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Welcome to Haino, the bizarrest of bazaars.

If you can't find it here, give up.

This is a weapon-free zone.

That means no weapons and nothing is free.

What is this?

That's in the eye of the beholder, isn't it? I didn't ask for poetry.

I asked what it was. It's called a kaleidoscope.

People used to look through them.

Is this all it does? Yep, that's all. How much does it cost? It's not for sale.

Get the credits? I'm sure you do, but it's not for sale.

Hey, what's going on?

I can handle it.

You know who sent the psych?

Where's the stuff?

I don't know. Time's running out. We've got to come back.

If you don't have the stuff, you're dead.

Dead?

Dead.

I knew I was in for trouble when they gave me the stall next to yours. Yeah,

but think of all the fun you'd be missing.

Listen, I don't know how long we can hold them off.

You sure they never told you who the contact was? Apparently they'll recognize us.

Meanwhile, we're stuck here.

And again, help sometimes comes when you least expect it.

You're right, Dante. Oxygen levels are down to just 75%.

I can run an exchange with the air systems in Luke's quarters,

but that would only delay the inevitable.

I didn't think the air on this stinking ship could get any worse.

You know what? I should do a medical scan on you.

No, no thank you. I'm fine. Can you fix it today?

No, this is toasted.

Do you have another one?

Nope.

No fresh air for you.

That means you're going to the dungeon, to the guest quarters.

Oh, come on. Isn't there anything you can do? This doesn't look broken.

Well, the problem is I retrofitted the air supply

systems for our rooms after Luke moved in.

So they're completely unique. There's no extras on the ship.

The ship is way outdated.

On the other hand, if we went on a little shopping trip,

we could maybe pick up some very important replacement parts.

No, I don't think that's a good idea.

Absolutely not. We've got no time. We've got an assignment. Remember?

We don't have an assignment.

We have a very stupid make-work project of Rodolfo's to do.

No.

I know Space Station is only a few hours away on the curb.

I say we go.

You didn't rig this up just to get yourself a shopping trip, did you?

Is he accusing me of risking his health for the sake of some spare parts?

That's disgusting. You offend me.

All right, mon capitaine.

You've been here long enough.

Let's get you out of here.

You did, didn't you?

I tell you, I feel naked without my weapon.

You don't look naked.

Don't go there.

Oh, I hope you have a lot of credit, Dante.

What are you talking about? You said this was going to be cheap.

Ah, the, uh, whatchamacallit, that's cheap.

But?

The thingamajiggy, not so cheap.

Hey, we came here for one thing.

Uh, speak for yourself.

Hello.

Look at this sexy piece of wood.

A young woman has a discerning eye.

It's great. What is it?

You, um, look through the end.

I don't think we can afford that.

I was just looking at it.

You better watch out, Marco.

This guy'll steal your blind and make off with your woman just for good measure.

Ike!

In the flesh.

Wow, you look horrible.

Thanks a bunch. Is that all you have to say to me after all this time?

No, and you look old.

Hey, man, how are you?

Good, good.

Bang, bang, you're dead.

That's what it feels like around here.

You should have accompanied them.

It would do you good to get off this ship.

I hate shutting.

You've obviously been good company in the past.

Your newly installed human behavior software is

really kicking in nicely, isn't it, Caravaggio?

Obviously, sweetheart.

Excuse me?

Percy programmed you to say that to me, didn't she?

I've been programmed to respond to you in a

random order with such terms as sweetheart,

darling, hey, baby, hey, you, your mama, your face and my... All right.

All right.

Wait till I get my hands on her. Well, shouldn't they be back by now?

They just left.

Why not give them a call if you miss them so much?

I don't miss them, but I should check on them.

Dante, come in.

Yeah, Luke.

So, um, how much longer are you going to be?

Oh, we're going to be a while. Something came up.

You tell Percy we don't have time for things to come up.

It wasn't Percy this time.

And tell her I didn't find a joke very funny at all.

Yes, dear.

Cheeky brat.

