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? Why you gon' do that? ?
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? I got a sweet tooth... ?
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[song continues playing]
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[song stops playing]
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Hey, why'd you turn that off?
I was groovin'.
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I think you just answered
your own question, Dave.
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Oh, hey, honey.
How was your run?
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Oh, awesome.
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So much better than
paying for an expensive gym.
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I got clipped by
a skateboarder
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and stepped on...
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what I hope was burrito, but...
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but still,
we're saving a fortune.
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Yeah, and it's
for a good cause.Yeah.
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Well, you know,
you could just send Grover
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to a free public school
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and not step on burritos.
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No sacrifice is too great
for my baby boy.
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Oh, this is
not burrito.
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Hey, uh,
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did you happen to
run down Cresthaven?
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Dave, I did not pick any figs
off that guy's tree.
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Dave, are you stealing figs?
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It's not stealing.
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The figs are hanging
over a public sidewalk.
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Therefore, per
municipal code,
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these are the people's figs.
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Well, I'm with the fig guy.
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Who is this, anyway?
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I don't know, really.
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I've only ever interacted
with him on SidewalkTalk.
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On Side what now?
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It's a neighborhood app.
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Tina knows
what I'm talking about.
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I've seen her on there.
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Ugh, barely.
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I hate that app.
All people do is talk trash.
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Yeah, but it's also a great way
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to keep up with
what's going on around here
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and communicate
with our neighbors.
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Why do you
need an app?
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You got a mouth.
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Yes, but by using the app,
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I can avoid
awkward confrontations.
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And this whole fig thing
could resolve itself peacefully.
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Also,
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this app is handy
for all kinds of stuff.
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Look at this.
Recommendations for gardeners,
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finding a lost pet.
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I mean, look at this
cute little girl on Marengo.
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"Please help me find
Yertle the Turtle." Aw.
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That's actually a tortoise,
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so his name should be Yortoise.
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Well, the only reason
I even have the app
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is for the section where people
give away stuff they don't want.
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Give away? Like free?
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Ooh, I like free.Okay.
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Wow. Humidifier,
Ping-Pong table.
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[gasps] Hey, a treadmill.
I could use that.Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know, I'll grab
my keys, I'll drive you over.
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Okay.Ooh, and, uh, get
me some more figs.
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Steal your own
damn fruit.
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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?
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? Welcome to the hood. ?
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? ?
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There are so many
cute babies here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Daphne's the cutest.
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Agreed, agreed.
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I'm not judging, but
that baby over there?
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He can't sit up yet.
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Wow.
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Daphne's been able to
sit up for a month now.
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Uh-huh.I mean, not judging. I'm sure
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that baby's
good at other things.
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COURTNEY:
Oh, damn.
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That baby's
holding her own bottle.
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Daphne's so behind.
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[muttering]
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Hello, friends.
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My name is Teacher Hannah,
and I'm so happy
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to see some new faces today.
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Let's start off
with five minutes of free play.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Uh, I-I know
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Teacher Hannah from high school.
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Oh.
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Hi, welcome.
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Who is this cutie?
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Uh, well, this is
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my daughter, Daphne.
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And, of course,
I need no introduction.
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Have you been here before?
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No, no. Uh, Hannah...
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[chuckles]
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It's me, Marty Butler.
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Uh-huh.
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We went to high school together.
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Oh! Um...
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Were you in
Ms. Kittay's English class?
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No. No, I was in honors English.
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We went to junior prom together.
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Oh, my God!Yeah.
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Marty.
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Oh, of course.Ah... Oh.
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[both laughing]
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You look exactly the same.
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I know, which is why
this is so hurtful.
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I used to have the cutest
nickname for him.
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Oh, I wish I could remember.
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Oh, what-what was it?
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Uh, I doubt any
of us remember it.
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Farty Marty.
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God.
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Is that really
the cutest nickname?
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Well, you turned out great.
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And your wife is beautiful.
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Oh, no, she's not. She...
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I... I mean... No...
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Y-Yes. Yes, she
is beautiful, but
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we are not a couple.
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We're just friends
and co-parents. [chuckles]
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Well, welcome.
