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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,003 --> 00:00:41,371 ♪ They say music is the food of love ♪ 2 00:00:41,373 --> 00:00:44,807 ♪ Let's see if you are hungry enough ♪ 3 00:00:44,809 --> 00:00:47,876 ♪ Take a bite, take another ♪ 4 00:00:47,878 --> 00:00:51,079 ♪ Just like a good boy would ♪ 5 00:00:51,081 --> 00:00:54,415 ♪ Get a sweet thing on the side ♪ 6 00:00:54,417 --> 00:00:57,351 ♪ Home cooking, homicide ♪ 7 00:00:57,353 --> 00:01:00,520 ♪ Side order Could be your daughter ♪ 8 00:01:00,522 --> 00:01:03,022 ♪ Finger-licking good ♪ 9 00:01:06,727 --> 00:01:10,095 ♪ Come on baby, eat the rich ♪ 10 00:01:10,097 --> 00:01:12,530 ♪ Put the bite on the son of a bitch ♪ 11 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:16,333 ♪ Don't mess up Don't you give me no switch ♪ 12 00:01:16,335 --> 00:01:19,669 ♪ Come on baby and eat the rich ♪ 13 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:23,039 ♪ C'mon baby and eat the rich ♪ 14 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,042 ♪ Sittin' here in a hired tuxedo ♪ 15 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,678 ♪ You wanna see my bacon torpedo ♪ 16 00:01:42,392 --> 00:01:44,592 Mm... 17 00:01:50,298 --> 00:01:53,399 Hm... 18 00:01:53,401 --> 00:01:56,869 Mm... 19 00:02:04,476 --> 00:02:07,777 Their nipples were much too small! 20 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:13,948 Anyway, I got the two Scottish castles, 21 00:02:13,950 --> 00:02:17,384 I've got the Greek island, and I've got 15 Maseratis, 22 00:02:17,386 --> 00:02:21,954 all classics, of course. So I suppose you could say I'm stinking rich. 23 00:02:23,557 --> 00:02:26,824 Excuse me. The baby panda, is it fried in honey? 24 00:02:26,826 --> 00:02:29,560 Of course, ma'am. 25 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,803 Oh, no. 26 00:02:43,805 --> 00:02:46,872 Very good. I mean, where else can you eat 27 00:02:46,874 --> 00:02:49,541 for 200 pounds a head? 28 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:52,243 You're very beautiful. 29 00:02:52,245 --> 00:02:54,578 There you go. 30 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:58,181 Tasty bit of service, that. 31 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:07,856 Come on, fatty, hurry up. 32 00:03:07,858 --> 00:03:09,457 I'm awfully sorry. 33 00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:13,027 Told you it was good. Anyway, we're in a bad lunch. 34 00:03:13,029 --> 00:03:15,863 Look, Derek, forget funk rap. It's dead. 35 00:03:15,865 --> 00:03:17,731 The kids are getting hooked on socialism. 36 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:22,167 And Terry's got it real bad next year. 37 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:26,137 OK. Let's sack the blacks and sign the reds. 38 00:03:35,646 --> 00:03:39,314 Oi! Where's my fucking tip?! 39 00:03:45,421 --> 00:03:47,287 Excuse me. 40 00:03:47,289 --> 00:03:50,156 Out of the way, please. Come on. Move. 41 00:03:50,158 --> 00:03:52,992 Out of the way. 42 00:03:52,994 --> 00:03:55,027 Excuse me. Out of the way, please. Come on. 43 00:03:55,029 --> 00:03:58,363 Move. Move it, cow. 44 00:03:58,365 --> 00:04:00,197 Move. 45 00:04:08,371 --> 00:04:10,237 Bastard! 46 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:19,178 Be more polite to the customers, Alex, or you're fired. 47 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:21,346 Shut your face. 48 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:24,349 I'm gonna give you one more chance. 49 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:29,954 I want to tell you that we're all pretty tired of your attitude. 50 00:04:29,956 --> 00:04:33,891 I mean, why can't you be more like Mark? 51 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:40,463 He is aggressive, yes. 52 00:04:40,465 --> 00:04:44,266 But at least he's mysterious about it. 53 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:49,070 ♪ I was born to rock and roll ♪ 54 00:04:52,874 --> 00:04:55,474 ♪ I was built ♪ 55 00:04:58,445 --> 00:05:01,379 ♪ For speed ♪ 56 00:05:01,381 --> 00:05:04,014 ♪ La la la ♪ 57 00:05:04,016 --> 00:05:07,884 ♪ La la la la ♪ 58 00:05:07,886 --> 00:05:10,353 ♪ La la la ♪ 59 00:05:10,355 --> 00:05:12,254 ♪ La la ♪ 60 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,395 Oh, Janice. 61 00:05:21,397 --> 00:05:22,896 Yes, Commander Fortune? 62 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:24,631 If the CIA calls, 63 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:27,634 just say I've popped out to... 64 00:05:27,636 --> 00:05:29,868 buy some socks. 65 00:05:31,805 --> 00:05:35,473 Very well, Commander Fortune. 66 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:47,317 Have you seen who's on table eight? 67 00:05:47,319 --> 00:05:50,553 - Who? - John Steenbeck. The movie director. 68 00:05:50,555 --> 00:05:55,424 Not the John Steenbeck, who made Interesting Teenagers? 69 00:05:55,426 --> 00:05:59,194 That, over there. The good-looking one. 70 00:06:13,175 --> 00:06:16,476 My name's Steenbeck. John Steenbeck. 71 00:06:16,478 --> 00:06:19,779 I'm casting a major motion picture in this country. 72 00:06:19,781 --> 00:06:24,283 We're looking for someone to play the part of the good-looking young psychopath. 73 00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:27,653 I hear you're an actor, is that right? 74 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:32,157 Uh... what do you mean, actor? 75 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:36,927 Somebody who walks and talks the way I want. Then I photograph them. 76 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:41,497 Well, uh, I walk and I talk 77 00:06:41,499 --> 00:06:43,832 any damn way I choose. 78 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:45,900 Excuse me. Are you ready to order? 79 00:06:45,902 --> 00:06:49,136 What I really find most interesting is he's got that sort of face 80 00:06:49,138 --> 00:06:52,239 where you're not quite sure what he's gonna do next. 81 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:56,109 - It's most unnerving. - Oh, he's wonderful! 82 00:06:56,111 --> 00:07:00,847 Listen, honey. If you're looking for new, young, violent faces in the cinema, 83 00:07:00,849 --> 00:07:05,884 then I think you'd better look at mine because I'm up to here in social grievances. 84 00:07:05,886 --> 00:07:09,621 Look, love, I'm sorry, but you're just not what we're looking for. 85 00:07:09,623 --> 00:07:14,459 Oh, no! This is the man we're interested in! This one is the pits! 86 00:07:14,461 --> 00:07:18,563 Oh, but I can be ever so unnerving. Look! 87 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:22,666 You've carried yourself once too often, Alex. 88 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:25,401 - You're fired! 89 00:07:27,505 --> 00:07:29,438 Bye! 90 00:08:06,909 --> 00:08:09,075 Phase four. 91 00:08:30,197 --> 00:08:32,664 It's all good stuff. 92 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:46,643 - Suicide mission, is it? - Yes. 93 00:08:46,645 --> 00:08:50,346 So I, um, shan't be seeing you again then. 94 00:08:50,348 --> 00:08:52,781 No. 95 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,349 All right. 96 00:09:04,493 --> 00:09:08,560 Yes. I've got no money, and nowhere to live. 97 00:09:08,562 --> 00:09:11,963 But at least I've still got all my friends. 98 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:15,266 Oh, really? 99 00:09:15,268 --> 00:09:21,438 Well, couldn't I sleep in that little cupboard under the stairs? 100 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:27,277 Oh, really? Yes, well, I've always hated you too. 101 00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:30,012 Drop dead, fuckface! 102 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:34,282 Gerry! 103 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:40,354 We're gonna check out the scene here. 104 00:09:40,356 --> 00:09:44,157 - Stick around. - Gerry! Hey, Gerry! My best friend! 105 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:47,293 Hi, Alex. 106 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:51,296 - Can I come in with you? - What's the matter? You broke? 107 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:54,365 Oh, yeah. I lost my job and got no money 108 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:57,568 and I'm totally homeless. 109 00:09:57,570 --> 00:10:00,437 Shit. What a drag. 110 00:10:00,439 --> 00:10:04,240 - Yeah. - Well, it's really nice to see you, Alex. 111 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,744 - Hey, Alex. - Yeah? 112 00:10:09,746 --> 00:10:13,613 You wanna get indoors. You'll get soaked out here. 113 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,423 They're on their way. 114 00:10:31,796 --> 00:10:34,863 Good evening. This is the BBC. 115 00:10:34,865 --> 00:10:40,134 Now a political broadcast from the new Home Secretary, Nosher Powell MP. 116 00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:42,769 Oi! Sh! He's on! 117 00:10:42,771 --> 00:10:46,305 - Evening, voters. 