How about we grab a drink and catch up?

Well... Oh, I'm not leaving you alone here.

No, Marco will take care of it.

See?

Marco will take care of me.

There's a cafe right over there.

I can have your reunion and keep an eye on us the whole time.

Credit card, please.

Why do I get a funny feeling about this? Hmm.

You're a long way from the farm, aren't you?

Not a farmer anymore. That was a long time ago.

I'm a bounty hunter. Bounty hunter?

You?

Can't believe it.

Sometimes I can't believe in myself.

You're always a quiet one.

Still waters run deep and all that.

It's a great front.

Still is. Yeah, smartass. Hey, you're in a new line

of work, aren't you? Yeah, well, you know me.

Never could stay at one thing for too long.

I remember.

But I'm getting used to it.

At least it's honest.

Well, relatively honest.

Looks like it's a little rougher than I would have thought.

It can't be any worse than your line of work.

Is this what you're looking for?

Yeah, it's exactly what I'm looking for. Ah, it's great.

What don't you have back there?

Girlfriend?

Pretty sure I saw some for sale, couple booths down.

Really cute, 30% off. Mm-hmm.

As delightful as you?

No, probably not.

So your father?

That's my uncle.

Were he and Ika old friends?

Looks like it.

How long have they known each other?

I don't know. I've never seen the man before in my life.

You don't happen to have a conventional delaying meter, do you?

Linear or serial?

What do you prefer?

I've thought about you guys often.

I think I've finally forgiven you for stealing her from me.

I didn't steal her, Ike.

She left you. That's one way of looking at it.

But then again, if my best friend hadn't wanted her so badly,

there might have been nowhere for her to go.

Ike!

Yeah, it's okay. Don't get so uptight about

it. After all, it's been, what, 15 years?

You guys still together?

No.

Penny's dead.

I'm sorry.

If I'd known that, I wouldn't have said anything.

Well, I like one thing about you.

You always had something to say.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Absolutely.

I even broke out of jail with the Billy Tsunami unit.

But that is a story for maybe another time.

I've never considered any of that.

No, I can see why you wouldn't.

I think where I went wrong was I used a generic oxygen

recycler and attached it to the standard circulator.

That wasn't my fault, though.

You know, we were at that place that sells at cost.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Just outside of Saturn.

Anyway, Dante picked out this really cheap one,

which was very sad because for a few credits more,

I could have gotten a really sweet one that would have doubled as an ice maker.

It's so interesting over there.

Nothing half as interesting as what's going on here.

That's good, because I was beginning to think you had a crush on my uncle.

You don't, do you?

Strange world.

Oh, come on.

Any kids?

One.

Son, Travis.

Does he want to grow up to be a big, bad bounty hunter like his daddy?

He was taken by the Raiders ten years ago.

Jesus, Dante.

I'll get him back.

I don't need to tell you. It won't be easy.

But if anyone can do it, you can.

Good luck to you, man.

Thanks.

Hey, I heard you had some problems over the years.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

You gonna have any trouble solving your current problem?

Makes you think I'm having one.

You're not gonna tell me you got these scabs in your face falling over a chair.

It's just a little delivery problem, that's all.

A delivery problem?

It wouldn't have anything to do with a higher bid from another buyer.

You don't forget a thing, do you?

Hey, man, that was your best trick. Remember Mrs. Kumyum John

with the, uh, prize shit soup reader?

Didn't you kidnap that mud and try to sell it to the highest bidder?

How was I supposed to know it was a gay dog?

She sent her son after.

Yeah, I remember. He gave you quite a beating, too, didn't he?

Tough little bastard, I'll give him that.

Anyway, this time it looks like a business associate might have screwed me over.

I can tell by the look on your face you think you've heard this one before. No, no,

I'm ready to be surprised.

No, you're right.

Same tired old crap.

One scam too many, and this time I got bitten.

Details don't matter.

Look, I really need to get to Dion.

My ship's reactor core is cracked. I'm stuck here.

Any chance?