And don't worry,
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your little cutie
is gonna be holding
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her own bottle any day now.
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[whispers]:
She's just a little behind.
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G...
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Gemma, look.
The treadmill, I get,
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but do we really
need a surfboard?
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It was free.
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Uh...
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That wasn't my question.
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Honey... we don't even surf.
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Because we didn't
have a surfboard.
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Duh.Oh, my...
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There you go, Camille.
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Fresh new spark plugs.
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You deserve them.
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Yes, you do.
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Calvin.
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Camille.
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Dave, this is
a private conversation.
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Don't feel bad, Dave.
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He kicked me out of it, too.
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Why don't you just talk
to your bike, Pee-wee Herman?
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We're car people over here.
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I am not taking that personally.
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You always get grumpy
when it's time
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for the Great Pasadena
Bike Takeover.
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Look, I don't mind the bikes.
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It's the riders
ringing those stupid bells.
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Th-There's 400 of 'em.
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I see you.
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[bell chimes]
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DAVE:
You know what, Malcolm?
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Your father's grumpy energy
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has reminded me of something
that I saw on the Sidewalk app.
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.
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Yeah, a certain
pickup truck owner
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has been generating
a lot of complaints.
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What are you talking about?
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Uh, people are complaining
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that you are driving
up and down the street
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in your rust bucket
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blasting rap music.
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Rust bucket?Mm-hmm.
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They-they couldn't be
talking about my truck.
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Camille is in our family photo.
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Look.
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Oh, okay.
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So this how it is?
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People talking all this trash,
hiding behind they screens?
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This is not how neighbors
treat each other. [scoffs]
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One of 'em gonna call me
Fred Sanford.
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[laughs]
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What you laughing at?
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'Cause if I'm Fred,
you Lamont, you big dummy.
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You know what?
I'm downloading that app.
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Uh, no, please don't...
Just ignore it, Pop.
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You can only make it worse.
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I know, and that's
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna make it worse.
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Ooh, uh, Calvin,
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make yourself a cool avatar.
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I'm a coconut with a mustache.
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See, they don't know
who they messing with.
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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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N... No. No, no, no, no.
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I didn't say "duck."
Don't autocorrect me.
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I said what I said.
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[grunts]
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Hey, hey.
What's up?Hi.
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Oh, how was your baby class?
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Oh, it was good.
And Marty knew the teacher.
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Hannah.
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Hannah from high school?
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[laughs]:
Oh, snap.
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She had Farty Marty wrapped
around her little finger.
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Oh, I-I barely remember her.
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[laughs]:
Oh. I do.
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Marty was so excited
that she agreed
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to go to the prom with him,
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he sold his most valuable
action figure
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to pay for a limo.
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Darth Vader with
the purple lightsaber?
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It was in the box
and everything.
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But you took Hannah to the prom.
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But not from the prom.
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No, she went home
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with the star running back.
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In Marty's limo.
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COURTNEY:
Oh, Marty.
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You know, I knew
I didn't like that woman.
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Let's find another baby class.
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No, no, hey, hey, wait,
don't be silly.
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Okay?
T-That was a long time ago.
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People change.
I know I have.
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Look, I am
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a grown, successful
businessman.
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And thanks to the invention
of almond milk,
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that nickname is behind me.
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[laughs]
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It was behind you then, too.
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Um...
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...is that a rowing machine?
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Yes, it is,
and the price was right: zero.
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Ooh, check this out: a
solar-powered pizza oven.
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And if you have any
good pizza recipes
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you want to give me,
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you can fax them.
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Well,
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getting things
you were never gonna buy
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is not exactly saving money.
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True, but
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as soon as I make a sun pizza,
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I'm in the black.
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Dave, what are you doing?
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Picking up rotten figs, Calvin.
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The fig guy has brought the war
to my home.
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Where my bedroom is.
Where my wife sleeps.
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Where my child
plays with his toys.
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Okay, Michael Corleone,
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i-it's like five figs
on the ground.
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Well, Pop, if you wanted to get
a reaction out of your haters,
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it worked.
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Well, good.
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And guess what,
after five tries,
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autocorrect finally
gave up on "duck."
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Yes, I noticed.
