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There's another way.

There's got to be...

Oh, that's bad.

It's happening again.

Percy, listen to me. I know the reactor's about to explode.

I didn't get enough time.

What do you mean?

We're coming out.

We did it.

Oh, jeez.

But you did stop it. Thank God.

It's just so hard to believe.

I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself.

I just wonder why it caused so much damage, but it never hurt you.

I don't think the thing causes the damage directly.

I think it moves through time.

I feel sorry for those people from the lab.

Well, obviously they figured out how to use graviton to manipulate time and space.

They just didn't figure out how to control what they created.

Story's the oldest time, isn't it?

They could pop up anywhere.

I need a break after this holiday or something.

Crow, what's the correct time and date?

1255, September the 13th, 2286, corrected Jovian time.

Negative offset of 17 minutes, 23.347 seconds by our curve. That sound right to you?

Absolutely. Spot on, Captain.

I don't suppose you have any idea where everyone is.

Oh, brother.

Oh, Caravaggio.

What happened?

I have no idea.

Where's Dante and Luke?

I cannot locate Dante or Luke on the tulip at all.

Really? Oh, man.

Can you tell if we've been intersected by a gravity beam?

Even if I can, it would have happened in another time. If that's what happened,

I wouldn't know where to look. Even if it's one second in the future,

it wouldn't be on my records.

Well, try something. Scan randomly.

Just keep looking for Dante and Luke.

Car?

Anything? Negative.

Still nothing.

Perhaps my scan software is... was somehow altered.

Let's do it the old-fashioned way.

Captain, Luke, please contact the bridge at once.

Dante?

Who?

Dante?

Caravaggio, what are the possible effects of a space-time warp?

Movement in time, movement in space,

replication of timelines or their variants in

alternate universes. The bubble paradigm.

Caravaggio?

What happened? I have no idea.

Well, where's Percy and Dante?

I cannot locate them on the ship.

Percy, Dante, this is Luke. Please respond immediately. Caravaggio,

have we done this before?

I haven't the remotest evidence to suggest that it has.

What are the possible effects of a time warp?

Movement in time, movement in space, separation of timelines.

Bart, did something just happen?

What are you asking me? Did what just happen?

Were you able to locate Percy and Luke? I cannot locate them on the ship.

Oh my God, it's happening again, isn't it?

How do I find them?

If this is another warp effect, they may not even exist in the here and now.

They might be a nanosecond earlier or later,

and I would never be able to detect them.

Kara, what are the possible effects of another time warp?

Haven't you asked me that already?

I don't think so.

Well, speculating, movement in time, space, separation of timelines,

replication of timelines, the bubble paradigm.

Bubble paradigm, right.

A metaphor for explaining a theoretical reality of multiple universes.

I know, I know. You found Luke and Percy yet?

They are not aboard.

Carr, how am I supposed to find somebody lost in time? If they are not on the ship,

they are most likely existing in different timelines, independently from us.

Are you certain they're not on this ship?

In a way, they probably are, but really, they're not in this bubble.

Carr, how do you reverse a time warp?

How am I going to get everyone back into the same time zone?

I know enough to say that if a graviton beam intercepted the Tulip,

it is probably moving randomly.

All right.

Analyzed every anomalous event since we encountered that laboratory.

There's got to be some way to undo what's been done to us, right?

Don't delude yourself. The odds are poor.

Just do what I said, Carl.

Yes, Captain.

Looks like you've seen a ghost.

There's nothing you can do, Captain.

I will escape.

In your dreams, pal.

My dreams will become your dreams.

The only dream you have left is that you might

be able to escape from Ganymede Correctional.

And you're so absolutely sure that our destiny lays at Ganymede?

You have no doubts about the future?

You sleep like a trouble-free baby at night, Montana.

I have eaten the sins of many worlds, and thought my stomach was full.

But I'm hungry again.

Hello?

Have you come back again?

Yeah, kitty, kitty.

Kitty, kitty. Maybe you...

If something's happened to Percy, I don't know what I'll do.

Well, something has obviously happened to her, Luke.

Thank you very much, Carr.

How's it going with your reviewing?

Almost complete.

There are, however, no life forms aboard the ship except for you and... What?

Hold on.

