me. - [CAR DOORS CLOSING] 930 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:10,130 He was-- He was right here. 931 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,215 OFFICER 2: I'll go check it out. 932 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,176 Oh, my God. Jay. 933 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:18,013 - Jay, is he okay? - I don't know who 934 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:19,848 - you're talking about. - Jay Simmonds. 935 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,267 We were with each other all night and-and we got attacked 936 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,935 and we got separated back there. I... 937 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:26,146 - You just left him? - No, I didn't leave him! 938 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,690 OFFICER OVER RADIO: All units. All units, stand down. 939 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,525 We have Heart Eyes. 940 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,569 - I repeat, we have Heart Eyes. - Yes! We got that motherfucker! 941 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:34,487 Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah! 942 00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:36,656 OFFICER OVER RADIO: On behalf of Seattle PD, I just wanna say... 943 00:43:36,740 --> 00:43:38,033 OFFICER 1: Yeah, congratulations. 944 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,993 OFFICER OVER RADIO: Incredible teamwork, huh? 945 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,832 Hey! Hey, you need to back up! 946 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,169 - Fucking weirdos. - BOY: What did I do? 947 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,253 Detectives. 948 00:43:52,255 --> 00:43:53,340 Here she is. 949 00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:55,592 Detective Zeke Hobbs. 950 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,886 This is my partner, Detective Jeanine Shaw. 951 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,389 Hobbs and Shaw? 952 00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,392 Like the movie? 953 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:09,064 - Haven't heard of it. - Haven't seen it. 954 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,649 - We're here to ID a murderer. - Oh, my God. Jay? 955 00:44:12,776 --> 00:44:13,777 Jay! 956 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,946 - Jay, are you okay? - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 957 00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:19,449 - Jay! - Nope. 958 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:22,202 Jay, are you okay? 959 00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:25,497 Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay. 960 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:28,166 Thank you for asking. You ditched me. 961 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:31,044 What? I did not ditch you! 962 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:34,089 Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely ditched me. We were a team. 963 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:37,717 I was being chased by a fucking serial killer! 964 00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:41,971 I know! I also was being chased by a serial killer. 965 00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:44,891 - What the fuck does that mean? - Jay, you're tall and ripped 966 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:47,602 and perfectly capable of defending yourself. 967 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,896 Ally, I really appreciate the compliments, 968 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,314 especially coming from you, 969 00:44:51,398 --> 00:44:53,316 but right now is not the time, okay? 970 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,402 These muscles were not made for violence! 971 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:56,653 They're for cuddling! 972 00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,238 - Okay. - JAY: Hey, we're talking here! 973 00:44:58,321 --> 00:45:00,448 Guys, this was not him. We were together all night. 974 00:45:00,532 --> 00:45:02,117 Heart Eyes was after both of us. 975 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,495 Ma'am... We found this man in the park wearing this 976 00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:08,373 and in possession of this. 977 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:09,624 JAY: Come on! 978 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,918 No, that's-- That's not possible. 979 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,169 Jay didn't do this. 980 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,004 Maybe. 981 00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:18,007 Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone. 982 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,135 - What? - JAY: What? 983 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,678 We're gonna have to take your 984 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,721 tall, ripped friend in for questioning. 985 00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:28,393 Oh! [CHUCKLES] 986 00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:31,688 - Hey, good going. Really great. - [ENGINE STARTS] 987 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,692 See you at the station, I guess. 988 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:36,818 [SIREN WHOOPS] 989 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,363 [WHISPERS] Fuck. 990 00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:44,409 JAY: What is this? 991 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,161 That's a ring. 992 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:47,871 [HOBBS SIGHS] 993 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,248 - Read it. - Read what? 994 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:52,500 Let me help you out. Let me help you out. 995 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:53,585 It says, "JS." 996 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,506 - As in "Jay Simmonds." - "Jay Simmonds." 997 00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:00,550 You are really good. 998 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:02,385 You're really good at detective work. 999 00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:04,095 That was really-- It's impressive. 1000 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,101 [WHISPERS] That sarcasm? 1001 00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:14,731 A, I am not married. 1002 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:18,985 B, why would I leave a wedding band at the scene of the crime? 1003 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:20,195 And C, 1004 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:22,530 who gets their own initials 1005 00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:24,782 engraved in their own fucking wedding band? 1006 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,034 Also, D, 1007 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,952 yes, that was sarcasm. 1008 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,705 - Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs. - Hey, relax. Relax! 1009 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,415 Take five. Go. Go. 1010 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,667 Cool down. 1011 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,294 Come on. 1012 00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,504 Come on. 1013 00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:42,717 [SHAW SIGHS] 1014 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,305 I'm sorry. He can get a little hot under the collar. 1015 00:46:47,388 --> 00:46:49,057 Yeah. No kidding. 1016 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,142 Do you need anything? Water, coffee? 1017 00:46:51,226 --> 00:46:54,604 - I am fine, thank you very much. - Okay. 1018 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,276 Just you and me. 1019 00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:03,905 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1020 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,660 I want you to look me in the eyes 1021 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,162 and tell me the truth. 1022 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:15,792 All right. 1023 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,086 How long have you known Ally? 1024 00:47:18,169 --> 00:47:19,796 [CHUCKLES] Fourteen hours. 1025 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:23,258 You seem to care about her. 1026 00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:28,304 Yeah. Maybe I do. 1027 00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:34,852 But that ring. That's... It's not yours, correct? 1028 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:37,480 No. Again, I am not married. 1029 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:39,148 You're not married. 1030 00:47:39,232 --> 00:47:40,858 I mean, it's not, like, by choice or anything. 1031 00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:43,361 I just haven't met the right person. 1032 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:44,529 You're telling me. 1033 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:48,032 - You're-- - Single. Shocker. 1034 00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,119 Kind of. 1035 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,705 No-- You really, um... 1036 00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:56,541 [CHUCKLING] 1037 00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,752 Okay. Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 1038 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,256 Lady, I have been waiting here for over an hour. 1039 00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:05,550 - First of all, it's "officer." - [TALK RADIO PLAYING QUIETLY] 1040 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,260 Second, I already told you 1041 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:08,970 they're interrogating the suspect. 