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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo!
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♪ Yea-ah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh ♪
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♪ It's gonna geta little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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Eh.
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Ugh.
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Uh.
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Eh.
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Oh.
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Ah!
Cacti for the win.
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( puppies yipping )
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Ah! Out of the way!
I overslept.
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I'm gonna be late.
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Ah, where's my hoodie?
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Whoa, chill, Marco.
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We can still get to school
by first period.
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This isn't about learning.
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This is about love.
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Every day,I get there by 7:55,
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because at exactly 7:56,Jackie Lynn Thomas gets there.
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And we share a nod.
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It's kind of our thing.
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( sighs )
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Aww.
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Wait, a nod?
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You don't even say hi?
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I'm working up to that.
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See, it's all a part
of my 23-step plan.
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I'm already on step 4:
Nodding every day.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
Down, boy.
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Bad laser puppy.
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It's 7:54!
I can't make it.
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Can't you just, uh, uh,
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magically stop time
or something?
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( laughs )
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
Easy peasy time freezie.
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( clock ticking )
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( yipping in slo-mo )
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( singing in slo-mo )
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Ow!
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Do you know
what you just did?
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Uh, froze time?
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You froze time!
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Now I can get to school
and nod at Jackie.
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Hurry!
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School?
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But it's a ♪ freeze-day!
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Ha ha ha!
Whoo-hoo!
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( both laughing )
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Yee-hee!
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( laughing )
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MARCO (laughing):
That was the funnest
60 hours of my life!
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Oh, hey,
there's frozen Jackie!
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I better get into
optimal nod position.
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Ready.
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Or, maybe, now's the time
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to move on to the next step
of your crazy plan.
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You could ♪ talk to her
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The--the--
The wind isn't right.
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I've got a pimple coming in.
Uh, I'll just do the nod today.
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Okay.
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Easy peasy time unfreezie!
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Huh.
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Easy peasy time unfreezie!
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Ooh.
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Come on, Star.
What's going on?
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Star?
Star?
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Not you too.
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Ha ha!
I'm just messin' with ya.
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( grunts )
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Okay, Magic Instruction Book,
instruct me.
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Oh, no,
Glossaryck is frozen too.
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Good.
I never liked that guy.
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Scrape the sides, buddy.
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Okay, let's see, let's see.
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What to do if you make
a dimension explode.
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What to do
if you delete gravity.
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Oh.Don't get any ideas.
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Heh-heh. Sorry.
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Ah!
What to do if you freeze time.
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We can move time forward
if we go to the planes of time
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and push the wheel
of progress.
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Whoa.
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This is definitely
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one of the weirder places
we've been to.
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Weirder than that dimension
of cats with human faces?
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Here, kitty, kitty!
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(demonic voice)
Look away!
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( shivering )
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Look!
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That must be it.
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Whoa.
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Looks like
a giant hamster wheel.
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STAR: Now,
how do we start this thing?
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Hmm. I got this.
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( grunting )
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New plan.
Rainbow Raccoon Rotation.
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Hmm.
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Magic won't work on that.
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You got to use
the magic of toesies.
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Who are you?
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I'm Father Time.
And this is Rocksworth.
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He's a rock,
but don't bring it up,
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he's kind of sensitive
about it.
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( makes motorboat sounds )
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Father Time?
So you must push this thing.
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Hey, look!
I'm over here.
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And now, I'm over here!
Ha ha ha ha!
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And how long
were you on the wheel?
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Oh, you know, forever.
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Until someone
cast a freeze spell
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and knocked me off of it.
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What is that?
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Uh, mud?
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Oh, it's glorious!
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I love mud.
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( gags )
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So, Mr. Time,
how would you feel about
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getting the universe
started up again?
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Oh, where has this been
all of my life?
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Ah, look, look, look.
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You can play with mud
on your wheel.
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Huh?
Huh?
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Well, that is an enticing offer,
but nah.
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Arrghh!
Oh! There's some mud
that's a slightly
different color.
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And there's a twig,
and there's a bush,
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and I don't know
what that thing is,
but it's waddling.
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Wait! You can't just
leave time stopped!
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Whoo!
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But without time,
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rainbows can't shoot
across the sky,
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glitter can't glitter!
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And everyone we know
will be frozen forever!
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What's this?
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Ooh!
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( laughing )
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YOLO! Ha ha!
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Anything's possible.
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Yah! Whoo-hoo!
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( clock ticking )
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I hate this dimension.
