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Oh, Morag.
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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ah, nice morning, isn't it?
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Did you pull me over
to tell me it's a nice morning?
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Because I don't have
time for this.
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No.
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I pulled you over
because you were
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coming down with
undue haste and...
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- I was just--
- You mean speeding?
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And me going a little
over the speed limit
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is a danger to all these cars?
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Jessie, I'm a Warrant Officer.
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You can't talk to me like that.
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Just make sure
that you block the exit.
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Okay.
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Now go. Go. go.
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Hurry.
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You're quite fit. Huh?
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It's all those store
bought lunches you eat.
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I've told you,
you need more veggies, bruh.
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Whoo.
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Mm-hmm.
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That looks good.
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♪ What I want to
say about yesterday ♪
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♪ Was I saw you all so near me ♪
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♪ Yes I know you
drive close by my side ♪
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♪ To draw my attention to you ♪
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♪ But you'll understand
that I really can ♪
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♪ Knock any touch with you ♪
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♪ But if you really will
if you wanna steal ♪
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♪ I'll tell you what
you have to do ♪
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♪ Well clap your hands ♪
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♪ And slap your feet ♪
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That's him!
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Got you now, you bliksem!
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- That's him.
- Who?
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The tractor terrorist!
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All units, all units,
this is Karoo 1.
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There's a possible suspect
in charge of a vehicle
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on the intersection of--
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On the road to Ou Jan's farm.
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Got you now, you bliksem!
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- All units, all units...
- Duty literally calls!
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Yeah, um, cool.
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I guess you won't
have time to write me up
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for my serious crimes.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Um.
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Jessie. Jessie, I'm gonna
have to commandeer your vehicle.
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- Let's go.
- Fine. Take it.
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If I can get yours going
I'll drive it back into town.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.
- It wasn't a question.
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Stop!
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Off the road!
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Pull over!
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Hey, come on!
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Now go!
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No, you go to the side!
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Pull over, pull over. Pull over.
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Hey, hey.
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- Oye! Are you okay?
- I'm alright.
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Oh.
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♪ Huma-la-la-la huma-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la huma-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ So glad you're here ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la huma-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ And stamp your feet ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la huma-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la-la ♪
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- Hey, Jess.
- Morning. I'll be right there.
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♪ Huma-la-la-la huma-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Huma-la-la-la-la ♪
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- Morning.
- Morning, Tannie Maria!
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Ooh, I've got some lovely marrow
bones for you in the back.
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Aren't you a dear!
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Well, if it's deer you're after,
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I've got some venison too.
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You're going to love this week's
recipe, ostrich mince pie!
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Oh, I can't wait!
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See you later.
Bye.
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Yes, well, for a quarter page
I could give you 20
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or a 25 percent off.
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Morning.
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Um, no fine.
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- Fine.
- Ostrich pie.
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Your favourite.
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No. Well, do you know
what I think?
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I think what you need
is a half page.
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Well, I could send you the
options this week or next week.
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Oh, next month is fine. Alright.
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Yes.
It's the same number.
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Karoo Gazette.
Lovely, thank you.
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Bye.
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Maria.
Now, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
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Sit.
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It's no good.
It's no good at all.
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What you...
Just taste it.
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Hi, Hats, sorry I'm late,
I had to hotwire a police bike.
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Yes, fine.
Jessie, come in. Sit.
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The pie?
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Yes, but there's something
that I need to discuss with you.
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And, um, it's quite important
and I, uh...
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You're fired.
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Fired.
It's not that bad, surely?
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It's not the pie.
We'll run the pie for today.
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But that'll be your last recipe
with us I'm afraid.
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I've been instructed by the head
of the newspaper association
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that I'm part of
to run an advice column.
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It's a requirement
for their revenue model.
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And so I'm afraid
it's Tannie Maria's Recipes out,
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and Tannie Sara's
Advice Column in.
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You're not making any sense.
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Hattie, I write recipes
for the paper.
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Seven years now.
It's my job.
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I've made a list of other places
that publish recipes,
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I'll help you reach out to them.