1042 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:11,472 And I already told you they're interrogating the wrong guy. 1043 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:13,308 Can you please just go back there 1044 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,184 and give me some sort of information? 1045 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:17,562 DAVID: Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable was all frayed. 1046 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:20,648 - Should be working now. - Thanks, David. 1047 00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:24,527 What's a five-letter word for a dog ending in H? 1048 00:48:24,611 --> 00:48:25,612 Bitch? 1049 00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,322 Excuse me? 1050 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:29,073 Female dog. 1051 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,329 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1052 00:48:34,954 --> 00:48:37,832 Can you please go back there now and give me some sort of update? 1053 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:41,919 - Fine. - Thank you. 1054 00:48:42,378 --> 00:48:44,839 Hey. Do we know each other? 1055 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:47,592 No, I don't think so. 1056 00:48:48,468 --> 00:48:49,469 Bumble. 1057 00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:52,555 Yeah, no. I'm... I'm not on the apps. 1058 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:54,891 Oh. It's a waste of time anyway. 1059 00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,017 Hmm. 1060 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,729 Just shooting my shot here. Um... 1061 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:03,191 Could I take you out to coffee sometime? I'll pay for it. 1062 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:06,444 [SIGHS] I almost got murdered tonight. 1063 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:10,031 - I am so sorry. Um... - Yeah. 1064 00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:12,825 Stay safe. Have a good night. 1065 00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:13,951 Thank you. 1066 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,038 - [DOOR OPENS] - Where the hell is everybody? 1067 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:18,706 DAVID: Celebrating. 1068 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,126 They caught Heart Eyes. 1069 00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:35,556 SHAW: So, what else do you want to tell me? 1070 00:49:36,391 --> 00:49:38,267 - I'm not a serial killer. - [SHAW CHUCKLES] 1071 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,812 So there's that. 1072 00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:44,565 Were you in Boston in February of '23 1073 00:49:44,649 --> 00:49:46,734 and Philadelphia in February of '24? 1074 00:49:48,403 --> 00:49:49,404 I... 1075 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,198 Let me rephrase. You were in Boston and Philly. 1076 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:53,700 Same dates and locations 1077 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:55,785 as HEK's two prior killing sprees. 1078 00:49:57,537 --> 00:49:58,871 Jay, I got to admit... 1079 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,290 that doesn't look very good. 1080 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,043 I don't know what you want me to say. 1081 00:50:04,127 --> 00:50:07,922 I'm a freelancer, so yeah, I travel for, like, work. 1082 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,843 Do you ever get lonely on the road? 1083 00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:16,723 I like to think that I can keep myself busy. 1084 00:50:16,806 --> 00:50:18,474 Yeah? How? 1085 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:20,560 How do you blow off steam 1086 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,895 when you're alone with your thoughts, Jay? 1087 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:27,066 Do you go to a vineyard? 1088 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:29,402 Maybe a spa? 1089 00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:34,907 [TALK RADIO CONTINUES QUIETLY] 1090 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,621 - Holy... Who-- - [CLANKS] 1091 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:41,706 [GASPS] 1092 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,626 MAN OVER RADIO: So, for HEK to come out of the blue 1093 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:49,046 and denounce Valentine's Day and all it stands for... 1094 00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:50,131 Hello? 1095 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:52,133 ...by cutting these couples down to size. 1096 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:54,594 In my professional opinion, what we have here... 1097 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,138 - Detective. - [SIGHS] 1098 00:50:57,221 --> 00:50:58,556 We got an HWW out front. 1099 00:50:58,639 --> 00:50:59,974 What do you want me to do with her? 1100 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,225 An HWW? 1101 00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:02,894 BOTH: "Hysterical white woman." 1102 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,061 I'll handle her. 1103 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:06,564 You sit tight. 1104 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,983 - [DOOR CLOSES] - We're not done yet. 1105 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,069 I'll be here. 1106 00:51:13,029 --> 00:51:14,947 He just snapped. 1107 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:19,535 And he made it a point to kill again and again 1108 00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:23,039 until the very concept of an entire day dedicated 1109 00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:26,793 to couples and romance is eradicated. 1110 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:32,632 He sneaks into your house and waits in the dark. 1111 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:37,428 Cunning and quiet as a corpse. 1112 00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:41,974 And then, when you least expect it... 1113 00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:48,940 he pulls out one of the many, many, many toys 1114 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:51,484 from his tools. 1115 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,237 [BREATHING SHAKILY] 1116 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:09,752 FRAN: What the hell are you doing? 1117 00:52:09,836 --> 00:52:10,837 God... 1118 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,547 bless the USA. 1119 00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,090 - Told ya. - Yeah. 1120 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,174 I'm so sorry. 1121 00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:18,427 - Are you letting him go? - Not yet. 1122 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:19,512 Why the hell not? 1123 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:21,389 - He's innocent. - Mm-hmm. 1124 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,682 Well, then tell me something. 1125 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,642 Why is the Heart Eyes Killer after him? 1126 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:26,727 - You're not a couple. - I don't know. 1127 00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:30,857 I assume he saw us and thought we were together. 1128 00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:31,941 Why? 1129 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:34,735 We... 1130 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:37,822 kissed. 1131 00:52:41,284 --> 00:52:43,870 [STUTTERS] We had-- We had to kiss. 1132 00:52:45,121 --> 00:52:47,957 We had to kiss because... because my ex... 1133 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:51,460 he was there, and I was jealous. 1134 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,630 - It's really stupid, I know. - Okay. 1135 00:52:54,714 --> 00:52:55,715 I get it. 1136 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:57,842 I do. 1137 00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:05,057 So you're not interested in him romantically? 1138 00:53:05,141 --> 00:53:06,142 [COIN CLINKS] 1139 00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:07,602 Why is that relevant? 1140 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,645 Just girl talk. 1141 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,981 I mean, he's cute, he has a... 1142 00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,609 really good job. 1143 00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:18,738 Perfect candidate for a little girl like yourself. 1144 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,658 A little girl like myself? 1145 00:53:25,328 --> 00:53:26,454 - [LIGHTS CLANK] - [ALLY SCREAMS] 1146 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:28,456 - [SHAW SIGHS] - [ALLY WHIMPERS] 1147 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:29,665 SHAW: Oh, relax. 1148 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,375 - Probably just the breaker. - [FLASHLIGHT CLICKS] 1149 00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:32,543 ALLY: That's what people say 1150 00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:33,961 before they get stabbed to death. 1151 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:36,714 How would you know? 1152 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:39,884 Watch her. 1153 00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:43,888 ALLY: No, no, no, no, no. She said to watch me. 1154 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,973 FRAN: Calm down, I'm just getting a flashlight. 1155 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:48,643 Little space? Any closer, you'd be inside me. 1156 00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:51,062 ALLY: I'm sorry. I'm just scared. 1157 00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:55,358 No, no, no, no. Careful. He hides in closets. 