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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:45,716 Hawaiian Flight 451 to Honolulu 2 00:01:45,799 --> 00:01:49,966 will be boarding in 15 minutes through gate number 26. 3 00:01:50,048 --> 00:01:52,465 We will be boarding by row numbers. 4 00:01:52,549 --> 00:01:53,590 Please remain seated 5 00:01:53,674 --> 00:01:55,882 until your section has been called. 6 00:02:07,465 --> 00:02:08,757 You headed home? 7 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:12,590 Yeah. 8 00:02:14,799 --> 00:02:16,173 We were at the Amanari. 9 00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:18,424 It was fine. The food was good. 10 00:02:19,382 --> 00:02:20,340 Not much to do there, 11 00:02:20,424 --> 00:02:22,924 but we just like to sit around anyway. 12 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:25,590 Which hotel were you at? 13 00:02:27,424 --> 00:02:30,674 -White Lotus. White Lotus? 14 00:02:30,757 --> 00:02:34,382 Our guide told us someone was killed there. 15 00:02:35,924 --> 00:02:38,007 The body's on our plane. 16 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:40,674 On our plane? To Honolulu? 17 00:02:40,757 --> 00:02:43,382 Yeah. They're about to load the body on our plane. 18 00:02:45,257 --> 00:02:47,924 Well, other than that, did you have a good vacation? 19 00:02:50,424 --> 00:02:51,716 It was my honeymoon. 20 00:02:51,799 --> 00:02:53,382 Oh, congratulations. 21 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,507 How wonderful. Was it everything you hoped? 22 00:02:59,132 --> 00:03:01,841 -Where's your wife? -Yeah, where's your wife? 23 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:08,340 No offense... 24 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,090 leave me the fuck alone. 25 00:03:14,298 --> 00:03:16,298 Okay then. 26 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:43,632 ♪ ("ON A COCONUT ISLAND" BY LOUIS ARMSTRONG PLAYING) ♪ 27 00:03:45,674 --> 00:03:48,507 ♪ On a coconut island ♪ 28 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:52,048 ♪ I'd like to be a castaway With you ♪ 29 00:03:53,048 --> 00:03:55,924 ♪ On a coconut island ♪ 30 00:03:56,007 --> 00:04:00,382 ♪ There wouldn't be So very much to do ♪ 31 00:04:00,465 --> 00:04:03,298 ♪ I would linger a while and ♪ 32 00:04:03,382 --> 00:04:07,632 ♪ Just gaze into Your lovely eyes of blue ♪ 33 00:04:07,716 --> 00:04:10,757 ♪ Then I'd walk for a mile and ♪ 34 00:04:10,841 --> 00:04:14,966 ♪ Come running back To be with you... ♪ 35 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:19,048 Oh my God, who are these people? 36 00:04:19,132 --> 00:04:21,882 ♪ You and me forever... ♪ 37 00:04:22,882 --> 00:04:24,799 So, these two. 38 00:04:24,882 --> 00:04:26,632 They just got married in the Hamptons. 39 00:04:26,716 --> 00:04:28,465 Her parents have a place there. 40 00:04:28,549 --> 00:04:31,882 I bet they met on Raya. Totally. 41 00:04:31,966 --> 00:04:35,048 -She's in fashion. -Marketing. 42 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:39,632 He went to Dartmouth, international finance. 43 00:04:39,716 --> 00:04:43,298 -She loves him, but... -He's got a small dick. 44 00:04:43,382 --> 00:04:45,841 He's a closet Adderall snorter. 45 00:04:45,924 --> 00:04:47,382 Gives him an edge at work. 46 00:04:47,465 --> 00:04:50,215 Makes his dick even smaller. 47 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:54,716 Walmart heiress. 48 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,799 She's meeting her friends for a girls' trip. 49 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:58,048 She gets on their nerves, 50 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,507 but she pays for everything, so they put up with her. 51 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:03,090 She's an American Brigitte Bardot. 52 00:05:03,173 --> 00:05:05,966 -She loves animals. -Hates Jews. 53 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,340 High-end pimps for a billionaire sex pervert. 54 00:05:10,424 --> 00:05:11,882 They're coming to recruit us 55 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:13,966 for their Illuminati pedophile sex ring. 56 00:05:17,757 --> 00:05:19,090 Hey, girls. 57 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:20,674 What, Mom? 58 00:05:20,757 --> 00:05:23,340 Liv, come up front. I think you can see the resort. 59 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,340 -Up, up, up, up, up. 60 00:05:25,424 --> 00:05:27,298 ♪ Just to bask In your smile and ♪ 61 00:05:27,382 --> 00:05:28,424 Quinn. 62 00:05:28,507 --> 00:05:31,590 ♪ To realize My dreams come true... ♪ 63 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:40,799 Here they come. 64 00:05:42,173 --> 00:05:43,424 Big smiles. 65 00:05:47,298 --> 00:05:49,465 Wave, Lani. There we are. 66 00:05:50,424 --> 00:05:52,799 Wave like you mean it, Lani. 67 00:05:52,882 --> 00:05:57,382 ♪ Coconut island, baby We could make our dream... ♪ 68 00:05:57,465 --> 00:05:59,632 Look, Lani, I-- I know it's your first day on the job, 69 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:02,298 and, uh, I don't know how it worked at your other properties, 70 00:06:02,382 --> 00:06:05,882 but here, self-disclosure is discouraged. 71 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,424 Especially with these VIPs who arrive on the boat. 72 00:06:08,507 --> 00:06:11,549 You know, you don't wanna be too specific 73 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,549 as a-- as a presence, as an identity. 74 00:06:13,632 --> 00:06:15,882 You wanna be more generic. 75 00:06:15,966 --> 00:06:18,007 -Generic? -Yes. 76 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:19,674 You know, it's a Japanese ethos 77 00:06:19,757 --> 00:06:22,924 where we are asked to disappear behind our masks 78 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,924 as pleasant interchangeable helpers. 79 00:06:26,007 --> 00:06:28,507 It's tropical kabuki. 80 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:31,549 And the goal is to create for the guests 81 00:06:31,632 --> 00:06:35,090 an overall impression of vagueness 82 00:06:35,173 --> 00:06:37,090 that can be very satisfying, 83 00:06:37,173 --> 00:06:38,924 where they get everything they want 84 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,924 but they don't even know what they want, 85 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:43,215 or what day it is, or where they are, 86 00:06:43,298 --> 00:06:46,007 or who we are, or what the fuck is going on. 87 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:50,090 It looks like you got a dollop of mayonnaise on your top, Lani. 88 00:06:50,173 --> 00:06:53,340 -What is that on your left tit? -Oh, uh, I-- I don't know. 89 00:06:53,424 --> 00:06:54,966 That's what I mean. 90 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,090 Oh, God. Here they come. 91 00:06:57,173 --> 00:07:00,382 I mean, I just feel like there's so many different trees. 92 00:07:00,465 --> 00:07:03,257 Shit. I don't know. Just hold the tray up high 93 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,716 and cover the stain on your boob. 94 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,632 Just a little higher. That's it. 95 00:07:06,716 --> 00:07:09,549 Welcome. Thank you. 96 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:15,966 Mr. and Mrs. Mossbacher. Hello. I'm Armond, the resort manager. 97 00:07:16,048 --> 00:07:18,424 -Welcome to the White Lotus. -Thank you. 98 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:19,966 How was your journey here? 99 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,966 Long. Oh. 100 00:07:22,048 --> 00:07:24,841 -But honestly, fine. -Happy to be here. 101 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:26,716 The boat ride does add time to the trip, 102 00:07:26,799 --> 00:07:29,632 but the views of the coastline are magnificent, aren't they? 103 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:30,966 -Incredible. -Yeah. 104 00:07:31,048 --> 00:07:32,716 Simply a must for our VIPs 105 00:07:32,799 --> 00:07:35,007 staying in the suites. 106 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:38,048 Now, it's just a short ride in the cart with Dillon to the hotel... 107 00:07:38,132 --> 00:07:40,841 -Aloha. -...and then we'll get you to your suite, the Tradewinds, 108 00:07:40,924 --> 00:07:42,215 and you can freshen up. 109 00:07:42,298 --> 00:07:43,590 Thank you, Armond. Thank you. 110 00:07:43,674 --> 00:07:44,799 -Of course. Right this way. 111 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,507 - 112 00:07:46,590 --> 00:07:47,841 Aloha. Aloha. 113 00:07:47,924 --> 00:07:50,090 -Masculine for you. -Nuts. I'm nuts for nuts. 114 00:07:51,424 --> 00:07:54,465 I'm presuming Mr. Shane Patton and Mrs. Rachel Patton? 