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Who's Tannie Sara?
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I hope Jessie got the messages
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I sent for her this morning.
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We need to advertise
and we need to advertise fast.
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Actually, Hattie, I was thinking
I could be Tannie Sara.
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No, you already
do the crime beat
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and the local tit-bits
and the business forum news
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and the human interest stories,
and--
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But I'm really excited
about the opportunity
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to connect to our readership.
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I feel like we could understand
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their longings, their desires--
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- You?
- Yes.
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- And I really feel that--
- I'm sorry, Maria.
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We could really get to grip on
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the hectic issues
plaguing our society!
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I should have said
something sooner.
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But I've been avoiding it
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and now well, I can't anymore.
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I'm actually have been
thinking of some hashtags.
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Hashtag Gazette goes viral.
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I could write it.
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- What?
- The advice column.
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- I could write it.
- No, I was just saying--
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If you can't afford to pay me
for the recipe column anymore,
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well, then I could write
the advice column.
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No offense, Tannie M.,
but can you actually write?
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Your recipes are like a,
the best, honestly.
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I won the East Lothian
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junior essay writing competition
when I was 12.
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- Hattie, we need to focus--
- Twelve.
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I'll give you each a trial.
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Wonderful!
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Let's do it.
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Can't wait.
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Good luck then to both of you!
There's quite a stack!
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Um...
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I put out a call on Monday.
Well, get on with it.
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The public eagerly await
your advice, Tannies!
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Mr. Jacob is in
open house.
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They're operating
on him tomorrow.
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- Good morning, Ms. September!
- Good morning, officer.
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- Somebody in custody?
- Yes, ma'am.
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We think it's the
Tractor Terrorist
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the-the one who ruined
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Father Adam's petunias
last week.
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Tell him anyone who messes up
my hospital answers to me.
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Will do. Have a good day.
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And now?
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- Tip off from the cops.
- Regardt?
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Local interest story
down at the hospital.
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Fine, you can go.
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But I want both your columns
on my desk
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first thing tomorrow morning.
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Yes, ma'am!
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- And you too, Maria?
- I can't think here.
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My brain only works
in the kitchen.
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Maria, you're not
writing recipes now.
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You are writing
an advice column.
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Don't worry,
I'm full of good advice.
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I'll even brush up on
some sex tips for you.
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Hattie, hi, um, I was just
picking up my sausages...
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Yes, okay.
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- Good to know, Maria.
- Mm-hmm.
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Come.
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Let's go and see
if it's a good quality sausage.
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Hey! Oh, hey. Uh-huh.
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Not so fast, eh?
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Listen,
thank you for the loan.
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- I'll-I'll go grab my bike--
- Your bike's fine.
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- It's outside.
- Oh.
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Cool.
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Thank you for paying me
back for the repair job...
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with a good lead.
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Well, now you owe me
a favour in return.
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I don't owe you a damn thing.
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Shh.
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Suspect sustained
a new broken arm.
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He's lucky.
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Actually, we find that
if you're drunk
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you're less liable
to injure yourself.
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The rag doll effect,
we call it.
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Doctor, how many
cases would you say
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that you see every month
that are alcohol related?
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- Most.
- Would you have the stats?
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- Trends over time?
- Jessie.
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It's just a drunk guy
who stole a tractor.
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The Karoo has
ignored for too long
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its racist history of
profiting off of cheap labour
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and in many cases
instilling alcoholism
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into its working classes.
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But as a medical professional--
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I thought that the village paper
was about
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quilting expos
and spelling bees.
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Just trying to make sure
that we're relevant
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to all of our readership.
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Thank you for your time.
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Always happy to help
our local newsletter!
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- Jess!
- Hi, ma.
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All okay? I didn't expect to
see you here.
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Just writing a piece
on the Tractor Terrorist.
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Oh, your boyfriend
tipped you off.
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For the last time,
he's not my boyfriend, ma!
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Well, if you didn't look like
the lovechild
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of a biker and a librarian.
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I need to go back to work.