You didn't pull any punches.
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You told Randy B.,
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"I'm gonna slap you
into next week,
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"and then follow you
into that week
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and kick your ass to April."
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Hold on, you told Arthur P.
that you were going to, quote,
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"moonwalk with my foot
in yo' ass"?
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Now, he insulted my truck.
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Calvin, I don't know
that I can "like" this.
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Well, guess what?
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[phone chimes]
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Yo' ass just did.
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Hello, friends.
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I'm so happy to see
all of you today.
262
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,980
Uh, what? My shirt?
263
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,808
[laughs]
264
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:37,419
I'm sorry?No, I just...
265
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,479
I didn't even realize
I was wearing it.
266
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,772
It's just a business I own.
267
00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:45,164
Yeah, I know it might look like
I just work there, but, no.
268
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:47,695
I buy these shirts for
the large staff that I hire,
269
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,953
and sometimes fire.
270
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,478
Wait. The Fusebox?
271
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,869
Yeah.I've seen that place.
272
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,743
Mm-hmm.It's huge.
273
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,266
You're the owner?
274
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,571
Wow.Yeah.
275
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,661
I know.
I know. See,
276
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,792
it's how I can be here
in the middle of the day.
277
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,665
You know, I don't have
to ask anybody.
278
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,057
It'd just be like, "Hey, Marty,
can I have the morning off?"
279
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,931
It'd be like, "Sure, Marty!
Take all the time you need."
280
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,976
[laughs]
281
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,677
It's a... That-That's
a boss joke.
282
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,850
[laughs]Yeah, I know. [laughs]
283
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,243
You're hysterical!
284
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,637
It wasn't that funny.
285
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,770
Even in high school,
286
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,989
I always knew he'd go far.
287
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,170
We should catch up.
288
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,818
We should.
289
00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:30,079
That'd be nice,
you know?
290
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,909
Take a stroll down memory lane,
291
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,510
reminisce about the time
that you stole his limo.
292
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,609
Oh.
293
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,436
He told you
about that little prank?
294
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,700
I used to be so crazy.
295
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,917
[laughing]:
Well, yeah, yeah.
296
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:45,182
She did the craziest stuff.Mm-hmm.
297
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,578
Well, it doesn't sound crazy,
it sounds mean.
298
00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:51,579
Okay, well, we were just kids.
299
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,148
Yeah, and you were a decent kid.
300
00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:56,279
And you were a mean girl
who entertained yourself
301
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,848
by tormenting deluded,
helpless nerds.
302
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,981
Okay, so are you
defending me or...Yes,
303
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,420
I am defending you.Okay, okay.
304
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,466
I see why you aren't a couple.
305
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,600
Oh. Oh, you see, do you?
306
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,080
[mutters]Oh. Oh. Oh.
307
00:12:13,081 --> 00:12:14,515
How about you see me outside?
308
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,953
Oh. Uh...
309
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,694
All right. All right.Let's go. Go.
310
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652
Uh, anybody want to sing? Okay.
311
00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:22,828
? The wheels on the bus
go round and round ?
312
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,351
? Round and round,
round and round ?
313
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,135
? The wheels on the bus
go round and round... ?
314
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,268
[bicycle bell rings]
315
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,926
Okay, now,
no matter what she says,
316
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,275
stay strong.
317
00:12:34,276 --> 00:12:36,015
You think I'll
cave in to Gemma?
318
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,581
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was talking to myself.
319
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,367
[door opens, closes]Yeah.
320
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,415
Check it out. A dude on Coronado
is giving away a water heater.
321
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,374
He must be crazy!
322
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,595
Um, Gemma, we need to talk.
323
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,684
Not now.
This baby's gonna move.
324
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,252
Gemma, please,
give Tina the phone.
325
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:56,383
But I really want...
326
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,951
Give me the phone!
327
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:03,347
I can stop anytime
I want, guys. I'm fine.
328
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,872
Dave, someone left a whole box
329
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,917
of universal remotes
in my driveway.
330
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,224
Those aren't yours.
331
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,269
Gemma, please, think about this.
332
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,576
How is this helping Grover?
333
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,708
It's not.