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Ha ha ha! Whoo!
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Oh! Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, my hearts.
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Not a word.
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Hee hee hee!
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I think he went in there.
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Wow.
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It's the history
of the whole universe.
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Ooh! Battle of Lexington.
Nailed it.
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( gasps ) It--
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It's me!
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Oh, I remember that!
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( chuckling )
Watching me is fun.
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Oh!
Hi, me!
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This place must keep track
of everything we've done
in our lives.
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Wow. I've been nodding
for a long time.
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FATHER TIME: Hey, guys!
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Isn't this place incredible?
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It's like we're living
in the future.
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Father Time!
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Emerald Snake Strike!
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Great.
I think we got him.
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Yuck. Okay, buddy,
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let's get you
back to your wheel.
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( gasps )
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( clock ticking )
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Ahh, all right.
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I guess I'll get back
to doing that.
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Oh, well,
it's only for all eternity.
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( sighs )
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We can't just make him.
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Maybe there's some other way
to turn that giant wheel.
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( chittering )
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Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
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Actually, I was thinking we'd--
Never mind, it works.
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Now you can go
anywhere you want,
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and keep the wheel moving!
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Aww, thanks, guys.
I owe ya.
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Please, help yourself
to any of my mud.
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Even the nice stuff.
We're good.
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Oh, and maybe
don't freeze time again.
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It's kind of fragile.
You don't want to break it.
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Know what I mean?
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Well, so long. Ha ha!
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Time hamsters away!
Yoo-hoo!
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Wait, the wheel's moving.
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TOGETHER:
We've got to get back!
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( clock ticking )
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( puppies yipping )
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( singing )
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Whoa!
Aaaah!
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Hey, Jackie.
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Hey, Marco.
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Well, see ya.
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You did it!
You finally talked to her!
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What happened
to waiting for the perfect time?
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Well, all of a sudden,
I thought,
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if you have the time,
why waste it?
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Looks like I'm finally
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( slow-mo )
getting somewhere...
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Ha ha! You guys really get me!
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( yawning )
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STAR: Morning, Marco!
Hey.
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Aaaah! Whoaah!
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( Marco screaming )
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( laughing ) Whooo!
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Oh, that was awesome!
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I know, right?
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Stairs are so boring.
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I hope my parents don't flip
when they see this.
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MAN: I'm flipping!
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Dad!
Relax, son.
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This is like the perfect getaway
without actually getting away.
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( laughing ) Oh, boy!
( dolphin chattering )
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( laughing )
I love living here!
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If my parents found out
I've been using magic
for stuff like this...
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How about that?
This was cool,
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but next time,
maybe a little heads-up?
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Wet socks are a form of torture
in some countries.
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( doorbell ringing )
I'll get it!
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( blows horn )
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Oh, hey, Dad.
Dad?!
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Hello--
Oh, no!
I need to hide everything.
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( foghorn blaring )
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What a pleasant surprise.
( fake laugh )
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What brings you here
unexpectedly?
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Well,
I was in the neighborhood and--
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Agh.
Who am I kidding?
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You mother has banished me
from the castle.
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What did you do?
Nothing!
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I just left a garment or two
laying around.
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I thought perhaps,
I could stay here for a day
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while this blows over.
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Of course you can stay here.
You are familia.
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You can watch the kids while me
and the wifey actually get away.
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Hasta mañana.
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Ah, good show!
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Huh? Oh, hello--
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Aaah!
( yipping )
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Star, if you mother was here
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and knew you were using
your wand inappropriately,
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she would send you
straight to St. Olga's.
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But I'm not your mother!
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I rather enjoy destructive
magical puppies.
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This visit is actually
gonna be fun then!
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TOGETHER: Father-Daughter Day!
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Tour time!
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Hey, guys, hold up.
I'm gonna go change my socks.
265
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,712
Ugh, it's like
I'm walking in pudding.
266
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,781
Check out my room.
267
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,683
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
268
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,720
( creatures giggling )
269
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,456
Get him!
Get him!
270
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,423
Gut him like a fish!
271
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,926
I got 20 bucks on Teddy!
272
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,327
ALL: Hi, Star!
273
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,829
I'm Kevin.
I'm new.
274
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,298
Magnificent!
275
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,333
If you like this,
let me show you
276
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,803
the most magical room
in the whole house.
277
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,472
The bathroom!
278
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,909
( gasping, grunting )
279
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,744
What a glorious throne!
280
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,480
Why does it have a hole?
