Original subtitles

I can't get into a love song

That's sung for a million people

This town critically tells me to love someone, but it's just

Easy love! Easy come! Easy go!

The future is much more realistic than I imagined

It looks like cars won't be flying for a while

And once again today, I'm on the subway

Left behind by the silent strangers and the town...

So I'm lonely lonely Even on nights so lonely we're about to break

Lonely lonely It's only you who stays true to their original love

Lonely lonely Every day when I'm freezing and missing you

I've decided not to force myself to say what I can't say

That person is the only one who can make my heart hot

I wish I could forget...

Love me Love Me This heart is strong yet weak

Kiss me Kiss me On nights when I'm alone and desperate

Nobody knows what means love so

Do you know how love song goes on?

Fuyutsuki

Wow!

It was a really nice meal

Fuyutsuki got a love letter!

Oh, good morning.

Nothing has changed. No one thinks of what I need.

It's a sign of how popular you are.

Mr. Onizuka received some, too.

Great! Are these all mine?

I must be popular.

But these are all postcards.

I wasn't sure if I should give these to you...

...and I was holding them until now.

They've accumulated this much. Cursed chain letters.

Cursed chain letters?

Chain letters?

To Kunio Murai

Yes. Finally it came to me.

Hmm... let me see.

"This is a cursed chain letter."

"Please send the same letter to 13 people within 24 hours."

"If you don't, bad things will happen to you and your family..."

"...one after another."

"On the seventh day, death will visit you."

You have many enemies.

Oh, shut up!

It is an interesting trick based on human psychology.

The one who wrote the letter must be a fool.

What? Don't you know the curse of this letter?

I've heard it's the reason why Morita, on the soccer team, broke a bone...

...he didn't write the chain letter.

What? Are you serious?

Yeah, I've heard that, too.

A student's house burned down after he burned a chain letter.

Wow...!

I have no choice but to write the letters. I don't want to be cursed.

What?

What are you doing?

Don't get caught up in this.

You're just a spectator. What are you gonna do if I get cursed?

Spectator?

Oh, these...!

These are the chain letters that came to me. 233 in total.

Oh, no...

I can't take this.

You will definitely be cursed, Onizuka.

The curse from the chain letters says you'll die on the seventh day.

Are you serious?

When I was playing Kokkuri-san (occult game)...

...you told me that's superstition.

Kokkuri-san and chain letters are different!

You talk about curses and haunting. They aren't real.

They are just superstition. Superstition.

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Look. It's the curse! The chain letter's curse has started.

I will be cursed, too.

Don't worry, Murai.

If you send the letters, you won't be cursed.

How could this be a curse?

The flame burned my butt. Ouch!

Damn! It hurts.

I wonder how it looks.

Death

Death?!

The curse from the chain letter says you'll die on the seventh day.

Can't, can't be...

Oh, I'm sorry, Mister.

This Week's Horoscope

"If you are born under the sign of Leo..."

"...you'll get into unexpected trouble."

"Money, love, all the worst. Watch out for accidents."

I certainly won't have any luck.

Maybe I shouldn't get on my motorcycle this week.

Watch out!

As they said, I've been seriously cursed.

See you later.

To Kunio Murai

What's this?

Hey, Kikuchi.

This morning I received another weird letter.

Like this?

You, too?

I suspect everyone in this class received it.

Onizuka.

What are you wearing?

Isn't it obvious? To ward off evil.

I mean to keep myself away from the chain letter curse.

Just as I thought! It was you!

You must be the one who distributed the weird chain letters in this class.

Why do you say that?

Well, look at it carefully.

You misspelled "curse." You used the character for "spicy."

Misfortune

You're the only one who could make such a mistake.

How do you read it? Spiced?

We'll be spiced within seven days? What does it mean?

I see. Even if we eat hot curry or noodle, we won't taste the spice.

I had no choice. Seriously, I'll be killed by the curse.