115 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:56,173 -Oh! -That's us. 116 00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:58,173 Oh my God. Yes. 117 00:07:58,257 --> 00:08:00,173 -Is that not correct? No, it's correct. 118 00:08:00,257 --> 00:08:02,090 I'm just, um-- I'm getting used to it. 119 00:08:02,173 --> 00:08:05,007 We just got married the day before yesterday. 120 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:08,173 -Yeah. -I am aware. Congratulations. 121 00:08:08,257 --> 00:08:09,841 -Oh... -Yeah. Thanks. 122 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,007 -Um... Mrs. Patton. Wow. -Yeah. 123 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,340 Sounds so weird. 124 00:08:13,424 --> 00:08:16,590 Like, am I changing my name? Is that... 125 00:08:16,674 --> 00:08:18,215 Well, how about we get you a daiquiri 126 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,173 before you make any major life decisions? 127 00:08:20,257 --> 00:08:21,340 Ooh, yes. Yes. 128 00:08:21,424 --> 00:08:24,173 Christie will be riding with you back to the hotel. 129 00:08:24,257 --> 00:08:25,674 -Okay. -And she'll escort you 130 00:08:25,757 --> 00:08:27,674 -to the Palm Suite. Palm Suite. 131 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:29,340 And I'm sure you will just love it. 132 00:08:29,424 --> 00:08:30,882 -Okay. 133 00:08:30,966 --> 00:08:31,841 Aloha, aloha. 134 00:08:31,924 --> 00:08:33,215 Aloha. -Aloha. Thank you. 135 00:08:33,298 --> 00:08:35,173 I'll check in with you in a little while, okay? 136 00:08:35,257 --> 00:08:36,799 Okay. -Okay. Bye-bye. 137 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:40,882 -Aloha. Aloha. 138 00:08:40,966 --> 00:08:43,757 -Aloha. -Are you Ms. MacQoowod? 139 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,757 Quoid. One syllable. 140 00:08:46,841 --> 00:08:50,298 -MacWad? -Well, two syllables, 141 00:08:50,382 --> 00:08:54,841 but the second part is one syllable, "wad." 142 00:08:54,924 --> 00:08:56,674 MacQuoid. 143 00:08:56,757 --> 00:08:58,632 -Is it Gaelic? -I don't know. 144 00:08:58,716 --> 00:09:01,382 I really don't know. I-- Just, listen, I-- 145 00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:03,716 I'm in desperate need of a massage. 146 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:06,507 Is that possible? Is there anything available? 147 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,716 I mean, I just-- I'd take anything right now 148 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,757 because I have a herniated disc and I just... 149 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:14,590 -Belinda behind you. -Belinda behind me? 150 00:09:14,674 --> 00:09:17,841 Belinda, who is behind you, is our spa manager. 151 00:09:18,966 --> 00:09:20,132 -Hi Oh. 152 00:09:20,215 --> 00:09:21,966 Belinda, Ms. Macuhwad is in need of treatment. 153 00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:24,132 Would you have any openings for her this afternoon? 154 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:28,257 Um... unfortunately, we are all booked. 155 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:32,173 Oh, no. I just-- Really? 156 00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:34,215 Are you sure? I would really appreciate it. 157 00:09:34,298 --> 00:09:36,173 I'm not picky. You know, if-- 158 00:09:36,257 --> 00:09:38,674 I don't have to have deep tissue or anything. 159 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,757 I'd take anything at this point. Anything. 160 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,507 Anything but reiki, of course. 161 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:46,257 Um, you know what? I'll see what we can do. 162 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,632 Really? -Yeah. 163 00:09:47,716 --> 00:09:49,841 -Okay. Thank you. 164 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:54,841 Uh, Lani is our trainee. 165 00:09:54,924 --> 00:09:57,298 Um, Lani, please ride with Ms. MacQuoid 166 00:09:57,382 --> 00:10:00,132 back to the hotel and bring her up to the Hibiscus Suite. 167 00:10:00,215 --> 00:10:03,132 Hibiscus. -Okay. Thank you. 168 00:10:03,215 --> 00:10:04,257 -Aloha. -Aloha. 169 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:06,007 Thank you. 170 00:10:21,382 --> 00:10:23,632 Oh, there's a lobster bake tonight. 171 00:10:23,716 --> 00:10:25,674 -Oh. -Lobster. Yum. 172 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:30,590 -Hey. -Hey. 173 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:33,507 Let's get this honeymoon started. 174 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:34,841 Oh, really? 175 00:10:34,924 --> 00:10:37,132 Hmm. 176 00:10:42,257 --> 00:10:44,757 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 177 00:10:44,841 --> 00:10:47,257 What? What is it? 178 00:10:48,424 --> 00:10:49,757 What's wrong? 179 00:10:51,257 --> 00:10:52,716 This is the wrong room. 180 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:57,424 -What do you mean? -Wh-- 181 00:10:57,507 --> 00:10:59,007 We're supposed to be in a honeymoon suite. 182 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:02,382 This isn't the honeymoon suite. This... 183 00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:04,757 Maybe it is. Why isn't it? 184 00:11:04,841 --> 00:11:06,841 No, 'cause I did a virtual tour on the website. 185 00:11:06,924 --> 00:11:10,674 This is, uh, this isn't it. This is just a regular suite. 186 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,924 What are you talking about? 187 00:11:13,007 --> 00:11:15,924 This is like the swankiest hotel room I've ever stayed in. 188 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:18,632 Yeah, well, you haven't traveled that much, so... 189 00:11:18,716 --> 00:11:20,924 Plus, we're paying for the honeymoon suite. 190 00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:24,674 Hmm... technically, we're not paying for anything. 191 00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:28,382 Your parents are. I think it's fine, Shane. 192 00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:30,716 I mean, look, it's an amazing view. 193 00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:34,716 And we're near the restaurant. And it's convenient. 194 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:37,424 We can stuff ourselves and go drown in the ocean. 195 00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:40,757 Uh... 196 00:11:40,841 --> 00:11:42,382 we're supposed to have our own plunge pool 197 00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:44,382 and a private patio. 198 00:11:44,465 --> 00:11:47,382 There's a balcony. There's another balcony. 199 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,298 I mean, they screwed us on our room. 200 00:11:49,382 --> 00:11:51,799 Oh, Shane. I wouldn't go that far. 201 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:54,090 -Well... Just talk to the guy. 202 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,132 Yeah. Yeah. 203 00:11:58,549 --> 00:12:02,132 Is it-- is it a big deal? Really? 204 00:12:02,757 --> 00:12:04,382 -Yeah. -Yeah? 205 00:12:04,465 --> 00:12:06,841 It's our once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon. 206 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,382 Yeah. 207 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:10,549 I just want it to be perfect for you, baba. 208 00:12:12,841 --> 00:12:14,841 Mm, you're the sweetest. 209 00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:16,924 All right. I'm gonna go talk to the guy. 210 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:19,340 -Okay. -Maybe a blowjob first? 211 00:12:19,841 --> 00:12:21,173 What? 212 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,465 What? We had a 12-hour flight. 213 00:12:23,549 --> 00:12:25,674 -I'm all horned up for you. -Shane, stop. 214 00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:27,716 I'm gonna talk to this guy with half a boner? 215 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:29,382 Stop it. -All right, yeah. 216 00:12:29,465 --> 00:12:30,924 No, we'll save it for the right room. 217 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:33,090 -Yeah. -All right. 218 00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:35,549 -Wait, I'm gonna come with you. Okay! 219 00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:51,716 Will you be needing anything else 220 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:52,841 at this time, ma'am? 221 00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:56,924 One thing. It's just, uh, where are the bags? 222 00:12:57,674 --> 00:12:59,924 Right there. Right behind you. 223 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:03,132 Oh. Right. Of course. 