118 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:50,775 Some people in this country are very, very rich. 119 00:10:50,777 --> 00:10:55,578 But most of you are very, very poor. 120 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:59,281 You know why?! 121 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:01,616 Because you're all lazy vultures! 122 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:05,552 Yeah! Your country needs money! 123 00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:10,589 And you can't get enough money! 124 00:11:10,591 --> 00:11:13,358 So I tell you what we're gonna do! 125 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,593 We're gonna close more hospitals 126 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:19,129 and we're gonna build more rockets! 127 00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:23,266 Boo! 128 00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:47,221 Excuse me. Could you spare us a bit of your paper to sleep under? 129 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:51,525 No, fuck off! 130 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:54,961 Oh, go on. Just the sports page. 131 00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:04,235 All right. 132 00:12:21,785 --> 00:12:26,454 Excuse me, we're from Ethiopia. Got price of a cup of tea? 133 00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:47,707 Take this, commoners. We oppressed should stick together. 134 00:12:52,613 --> 00:12:55,280 Stand back. Stand back. 135 00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:23,738 It's now exactly two hours and 40 minutes since the police sealed off this street 136 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,073 which leads to the embassy. 137 00:13:26,075 --> 00:13:31,912 And we've just heard that the Home Secretary himself is on his way to supervise the siege. 138 00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:47,026 We are not your enemy! 139 00:13:47,028 --> 00:13:50,629 We have suffered too long! 140 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:55,800 All we want is just our freedom and rights in our own country! 141 00:13:55,802 --> 00:14:03,006 - Yeah! - Rise up and kill your oppressor! 142 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:08,044 - Freedom of the oppressed! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 143 00:14:10,581 --> 00:14:13,949 Oi, Sambo, move out the way! 144 00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:29,263 - What's going on here? - I'm afraid it's something of a waiting game, 145 00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:33,667 - Home Secretary. - Don't give me that bollocks. 146 00:14:33,669 --> 00:14:37,137 Oi! Sinbad! You see that? 147 00:14:37,139 --> 00:14:40,540 I'll put that... soon as you come down! 148 00:14:42,443 --> 00:14:45,944 Here, hold that. I'm going in. 149 00:15:02,328 --> 00:15:05,329 - Excuse me. - Oh, it's all right. I'm with him. 150 00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:07,764 Oh, of course. Sorry. 151 00:15:12,169 --> 00:15:14,135 Nosh! 152 00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:18,738 Nosh! 153 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,108 Nosh! Nosh! 154 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:26,978 ♪ You know the rules You all know the game ♪ 155 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:30,314 ♪ Try to do what's right ♪ 156 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,916 ♪ And I swear I can't complain ♪ 157 00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:37,387 - Nosh! - ♪ If I die tonight ♪ 158 00:15:37,389 --> 00:15:41,124 - ♪ But I don't think it's in the stars ♪ - Nosh! 159 00:15:41,126 --> 00:15:43,226 - Nosh! - What? 160 00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:46,696 Look! 161 00:15:46,698 --> 00:15:48,664 Go on, then! Jump! 162 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:53,902 Who's storming this place? You or me? 163 00:15:53,904 --> 00:15:57,238 Well, keep your mouth shut! Right! 164 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,508 - History. - Who stormed the Iranian Embassy in 1984? 165 00:16:17,955 --> 00:16:19,554 Oh! 166 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:25,259 ♪ See me running all around the world ♪ 167 00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:28,094 - ♪ Trying to make some time ♪ 168 00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,831 Back and forth! 169 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:37,968 You don't mean the Israeli ambassador, surely? 170 00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,237 Come out! 171 00:16:41,239 --> 00:16:43,005 Both of you! 172 00:16:43,007 --> 00:16:46,875 - Now, what's it all about? - He started it. 173 00:16:46,877 --> 00:16:49,177 - Shut up! You! - They took our country! 174 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:51,579 - It was ours first. - No, it wasn't. 175 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,013 - Was. - Wasn't! 176 00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,547 Shut up! 177 00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:58,384 Now, I don't care whose fault it is. 178 00:16:58,386 --> 00:17:01,987 I just don't want no more interruptions, got it? 179 00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:06,257 Now, you give him back his country. 180 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,093 And you, smart yourself out. 181 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:13,397 Well, he's done it. It's absolutely incredible. 182 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:17,234 Single handedly, this man has tackled the Middle East crisis head on. 183 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,936 They said it couldn't be done, and he's done it. 184 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,939 I don't think we need to wait for the public opinion polls to know that 185 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:26,908 today's piece of work won't bring any harm at all for the next election. 186 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:30,778 Fascist bully! 187 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:34,481 Nosher! Nosher! 188 00:17:45,893 --> 00:17:48,593 Got some nice NATO stuff this time. 189 00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:51,195 How's that? 190 00:17:54,099 --> 00:17:56,799 Oh, very good. 191 00:17:56,801 --> 00:17:59,635 Yes. 192 00:17:59,637 --> 00:18:03,805 Yes, well done, Spider. 193 00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,377 Now then, what are we going to do 194 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,279 about the Home Secretary? 195 00:18:12,281 --> 00:18:15,582 Yeah. 196 00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:18,851 Who'd have thought the shrivelled up bastard would have got that lucky? 197 00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:24,222 You realize that Cockney fascist could ruin all our plans if he wins the election. 198 00:18:24,224 --> 00:18:26,524 Yeah. 199 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,061 Are we gonna chop him, then? 200 00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:34,898 Couldn't we put out a rumour he's gay? 201 00:18:52,817 --> 00:18:56,185 Do you speak English? 202 00:18:56,187 --> 00:19:00,422 Yes, and I can tie my own shoelaces too. 203 00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:03,324 Were you born in this country? 204 00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:06,894 Look, you're not writing my life story, honey. 205 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:11,331 Just give me a nice state handout and I'll be on my way. 206 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:16,034 - What's your address? - Look, I've told you, I'm homeless. 207 00:19:16,036 --> 00:19:19,670 Well, then, we've nowhere to send your gyro, have we? 208 00:19:19,672 --> 00:19:24,207 Yeah, that's right. So why don't you just give it to me right now? 209 00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:28,977 Look, I haven't eaten for two days. 210 00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:32,113 I could pass out at any moment, right here. 211 00:19:32,115 --> 00:19:35,282 - Right now! 212 00:19:35,284 --> 00:19:38,752 You pass out where you like. But you're not getting any money 213 00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:43,489 until I'm satisfied that you're not an unnecessary burden on the state. 214 00:19:43,491 --> 00:19:49,027 Listen, you snotty bitch! Your job is to help the poor and needy! 215 00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:53,998 - Not torment them! - - You're so stupid. 216 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,102 Just for that, I'm gonna lose your file. 217 00:20:00,138 --> 00:20:03,906 Ooh! 218 00:20:08,512 --> 00:20:11,513 Oh! 219 00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:13,882 You've got to help me. 220 00:20:13,884 --> 00:20:19,286 I'm a broken man. I know I'm a lazy bastard and I've got no self respect. 221 00:20:19,288 --> 00:20:22,555 - But please give me my money! - Uh-uh-uh! 222 00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:24,623 You'll only gamble it, won't you? 223 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:29,995 I'm gonna put the money in this drawer until you kick the habit. 