1158 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:05,993 No killers in here. 1159 00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:09,497 - [ALLY SCREAMING] - [FRAN CHOKING] 1160 00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:16,170 [FRAN GRUNTS] 1161 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,713 - [SCREAMS] - [FRAN GROANS] 1162 00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:19,840 - [SHARP THUD] - [BLOOD SPLASHES] 1163 00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:23,094 - [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] - [SOFT BEEP] 1164 00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:27,682 [MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING] 1165 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:43,531 [YELLS] 1166 00:54:48,661 --> 00:54:49,662 [BLADE RINGS] 1167 00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:51,497 ALLY: Help! 1168 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:55,292 - Hey! Hey! What's happening? - [SCREAMS] 1169 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:56,585 - He's here. - Who? 1170 00:54:58,587 --> 00:54:59,964 Go! Get back! Get back! 1171 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,382 [PANTING] 1172 00:55:05,594 --> 00:55:07,471 [GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE] 1173 00:55:07,555 --> 00:55:10,599 - [SHAW SCREAMS IN DISTANCE] - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey! 1174 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:12,309 Where are you going? Uncuff me. 1175 00:55:12,393 --> 00:55:13,811 Don't worry, lover boy. 1176 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,480 I'll protect you. [KISSES] 1177 00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:19,358 - [DOOR CLOSES] - No. No. No. 1178 00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:21,444 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1179 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:23,446 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1180 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,076 JAY: [MUFFLED] God! Damn it! 1181 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:34,749 Shaw? 1182 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,920 [JAY GROANS] 1183 00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:55,144 Shaw! 1184 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,314 [GASPS SOFTLY] 1185 00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:01,942 - [BLADE STABS] - [GRUNTING WEAKLY] 1186 00:56:04,737 --> 00:56:06,489 [SCREAMING] 1187 00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:12,286 - [BODY THUDS] - [SCREAM ECHOES IN DISTANCE] 1188 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,288 [PANTING, GRUNTING] 1189 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,373 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1190 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,969 - [SHARP THUMPING] - [GASPS] 1191 00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,013 [JAY GRUNTING OVER SPEAKERS] 1192 00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:33,015 - ALLY: Jay? - [THUMPING] 1193 00:56:33,099 --> 00:56:35,101 - Jay! - [GRUNTING] 1194 00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:36,519 ALLY: Jay, can you hear me? 1195 00:56:37,103 --> 00:56:38,687 OVER SPEAKER: Uh, yes, yes, Ally. 1196 00:56:38,771 --> 00:56:40,856 Ally, you've gotta find the keys. 1197 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:44,068 Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay? You have to find Hobbs 1198 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:47,655 'cause he locked me in here like a fucking asshole. 1199 00:56:49,782 --> 00:56:50,783 Ally? 1200 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:54,787 Ally? 1201 00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:00,084 [GRUNTS] She ditched me. 1202 00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:03,546 That's okay. 1203 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,256 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [SIGHS] 1204 00:57:05,798 --> 00:57:06,799 Ally? 1205 00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:08,008 - [LOCK BEEPS] - [DOOR OPENS] 1206 00:57:08,134 --> 00:57:09,593 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1207 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,313 [METALLIC SCRAPING] 1208 00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,858 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1209 00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:26,277 Hey. 1210 00:57:30,531 --> 00:57:31,532 Come on. 1211 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,117 Hey, come on. 1212 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:34,535 This is not fair! 1213 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,122 Shit! 1214 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:41,458 - [GUNSHOT] - [GLASS CRACKLING] 1215 00:57:41,542 --> 00:57:43,127 [GUNSHOT] 1216 00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:49,466 Die. [YELLS] 1217 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:52,511 JAY: Ally! Ally! 1218 00:57:53,179 --> 00:57:54,805 Goddamn! I'm right here! 1219 00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:58,559 Jay! [GRUNTS] 1220 00:57:58,642 --> 00:57:59,643 Careful! Careful. 1221 00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:02,479 [ALLY GROANS, GRUNTS] 1222 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,273 - Hi. - Hi. [GRUNTS] 1223 00:58:05,858 --> 00:58:06,859 [PANTING] 1224 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:08,235 [CHUCKLING] Are you okay? 1225 00:58:09,612 --> 00:58:11,614 You're a terrible shot, by the way. 1226 00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:13,407 - Don't fucking push it, Romeo. - Ooh. 1227 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:16,619 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1228 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,579 - No! Hey! - Ally! 1229 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:20,706 - ALLY: Stop! [SCREAMS] - No, no, no! Ally! 1230 00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:21,999 - [TIRES SQUEAL] - [HORN BLARES] 1231 00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:23,375 DRIVER: Fucking assholes! 1232 00:58:23,459 --> 00:58:24,710 You saved my life. 1233 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:25,878 You saved mine. 1234 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:27,588 I owed you one. 1235 00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:32,051 [GLASS CLATTERING] 1236 00:58:32,134 --> 00:58:33,427 ALLY: We're not together! 1237 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,013 - Go kill somebody else! - Get up. Get up. Get up. 1238 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:37,681 - Get up. Get up. Get up. - He's coming. He's coming. 1239 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:44,146 - [MOVIE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] - [LIVELY CHATTER] 1240 00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:47,274 Oh, fuck. Do you know what we just did? 1241 00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:49,985 Yeah. We led a couples-killing maniac to a, uh... 1242 00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,987 - To an all-you-can-kill buffet. - Come on. 1243 00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:54,782 HILDY: A big fat lummox like you hiring an aeroplane to write, 1244 00:58:54,865 --> 00:58:58,369 "Hildy, don't be hasty. Remember my dimple. Walter." 1245 00:58:58,744 --> 00:59:00,204 Delayed our divorce 20 minutes 1246 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:02,039 while the judge went out to watch it. 1247 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,624 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1248 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:08,003 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 1249 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:11,966 MAN: Oh, shit! 1250 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:13,592 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 1251 00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:14,843 [LAUGHTER] 1252 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:19,390 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1253 00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,226 MAN 1: Yo, that costume is dope. 1254 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,022 MAN 2: I don't like that. 1255 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,610 WOMAN 1: That's not him, right? 1256 00:59:32,945 --> 00:59:34,071 MAN 3: What the fuck? 1257 00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:35,155 WOMAN 2: It is him! 1258 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:36,240 WALTER: Was it my fault? 1259 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,993 Did I know that coal mine was gonna have another cave-in? 1260 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:42,121 I intended to be with you on our honeymoon, Hildy. 1261 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,664 - MAN 4: 'Sup, man? - [BLADE STABS] 1262 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,040 [CHOKING] 1263 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:48,627 HILDY: I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky. 1264 00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:50,254 You don't deny that, do you, Walter? 1265 00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:51,505 WALTER: Deny it? I'm proud of it. 1266 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,173 We beat the whole country on that story. 1267 00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:55,259 HILDY: Suppose we did. That isn't what I got married for! 1268 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:56,343 Excuse us. 1269 00:59:57,845 --> 00:59:58,887 WOMAN 3: What a creep. 1270 01:00:04,018 --> 01:00:05,019 Left. Left. 1271 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,146 No. Right. Go. Go, go, go. 1272 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,231 Turn. 1273 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:12,776 In here. 1274 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,238 [BOTH PANTING] 1275 01:00:19,742 --> 01:00:21,618 - [QUIET THUMPING] - [GASPS] 1276 01:00:26,582 --> 01:00:27,833 Hmm? 1277 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,586 [WHISPERS] Put a fucking shirt on. There's a killer after us. 1278 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:33,088 - WOMAN: Mm. Oh, what is it? - [BOTTLES CLINK] 1279 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:35,299 - [CHUCKLES] - JAY: The Heart Eyes Killer. 