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Just saying,
you spent all of five minutes
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in the bathroom this morning.
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That's because I had to
get my siblings to school.
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I hope you get the cover story!
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Right, Morag.
Let's see who needs our help.
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Mm.
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I'm such
a total idiot.
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Please tear up that last letter.
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I'm a fool.
Please don't publish it.
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I beg you.
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If my husband...
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he'll kill me.
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I think I found it.
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Okay.
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- How's the suspect behaving?
- Ah, good, sir.
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Apart from singing
the rude songs,
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whenever the nurses try
and take his temperature.
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Rude songs?
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No, no, no, eh.
We can't have it.
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We can't have it here.
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Hello, uncle. We need to
ask you some questions.
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A is for apple.
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Can you state your name
for the record please sir?
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- B is for Bertus.
- Is your name Bertus?
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Suspect doesn't seem to know
his own name.
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Whose truck were
you driving, sir?
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- Constable Kasin.
- September.
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You know Bertes Chanchis.
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Works for Barend du Toit.
256
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,040
Off the record,
him and Barend du Toit
257
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,000
have the same father.
258
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,200
So the du Toits, they won't
be pressing charges.
259
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:02,760
You know, he's not
one of the violent drunks.
260
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,320
Just gets like this every year
on the time his mummy died.
261
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,000
Will you be pressing
charges detective?
262
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,680
Honeysuckle oil.
263
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,280
Lovely.
264
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,040
Mm.
265
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,280
That is amazing.
266
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,400
Oh.
267
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,840
Nearly forgot.
268
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,720
And, and...
269
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,000
Final touch. There.
270
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,440
Mm.
271
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,520
Yes.
Oh, I almost forgot.
272
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,480
Your letter.
273
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,040
Oh, right.
274
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,520
Tannie M., I hope you don't mind
that I'm also doing the column.
275
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,120
It's just something
I'm passionate about, you know.
276
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,600
Of course.
May the best Tannie win.
277
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,520
Cheers.
278
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,360
Dear Tannie.
279
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,600
I am ashamed to be
writing to you now for advice.
280
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,240
I've made my bed
and I should lie in it.
281
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,480
I promised to
love and obey this man.
282
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,680
My husband.
But the love has dried up.
283
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,600
Not hungry?
284
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,960
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, okay?
285
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,160
I just don't understand why you
feed me this garbage?
286
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,240
I do my best.
287
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,560
He does too, he pays for our
daughter's special needs home.
288
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,880
Nothing but the best
for his girl.
289
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,480
I have a lot of happy hours
with my friend when he is out.
290
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,400
She and I have a kind
of love for each other,
291
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,400
although I prefer
to keep it platonic.
292
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,440
She gave me the ducks.
293
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,960
I'll call that one Donald,
and that one Daffy.
294
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,480
Yeah, but he's white!
Daffy was a black duck.
295
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,000
Well, they're my ducks now
296
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,360
and I will call them Donald,
and Daffy, and Petunia!
297
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,600
- Petunia!
- I'll call them what I want!
298
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,680
Those ducks were
the first thing I ever loved
299
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,600
in a completely pure way.
300
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:44,200
Without guilt or pain,
just... pure bright joy.
301
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,560
No.
302
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,160
You bastard!
303
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,920
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you bastard!
304
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,000
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
305
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,760
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
306
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,880
You know
I couldn't let you keep them.
307
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,160
She gave them to you.
308
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,560
I'm sorry.
309
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,000
Hey, hey.
310
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,240
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
311
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,760
Is it wrong to have
a funeral for ducks?
312
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,480
Yours sincerely.
Bereaved woman.
313
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,840
I'm sorry.
314
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:41,240
It's perfectly natural
to find yourself attracted
315
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,360
to your friend's husband,
and I'm sure...
316
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,680
Don't make me come in there!
Sorry, Jess!
317
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,920
I'm sure lots of us have
found ourselves wanting
318
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,920
what we can't have,
from a lack of midnight snack,
319
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,720
to a snack of
a different kind!