Sorry, can't do it. Okay, okay. Forget it.

Look, I know you won't believe it, let alone want to hear about it,

but nothing worked out for me after Penny.

Don't go there, man.

Please.

I know. I've no right to talk about it after what happened to you,

but I just wanted to say she made the right choice.

You were always the better man.

Can you believe that I got all this stuff for a mere, hello, 2,000 credits?

Well, I guess you got your watch, McCall, and a few thingamajiggies, too, huh?

It'll all be worth it, I promise.

Yeah, 2,000 credits, you should be able to put a sauna in my quarters.

Yeah, but then you'd stink more.

Such comedy from crew. This is what I have to live with.

You can tell he smells.

No, Percy, let me carry that for you. No, that's

okay, I got it. I'm a big, strong man.

Oh, she's my engineer. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, she runs the whole ship.

I'm sorry it took me so long. This box is really heavy.

Must be the thing of my jiggies.

Hey, Percy, it's been a lot of fun.

Come back and see me any time, yeah?

Thank you.

I'll walk out with you. Good idea.

Hey, Ike, are we gonna talk later? Yeah, yeah. Something up with you two?

No, usual thing with partners.

Partners? I thought you flew solo. Well, they don't want to know about it.

Let's just say he saved my life, and I owe him.

I'm just gonna get something from the ship.

Yeah, sure.

I hope they don't do a credit check on my car.

Yeah, that would be pretty embarrassing.

Ike, stay here!

Holy shit.

My God, they got in. Who? Who did this?

I gotta get out of here. Hey!

Hey, what the hell happened in there?

What did you do? I didn't do anything.

Ike and I were working together on this deal. What deal?

Why are you shouting at me? I didn't do this, Dwight.

Let's get the hell out of here, now.

We're just leaving him here?

Yes.

Heard you. I'm not going to argue with you. Let's go.

Who's arguing? His friend just blew up.

All right, get your stuff. Let's get the hell out of here, now.

What happened? I heard there was an explosion.

I'll call you in later, all right?

Who's this?

We're dropping him off, uh... Anywhere.

This is Marco.

Anywhere.

Look, I hate to be rude, but I've got to check your bag.

Oh, of course you can see.

Caravaggio, scan.

I don't know how to thank you.

Welcome aboard a luxury liner.

Clear.

Can we go now?

Please?

Caravaggio, initiate decoupling.

Then set a course for Saturn, Kark.

Decoupling complete.

Estimated time of arrival in Saturn's orbit, 32 hours.

Before Ike died, he told me he was having problems with a deal.

You know anything about that? Well, he had so many.

I was just involved in one of them.

No, he never talked about his other deals.

He didn't tell you anything? No, he told me everything, in a general sense.

Yeah, but you just couldn't shut him up sometimes.

He's always talking about the big score,

how the next one would put him over and he could finally retire to Nouveau Vegas.

Big dreamer with a big mouth.

Look, I can't help you if you don't tell me what you know.

What I know about you and Ike's past.

He told me about that.

But he owed me. And quite frankly,

I'm not going to shed one tear for that pitiful loser.

Look...

You helped me get out of there, and I appreciate that,

but there's nearly nothing else I can say about Ike.

Well, if there's nothing more to say, then there's nothing more to say.

Shall I show you to your quarters? I'll do it.

Percy?

Percy?

What about the oxygen in my quarters?

Hmm?

The oxygen, my quarters.

I'm on it.

Sorry about your friend.

I never thought much about what it meant to Ike.

Penny leaving him, for me, I mean.

I could see why two men would fight over her, even best friends.

When this was taken, there was no fight. She belonged to him.

I was in love with her the moment I saw her,

and I didn't care that she belonged to him.

You know, you can't really steal someone unless they want to be stolen.

You never truly belong to anybody.

Yeah, that's what I kept telling myself. Mike made it easier by disappearing.

And you never saw him again until... Until today.

I mean, I had the odd report.

He was into some pretty rough stuff.

You know, if his life tanked after he lost her, it's not your fault.