1280 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,676 He's out there right now. We need to be quiet. 1281 01:00:38,052 --> 01:00:41,388 Oh! Dude, that's so hot. [CHUCKLES] Fuck. 1282 01:00:41,472 --> 01:00:43,515 - We love role-play. [LAUGHS] - Yeah. 1283 01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:45,976 - WOMAN: Oh, my God. He's coming. - We're so dead. 1284 01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:47,978 WOMAN: Oh, he's so scary and big. 1285 01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:49,480 - [SIGHS] We can't stay here. - No. 1286 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:51,607 [BOTH LAUGHING, MOANING] 1287 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,525 - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [MOVIE CONTINUES PLAYING] 1288 01:00:53,609 --> 01:00:55,152 - ...without shuddering. - Walter... 1289 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,862 I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy. 1290 01:00:56,945 --> 01:00:58,989 You won't be half as good on another paper. You know it. 1291 01:00:59,073 --> 01:01:00,074 We're a team. 1292 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,159 You need me, I need you, the paper needs us! 1293 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,327 Sold, American! 1294 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:04,661 [SIGHS] 1295 01:01:04,745 --> 01:01:06,372 It just didn't work out, Walter. 1296 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:08,165 - MAN: Oh, fuck. - [WOMAN MOANS] 1297 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,917 [SUCKS TEETH] 1298 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,835 Maybe we lay low for a little bit. 1299 01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:12,961 Yeah. 1300 01:01:13,045 --> 01:01:14,088 HILDY: I wasn't satisfied. 1301 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:16,048 I suppose I proposed to you? 1302 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,132 You practically did. 1303 01:01:17,216 --> 01:01:19,301 Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years. 1304 01:01:19,385 --> 01:01:21,261 "Oh, Walter." And I still... 1305 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:23,305 I actually kind of like this movie. 1306 01:01:23,389 --> 01:01:25,224 - MAN: Yeah, you like that? - [WOMAN MOANS] 1307 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,975 - Yeah. - Really? 1308 01:01:27,059 --> 01:01:28,977 - [MAN MOANING] - [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1309 01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,646 Yeah. Are you surprised? 1310 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:34,483 Little bit, yeah. 1311 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:35,984 [BOTH MOANING] 1312 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,407 I did ditch you. 1313 01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:44,993 N-No. Ditch me? 1314 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,539 [SCOFFS] It's what I'm best at. 1315 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:50,958 - Ditching people? - Running. 1316 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:53,794 Hey, I was holding my own. You didn't see me? 1317 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,921 He was shaking in his little leather boots. 1318 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,715 - [BOTH MOANING] - [THUMPING] 1319 01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:03,137 Jay, I wasn't entirely honest at dinner. 1320 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,471 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1321 01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:06,473 My parents had this, like... 1322 01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:09,726 storybook romance. 1323 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,063 They were literally perfect together. 1324 01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:17,818 And then my dad died. 1325 01:02:18,444 --> 01:02:20,446 - [BOTTLES CLATTERING] - [WOMAN GIGGLES] 1326 01:02:21,655 --> 01:02:23,699 I don't think my mom ever fully recovered. 1327 01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,369 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1328 01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:28,454 I'm sorry. 1329 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:30,664 [WOMAN GRUNTING] 1330 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:33,292 You know, when I was a kid, 1331 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:37,713 my parents just... hated each other. 1332 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,884 I mean, they fought... all the time. 1333 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,427 [MAN SIGHS IN PLEASURE] 1334 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:44,803 JAY: I think that... 1335 01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,431 is why I'm just this... 1336 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,726 hapless romantic. 1337 01:02:52,019 --> 01:02:55,564 Just putting every girl I fall for on a pedestal, 1338 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:58,609 only to have my heart broken over... 1339 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,360 - WOMAN: More. - and over... 1340 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,528 WOMAN: More? 1341 01:03:01,612 --> 01:03:02,654 ...and over. 1342 01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:05,616 WOMAN: Keep going. 1343 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,784 - All because they... - [MAN MOANS] 1344 01:03:09,203 --> 01:03:12,331 - They just can't... breathe... - [WOMAN SQUEALS] 1345 01:03:12,414 --> 01:03:14,291 ...my suffocating attempt 1346 01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:18,337 to prove Mom and Dad wrong. 1347 01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,631 [BOTH MOANING] 1348 01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:24,676 You know, I think... 1349 01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:29,348 I think tonight should've been, like, 1350 01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:31,058 the worst night of my life. 1351 01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:32,851 [KISSING] 1352 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,313 But it isn't. 1353 01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,774 [SOFT, RHYTHMIC SLAPPING] 1354 01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:42,444 Ditto. 1355 01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:47,282 MAN: Baby, you're so wet. WOMAN: Mm-hmm. 1356 01:03:47,366 --> 01:03:48,700 [MOANING LOUDLY] 1357 01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:51,495 - [MAN GRUNTING] - [WOMAN LAUGHING] 1358 01:03:52,913 --> 01:03:55,290 - God, you're so hard! - [SHARP SLAP] 1359 01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:56,625 - WOMAN: Ow! - [ALLY AND JAY LAUGHING] 1360 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,335 [BOTH MOANING] 1361 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,338 At least they're having fun. 1362 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:03,632 - WOMAN: Oh, shit! - [FABRIC RIPS] 1363 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:05,884 - [CONTINUES MOANING] - [CHUCKLES] It's kinda loud. 1364 01:04:05,968 --> 01:04:07,886 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 1365 01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:09,179 - Yeah, it's too loud. - [CREAKING] 1366 01:04:09,263 --> 01:04:11,265 - Hey! Shh! - Shut the fuck up! Shh! 1367 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:13,642 - Shut up! Shut the fuck up. - Quiet down! 1368 01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:16,520 - MAN: Samm! I'm coming! - [EXCLAIMS] Oh, God! 1369 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:17,688 - MAN: Oh, I'm coming! - JAY: Guys! 1370 01:04:17,771 --> 01:04:18,855 Shut up! Shut up! 1371 01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,483 - [MAN MOANING] - [EXCLAIMS, SCREAMS] 1372 01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,861 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1373 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,078 [CHOKING] 1374 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,334 [SCREAMING] 1375 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:44,423 Holy shit. Someone call 911! 1376 01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:46,466 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1377 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:49,386 [GRUNTS] 1378 01:04:49,469 --> 01:04:50,470 Fuck! 1379 01:04:51,430 --> 01:04:52,764 - [SHARP THUMP] - [GRUNTS] 1380 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,312 Please, no! 1381 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,856 [ALL CLAMORING, SCREAMING] 1382 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,149 [GRUNTS] 1383 01:05:10,949 --> 01:05:11,950 [ENGINE STARTS] 1384 01:05:12,034 --> 01:05:13,452 [SCREAMS] 1385 01:05:16,204 --> 01:05:17,581 [SCREAMS] 1386 01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:20,542 [BOTH CRYING AND WHIMPERING] 1387 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,266 [CLAMORING] 1388 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:39,478 What are you-- Hey, Ally. 1389 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:40,979 - What are you doing? - Wait. 1390 01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:42,856 Wait for what? He's gonna kill us. 1391 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:45,317 And if he doesn't kill us, 1392 01:05:46,193 --> 01:05:47,944 he's gonna keep killing people. 