What is it? I have just detected something that was not registering a moment ago.

It's the prisoner, Mr. Five.

He's escaped.

Where's he heading?

Carr?

Carr, what's the matter with you?

Corvation.

Prisoner.

Ooh.

Smart system.

No security overrides built into the A1 unit.

How so very convenient.

Bar, if you can talk, confirm prisoner location, please.

Can confirm nothing.

Oh, look at all the goodies.

And there's no one at home.

The bridge. You're dead now.

Hey, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

I'm so sorry. What are you doing, Five?

Relax.

Relax.

Long, long time till we get there, there.

Where?

Where are we going, Five? Come on, where are we headed?

Ooh.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ort.

Ort!

Ho-ho! Ha-ha! Why the hell would we go to the Ort, Cloudy?

There's nothing there.

Yes.

Why the hell would we go there? Why the hell?

That is the question.

Better still, that is the answer.

I go to hell.

You'll see.

The captain doesn't believe you. Not believe me? How can that be? I never lie.

Though I, I only speak the truth. Oh, I know.

You always like to play. Play?

With what?

What's this?

Percy. Yes, yes.

She was much fun.

Much fun at playtime.

Oh, no, no! Yes, yes!

Everybody likes to play.

Playtime time is fun time.

Time to play some more.

You're lying.

Oh, I see now.

Very good. That is my friend.

Not such a smart guy now. I don't believe you.

She wasn't on the ship. Caravaggio said.

But I'm here with this.

I have traveled for so long at the high end of the curve.

Absorbing the sins of others.

From the pathetic to the monstrous.

Just imagine.

This faithful, pious man had a revelation.

An epiphany.

His sacred mission was to return to the universe

the pain which rightly belongs to it.

Sacred mission, huh?

The greater the pain, the greater the horror, the greater the return.

And young Percy, her pain was so exquisite.

It was the special communion.

How dare you!

What I am telling you is important.

Listen to me.

Take me instead of Percy, you crazy bastard.

But I'm taking you too.

You will suffer just like her.

Playtime is fun time for everyone.

Let's all go to the shuttle bay, shall we?

I told you, shuttle bay. No, come on, really,

where are we going? I told you, Oort cloud.

You just said shuttle bay.

Wait a minute, I'm confused. Where are we headed exactly? Dante,

don't try to trick me. Others have tried.

I just want to know where the hell we're headed.

We are going where I say we're going. All right for you, Mr. Smarty Pants?

Now just think, Five.

You escaped through a time warp, so everything's changed.

Maybe there is no Oort cloud in this universe.

Maybe you're not under... Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up! You're not such a smart guy now, are you? Hey?

Are you, big mouth?

Yes.

You're nothing. He knows nothing. He is nothing. Listen, if we're lost in time,

if your home doesn't exist anymore, then you need Percy.

She's the only one who understands hyperspace.

She's the only one who can help... Ow!

Ow!

Check the bridge.

Scan the vault.

Look for home. Yes.

Check it out.

Now, don't go home, he says.

Scan destination area.

Scan port.

Home.

Find home.

There we are.

Captain Montana thought he could scare you.

Don't worry, Dante. I've got Percy free.

She's okay, and I've regained control of the ship. Where are Percy and Luke?

Where's Percy? Where's Luke?

Where's everybody? Right where they're supposed to be.

Here I come, ready to save the universe.

Farewell.

Come here, little pray, pray, pray!

I got you, my son, I got you! Never run, I got you!

Damn it, I'm locked out.

You are a slippery one. It's gonna be fun gutting you.

What have you done with Percy? In this universe, nothing.

At least, not yet.

How'd you get her wrist control? Another universe.

Another time.

I might be thinking about doing something.

Or I might be thinking about doing something else right now.

Or maybe I'm thinking about... Shut up!

Where's Percy and Luke? About what I am about to do with you.

Maybe...

It's already happened a million times already.

Where are they? I'm not going to ask you again.

You can't follow them into every possibility, every universe.

Bubble universes are such a gust of fart, aren't they?

Now, where were we?

One less bubble, asshole.

Caravaggio, did something just happen?

No idea.

Where's Percy and Dante?

I cannot locate them on the Tulip.

What do you mean?

They're not on the ship. What is it you don't understand about cannot locate them?