224 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,424 -Okay. Thank you. -You're welcome. 225 00:13:05,507 --> 00:13:09,465 Wait, there's just, um, there-- there was one small bag. 226 00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:11,132 It's a small white plastic bag. 227 00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:13,632 That's the only one that's-- I don't see it here. 228 00:13:13,716 --> 00:13:14,966 Okay. A plastic bag? 229 00:13:15,048 --> 00:13:16,465 A white-- Yeah, it's very important. 230 00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:17,799 -Plastic bag? Yeah. 231 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:19,882 Do you think they could have left it on the-- on the wheelie? 232 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:24,674 Oh my God. Oh my God. It has, uh-- Oh my God. 233 00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:25,966 I can call the bellman. 234 00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:29,382 Yeah, uh, I-- no, yeah-- It has my mother's ashes in it. 235 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:30,841 -Oh! Oh. Oh my God. 236 00:13:30,924 --> 00:13:33,132 -Do you think it's lost? -Oh, no, no, no. 237 00:13:33,215 --> 00:13:36,215 I took two boats. We-- If maybe you could call 238 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,632 the boat-- the boat people, and then there was a-- 239 00:13:38,716 --> 00:13:40,882 there was a little white-- a little golf cart thing. 240 00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:42,298 I don't think it had a trunk in it, 241 00:13:42,382 --> 00:13:44,340 but maybe it was left on there, but I just, uh-- 242 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,215 No, I... -Did the boat depart? 243 00:13:46,298 --> 00:13:48,340 Oh my God! Oh my God. 244 00:13:48,424 --> 00:13:50,424 -Is this it? -Thank you. Thank you. 245 00:13:50,507 --> 00:13:53,507 I just-- That would have been really bad. 246 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,507 -Thank God. Thank you. -Thank you. 247 00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,590 -I-- I can't lose these. -No. 248 00:13:57,966 --> 00:13:58,966 Mahalo. 249 00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:10,966 It's okay. 250 00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:19,841 Oh my God. 251 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:23,882 The beach looks sick. We should go. 252 00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:25,632 Girls. Yeah, let's go. 253 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,173 Yeah? 254 00:14:28,257 --> 00:14:30,257 I would like to talk to you guys about, you know, 255 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,549 just some of this clutter, 256 00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:33,632 because this is gonna be our common space, 257 00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:36,382 and I would love to try to, you know, just clear it out. 258 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:38,090 -'Cause I think I'll have an anxiety attack... -Mom. 259 00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:39,632 ...if I have to live in this all the time. 260 00:14:39,716 --> 00:14:40,882 We can take care of it later. 261 00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,966 Well, you know what? Let's take care of it now. 262 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,048 Maybe we can find a good spot to store everything. 263 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:50,007 Quinn. Why is your bed in here? 264 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,048 Olivia said I have to sleep here. 265 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:57,090 Olivia, your brother is not sleeping in the kitchen. 266 00:14:57,173 --> 00:14:58,048 Why not? 267 00:14:58,132 --> 00:15:00,173 Well, because it's a galley kitchen. 268 00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:01,132 It's tiny. 269 00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,090 And we've got this whole beautiful room. 270 00:15:03,173 --> 00:15:06,465 Mom, he's doing fine in there. Look, he's stimming. 271 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:07,882 He can entertain himself for hours 272 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:09,382 with just his own hand gestures. 273 00:15:09,465 --> 00:15:12,007 -He's fine in the kitchen. -Olivia, no. 274 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,132 Mom, you want him sleeping out here with us? 275 00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:16,924 He's gonna jerk off to Paula while she's sleeping. 276 00:15:17,007 --> 00:15:20,465 I really don't feel like waking up to that, Mrs. Mossbacher. 277 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:21,590 Call me Nicole. 278 00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:23,507 And you do have a beautiful body, Paula. 279 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,549 Mom. 280 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,841 You have a beautiful body, too, Olivia. 281 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:27,298 I just don't think it's fair for your brother 282 00:15:27,382 --> 00:15:29,924 to have to spend his entire vacation in a windowless box. 283 00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:31,424 You got to bring a friend. 284 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:34,048 And I'm so appreciative, Nicole. 285 00:15:34,132 --> 00:15:36,465 Well, we're so happy to have you, Paula. 286 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:37,966 I'm fine in here. 287 00:15:38,048 --> 00:15:39,340 See, Mom, he's fine. 288 00:15:39,424 --> 00:15:41,298 He's being himself, gaming and fapping 289 00:15:41,382 --> 00:15:43,048 and bye, see you later. 290 00:15:46,966 --> 00:15:48,757 We're gonna take care of this, honey. 291 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:51,590 Shortly. 292 00:15:56,382 --> 00:15:58,173 Okay. It's okay. 293 00:15:59,966 --> 00:16:01,882 Gotta change my shirt. I spilled... 294 00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:08,716 Okay. 295 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:17,424 Hey, saw you called. 296 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:19,590 Oh my God, Darrell, the baby's coming or something. 297 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,090 No. No way. -No-- no, I swear. 298 00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:23,298 Baby. 299 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:26,340 It-- it hurts so freaking bad. I don't know what to do. 300 00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:28,424 Just come home then. -No. 301 00:16:28,507 --> 00:16:31,173 No. I don't get off for four more hours. 302 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,716 Just come home, baby. 303 00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:37,590 I can't. I can't, okay? Because-- because-- 304 00:16:37,674 --> 00:16:40,340 because no one even knows. It's my first freaking day. 305 00:16:40,424 --> 00:16:43,841 It'll be fine, okay? I'm here for you. 306 00:16:43,924 --> 00:16:48,007 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I gotta go. I gotta change. 307 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,549 -Okay, pray for me, yeah? I will. I love you. 308 00:16:50,632 --> 00:16:53,674 I love you. Hang in there, baby. 309 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,382 I got this. 310 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:06,632 Oh, you changed your uniform. Good. 311 00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:10,924 What was that anyway? Was it tuna fish? 312 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,173 Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. 313 00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:16,340 -Are you a messy eater or... -Oh, no. 314 00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:19,966 I mean, it-- it's beachy casual but always presentable, 315 00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:21,465 you know, with a clean look. 316 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,674 Clean. 317 00:17:23,757 --> 00:17:26,799 Oh, Mr. Patton and Ms. Undecided. 318 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:29,257 You finding everything to your liking? 319 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,215 Uh, actually, I think you put us in the wrong room. 320 00:17:31,298 --> 00:17:33,340 We-- we're supposed to be in the honeymoon suite. 321 00:17:33,424 --> 00:17:35,507 Oh, there is no honeymoon suite. 322 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:37,590 Well, uh, we're supposed to have 323 00:17:37,674 --> 00:17:40,173 a plunge pool on a private patio. 