224 00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:33,932 Listen, honey, you better give us that money, 225 00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:38,836 - or you're in big trouble. - Really? 226 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,405 And what sort of trouble would that be then? 227 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,306 This. 228 00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:45,608 Oh, my God! 229 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,209 Somebody call the police! 230 00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:50,311 Get the money! 231 00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:06,025 I didn't wanna kill them! 232 00:21:06,027 --> 00:21:08,861 They did it! They made me do it! 233 00:21:08,863 --> 00:21:12,331 I'm sorry, but it's not our fault! 234 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,967 Quick, Ron, get that car before I run out of bullets. 235 00:21:18,171 --> 00:21:21,605 You'd do the same if you had had the guts! 236 00:21:21,607 --> 00:21:26,509 We're just ordinary people who've been pushed too far! 237 00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,914 Get that car! 238 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:35,183 I'm a reporter! What's your story? 239 00:21:35,185 --> 00:21:38,753 Me and him took the law into our own hands. 240 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,522 My God, violence on the dole's going to front cover! 241 00:21:41,524 --> 00:21:44,625 - Who are you? - We're the dispossessed. 242 00:21:44,627 --> 00:21:48,595 Quick pose. Nice one for the kids, nice one with the gun. 243 00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:50,863 Thanks, super, lovely. 244 00:21:56,337 --> 00:22:00,138 ♪ Watch out, watch out ♪ 245 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:04,075 ♪ Just what you need, babe ♪ 246 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:14,040 Isn't it funny how a few seconds with a gun can change our lives? 247 00:23:35,995 --> 00:23:39,529 This is Paulo. He's in chemicals. 248 00:23:39,531 --> 00:23:42,164 Have you met the Bishop of Suffolk? 249 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:43,431 - Please. - How do you do? 250 00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,866 - Very nice to meet you. - Prince Antony, 251 00:23:45,868 --> 00:23:47,934 Miss Fifi Letour. 252 00:23:47,936 --> 00:23:51,671 Oh, my! I'm glad you're here. 253 00:23:51,673 --> 00:23:53,272 Is the Prime Minister with you? 254 00:23:53,274 --> 00:23:54,906 No, he's in Sheffield. 255 00:23:54,908 --> 00:23:58,042 - What a shame. - - Mr. and Mrs... 256 00:23:58,044 --> 00:24:00,711 Lady Caroline, this is Ricky James. 257 00:24:00,713 --> 00:24:02,846 He is trade union leader. 258 00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:05,181 Nice tits. 259 00:24:05,183 --> 00:24:08,651 Shame about the title. Let's dance. 260 00:24:08,653 --> 00:24:12,020 Big tits. 261 00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:16,190 You seem a little lonely, comrade. 262 00:24:16,192 --> 00:24:18,825 - Oh. - Who am I going to introduce you? 263 00:24:18,827 --> 00:24:21,060 Oh, it's all right, love. 264 00:24:21,062 --> 00:24:23,495 I'm only here to debrief somebody. 265 00:24:23,497 --> 00:24:28,900 No, come on. Come on, you can't be a wallflower. 266 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:32,903 This is Fiona. 267 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,572 She collects stamps. 268 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:40,243 I didn't know you were a trade union leader! 269 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:45,014 - Uh-huh. Make you dream. - I know 'cause I've seen you on the TV. 270 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:46,648 But you look much younger in real life. 271 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:49,617 Really? You're not bad looking yourself. 272 00:24:49,619 --> 00:24:53,487 - Is it true you're to be in the news on Monday? - Uh-huh. 273 00:24:53,489 --> 00:24:57,090 - Gonna be absolute chaos. - You bet. 274 00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:21,979 Give me some, will you, Spider? 275 00:25:21,981 --> 00:25:24,881 I ain't touched the bass in months, mate. 276 00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:27,049 Neither has he. 277 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,618 Christ, all right then. 278 00:25:44,431 --> 00:25:47,799 "Dr. Rock. One, two, three! 279 00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:51,502 - ♪ All right, all right ♪ 280 00:25:51,504 --> 00:25:55,038 ♪ I hope you sons of bitches see the light ♪ 281 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,840 ♪ You again, you again ♪ 282 00:25:57,842 --> 00:26:01,276 ♪ I know you've got a mental age of ten ♪ 283 00:26:01,278 --> 00:26:04,012 ♪ Listen up, listen up ♪ 284 00:26:04,014 --> 00:26:07,382 ♪ I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks ♪ 285 00:26:07,384 --> 00:26:10,518 ♪ Come on, you're the one ♪ 286 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,687 ♪ I think I'm going to switch your laser on ♪ 287 00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:17,557 ♪ I've got the medicine you need ♪ 288 00:26:19,794 --> 00:26:24,162 ♪ I've got the power I've got the speed ♪ 289 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:30,167 ♪ I'll find out how to stop your clock ♪ 290 00:26:32,004 --> 00:26:36,740 ♪ We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock ♪ 291 00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:43,612 ♪ Hear me talking, Dr. Rock ♪ 292 00:26:43,614 --> 00:26:46,748 ♪ Lay down, turn around ♪ 293 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,383 ♪ Here come the sister Gonna strip you down ♪ 294 00:26:49,385 --> 00:26:51,985 Cheers. 295 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:56,188 Here. I had another call from Moscow this evening. 296 00:26:56,190 --> 00:26:59,357 And are my cruel paymasters happy? 297 00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:03,394 Well, they wanna know how it's going with, um, 298 00:27:03,396 --> 00:27:08,598 - phase four? - Comrade, there may be just one small problem. 299 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,299 What's that then? 300 00:27:18,042 --> 00:27:21,810 Shall I wait here, Home Secretary? 301 00:27:21,812 --> 00:27:24,913 - Thank you, Clarence. 302 00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:27,849 And don't drink too much, will you, Nosh? 303 00:27:27,851 --> 00:27:30,718 - Bollocks. - Oh... 304 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:35,188 The right honourable Mr. And Mrs. Nosher Powell. 305 00:27:35,190 --> 00:27:37,557 So you are the new Home Secretary? 306 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:41,026 I don't know why they call me that. I can't even type. 307 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,596 - And you must be Mrs. Powell. - Yes. 308 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:49,566 Is the PM and his wife here? My class of friends. 309 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:52,902 His wife is just over there. 310 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,137 Oh, excuse me. 311 00:27:55,139 --> 00:28:01,309 Home Secretary, do let me introduce you to Comrade Karpov of the KGB. 312 00:28:01,311 --> 00:28:05,646 Ah, Mr. Home Secretary! I bring you fraternal greetings 313 00:28:05,648 --> 00:28:09,382 from the peace-loving people of the Soviet Union. 314 00:28:11,686 --> 00:28:15,821 - Is he taking the piss or what? 315 00:28:15,823 --> 00:28:18,924 Can I have a picture of the two of you together, Nosh? 316 00:28:18,926 --> 00:28:20,759 Oh, go on then. Come here. 317 00:28:20,761 --> 00:28:23,461 - Just a bit closer. - How about a wacky one 318 00:28:23,463 --> 00:28:25,663 - for the kids, please, Nosh? - Here. 319 00:28:25,665 --> 00:28:29,799 The only good Russian's a dead one, eh? 320 00:28:29,801 --> 00:28:33,102 One more, please. 321 00:28:33,104 --> 00:28:37,004 It must be nice being married to the Prime Minister. 322 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:41,307 Gorgeous. No other word for it. 323 00:28:41,309 --> 00:28:43,909 Tell me, how are you getting on at Number Ten? 324 00:28:43,911 --> 00:28:47,979 Because your house isn't quite as big as ours, is it? 325 00:28:47,981 --> 00:28:52,083 Yes, but at least my Harry is the most powerful man in the country. 326 00:28:52,085 --> 00:28:57,888 I can assure you, that we just adore our wonderful perks that go with it. 327 00:28:57,890 --> 00:29:02,259 Really? Well, I think I'd just be bored to death 328 00:29:02,261 --> 00:29:07,764 if I were married to a short, chinless, stuck-up figurehead like him. 329 00:29:07,766 --> 00:29:11,867 Yes. But that's where we're different, you see. 330 00:29:11,869 --> 00:29:15,704 I think I'd simply hate it if my Harry 331 00:29:15,706 --> 00:29:19,507 was just a member of the Cabinet, like, um... 332 00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:28,180 - ♪ Hear me talking ♪ 333 00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:30,415 ♪ Dr. Rock ♪ 334 00:29:54,038 --> 00:29:58,039 Now what's all this about you putting railways out on strike? 