Sure it was.

And his leaving him is what started everything.

I mean, I've had no trouble living with that.

I have no regrets, but Seen him again, huh?

Put a face to what she did.

Well, I've got so much guilt in my life, what's a little bit more?

That's it. Not connected to the conduit.

God, God.

That's not my tool.

Hello.

It's not often I get to see the parts that I sold for such good use.

Well, I already bought everything in your store,

so what are you trying to sell me now?

You're right.

Old habits die hard.

Keep trying. You might say something that doesn't make me gag.

Caravaggio, identify approaching ship.

Caravaggio!

Something's wrong. Percy, come in.

Percy?

Percy?

She might be working in my quarters. I'll look there, you look at hers.

Okay.

I'm ready. Then prepare for the next phase of the operation.

Guess this is the last time we pick up a hitchhiker.

How the hell did he get control of this ship?

Caravaggio's down.

I don't know how he did that.

The ship's functions don't seem to be affected.

No, it's probably just surveillance and communication.

How are you doing?

Oh, God, I'm gonna have a nasty headache.

My head is bleeding.

If we're lucky, that'll be the worst of it.

How many are there? Montana, his niece, and a first officer.

Montana's the only one who'll have the information you're looking for.

And you're sure this guy Ike told them where to find it?

Absolutely. They went off together and talked privately at length.

My money?

You will get paid as soon as we get what we need.

Raiders.

You son of a bitch, Markham.

Come with us.

Just tell us where Ike's package is, and this will all be over.

I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know about any package. Come on!

Hannah, tell us what we want to know, and you can be on your way.

How can I help you if I don't know what you're looking for?

You don't know that bastard Ike anything. Just

tell us what it is, and you're home free.

Come on, Dante.

Ike is my friend. Even if I knew what you wanted, why would I want to tell you?

Because if you don't, you might soon be joining him.

And where would that leave your shipmates?

Think about it.

Tell us what we want to know, or we increase the voltage again!

Soon they will cause permanent damage.

Marco must have disabled Caravaggio's security function.

So I didn't stop working, too.

Car maintains constant monitoring in these cells.

If I can bypass the security code, oh, yeah,

I might be able to access the emergency override panel.

Yeah, you know, if you're telling me that you've got a plan, I vote yes.

I just thought you might like to know what I'm doing down here.

Ow. Are you okay?

Make it easier on yourself.

Piss off.

Listen!

I saw you talking to Ike in the marketplace.

He confided in you. He must have told you. Ike didn't tell me anything.

Listen, I didn't tell me anything about his deal with the Raiders.

Because I don't give a damn about anything the Raiders want.

And all I cared about was money.

This isn't about money! It's about the future!

Where are the seeds?

Seeds? I don't know what you're talking about.

You are a liar!

Those seeds will save thousands of lives each year. Raiders' lives?

Settlers' lives!

When we get those seats, everything changes!

Nothing about you bastards ever changes. That's enough.

Bring one of the girls.

The young one. No!

No! She doesn't know anything!

Let's see if you can keep your mouth shut if someone else suffers for you.

Get the girl. I have a better idea.

Just full of surprises.

What the hell are you working for?

I suppose you're looking for some answers.

Who are you working for?

Well, that's simple enough to answer.

Me.

Hey, what did you do to him?

No, no, not him.

He saved me.

Give me the gun.

Okay, I'm lost here because he's the one who brought

the raiders on board in the first place.

Who are you?

Believe it or not, I'm not going to tell you.

Fine, go.

Hey, how did you get out?

Marco disabled Caravaggio, which caused a reaction there.

You don't need to hear this, do you?

Can you get him back online?

Of course I can. I'm a genius, remember? You sure you're okay?

Get in.

Sir.

Anything you want to tell me?

Are you looking for an apology?

Or a compliment or something?

That's quite a funky hairstyle you got there.

Do you like it?

Well, whatever he did, he didn't do it down here.

What are you looking for, Percy?

I don't know yet.

Ike must have something the raiders want pretty bad.