324 00:17:40,257 --> 00:17:43,590 Oh, well, that would be the, uh, the Pineapple Suite. 325 00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:44,716 -Okay. -But... 326 00:17:45,382 --> 00:17:47,173 I-- yeah, I don't have a-- 327 00:17:47,257 --> 00:17:49,132 a record of you booking that room, no. 328 00:17:50,257 --> 00:17:52,257 Uh, my mother sent a virtual tour. 329 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,716 She booked the room. 330 00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:57,757 Uh, well, you're paying for a presidential ocean view suite. 331 00:17:57,841 --> 00:18:01,340 Um, the Palm. That's a very nice room. 332 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:02,674 -Totally unique. -Right. 333 00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:05,007 -It's really nice, yeah. -But no plunge pool. 334 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:07,340 But you still have the infinity pool, 335 00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,048 the waterfall pool, and the fountain pool. 336 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:10,424 Right. 337 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,549 The Pineapple Suite, it has the private pool 338 00:18:12,632 --> 00:18:14,674 but it doesn't have the ocean view. 339 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:18,590 Um, I think the privacy would be nice, right? 340 00:18:18,674 --> 00:18:21,257 I don't know. Maybe I should call my mother? 341 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,048 Do you wanna call your mother? 342 00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,340 What do you think she'll say? 343 00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:28,465 I think she's gonna say we're in the wrong room, but... 344 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:29,841 Well, the Pineapple Suite 345 00:18:29,924 --> 00:18:32,173 isn't available, I'm afraid, anyway. 346 00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:33,382 Oh, it's not? 347 00:18:33,465 --> 00:18:35,507 No. There's a German couple staying there. 348 00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:37,632 They also just got married. 349 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,966 -So... it is a honeymoon suite. -Shane. 350 00:18:41,048 --> 00:18:42,716 No, I just-- -It's not that big of a deal. 351 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:44,257 I mean, the room is really-- It's gorgeous. 352 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,090 Oh, well, the Palm is everyone's favorite. 353 00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:47,716 I prefer the Palm to the Pineapple. 354 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:50,799 -Don't you, Lani? -Palm, yeah. The Palm. 355 00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:53,424 Uh-huh. -Okay. Um... 356 00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:57,090 All right. 357 00:18:58,132 --> 00:18:59,298 That's a bummer. 358 00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:06,841 I saw the virtual tour of it, and it's... 359 00:19:06,924 --> 00:19:09,882 We're definitely not paying for the more expensive room? 360 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,090 No. -Right? 361 00:19:11,173 --> 00:19:12,757 I mean, yes, you are not. 362 00:19:13,966 --> 00:19:14,966 Okay. 363 00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:19,841 -Um, hi. -Hi. 364 00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:22,090 Is there anything else I can help you with, or... 365 00:19:23,632 --> 00:19:24,716 No, that's... 366 00:19:28,257 --> 00:19:31,382 -Thank you. Thanks. -Of course. 367 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:36,882 I think I might've fucked up 368 00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,716 and double booked the Pineapple Suite. 369 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:41,465 But, you know, hopefully they'll just get over it. 370 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:44,382 See, in situations like that, just always stay positive. 371 00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:45,882 Remind these people of-- 372 00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:48,215 of all the fabulous things they already possess. 373 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,757 Unique room, ocean view. 374 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:54,382 You have to treat these people like sensitive children. 375 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:57,424 They always say it's about the money, but it's not. 376 00:19:57,507 --> 00:20:01,090 It's not even about the room. They just need to feel seen. 377 00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:05,340 -Seen. -They wanna be the only child. 378 00:20:05,424 --> 00:20:08,716 The special, chosen baby child of the hotel. 379 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:10,924 And we are their mean mummies, 380 00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:13,716 denying them their Pineapple room. 381 00:20:29,882 --> 00:20:30,882 I, uh... 382 00:20:33,257 --> 00:20:36,632 -Are they bigger? -I don't know, you tell me. 383 00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:40,424 -I haven't seen them in a while. -Nicole, they're fucking huge. 384 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,799 Huh. I wonder what's going on. 385 00:20:43,882 --> 00:20:47,924 It's cancer. I have testicle cancer. 386 00:20:48,007 --> 00:20:51,465 We don't know that yet. We have not gotten the results. 387 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:53,841 -Shouldn't we be getting those? -Tomorrow. 388 00:20:53,924 --> 00:20:58,507 -Well, wait. Isn't tomorrow now? -No. Tomorrow. 389 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,966 No. I know. But tomorrow there is what here? 390 00:21:02,048 --> 00:21:04,549 -No. It's still tomorrow. -Okay. Well, you know, 391 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:06,882 he said that it could be a lot of other things. 392 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,424 No. He said that it maybe could be other things. 393 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:13,632 And there's not a lot of other things it could be, right? 394 00:21:13,716 --> 00:21:16,716 I mean, uh, it's not a family of mice 395 00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:20,215 that burrowed inside my ball sack. It's cancer. 396 00:21:21,007 --> 00:21:22,215 Or maybe even something worse. 397 00:21:22,298 --> 00:21:25,298 Well, let's just wait and hear what he has to say. 398 00:21:25,382 --> 00:21:28,090 -Let's not, you know... -It's cancer! 399 00:21:30,382 --> 00:21:33,549 It's cancer. -Why are you so sure? 400 00:21:34,882 --> 00:21:39,465 Nic, my dad died of cancer and he was only 46 years old. 401 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,966 It wasn't testicular cancer, was it? 402 00:21:42,048 --> 00:21:45,007 I don't-- Wait. I don't even know. 403 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:48,257 You know what? I should call my Uncle Charlie and find out. 404 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,674 It's just... so disturbing 405 00:21:50,757 --> 00:21:54,090 that it's in my balls, and that they get big like this. 406 00:21:54,966 --> 00:21:57,132 It's very Gogol. 407 00:21:57,215 --> 00:22:00,424 Mark, whatever it is, you're gonna be fine. 408 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:02,757 People get cancer. They deal with it. 409 00:22:02,841 --> 00:22:04,966 It's not like it was when your dad had it. 410 00:22:05,048 --> 00:22:05,924 And you know what? 411 00:22:06,007 --> 00:22:07,674 They're making breakthroughs every day. 412 00:22:07,757 --> 00:22:10,799 It's like a nonstop parade of progress. 413 00:22:10,882 --> 00:22:13,549 You know what? This is terrible timing. 414 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,674 Coming here was nuts. 415 00:22:15,757 --> 00:22:19,173 Look at your son. He's sitting in there alone. 416 00:22:19,257 --> 00:22:21,716 He looks like he's killing time in a waiting room 417 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:25,132 before a root canal. Go get him. Go have some fun. 418 00:22:25,215 --> 00:22:26,257 Nic... 419 00:22:29,424 --> 00:22:34,132 Quinn is the exact age I was when my dad died. 420 00:22:35,048 --> 00:22:36,507 Well, then all the more reason 421 00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:38,966 to pay him a little attention now... 422 00:22:39,048 --> 00:22:40,757 while you're still with us. 423 00:23:37,173 --> 00:23:39,173 Come on. Get out of the closet. 