320
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,240
You might find that this can be
transference, a response to...
321
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,680
Jess! Bronwyn said I'm
too stupid to do my homework!
322
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,880
I didn't say
he was stupid,
323
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,160
I said he made a stupid mistake!
324
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,320
It's important to consider
325
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,720
all the potential
ramifications--
326
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,720
Ramifications?
Is this a lecture?
327
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,960
Even though
all you what really want
328
00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:31,120
is to be consider
a relationship
329
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,760
with a man that makes
you weak at the knees
330
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,040
when you look into--
331
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,480
Uh-huh, "weak in the knees,"
take that out.
332
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,600
It's cringe.
333
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,120
Yeah. You're probably right.
334
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,800
I recently received
a letter on a topic
335
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,280
that might affect...
336
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:51,960
Blast it.
337
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,520
I wanted to address
338
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,320
the subject of
domestic violence in it.
339
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,080
No, Maria, you're not
a school principal!
340
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,920
I...
341
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,760
I knew a woman
who lived with a man...
342
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,640
I knew a woman who lived
343
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,960
for too many years
with a man who beat her.
344
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,320
Bruises and bones can heal
but the heart...
345
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,920
the heart can be
damaged forever.
346
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,640
Recipes, Maria?
347
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,080
They needed them.
348
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,800
Academic reference lists,
Jessie?
349
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,800
We can't pander to our readers.
350
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,320
Fine. I'll run them both.
351
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,880
And Jess you're going to need
a new by-line.
352
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,080
You're clearly no Tannie.
353
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,160
Yet.
354
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,640
Hello.
355
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,880
"If you are with a man
who abuses you,
356
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:39,920
you should leave him."
357
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,360
What's that then?
358
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,160
Just a mutton curry recipe
I wanna try.
359
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,160
Good.
360
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,440
Because the thing you call curry
361
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,400
is more like warmed up vomit.
362
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,280
Since you mentioned
a disagreement about a curry,
363
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,080
here's one that I hope
will put a fire in your belly,
364
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,320
and strengthen your resolve.
365
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,240
One tablespoon
of ground turmeric,
366
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,160
one and a half
tablespoons of paprika,
367
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,160
two tablespoons
of ground coriander
368
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,640
Two to four chillies.
Two to four chillies.
369
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,040
Three tablespoons of
chopped fresh ginger.
370
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,480
A quarter cup fresh
chopped garlic.
371
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,560
One and a half tablespoons
of cumin seeds,
372
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,400
two teaspoons of
fenugreek seeds,
373
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,920
six cardamom pods,
374
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,400
one tablespoon of mustard seeds.
375
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,720
After the mustard seeds...
376
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,640
half a cinnamon stick.
377
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,960
Two large onions.
378
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,600
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh!
379
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,160
Ah! Got it.
380
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,920
I'm so sorry, detective!
381
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,680
It's just onions.
382
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,800
Two tomatoes,
four medium potatoes,
383
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,880
one tablespoon of garam masala,
384
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,160
and one cup of
chopped coriander.
385
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,880
Spices.
386
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,200
You didn't never buy spices.
387
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,440
You're trying
a new recipe today?
388
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,480
- Yes.
- My fiance is exactly the same.
389
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,320
Can't handle anything fancier
390
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,320
than fish n chips
with loads of ketchup!
391
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,520
- Hi.
- Hi.
392
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,120
Um, may I have a
kilogram of mutton please?
393
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,040
Coming right up.
394
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,440
Martine!
You finished early!
395
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,640
I left the figures on
your desk, Mr. Van Wyk.
396
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,280
Right. Good. Good.
397
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,440
We do sell meat at the Koop,
you know?
398
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,600
- Is Hattie--
- Out for the afternoon.
399
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,280
Ah. Right.
400
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:09,720
Right.
Good! Have a lovely day!
401
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,680
Okay.
402
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,600
It's 84.90. Do you wanna tap?
403
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,360
Heat the oil
in the pot,
404
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,440
stir until the smell
fills the kitchen,
405
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,840
and the mustard seeds
start to pop.