335 00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:00,608 Nothing. It was a joke. 336 00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:03,510 If one train stops running, 337 00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:06,946 you'll get that right on your mush. 338 00:30:06,948 --> 00:30:10,282 No, don't hit me, Home Secretary. We won't go on strike, I promise. 339 00:30:10,284 --> 00:30:12,217 - Good. 340 00:30:14,887 --> 00:30:18,655 - And don't you ever threaten me again. - I'm sorry. 341 00:30:18,657 --> 00:30:21,190 I didn't know you could play bass like that. 342 00:30:21,192 --> 00:30:23,325 Not a mystery to me, mate. 343 00:30:23,327 --> 00:30:25,727 Do you see that? 344 00:30:25,729 --> 00:30:28,463 Could hardly miss it, could you, governor? 345 00:30:28,465 --> 00:30:30,431 I was afraid that might happen. 346 00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:33,333 Yeah. Still, 347 00:30:33,335 --> 00:30:36,436 you could always try plan B. 348 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:43,308 Hello. 349 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:45,576 Hello. 350 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:49,246 I like your bracelets. 351 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,448 See that? 352 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,451 It's three grams worth of gold. Good, isn't it? 353 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:57,954 Wow! Who are you? 354 00:30:57,956 --> 00:31:02,124 Home Sec. Is that flash or what? 355 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,593 Very. 356 00:31:04,595 --> 00:31:07,829 - You powerful? - Very. 357 00:31:07,831 --> 00:31:11,966 Um... 358 00:31:11,968 --> 00:31:14,601 You don't wanna come back to the limo with me, do you, 359 00:31:14,603 --> 00:31:18,104 and have a little flash or something? 360 00:31:23,744 --> 00:31:27,378 Oh, my leg. My poor, bloody leg. 361 00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:30,113 Let me have a look at it. 362 00:31:31,649 --> 00:31:34,016 Am I gonna bleed to death? 363 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,650 Tell me, Alex. 364 00:31:35,652 --> 00:31:38,352 It's just a flesh wound. 365 00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:42,455 - Oh! - Oh, God! What are we gonna do? 366 00:31:42,457 --> 00:31:46,926 Well, we can give in. Or we can fight. 367 00:31:46,928 --> 00:31:50,596 Fight? Don't be daft. There's only the two of us. 368 00:31:50,598 --> 00:31:54,733 You're wrong. There's millions like us, Ron. 369 00:31:54,735 --> 00:31:57,869 With no hope, no future... 370 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:06,108 All it takes is one man with a dream. 371 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:08,677 Look at... Castro. 372 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:11,079 Oh, I don't know. 373 00:32:11,081 --> 00:32:13,614 Look, we got a few quid. 374 00:32:13,616 --> 00:32:15,749 Why don't we just slip off to Brazil? 375 00:32:15,751 --> 00:32:19,052 You know, start a mini cab business? 376 00:32:19,054 --> 00:32:23,823 Ron, we can run, but we can't hide. 377 00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:27,660 We're fucked then, aren't we? Oh, shit. 378 00:32:30,097 --> 00:32:33,731 Well, we've all got to die sometime. 379 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:38,668 So why not take a few of the bastards with us. 380 00:32:51,682 --> 00:32:54,683 - Nice car. - Yes. 381 00:32:54,685 --> 00:32:57,686 Goes with the job. Park anywhere I like. 382 00:32:57,688 --> 00:33:01,156 Don't get a parking ticket. 383 00:33:01,158 --> 00:33:02,857 Good, isn't it? 384 00:33:02,859 --> 00:33:06,393 How did you get to be Home Secretary? 385 00:33:06,395 --> 00:33:10,396 Ah! What you don't know don't hurt you. 386 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:23,641 You've got a lovely body. 387 00:33:23,643 --> 00:33:25,876 Help yourself. 388 00:33:35,053 --> 00:33:39,288 Whoa! What's it? Home Sec, naughty nibble, eh Nosh? 389 00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:42,291 Kinky Nosh has naughty nibble late at night? 390 00:33:46,897 --> 00:33:49,697 What's the girl's age, Nosh? 391 00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:17,209 Oh, my fucking head! 392 00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:24,982 - Jellied eels, Home Secretary? - Leave me alone. 393 00:35:24,984 --> 00:35:27,784 And who were you rogering last night? 394 00:35:27,786 --> 00:35:30,286 I don't know. I was too pissed to remember. 395 00:35:30,288 --> 00:35:34,089 Well, you'll never make Prime Minister if you can't hold your drink. 396 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:36,357 Look. 397 00:35:36,359 --> 00:35:41,195 I can get heart disease just by being Home Sec. Right? 398 00:35:41,197 --> 00:35:43,897 Well, it's making me drink to excess. 399 00:35:43,899 --> 00:35:47,367 People keep looking at me in supermarkets and saying, 400 00:35:47,369 --> 00:35:50,737 "He's just Home Secretary, you know." 401 00:35:50,739 --> 00:35:53,639 How do you think I feel? 402 00:35:53,641 --> 00:35:56,775 We used to be happy before I made it big in politics. 403 00:35:56,777 --> 00:36:00,712 Well, it's not good enough, Nosh. I want more power and more influence 404 00:36:00,714 --> 00:36:05,249 - and I want it now! - Gimme, gimme, gimme! 405 00:36:05,251 --> 00:36:07,084 More, more, more! 406 00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:10,087 Don't take any notice of him. He's still drunk. 407 00:36:10,089 --> 00:36:14,824 Look! All I wanna do is to win the election 408 00:36:14,826 --> 00:36:17,326 and hold onto all these perks! 409 00:36:17,328 --> 00:36:21,363 Including the flash motor out there! 410 00:36:21,365 --> 00:36:24,298 Oh! 411 00:36:25,334 --> 00:36:28,234 Nosher! 412 00:36:28,236 --> 00:36:30,636 - Who's the girl? - Just a little bit on the side. 413 00:36:30,638 --> 00:36:34,506 - Did she come, Nosh? - You'll have to ask her that. 414 00:36:34,508 --> 00:36:39,711 - Are you a mad pussy hound? - Well, I did what any other man would do with a slut 415 00:36:39,713 --> 00:36:43,814 that waved her bits underneath me. 416 00:36:43,816 --> 00:36:46,883 Nosher! Nosher! 417 00:36:46,885 --> 00:36:50,219 "Siege hero Nosher Powell has done it again. 418 00:36:50,221 --> 00:36:55,156 At long last, Britain has a politician who's proved that he is no slouch 419 00:36:55,158 --> 00:36:59,093 when it comes to giving the housewife a good pushing. 420 00:36:59,095 --> 00:37:02,963 We say Britain needs you. Keep it up, Nosh!!" 421 00:37:02,965 --> 00:37:05,598 Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. 422 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:10,502 - Oh, my God. - That went down like a concrete parachute, didn't it? 423 00:37:10,504 --> 00:37:15,239 We've got to do something, Spider. Moscow is getting impatient. 424 00:37:15,241 --> 00:37:19,676 Couldn't we sort of have him killed? 425 00:37:19,678 --> 00:37:22,478 Yeah. How? 426 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,280 I don't know. 427 00:37:26,916 --> 00:37:29,216 What about one of those, uh, 428 00:37:29,218 --> 00:37:33,019 poison dart things in the shoe? 429 00:37:33,021 --> 00:37:37,423 You know, sort of kick him under the table when he's not looking. 430 00:37:37,425 --> 00:37:39,725 Oi! What's this all about? 431 00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:44,061 I'm afraid it's more inner-city frustration, Home Secretary. 432 00:37:44,063 --> 00:37:46,229 Don't give me all that old Tom tit. 433 00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:50,733 Any more dole queue rumbles like this and it could lose me the election. 434 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:54,936 - Oh, that would be a pity. - What's being done about it? 435 00:37:54,938 --> 00:37:57,571 I'll look into that immediately, Home Secretary. 436 00:37:57,573 --> 00:38:00,807 Good. 'Cause when they find them, you know what I'll do? 437 00:38:00,809 --> 00:38:04,043 I'll put that right on their chin. 438 00:38:10,084 --> 00:38:14,519 We strike first at the monetary system, you know, profits and loss. 439 00:38:14,521 --> 00:38:20,524 If we destroy that, then there's no profit, no loss. 440 00:38:20,526 --> 00:38:23,260 So, what we doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 441 00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:25,795 We've got to find some recruits. 442 00:38:25,797 --> 00:38:29,565 So why has it gotta be in the country? Why can't we do that in the West End? 443 00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:34,002 Look! We don't want all those Kings Road posers! 444 00:38:34,004 --> 00:38:36,938 - They're everything we hate! - Ah, we hate them. 445 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:41,441 - Yes! - Tell me, what other London streets do we hate? 446 00:38:41,443 --> 00:38:46,145 Look, for heaven's sake, haven't you read Karl Marx? 447 00:38:46,147 --> 00:38:49,047 - Is it them? - Yeah, I think so. 448 00:38:49,049 --> 00:38:55,153 All I wanna know is what's got me in the horrible, dirty, bleeding country! 