424 00:23:50,215 --> 00:23:52,424 -Hey! Hey. 425 00:23:52,507 --> 00:23:55,799 All right. Let's go out and explore. 426 00:23:55,882 --> 00:23:58,298 -What do you mean? -Let's get off the phone, 427 00:23:58,382 --> 00:24:00,716 and let's go have some fun, okay? 428 00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:03,090 This is nature. 429 00:24:03,924 --> 00:24:06,590 Nature, Quinn. Quinn, nature. 430 00:24:08,674 --> 00:24:11,132 -Well... -Yeah? 431 00:24:11,215 --> 00:24:13,716 -All right. -All right. Get your suit on. 432 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,549 -Oh, hey. -Hi. 433 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:28,966 Do you remember me? -Yes. 434 00:24:29,048 --> 00:24:31,173 Any luck squeezing me in today? 435 00:24:31,257 --> 00:24:34,841 All of our masseuses are fully booked. 436 00:24:34,924 --> 00:24:36,841 -Sorry. -Oh. 437 00:24:36,924 --> 00:24:41,257 But I actually have some free time right now, myself. 438 00:24:41,924 --> 00:24:43,132 Oh. 439 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,757 Here's what I'm thinking, Tanya. We could do a consultation. 440 00:24:45,841 --> 00:24:47,007 That way I can get a better sense 441 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,674 of what's going on with you and your body. 442 00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:50,382 And I could give you a cranial sacral, 443 00:24:50,465 --> 00:24:54,507 -which I always recommend. -So, no massage? 444 00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,757 I think you'll find this really cathartic. 445 00:24:57,424 --> 00:24:58,924 Will I be fully naked? 446 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:00,966 Oh, no. We'll put you in a bathrobe 447 00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:03,007 so you're comfortable and we can do a little movement. 448 00:25:03,090 --> 00:25:04,757 -Okay? -Okay. 449 00:25:04,841 --> 00:25:07,298 Okay. Right this way. -Thank you. 450 00:25:18,716 --> 00:25:19,757 Hi! 451 00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:24,841 Hi. 452 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:28,173 I saw you guys on the boat and on the plane. 453 00:25:31,173 --> 00:25:33,799 -Uh, where are you from? -New York. 454 00:25:34,757 --> 00:25:37,257 -What neighborhood? -Um, East Village. 455 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:40,590 But I'm letting go of my place. I'm gonna move into Shane's-- 456 00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:43,841 my husband's-- my husband's name is Shane. 457 00:25:43,924 --> 00:25:45,382 Where'd you meet him? 458 00:25:45,465 --> 00:25:46,716 Through friends. 459 00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:49,257 Oh, not Raya? 460 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,132 Raya? No. Not Raya. 461 00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:54,298 How long was the engagement? 462 00:25:54,382 --> 00:25:57,007 We actually just met last September. 463 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:58,841 Oh, wow. That was really fast. 464 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,799 Yeah. Like, how'd you know he was the one? 465 00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:08,215 Oh, I don't know, um... the chemistry was there, and... 466 00:26:08,298 --> 00:26:09,841 His dick's not small. -Yeah. 467 00:26:09,924 --> 00:26:11,424 I don't know. Shane really wanted 468 00:26:11,507 --> 00:26:15,799 to get married, and he's very decisive 469 00:26:15,882 --> 00:26:20,465 and pretty convincing, so it just felt right. 470 00:26:20,549 --> 00:26:24,090 -Yeah. What does he do? -He's in real estate. 471 00:26:24,173 --> 00:26:25,924 Uh, that's what his father does. 472 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:27,924 Oh, he works for his father? 473 00:26:28,007 --> 00:26:31,257 -What do you do? -I'm a-- I'm a journalist. 474 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,799 Oh. 475 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:35,716 Mostly profiles and, um-- 476 00:26:35,799 --> 00:26:39,716 -Where'd you go to school? -SUNY Potsdam. 477 00:26:40,882 --> 00:26:43,841 -Hmm. -Uh, and then I... 478 00:26:43,924 --> 00:26:46,966 I moved to the city to change the world 479 00:26:47,048 --> 00:26:50,882 and make a name for myself and pay off my loans. 480 00:26:50,966 --> 00:26:53,757 All of which I have yet to do, so... 481 00:26:53,841 --> 00:26:56,048 Won't he pay off your loans? 482 00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:58,716 Shane? I-- 483 00:26:59,549 --> 00:27:04,382 -But he could? -Well, uh, yes. Yeah. 484 00:27:04,465 --> 00:27:06,007 Yeah, he could. 485 00:27:06,090 --> 00:27:09,132 Yeah, of course, 'cause he's super rich. 486 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:13,424 Well, his family is wealthy compared to my family-- 487 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,340 I mean, compared to most families. Yeah. 488 00:27:16,424 --> 00:27:19,757 I mean... it sounds like you scored. 489 00:27:19,841 --> 00:27:22,424 Yeah. He's super hot. Congrats. 490 00:27:24,173 --> 00:27:26,090 Do you two go to school together? 491 00:27:31,257 --> 00:27:32,716 What year are you in? 492 00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:34,215 -Sophomores. -Sophomores. 493 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:38,173 And your mom-- um, I'm assuming it's your mom. 494 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:42,465 She looks really familiar. Is she-- Um, what does she do? 495 00:27:44,841 --> 00:27:47,090 Her mom's the CFO of POOF. 496 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:52,632 Oh, yeah. That's Nicole Mossbacher. 497 00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:54,007 That's your mom? 498 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:56,298 I actually wrote a profile on her. 499 00:27:56,382 --> 00:27:59,257 Well, it was repurposing someone else's profile, 500 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,007 but, um, it was like... 501 00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:05,048 "Ten Women Kicking the Corporate World's Ass," 502 00:28:05,132 --> 00:28:08,132 -you know? That kind of thing. -Yeah. 503 00:28:09,382 --> 00:28:11,298 -She's a big deal. 504 00:28:17,716 --> 00:28:20,340 Okay. Well, it was nice to meet you. 505 00:28:49,841 --> 00:28:51,132 Oh, shit. 506 00:29:12,132 --> 00:29:15,257 -♪ ♪ 507 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,298 Uh, I-- I, uh-- uh-- 508 00:29:22,382 --> 00:29:23,924 -I think I-- -Lani, are you all right? 509 00:29:24,007 --> 00:29:25,215 You're white as a sheet. 510 00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:27,674 I should-- I should sit down. 511 00:29:27,757 --> 00:29:29,590 Well, we can't have you sitting in the lobby. 512 00:29:29,674 --> 00:29:32,215 Just go and have a rest in my office. 513 00:29:32,298 --> 00:29:33,257 Okay. 514 00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:35,716 Food poisoning, you think? Maybe the tuna? 515 00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:40,632 -Yeah, tuna. 516 00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:43,007 Oh, Mr. Mossbacher. How can I help you? 517 00:29:43,090 --> 00:29:46,799 Uh, my son and I were looking to do some kind of activity. 518 00:29:46,882 --> 00:29:48,632 Wonderful. Of course. Fantastic. 519 00:29:48,716 --> 00:29:52,048 And I thought it would be fun to try scuba diving. 520 00:29:52,132 --> 00:29:54,882 Yes. A few reefs are still thriving. 521 00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:57,257 Do you have your PADI license? 522 00:29:57,340 --> 00:29:59,841 PADI license? No. What is that? 523 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,298 No, I don't. 524 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,841 Then that would be impossible. 525 00:30:02,924 --> 00:30:05,507 Uh, you can get your accreditation here, though, 526 00:30:05,590 --> 00:30:07,298 -in the pool. -Great. 527 00:30:07,382 --> 00:30:08,632 Takes three days. 528 00:30:09,882 --> 00:30:14,173 How about... water skiing? 529 00:30:14,257 --> 00:30:16,048 Yes. Very fun. 530 00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:18,257 Uh, the swells are too great right now, unfortunately. 531 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:20,132 We just had a hurricane pass through, 532 00:30:20,215 --> 00:30:22,215 so it's a bit biblical out there. 533 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:23,173 That's too bad. 534 00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:25,173 Yeah. Maybe later in the week. 535 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,173 How about jet skiing? 536 00:30:27,257 --> 00:30:31,340 Same. Swells. It's a liability issue. 537 00:30:31,424 --> 00:30:33,257 Mm-hmm. Um... 538 00:30:33,882 --> 00:30:36,716 ...surf lessons? 