406
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,640
Mix all the spices
except the garam masala,
407
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,120
and rub the spice mix
into the meat.
408
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,560
Curry takes a lot
of patience, Morag.
409
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,880
You can't rush a good curry.
410
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,000
It's a little bit
like sex that way.
411
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,880
Maybe not for chickens?
412
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,000
Now add the lamb,
413
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,240
and keep stirring to stop
the spices from catching
414
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,040
on the bottom of the pot.
415
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,440
When the onions are
soft add the aubergines,
416
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,680
and cook till they have
a little colour.
417
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,480
In the oven,
418
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,760
cook covered at a 150 degrees
for two hours.
419
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,840
Hello my wife.
420
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,160
Meat needs slow
cooking to become tender...
421
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,680
Thank you.
422
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,200
I'm sorry.
423
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,840
And the spices need
time to infuse flavour.
424
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,880
The supper will be on time.
I promise.
425
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,520
Looking forward to it.
426
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,280
About an hour
before you're ready to eat,
427
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,160
boil the potatoes
and add the garam masala then.
428
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,400
And there you have it.
429
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,840
The perfect mutton curry.
430
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,920
Mm.
431
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,440
Wow!
432
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,280
Mm.
433
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:27,760
Aileen.
434
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,960
Look at this alert I just got.
435
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,120
Well.
436
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,320
After all these years, eh?
437
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,680
You uploaded them
both to the website?
438
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,040
Yes, on Friday.
439
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,240
It's Maria's column
is doing mad online.
440
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,920
That's more traffic
in three days
441
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,760
than there has been in the past
three months put together.
442
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,400
- Oh, my.
- And my cousin Jared.
443
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,000
- Yes.
- The one that works at the Koop.
444
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,440
Wants more copies
of the paper.
445
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,960
Also, Doep wants more copies.
446
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,000
The sales of mutton
are through the roof.
447
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,000
- Oh Jessie--
- I know. I'm off the column.
448
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,920
Oh, Maria. You've done it now.
449
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,480
What, Hattie?
Sorry.
450
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,080
Maria. You're famous.
451
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,600
- I am?
- The column's yours.
452
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,000
It seems as though you might
have a few fans online.
453
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,960
And... they're all
addressed to Tannie Maria.
454
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,280
- Well...
- The people have spoken.
455
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,000
Oh-oh, Jessie, I am sorry.
456
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,120
It's okay, Tannie M., people
aren't ready for my home truths.
457
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,720
- Do you wanna see the website?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
458
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,360
What's my surname doing there?
459
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,760
I thought it looked more
professional, Maria Purvis.
460
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,440
No, no, no, I-I'm just,
I'm Tannie Maria. That's all.
461
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,960
Take it down!
Take it, take it down!
462
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,960
Okay, fine. Sorry, Tannie M.
463
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,160
- I'm changing it now.
- Alright?
464
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,040
Thanks, Jessie.
465
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,680
A note
for Tannie Maria.
466
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,440
Not for publication.
467
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,520
Oh, God, it was amazing.
You should make it more.
468
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,200
I'm glad you liked it.
469
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,440
Goodnight.
470
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,360
The mutton curry was superb.
471
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,760
But I read your advice too.
472
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,160
I have a plan that will allow
my daughter and I to leave.
473
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,240
I'll just have to tread water
until I get it right.
474
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,400
Did you have
a good day at work?
475
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,600
I...
476
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,760
It was alright.
477
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,320
Same old one.
478
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,040
Finally! What the hell, Bron?
Where have you been?
479
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,600
Just helping teacher
clean the classroom.
480
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,920
Don't lie, I saw your teacher
15 minutes ago.
481
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,440
Oh, so now you're spying on me?
482
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,360
Oh, I don't have time
for your drama.
483
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,920
- Is it a boy?
- No, Jess. Okay.
484
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,560
You know boys are
nothing but trouble.
485
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,400
And if I catch him hurting you,
I'll moer him.