334
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:17,883
No.No.
335
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,147
I have a problem.Yeah.
336
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,584
Maybe I should go sit
in my free massage chair.
337
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,764
Gemma,
338
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,587
that thing don't work.Mm.
339
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,111
I know.
But I can fix it.
340
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,244
Okay. All right. I-I...This is bad.
341
00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,722
I'm gonna get her
in the house. Come on.
342
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,899
Come on.
343
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,596
Come on. Come on.Whoa!
344
00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:35,857
That's crazy, right?
You know?
345
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,251
Whoa! Watch it!
346
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,556
Rock in the road!
347
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,602
That's no rock.
348
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,560
That's Yertle.
349
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,892
["Carmina Burana" by Carl Orff
playing]
350
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:55,486
[distorted]: Calvin, no!
351
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,933
[bicycle bells ringing]
352
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,374
? ?
353
00:14:17,739 --> 00:14:21,642
Phew. Little buddy,
you almost got hurt.
354
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,514
Hey, it's okay, people.
355
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,169
Yertle's fine.
356
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,824
[groaning]
357
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,524
Hey, is she asleep?
358
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,091
Yup.
359
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,267
So, um,
360
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:39,573
do you want to talk about
what happened in class today?
361
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,924
You mean when I saved you
from that succubus?
362
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,537
I didn't want to be saved.
363
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,410
I'm a single dad.
364
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,456
I don't exactly have a line
of women knocking down my door.
365
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,022
You want to know
the last time I had sex?
366
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,025
Was when we made the baby.
367
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,463
Well, join the club.
368
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,683
It's not like
I don't have needs.
369
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,684
And you don't get a lot
of swipes on a dating app
370
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,875
when they ask for your hobbies,
and your answer is "lactating."
371
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:12,824
Okay, look, you and I
are just friends, fine.
372
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,390
But why are you preventing me
373
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,101
from becoming more than
friends with somebody else?
374
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,442
Because I couldn't stand
watching her play you like that.
375
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,704
That woman sucks.
376
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:26,621
Oh, well, thank you so much.
377
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,493
You're so welcome.
378
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,034
[gasps]Ooh.
379
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,821
Bedroom?Yes.
380
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,916
Okay, you have got
to have a condom somewhere!
381
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:03,091
MARTY:
No, I told you, it's been a while!
382
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,226
Hold on. I think... I think
Malcolm has some in his room!
383
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,838
COURTNEY:
Uh, find one?!
384
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,667
Got it!
385
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,092
COURTNEY: Yes!MARTY: Yes!
386
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,715
[Daphne cries]
387
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,116
COURTNEY and MARTY:
No!
388
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,675
[Daphne crying]
389
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,286
It's okay, baby.
You're good.
390
00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:25,461
? The wheels on the bus
go round and round ?
391
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,856
? Round and round,
round and round ?
392
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:29,770
? Wheels on the bus
go round and round... ?
393
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,077
[Daphne cooing]
394
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,209
Okay. I think we're good.
395
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,212
Okay. Where were we?
396
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,387
[chuckles]
397
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,868
[moaning softly]
398
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,349
Hey, hey,
I got some pizza.
399
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,264
Why?!
400
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,398
You know what?
401
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,878
I should go.
402
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:53,012
Marty, I think we...
we should call it a night.
403
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:56,015
Good night, Daph.
[kisses, chuckles]
404
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,191
[chuckling]
405
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,313
MALCOLM:
Okay. All right. Okay.
406
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,023
[laughs]
407
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,937
All right, man,
well, she's not getting any.
408
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,983
She isn't the only one.
409
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:14,162
Oh, so you couldn't
sell any of this stuff?
410
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,684
Yeah, not only could
we not sell it,
411
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,123
the Got Junk
guys wanted
412
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,122
to charge us 500 bucks
to haul it away.
413
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,647
Oh.
414
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,476
Well, goodbye, panini press.
415
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,999
I'll miss you.
416
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,567
Well, I mean, those presses
are actually pretty good.
417
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,005
Yeah.Don't-don't worry.
We still have one.
418
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,312
One. Sure.
419
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,706
Gemma.
420
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,709
This is hard!