449 00:39:01,961 --> 00:39:06,963 ♪ As we stand outside ♪ 450 00:39:06,965 --> 00:39:11,800 ♪ But I love them most of all ♪ 451 00:39:11,802 --> 00:39:16,437 ♪ Sleeping by my side ♪ 452 00:39:24,813 --> 00:39:29,782 ♪ I love my sheep and pigs ♪ 453 00:39:34,521 --> 00:39:38,955 Hi. We're starting a people's uprising. Do you fancy joining us? 454 00:39:38,957 --> 00:39:42,892 - Yes, I'd love to. - Come on, then. 455 00:39:47,398 --> 00:39:51,366 - So it begins. 456 00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:16,020 ♪ I am the one, Orgasmatron ♪ 457 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:19,723 ♪ The outstretched grasping hand ♪ 458 00:40:19,725 --> 00:40:23,093 ♪ My image is of agony ♪ 459 00:40:23,095 --> 00:40:27,463 ♪ My servants rape the land ♪ 460 00:40:27,465 --> 00:40:31,133 ♪ Obsequious and arrogant ♪ 461 00:40:31,135 --> 00:40:34,569 ♪ Clandestine and vain ♪ 462 00:40:34,571 --> 00:40:38,239 ♪ Two thousand years of misery ♪ 463 00:40:38,241 --> 00:40:42,743 ♪ Of torture in my name ♪ 464 00:40:46,048 --> 00:40:49,783 ♪ Oh my love is hate ♪ 465 00:40:49,785 --> 00:40:53,520 ♪ I am the politician ♪ 466 00:40:53,522 --> 00:40:57,357 ♪ And I decide your fate ♪♪ 467 00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:14,338 I said, mind my fucking horse, dickhead! 468 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,773 - Yeah! - Yeah, well, when the revolution comes, 469 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:20,843 - we'll be round your house. - I've never heard anything like it in my life! 470 00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:23,445 How dare you! 471 00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:42,229 This'll be really good for me. Me and some mates have been meaning for years 472 00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:46,433 to get into armed rebellion. But you know how it is, you get in the pub, 473 00:41:46,435 --> 00:41:50,970 start talking treason, and all they wanna do is play darts. 474 00:41:50,972 --> 00:41:55,374 Hm... 475 00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:57,909 Have you got these in a size smaller? 476 00:41:57,911 --> 00:42:00,077 No, I'm afraid not. 477 00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:03,446 They're extremely popular, you know. 478 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:09,584 You're not gonna fight the revolution wearing those, I hope. 479 00:42:09,586 --> 00:42:14,021 Sorry, mate. It's government business. 480 00:42:14,023 --> 00:42:16,189 Bit top-secret. 481 00:42:16,191 --> 00:42:20,526 What do you think, Jimmy? They're not too baggy around here, are they? 482 00:42:20,528 --> 00:42:24,530 No, I think with a few grenades on your belt, that'll look fine. 483 00:42:24,532 --> 00:42:29,834 Oh, sorry. So, what are we gonna hit first? An embassy? The BBC? 484 00:42:29,836 --> 00:42:34,471 Well, we hadn't really thought about it. 485 00:42:34,473 --> 00:42:36,439 Three pairs of cotton underpants, 486 00:42:36,441 --> 00:42:39,608 and a pair of those black leather stranglers' gloves. 487 00:42:39,610 --> 00:42:43,144 - Oh, and this. - I mean, let's face it. 488 00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:47,781 A lot of the favourites have been done. You know, banks, multi-nationals. 489 00:42:47,783 --> 00:42:51,351 So what you're looking for is a new kind of atrocity. 490 00:42:51,353 --> 00:42:54,987 - Are these pre-shrunk? - Oh, yes, of course. 491 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,155 - What's that you've got there? - Pluto. 492 00:42:57,157 --> 00:42:59,924 - Eh? - I thought it might come in handy for all those long 493 00:42:59,926 --> 00:43:02,526 - boring bits between the shooting. 494 00:43:02,528 --> 00:43:05,362 This way, gents. 495 00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:10,533 Open up, it's the police. Anyone in there? 496 00:43:12,203 --> 00:43:14,803 - Family crisis. - Oh. 497 00:43:14,805 --> 00:43:17,405 Travel by night. 498 00:43:17,407 --> 00:43:20,440 - Trust nobody. - OK. 499 00:43:21,176 --> 00:43:23,876 And Alex, grind the face 500 00:43:23,878 --> 00:43:27,613 of capitalism into the dust, won't you? 501 00:43:27,615 --> 00:43:30,082 Why, what's it to you, stranger? 502 00:43:30,084 --> 00:43:33,185 It's a long story. 503 00:43:33,187 --> 00:43:36,688 A long and painful story. 504 00:43:38,425 --> 00:43:42,893 It all started when I was at Oxbridge. 505 00:43:42,895 --> 00:43:45,695 I was 19. 506 00:43:45,697 --> 00:43:47,063 There were five of us. 507 00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,443 Everything all right, love? 508 00:44:18,227 --> 00:44:21,361 I'm pregnant! 509 00:44:21,363 --> 00:44:25,264 That Tory bastard got me pregnant. 510 00:44:25,266 --> 00:44:28,066 No money. 511 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:30,134 No future! 512 00:44:30,136 --> 00:44:34,371 Oh, God! All I want to do is bring down the government! 513 00:44:34,373 --> 00:44:36,473 Destroy the system! 514 00:44:36,475 --> 00:44:40,376 That's all I ask. 515 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:42,544 Lovely, isn't it? 516 00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:46,714 Do you know this is one of the last cars to have a wooden dashboard? 517 00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:50,651 There aren't many of these around now, you know. 518 00:44:50,653 --> 00:44:55,888 - Is it a V6 or a four? - It's a V6, I think. 519 00:44:55,890 --> 00:44:59,590 Hm... What do you get on a long run? 520 00:44:59,592 --> 00:45:02,993 - Twenty, 25? - Yes. 521 00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:05,228 Providing I don't go flat-out. 522 00:45:05,230 --> 00:45:09,664 That's not bad. It's in lovely condition. 523 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:12,233 You must be very proud of it. 524 00:45:12,235 --> 00:45:15,102 Yes. I am. 525 00:45:15,104 --> 00:45:19,072 You know, I took my wife on our honeymoon in one of these. 526 00:45:19,074 --> 00:45:21,174 Honeymoon. 527 00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:24,277 I took her to this hotel, all right, 528 00:45:24,279 --> 00:45:26,479 once you got through the barbed wire. 529 00:45:26,481 --> 00:45:29,949 And we went upstairs on the lift, the old lift driver, he said to me, 530 00:45:29,951 --> 00:45:34,619 "Did I stop too fast? I said, No, we always wear our trousers around our ankles." 531 00:45:34,621 --> 00:45:37,655 We jumped into bed, 532 00:45:37,657 --> 00:45:41,225 took our clothes off, do you know what she said to me? 533 00:45:41,227 --> 00:45:45,795 She said, That's the biggest John Thomas I've ever seen in my life, she said. 534 00:45:45,797 --> 00:45:48,430 She said, Do you realize I have a weak heart?" 535 00:45:48,432 --> 00:45:50,932 I said, Turn on your side. I'll try and miss it." 536 00:45:53,102 --> 00:45:56,136 She said, Aren't you a bit old to be wearing condoms?" 537 00:45:56,138 --> 00:45:59,639 I said, I suppose I am, but I like the smell of burning rubber." 538 00:45:59,641 --> 00:46:03,742 Took her home after a week, she was pregnant. 539 00:46:03,744 --> 00:46:07,412 We had a baby. Ugly little thing, he was. 540 00:46:07,414 --> 00:46:11,382 Do you know, I took him over to the pub, I said, Landlord, could you put a head on that?" 541 00:46:15,453 --> 00:46:18,854 Only joking, love. 542 00:46:18,856 --> 00:46:20,922 Here, have a toffee. 543 00:47:24,016 --> 00:47:25,982 Here! 544 00:47:25,984 --> 00:47:27,716 Have a look at this. 545 00:47:30,287 --> 00:47:32,953 Good, isn't it? 546 00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:40,392 Ah! 547 00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:42,761 - Nosh! - What? 548 00:47:42,763 --> 00:47:46,831 - Sh! - What do you mean, shush? 549 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:51,268 Look at him! 550 00:47:51,270 --> 00:47:54,771 Here, put a sock in it, you boring old kraut. 551 00:47:54,773 --> 00:47:58,974 Pre-election stress, you know. 552 00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:01,476 ♪ So stupid ♪ 553 00:48:01,478 --> 00:48:04,979 ♪ Why was he born at all? ♪ 554 00:48:04,981 --> 00:48:07,881 Excuse me, Home Secretary. 555 00:48:07,883 --> 00:48:09,916 Would you mind keeping your voice down, please? 556 00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:13,486 - What was that, pillock? - Nosh! 557 00:48:13,488 --> 00:48:16,489 - Oh, my God. 558 00:48:23,630 --> 00:48:26,263 - Tomato sauce? - Thank you, ma'am. 559 00:48:26,265 --> 00:48:28,865 It's by appointment. 560 00:48:32,337 --> 00:48:34,136 I'm with the group. 561 00:48:39,242 --> 00:48:40,941 Fabulous party, it is. 562 00:48:40,943 --> 00:48:43,209 Sorry about the broken china, though. 563 00:48:43,211 --> 00:48:46,812 Oh, you naughty! 564 00:48:54,987 --> 00:48:58,188 Lovely. 565 00:48:58,190 --> 00:49:00,790 None of that. 566 00:49:04,928 --> 00:49:10,364 ♪ Why was he born so stupid? ♪ 567 00:49:10,366 --> 00:49:14,234 ♪ Why was he born at all? ♪ 568 00:49:14,236 --> 00:49:17,604 ♪ Why was he born so stupid? ♪ 569 00:49:17,606 --> 00:49:21,608 ♪ Why was he born at all? ♪ 570 00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:25,678 ♪ Why was he born so stupid? ♪ 571 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,681 ♪ Why was he born at all? ♪ 572 00:49:28,683 --> 00:49:32,117 Hello, Sandra. Give us a kiss. 573 00:49:33,420 --> 00:49:36,754 Cor! What's all that about? 