486
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,760
- You tell him that.
- Yes.
487
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,640
Your sister is a psycho,
and she'll moer him.
488
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,560
Jess, you are embarrassing me.
489
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,880
Sorry.
490
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,600
Bloody man!
491
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,400
"Tannie Maria."
492
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,560
I think my friend's husband
is going to kill her.
493
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:32,760
"He thinks she's leaving him
and he said he'll kill her."
494
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920
She doesn't wanna
find the police.
495
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,600
"She said I can't go
into her house anymore."
496
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,200
If I kill him
in self-defence of her,
497
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,880
how long will I go to jail, hmm?
498
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,640
"Signed, friend in need."
499
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,000
I wish there was a giant
insecticide for these guys.
500
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,920
DDT that you could
spray from planes.
501
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,520
I think this letter is from
my duck lady's friend.
502
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,000
The giver of the ducks.
503
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,880
It might be someone else,
504
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,760
a lot of people are beaten by
their boyfriends and husbands,
505
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,120
especially around here.
506
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,760
I just have a feeling it's her.
507
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,480
And now he might kill her.
508
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,400
Right, well you need to
write a response
509
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,840
to this woman right away.
510
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,560
We'll put a feature on the site.
511
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:20,000
I'm sure I can get the Karoo
Ladies Society to sponsor it.
512
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,040
And I'll get you the numbers for
People Opposing Women Abuse,
513
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,520
Lifeline, Legal Aid...
514
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,240
I'll put the kettle
on for you, Maria.
515
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,960
♪ Whenever I'm alone with you ♪
516
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:09,320
♪ You make me feel
like I am home again ♪
517
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,480
♪ Whenever I'm alone with you ♪
518
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,560
♪ You make me feel like
I am whole again ♪
519
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,280
♪ Whenever I'm alone with you ♪
520
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,880
♪ You make me feel like
I am young again ♪
521
00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,120
♪ Whenever I'm alone with you ♪
522
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:08,600
♪ You make me feel
like I am home again ♪
523
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,600
♪ However far away ♪
524
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,280
♪ I will always love you ♪
525
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,000
♪ However long I stay ♪
526
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,440
♪ I will always love you ♪
527
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,360
♪ Whatever words I say ♪
528
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,280
♪ I will always love you ♪
529
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:38,360
♪ I will always love you ♪
530
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,160
Ambulance chasing,
Jess!
531
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,640
Hattie, it wasn't like that.
532
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,880
And privacy for the poor chap?
The bereaved?
533
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,840
I used a telephoto lens,
the bereaved didn't even see me.
534
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,280
What was I supposed to do?
The ambulance was right there.
535
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,560
I'm an investigative
journalist, Hats.
536
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:52,600
Sorry, Maria!
537
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,760
We're just discussing the ethics
538
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,200
of journalism.
539
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,040
Just have a look
at the photos. Maria.
540
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,800
I asked my ma.
Her name is Martine Burger.
541
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,040
Her husband is Dirk.
542
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,960
I found this at the crime scene.
543
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,360
That's my lady with the ducks.
544
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,680
Oh, no.
545
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,600
No, no, no.
546
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,960
I'll put the kettle on.
547
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,440
Hats, we need to
investigate this.
548
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,560
Which of you is Tannie Maria?
549
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,400
Who gives people advice
on how to live?
550
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,120
I'm Tannie Maria.
551
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,080
The love of my life is dead
and it's all my fault!
552
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,760
Oh.
553
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:51,640
Would you like some coffee
or a koeksister?
554
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,960
Police!
555
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,200
We are here for Anna Pretorius!
556
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,360
Yes, yes. I'm coming.
557
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,880
Hang on. Coming.
558
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,560
- Oh.
- Anna Pretorius.
559
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,040
You need to come with us
and answer questions
560
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,960
regarding the murder
of Martine Burger.
561
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,040
Come. Come, let's go.
562
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,680
- Come.
- Okay.
563
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,760
- Anna.
- Oh, oh, oh.
564
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,120
Oh. Oh!
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