Said something about seeds.

What would raiders want with seeds?

Seeds you put in the ground?

They're also talking about settlers.

They must be up to something big.

Hello there.

This is not one of ours.

But what and why?

The raiders attack settlers, not the other way around.

Unless they're planning on becoming exactly what

they've always hated. What have you got there?

The antivirus program I designed with Caravaggio when we had the Billy Ray virus?

Right.

I don't know if it'll work.

Functions interrupted.

Scanning all systems and subsystems.

I am working.

Yeah, baby.

We shall arrive in Deon orbit within the next 11 hours. Deon?

Good job.

Who programmed that?

Not me. I don't want to go there.

There has also been a masking virus attached to the coordinate

that does not permit me to alter the course.

You better get to the bridge and see what you can do.

Hey.

Luke, you better come with me.

Where are we going?

I have to talk with Marco.

And what do you want me to do?

Make sure I don't kill him before I find out what I need to know.

Hey, it's about time you showed up. It's getting very lonely.

Guest quarters, I hope. That's right. Hey!

Take it easy.

Tell me about the seeds.

What are you talking about?

The seeds!

What did that raider scumbag talk about? It's your life, man.

You're not gonna have time to save your own life if you don't start talking.

They're genetically enhanced seeds.

Experimental.

Totally revolutionary.

Genetically engineered grain isn't new. It's been around for centuries.

They're not grains. They're not seeds.

They're seeds.

You put them in any soil, any condition,

and they grow to seed any atmosphere with the exact

percentage of oxygen needed to sustain life.

That would mean... No more terraforming factories

that cost trillions and take a generation to work.

What use could that be to the raiders?

Oh, maybe they developed a nesting instinct.

Something's not right here.

How does Ike figure into this?

We were brokering the deal, and then he tried to double-cross me.

Ike was cutting me out.

So you blew him up?

That wasn't me.

That was just good luck.

But now you're free and clear.

To broker the deal with who?

Who'd you think?

The highest bidder.

You smug prick.

Ho! Okay, okay, okay. Even parasites have use.

Come on, parasite, in the cage.

Hey.

I'm checking for Raider ships in the vicinity.

Someone will miss them soon enough. Car, do a long range scan.

Yes, Captain.

Any luck overriding those coordinates to Dion?

Nope.

Looks like we're going to Dion whether we like it or not.

Son of a bitch Marco did it.

Marco wants to go to Dion.

Ike wanted to go to Dion.

That's got to be where the deal is supposed to happen.

Raiders planning a terraforming.

Doesn't this strike everyone as a little out of character?

All I know, if the Raiders want those seeds so bad, maybe I can use them.

As a bargaining tool.

For Travis.

We don't know anything about these seeds. We don't know what they're about,

and they might have some very serious implications.

I've got three vessels at the edge of our long-range scanners.

ID?

They're still too far away.

Let's keep an eye on them.

Dion's pretty heavily populated. Where would we even start the search?

Car, display the arrest records from Dion. Embezzlement, theft, fraud.

Stop.

Kuyum John.

Who's Kuyum John?

Kuyum John and Ike were doing some deals that didn't go so well.

So I wonder what the hell he's doing down there.

Hey, Car, display an ID of Kuyum John.

You got a location on him?

Guillaume Jaune does not appear in the industrialists' database.

Could take weeks to find him down there.

Well, if those ships on the long-range scanner are raiders looking for Marco,

we have half a day at best.

Well, looks like I'm leading us down another dark alley.

Percy, keep me posted on those ships.

Max privacy mode, Caravaggio.

Data retrieval.

Access criminal database, Dion Moon.

Narrow the search. Name, Ku Yum Jan.

Current location of residence.

Approaching Dion orbit.

We will be within scour range in less than two minutes.

I've identified those ships. They are raiders,

and it looks as though they've been following us. PTA.

I'm going to prep the shuttle. Luke, I don't know how you did it, but thank you.

Great.

I'm keeping an eye on you.

Sorry, you missed the last call. We're closed.