1393 01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:49,237 We brought him here, 1394 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:51,823 we end it here. 1395 01:05:52,366 --> 01:05:54,534 - We-- [BREATH TREMBLING] - Come on. 1396 01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:56,119 I thought we were a team. 1397 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,959 ["PLEASE DON'T GO" BY KC AND THE SUNSHINE BAND PLAYING] 1398 01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:16,890 Babe, I love you so 1399 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,561 I want you to know 1400 01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:26,733 That I'm gonna miss your love 1401 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:31,947 The minute you walk out that door 1402 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:33,198 So please don't... 1403 01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,909 - [SONG STOPS] - [WOMEN SCREAMING, WHIMPERING] 1404 01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:39,996 ALLY: Hey, Fuck Eyes! 1405 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,543 Wait, wait, wait. 1406 01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:46,461 We need a weapon. 1407 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:48,588 I have this. 1408 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:51,174 That is not a weapon. 1409 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,095 That could work. 1410 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,305 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1411 01:07:01,435 --> 01:07:03,520 - I don't think I can do that. - What? Hey... 1412 01:07:03,979 --> 01:07:04,980 Yes, you can. 1413 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,023 Come on. 1414 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:14,614 [ALLY GROANS] 1415 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,244 [BOTH GROANING] 1416 01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:24,332 - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS] 1417 01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:25,417 Run! 1418 01:07:28,837 --> 01:07:30,005 - Ally! - [SCREAMS] 1419 01:07:30,088 --> 01:07:31,089 [GRUNTING] 1420 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,805 [EARS RING] 1421 01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:41,600 [GRUNTS WEAKLY] 1422 01:07:43,143 --> 01:07:44,686 [GRUNTING] 1423 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,939 [GRUNTS] 1424 01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:51,067 - [BLADE CLATTERS] - [PANTING] 1425 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,078 [GRUNTING] 1426 01:08:03,288 --> 01:08:04,456 Oh, shit! 1427 01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:05,916 [YELLS] 1428 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,375 [GASPS] 1429 01:08:07,459 --> 01:08:08,627 [YELLS] 1430 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,378 [PANTING] 1431 01:08:12,881 --> 01:08:14,508 [SIGHING] 1432 01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,473 Thanks a lot, Jay. 1433 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:22,849 What? 1434 01:08:22,933 --> 01:08:24,100 [BREATH TREMBLES] 1435 01:08:24,184 --> 01:08:25,685 You got it in my mouth. 1436 01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:27,062 I just saved your life. 1437 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,480 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna be sick. 1438 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:30,857 - No. Hey. - [STOMACH GURGLING] 1439 01:08:30,941 --> 01:08:31,983 Oh, no, no, no. 1440 01:08:34,736 --> 01:08:36,071 [ALLY RETCHING] 1441 01:08:37,072 --> 01:08:38,281 [COUGHING] 1442 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:40,242 [GROANS] 1443 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:42,369 I told you I was not good with blood. 1444 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:43,578 Yeah, no kidding. 1445 01:08:44,496 --> 01:08:45,747 [ALLY SIGHS] 1446 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:50,919 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1447 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,517 Uh, who the fuck is that? 1448 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,853 I have no idea. 1449 01:09:14,067 --> 01:09:15,652 WOMAN: He's lost a lot of blood here. 1450 01:09:15,735 --> 01:09:16,903 [URGENT CHATTER] 1451 01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:18,530 MAN: Do you have an ID on the victim? 1452 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,491 You two, you're gonna be famous. 1453 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,619 The couple that stopped Heart Eyes. I... 1454 01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:26,621 [SIGHS] 1455 01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:29,040 It's very cute. 1456 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,042 [STUTTERS] Thank you. Thank you. 1457 01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:32,252 Thank you. 1458 01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:34,921 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1459 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:43,847 Shot in the dark here. 1460 01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:46,558 Wanna come back to my hotel 1461 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,185 and try and crack this campaign before my flight? 1462 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:53,189 Just actually eat some dinner. 1463 01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:55,609 Order a whole bunch of room service. 1464 01:09:58,570 --> 01:09:59,738 Um... 1465 01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:03,366 Jay, I can't. 1466 01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:06,786 [SIGHS] 1467 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:10,874 [SIREN WHOOPS] 1468 01:10:11,374 --> 01:10:12,417 Hey, you two. 1469 01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:18,590 Just wanted to make sure you both got home safe. 1470 01:10:19,174 --> 01:10:20,467 Either of you need a lift? 1471 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:23,762 JAY: Um... actually... 1472 01:10:25,639 --> 01:10:27,641 I don't suppose you have a phone, 1473 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,017 just so I can call a cab? 1474 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,144 No, don't be silly. I'll give you a ride home. 1475 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,854 Least I can do. 1476 01:10:32,938 --> 01:10:34,981 - Your chariot awaits. - [JAY CHUCKLES] 1477 01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:36,775 - [CHUCKLES] - Okay. 1478 01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:42,989 Work call later? 1479 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:46,576 Sounds like a plan. 1480 01:10:50,622 --> 01:10:52,958 Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen? 1481 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,459 - PARAMEDIC: I got you, dude. - Okay. 1482 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:57,879 Can I see that? 1483 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,549 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1484 01:11:05,512 --> 01:11:06,930 That's me. 1485 01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:09,182 [HORN HONKS] 1486 01:11:10,433 --> 01:11:11,851 ALLY: Your chariot awaits. 1487 01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:14,229 [SIGHS] 1488 01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:15,981 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1489 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:20,235 [CHUCKLES] 1490 01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:22,862 She's not my type. 1491 01:11:25,657 --> 01:11:26,992 [ENGINE STARTS] 1492 01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:33,206 ["THIS YEAR'S LOVE" BY DAVID GRAY PLAYING] 1493 01:11:41,089 --> 01:11:43,341 PARAMEDIC: Hey, um, I got another call, 1494 01:11:43,425 --> 01:11:45,468 so I'm just gonna have to take that 1495 01:11:45,552 --> 01:11:47,804 - and that too. - Uh... 1496 01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:50,682 - This year's love - [DOORS CLOSE] 1497 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:52,100 - Had better last - [ENGINE STARTS] 1498 01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:54,561 Heaven knows 1499 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,147 - It's high time - [SIREN WHOOPS] 1500 01:11:57,230 --> 01:11:59,274 - I've been waiting - [SIREN WAILING] 1501 01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:00,734 On my own 1502 01:12:00,817 --> 01:12:02,444 WOMAN: Hey, do you need a ride? 1503 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,070 Too long 1504 01:12:06,031 --> 01:12:10,076 And when you hold me like you do 1505 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:13,538 It feels so right, oh, now 1506 01:12:14,581 --> 01:12:16,833 I start to forget 1507 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:21,379 How my heart gets torn 1508 01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:25,800 When that hurt gets thrown 1509 01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:30,096 Feeling like you can't go on 1510 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:35,185 [PHONE VIBRATING] 1511 01:12:37,062 --> 01:12:38,188 [PHONE CLICKS] 1512 01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:40,190 Hey. 1513 01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:41,357 MONICA OVER PHONE: Um, do you have 1514 01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:42,442 something you wanna tell me? 1515 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,069 Oh, you're never gonna believe what happened. 1516 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:45,695 Hello? Heart Eyes? Are you kidding me? 1517 01:12:45,779 --> 01:12:46,780 But wait, are you okay? 1518 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,364 Tell me the truth. Do you need to come over? 1519 01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:49,783 You can sleep in Arthur's panic room. 1520 01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:53,703 No, I hate this feeling. 1521 01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:55,622 What feeling? 1522 01:12:57,332 --> 01:12:58,500 Liking someone. 