539 00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:40,090 Well, the surfing team leaves first thing in the morning. 540 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:42,841 I can sign you up for tomorrow, 6:00 a.m.? 541 00:30:45,132 --> 00:30:47,007 6:00 a.m.? No way. 542 00:30:47,090 --> 00:30:48,382 Um, I don't know. 543 00:30:48,465 --> 00:30:50,757 What-- what would you suggest that we do? 544 00:30:50,841 --> 00:30:55,090 Well, I would suggest snorkeling in the bay. 545 00:30:55,173 --> 00:30:57,215 You know, there's not too many fish in the afternoon, 546 00:30:57,298 --> 00:30:59,215 but you'll definitely see something. 547 00:30:59,298 --> 00:31:01,215 And you can get your masks and fins and things 548 00:31:01,298 --> 00:31:03,173 -at the beach shack. -Are there sharks? 549 00:31:03,257 --> 00:31:05,048 They are actually a family of sharks 550 00:31:05,132 --> 00:31:07,757 that hang out in the bay, but they're quite small. 551 00:31:07,841 --> 00:31:10,841 Like this big. They're cute. 552 00:31:11,757 --> 00:31:12,924 Okay. 553 00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:17,340 -Yeah, let's do it. Cool. 554 00:31:17,424 --> 00:31:18,632 Enjoy yourselves. 555 00:31:18,716 --> 00:31:20,549 And I'll see you tonight at the lobster bake. 556 00:31:20,632 --> 00:31:21,632 Yup. 557 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:28,007 Oh. God. What is this? 558 00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:31,007 Can somebody clean this up, please? Dillon? 559 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:45,215 What I'm hearing is you're having a lot of fatigue. 560 00:31:46,215 --> 00:31:47,215 Yeah. 561 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,716 I feel like taking a nap right now. 562 00:31:51,632 --> 00:31:53,465 Why do you think you're so tired? 563 00:31:55,632 --> 00:31:58,340 I think it's 'cause I'm so close to the floor. 564 00:32:00,173 --> 00:32:01,340 In general. 565 00:32:02,966 --> 00:32:08,173 Well... my mom passed away in June. 566 00:32:09,716 --> 00:32:11,465 I'm so sorry. 567 00:32:11,549 --> 00:32:15,007 Just dealing with all the logistics, 568 00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:20,590 you know, of it all. It's-- it was just exhausting. 569 00:32:22,465 --> 00:32:24,382 And I'm still dealing with it. 570 00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:26,549 You know, my mother... 571 00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:30,298 I have her ashes, you know. 572 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:34,632 I brought them here, and I was-- you know-- 573 00:32:34,716 --> 00:32:36,424 I was gonna scatter them in the ocean, 574 00:32:36,507 --> 00:32:38,757 'cause she loved the ocean, but I-- you know-- I don't-- 575 00:32:38,841 --> 00:32:39,924 I-- I don't even-- 576 00:32:40,007 --> 00:32:42,674 I don't even know where I'm gonna scatter them. 577 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,549 My mother actually passed away a few years ago, 578 00:32:50,632 --> 00:32:54,090 and, you know... I'm still grieving. 579 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,924 -I'm still working through it. -Oh. 580 00:32:56,966 --> 00:32:58,716 Nobody loves you like your mother. 581 00:33:00,632 --> 00:33:01,757 Yeah. 582 00:33:03,799 --> 00:33:08,257 But... my mother, she's-- 583 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:09,716 She was, um... 584 00:33:11,132 --> 00:33:12,924 She was just... 585 00:33:14,632 --> 00:33:15,757 Yeah. 586 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:19,882 My love life is a ruin. 587 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:23,173 I've driven away every man that... 588 00:33:23,257 --> 00:33:24,841 ...I've ever been involved with, 589 00:33:24,924 --> 00:33:27,048 'cause you know, I just-- I get-- I-- 590 00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:29,632 I just, you know, I get too attached. 591 00:33:30,424 --> 00:33:32,632 And they don't like that. 592 00:33:33,465 --> 00:33:35,132 I just-- 593 00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:38,382 I can't get rid of this, like-- this-- 594 00:33:38,465 --> 00:33:42,132 this really empty feeling. 595 00:33:42,215 --> 00:33:44,799 I want-- 596 00:33:44,882 --> 00:33:47,465 I want someone to figure it out for me. 597 00:33:50,966 --> 00:33:53,424 -Why don't we try something, okay? 598 00:33:55,674 --> 00:33:56,841 Will you trust me? 599 00:34:00,716 --> 00:34:01,799 Okay. 600 00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:08,382 Wow. 601 00:34:08,465 --> 00:34:10,799 Boy, you know, this feels nice. 602 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:12,841 -Tanya? -Mm-hmm. 603 00:34:12,924 --> 00:34:15,007 I want you to repeat after me, okay? 604 00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:16,966 Okay. 605 00:34:17,048 --> 00:34:20,799 -Every moment... -Every moment... 606 00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:23,382 ...I'm being born into this life. 607 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:27,424 ...I'm being born into this life. 608 00:34:27,507 --> 00:34:32,632 -I will drop the story... -I will drop the story... 609 00:34:32,716 --> 00:34:35,507 ...and feel the newness of each moment. 610 00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:39,841 ...and feel the newness of each moment. 611 00:34:40,507 --> 00:34:42,549 I am my own phallic mother. 612 00:34:43,757 --> 00:34:46,382 I'm my own phallic mother. 613 00:34:46,465 --> 00:34:48,549 I'm my own vaginal father. 614 00:34:49,882 --> 00:34:52,507 My own vaginal father? 615 00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:55,716 I fill my own cup. 616 00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:59,215 I fill my own cup. 617 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:02,298 My failing body is immaterial. 618 00:35:02,382 --> 00:35:07,799 The child in me is alive and fresh as the day I was born. 619 00:35:07,882 --> 00:35:10,882 ...is immaterial because the child in me is 620 00:35:10,966 --> 00:35:13,298 as fresh as the day it was born. 621 00:35:13,382 --> 00:35:16,549 I will connect with that child at all times 622 00:35:16,632 --> 00:35:18,549 and feed and nurture her. 623 00:35:18,632 --> 00:35:21,132 I will connect with that child at all times 624 00:35:21,215 --> 00:35:23,674 and feed and nurture her. 625 00:35:41,257 --> 00:35:42,966 You don't have to do this part. 626 00:35:43,048 --> 00:35:44,215 I know, but I like it, okay? 627 00:35:44,298 --> 00:35:46,298 I know. I'll just-- It's a Hindu chant... 628 00:35:46,382 --> 00:35:49,007 -Okay. ...so just listen... 629 00:35:49,090 --> 00:35:50,590 -and breathe. -I love it. 630 00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:54,799 What are you doing? 631 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:57,549 Huh? 632 00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,799 Why do you keep looking at your dick? 633 00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:02,841 I'm not. I'm looking at my balls. 634 00:37:08,424 --> 00:37:09,674 I'm gonna go in. 635 00:37:10,716 --> 00:37:12,340 Are you afraid of sharks? 636 00:37:13,507 --> 00:37:14,507 It's just... 637 00:37:41,048 --> 00:37:43,716 -Hey. -Where'd you go? 638 00:37:43,799 --> 00:37:46,298 To the pool. 639 00:37:46,382 --> 00:37:48,298 You know those girls from the boat, 640 00:37:48,382 --> 00:37:49,465 the young ones? 641 00:37:49,549 --> 00:37:54,799 They made me feel, like, really, really weird just now. 642 00:37:54,882 --> 00:37:56,632 -Baba. What? 643 00:37:56,716 --> 00:37:58,048 The guy lied. 644 00:37:58,132 --> 00:38:00,757 I mean, that or he's just stupid or something. 645 00:38:00,841 --> 00:38:02,465 We did book the room with the pool, 646 00:38:02,549 --> 00:38:03,465 and we paid for it. 647 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:05,132 My mom forwarded me the booking. 648 00:38:05,215 --> 00:38:06,507 -Shane! What? 649 00:38:06,590 --> 00:38:08,549 I'm not gonna let him ruin our honeymoon. 650 00:38:08,632 --> 00:38:10,882 No. But he's not. You are. 651 00:38:10,966 --> 00:38:13,882 Like, let's just enjoy this room. It's nice. 652 00:38:13,966 --> 00:38:16,382 Just forget about the other room. 653 00:38:16,465 --> 00:38:19,090 But we paid for it. 654 00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:22,799 -Get over yourself. -Get over myself? 655 00:38:22,882 --> 00:38:23,924 Get over it. 656 00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:26,924 Like, why are we even thinking about this? 657 00:38:27,007 --> 00:38:30,841 Let's just enjoy our honeymoon, you know? 658 00:38:30,924 --> 00:38:33,173 There's no problem. 659 00:38:35,590 --> 00:38:38,507 Oh my God. Baba. 660 00:38:38,590 --> 00:38:42,048 -What? -It's our first marital spat. 661 00:38:42,966 --> 00:38:44,215 Uh... 662 00:38:44,298 --> 00:38:48,007 Is that what you want? Are you looking for fights? 