I'm not here to drink.

Are you Kuyum John?

Never heard of him.

Marco sent me. Marco?

It's a stupid name.

Never heard of him either.

You're a lousy liar, aren't you?

Look, friend, I think I said that we're closed.

Keep your hands where I can see you.

So, you working for Marco?

Where the hell is that son of a bitch?

Don't worry.

He'll be around soon enough. And now,

These seeds that everyone is so interested in, where are they?

Oh, no, no, no.

Not till Marco gets here.

Let's deal with these seeds.

Where do you fit in?

Go ahead.

You kill me, there's no deal. No seeds, no nothing.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

To Dion. Isn't that where you wanted to go?

Oh, God, don't test my patience! Let's go!

So... what do we do now?

Wait.

Who do I have to kill to get a drink round here?

It's magic. Are you leaving me on, Dion?

That depends.

Look, can't I get my stuff?

I really need it if I'm not coming back.

You know what? We'll mail it to you.

I don't understand.

I think I do. Walk!

Look, it doesn't matter to me if I take you down as you are or as a corpse.

I guess I owe you some kind of explanation.

It's a good place to start.

I had to get the raiders off my back until I could get the seeds.

So I figured if I was dead, they'd leave me alone.

I assume you know all about the seeds now.

So you faked your death.

I'd like you to come up with a good plan.

Good enough to have fooled you. You haven't fooled anybody, Ike.

You're still the same lying, cheating dirtbag you've always been.

Yeah, and I'm looking at the Virgin Mary. Don't worry, I'm getting to you. So,

you're still selling to the raiders. That's what Kuyum John's about.

The go-between, right?

Go-between? Nothing.

I've brokered it all.

The only go-between here is from my fist to his face as soon as I get close enough.

Yeah, Kay, we're in a nasty,

filthy business where good men die like dogs and the

rest of us have to fight for whatever scraps we find.

Ike, I'm gonna ask you for a favor.

I don't want your seeds. I want my son back.

I want to use your seeds to get my son from the raiders.

I'm all through doing favors for you, Montana.

Penny was the last one you'll get from me. He was Penny's son, too!

He should have been my son!

You took that away from me, too. Enough, Koyung Tian! Give me the seeds!

I'll tell you what I told him. No Marco, no seeds.

What are you trying to pull? You've got the seeds.

That was always the plan.

There never was a plan.

You couldn't just stay dead, could you? Screw you.

I've come too far. Where are the seeds?

Piece of shit. Why the hell did I ever get involved with you?

Give me the seeds! Ike, no!

We can still make a decent... God damn you, Montana!

Where'd you come back into my life? !

You all right?

I'm good.

Shit!

Luke, come in. Go ahead.

We've got raiders on the grid here.

When do we expect them? Let's say ten minutes.

Prepare the ship for the departure on the curb.

We have to outrun them, come on. You sure we can make it to the curb?

Do it!

Okay.

Fine.

Do this, do that.

God, you guys are out of shape. Do you know how long it took you?

Get us out of here, Percy. Main's on full.

We're ready, for the record.

Now, please. That was the best chance I've ever had of finding Travis.

Those goddamn seeds have to be somewhere. Unless they never really existed.

They exist.

Raiders don't operate on hope.

There must have been some hard evidence.

We'll find out.

How?

Anyone who could have told us anything about the seeds is dead.

I'll be in my quarters.

Roll, roll, roll, roll your boat gently down the stream.

Melly, melly, melly, melly, life is but a dream.

Life is but a dream.

Roll, roll, roll your boat gently down the stream.

Melly, melly, melly, melly, life is but a dream.

You are advised to use extreme caution in dealing with harm.

Next on Star...

We have to get our hands on him. What do you want, Ariel? Hand me over Harmon.

The bounty in Harmon might make me forget what I want to do to you.

This is Commander Klein, Mars Federation Special Forces.

We understand you have a Martin Harmon in your custody.

What is it with this Harmon guy?

I am the artifact. Did you see that?