So how do we find them?

If this is another warp effect, they may not even exist.

Percy!

Dante, it's Luke! Report!

Caravaggio, what are the possible effects of this time warp?

Movement in time, movement in space, separation of timelines,

replication of timelines or their variants in

alternate universes, the bubble paradigm.

I mean, this bubble paradigm, it's just a theory, innit? I mean,

and a far-fetched one at that.

One moment.

I now detect a life form not registering just a moment ago.

Oh, good. Who is it?

It's the prisoner. He's escaped.

Great.

Just great.

Caravaggio, are you sure Percy and Dante aren't on the ship?

Not in this bubble, although I'm speculating

if this isn't an overlap between universes.

There is a theory that an endless amount of bubble universes could intersect.

That's enough, Caravaggio.

I'm in a bit of a situation here in case you ever noticed.

You're not the only one trying to cope with an extreme situation.

Could you please look into parallel overlapping universes?

Try to find something we could use to get us back on the same timeline.

I'm going to go to the Cure Five.

Smart system.

No security overrides built in any A1 unit. How so very convenient.

Carbaggio! Confirm prisoner location! Carbaggio!

Christ, what's wrong with you?

Breach!

Stay back.

Can't catch me. I'm the boogeyman.

Ooh!

I have known some great and powerful men.

For example, I know your father.

You cuffed me right now, you pathetic piece of shit.

Yes, Darius.

He has no idea of my true mission.

Secret alert.

I only work for myself.

Always.

Myself first and always.

You shall be the instrument of his undoing.

Goodbye, Daddy.

Goodbye.

Save it. My father's dead.

Are you sure? Bubble.

Bubble, toil, and trouble. Your insanity won't work on me.

Oh, I will convert you. I always turned the doubters around.

Soon, you will be begging me.

Begging, but you'll pay me.

You're not messing with my head.

Oh, better, better. Resist, always resist. Resist more.

But you'll disappoint me, Luke.

They always do.

Boo-hoo.

There's nothing you can give me other than your pain.

I am an artist, you see.

I play, you scream.

Music, music of the spheres, recording and replay.

An infinite loop of your agony will become my greatest treasure.

Transmit this sweet, sweet suffering to Papa Darius.

I said he's dead, you sick psycho freak. There's no one to transmit to.

Ask yourself this, Lou.

How do I know all this?

How do I know Darius Orchard?

You know how I know, don't you?

Tell me how you know.

Tell me how you know it's true!

Tell me now!

Because it's already happened.

Yes!

For it happened, it has happened, will forever be happening.

Soon.

Do you believe me now when I say that Darius is still alive?

Shall we begin your transformation into my princess of pain?

Start off with a little kiss.

Kiss.

Kiss.

Oh, in my anticipation, I forgot to set the

transmission coordinates for Dario Stadio.

There are no transmission coordinates!

Lucretia Scott thought she could scare you. We know better.

She the one gonna be scared. Time to pay, pay, pay.

Time to leave the sniper.

No, no, this won't do. Not at all.

This won't do one little bit.

Stop!

This isn't right. This isn't supposed to happen.

You're treated! This is my time!

Time's up.

Don't worry.

There should be a few of me to spare.

Please don't tell me it's happening again.

If you're speculating about whether or not

we've just experienced another warp effect,

I'm afraid I have to answer in the affirmative.

I suppose it's a waste of time asking whether or not Dante and Luca are bored.

That would be a second affirmative.

Crap.

What to do, what to do.

Well, here's a new problem you might find more urgent.

I have detected the prisoner has escaped his cell.

Hmm.

Mad.

Hasn't

May I ask what you're doing?

Prevention carvageum is the best form of medicine.

It's true.

Little known fact.

Smart system.

No security overrides built in TDA1 government.

How so very convenient.

Nice kitty.

So very nice.

We're alone, you and I. A very special universe, all to ourself.

Mm-hmm.

We have what is between us for the rest of our lives.

Inter-bubble eternity.

You're really pissing me off.

Yes, yes, that's it. At last, someone who understands.

I shall make your life exquisite.

Dreadfully exquisite.

Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, boy.

You see, Charles, The only mechanism for release from the sin eating the universe

is to restore to the cosmos the balance of evil absorbed from it.