574 00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:40,657 I can't take it any more. I'm leaving you. 575 00:49:40,659 --> 00:49:43,860 - What are you talking about? - I'm not blind. 576 00:49:43,862 --> 00:49:46,795 I saw you trying to get off with the queen. 577 00:49:48,231 --> 00:49:50,030 You've been drinking. 578 00:49:50,032 --> 00:49:53,099 Oh, don't come that old innocence with me. 579 00:49:53,101 --> 00:49:57,236 Look, all I was doing was having a little bit of fun. 580 00:49:57,238 --> 00:50:01,973 You humiliated me! In front of all those people! 581 00:50:01,975 --> 00:50:07,878 - Oh, God! - Don't start the old waterworks game again. 582 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,282 Look, Nosh, I don't mind the odd call girl, 583 00:50:12,284 --> 00:50:14,751 but this is well out of order! 584 00:50:14,753 --> 00:50:20,356 I want a divorce! And she, she's gonna be cited! 585 00:50:20,358 --> 00:50:24,860 Taxi! Taxi! 586 00:50:55,223 --> 00:50:57,990 Week 12. The revolution begins. 587 00:50:57,992 --> 00:51:03,195 At last we are ready to face the long and dangerous road ahead. 588 00:51:03,197 --> 00:51:06,231 I wish Ron would let me sit in the front. 589 00:51:12,972 --> 00:51:15,739 Each day, dear diary, 590 00:51:15,741 --> 00:51:21,011 I feel the inevitable bloodbath draw closer. 591 00:51:21,013 --> 00:51:24,514 These thoughts of death I try to keep within. 592 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:30,385 Though, deep down, I know the end will be both violent and painful. 593 00:51:37,226 --> 00:51:40,727 ♪ You know the rules You all know the game ♪ 594 00:51:40,729 --> 00:51:42,595 ♪ Try to do what's right ♪ 595 00:51:42,597 --> 00:51:45,831 Please God, they don't shoot me in the face. 596 00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,966 I couldn't bear that. 597 00:51:47,968 --> 00:51:50,468 ♪ If I die tonight ♪ 598 00:51:50,470 --> 00:51:54,638 ♪ And I'm on the road ♪ 599 00:51:55,774 --> 00:51:57,340 ♪ On the road ♪ 600 00:51:59,510 --> 00:52:01,243 ♪ On the road ♪ 601 00:52:03,113 --> 00:52:05,113 ♪ On the road ♪♪ 602 00:52:11,654 --> 00:52:15,622 Excuse me. Have you got any of those bandages that, you know, 603 00:52:15,624 --> 00:52:19,359 hold your guts in until you get to a hospital? 604 00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:30,963 Hello, laddie. 605 00:53:30,965 --> 00:53:33,398 You don't want no trouble in here, do you? 606 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,267 - No, Mr. Powell. - You better give me 50 quid then. 607 00:53:40,038 --> 00:53:42,304 - Want a drink? - No, thank you. 608 00:53:42,306 --> 00:53:45,073 Come on. Come and have a drink with me. 609 00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:07,893 - You rang, madam. - Oh, yes, Terence. 610 00:54:07,895 --> 00:54:10,128 Would you take a letter, please? 611 00:54:17,268 --> 00:54:19,301 Hm... 612 00:54:24,141 --> 00:54:29,610 Your Majesty... No, no cross that out. 613 00:54:29,612 --> 00:54:31,778 Bitch! 614 00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:34,347 Just 'cause you're a queen, 615 00:54:34,349 --> 00:54:37,917 does not mean that you can fool around 616 00:54:37,919 --> 00:54:41,253 with another woman's bloke. 617 00:54:42,856 --> 00:54:45,756 Hm... 618 00:54:55,867 --> 00:54:58,234 Here, can I talk to you? 619 00:55:02,406 --> 00:55:04,105 Cheers. 620 00:55:07,843 --> 00:55:10,510 It's about Sandra. 621 00:55:10,512 --> 00:55:13,713 I love that girl. 622 00:55:13,715 --> 00:55:16,482 It's a funny thing, but... 623 00:55:16,484 --> 00:55:19,818 before... 624 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:24,088 everyone mowed at her. 625 00:55:24,090 --> 00:55:26,590 If they all married her... 626 00:55:26,592 --> 00:55:28,992 She was like a little clam. 627 00:55:28,994 --> 00:55:32,228 Shut tight. 628 00:55:32,230 --> 00:55:35,964 She's never fucking opened since. 629 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,334 Here. 630 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,903 Come here. 631 00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:46,373 - You ever had a son? - Yes, Mr. Powell. 632 00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:49,342 It's all I ever wanted, a son. 633 00:55:49,344 --> 00:55:54,379 Little baby boy that I could teach. 634 00:55:54,381 --> 00:55:59,484 Round the... 635 00:55:59,486 --> 00:56:03,020 Down the... you know what I mean? 636 00:56:05,924 --> 00:56:09,558 It's all I ever wanted. 637 00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,926 That's all I ever wanted. 638 00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:30,641 Well, of one thing I am certain. 639 00:56:30,643 --> 00:56:35,078 Jimmy, Ron, Fiona, 640 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,048 and Alex will not die in vain. 641 00:56:39,050 --> 00:56:43,452 For as long as the flames of justice burn, 642 00:56:43,454 --> 00:56:46,621 and the winds of freedom blow, 643 00:56:46,623 --> 00:56:49,523 we will not be forgotten. 644 00:56:52,027 --> 00:56:55,827 And yes, David, we were heroes, 645 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:58,863 just for one day. 646 00:57:03,436 --> 00:57:06,670 All these pathetic little orphans came to the door the other day 647 00:57:06,672 --> 00:57:11,474 and said, I've got nothing. I said, Of course you've got nothing!" 648 00:57:19,950 --> 00:57:23,017 Hello, Bastards? 649 00:57:25,855 --> 00:57:31,024 No, I'm afraid we're fully booked into the present. 650 00:57:31,026 --> 00:57:35,895 It was about two years ago when I went through this awful, ashamed-to-be-rich stage. 651 00:57:35,897 --> 00:57:38,731 - You know. - I think we all felt like that. 652 00:57:38,733 --> 00:57:43,468 - I didn't. - Of course Tim's pissed away billions in the last 12 months. 653 00:57:43,470 --> 00:57:45,903 And he's such a rotten card player. 654 00:57:45,905 --> 00:57:51,207 - That's how he lost Berkshire. 655 00:57:55,046 --> 00:57:57,679 Oh come on, Dickie, do jazz it up a bit. 656 00:57:57,681 --> 00:58:00,782 - Jeremy! - Oh, shut up! It's my birthday. 657 00:58:00,784 --> 00:58:05,085 ♪ It's my birthday, I love singing in my white suit ♪ 658 00:58:05,087 --> 00:58:08,021 ♪ Sing along ♪ 659 00:58:08,023 --> 00:58:09,622 ♪ Oh, fuck me ♪ 660 00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:14,927 Two koalas, sliced. 661 00:58:14,929 --> 00:58:17,395 Two koalas. 662 00:58:18,965 --> 00:58:21,432 Uh-huh. Uh-huh, yeah. 663 00:58:21,434 --> 00:58:24,902 Yeah. Well, you know, it's just that I'm perfect casting. 664 00:58:24,904 --> 00:58:28,205 And everybody knows it. Uh-huh. Yeah. 665 00:58:28,207 --> 00:58:32,241 Yeah. What? Well, it's... it's just not easy 666 00:58:32,243 --> 00:58:33,976 when you're as good-looking as I am. 667 00:58:52,127 --> 00:58:55,027 I'm thinking about the main course. 668 00:58:55,029 --> 00:58:57,129 Uh-huh. 669 00:58:57,131 --> 00:59:00,732 I hear you're leaving us to become a film star. 670 00:59:00,734 --> 00:59:02,667 Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 671 00:59:02,669 --> 00:59:05,603 You're gonna have to pay to see me from now on. 672 00:59:08,307 --> 00:59:11,874 - What's the film? - It's a remake of Fort Apache. 673 00:59:14,811 --> 00:59:19,346 ♪ I'm so rich I'm so bloody rich ♪ 674 00:59:35,095 --> 00:59:37,528 - Waiter! - Yes? 675 00:59:57,648 --> 01:00:02,350 Mysterious enough for you, Mr. Dupont? 676 01:00:03,019 --> 01:00:06,153 Oh, don't be so stupid. 677 01:00:07,756 --> 01:00:10,055 That was... 678 01:00:16,962 --> 01:00:19,562 Die, mint eaters! 679 01:01:23,294 --> 01:01:27,762 Are we taking scalps? 680 01:01:31,234 --> 01:01:33,667 Ba-ba-ba-bum! 681 01:01:39,206 --> 01:01:42,173 Sandra! Sandra! 682 01:01:42,175 --> 01:01:44,208 Oh... 683 01:01:54,519 --> 01:01:57,620 - What do you want? - Let me in, Sandra. 684 01:01:57,622 --> 01:02:00,789 - Go away, we're through! - Please, Sandra! 685 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:02,857 Let me in. I'd like to have a slash. 686 01:02:02,859 --> 01:02:06,327 Go see Lady Muck, you're not coming in here. 687 01:02:06,329 --> 01:02:09,697 - I'm coming in! - Oh, no, you're not. 688 01:02:09,699 --> 01:02:14,201 - I changed the locks. - Ooh, you... cow! 689 01:02:25,213 --> 01:02:28,113 - Here, are you on? - Of course, sir. 690 01:02:28,115 --> 01:02:30,715 Do us a favour, shoot that lock off. 691 01:02:30,717 --> 01:02:32,550 Yes, sir. 692 01:02:47,365 --> 01:02:50,099 I'm afraid it's bolted on the inside, sir. 693 01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:52,901 Oh, bollocks. 694 01:02:55,872 --> 01:02:58,405 Here, you wanna be a soldier one day? 695 01:02:58,407 --> 01:03:01,708 - Yes, sir, I do. - Give us a tenner then. 696 01:03:09,684 --> 01:03:11,684 Didn't this used to be Bastards? 697 01:03:11,686 --> 01:03:15,587 Yes, it's under new management. I thought we'd give it a try. 698 01:03:26,031 --> 01:03:29,565 - Um, are you the manager? - Mind your own business. 699 01:03:29,567 --> 01:03:32,167 We'd like to book a table for two. 700 01:03:32,169 --> 01:03:36,037 We're fully booked. Anyway, you look fat enough already. 701 01:03:36,039 --> 01:03:37,972 Do you hear that, darling? 702 01:03:37,974 --> 01:03:41,108 Apparently, we're too fat! I love it! 703 01:03:41,110 --> 01:03:45,078 Yes, you must squeeze us in somehow. We hate polite restaurants. 704 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,547 - No, piss off. - Oh, please. 