1523 01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:01,127 God, I fucked up. 1524 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:03,296 I fucked up, Mon. 1525 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,548 I met a really, really great guy, 1526 01:13:05,632 --> 01:13:06,716 and now he's gone. 1527 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:10,720 Where is he? 1528 01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:12,639 At the airport. 1529 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,891 Oh. Okay, great. He's at the airport. Go get him. 1530 01:13:14,974 --> 01:13:15,975 Mon, I-- 1531 01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,812 - [SIGHS] - Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me. 1532 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,855 You deserve to be happy. 1533 01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:23,024 You deserve to have someone love you 1534 01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:26,277 for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. 1535 01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:29,239 I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes. 1536 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:31,741 It's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. 1537 01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:34,410 You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding 1538 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,037 and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids 1539 01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:37,539 and move to Notting Hill. No. 1540 01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:39,415 This is love, mama. 1541 01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,627 Some kind of wonderful, 1542 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,964 crazy, stupid love, actually. 1543 01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:47,841 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 1544 01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:50,802 Go get him. Go get that beautiful, melanin man. 1545 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:52,053 - Okay! - He's gorgeous! 1546 01:13:52,137 --> 01:13:54,139 - Oh, my God. Okay, - Ally, go get him right now! 1547 01:13:54,222 --> 01:13:56,182 - I'm going. - I love you! You're beautiful! 1548 01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,434 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1549 01:13:58,518 --> 01:14:00,812 WOMAN OVER PA: This is your final call for all passengers 1550 01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,314 on flight 403 to Boston. 1551 01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:05,483 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 1552 01:14:05,567 --> 01:14:07,360 - ALLY: Thank you. - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 1553 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:09,612 Jay? 1554 01:14:09,696 --> 01:14:11,239 WOMAN OVER PA: Please have your boarding pass... 1555 01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:12,991 - Jay! - ...and identification ready. 1556 01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,075 Thank you. 1557 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,122 Jay? 1558 01:14:19,205 --> 01:14:21,416 [INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA] 1559 01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,876 - Jay! - MAN: Fuck! 1560 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:23,960 Sorry. 1561 01:14:27,255 --> 01:14:28,256 Jay! 1562 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:32,677 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1563 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,304 I thought you were somebody else. 1564 01:14:34,888 --> 01:14:37,265 WOMAN OVER PA: Paging passengers Mr. and Mrs. Jones 1565 01:14:37,348 --> 01:14:38,516 flying to Denver... 1566 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,018 - Sorry. - ...on flight 273. 1567 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:42,520 Your flight is boarded and ready for departure. 1568 01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:44,647 - Please make your way... - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1569 01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:46,524 ...to gate lounge 11 immediately. 1570 01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:48,651 - Hello? - DISTORTED VOICE: Roses are red, 1571 01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:50,695 violets are black. 1572 01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:52,322 Guess who's with me 1573 01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,449 and not coming back? 1574 01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:55,533 Who is this? 1575 01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:58,328 We've met before. 1576 01:14:58,828 --> 01:14:59,996 Forget me not. 1577 01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:01,956 JAY OVER PHONE: Ally! Ally! No! 1578 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,000 Don't-- Do not-- [GRUNTS] 1579 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,710 DISTORTED VOICE: St. Valentine's Chapel. 1580 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:08,379 Come alone or he dies. 1581 01:15:08,463 --> 01:15:09,464 Okay. 1582 01:15:10,048 --> 01:15:12,634 Call for help, he dies. 1583 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:14,928 Okay. Just please don't hurt him. 1584 01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:18,306 DISTORTED VOICE: [LAUGHS] That's up to you, sweetheart. 1585 01:15:18,389 --> 01:15:20,725 - [LINE CLICKS] - [PANTING SOFTLY] 1586 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:22,810 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1587 01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:27,398 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1588 01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:33,863 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1589 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:36,824 [THUNDER CRASHES] 1590 01:15:48,503 --> 01:15:50,171 [DOORS CREAKING] 1591 01:15:50,255 --> 01:15:52,257 [WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY] 1592 01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:57,637 - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [DOORS CREAKING] 1593 01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:01,724 [DOORS CLOSE] 1594 01:16:03,184 --> 01:16:05,645 DISTORTED VOICE: They say love is blind 1595 01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:09,023 and lovers cannot see, 1596 01:16:11,985 --> 01:16:16,239 the pretty follies that they themselves commit. 1597 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:21,244 But love isn't blind... 1598 01:16:22,704 --> 01:16:23,955 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1599 01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:27,125 [SIGHS] 1600 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,461 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Is it? 1601 01:16:31,713 --> 01:16:32,839 Wait, you're-- 1602 01:16:34,173 --> 01:16:35,174 It's me. 1603 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:38,511 David. 1604 01:16:43,433 --> 01:16:44,559 The IT guy. 1605 01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,937 Wait, who the fuck did we kill then? 1606 01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:50,315 [LAUGHS] Eli. 1607 01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:52,984 Poor, stupid Eli. 1608 01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:54,986 You guys were a couple? 1609 01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,946 Couple? No. No. [SIGHS] 1610 01:16:58,823 --> 01:16:59,824 Throuple. 1611 01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:02,410 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1612 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:06,331 Love looks with eyes wide open. 1613 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:10,543 Seeking what the heart desires the most. 1614 01:17:12,462 --> 01:17:13,463 A partner. 1615 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,466 Its true companion. 1616 01:17:21,888 --> 01:17:24,599 I found mine ten years ago in a chat room. 1617 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:25,808 [GRUNTS] 1618 01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:27,602 David saw me. 1619 01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:29,312 He understood me 1620 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,147 and I understood him. 1621 01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:32,940 [DAVID GASPS, MOANS] 1622 01:17:37,862 --> 01:17:39,697 [SIGHS] We got married here. 1623 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:43,326 You know, I didn't really take you for the religious type. 1624 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,494 [BOTH LAUGH] 1625 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:47,497 No. We just like the story. 1626 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,126 Saint Valentine... 1627 01:17:54,837 --> 01:17:56,089 [WHISPERS] ...was beheaded. 1628 01:17:58,341 --> 01:17:59,342 [SHAW LAUGHS] 1629 01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:01,469 You murdered innocent people. 1630 01:18:02,929 --> 01:18:04,680 - Share what you love. - Share what you love. 1631 01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:06,557 - Mm. - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1632 01:18:07,225 --> 01:18:10,311 DAVID: And we love hunting, killing... 1633 01:18:11,521 --> 01:18:12,647 SHAW: Deceit. 1634 01:18:13,481 --> 01:18:15,525 Taking turns on our victims. 1635 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,444 Murdering couples. 1636 01:18:20,488 --> 01:18:21,948 [HEAVY BREATHING] 1637 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:23,491 DAVID: It's our kink. SHAW: It's our kink. 1638 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:26,494 Everybody's got a fetish. 1639 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:27,912 - [BREATH TREMBLING] - [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1640 01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:29,664 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 1641 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:34,460 Well, too bad we wasted your boyfriend at the drive-in. 1642 01:18:34,544 --> 01:18:35,711 - DAVID: Oh, God. - [SHAW LAUGHS] 1643 01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:37,713 He wasn't our boyfriend. 