That was his sacred mission, to return that which belongs to it,

and that you are his chosen angel, to release this great pain.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself.

You are truly the best.

And the best deserves a little show.

I've isolated Mr. C from the ship's systems and uploaded

into Caravaggio some programming we should see.

Shall we have a peek?

Percy, I have no control.

Mr. Caravaggio, please play Dante and Luke special Sweet Pain programs.

Would you care to see the full extended play version with full quad sound?

That was really fake, Lippin.

No, no. Do what you want with Percy. Just stop this.

Now I know that it's fake.

You don't scare me, okay?

Don't worry, Chicky. I have enough scare for both of us.

Okay.

Ready to sing, my little kitty cat?

Uh-oh.

This wasn't supposed to happen. This is my time.

What is time?

What have you done?

You'll have to fix this.

Hey, easy.

I'm injured, remember?

This, that, what have you done?

I don't know, but your timeline's... Don't worry about my timeline, Kitty.

My timeline can roll the punches. Undo what you did. No.

I will take one out if you don't tell Five exactly what you did.

Okay.

I'll do it.

I need my hands.

You are a sly one.

But not sly enough.

Just watch.

Okay.

What have you done?

I cranked the graviton coils, if you must know.

I gotta go. I'll kill you!

Caravaggio, where the hell are you?

Right where I've been since you masked me with your little homemade deception virus.

I trusted deceived our prisoner.

Like a charm, baby.

Now, there's gotta be some fragment of that warp around here somewhere. Exactly.

See you. Scheisse.

My, my, the prey in my sights.

Please, please, please.

My everything is going a-pitter-a-patter.

Caravaggio?

You didn't happen to find the warp anomaly yet, did you?

I'm gonna get you! If I'm not mistaken,

it should be coming straight down on you right about now.

Okay.

Uh, destroy the tulip after I'm gone.

Understood. Goodbye.

See ya.

Just you wait and see!

Ha ha ha.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm good. The coolest thing just happened.

What? Surprise! The party isn't over after all.

Where were we, young person?

Is he going to follow us around forever now?

Forever and forever.

Ravaggio, locate the time warp anomaly.

Far edge sweeping back through this corridor area in 11 seconds.

Let's all go for a ride. We're not going anywhere.

Come, come, come, come, come.

Car, destroy the tulip after we're gone. What are you talking about?

We can't destroy the ship. We can.

You trust me?

All right.

Do it, Car. Understood. Goodbye.

You all right? Everyone all right?

Car card status, please.

Same as it was when you asked me five minutes ago.

Carvaggio, bring up a visual on the prisoner.

Wow, he's bonkers.

I think you're right.

Bonkers.

Good idea to lock up all the weapons, Luke.

Hey, do you think that Five discovered this warp thing?

How could that be?

What do you mean? Like he was part of the experiment?

Maybe.

I don't know. What's his history?

There's nothing special in this dossier. Mechanic, loner.

Psychopathic killer.

He was too stupid to find it himself. It must have found him.

And he used it to commit crimes and escape into different times.

That would mean that there would be some form of him always running around.

I am pleased to report that we are now officially

warp free and out of the danger area.

Thank God for that.

You're welcome.

I also have triangulated the source of the warp beam.

There is an extremely powerful generator just below the moon's surface.

Car, do we have enough contact missiles in our stores to take out that site?

I believe so, but it's strictly illegal, Captain.

You'll have to offline my ethical inhibitor program.

Would you do the honors?

Caravaggio, offset your ethical inhibitor program. Done!

Uh, Carr, I want you to put a sequential timer on those contact missiles to

go off over the next 24 hours in case that lab

appears in another timeline. You got that?

Done.

Oh, and Carr, while your ethics program is down, what do you really think of Luke?

I think Luke is a fine first officer and a valuable member of the crew.

I knew it.

Your ethics program crashed.

Computers never lie.

These are my daughters, Cordula.

Pleasure to meet you.

On the next Star Hunter. And Aayla.

Hey, you up for some charge? It's not addictive.

I'm up for it.

Just let me get him with my job and I'll be on my way.

Oh, hi, bad guy.

I've got one of your daughters.

What?

He thinks Percy's one of us.