705 01:03:47,549 --> 01:03:50,616 - Look, here's some cash. - Very well. 706 01:03:50,618 --> 01:03:55,053 But you don't really fit in, so sit in that corner and keep your trap shut. 707 01:03:55,055 --> 01:03:58,856 - Thank you so much. - Shut your face. 708 01:03:58,858 --> 01:04:00,791 This is the place they're all talking about. 709 01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:02,859 Eat The Rich, how very witty! 710 01:04:02,861 --> 01:04:05,461 Take my daughter, anything. Come on, push! 711 01:04:05,463 --> 01:04:08,530 - We were here first! 712 01:04:12,536 --> 01:04:16,971 - Sit down there, you bastard. - It's great, they really hate us here, don't they? 713 01:04:16,973 --> 01:04:21,541 Yes! Isn't it fab? I told you it's the in place to come. 714 01:04:21,543 --> 01:04:25,578 - It certainly is. - What do you want to stuff yourself with, ponce? 715 01:04:25,580 --> 01:04:28,180 Oh, such fun. Uh, what's the soup of the day? 716 01:04:28,182 --> 01:04:30,916 Manager with rice or chips. 717 01:04:30,918 --> 01:04:34,486 You're much too ugly to eat in here. 718 01:04:34,488 --> 01:04:36,554 But you must let me in! 719 01:04:36,556 --> 01:04:40,124 - Please! I know Jack Nicholson! - No! 720 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,926 Get lost, starfucker! 721 01:04:55,873 --> 01:04:59,941 - Yes? - Table for two, please. 722 01:05:04,313 --> 01:05:07,414 Over there. 723 01:05:07,416 --> 01:05:10,083 Eat The Rich? 724 01:05:10,085 --> 01:05:12,285 Feed the poor? 725 01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:14,754 Yes. 726 01:05:24,265 --> 01:05:27,065 Oh, look up, darling. 727 01:05:41,078 --> 01:05:46,247 Spider, I've got some rather bad news. 728 01:05:46,249 --> 01:05:48,148 Go on, then, surprise me. 729 01:05:48,150 --> 01:05:52,451 The Russians have ordered me to defect to Moscow. 730 01:05:52,453 --> 01:05:55,487 - When is that then? - I can't say. 731 01:05:55,489 --> 01:05:58,089 I failed to stop Nosher Powell. 732 01:05:59,692 --> 01:06:02,693 Now they're worried that he might expose them. 733 01:06:02,695 --> 01:06:06,763 God, I feel so effing lost. 734 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,933 Well, don't start crying here. 735 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,109 Excuse me, I just seen someone I used to know. 736 01:06:50,004 --> 01:06:53,372 - Two more managers with chips. - We're running out of manager! 737 01:06:53,374 --> 01:06:57,608 Blimey, we'll have to start on the customers then. 738 01:06:57,610 --> 01:07:00,611 Don't put so much salt in next time. 739 01:07:05,183 --> 01:07:07,550 I'd stick to the chips if I was you. 740 01:07:07,552 --> 01:07:10,152 Why? 741 01:07:10,154 --> 01:07:13,755 Somebody's just been handed to us on a plate. 742 01:07:19,362 --> 01:07:22,229 Ah. I see. 743 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,147 Good grief. 744 01:07:42,149 --> 01:07:45,316 These people are eating their way through the jet-set. 745 01:07:45,318 --> 01:07:49,653 You're not coming in here! Hush up! Millionaires only. 746 01:07:49,655 --> 01:07:54,456 Incredible. Just incredible. 747 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:56,991 It's a bit naughty, isn't it? 748 01:07:56,993 --> 01:07:59,193 Come through five minutes, sir. 749 01:08:01,964 --> 01:08:04,965 Hm... 750 01:08:04,967 --> 01:08:07,000 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 751 01:08:07,002 --> 01:08:09,902 Paper, morning paper. Prime Minister missing. 752 01:08:09,904 --> 01:08:13,038 Paper, morning paper. Prime minister missing. 753 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,173 Thank you, guv. Thank you. Morning, guv. 754 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:18,376 How's spying going, all right? Paper, morning paper. 755 01:08:18,378 --> 01:08:21,278 Prime minister missing. Paper! 756 01:08:34,325 --> 01:08:37,626 She slung me out. 757 01:08:37,628 --> 01:08:42,096 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 758 01:08:44,733 --> 01:08:47,333 Marriage is on the rocks. 759 01:08:47,335 --> 01:08:49,601 She wants a divorce. 760 01:08:49,603 --> 01:08:52,737 Oh, dear. 761 01:08:54,140 --> 01:08:57,074 You always seemed the perfect couple. 762 01:08:57,076 --> 01:08:59,342 Everyone in government thought so. 763 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,877 Yeah. You're right. 764 01:09:01,879 --> 01:09:07,982 They want to take over the eastern when I'm gone. 765 01:09:07,984 --> 01:09:11,084 I ain't got no missus. 766 01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:18,289 Mrs. Powell always struck me as a deeply romantic woman. 767 01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:22,592 Perhaps, with the pressures of government, 768 01:09:22,594 --> 01:09:25,828 you may have overlooked those intimate little touches 769 01:09:25,830 --> 01:09:30,932 that a woman of her... je ne sais quoi craves. 770 01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:35,002 Why don't you take her out to dinner? 771 01:09:37,139 --> 01:09:40,540 - I can't do that. - Why not? 772 01:09:40,542 --> 01:09:42,642 You know, it's a funny thing. 773 01:09:42,644 --> 01:09:46,478 But there's only one thing she'll eat. 774 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:49,814 - What's that? - Mince. 775 01:09:54,853 --> 01:09:58,354 Anything's possible. 776 01:10:06,129 --> 01:10:09,697 - Shall I pour? - Fill her up. 777 01:10:12,268 --> 01:10:16,636 Well, you've certainly gone out of your way to make up, Nosh. 778 01:10:16,638 --> 01:10:21,139 Jewels, furs and champagne. 779 01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:25,075 So when do I get me front door key back? 780 01:10:26,878 --> 01:10:30,512 Maybe you will, and maybe you won't. 781 01:10:30,514 --> 01:10:33,247 Let's see how the evening goes. 782 01:10:40,287 --> 01:10:43,855 Are you sure this is the latest in place? 783 01:10:43,857 --> 01:10:45,857 I can't imagine the Prime Minister wanting... 784 01:10:45,859 --> 01:10:48,593 Don't start that old bollocks again! 785 01:10:48,595 --> 01:10:51,696 - All right. - Oi! Sambo! 786 01:10:51,698 --> 01:10:55,131 - What's special tonight? - Meat. 787 01:10:56,801 --> 01:11:00,402 - What's he doing? - Holding cutlery. 788 01:11:05,442 --> 01:11:07,975 You all right, love? You look about peaked. 789 01:11:07,977 --> 01:11:13,112 It's the baby. Jimmy, I'm having a baby! 790 01:11:13,114 --> 01:11:14,913 Oh, blimey! 791 01:11:14,915 --> 01:11:18,115 I'm giving birth. Look. 792 01:11:19,284 --> 01:11:21,384 Any second, I'd say. 793 01:11:21,386 --> 01:11:25,687 Jimmy, I want to do it Leboyer method. 794 01:11:25,689 --> 01:11:28,089 Leboyer? What's that? 795 01:11:28,091 --> 01:11:32,059 Natural childbirth. 796 01:11:33,896 --> 01:11:36,730 No painkillers. 797 01:11:36,732 --> 01:11:40,733 Just soft light and soft music. 798 01:11:46,039 --> 01:11:48,973 ♪ Dear little baby ♪ 799 01:11:48,975 --> 01:11:51,175 ♪ You're on your way ♪ 800 01:11:51,177 --> 01:11:53,210 ♪ Dear little baby ♪ 801 01:11:53,212 --> 01:11:55,512 ♪ Have a nice day ♪ 802 01:12:01,919 --> 01:12:05,353 We're running out of old customers! 803 01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:09,590 - Well, improvise. 804 01:12:17,532 --> 01:12:20,833 It's a scream, isn't it? I'm just off to the loo. 805 01:12:25,873 --> 01:12:27,539 Evening. 806 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,846 One more push. 807 01:12:37,848 --> 01:12:41,049 There it is. 808 01:12:41,051 --> 01:12:44,519 Oh, it's a little boy. 809 01:12:44,521 --> 01:12:50,057 Oh! He's beautiful! 810 01:12:50,059 --> 01:12:54,360 Oh! My little baby boy! 811 01:12:54,362 --> 01:12:56,762 What are we going to call you? 812 01:12:56,764 --> 01:13:00,398 I always thought Esquis was rather a lovely name. 813 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,535 Yes, that is a lovely name. Hello, Esquis. 814 01:13:15,547 --> 01:13:18,347 - It's arrived. - What's he doing? 815 01:13:18,349 --> 01:13:20,882 Sniffing it. 816 01:13:21,951 --> 01:13:24,384 One bite, that's all I need. 817 01:13:24,386 --> 01:13:26,386 Oh, shit, he's calling the waiter. 818 01:13:26,388 --> 01:13:29,122 - I can't bear it. - Something's happening. 819 01:13:29,124 --> 01:13:32,992 - What's happening? - Wait a minute. 820 01:13:32,994 --> 01:13:36,095 It's tomato sauce, guv. 821 01:13:39,233 --> 01:13:40,699 Come on. 822 01:13:40,701 --> 01:13:44,535 Come on, just one large mouthful for Uncle Spider. 823 01:13:44,537 --> 01:13:47,937 It's going in. It's in. 824 01:13:49,774 --> 01:13:51,707 Has he swallowed? 825 01:13:51,709 --> 01:13:53,375 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 826 01:13:55,178 --> 01:13:58,845 Yes, like a 30-dollar blowjob, governor. 827 01:13:58,847 --> 01:14:01,480 Get me the police. 828 01:14:01,482 --> 01:14:03,448 Here, Mrs. Powell. 829 01:14:03,450 --> 01:14:07,118 This tastes very much like human flesh to me. 830 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,553 Yes, it does, doesn't it? 831 01:14:26,034 --> 01:14:28,067 This is the police. 832 01:14:28,069 --> 01:14:31,470 Lay down your knives and forks. 833 01:14:37,677 --> 01:14:40,644 You have all been eating the Prime Minister. 