How could you, as a teacher, betray your own students?

Oh, no. My left shoulder suddenly feels pain!

I feel like something is on it.

It may be the mizuko curse.

Shut up. I'm telling you, I'm still a virgin.

You made fun of me yesterday. Just put a magnetic pad on it.

A magnetic pad?

Do you think those charms can really take away all the curses?

What?

If you are doing it, you might as well do it all.

Do it all?

Like this. Is this enough?

No, you haven't written on everything yet.

Don't you know the story of Miminashi Hoichi?

What?! This place, too?

That's right. Hmm... Perfect!

Whew... I almost became no-Chin (penis) Teacher Onizuka.

Excuse me, could you be a bit more quiet, Mr. Onizuka?

Oh, well... this...

Oh, no, Fuyutsuki. I can explain.

Go away.

Ouch!

School Infirmary

Ouch, ouch!

Don't move.

Oh, shit. I've really been receiving the letter's curse.

Fuyutsuki hates me now.

It's a coincidence. Coincidence.

When coincidence happens again and again...

...people tend to think there is a special meaning.

It's written in Jung's book.

How could the scar become a death symbol?

Look at this.

This character's left side and right side are switched.

That's why it becomes "death" when reflected in a mirror.

Oh, this means...

...I will die on the sixth day if I don't do anything.

Hmm. No choice.

I can introduce you to a good person.

Good person?

Yes, it's the perfect person for you in the current situation.

How do you know this place?

Never mind. This way.

Excuse me. We are here to ask you to cast away evil.

Eroim essaim, eroim essaim, ekoeko azaraku, ekoeko azaraku...

Oh, shaman.

I've been waiting for you.

Welcome.

It is a curse!

Is he okay?

I can see the death sign on his face.

Pulse 360, and blood pressure 400.

Are you still a human being?

Isn't it better to go home in Nebula M78 (Ultraman's home)?

It's a curse. A curse from the chain letter.

What could've made him this ill, Kanzaki?

Nothing. We just went to cast out the evil.

I guess it had a negative effect on a person like him...

...who's simpleminded.

I've brought medicine from the infirmary.

If he is sick, he'd better take something.

That's right. Rather than discussing the curse right now...

...it may be better to lower his blood pressure by giving him Nifedipine.

If I had this much, I guess something should work.

Read The Instructions Carefully Before Use. Use Only As Directed.

Idiot. You took too much...

Onizuka!

Sensei!

Kichijoji Hospital

Hmmm.

How does it look, Doc?

Is something wrong with me?

Something wrong?

With that pulse and blood pressure, you should have been dead.

Anyway, we need to hospitalize you for a few days for observation.

What? Hospitalization?

Yes, hospitalization.

Until yesterday I had no problem, but now I'm in the hospital.

That means the curse is getting to me...

I heard the shadow clearly appeared in the x-ray.

Poor thing. It's the last stage of cancer, isn't it?

He has at most one month...

I heard he's a teacher.

Anyway, we have to take care of him until he dies.

Teacher? Is it me?

No way.

I had no problems until yesterday.

This is...

Excuse me.

Are you all right, Mr. Onizuka?

Mr. Onizuka?

Oh, Fuyutsuki.

Life is a temporary existence, isn't it?

What's the matter with you, Mr. Onizuka?

I'm sorry.

I just panicked.

I've heard I have cancer and only have a month to live.

No way. It can't be true. Onizuka.

May I ask you for a little time?

He isn't anywhere.

Yeah, he isn't at the hospital, either.

He cleaned up his room.

What was he thinking? He disappeared without a word.

Ms. Fuyutsuki.

Do you know anything?

What?

Ms. Fuyutsuki!

Well...

What is it? Tell us!

As a matter of fact...

...Mr. Onizuka has...

...cancer, I guess.

That's a lie, isn't it?

Yesterday, after the diagnosis, he had to be hospitalized.