663 00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:51,382 Not with you. I'm not fighting. 664 00:38:52,757 --> 00:38:56,549 Just come here. Come over here. Come here. 665 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:07,465 I won't mention it again. I'll take care of it. Okay? 666 00:39:07,549 --> 00:39:11,841 I just want you have the best. The best. 667 00:39:11,924 --> 00:39:14,007 Okay. 668 00:39:15,674 --> 00:39:17,132 Okay. 669 00:39:17,215 --> 00:39:19,966 ♪ ("PUA NANI O HAWAII" BY MICHAEL ALAN SCOTT PLAYING) ♪ 670 00:39:21,799 --> 00:39:23,507 Yeah. Today at 3:00? 671 00:39:24,590 --> 00:39:27,257 Oh, yeah. Let me take a look. We can-- 672 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:28,882 Of course, we can do the massage, 673 00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:31,048 and then we can follow that with the scrub. 674 00:39:31,132 --> 00:39:32,257 We can do the wrap too. 675 00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,882 Unfortunately, we can't do the scrubs in the room. 676 00:39:34,966 --> 00:39:37,090 We have a water room for that. 677 00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:39,549 Okay. Great. We'll get you in for that. 678 00:39:39,632 --> 00:39:42,632 And then, you also wanted a wrap too? 679 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:50,090 We'll do that at 3:00, massage, followed by scrub, 680 00:39:50,173 --> 00:39:52,924 followed by the wrap. And you also... 681 00:39:54,590 --> 00:39:57,966 -Yes, yes, yes. We can absolutely do a facial. I loved it. 682 00:39:58,048 --> 00:40:00,424 -Loved it. The exfoliating facial is pretty intensive. 683 00:40:00,507 --> 00:40:03,716 It's about an hour and a half, so we can, um... 684 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:07,382 Oh, no. Absolutely. 685 00:40:07,465 --> 00:40:09,882 We can take the whole block of time if you want. 686 00:40:14,966 --> 00:40:17,882 -♪ ♪ -See anything good? 687 00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:20,966 No. Not really. 688 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:29,257 I saw... a lot of seaweed. It was... pretty gross. 689 00:40:29,966 --> 00:40:31,007 Yeah. 690 00:40:34,716 --> 00:40:36,090 -What? 691 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:39,048 Ah, I'm just thinking. 692 00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,882 Being a man, being a young man... 693 00:40:44,882 --> 00:40:47,924 in this time right now, can't be easy. 694 00:40:48,007 --> 00:40:51,674 Why? 'Cause we can't harass girls anymore? 695 00:40:51,757 --> 00:40:52,757 No. 696 00:40:55,007 --> 00:40:56,257 Well, yeah. 697 00:40:58,424 --> 00:41:01,841 I don't know. I don't know, the modern world today 698 00:41:01,924 --> 00:41:05,090 is just so... emasculating. 699 00:41:05,173 --> 00:41:07,048 You mean, like, we're cucked? 700 00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:09,757 Yeah. 701 00:41:10,674 --> 00:41:13,674 Unless you're a fireman or something. 702 00:41:13,757 --> 00:41:16,924 You know, I think... it's like every kid... 703 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:21,924 like, growing up, wants to be the hero of the story. 704 00:41:22,465 --> 00:41:24,090 And in the end... 705 00:41:25,757 --> 00:41:28,632 you know, you're just happy you're not the villain. 706 00:41:28,716 --> 00:41:30,340 You know what I'm saying? 707 00:41:30,424 --> 00:41:32,632 Is this about mom making more money than you? 708 00:41:32,716 --> 00:41:36,340 No. It's not about that. What? 709 00:41:36,424 --> 00:41:37,757 Sorry. Sorry. 710 00:41:38,382 --> 00:41:41,257 I'm just... 711 00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:43,549 I'm proud of you, Quinn. That's all. 712 00:41:44,215 --> 00:41:45,257 Thanks. 713 00:41:46,424 --> 00:41:49,465 And I just hope that you, like, think of me... 714 00:41:51,757 --> 00:41:56,966 and... remember this time... in a positive way. 715 00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:01,757 Okay. 716 00:42:03,841 --> 00:42:05,007 I love you. 717 00:42:07,799 --> 00:42:08,966 I love you, too. 718 00:42:41,048 --> 00:42:43,882 If you like pineapple, the soufflé will knock your socks off. 719 00:42:43,966 --> 00:42:45,549 That's my tip for tonight. 720 00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:48,340 Enjoy yourselves, lovebirds. 721 00:42:48,424 --> 00:42:50,090 How are you tonight, people? 722 00:42:50,173 --> 00:42:51,841 -Oh, good, thanks. -Good to see you. 723 00:42:58,257 --> 00:43:00,841 Like she actually cared about the working poor. 724 00:43:00,924 --> 00:43:03,924 She was a neoliberal war hawk. 725 00:43:04,007 --> 00:43:06,215 She was a neolib and a neocon. 726 00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:08,507 I'm sorry. Did you say Hillary Clinton? 727 00:43:08,590 --> 00:43:10,090 Something about Hillary Clinton? 728 00:43:10,173 --> 00:43:11,298 Nothing, Mom. 729 00:43:11,382 --> 00:43:14,382 Oh. Oh, is that the trendy thing they're teaching now, 730 00:43:14,465 --> 00:43:15,924 to hate on Hillary Clinton? 731 00:43:16,007 --> 00:43:17,632 Mom, don't get triggered. 732 00:43:17,716 --> 00:43:20,465 Hillary Clinton is one of the most influential women 733 00:43:20,549 --> 00:43:24,298 of the last 30 years, and many women in my generation 734 00:43:24,382 --> 00:43:26,132 very much admire Hillary Clinton. 735 00:43:26,215 --> 00:43:29,465 Okay. Don't worry about it, Mom. We all love Hillary Clinton. 736 00:43:29,549 --> 00:43:31,215 How was the snorkeling? 737 00:43:31,298 --> 00:43:32,757 Did you see the little sharks? 738 00:43:32,841 --> 00:43:35,132 Nope. Didn't see much. 739 00:43:35,215 --> 00:43:36,966 No? Well, go first thing in the morning, 740 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:37,966 take a little bread, 741 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:39,424 and they'll swim right up to you. 742 00:43:39,507 --> 00:43:41,716 It's like a Disney movie. 743 00:43:41,799 --> 00:43:43,382 A slightly scary Disney movie. 744 00:43:45,424 --> 00:43:46,924 Oh. Excuse me. 745 00:43:48,132 --> 00:43:49,173 What? What is it? 746 00:43:49,257 --> 00:43:52,882 Um, Lani is in your office, having a baby. 747 00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:55,924 -What? Who's Lani? -The trainee. 748 00:43:56,007 --> 00:43:58,090 What do you mean she's having a baby? 749 00:43:58,173 --> 00:43:59,966 She is in labor. 750 00:44:00,048 --> 00:44:04,132 Lani, the trainee, is having a baby in my office? 751 00:44:04,924 --> 00:44:06,132 That's not possible. 752 00:44:07,382 --> 00:44:08,716 Well, it's happening. 753 00:44:10,924 --> 00:44:13,090 -Oh, fuck. Uh, Armond. 754 00:44:13,173 --> 00:44:14,757 Oh my gosh. I have to tell you something. 755 00:44:14,841 --> 00:44:15,799 I have to tell you. 756 00:44:15,882 --> 00:44:17,841 I had the most amazing treatment today. 757 00:44:17,924 --> 00:44:20,048 You know, I've had a lot of treatments in this lifetime. 758 00:44:20,132 --> 00:44:21,924 And I swear to God, the one that I had today 759 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:24,048 was probably the best treatment I've ever had. 760 00:44:24,132 --> 00:44:25,424 It was incredible. 761 00:44:25,507 --> 00:44:27,090 -It really was. -I'm sorry, madam. I'm needed in the office. 762 00:44:27,173 --> 00:44:28,173 Okay, but listen. Listen, 763 00:44:28,257 --> 00:44:30,465 I have a massage scheduled for tomorrow. 764 00:44:30,549 --> 00:44:33,007 And, um, I want to request Belinda. 765 00:44:33,090 --> 00:44:34,757 -Belinda is the best. -I'll make a note. 766 00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:36,007 Can you help me with that? 767 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,382 -I'll make a note. All right. 768 00:44:38,465 --> 00:44:42,007 God! Lani, what's going on? 769 00:44:43,173 --> 00:44:45,048 Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant? 770 00:44:45,132 --> 00:44:48,173 I'm sorry. I needed work, okay? I-- 771 00:44:48,257 --> 00:44:51,590 You-- you can't have a baby the first day on the job. 772 00:44:51,674 --> 00:44:56,173 I didn't know. She's early. Oh, she's early. 773 00:44:56,257 --> 00:44:57,757 Well, do you have a doctor. Lani? 774 00:44:57,841 --> 00:44:59,298 -Dr. Rezz is on his way. 775 00:44:59,382 --> 00:45:01,507 But he is coming from the other side of the island. 776 00:45:01,590 --> 00:45:03,340 -Oh my God. He'll be here. 777 00:45:04,799 --> 00:45:06,173 Somebody should get Belinda up here. 778 00:45:06,257 --> 00:45:08,424 Seems like she might have dabbled in midwifery. 779 00:45:08,507 --> 00:45:10,632 Yeah. M-- maybe one of the guests is a doctor? 780 00:45:10,716 --> 00:45:12,632 What? I'm supposed to walk around the lobster bake, Dillon? 