834 01:14:52,457 --> 01:14:54,623 Let's go! 835 01:14:59,529 --> 01:15:01,695 Quick! Out the back! 836 01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:14,205 Hey, you! You! 837 01:15:14,207 --> 01:15:16,240 I want a cover-up! 838 01:15:16,242 --> 01:15:18,875 I want a complete cover-up in this whole business! 839 01:15:18,877 --> 01:15:22,745 If the press find out that I've been eating the Prime Minister. 840 01:15:22,747 --> 01:15:26,148 I lose the election! I want a whitewash! 841 01:15:26,150 --> 01:15:29,217 A complete fucking whitewash! 842 01:15:30,987 --> 01:15:33,887 Mince massacre. The front cover! 843 01:15:44,298 --> 01:15:47,499 - A baby? - It's a boy. 844 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:49,834 A boy. 845 01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:52,536 A baby boy. 846 01:15:54,706 --> 01:15:59,207 - A little baby boy. - Isn't he beautiful? 847 01:16:00,009 --> 01:16:02,109 It's my son, isn't it? 848 01:16:02,111 --> 01:16:05,479 - It's my son! - No! You can't have him. 849 01:16:05,481 --> 01:16:09,415 - He's mine! 850 01:16:09,417 --> 01:16:12,284 Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie! 851 01:16:15,389 --> 01:16:18,623 - Where's Fiona? - I'll go back for her. 852 01:16:23,696 --> 01:16:25,929 Fiona! 853 01:16:25,931 --> 01:16:29,432 He took my baby! 854 01:16:29,434 --> 01:16:33,902 - Who? 855 01:16:33,904 --> 01:16:37,639 Oh...! 856 01:16:43,146 --> 01:16:46,313 This way, please, Nosh. That's right, hold there, Nosh. That's lovely. 857 01:16:46,315 --> 01:16:50,450 Look, rescue bid pays off. Nosh has saved the baby from being eaten alive. 858 01:16:50,452 --> 01:16:53,085 - It's my baby. - - One more, Nosh. 859 01:16:53,087 --> 01:16:55,887 - It's my baby son. 860 01:16:55,889 --> 01:16:57,955 - He's all mine. - Aw! 861 01:16:57,957 --> 01:17:00,524 - Who's the secret saucy mum, Nosh? 862 01:17:00,526 --> 01:17:04,861 - There he is. The heavyweight champion of the world. - That's lovely. And again. 863 01:17:04,863 --> 01:17:09,331 - The next heavyweight champion! 864 01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:18,023 ♪ You're playing tricks, babe And that's a fact ♪ 865 01:18:18,025 --> 01:18:22,160 ♪ Your magic circle ain't where it's at ♪ 866 01:18:22,162 --> 01:18:25,930 ♪ One moment you were here and then you disappeared ♪ 867 01:18:25,932 --> 01:18:30,234 ♪ This ain't the first time that I've caught your act ♪ 868 01:18:31,770 --> 01:18:34,337 ♪ Nothing up my sleeve, babe ♪ 869 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:39,341 ♪ Watch out, watch out ♪ 870 01:18:39,343 --> 01:18:41,710 ♪ Magic's what you need, babe ♪ 871 01:18:42,713 --> 01:18:44,779 ♪ Just like that ♪♪ 872 01:19:01,328 --> 01:19:03,928 - Where's my son? - I... I don't know. 873 01:19:03,930 --> 01:19:07,598 They... somebody must have taken him. 874 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,800 No! 875 01:19:09,802 --> 01:19:13,669 - He's mine! I want him! - Leave him, Nosh. 876 01:19:13,671 --> 01:19:16,204 - Give me that gun! - No! 877 01:19:16,206 --> 01:19:19,473 No more killing! Please, Nosh! 878 01:19:19,475 --> 01:19:23,310 I've never killed anybody in my life. 879 01:19:23,312 --> 01:19:28,380 But I'll kill any bastard that takes my son! 880 01:19:29,816 --> 01:19:32,116 Nosh! 881 01:19:32,118 --> 01:19:34,718 Nosh! 882 01:19:37,289 --> 01:19:42,391 I've got to go back. I want my baby! 883 01:19:42,393 --> 01:19:45,360 You can't, love. It's too dangerous. 884 01:19:45,362 --> 01:19:50,131 - He'll kill you. - I'd rather die than leave Esquis with that man. 885 01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:53,701 I'm sorry, boys. I'm a mother now. I've got to go. 886 01:19:53,703 --> 01:19:56,704 - Anarchy in the UK! - - Don't be daft! 887 01:19:56,706 --> 01:20:00,507 Let's think about this for a moment. 888 01:20:06,014 --> 01:20:08,347 - We'll all go. - What? 889 01:20:08,349 --> 01:20:10,982 We're going back for Esquis. 890 01:20:23,262 --> 01:20:25,395 Fuck me. 891 01:20:26,931 --> 01:20:28,697 One shot. 892 01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:32,900 One clear shot. That's all I need. 893 01:20:32,902 --> 01:20:36,970 - You're joking. - Not this time, Jimmy. 894 01:21:18,046 --> 01:21:22,881 Stop right there, unless you want a fucking arrow through your head. 895 01:21:25,385 --> 01:21:28,319 It's you. 896 01:21:29,955 --> 01:21:31,921 A child needs its mother. 897 01:21:46,236 --> 01:21:49,637 - Who are you? - A friend. 898 01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:55,275 - Where's Ron? - He's dead. 899 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:58,678 Ron's dead? 900 01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:01,914 - He was shot. - Oh. 901 01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:04,549 In the back. 902 01:22:05,451 --> 01:22:07,918 He's coming for you, Alex. 903 01:22:13,458 --> 01:22:16,592 Come on, let's go. 904 01:22:16,594 --> 01:22:20,295 - I'm not coming, Jimmy. - Aye? 905 01:22:20,297 --> 01:22:23,197 You take Fiona and the baby. 906 01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:25,866 I'm gonna wait here for Ron. 907 01:22:25,868 --> 01:22:28,568 Ron? What are you talking about? 908 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:47,852 Oh. 909 01:22:50,223 --> 01:22:53,524 Go on. I'll be all right, Jimmy. 910 01:22:53,526 --> 01:22:57,194 Here. You better have one of these, mate. 911 01:22:57,196 --> 01:23:01,097 - No, thanks. - Go on. Take one, please. 912 01:23:01,099 --> 01:23:04,400 All right. Thanks. 913 01:23:04,402 --> 01:23:06,935 The blue ones are best. 914 01:23:09,406 --> 01:23:12,039 Very kind, the both of you. 915 01:23:12,041 --> 01:23:14,640 It don't matter. 916 01:23:17,344 --> 01:23:22,680 Go on! Get the hell out of here, Jimmy! Go while you still can! 917 01:23:59,651 --> 01:24:02,418 The summer's nearly gone. 918 01:24:02,420 --> 01:24:05,020 It has that nip in the air. 919 01:24:11,060 --> 01:24:13,894 - I don't suppose... - What's that? 920 01:24:13,896 --> 01:24:15,962 - What? - That noise. 921 01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:28,573 I want my son! 922 01:24:46,192 --> 01:24:48,225 Thanks for everything. 923 01:24:49,995 --> 01:24:51,226 Not at all. 924 01:24:54,064 --> 01:24:55,797 Give me my son! 925 01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:58,332 I want my son! 926 01:25:01,437 --> 01:25:04,438 - My son! - You're too late. 927 01:25:04,440 --> 01:25:06,973 - He's gone! - Fuck you! 928 01:25:06,975 --> 01:25:10,275 Give me my son, or else I'll fill you full of lead! 929 01:25:11,211 --> 01:25:12,710 Oh! 930 01:25:12,712 --> 01:25:15,145 You bastard! 931 01:25:15,147 --> 01:25:17,514 Give... me... 932 01:25:17,516 --> 01:25:20,517 my... fucking... 933 01:25:20,519 --> 01:25:22,619 son! Where is my son?! 934 01:25:22,621 --> 01:25:25,321 Oh! Oh! 935 01:26:24,014 --> 01:26:27,915 - Are you dead yet? - - No! 936 01:26:27,917 --> 01:26:30,284 Me neither. 937 01:26:30,286 --> 01:26:33,253 What about now? 938 01:26:33,255 --> 01:26:37,890 Death's a great equalizer, isn't it? 939 01:26:37,892 --> 01:26:43,128 Isn't it a pity we can't be more equal in life? 940 01:26:43,130 --> 01:26:45,396 Don't start that old commie bollocks again. 941 01:26:45,398 --> 01:26:49,165 Look, if you want to meet your maker, 942 01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:51,867 you better clean up your act. 943 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:59,841 What's black, with curly hair, 944 01:26:59,843 --> 01:27:03,477 - and full of holes? - - What? 945 01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:07,013 You. 946 01:27:07,015 --> 01:27:10,349 OK. What's old, 947 01:27:10,351 --> 01:27:15,086 stupid, and only got half a stomach? 948 01:27:15,088 --> 01:27:17,755 - What? - - You! 949 01:27:25,564 --> 01:27:28,331 Knock knock. 950 01:27:32,336 --> 01:27:35,003 - One, two, three! 951 01:27:35,005 --> 01:27:37,739 ♪ All right, all right ♪ 952 01:27:37,741 --> 01:27:41,042 ♪ I hope you sons of bitches see the light ♪ 953 01:27:41,044 --> 01:27:44,011 ♪ You again, you again ♪ 954 01:27:44,013 --> 01:27:47,280 ♪ I know you've got a mental age of ten ♪ 955 01:27:47,282 --> 01:27:50,316 ♪ Listen up, listen up ♪ 956 01:27:50,318 --> 01:27:53,752 ♪ I wouldn't swap you for a thousand bucks ♪ 957 01:27:53,754 --> 01:27:56,654 ♪ Come on, you're the one ♪ 958 01:27:56,656 --> 01:27:59,923 ♪ I think I'm going to switch your laser on ♪ 959 01:27:59,925 --> 01:28:03,826 ♪ I've got the medicine you need ♪ 960 01:28:06,130 --> 01:28:10,131 ♪ I've got the power I've got the speed ♪ 961 01:28:12,168 --> 01:28:16,303 ♪ I'll find out how to stop your clock ♪ 962 01:28:18,607 --> 01:28:23,076 ♪ We sure ain't talking Dr. Spock ♪ 963 01:28:26,147 --> 01:28:30,048 ♪ Hear me talking, Dr. Rock ♪ 964 01:28:30,050 --> 01:28:33,117 ♪ Lie down, turn around ♪ 965 01:28:33,119 --> 01:28:36,520 ♪ Here come the sister Gonna strip you down ♪ 966 01:28:36,522 --> 01:28:39,289 ♪ Shut up, breathe in ♪ 967 01:28:39,291 --> 01:28:42,892 ♪ Let's have the address of your next of kin ♪ 968 01:28:42,894 --> 01:28:45,694 ♪ Chin up, shoulders back ♪ 969 01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:49,230 ♪ You've got a body like a Marshall stack ♪ 970 01:28:49,232 --> 01:28:52,266 ♪ Keep still Take your pill ♪ 971 01:28:52,268 --> 01:28:55,769 ♪ Or I'm gonna make you really ill ♪♪ 73177

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