Mr. Onizuka saw his own x-ray...

There were many white spots around his chest.

How could he know it was cancer?

He heard the doctors saying that he wouldn't live long.

No way.

Serves him right. Who could have imagined it?

Oh, I'm sorry.

That a cockroach, which is hard to kill, could die so easily.

Once again, we don't have a homeroom teacher in Class 3-4.

Miyabi, you...!

What? Is there anything you want to say?

Ms. Fuyutsuki!

You disappeared without saying good-bye... Mr. Onizuka...

Where did you go?

You're nice. You're big.

Stop it!

Drink as much as you want.

This is my farewell party!

He isn't here, is he?

No.

Hey, I can't see.

Sorry.

He isn't here.

Hopeless.

All right!

Toru, you look good!

It's my best!

Computer Lab

This is...

Oops.

Oh, tobacco...

Ouch.

I'm gonna die anyway.

It's a pity to die a virgin.

This time...

Onizuka!

Fuyutsuki!

You've made us worry. Where were you?

Leave me alone. I'm already...

Don't run away.

You don't die.

You've always cheated death.

If you believe in the cure, it will cure you.

People often say "illness is a state of mind."

How can you say such a thing like that to a dying man?

Look at this. I've bought a lot of Agaricus mushrooms.

They are good for cancer.

And Mr. Monta Mino said on TV...

...Miso soup is good, too. I'll make it with the mushrooms.

I'll make it every day.

So...

So even if there isn't much time left, don't give up!

Fuyutsuki.

Hey, Kikuchi!

Murai!

What's the matter, Kikuchi?

Yoshikawa, Kanzaki, where is Onizuka?

He isn't anywhere.

Don't worry about that, I found out about it.

What?

Onizuka's illness. I hacked the hospital records.

What he thinks is the cursed cancer...

Wait, Onizuka.

I need to mentally prepare myself...

Don't worry. Leave it to me.

But here...

Fuyutsuki...

I understand you've agreed. Okay?

I have no regrets in my life.

Sensei!

Sensei!

Everyone!

I've found Mr. Onizuka!

Mr. Onizuka. Are you all right?

That's cruel.

Onizuka!

You all!

What are you doing?

Teacher. You don't have cancer.

But I saw the x-ray. There were many white spots on it.

They were... Turn around and show us your back.

Like this? What?

The white spots are those magnetic pads.

Cancer never shows up so clearly.

Really?

I've checked the hospital records. They didn't find any cancer.

Then why did they put me in the hospital?

When your pulse and blood pressure have...

...such abnormal results, they can't send you home.

Is that all? I'm not going to die?

Wow. I did it!

Mr. Onizuka!

Hey, Fuyutsuki... Please, let's put this behind us.

Leave me alone!

I've always thought curses were a hoax.

How could he say that?

Curses don't work for Onizuka...

...he's like an indestructible cockroach.

But I wonder who began the chain letter in the first place?

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Tomoko. You don't have time to read fan letters.

All right.

What?

Oh, no. A chain letter again!

Do I need to send it to 13 people again?

Hmmm. I have only my classmates' addresses.

Mr. Onizuka, Kikuchi, Yoshikawa...

Tomoko! Hurry up!

Yes! I'm coming!

You can't love everyone

It's only for the one you love

No breaking your faith or doubting

Don't you judge or hate?

Just stay innocent

Am I hurting anyone?

My emotion quietly blazes Deep inside my eyes

I am so happy that I found you

In the infinity of eternal time

What is there for me to do?

It may be small now

But the fire cannot go out

A tear is about to drop

Hold it back in your chest

Live strong every moment

Like a single drop of your tear

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What? Enjo Kosai?

How could this happen?

Yo, Yo, Yo... Yoshiko!

You can't escape anymore. Give up.

I'll take you to heaven.

Yoshiko! Wait for me! Your father is coming! Yoshiko!