281
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:40,351
Um, humans put things in there
and flush 'em down.
282
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,053
Flush?
What's a flush?
283
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,622
( water flushing )
284
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,959
My word,
where does the water go?
285
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,361
Nobody knows.
286
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:54,465
It's one of Earth's
greatest mysteries.
287
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,434
Does this go in it?
288
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,969
All the time.
289
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,405
( flushing )
290
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,809
( gasps )
291
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:09,047
( huffing, puffing )
292
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,683
This?
I don't see why not.
293
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,918
(flushing )
294
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,919
This?
295
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,821
Go for it.
296
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,524
DAD: This?
STAR: Go ahead!
297
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,992
What are they doing in there?
298
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,861
( laughing )
This?
299
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,430
Do it.
300
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,465
( flushing )
301
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,067
( growling )
302
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,070
Hey, Marco.
303
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,838
DAD: Love the bathroom!
304
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,841
Thanks. What's next
on the itinerary for the d--
305
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,377
Ohh-ohh-ohhhh!
306
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,879
Marco taught me
how to play this.
307
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,814
You are absolutely
gonna love it.
308
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:46,684
The goal is to knock
this tiny moon into that hole.
309
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,454
Ha ha!
What fun!
310
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,457
You're holding your club
upside-down.
311
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,025
This is a club?
312
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,628
There's one thing
we got better on Mewni.
313
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,630
Tally-ho!
314
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,468
Ha ha! How's that for
getting it into the hole?
315
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,404
What's that?
316
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,805
♪ ( music box )
317
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,074
That's the Candy Castle.
The next hole.
318
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,977
Lord Salivary
of the Weebler elf clan.
319
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,946
You sly dog!
320
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,482
( roars )
What?
321
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,517
Ha ha!
322
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,487
Mommy,
why is Santa doing that?
323
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,055
Dad!
324
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:27,425
I'll teach you to give my wife
the googly eye!
325
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,960
Dad, stop it!
326
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,599
( people screaming )
DAD: Ha ha!
327
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,702
The ball's in your court,
Salivary!
328
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,443
( moaning )
329
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,544
( sniffing )
330
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,082
( screaming )
331
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,552
Gross, gross,
gross, gross, gross!
332
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,457
Ew. What was that?
( commotion )
333
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,792
Aaaah!
Aaaaah!
334
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,262
( grunting, laughter )
335
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,197
Dad, what are you doing?
336
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,466
Ha ha ha! Hello, darling!
337
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,569
It's the middle of the night.
338
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,105
Ah, the perfect time
for a tussle.
339
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,474
Isn't that right, clowney?
340
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,042
The name is Kevin,
old man!
341
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,478
Arrr!
342
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,146
Give it up, clown!
343
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,614
Bring the pain!
344
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,785
I can do this all night.
345
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,721
DAD: Ha ha ha!
CLOWN: Chicky-wink.
346
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,693
Good morning, Star.
347
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,729
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
348
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,633
It was ridiculously loud
last night.
349
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,169
It wasn't me, Oscar.
It was my dad.
350
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,771
He's insane!
351
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,539
He just thinks
he can come down to Earth
352
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,607
and do whatever he wants.
353
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,576
He is so inconsiderate.
354
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,645
Huh.
I can weirdly relate.
355
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,680
What do you mean?
356
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,182
Doesn't that sound familiar?
357
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,253
Yeah.
358
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,089
He does this to my mom.
359
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,725
Never mind.
360
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,828
Well, I'm just glad
he's leaving today.
361
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,531
I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
362
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,600
Hello, Star.
363
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:18,069
Dad, what are you doing?
364
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,937
I'm hanging lights
for the party.
365
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,540
What party?
Oh, jeez!
366
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,042
I forgot to tell you.
367
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,277
I'm having
such a great time here,
368
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,579
I've decided to stay.
369
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,647
Isn't that great?
370
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,582
Greeeeeat.
371
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,651
Oh, and in celebration
of moving here,
372
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,587
I've invited some friends
to check out my new digs.
373
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,822
( doorbell ringing )
They're here.
374
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,558
( party chatter )
375
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,260
Chew, chew, chew,
chew, chew!
376
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,630
( giggling )
Don't wake him up, man.
377
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,099
We'll see if Salivary
recovers from this one.
378
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,001
( laughing )
379
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,070
Dad, I really need
to talk to you right now.
380
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,604
HELIOS: Hey, guys!
381
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,008
Well, here I am! Yeah!
Now the party can start.