781 00:45:12,716 --> 00:45:14,215 "Is there a doctor? Our trainee is having 782 00:45:14,298 --> 00:45:16,007 a baby in the lobby." Idiot! 783 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:25,632 It's like the only activity they have here. 784 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,924 What are you doing? Stop. That's embarrassing. 785 00:45:32,007 --> 00:45:34,507 -I'm helping. -Mom, what the fuck? 786 00:45:34,590 --> 00:45:37,549 Lobster is very tough. It's very tough. 787 00:45:37,632 --> 00:45:41,424 Oh, it hurts. I can't! 788 00:45:43,966 --> 00:45:47,173 -Oh God, oh God, oh God. You're okay. 789 00:46:06,424 --> 00:46:08,048 I'm gonna go back up to the room. 790 00:46:08,132 --> 00:46:09,215 Thank you. 791 00:46:28,841 --> 00:46:32,382 Hey, I bet those are the German fuckers that got our room. 792 00:46:33,132 --> 00:46:34,173 What? 793 00:46:36,257 --> 00:46:37,340 That's all right. 794 00:46:38,716 --> 00:46:39,882 You look beautiful. 795 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,549 Thank you. 796 00:46:42,632 --> 00:46:45,173 -Sir! Hey, sir. Hey. -Y-- yes? 797 00:46:45,257 --> 00:46:49,507 Um, I have an email here... uh, about the booking. 798 00:46:49,590 --> 00:46:51,757 Can I talk to you about this in just a minute? 799 00:46:52,882 --> 00:46:55,424 Uh, yeah. No problem. Yeah. Whenever. 800 00:46:57,048 --> 00:47:01,924 Or never. It's all good. It's all good. 801 00:47:02,966 --> 00:47:04,465 Thank God I caught you. 802 00:47:04,549 --> 00:47:06,340 -What's going on? -I have no idea what to do. 803 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:08,674 -Oh, hey. Hi. Hey. 804 00:47:08,757 --> 00:47:12,257 Hey-- Wait-- Belinda. Belinda. 805 00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:14,882 Belinda, it's me. 806 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:18,090 To... the adventure of a lifetime. 807 00:47:19,757 --> 00:47:21,716 There's no one I'd rather be doing it with. 808 00:47:21,799 --> 00:47:22,841 Cheers. 809 00:47:25,090 --> 00:47:27,173 You're doing great, Lani, okay? Breathe for me. 810 00:47:27,257 --> 00:47:28,507 You gotta breathe. Give me your eyes. 811 00:47:28,590 --> 00:47:30,173 -Breathe deep in, okay? 812 00:47:30,257 --> 00:47:31,882 In. Out. 813 00:47:31,966 --> 00:47:33,882 -Hey. Doctor's here. 814 00:47:33,966 --> 00:47:35,966 -Oh, thank God. 815 00:47:36,048 --> 00:47:38,424 -Hey, Lani, I'm Dr. Rezz. Thank you. 816 00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,465 -We're here to take care of you. Thank you, thank you. 817 00:47:40,549 --> 00:47:42,424 Let me get some gloves, check your vitals real quick. 818 00:47:42,507 --> 00:47:43,716 It hurts so bad. 819 00:47:43,799 --> 00:47:45,424 How far apart are your contractions? 820 00:47:45,507 --> 00:47:46,549 Two minutes. 821 00:47:46,632 --> 00:47:47,882 Two minutes? Yeah. 822 00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:50,048 I just thought she was chunky. 823 00:47:50,132 --> 00:47:52,215 You know, the poor woman was having a baby 824 00:47:52,298 --> 00:47:55,757 and I... ...I didn't even notice. 825 00:48:01,298 --> 00:48:02,424 Fuck. 826 00:48:55,382 --> 00:48:57,215 Did you think that guy was hot? 827 00:48:58,465 --> 00:48:59,966 What guy? 828 00:49:00,048 --> 00:49:03,090 That guy you were gawking at by the tiki torches. 829 00:49:06,799 --> 00:49:10,340 I don't remember seeing a guy by the tiki torches. 830 00:49:15,757 --> 00:49:19,048 Quinn, what are you doing in there? Are you fapping? 831 00:49:19,507 --> 00:49:21,007 Fuck off! 832 00:49:31,257 --> 00:49:33,674 Shit. Nicole, it's the doctor. 833 00:49:33,757 --> 00:49:36,632 I told you, today is tomorrow. Answer it. 834 00:49:38,632 --> 00:49:40,132 Hello. 835 00:49:40,215 --> 00:49:42,924 Mark Mossbacher? -This is he. 836 00:49:43,007 --> 00:49:45,674 Hi, do you have a minute for the doctor? 837 00:49:45,757 --> 00:49:46,841 Yeah. Of course. 838 00:49:46,924 --> 00:49:48,924 Okay. One second. I'll put him right on. 839 00:49:49,007 --> 00:49:50,340 -♪ ♪ 840 00:49:50,424 --> 00:49:52,215 He's calling me first thing. 841 00:49:53,215 --> 00:49:54,382 Don't read into it. 842 00:50:13,465 --> 00:50:15,549 I'm so sorry, Mark. I just lost him. 843 00:50:15,632 --> 00:50:16,674 What? 844 00:50:16,757 --> 00:50:18,716 Can we call you back in a few minutes? 845 00:50:18,799 --> 00:50:21,549 Hey, I'm on vacation. It's very late here. 846 00:50:21,632 --> 00:50:23,924 Can you just please get him back? 847 00:50:24,007 --> 00:50:26,298 I'm so sorry. It'll just be a few minutes. 848 00:50:26,382 --> 00:50:28,424 I promise. Call you right back. 849 00:50:29,298 --> 00:50:31,549 -Okay. Okay. Thanks. 850 00:50:37,424 --> 00:50:39,424 It's gonna be okay, Mark. 851 00:50:42,382 --> 00:50:44,132 It's-- it's gonna be good news. 852 00:50:45,132 --> 00:50:47,007 Good things happen to good people. 853 00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:05,173 We're married. 854 00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:07,674 We're on our honeymoon. 855 00:51:08,841 --> 00:51:11,716 Yeah. Yep. 856 00:51:11,799 --> 00:51:15,048 I'm happy. 857 00:51:16,757 --> 00:51:18,424 Yeah. Me, too. 858 00:51:18,507 --> 00:51:20,090 I just hope that we don't become 859 00:51:20,173 --> 00:51:22,799 like one of those old, depressing couples 860 00:51:22,882 --> 00:51:27,882 with all this baggage and resentment and regrets. 861 00:51:27,966 --> 00:51:29,007 And... 862 00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:34,298 I just hope it always stays this way, you know? 863 00:51:34,382 --> 00:51:35,757 Yeah. It will, baba. 864 00:51:37,716 --> 00:51:40,215 -Promise? -Yeah. 865 00:51:42,549 --> 00:51:43,590 Come here. 866 00:51:55,549 --> 00:51:57,674 We are always gonna feel like this. 867 00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:00,882 We will always be young. 868 00:52:01,632 --> 00:52:04,257 And we will always be in love. 869 00:52:05,507 --> 00:52:09,382 And there will be days and days just like this. 870 00:52:12,882 --> 00:52:14,632 -Okay? -Okay. 871 00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:17,090 Hmm. 872 00:54:23,048 --> 00:54:24,173 I wish we had drugs. 873 00:54:25,048 --> 00:54:27,757 I've got Ambien, Xanax, and a few Klonpin, 874 00:54:27,841 --> 00:54:28,966 but we can't use it all, 'cause... 875 00:54:29,048 --> 00:54:30,382 I need them for my panic attacks. 876 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,132 Oh... 877 00:54:33,716 --> 00:54:35,257 You think you could have dinner with me at the hotel tonight? 878 00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:36,716 The hotel doesn't really like it 879 00:54:36,799 --> 00:54:38,632 when the staff interacts with the guests. 880 00:54:38,716 --> 00:54:40,549 This is like some kind of caste system... 881 00:54:41,048 --> 00:54:43,173 Thank you for bringing me here. 882 00:54:43,257 --> 00:54:44,132 How are you, having fun? 883 00:54:44,674 --> 00:54:47,382 You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen. 884 00:54:48,007 --> 00:54:49,465 We got-- we gotta go... 885 00:54:49,549 --> 00:54:51,090 Girls, you left your... 886 00:54:51,966 --> 00:54:54,257 If it turns up, I will call immediately. 887 00:54:55,882 --> 00:54:57,757 -Surprise! -Mom! 888 00:54:58,549 --> 00:55:00,841 A lot of great girls came and went, but you won. 889 00:55:00,924 --> 00:55:03,340 You're making me sound like a trophy wife. 890 00:55:03,424 --> 00:55:04,590 Well, what's so wrong with that? 891 00:55:05,590 --> 00:55:08,173 I do not see what the big deal is. 892 00:55:08,257 --> 00:55:09,173 It's our honeymoon! 893 00:55:10,632 --> 00:55:12,090 I'm on vacation. 894 00:55:12,632 --> 00:55:14,507 -I'm trying to unwind... 895 00:55:14,716 --> 00:55:17,048 ...from the stress that is my life. 896 00:55:18,424 --> 00:55:19,257 So, who's the guy? 897 00:55:19,841 --> 00:55:21,924 The one you've been sneaking out every night to have sex with? 898 00:55:23,424 --> 00:55:24,674 You're so real. 899 00:55:24,757 --> 00:55:25,799 I'm very real. 900 00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:30,340 So, what's your guys' secret? How do you keep the spark alive? 901 00:55:30,424 --> 00:55:31,757 The spark? 902 00:55:31,841 --> 00:55:33,757 No, it's not alive, it died. 903 00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:36,132 Goodbye, mother! 904 00:55:38,257 --> 00:55:39,424 I don't want a free massage. 905 00:55:39,716 --> 00:55:41,257 I don't want cheap champagne. 906 00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:42,007 Enjoy. 907 00:55:42,298 --> 00:55:43,674 What I want is to speak to your boss. 908 00:55:44,590 --> 00:55:46,048 He thinks we've ruined his honeymoon, 909 00:55:46,132 --> 00:55:47,424 I will ruin his honeymoon! 910 00:55:58,632 --> 00:56:01,424 Honeymooners... Whoo! 66382

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