1644 01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:40,800 No, Eli was just a stupid fanboy. 1645 01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:42,468 He was obsessed with us. 1646 01:18:42,552 --> 01:18:43,719 He was obsessed with me. 1647 01:18:43,803 --> 01:18:45,430 Yeah. Learned a lot from me. 1648 01:18:46,431 --> 01:18:47,390 It just got messy. 1649 01:18:47,515 --> 01:18:49,225 - [JAY SHOUTS] - [SCREAMS] Fuck! 1650 01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:50,935 SHAW: I almost got you at home. 1651 01:18:51,018 --> 01:18:53,771 - JAY: [YELLS] Go, go, go, go! - [SCREAMS] 1652 01:18:53,855 --> 01:18:55,440 - I killed your driver. - ...lovebirds. 1653 01:18:55,523 --> 01:18:57,316 ALLY: [SCREAMS] No, no, no, you've got the wrong people! 1654 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,609 JAY: Hey, what are you doing? 1655 01:18:58,693 --> 01:19:01,904 And I had a blast wasting those vile dickheads at the winery. 1656 01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:03,573 - [CHOKES] - [SCREAMS] 1657 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,200 Ooh, that reminds me. 1658 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:08,744 - Oh. - Found this. 1659 01:19:08,828 --> 01:19:12,498 - God, you're the fucking best. - [CHUCKLING] 1660 01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:14,000 Isn't she the fucking best? 1661 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,084 SHAW: Yeah, I know. 1662 01:19:15,168 --> 01:19:16,794 And as luck would have it, 1663 01:19:17,462 --> 01:19:19,213 [CLICKS TONGUE] your initials match. 1664 01:19:19,297 --> 01:19:21,883 J. Shaw. 1665 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:25,261 Jeanine Shaw, bitch. 1666 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:28,848 Why us? We're not even a couple. 1667 01:19:28,931 --> 01:19:31,225 Just let him go! Let him go! 1668 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,352 [SIGHS] Truth be told, 1669 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:35,980 we were gonna kill the other couple at the restaurant. 1670 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:37,273 [LAUGHING] 1671 01:19:37,398 --> 01:19:38,399 But then... 1672 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,320 - we saw that kiss. - Oh, that kiss! God! 1673 01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:46,115 [CHUCKLES] Your chemistry is undeniable. 1674 01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:48,201 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1675 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,008 Well, I didn't know that murder was a love language. 1676 01:20:04,091 --> 01:20:05,092 SHAW: Try it. 1677 01:20:05,927 --> 01:20:07,178 Maybe you'll like it. 1678 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:08,721 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1679 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,018 Pick it up. 1680 01:20:15,937 --> 01:20:16,938 Pick it up. 1681 01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:20,149 There's a single bullet in that chamber 1682 01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:22,652 with one single choice, him or you. 1683 01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:33,746 We may have mistaken you for lovers 1684 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:36,624 at the beginning of the night, but can you prove us right? 1685 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,168 Could you save his life with yours, 1686 01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:42,547 thus proving that love really does conquer all? 1687 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:46,926 If you don't love him, kill him. 1688 01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:49,637 DAVID: And you're free to go. 1689 01:20:53,432 --> 01:20:54,433 Wow. 1690 01:20:57,144 --> 01:20:59,855 You know, your dedication is impressive. 1691 01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:03,985 It's twisted as fuck, but-- 1692 01:21:07,822 --> 01:21:09,198 [PANTING] 1693 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:10,658 Jay. 1694 01:21:13,744 --> 01:21:16,956 I've spent so long running from love. 1695 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,460 Convinced it would destroy me. 1696 01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:24,463 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1697 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,970 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 1698 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,685 I want the storybook thing. 1699 01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:47,320 It was just one single night... 1700 01:21:51,449 --> 01:21:53,284 but I fell hard for you, Jay. 1701 01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:55,620 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1702 01:22:02,627 --> 01:22:03,878 JAY: No, no, no. 1703 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:05,838 - No, no, no. Don't do that. - [SHAW AND DAVID LAUGHING] 1704 01:22:05,921 --> 01:22:07,757 No! No, hey. 1705 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,467 Hey. Hey, no. 1706 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:11,844 - No, no! Ally! - Forgive me. 1707 01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:15,514 - [DAVID LAUGHING] - [SHAW GASPING] 1708 01:22:16,390 --> 01:22:19,143 [SHAW GROANING, GASPING] 1709 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,979 - [DAVID CONTINUES LAUGHING] - Huh? 1710 01:22:23,314 --> 01:22:24,690 Baby, no! 1711 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:27,068 - Come on. - JAY: [GROANS] Oh, you shot me. 1712 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:29,070 ALLY: Sorry, I overcorrected. 1713 01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:31,280 - That's a lucky fucking shot. - [DAVID GRUNTING ANGRILY] 1714 01:22:32,573 --> 01:22:35,034 [SCREAMING] 1715 01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:37,953 - [GUN CLICKS] - [SHOUTS] 1716 01:22:38,371 --> 01:22:39,497 - Ally? - [COUGHING] 1717 01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:40,915 Did you mean what you said? 1718 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:43,084 [GRUNTS] Come on. 1719 01:22:43,709 --> 01:22:45,002 SHAW: [IN SINGSONG] Pookie. 1720 01:22:45,836 --> 01:22:47,296 Chop that pretty boy up. 1721 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,923 I'm gonna have fun with this one. 1722 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:51,175 - ALLY: No. No. - Oh, yes, Mommy. 1723 01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:52,718 - No! No! - [GRUNTS] 1724 01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:54,303 Don't you fucking touch him! No! 1725 01:22:54,387 --> 01:22:56,514 [WHIMPERS] No! 1726 01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,182 No! 1727 01:22:58,265 --> 01:23:00,643 [PANTING] 1728 01:23:02,269 --> 01:23:04,021 You shouldn't have shot me, bitch. 1729 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,068 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1730 01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,405 [ALLY AND SHAW GRUNTING] 1731 01:23:12,488 --> 01:23:13,572 [GROANS] 1732 01:23:13,656 --> 01:23:14,740 DAVID: Hey, hey, come on. 1733 01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:17,034 Look at her go. 1734 01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:19,328 [GROANS] 1735 01:23:19,412 --> 01:23:20,705 [SHAW LAUGHING] 1736 01:23:20,788 --> 01:23:22,748 DAVID: Oh, you don't wanna miss this, do you? 1737 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,126 Isn't she perfect? 1738 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:26,377 You talk too much. 1739 01:23:27,795 --> 01:23:30,005 [SCREAMING] 1740 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:37,096 [SCREAMING] 1741 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:42,059 - [WAX SIZZLING] - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 1742 01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:45,020 I'm gonna fucking kill you both. 1743 01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:46,230 [ALLY YELLING] 1744 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:51,777 [YELPS] 1745 01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:53,112 [YELLING] 1746 01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:57,742 [COUGHING] 1747 01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:01,120 You watching, Jay? 1748 01:24:02,496 --> 01:24:04,248 I want you to see her die. 1749 01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:06,625 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 1750 01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:11,672 Love hurts, bitch. [GRUNTS] 1751 01:24:12,006 --> 01:24:14,133 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1752 01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:21,932 - [THUNDER BREAKING] - [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 1753 01:24:22,016 --> 01:24:23,267 [GRUNTING] 1754 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,238 [GROANING, CHOKING] 1755 01:24:36,322 --> 01:24:38,365 [SCREAMING] 1756 01:24:39,033 --> 01:24:40,659 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1757 01:24:43,162 --> 01:24:45,080 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1758 01:24:45,915 --> 01:24:49,084 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1759 01:24:49,752 --> 01:24:51,295 [FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1760 01:25:04,016 --> 01:25:06,018 [CHOKING, WHEEZING] 1761 01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:22,535 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1762 01:25:35,172 --> 01:25:36,715 Your day fucking sucks. 1763 01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:42,346 Jay. 1764 01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:44,306 Jay. Hey. 1765 01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:46,058 Hey. 1766 01:25:46,892 --> 01:25:47,893 JAY: Hi, you. 1767 01:25:48,269 --> 01:25:49,270 ALLY: Hey. 1768 01:25:49,603 --> 01:25:50,938 [BREATH TREMBLING] 1769 01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:56,694 I think you got over your fear of blood. 