421
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:42,060
Hey, uh, we're looking
for a Calvin Butler?
422
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,584
Uh, that's me.
423
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,109
Oh. And this young lady
must be looking for Yertle.
424
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980
Yes![laughs]
425
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,418
Well, here you go.
426
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,159
Yertle, I missed you so much.
427
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,595
Thank you, Mr. Butler.
428
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,858
Oh, don't worry about it.
429
00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,511
He's had his dinner-
a little lettuce
430
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,557
and a half a cantaloupe.
[chuckles]
431
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:04,083
You fed that turtle my
seven-dollar cantaloupe?!
432
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,087
You bought
a seven-dollar cantaloupe?
433
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,742
She's so cute.
Look at her.
434
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,831
Thanks, Mr. Butler.
I'm Xavier.
435
00:18:13,832 --> 00:18:15,397
We're over on Marengo Circle.
436
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,138
Oh, hey, it's Calvin,
and no reason to thank me.
437
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,272
All right?
It's what neighbors do.
438
00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:20,968
I'm sure you would have
did the same.
439
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,536
Yeah, speaking of that,
I actually owe you an apology.
440
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,192
I'm the one off the app
who called you Fred Sanford.
441
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,194
That was you?
442
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,456
Yeah.
443
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,588
Well, you don't owe me
an apology.
444
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,024
You owe an apology...
445
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,249
to Camille.
446
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,768
Uh, sorry, uh,
447
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,988
Camille. Camille.Camille. Yeah.
448
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,605
Now, look.
449
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,123
Now, there was a time
450
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,645
that if you had a problem
with your neighbor,
451
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,396
you'd just go
and knock on his door.
452
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,660
So, maybe next time,
why don't you try that?
453
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,743
All right.Okay?
454
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,436
Yeah.If I may.
455
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,308
I love what I'm seeing.
456
00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:57,091
You know, this is how
I should have handled
457
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,834
the whole fig situation
with Dan J.
458
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,793
Oh. You're the guy
who's stealing the figs?
459
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,362
I am not stealing them.
460
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,409
They were dangling
over a public thoroughfare.
461
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,978
Which I will explain
pleasantly to Dan J.
462
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,676
MALCOLM:
Hey, Pop?
463
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,199
We're all loaded up.
464
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,245
You know what, Calvin?
I got to say,
465
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,665
I'm starting to see
the Sanford and Sonthing.
466
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:25,251
You know, father and son,
truck full of trash.
467
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,558
Well, I don't.
468
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:32,171
Will you come on, Pop, so we can
get to the junkyard? [grunts]
469
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,785
Okay, I see it now.
470
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,138
[imitates Fred Sanford]:
Well, come on, you big dummy.
471
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:46,446
[theme
of Sanford and Sonplaying]
472
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,688
This little library is the
coolest thing in the world.
473
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,896
Yeah, right?
474
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,072
What's that smell?
475
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,552
It's compost.
476
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,684
Don't you just love it?!
477
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,470
Hey, Dave.
478
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,692
Hey, Calvin.
479
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,868
Aw, damn- two Daves?
480
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:21,132
No. Calvin, this is Dan,
481
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,307
the guy with the fig tree.
482
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,688
The app brought us together.
483
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,050
Calvin, I have heard
so much about you.
484
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,357
Dave said you're super awesome.
485
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,706
Okay. Thank you.
486
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,273
Uh...
487
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,841
actually makes me
very, very uncomfortable.
488
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,322
Yeah, uh, Calvin,
as a peace offering,
489
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,976
I made Dan a batch of
my famous Fig Johnsons.
490
00:20:38,977 --> 00:20:40,368
Oh.They're like Fig Newtons,
491
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,630
but, obviously, you
know, my last name
492
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:42,631
isn't Newton, so I...No, no,
493
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,807
no, no, Dave, I get it.
494
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,985
Oh. You know what would be
perfect to wash these down?
495
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,572
Oh, well... kombucha!Kombucha!
496
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,293
Oh, good. Jinx!Jinx!
497
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,729
Up top, Calvin!
498
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,341
Yeah, I'm gonna delete
this app right now.
499
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,306
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