382
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,077
Ha ha! Ooh, tight squeeze.
383
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,345
My bad.
384
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,415
Oh, no.
Who invited Helios?
385
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,651
That guy is the worst.
386
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,754
Gross!
Now he got his ear pierced?
387
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,224
There he goes,
eating all the appetizers.
388
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,659
He ruins every party
389
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,894
and is completely
oblivious about it.
390
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,697
Funny.
I can weirdly relate.
391
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,934
Look, people are already
going into orbit around him.
392
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,902
No, no, no! Please, somebody!
393
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,737
His gravitational pull--
394
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,906
So why don't you
just kick him out?
395
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,275
Along with everyone else?
396
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,911
No way.
I'm not talking to that tool.
397
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,046
Ugh!
398
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,248
Uh, hey, guys.
399
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,850
Are those water balloo--
Whoa!
400
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,651
Punch. Punch. Punch.
401
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,054
No, no, no, no, no.
Whoah!
402
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:46,290
Your feet are so soft.
403
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,659
Aaaah! No!
404
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,063
Whoo! Everybody, dancing really
sure works up my appe--
405
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:53,397
Oho, dessert!
406
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,935
Excuse me, I think
you've overstayed your welcome
407
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,670
and you gotta go.
408
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,874
Well,
you want to know something?
409
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,408
I may be filled with hydrogen,
410
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,344
but you're filled
with annoy-ogen.
411
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,713
You just got
burned by the sun!
412
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,047
( laughing )
413
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,682
Whoa!
414
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,217
MARCO:
I don't ask for much.
415
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,354
Just a pair of dry socks,
that's all.
416
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,290
It's like I'm mushing bananas
between my toes.
417
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,659
Marco, I am so sorry
418
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,661
that every time
I tried to have some fun,
419
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,130
I ended up soaking your socks.
420
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,766
Look, I love all the fun things
you want to do,
421
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,235
just a little heads-up
would be nice.
422
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,071
There's really nothing worse
than wet socks.
423
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,374
Oh, yeah.
424
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,309
Oh, yeah!
425
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,978
Nothing worse than wet socks.
426
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,847
( laughing )
427
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:46,751
I'm still hungry,
but there's no more food.
428
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:50,688
I guess I'll just have to eat
the whole planet!
429
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,290
( gasp )
430
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,859
It's time to purge this party.
431
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,296
( groaning )
432
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:01,032
Hey, two pairs
of wet socks!
433
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,800
I'm outta here.
434
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,371
Because
I'm ridiculously apathetic
435
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,041
to the suffering of others,
I'm leaving too.
436
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,743
Gentlemen, gentlemen!
437
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,779
Wow.
438
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,081
I really made
a mess of things.
439
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,753
There's no way
I'm poopin' out on this party.
440
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,121
Ahchoo!
441
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,724
Um, sweetheart,
442
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,994
I perhaps
got a little carried away.
443
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,964
And I may have been
a little inconsiderate.
444
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:37,235
I guess that's why your mother
threw me out in the first place.
445
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,070
I'm sorry, you guys.
446
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,372
And you'll patch
things up with Mom?
447
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,907
Definitely.
448
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,175
Hugs!
Hugs!
449
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,910
What are you gonna do
with Helios?
450
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,980
Ooh, after party!
Where we gonna go?
451
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,917
I have no idea, but I'll
give you a ride! Ha ha!
452
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,419
Tally-ho!
( Helios screaming )
453
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,989
Hole in one! Ha ha ha ha!
454
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,991
I'll send my top serfs here
455
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:02,526
to make everything
better than new.
456
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:03,594
Farewell.
457
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,796
Bye, Dad.
Bye.
458
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,466
Whew. From now on, I'll always
give you a heads-up.
459
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:12,236
Thanks, but a surprise is good
every once in a while.
460
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,271
Wouldn't you agree?
461
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,438
Ah!
462
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:19,010
( laughing )
463
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:25,883
♪ I think Earthis a pretty gre-at place ♪
464
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,785
♪ That's saying something
465
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,054
♪ 'Cause I've beenthrough outer space ♪
466
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:33,924
♪ I think it suits me,it's just my style ♪
467
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:38,062
♪ I think I'm gonna staya little while ♪
468
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:42,066
♪ I think that strangers are
just friends you haven't met ♪
469
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:46,103
♪ I'm blasting monstersand I never break a sweat ♪
470
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:50,474
♪ I'm really thinkingI could call this place home ♪
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