1770 01:25:56,819 --> 01:25:57,903 [CHUCKLES] 1771 01:25:58,195 --> 01:26:00,281 [GROWLING] I'm gonna kill you. 1772 01:26:00,364 --> 01:26:02,074 I'll fucking kill you. 1773 01:26:02,575 --> 01:26:04,243 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - [GRUNTS] 1774 01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:13,294 [CHUCKLES] 1775 01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:15,379 [PANTING] 1776 01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:18,841 Planet saved. 1777 01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:22,219 Planet saved. 1778 01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:24,805 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADING] 1779 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:32,354 [THUNDER BREAKING] 1780 01:26:42,740 --> 01:26:44,700 [APPLAUSE] 1781 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:45,951 [CORKS POP] 1782 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:47,953 [RINGS CLINKING ON GLASS] 1783 01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:50,956 Now, if you told me that, a year ago, 1784 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,919 I'd be drinking [LAUGHS] to the highest recorded sales 1785 01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:57,004 in Crystal Cane history, I'd say, 1786 01:26:57,087 --> 01:26:59,757 "Y'all just a lying sack of hot trash." 1787 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:02,593 - [LAUGHTER] - But... here we are. 1788 01:27:02,676 --> 01:27:03,802 WOMAN: Whoo! 1789 01:27:03,886 --> 01:27:07,473 And it's all thanks to these two marketing mavens. 1790 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:10,559 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 1791 01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:13,103 Right here. These two. 1792 01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,065 Now, Ally. I am, 1793 01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:17,816 believe it or not, mildly devastated 1794 01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:19,526 that this is your last day. 1795 01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:22,905 But I am proud of you for going, pursuing your dreams, 1796 01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:24,698 going back to doctor school. 1797 01:27:24,782 --> 01:27:27,159 All told, I hope that you're better with a needle 1798 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,786 than you are with a pitch deck! [LAUGHS] 1799 01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:30,704 [LAUGHTER] 1800 01:27:31,580 --> 01:27:32,873 To success! 1801 01:27:32,957 --> 01:27:34,750 - ALL: To success! - To success. 1802 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:35,834 Wait. 1803 01:27:37,461 --> 01:27:38,462 To love. 1804 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:41,507 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1805 01:27:45,552 --> 01:27:46,553 Hey, baby. 1806 01:27:47,137 --> 01:27:48,138 Hi. 1807 01:27:48,514 --> 01:27:50,140 [GRUNTS] What did I miss? 1808 01:27:50,224 --> 01:27:52,309 Hey, do you think it's weird having a date here 1809 01:27:52,393 --> 01:27:54,103 after everything that happened? 1810 01:27:54,186 --> 01:27:55,479 Nope. Not to me. 1811 01:27:56,355 --> 01:27:58,607 This is where I realized I was in love with you. 1812 01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:01,527 So, feels symbolic. 1813 01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:03,153 [LAUGHS] Okay. Symbolic? 1814 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,030 You think it's symb-- 1815 01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:08,909 Listen, don't freak out. Don't freak out. 1816 01:28:08,993 --> 01:28:11,370 I know stuff like this can freak you out, but... 1817 01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,333 Ally, this has been the best year of my life. 1818 01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,502 [SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1819 01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:19,586 So... 1820 01:28:21,588 --> 01:28:23,090 will you move in with me? 1821 01:28:32,391 --> 01:28:33,392 Jay, I-- 1822 01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:36,729 I don't know what to say. 1823 01:28:38,063 --> 01:28:40,816 Yeah, no. I know where that's going. 1824 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,192 - It's okay. - No, I-- 1825 01:28:42,276 --> 01:28:43,902 - I don't want a key. - [CHUCKLES] 1826 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:47,114 I don't want a key. 1827 01:28:51,535 --> 01:28:52,536 I want you. 1828 01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:03,839 [LAUGHS] 1829 01:29:06,425 --> 01:29:07,676 Jay Simmonds... 1830 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:11,638 will you marry me? 1831 01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,600 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC SWELLS] 1832 01:29:23,067 --> 01:29:24,068 Yes. 1833 01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:26,612 - Yes? - Yes. Yes. 1834 01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:30,032 A million fucking times, yes. 1835 01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:33,285 ["YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE" BY THE SUPREMES PLAYING] 1836 01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:36,914 [HORNS HONKING] 1837 01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:41,335 I need love, love to ease my mind 1838 01:29:41,627 --> 01:29:43,921 I need to find, find 1839 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,881 Someone to call mine 1840 01:29:45,964 --> 01:29:49,009 But Mama said you can't hurry love 1841 01:29:49,093 --> 01:29:51,678 No, you just have to wait 1842 01:29:51,762 --> 01:29:54,723 She said love don't come easy 1843 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:57,226 It's a game of give and take 1844 01:29:57,559 --> 01:29:58,977 You can't hurry love 1845 01:29:59,061 --> 01:30:01,438 No, you just have to wait 1846 01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:04,566 You gotta trust give it time 1847 01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:07,069 No matter how long it takes 1848 01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:11,240 But how many heartaches must I stand 1849 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:13,742 Before I find a love 1850 01:30:13,951 --> 01:30:16,161 To let me live again? 1851 01:30:16,370 --> 01:30:18,747 Right now the only thing 1852 01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:21,250 That keeps me hanging on 1853 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:23,794 When I feel my strength 1854 01:30:24,211 --> 01:30:25,796 Yeah, it's almost gone 1855 01:30:25,879 --> 01:30:28,257 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love 1856 01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:31,552 No, you just have to wait 1857 01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:34,680 She said love don't come easy 1858 01:30:34,888 --> 01:30:36,974 It's a game of give and take 1859 01:30:37,057 --> 01:30:38,851 How long must I wait? 1860 01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:41,311 How much more can I take 1861 01:30:41,770 --> 01:30:44,398 Before loneliness 1862 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:47,067 Will cause my heart heart to break? 1863 01:30:47,151 --> 01:30:48,735 No, I can't bear 1864 01:30:48,819 --> 01:30:51,113 To live my life alone 1865 01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:54,366 I grow impatient for a love 1866 01:30:54,449 --> 01:30:56,285 To call my own 1867 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,495 But when I feel that I 1868 01:30:58,704 --> 01:31:01,081 I can't go on 1869 01:31:01,915 --> 01:31:03,834 These precious words 1870 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,544 Keeps me hanging on 1871 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:08,213 - I remember Mama said - You can't hurry love 1872 01:31:08,297 --> 01:31:11,592 No, you just have to wait 1873 01:31:11,675 --> 01:31:14,720 She said love don't come easy 1874 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,555 It's a game of give and take 1875 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:18,432 You can't hurry love... 1876 01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:20,517 - [SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY] - [PHONE VIBRATING] 1877 01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:24,688 Hello? 1878 01:31:24,771 --> 01:31:26,106 [DISTORTED VOICE OVER PHONE] Roses are red, 1879 01:31:26,190 --> 01:31:27,983 violets are blue. 1880 01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:32,112 Guess who just took a picture of you? 1881 01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:33,822 Who is this? 1882 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,283 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Relax, bitch. 1883 01:31:36,366 --> 01:31:37,367 Too soon? 1884 01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:39,328 Monica, that's not funny! 1885 01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:40,913 [LAUGHS] Where even are you? 1886 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:42,789 Did you get it? 1887 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,416 Of course I got it. Are you kidding me? 1888 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,960 You look super cute. I mean, I would have gotten a manicure, 1889 01:31:47,044 --> 01:31:48,587 but I told you that, and you're fine with that. 1890 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:50,714 You're a natural gal. You look great. 1891 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:54,468 Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés. Love you. 1892 01:31:54,551 --> 01:31:56,178 - [KISSING] - [LINE CLICKS, BEEPS] 1893 01:31:56,261 --> 01:31:58,138 Ally? Hello? 1894 01:31:58,222 --> 01:32:00,515 {\an8}[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1895 01:33:49,207 --> 01:33:51,585 [SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1896 01:36:49,888 --> 01:36:53,099 [SLOW, HEAVY BREATHING] 1897 01:36:57,229 --> 01:36:59,231 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 1898 01:37:02,776 --> 01:37:03,944 [MUSIC FADES] 126772

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